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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race, this week is a double feature.
00:04Snatch game and design.
00:06I definitely think I'm gonna add more, more, more.
00:09I'm gonna fight for my country.
00:11Even the spirits are confused with that one.
00:14Maya Fox. Van Gogh.
00:17Good drag-ulations.
00:19You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
00:21Holy shit.
00:23Caramel. Shantae Yousse.
00:25Star Doll. Sashay Away.
00:30Pitch.
00:34Star is gone.
00:35I feel a little responsible and a little guilty.
00:39But also a little like, ooh.
00:41At least you're not coming back in the work and we're gonna be mad at me.
00:44I'm so heartbroken right now.
00:46I don't deserve to be here.
00:48But I look so pussy.
00:51Just know I will always be a mwah.
00:54Star.
00:55P.S. Van.
00:56You owe me, sis.
00:58I'm her buddy.
01:00I'm feeling a lot of adrenaline from the lip sync.
01:02A lot of anger.
01:03A lot of heartbreak for Star.
01:05I'm like definitely in my feels right now.
01:08And I need to let some things out.
01:10Wow, wow, wow, wow.
01:12Ugh.
01:13No Keisha, no shade.
01:14I'm gagged you weren't in the bottom.
01:16I'm surprised by that choice.
01:18It was like an impossible choice because I think Caramel, like you did better in the challenge for sure.
01:23I looked at the competition overall and I thought that Velma had a better track record.
01:28Ultimately, I choose to save Velma.
01:30And this is a strategic move, I have to be honest.
01:32Who's gonna be able to help me long term?
01:35And I feel like that person is Velma.
01:37I'm a little pissed off.
01:38I was kind of gagged in that moment because I do feel like I did better in the challenge.
01:42The way you did the challenge bombed what you did before.
01:47In my opinion, I just felt like I should have been saved.
01:50I just feel like it's fake as fuck and I'm not here for it.
01:53Looking at the fact that like almost every girl in here said that they would save me.
01:57I was really shocked that you chose Velma.
02:00At the end of the day, the judges said that you were shut down.
02:03Your look was good also like me.
02:05It was not like that clear.
02:06Do you think my critiques were better?
02:08Like they said they laughed.
02:10Well they laughed at the same joke.
02:11They said that you weren't funny though.
02:13They said they didn't laugh at anything.
02:14I just think Velma's bullshit.
02:16Are we in the same room?
02:17Are we hearing the same thing?
02:19Like is your brain not working?
02:21You like didn't get any laughs like they said you weren't funny.
02:24Everybody is shocked.
02:26Everybody thought that it would be caramel.
02:29This is something that I will remember forever.
02:32So what was your decision Van?
02:34I'll be the first one to say it.
02:35I think Star's a threat.
02:37So I was like, what's the point of saving her?
02:40I think I can read PM better than I can read Star.
02:44I don't know what Star's gonna do.
02:46And I just wasn't willing to take that risk.
02:48Caramel, I'm just so happy you won with no makeup on.
02:51That part. That part.
02:54Not even a lick of eyeshadow.
02:56Just bare face with a wig.
02:59I know this wig is controversial, but I do feel a little...
03:07But I think it's time to get out of drag.
03:09Yes, please!
03:10Let's go!
03:11Season six is playing the game.
03:14The beaver's making me feel crazy because I don't know how it's going to be played.
03:19No one's sticking to like the previous seasons where it was boring and their like track record.
03:23You can't bet on an alliance.
03:27I don't believe anyone's actually going to stay true to their work.
03:34The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000.
03:39With Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights.
03:44With extra special guest judge, Alyssa Edwards.
03:56It's a new day in the workroom and the target on my back has just grown bigger.
04:00So I gotta make sure that I'm still in that top spot.
04:02So none of these girls can try to ask me.
04:04We made it another week!
04:06Yay!
04:09We got some wins on the board now.
04:10I have a win.
04:11Salty has a win.
04:12Van Gogh's got two wins.
04:14I'm coming up right next.
04:16Now listen here.
04:17One half of the Scissor Sisters already got her wins.
04:20So it's my turn to snip, snip, snip, snip my way up to the top.
04:24I really didn't have a good week.
04:25I know it was a fiasco.
04:27I don't know how to land a plane.
04:29It's really important that I bounce back
04:31cause of course they gonna eat me alive if it's not the case.
04:36Ebony!
04:37Do you remember being in the alliance, female alliance?
04:41I don't recall talking about an alliance.
04:42It's a record!
04:44There's no record!
04:45Oh, it's me dead.
04:46The girls are over here.
04:48Oh yes, of course.
04:49If I'm on the top, I'll say again if you're on the bottom.
04:52Of course.
04:53And vice versa.
04:54Uh huh.
04:55Girl, Vemma got me goofed up this morning.
04:58And I'll see you, I low-key had an alliance with Star.
05:00That's not true!
05:02Stop it!
05:03Dirty Alliance Laundry is being aired.
05:06Girl, I saw an opportunity and I took it!
05:08Well, I appreciate you taking that opportunity!
05:11I know I had a floppy on a week.
05:14I am not delusional, but I did walk my ass off on the runway.
05:18Yes, you did.
05:19After my sister Hazel didn't have my back twice.
05:21Oh!
05:22Here we go!
05:23First doesn't let me choose and he says I should be in the bottom.
05:26I am ready to let Hazel have it.
05:29I just want to shake them a little bit and also let them know
05:32that they shouldn't have done what they did.
05:35So what I'm seeing is these alliances that y'all made don't mean anything!
05:39Don't mean anything!
05:40Girl, they don't be sure!
05:41This table chat is so revealing.
05:44These bitches have no integrity at all.
05:48And that's okay!
05:49Because I know that I'm looking out for myself now.
05:52Oh!
05:53Here we go!
05:55Oh!
05:56Canada!
05:57Seen it already, then had her!
06:01Hey, page turners!
06:03Hey!
06:04There's nothing I love more than a nice hard cover.
06:08So grab your reading glasses and don't forget to follow the rubric.
06:13Hello!
06:14Hello!
06:15Hello!
06:16Hello!
06:17Hello!
06:18Hello!
06:19Hello!
06:20Hello!
06:21Hello!
06:22I'm getting so good at being Canadian.
06:24Hello!
06:25Hello!
06:26Now you all look amazing, but every queen can use a little help.
06:29Lucky for you in today's mini challenge, I'll be holding one-on-one styling sessions.
06:33Hey!
06:34Hey!
06:35We'll talk all things fashion, and in the end, I'll select my style superstar on the rise.
06:40So take 10 minutes to slip into D-list fashionista quick drag.
06:44Okay!
06:45Then meet me and my atelier, and I'll decide if you're a red flag or red carpet royalty.
06:50Ooh!
06:51Can I get a yes and?
06:53Yes and!
06:54Can I get a yes and Murray?
06:56Yes and Murray!
06:58On your marks, get set, pose!
07:02Yeah!
07:03Yeah!
07:04Go, go, go!
07:05Go!
07:06Ah!
07:07Oh my God!
07:08This is crazy!
07:11First mini challenge of the season, and I've never done quick drag before.
07:16We'll see how it looks.
07:17Oh, you better, bitch.
07:21Oh!
07:22You better, bitch.
07:23Oh!
07:31I'm here!
07:32Ah!
07:33Good to see me, isn't it?
07:34I put on my finest pigeon coat, my wine-stained tube top dress, and I am ready to get this fashion
07:41consultation on the go.
07:42I'm so excited to be here.
07:44Oh, thank you so much.
07:45I'm a big fan of yours.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Did you catch me in RuPaul's Roller Boogie 47?
07:50I saw 48.
07:51I skipped 47.
07:52I probably need to see that.
07:53You do.
07:54I was server number three.
07:55Let me see the top of your hat.
07:56Oh, my God.
07:57Yes, I remember that scene.
07:58Yes, yes.
07:59Can I come in?
08:00Abs, I wish you would.
08:01I'm coming in.
08:02Okay, thank you so much.
08:05My agent sent me here because apparently I need some style help.
08:09Oh, girl.
08:10Look at you.
08:11Oh, gosh.
08:12What have you been up to lately?
08:14I haven't seen you in a minute.
08:15Oh, my God.
08:16I did a commercial for a laxative.
08:18Oh, okay.
08:19It was explosive.
08:20I auditioned on American Idol.
08:21Oh, you did?
08:22Yeah.
08:23It didn't air, though.
08:24Look at you.
08:25You're like some kind of glamour leprechaun.
08:26Exactly.
08:27My name is Patricia.
08:28Pat, if you're nasty.
08:29You have seen me in the magazines, Carson.
08:33Oh, okay.
08:34This nose knows no boundaries.
08:37I won Miss Lobster Roll 2004 in Shizyak.
08:40That's how I know you.
08:41I knew you knew me from somewhere.
08:43And how would you describe your style in three words?
08:46I think I would do skinny, for sure.
08:48Skinny.
08:49Would be the first one.
08:50Punk out of bed.
08:51Punk.
08:52Chic.
08:53Out of bed.
08:54Chic.
08:55That's five words.
08:56This is my new pigeon coat.
08:57Pigeon is very in right now.
08:58Is it?
08:59It is, yeah.
09:00Baby, this is chicken feathers from our own coop.
09:03Really?
09:04It's farm to closet.
09:05Oh, yes.
09:06Oh, right.
09:07I mean, your, oh, your bosoms are, um, I think, I feel like they're coming out.
09:10They're coming out?
09:11That might be something we can work on.
09:13I need some style help.
09:14Is this beaver?
09:15It's actually my back hair.
09:17It is.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Okay.
09:20You just moved it.
09:21You just moved it.
09:22Put your thing down and flipped it and reversed it.
09:23I loved it.
09:24I love that shoe.
09:25Oh, yeah.
09:26Thanks.
09:27The shoe match is always, Carson.
09:28You're so flexible to rest.
09:30That's what gets me the covers.
09:31Uh, what do you think of my outfit?
09:33I do like your, uh, your pocket handkerchief.
09:35Oh, thank you.
09:36Yes.
09:37The pocket square.
09:38Oh, I love it.
09:39A pocket square looks like a triangle to me.
09:41I know.
09:42I know.
09:43Who cares about geometry?
09:44I think people are having sex in that window behind us.
09:46Hold on.
09:47Let me see.
09:48Let me see.
09:49Oh, my gosh.
09:50Look at them.
09:51Oh, my God.
09:52I just love love.
09:53I know.
09:54All right.
09:55We'll just try to avert our eyes.
09:56For some of your favorite style influencers.
09:59I think her name's Melinda Verga.
10:00Melinda Verga.
10:01Melinda Verga.
10:02Melinda Verga.
10:03Oh, what an interesting choice.
10:04Brooklyn Heights.
10:05Really?
10:06I saw those lace eyebrows, and I just needed some of them myself.
10:10You see that right there?
10:11I'll lift up them.
10:12Wow.
10:13Oh, wow.
10:14They look so real.
10:15Oh, thank you.
10:16I think you're hypnotizing me.
10:17Oh, my goodness.
10:18I think you are an amazing astrophysicist.
10:24One sec, one sec.
10:25Let me clap it out of you.
10:26Oh.
10:27Oh, wow.
10:28Oh, wow.
10:29God, I feel...
10:30What just happened?
10:31We should probably see you through a little runway walk.
10:33I am a little sore from last night, so I'll try my best.
10:36Oh, God.
10:37Did you fall?
10:38No, I just had too much food.
10:39Oh, look at that.
10:40Over here.
10:41Oh, God.
10:42Oh, goodness.
10:43Chiropractor.
10:44Faster.
10:45Faster.
10:46Faster.
10:47Faster.
10:48Turn.
10:49And a little jog.
10:50A light jog.
10:51A light jog.
10:52Oh, yeah, that's good.
10:53Oh, yes.
10:54Lead with the knees.
10:55Moncton Fashion Week.
10:57And that is the actual lobster roll.
11:00Mm-hmm.
11:02That's so unique.
11:03I walked like that once after a week in Barbados.
11:06Okay.
11:07Well, where...
11:08Okay.
11:09My spoons came out.
11:10Oh, my God.
11:11Where were those?
11:12This is when I lost Mr. Lobster Roll 2005.
11:14Hold on.
11:15Added talent.
11:16All right.
11:17I think we're done here.
11:18So, get out.
11:19Okay.
11:20Thank you so much.
11:21Thank you so much.
11:22I'll find you on the Moncton Facebook page.
11:25Thanks so much.
11:26I'm banned.
11:27I'm sure you are.
11:29Well, in a room full of D-listers, one of you was an A+.
11:34The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
11:38Sammy Landry.
11:39Oh, yeah!
11:40Oh, yeah!
11:41Good job!
11:43Yes.
11:44Good work.
11:46You have won $2,500 cash, courtesy of Swish Embassy.
11:51Ooh.
11:52Oh, my.
11:53All right.
11:54Now that we're all warmed up, it's time to sizzle your sisters.
11:57Because for this week's maxi-challenge, it's the return of the reading battles.
12:02Oh!
12:05You'll face off against one of your fellow queens and take turns trading burns.
12:10It is the reading battles.
12:12We've all seen it.
12:13Some of us may not love it.
12:15Reading is an art form.
12:17It is something that not everybody can do, because you have to be smart.
12:21And a lot of these girls are so stupid.
12:24The goal is simple.
12:25Win your battle and secure your safety.
12:27Lose your battle, and well, you might be in danger, girl.
12:31And the funniest queen of the night will win the maxi-challenge.
12:36But first, you need a reading buddy.
12:38Sammy Landry, as the winner of the mini-challenge, you will select your rival.
12:44Let me get a look here.
12:45Let me get a look.
12:47I get to pick my opponent first.
12:49Who do I want to destroy?
12:52I'm gonna go for P.N.
12:55Yes.
12:56I fucking hate you so much.
12:58I hate you more.
12:59Now I will choose a queen at random, and they will pick their opponent.
13:08Hazel.
13:09Who the fuck do I want to choose?
13:11Who is on the same level as me?
13:14I think I'm gonna go with Caramelk.
13:19Okay.
13:21Dulce.
13:23I know everyone thinks I'm gonna go Pigman, but I'm not sure.
13:27I kind of wanted to surprise them.
13:28You know what?
13:29I'm gonna go with Velma.
13:31Work.
13:32Work.
13:33Okay, so Dulce versus Velma.
13:35All right, let's find our next name.
13:40Ebony LaBelle.
13:41Oh!
13:42Oh!
13:44There we go.
13:45Let's go.
13:46So which of y'all bitches would call me annoying?
13:50You wanted to be salt versus pepper so bad.
13:53So you know what?
13:54I'm gonna choose Maya Fox.
13:56Oh!
13:57Oh my God.
13:58So it's Ebony versus Maya, and that means it's Saltina versus Van Gogh.
14:07Fate leaves me and Van together, and I cannot wait to read her down.
14:15To help you get up in this gig, you'll get some help from our extra special guest judge.
14:20But I'll let her introduce herself.
14:22Oh!
14:23Racers, start your engines.
14:25And may the best drag queen read!
14:31My name is Alyssa Edwards, and I am a very established and seasoned queen.
14:37I mean truly.
14:38What the fuck am I actually doing here in Canada?
14:42Where's Brooklyn Heights?
14:46Oh my God!
14:47I am gooped, gagged, and bewildered.
14:52Holy.
14:53How are you?
14:54Hello.
14:55She is like my favorite drag queen of all time.
14:58Tell me, are we ready for the reading battle?
15:00Yeah.
15:01The girls wanna battle!
15:03Y'all, this is fun.
15:04I know what you all are feeling right now.
15:06Mm-hmm.
15:07But I think if you turn off the voices in your head sometimes, and allow yourself to giggle
15:12and laugh, and if you're confident in your skin unapologetically, the judges will enjoy it.
15:17Yeah, I feel like it is hard because it's like you don't wanna offend the person.
15:20Why don't you wanna offend them in a reading battle?
15:22Honey, there's a cash prize.
15:23There is a check waving to you.
15:25You better get to offending everybody.
15:27All the girls think that I'm an easy target in this challenge, and I'm sure Hazel thinks she has it in a bag.
15:32But I feel like if anything, that just fuels my fire.
15:34I mean, Alyssa Edwards gave me the hint, so I need to come in hard.
15:38So if a joke doesn't land, how do you keep rolling?
15:44Guess what?
15:45I'm laughing first.
15:46Yes.
15:47Okay.
15:48Okay, because if you can't make yourself laugh...
15:49How the hell are you gonna make somebody else laugh?
15:51You're gonna make somebody at home laugh.
15:53Many times in season five, me telling myself I can't do this or this or this.
15:57Oh, hell, bitch.
15:59You could do all of that.
16:00Now, it might not be as fast or as sharp as someone else.
16:04But what you do is authentically, unapologetically you.
16:08And when you bring that to this competition, that's when you soar.
16:12Do you have any advice like maybe right before you walk in to like kind of tell yourself,
16:16or does that just kind of tie in to pretty much what you said?
16:18No, I think being a performer, it's natural to be nervous because we're passionate about it, right?
16:21Yeah.
16:22We wanna do good.
16:23We wanna be a symbol of excellence.
16:24We wanna be the best version of ourselves.
16:25So it's natural to be nervous, especially when you're passionate about something.
16:28And I think that's good.
16:30Hearing Alyssa say that like if you have nerves, it's because you're passionate,
16:33kind of makes me feel a little bit more at ease because I feel like I've been really nervous
16:37pretty much this whole competition.
16:39But it's because it means a lot to me.
16:41This isn't just a game.
16:42Like this is something I really want.
16:43Bring that backstage drag dancer.
16:46Bring that to the main stage.
16:48I'm excited to see all this.
16:49I'm excited.
16:50And I believe in you all, right?
16:52Now let me meet y'all's opponents.
16:53Get the hell up out of here.
16:54Woo!
16:55Woo!
16:56Woo!
16:57Woo!
16:58Woo!
16:59Woo!
17:00Woo!
17:01Woo!
17:02I love Miss Alyssa's motherfucking air words.
17:05That is so gaggy.
17:06Are y'all gagged?
17:07Alyssa is that type of girl that just knows how to throw it back right at ya.
17:11And she could give us some really, really, really good advice.
17:14I'm Sammy Landry.
17:15Oh wait, say that again.
17:16Sammy Landry.
17:17Sammy.
17:18Sammy.
17:19Sammy.
17:20Sammy.
17:21Landry.
17:22Landry.
17:23That's the experience.
17:24What does that mean?
17:25It means my name.
17:26Landry.
17:27Landry.
17:28It's French.
17:29Clearly.
17:30Yes.
17:31Who thinks they're really gonna excel in this?
17:32I feel like I'm gonna surprise myself.
17:33You better do that, honey, or you better be a good lip-syncer.
17:36I can actually go for him down.
17:38I know all about that because I thought I was fucking hilarious, bitch.
17:41You were cackling.
17:42You were having a hoot and a haul.
17:44And I was obsessed with that.
17:45The judges didn't.
17:46They were like, what?
17:47Alyssa, were you entertained?
17:48I said, thoroughly.
17:50But I'm a storyteller.
17:51I learned very quickly.
17:52And these kind of challenges, sometimes less is best.
17:55And when it's less is best, you can get a lot more snappy.
17:58Punch.
17:59Get to the punch.
18:00And delivery can be everything.
18:01Yeah.
18:02Sometimes for me, for my character, I could read a children's book and make it funny.
18:05Yeah.
18:06Just really sell your character with it.
18:07Yes.
18:08Alyssa is giving us some solid comedy advice.
18:11This is all in fun.
18:12It's just drag.
18:13It's just drag.
18:14It's not personal.
18:15It's just drag.
18:16Now, I'm nobody's lie detector test, but I think some of these queens are over here playing
18:19too Canadian and nice.
18:21But I think some of them are quite shady.
18:24I'll stay tuned.
18:31Oh, my God.
18:33Alyssa Edwards.
18:35Motherfucking Edwards.
18:37She came to Moncton.
18:38No way.
18:39In 2018.
18:40I opened for a show that she did in Montreal.
18:43So you said it was around 2018.
18:4518, yeah.
18:46You did that.
18:47How long have you been doing drag again?
18:48Nine years.
18:49Nine years.
18:50I started in a drag competition, and I won the contest.
18:54And at the end, I found the heart of drag being my heart.
18:58My art.
18:59My art.
19:00Art.
19:01Not my art.
19:02But yeah, a little bit of this too.
19:04The only way to get good at it and the only way to figure out your drag is with a lot of
19:10experience.
19:11Exactly.
19:12I love shows and gigs that much because they didn't want to book me.
19:16It was a challenge to be booked for gigs.
19:19I was feeling the hate more from the older queens than my sisters.
19:25It's been nine years, but it's like the two last years that I really, really had jobs
19:30and I did my experience.
19:32Like, I'm such a fighter, so I just keep on going.
19:35It's a little bit sad.
19:36Like, I'm like, I wish I had the chance that my sisters that started with me had.
19:42I'm really happy that I have a place here and that I can be celebrating this heart.
19:48So, do you want to...
19:49Yeah, let's wish to get to work.
19:51Yeah.
19:52But it wasn't...
19:53Wait, did you get...
19:55No, I got chosen.
19:56Who chose you?
19:57Ebony chose me.
19:58So, you're easy to read.
19:59Apparently.
20:00That's what she said.
20:01That's what she said.
20:02Ebony is a really big personality, and I just need to make sure that she doesn't
20:05steamroll me in this challenge.
20:06I need to take my space up and stand out my own way.
20:09Oh, girl.
20:10Oh, girl.
20:11Oh, girl, they ain't ready to go.
20:12I am so happy I'm sitting with my sisters, Miss Vanessa Goff and Ebony, because they are the
20:18funniest bitches in the room, and I need some help.
20:21I chose Maya.
20:22I don't really know too much about her.
20:24But that didn't stop me from writing a lot of jokes.
20:27Maya did win Snatch Game last week, so I know she's good at improv.
20:30And what if she takes away the momentum from my jokes with a good clap back?
20:34Are we feeling a little devious today?
20:37Well, yes.
20:38Well, yes.
20:39I feel like we all didn't get to pick, right?
20:41All three of us?
20:42Yeah.
20:43I didn't get to pick, but I got who I wanted.
20:44Oh, really?
20:45Really?
20:46Yes.
20:47Okay.
20:48You know, Dan has a big target on her back with two wins, and I feel like I could, you
20:52know, maybe make her a little less comfortable.
20:55I'm happy that you're going against her because I feel like you can really...
20:58Yeah.
20:59I don't want her to get that to win.
21:01I want to deflate her ego.
21:03Just a little, you know?
21:05I would have picked Hazel because I know Hazel the best, and I know...
21:09Well, tell me about it.
21:10Oh, we will.
21:11We will.
21:12I want to, like, dig in deep.
21:13Yeah.
21:14Right.
21:15And we will dig deep today.
21:16I'm going to give Caramelk a couple of little zingers or things they can dig at that might
21:23throw Hazel off their game because Hazel definitely threw my game off last week by not choosing
21:28me.
21:29Do you think everyone else is being shady?
21:30I hope so.
21:31No, I think everyone's going to do this.
21:32Look at them.
21:33They're all overlooking at us.
21:35Oh, my God.
21:36Okay, so let's talk in French.
21:37Oh, my God.
21:38Thank God.
21:40Jesus.
21:41Jesus, Mary.
21:42You want the other bitches who don't understand us a little bit.
21:44No.
21:45It's a little bit.
21:46I don't understand.
21:47I'm not a little violent.
21:48No.
21:49But I try to act like...
21:50I like it.
21:51I like it too.
21:52Because at the end of the day, it's just like it's funny.
21:55Yeah.
21:56Like, you can act evil.
21:57Yeah.
21:58But as much as it's funny, it's what they call it.
22:00Yeah, exactly.
22:01I believe you can go as nasty, dirty, and deep as you can go.
22:07If it's funny, it's okay.
22:10On bitch, mon bitch.
22:12I don't know if...
22:13Yeah.
22:14Yeah.
22:15And if I cry...
22:16It's the fact that I'm like...
22:17But I'm also confident because I think I have a good way to write.
22:21This week, I know I have to be really prepared.
22:25The order of the word are so important in comedy.
22:29So for me, I know I have to practice, practice, practice, practice, and practice to success.
22:35Yes.
22:36Yeah.
22:48Cover the Repe verte your dog, put the face in your wall.
22:56Head to toes and let your whole body talk.
23:00At once.
23:03When life hands you limes, put them in your hat.
23:07Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
23:10She's my favorite naughty librarian.
23:12It's Tracy Melshor.
23:14Hey, Brooke Brott.
23:15Hi, Tracy.
23:16What is your favorite kind of read?
23:18Petulant.
23:19Ooh, noted.
23:21And it's style superstar Carson Kressley.
23:24Carson, what are you still doing here?
23:26Oh, well, I came for the poutine, but I stayed for the Mounties.
23:30I think you mean the Mounties.
23:33No, I mean Mounties.
23:34And it's the pride and joy of Mesquite, Texas,
23:38the winner of Global All-Stars, Alyssa Edwards.
23:41I'm back, back, back, back, back again.
23:44Alyssa, you've never been here.
23:46Only in my dreams.
23:48This week, we put our queen's literacy to the test in the reading battles.
23:53Racers, start your engines.
23:55And may the best drag queen win.
24:02This category is My Chemical Reaction.
24:06First up, Hazel.
24:08My Chemical Reaction is inspired by metallicizing.
24:14There is the silver-plated side, and then the gold is metallicizing all over it.
24:20If only she had a brain.
24:21Bitch, fuck Joan of Art.
24:23It's Hazel of Art.
24:24I'm here to stomp on this competition.
24:27Thank you for being an alloy.
24:32Maya Fox.
24:33I'm ready to serve you Eruption, baby.
24:37I am the volcano.
24:39We have rubble all on this gown.
24:41We've got lava coming out.
24:43It is moving.
24:44It is flowing.
24:44She is smoking.
24:46That's my Mount Vesuvicissi.
24:48I'm really selling this head to toe.
24:51I am melting all over this stage.
24:53What a hothead.
24:54What a hothead.
24:55Pompeii, I say.
24:57Ebony LaBelle.
24:59Ooh.
25:00Miss Ebony, she's getting ready to go to the gala.
25:02She got her pretty dress on.
25:04She got her hair up in her rollers, honey.
25:06She's reading the good old Belle magazine.
25:09Shootin' high here.
25:10And I turn around.
25:12Boom.
25:12Now she done turned it and burnt it.
25:14The whole back is burnt to a crisp.
25:17But isn't she so glamorous?
25:19Hair today?
25:20Gone tomorrow.
25:22PM.
25:24My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction bleach.
25:28Another plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque again.
25:32On one side of me, I am plaqued.
25:34I am disgusting.
25:35I am a deep coffee-stained yellow.
25:38And then on the other side, I am showing you pearly and white.
25:42Get up to three shades lighter in just two weeks.
25:47Fan golf.
25:48My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction decaying.
25:52Now that right there is rigamorous.
25:55I want it to be in kind of a half state of decaying.
25:58So I got bones coming out.
26:01Baby, I'm giving you horror.
26:02I'm giving you spooky.
26:04Ooh.
26:07It takes a lot of backbone to wear a look like this.
26:10Caramilk.
26:13Who doesn't love a melted chocolate bar?
26:16What the fudge?
26:18This week, I really wanted to show something more sexy.
26:20I just wanted to go down the runway with my oiled up legs and show the girls that I can really strut down.
26:25I think I see her ganache.
26:28Caramilk is melting the hearts of the judges.
26:32Sammy Landry.
26:33My chemical reaction is inspired by crystallization.
26:38Oh, my God.
26:40I crystallized, you guys.
26:42I don't fucking know how crystallization works.
26:44I'm not a scientist.
26:45I'm a drag queen.
26:47Now that right there is Marilyn Monroe.
26:48I wanted to challenge myself and push myself and show the judges that I hear the critiques.
26:55This is the glam, Sammy.
26:58Saltina shaker.
26:59My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction of cryogenesis.
27:05That's me freezing.
27:06It's Kate minus eight Fahrenheit.
27:08I have these pipes going into my suit, pumping oxygen, but I'm slowly freezing to death, putting the cyst in cryogenesis.
27:21She's giving us the cold shoulder.
27:22I'm rolling down this runway like I have a rock, and at the very end, I bust open, and you see everything that's inside of me.
27:32I could see her Grand Canyon.
27:34A lot of browns, a lot of, like, almost orange-y colors, maybe a bit of crystallization, which is why the rhinestones are all placed and scattered everywhere.
27:42I want to show the judges that I don't always just wear a gown.
27:45Not a soul could rock.
27:47Velma Jones.
27:48The graceful Mother Nature has arised.
27:51It's precipitation, but passion.
27:54The hair clouds discharge with water.
27:58The rain is pouring to the cold ground, becoming ice.
28:02Here she is, world.
28:04It's Stormy Daniels.
28:05I want to take my time for the judges to really take it in and really appreciate all the details.
28:13Is that a first time a woman's ever made you wet?
28:18Welcome to Reading Battles.
28:24Tonight, two queens will face off in a read-off.
28:28You will exchange burns and land as many hits as you can.
28:34The winner of each battle will secure their spot in the competition.
28:38And the funniest queen of the night will be our maxi winner.
28:42We will also name a bottom three from the losers of their battles.
28:47So don't hold back.
28:50Welcome to our first battle.
29:00The only thing whiter than her face is her dancing.
29:03It's Van Gogh.
29:07And just like her hometown, Ottawa, she's had a bunch of angry truckers in her.
29:12It's Saltina Shaker.
29:15Let the reading begin!
29:17Hello, everyone.
29:20My name is Van Gogh.
29:21I am the little devil with the list, also known as the frontrunner of the competition.
29:26Saltina is so desperate for another win.
29:29She's battling the girl with the speech impediment.
29:31And she's still going to lose, but it'll remind her of week one.
29:37All right.
29:37Hi, ladies and gentlemen.
29:39Whatever the fuck PM is.
29:41How are we doing tonight?
29:42You know, Van, it looks like somebody squished your face, but it also sounds like somebody
29:51squished your face.
29:55Saltina, you are the queen of social media, and I want you to show us how to do one of
29:59those amazing transitions right now from the main stage back to Ottawa.
30:05What do Van's filler and Canadian geese have in common?
30:12They're both migrating as we speak.
30:14Well, I went to Brooklyn's doctor, so...
30:21I know.
30:24Oh, my gosh!
30:26Van walks into a bar.
30:28Is something I would say if Caramel didn't steal all her bookings.
30:36Albert Einstein invented the theory of relativity.
30:39My theory?
30:42Your parents were relatives.
30:46I want to leave you all with some homework.
30:49Do y'all know what a blobfish is?
30:51A blobfish?
30:53If you don't know what it is, look it up when you get back home, and...
30:57Let me know what you think.
30:59Let me know what you think.
31:01Um, hint.
31:03It's hideous.
31:05Thank you, guys.
31:07Woo!
31:07Well done.
31:10The reading battle is on.
31:12A real war of words.
31:13Lots of casualties and collateral damage over here.
31:17Van Goth, I can tell that you host.
31:19I can tell that you are comfortable commanding a room.
31:22Saltina, you had some great zingers in there.
31:24Canada Goose, Migration.
31:25I was like, wait, they make more than just jackets?
31:28I was a little worried about you at first,
31:30but you really found your rhythm at the end,
31:32and you ended on the perfect note, which is that blobfish.
31:35And also, your PM joke will live rent-free in my head forever.
31:40I think this is a double act,
31:42something you two both should take on the road together.
31:44Good and evil.
31:45The winner of this reading battle is...
31:49Saltina Shaker.
31:52Yay!
31:52Condragulations, you live to slay another day.
31:59Yay!
32:00That means I'm sorry, my dear, but Van Goth, you lost your battle,
32:03and you may be up for elimination.
32:05It's time for our next battle.
32:12Now, despite popular belief, she did not shoot Selena.
32:16It's Dulce!
32:20Oh, my God, that's great.
32:23And she's the Jean Chrétien of drag.
32:26It's Velvet Jones!
32:28Let the reading begin!
32:32Well, hello, everyone.
32:34My name is Dulce,
32:36and I will be your main course for this evening.
32:39To warm us up, you know,
32:40the one that you kind of toss to the side?
32:42Velma.
32:43Hi, everybody, NPM!
32:47I'm Velma Jones!
32:49I'm your Frenchie sweetheart!
32:51And the good thing with this face-off
32:53is I will not understand any of it.
32:57Girl, neither will we, don't worry.
32:59Oh, Dulce!
33:01I like Dulce Delice!
33:04Mmm, mmm, mmm!
33:06What's missing?
33:08Oh, taste.
33:09Oh!
33:09Too bad I can't ask for you.
33:15Velma is so white.
33:16When Feast...
33:17Woo!
33:17When Feast...
33:18Girl, I know about Feast.
33:20But when I first met Velma,
33:23she thought I was housecleaning.
33:24She did.
33:25And when production first said hard ice,
33:27she got so excited
33:28because she thought I was finally getting deported.
33:30Oh, my God!
33:33Girl!
33:34Yeah, well, Dulce really wants to be
33:37fully part of our drag family.
33:40And judging by how she's dressing,
33:43hey, Grandma.
33:47I'm surprised you know the word Grandma
33:48because wasn't your mom an alcoholic
33:50and hated you?
33:51Yeah.
33:51Oh, yeah, sure.
33:52But my grandma loved me.
33:54She's the only one that does.
33:57Fuck.
33:58Dulce is so poor.
33:59Well, yes, well, yes.
34:07She keeps her drink tickets from drag bar gigs
34:09and uses them as coupons at grocery stores.
34:14I would have saved those drink tickets for your mom.
34:16I know she could have used them.
34:17But did you know that Velma
34:19also has a drag king personality?
34:21No, she does.
34:22She does.
34:23But honestly,
34:24if we were all such a half-assed drag queen like her,
34:26we would also need another personality
34:28to make up for the lack of talent.
34:31No girls are reading.
34:33Dulce is from the city of London.
34:36And now I understand
34:38where she got her British smile.
34:44Bravo!
34:46Bravo!
34:48Yay!
34:50Wow.
34:51Both of you really surprised me
34:53because you seemed a little timid yesterday.
34:54Dulce loved your confidence.
34:57I loved how you commanded the stage.
35:00Velma, I loved how you were able to laugh at yourself
35:03and the fact that English is not your first language.
35:05You surprised me.
35:07Your timing, your delivery, really impeccable.
35:10The winner of this reading battle is...
35:14Velma Jones, congratulations!
35:17Yes!
35:21You have won your reading battle.
35:24Dulce, I'm sorry, my dear,
35:26but you lost your battle
35:27and may be up for elimination.
35:30It's time for our next battle.
35:38She's not viral.
35:40She's just diseased.
35:43It's Sammy Landry!
35:45And they're polyamorous.
35:50But you could probably tell that
35:51just by looking at them.
35:53It's PM!
35:55Let the reading begin!
36:00Pussy milk.
36:03That is the name that PM chose for themselves.
36:08It's a little hard to process.
36:10It might be because I'm lactose intolerant
36:13or because it's just a shit name.
36:16Now, I'm gonna find some new names for you tonight
36:20because, uh, your pussy milk is rotted.
36:25My name is PM.
36:27Just the letters P and M, you stupid bitch.
36:30Um, Sammy Landry, season six's comedy queen.
36:36The only funny thing about you, though,
36:38is that your dad and your mom
36:40know each other better as brother and sister.
36:43Oh, damn!
36:46PM.
36:47Poorly made.
36:50PM.
36:53Problematic mug.
36:54Your makeup is a little dry.
36:59Kind of like your punchline.
37:04Okay, you got me with that one.
37:07Okay, Sammy, I have two words for you
37:10and I am gonna say them really slowly
37:12because you're from Moncton
37:14and that means you're an idiot.
37:17Pimple patches.
37:20You're looking like a Jackson Pollock
37:22painting out a drag, sweetheart,
37:24and we don't want to see it anymore.
37:26Oh, my.
37:27P.M.
37:29Patchy mullet.
37:32Oh, my gosh!
37:34Your drag belongs in the dark p.m. hours
37:37because I don't want to see it.
37:42We have an animal on stage
37:44and from your lip sync,
37:45you literally look like a pony
37:47doing fucking dressage.
37:49And your teeth.
37:50Are you munching and crunching
37:51those carrots, sweetheart?
37:55I haven't mentioned the carrots
37:56because I can clearly see
37:57what the fuck is going on here.
37:59Okay?
38:02P.M.
38:05Poop muncher.
38:08And I'm about to leave the stage
38:10because I don't want to take up
38:11any more of your time
38:12like Sammy has in this competition.
38:16Thank you very much,
38:17ladies and gentlemen.
38:18Thank you so much.
38:21You two went in
38:22really engaging with each other.
38:24I'd love to see it.
38:25Sammy, all of those P.M.s were great.
38:27They were clever,
38:28they were inventive,
38:28but most importantly,
38:29they were funny.
38:31Both of you, well done.
38:33Bravo.
38:34Woo!
38:35The winner of this reading battle is...
38:38Sammy Landry.
38:41Woo!
38:41Oh!
38:42Hey!
38:42That means, P.M.,
38:46I'm sorry, my dear,
38:47you lost your battle
38:48and may be up for elimination.
38:53It's time for our next battle.
38:59If she was a coffee order,
39:01she'd be a flat white.
39:02Oh!
39:05It's Hazel!
39:07That was good.
39:08That was good.
39:09And she's not even
39:10the best drag queen
39:11in her family.
39:12It's Caramel.
39:13Oh!
39:14Oh!
39:16Let the reading begin.
39:18Hello, everyone.
39:19My name is Hazel.
39:22Her name is Disappointment.
39:23Yes!
39:24Caramel,
39:25you made so many clock jokes
39:27in Snatch Game.
39:28Now, the only clock
39:29that's ticking
39:30is your name in this game.
39:33That did not come out
39:34how it should.
39:34Not at all.
39:35Not one bit.
39:36Well, you know,
39:36fuck my drag.
39:37Okay, next.
39:39Hazel threw her sister,
39:40PM, under the bus last week.
39:42She must go through
39:43a lot of razors
39:44shaving those two faces.
39:46Something Maya Fox
39:48would know a lot about.
39:49Oh!
39:51Did y'all know
39:52that Caramel came in here
39:53named after
39:54the wrong chocolate bar?
39:56Bitch, your name
39:57should be Crunchy.
40:00It is Caramel with a K
40:01and this is Hazel
40:03without her K.
40:04Ketamine!
40:05Oh, shit!
40:07Girl.
40:08Oh, shit!
40:09Oh!
40:11Girl, I know.
40:12Girl, PM!
40:12PM told you that one, bitch!
40:15We see in your nostrils.
40:16Oh!
40:18You know what's so endearing
40:20about Caramel?
40:21The fact that she thought
40:22she was going to be
40:23a bigger star
40:24than Dulce
40:25in the acting challenge.
40:27No one's bigger than Dulce.
40:28You have a weekly show
40:32called Haze
40:33which makes
40:34a lot of sense
40:35because you have
40:36the testosterone
40:37of an entire fraternity.
40:40Ironic that Caramel
40:42played Flava Flav
40:44because she's been giving
40:45tasteless performances
40:47week after week
40:49after week.
40:50But I still send Star home
40:51with no makeup on.
40:52Hazel
40:56rapped
40:57about being a star
40:58in her
40:59It Girl music video verse.
41:01Girl,
41:01with that cheerleader
41:02entrance look,
41:03you're not shining.
41:04You're sheening!
41:07This
41:08stupid.
41:10So stupid.
41:13Okay,
41:14gorgeous gowns.
41:16Hazel,
41:17I relate to you
41:18because you're
41:19a funny person
41:20when you're not
41:21reading a script,
41:22alright?
41:23When you put the cards
41:24down and you interacted
41:25with the audience
41:26and with us,
41:28you invited us
41:29into your world
41:30and we felt like
41:31we were a part
41:31of the Hazel show.
41:32Even when the jokes
41:33didn't land,
41:34you didn't wither.
41:35You know?
41:36You stood tall
41:37and fabulous and strong
41:38so we love to see it.
41:40And Caramel,
41:41it's nice to see you
41:42pushing yourself
41:42outside of your shell.
41:43You had some really
41:44great jokes in there
41:45and you finished
41:45on such a high note
41:46for me
41:47and it was a really
41:47good period
41:48on the sentence.
41:50The winner
41:51of this reading battle
41:52is...
41:54Caramel.
41:56Woo!
42:00Hazel,
42:01my dear,
42:01I'm sorry
42:01but you lost your battle
42:03and maybe a preliminary.
42:04Darn.
42:06It is time
42:06for our final battle.
42:13St. Catherine's
42:14has no nightlife
42:15which explains
42:16her drag.
42:17It's Ebony LaBelle.
42:20Yes.
42:22And she puts
42:23the east
42:24in beast.
42:26It's Maya Fox.
42:28Got that.
42:29Yes.
42:30Let the reading begin.
42:32I am so happy
42:33that I get to share
42:34the stage with you
42:35this week.
42:35I mean,
42:36goddamn bitches,
42:37look how good
42:38she makes me love.
42:39Yes.
42:39Yes.
42:39Yes.
42:39Yes.
42:40Yes.
42:40Yes.
42:40Yes.
42:41Yes.
42:41Yes.
42:41Yes.
42:41Yes.
42:42Yes.
42:42Yes.
42:42Yes.
42:42Yes.
42:43Yes.
42:43Yes.
42:43Yes.
42:43Yes.
42:43Yes.
42:44Yes.
42:44Yes.
42:44Yes.
42:44This place has been
42:45waving at me all season.
42:46Hi, Maya.
42:47Hi, Maya.
42:48Miss Maya,
42:51did y'all know
42:51she is a lyricist
42:52and also a liar?
42:54Yeah?
42:55Mm-hmm.
42:56Let me tell you,
42:57okay,
42:57in her verse
42:57on episode one,
42:59she says that
42:59she serves looks
43:00in her free time.
43:05I guess
43:06she don't got
43:06a lot of free time,
43:07bitch.
43:07Oh, my God.
43:14This bitch is always
43:15interrupting people.
43:16So, Ebony,
43:16the next time you need
43:17to say something,
43:18please raise your hand
43:20and put it over your mouth.
43:24I know I've been
43:25dogging on her ugly brother
43:26over there,
43:27so let me give you some...
43:28Let me give you
43:30some nice words,
43:31okay?
43:31Because I am kind.
43:32It is so lovely
43:33to see you working
43:34on your makeup
43:34brick by brick
43:36by motherfucking
43:38brick.
43:40Bitch,
43:40you really are
43:41the queen of blending
43:42into the background.
43:43Oh, girl.
43:46Alyssa,
43:46I am so motherfucking
43:48happy that you
43:48are here this week.
43:49I actually prepared
43:50a gift for you,
43:51okay?
43:52Miss Maya Fox
43:52is here to show you
43:53how to finally
43:54hook in a pillowcase,
43:55bitch.
43:57Wait a minute,
43:58she don't got a chin
43:58either.
43:59She can't.
44:00You're reading
44:01me, bitch,
44:01or her?
44:02This bitch
44:03was so busted
44:04in the commercial,
44:05it looks like
44:06her booking fee
44:06is $37.50.
44:09Listen,
44:10we gotta work
44:10on that drag name.
44:12She came up
44:12in here as
44:12Maya Fox,
44:13but I think
44:14we could try
44:15Maya Horse
44:16or, uh,
44:17Maya Taste is Awful
44:18or, uh,
44:19Maya Time in this
44:20competition is up
44:21after this week's
44:22challenge.
44:22Woo!
44:25I am Ebony LaBelle
44:27and that's
44:27a man, Maury.
44:31Now,
44:32this is how
44:32you close out
44:33a reading battle.
44:34I think this is
44:34my favorite duo
44:35of the night.
44:36Yes!
44:36What an epic showdown.
44:38Ebony, let's talk.
44:40Gorgeous, confident,
44:41strong.
44:43The comebacks
44:43were, like, impeccable.
44:45I felt like
44:46I was watching
44:46you in Vegas.
44:47Ah!
44:48You give me
44:49a character
44:49right out
44:50of Paris's barn.
44:52Oh, Maya.
44:53It was a very
44:54Canadian approach.
44:55Yeah.
44:56You had great material.
44:57I love to raise
44:58your hand.
44:59You had some, uh,
45:00cute little zingers.
45:01The winner of this
45:04reading battle
45:04is
45:05Ebony LaBelle.
45:08Woo!
45:08Woo!
45:11Thank you so much!
45:15Maya Fox,
45:16I'm sorry, my dear,
45:16but you lost your battle
45:17and may be up
45:18for elimination.
45:19Congratulations
45:23to our battle
45:25winners this week.
45:26You all burnt
45:27your opponents
45:27to a crisp,
45:29but one of you
45:30really stirred
45:31the pot.
45:33Ebony LaBelle,
45:35congratulations!
45:36Yay!
45:37Woo!
45:37Woo!
45:38Woo!
45:38Woo!
45:39Woo!
45:39Woo!
45:39Woo!
45:39Woo!
45:39Woo!
45:39Woo!
45:40Woo!
45:40You are the winner
45:41of this week's
45:42Maxi Challenge.
45:43Woo!
45:43Woo!
45:43Woo!
45:43Woo!
45:44Woo!
45:44You have won
45:45$5,000 cash
45:47courtesy of
45:48Lucky Bastard Distilleries.
45:50Bitch, I'm a Lucky Bastard
45:51tonight!
45:53Yes, ma'am!
45:54Oh, that's like
45:54good money.
45:55That leaves us
45:56with the losers
45:57of their battles.
45:59Van Gogh,
46:01Maya Fox,
46:02you are both safe.
46:06Which means
46:07Dulce,
46:08PM,
46:08and Hazel,
46:09I'm sorry,
46:10but you were
46:10the bottom three
46:11this week.
46:13Ebony,
46:13as this week's winner,
46:16you have earned
46:17the power
46:17of the golden beaver,
46:19granting you
46:19the ability
46:20to save one
46:21of the bottom queens
46:22from lip syncing
46:22for their life.
46:24You hold the fate
46:25of your sisters
46:26in your petite little hands.
46:29As you untuck,
46:30the bottom three
46:31may plead their case.
46:32You may leave the stage.
46:36Oh, girl!
46:38The reading battles
46:39have come to a close.
46:41The reading battles
46:41were so much fun.
46:43We really redeemed
46:44the reading challenges
46:45on Canada's Drag Race.
46:47You're welcome,
46:47season five.
46:48We can finally all
46:50stop hearing Ebony cry
46:51about being safe.
46:52She's won a challenge!
46:54Yeah!
46:55Cheers!
46:57Well deserved.
46:58I motherfucking ate that.
46:59Yes, you did.
47:00Yes, you did.
47:01Bitch, I won!
47:03Ah!
47:07Bitch, I won!
47:08Girl, y'all know
47:10I've been hungry for it.
47:12I'm just, like,
47:12so proud of myself.
47:13Oh, I know
47:14these hoes are mad.
47:16And, Maya,
47:16I need to say,
47:17I'm not mad at you.
47:18We killed it up there.
47:20We did great.
47:21You were the one person
47:22that I did not want
47:23to go against.
47:24Ah!
47:25And this is my redemption.
47:26Just say!
47:27Oh, my God.
47:29Bitch, you were so funny.
47:31The comedy redemption
47:32finally happened.
47:33Sorry for her disaster.
47:34Yes, me too.
47:36I am funny.
47:38Yes!
47:38Yes, you are funny.
47:40My spot is secured.
47:42I want to hear
47:42what the bottoms have to say.
47:44I wanted to talk
47:45to my sister Dulce
47:45because I'm feeling
47:46a vibe over here.
47:49It sucks.
47:50I feel like I haven't, um,
47:52been, like,
47:53reaching the potential
47:54that I know I can.
47:55I feel like my drag
47:56is, like, fucking sickening.
47:58I'm happy you won.
48:00I wish I won.
48:01But it is what it is.
48:02My track record
48:03is good.
48:05I've been in the top.
48:06I've never gotten
48:07the beaver.
48:08I'm gonna continue
48:09to fucking do better.
48:11I don't want to throw
48:11you two under the bus either
48:13because, like,
48:13I know you guys feel
48:14just as shit as I do.
48:16You guys are more used to it,
48:17but I'm not.
48:19I was waiting for that.
48:20I was waiting for it.
48:21The way you're feeling
48:22right now is the way
48:23that I was feeling
48:24a couple weeks ago.
48:25It's like,
48:26you're doing good.
48:28You know,
48:28you wanted that moment.
48:29You wanted that win.
48:31And you're having
48:32a little short spot.
48:33Don't discredit yourself, girl.
48:35I deserve to stay here,
48:37but I don't know
48:37how the girls are playing it.
48:39If they're playing it
48:39by track record,
48:41it should be me.
48:42No questions asked.
48:43No shade,
48:44I want the beaver
48:45just as much
48:45as you do again,
48:46you know?
48:47Like,
48:47if I'm the fucking
48:48beaver queen of the season,
48:49then I'm the fucking
48:50beaver queen of the season.
48:51I want to keep going
48:52and fucking showing everyone
48:54that I am a threat
48:55in this competition
48:56and not a fucking flat white.
48:57No shade.
48:58Bitch, your face
49:00is a flat white.
49:02But there is flush on it.
49:03Now bring that to the challenge.
49:04Here you go, baby.
49:05Listen,
49:05I want to move
49:06into your beaver lodge,
49:07Ebeneez,
49:08so fucking give me
49:09that beaver, okay?
49:10I am obviously
49:11a little upset
49:12that I'm here.
49:13I'm somebody in Vancouver
49:14who doesn't really
49:16do the back room shit.
49:18So for me to sit down
49:19and put pen to paper
49:20and make people laugh today
49:22is probably one
49:23of my proudest moments
49:25and I can't stop smiling
49:28because I look fucking good.
49:30I feel good.
49:31And I did good today.
49:34I obviously hope
49:35you use the beaver on me
49:36because these two
49:36don't know how
49:37to use a beaver properly.
49:40Bitch, when I was 16,
49:41I had my time with a beaver.
49:42Yeah, sure you have, Hazel.
49:43Bitch, we're friends to this day.
49:45Hi, Kiana.
49:46If I were in the top,
49:47I would have used it on PM.
49:49I would use it on PM.
49:50I thought you were
49:51absolutely phenomenal.
49:52You know, I would say Dulce
49:54for sure.
49:55I think she's got
49:56the best track record.
49:58Who's the fucking gag over there?
49:59No, I said for sure.
50:00Oh, okay.
50:01Well, I mean, for me,
50:02I think, like, Hazel,
50:04I think you already
50:04had the beaver.
50:05Like, this is how
50:06I would process it.
50:07PM, you got the beaver
50:08last week as well.
50:09Dulce's never had the beaver.
50:11You were in the top
50:11in the commercial challenge.
50:13I don't know
50:13what Ebony's gonna do here.
50:15She's got some
50:15really strong options,
50:16but she could also
50:17make a move
50:17in this competition.
50:18She also has an alliance
50:19with everybody up in here,
50:20so I don't know
50:21what this bitch is thinking.
50:21There's a lot of things
50:22to take into consideration.
50:23I can fully just
50:24base it off of today.
50:25I can base it off
50:26a track record.
50:27I can also base it off
50:28of what I think's
50:29gonna come next.
50:30What if the next challenge
50:30is a performance challenge?
50:32Who I think
50:33is going to really,
50:34really eat it up next week.
50:35I know that Ebony
50:36is playing this game
50:38strategically,
50:39so I need to make sure
50:40that I give her an offer
50:42that she cannot deny
50:44so that I end up
50:45with the beaver
50:45in my hands.
50:46Ebony, can I say
50:47something, though?
50:48Yes.
50:48I feel like this week
50:50I rose,
50:51and I feel like
50:52I'm headed upwards,
50:53and if you were
50:54to ever find yourself down,
50:56I would scratch
50:57your back for sure,
50:59and I would scratch
51:00it so good.
51:01I feel like I didn't
51:02flop this week,
51:03and I really want
51:04to be here,
51:05and I will get you back
51:07if you get me this week.
51:08And you know what?
51:08D'all say and I can say
51:09the exact same thing, too.
51:11Literally, girl,
51:12read fucking tweets.
51:13But you don't mean it.
51:14What do you mean
51:15I don't mean it?
51:16Because you put me
51:17out there last week,
51:18and I want to be
51:18your best friend.
51:19Bitch, I did not fucking
51:19put you out there last week.
51:21You didn't choose me.
51:23I was in the moment,
51:24but anyone else
51:25would have fucking
51:25chosen you.
51:27And that's the thing.
51:28So it is what it is.
51:30You know what I think?
51:31I think let them
51:32huddle it out on the lip sync.
51:33Let them down.
51:34Save me.
51:35Make it real simple.
51:36They need stuff to work out.
51:38Make them lip sync.
51:39Down.
51:40But I also want to see
51:41you turn the party,
51:42Dulce.
51:42Pardon?
51:43You said you could
51:44turn the party,
51:44and I want to see
51:45you go out there.
51:46I want to see you go.
51:47Like, girl,
51:47shut the fuck up.
51:48Like, whether we lip sync
51:49or not, like,
51:49I'm fucking ready
51:50to oof, girl.
51:51I love this untucked.
51:53PM gave me
51:54a very good offer
51:56that if I scratch
51:57their back now,
51:59they'll scratch
51:59my back later.
52:00I do believe them.
52:01I really do.
52:02Bitch, not everybody
52:03making that plea,
52:04so I guess I'm pretty good
52:06whoever the hell
52:06I choose.
52:07I don't know.
52:08Girl, I just got to
52:09make a damn decision.
52:10Oh, my God.
52:10I don't know.
52:10I don't know.
52:10I don't know.
52:10I don't know.
52:10I don't know.
52:10Welcome back, queens.
52:19Ebony LaBelle.
52:21Heavy is the hand
52:22that holds the beaver.
52:24Who do you want to save
52:25from the chomping block?
52:27Y'all did not make it
52:28easy this week.
52:29Whoever I don't save,
52:31bitches,
52:31fight it out on the stage.
52:35I have chose to save Dulce.
52:37Lobby damned.
52:45Dulce, you are out
52:46of the woods this week.
52:48You may join the others
52:49at the back.
52:51I love you, Alyssa.
52:55PM, Hazel,
52:58I'm sorry,
52:58but this means you are
52:59both up for elimination.
53:02Two queens stand before us.
53:04Prior to tonight,
53:07you were asked to prepare
53:08a lip sync performance
53:09of Dumb Blonde
53:11by Avril Lavigne
53:12featuring Nicki Minaj.
53:14This is your last chance
53:15to impress us
53:16and save yourself
53:17from elimination.
53:21The time has come
53:23for you to lip sync
53:25for your life.
53:32Good luck
53:33and don't
53:34fuck
53:35it
53:36up.
53:40I ain't no
53:41dumb blonde.
53:42I ain't no
53:43stupid Barbie doll.
53:45I got my game on.
53:47Watch me, watch me,
53:48watch me prove you wrong.
53:49Well, there you go again
53:50telling me where I belong.
53:53You put me on the bench,
53:55don't think that
53:56I can play strong.
53:58So quick to come to start.
53:59Well, you think I'm empty,
54:01I'm not.
54:02You won't be so confident
54:03when I'm crushing you
54:05from the top.
54:06I'm a babe,
54:07I'm a pup,
54:07but I'm making this my day.
54:09I can flip like a switch
54:11and I cut like a blade.
54:13Try to get it out.
54:15I can sting like a bee,
54:16but I'm sweeter than honey.
54:18And I'm quick as a whip,
54:20so get out of my way.
54:22Come and get it out.
54:23I ain't no dumb blonde.
54:26I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
54:28I got my game on.
54:30Watch me, watch me,
54:31watch me prove you wrong.
54:33I ain't no dumb blonde.
54:35I am a freaking chariot.
54:37I need your icon.
54:39Watch me, watch me,
54:40watch me prove you wrong.
54:41Stand up everybody.
54:44Yeah, I'm saying loud.
54:45I'm just waving hell now.
54:48Watch me, watch me,
54:49watch me prove you wrong.
54:50Stand up everybody.
54:52Hey, yeah, I'm saying loud.
54:54We're bombshells raising hell now.
54:56Watch me, watch me,
54:57watch me prove you wrong.
54:58Yo, I ain't clean,
54:59but I won the cup.
55:00Came through heavy on it
55:02in a Bentley truck.
55:03It was me,
55:03young Avril,
55:04security tux.
55:05In the back,
55:05just in case
55:06one of y'all run up.
55:07One of y'all,
55:08um, um,
55:08all of y'all be stuck.
55:09When you see a young queen
55:10in the flesh,
55:11what's up?
55:11What I hate you was doing,
55:12got the Barbie poppin'.
55:14Now, all of them
55:14wanna be a Barbie,
55:15I'm watching.
55:16But you never gonna stop me,
55:17never gonna top me.
55:18Millions on millions,
55:19cause they never gonna die me.
55:20I am the prototype of pink,
55:22pink,
55:22and no,
55:23I don't want no frauds.
55:24Wink, wink.
55:25I ain't no dog blood.
55:27I ain't no stupid body color.
55:29I got my game on.
55:31Watch me, watch me,
55:32watch me prove you wrong.
55:34I ain't no dog blood.
55:36I am a freaking cherry hole.
55:38Yeah, I'll be your icon.
55:40Just watch me,
55:41watch me,
55:41watch me prove you wrong.
55:42Stand up everybody.
55:44Yeah,
55:45I'm saying loud.
55:46Yeah, I'm saying loud.
55:47Watch me, watch me,
55:50watch me prove you wrong.
55:51Stand up everybody.
55:52Yeah, I'm saying loud.
55:55Let's go.
55:56Show me,
55:56raise me,
55:57watch me,
55:58watch me prove you wrong.
56:05All right.
56:06That was great.
56:07Wow.
56:11Queens,
56:12we have made our decision.
56:16P.M.
56:21Shantae, you stay.
56:28I'm so sorry.
56:30I'm the only person I want.
56:33I need to know what I'm saying.
56:35Go in it.
56:36Go in it.
56:38Hazel.
56:39Yes.
56:41Behind those hazel eyes
56:42is a star on the rise.
56:46Thank you so much
56:47for this opportunity.
56:49I feel so blessed to be here.
56:51Well,
56:51we are so blessed
56:52to have you here.
56:54Now,
56:54sashay away.
56:56This flat white
56:57will end to sit now.
57:00Love you.
57:01Love you.
57:02Love you.
57:03Love you.
57:05You can catch me
57:07on my one-person comedy show
57:09coming very soon.
57:10You got any call tickets?
57:17I feel very disappointed.
57:19I just feel like
57:20I didn't really get to show off
57:22who I am truly as a performer
57:25just besides that
57:26iconic lip sync.
57:34You bitch.
57:35Am I Fifi O'Hara
57:36in this moment?
57:37Oh, my God.
57:46The beautiful Hazel,
57:48you are absolutely beautiful
57:49like you said.
57:51You should be so proud
57:52of yourself.
57:52This is just the beginning.
57:53And that's what it's about.
57:55I know.
57:56I've sashayed away
57:57a few times
57:58in my time.
57:59Let's have me away.
58:00Get your person,
58:02come on.
58:02Let's go.
58:03We going to Texas?
58:03Let me take her.
58:04Let me take her.
58:05Is the bus still running?
58:07Yeah, I did.
58:08Baby, you going to
58:08the train station
58:09or something?
58:11Girl, hit it.
58:13Congratulations, Queens.
58:15You live to slay another day.
58:17The world has never needed
58:19the magic of drag more.
58:20So remember,
58:21stay true,
58:23north,
58:23strong,
58:24and...
58:25here!
58:27That's right.
58:28Now let the music play.
58:29Next time on Canada's Drag Race.
58:47You'll be the hostesses
58:48with the mostesses
58:50on our brand new
58:51drag talk show,
58:53The Shade.
58:53I feel a little sad
58:54that neither of you
58:55really wanted me
58:56in your group.
58:57This is definitely
58:58not the energy
58:58that I want to start with.
58:59It's not just like
59:00having a drag mother,
59:01a drag daughter.
59:02It's about the connections
59:03you make along the way.
59:04Girl, this is boring.
59:06I love this talk show,
59:07by the way.
59:07Wow!
59:08You were made for TV.
59:10You're like
59:10Cindy Lou Who's
59:11slutty cougar stepmom,
59:14Tanya Lou Who.
59:15Tanya!
59:16Yeah!
59:17Rebecca!
59:34I love you!
59:36I love you!
59:41I love you!
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