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00:00All right, now this is to equip your sand. Pick it up first
00:13No, I'm dead
00:20All right, I got a plan the fact that they one shot you like that
00:30The game is just you're so stuck in animation when you throw that
00:44All right
00:46Let's get our sand one of us sit back and go and grab the dagger and run
00:53That what you want to do ah
00:56Yeah, we can I see
00:58Yeah, you can run in the gate or back before it shuts not before getting the dagger though
01:09You got this other the crawl space
01:17You got this brother you've got this
01:21Three I didn't crap I see dagger I see
01:28Oh
01:32Pockets that did I hit them?
01:40That's it no we made it so much. There's still one in there
01:48That's okay wait, do you see this one in the wall? I do is it dead?
01:53Yeah, it was the first one I killed yeah, there's one in this right here just chillin'
02:05Didn't give me a targeter
02:09I'm I'm gonna leave before that gets us
02:11Are you trying to get that gate to shut on me you bitch?
02:28Did it save after that just now okay? I hate the checkpoint system in this game
02:35What is that a lockpick? Oh, man, I?
02:47I really I just hope the third one has co-op
02:51It be
02:53I'm returning to my quarters. I hear your wet feet slap back to the powers
02:58of these hills our order will soon regain its form of glory
03:06That bastard Aaron I never got a chance to finish what I started with him what I'm so annoyed
03:11There's a guy at the door. Oh, it was you should read info. Yeah, there's a guy at the door
03:16dummies I think you might be the target audience. I thought it was me
03:21At least we both did something sketchy
03:23Yeah, but I I thought I was good after I dropped in the water
03:28Oh
03:47Wow
03:50Apparently the third one was confirmed by the dubs. It will not have co-op at least at launch
03:58Bullshit. Well, I won't be buying it until it's on a huge sale unless it gets co-op
04:13Bad person and and bug air I never got a chance to do not follow me this time
04:21I'm at it. Oh then do it. I can't there's a guy in the way
04:25Heavy armor
04:32Heavy arms gun talk
04:35Now I'm able to
04:39Good
04:49I just I feel like co-op of this game is like the praised feature
04:56So it seems weird that they wouldn't
04:59Include yeah, I'd have to agree on that
05:01But father oh no that elf insulted us that wasn't a good reason to smash his bones
05:22His death was more merciful than he deserved
05:25Wow this guy's all heart
05:27I'd rather kiss a dwarf's ass than hang out with that huge freaking psycho
05:32Hawkeye your anger will be our doom
05:35I just gotta find this dwarf diplomat get rid of him
05:42Highlight of the show make it look like malware killed him
05:45You are in the floor
05:46I know that with no witnesses and without triggering a lot
05:49I'm in the pot
05:49You got that
05:51You're
05:52Stop moving
05:54You're in the floor
05:56Am I as tall as you?
05:57Am I as tall as you?
05:58Yeah
05:58Oh now you're fixed
06:01I'm not neutered
06:02Get the fuck out of here
06:03This game is so buggy
06:06You're a douchebag
06:22Oh
06:28You thought you were gonna get rid of me
06:30How do I swore
06:36You hold the left stick forward
06:37Where you want to go
06:42It's
06:45My game wasn't working
06:47That was weird
06:49Oh that's not the way I wanted
06:56Oh yeah you're gonna be nice and juiced up
07:00I'm genuinely confused on how I flew that way
07:05Did you see me swinging?
07:07Yeah
07:08Was I going that way on your screen?
07:10Not really
07:13Do we gotta go back up that way?
07:16This is the other side
07:26Can I just
07:28Can I just jump
07:29Do I
07:30Do I get on that if I jump?
07:33Yes
07:33Okay
07:38That scared the piss out of me
07:49Really?
07:52Oh dude
07:53Dude
07:58There was nothing I could do
07:59There's a person down
08:01Oh they're sleeping
08:01First rule of the sticks fan club
08:03You want some fun?
08:03Keep calm
08:04And don't fart
08:06What?
08:07Yeah
08:08What?
08:09I was grabbing stuff in the room they were before
08:14Hands full of bullshit
08:16You're like
08:17Oh this is awkward
08:18Uh you want to knob one on your column?
08:23Oh man
08:33And it looked like Malak killed him
08:35And all that with no witnesses
08:37And without triggering the lock
08:39I was like where did you go?
08:47Did you see what I tried to do?
08:48That rope
08:50Right?
08:51Yeah
08:55You know what?
08:58Did you see what happened?
09:00My game chalked and you just go
09:04You like stopped me from jumping this far
09:07Why?
09:13Damn back loser
09:15Let me show you how it's done
09:17Exactly
09:18Why didn't I make it?
09:22That was horseshit
09:24Aww
09:25You can't slip off the bottom of the rope
09:28I got a rope for you
09:31Yeah try and grab it
09:32No
09:34Why?
09:35That person
09:36Man
09:38Fuck these people
10:01That's you
10:03I'm dead
10:05Just keep on ignoring what the developers want you to do
10:09And I'll just keep on dying
10:11And why are you dead?
10:12The bug bit me
10:15By the sleeping person
10:17They never even woke up
10:18The bug went up and just bit me
10:20Make it look like Malak killed him
10:38And all that with no witnesses
10:40And without triggering alarms
10:41We got this
10:42We got that
10:43We got this
10:43We got this
10:55Wait
10:58That's you
10:59Isn't it
10:59You know you should need infiltration for dummies
11:01Apparently so
11:02I think you might be the target audience
11:04I don't like this mission
11:13Downstairs where the guy's sleeping
11:15There's two bugs
11:15But there's a rope by the guy to go down
11:18That's what I've been trying to get to
11:20So
11:23We could both try it
11:28We just gotta dodge the bugs really
11:30Make it look like Malak killed him
11:32And all that with no witnesses
11:34And without triggering alarms
11:36You got that?
11:40I half expected you to
11:41Sweezle on over and body block me right there
11:46All right
11:47Cuz then
11:48Don't look
11:49Don't look
11:50Yeah
11:50Okay
11:52Then the bug's right there
11:58But the rope's on the left
12:04Go back to hell where you came from bug
12:24Hopefully it goes down
12:26It does
12:29We are going down right?
12:30We're supposed to
12:32Or just over
12:33Oh
12:34That room
12:35You're below it now
12:42Here comes more
12:43Another person
12:44And bugs
12:47Not bunny
12:50All right
12:54This seems like the best route we have
12:57They doubled back that fast?
13:02Where's her bug?
13:03Where's that different person?
13:08Shit
13:08I'm poor
13:10I'm poor
13:12I can't make anything
13:14All right
13:15So there's two guards
13:16One has a bug
13:16One doesn't
13:17There's an acid barrel
13:22But also I'm going this way
13:26Cuz I'm a pussy
13:26There's like a
13:28A back
13:29Yeah
13:30Yeah, this way
13:30I don't think I want to go up that way
13:34I don't think I want to go up that way
13:38No
13:39That's what I want
13:40I don't think I want to go up that way
13:50I don't think I want to go up that way
13:51No
13:53That's what I want
13:54What?
14:06What?
14:07Oh
14:12Arguably our best way though
14:13That looked so wrong
14:17Near the bottom, right?
14:21My game looked like it glitched out
14:24There's a bug
14:26Yeah
14:26In the dude
14:28Is that a thing he drinks?
14:29We could kill him
14:34Oh, there's two
14:34Oh no, that's a bug
14:35Okay
14:38Do you want to get the bug?
14:39I get the dude
14:41Oh
14:42Why don't we puke in the barrel is what I was saying
14:46Okay
14:47If you can get up there and do it, do it
14:50Roby's on the left now
14:56He's going to the right
14:58Is he just going to get toasted all day?
15:02We might have to just do it dirty
15:06Cuz the
15:06Oh, there's a bug in that doorway
15:10All right
15:11Well, the bug's not going to
15:13Alert other people
15:14He will
15:15We fail
15:15Mm-hmm
15:16Cuz the bug killed me
15:17And we didn't fail
15:30Don't you dare
15:40They don't know anything
15:56The other one's mad still
15:58Diagro
16:06Come on
16:08It's like I know something happened
16:18Come on
16:18Really?
16:41Watching your health bar
16:48Having fun
16:51They're my chitlins
16:57So you just slid up the railing for me like an escalator
17:00They're chasing?
17:05They don't know
17:08They're my pets apparently
17:15Dead?
17:17What?
17:17Okay
17:18I'm kidding
17:22There's a person
17:22What's the best route?
17:33What's the best route?
17:35There is a person in here in case you come in here
17:38That was not made by any cockroach
17:45Oh yeah
17:47I read the script
17:48And I know we get past this
17:50It's just a matter of time
17:52She caught me going in the sewer thing
17:56Of course
18:08I think it looked like Malak killed him
18:20And all that with no witnesses
18:22And without triggering alarms
18:24You got that?
18:26Did I hit a checkpoint?
18:28You gonna spawn?
18:29Wait
18:30It was sho-
18:31Wait
18:33It showed me where I died
18:35I missed
18:35You sure did
18:39It was showing me where I died
18:41You weren't even on screen
18:42It was showing the sewer I died in
18:47This game just breaks more and more every time we play it
18:54I hate your guts
19:00Don't fall
19:01Thanks
19:14What is this game, dude?
19:31Did you not feel safe?
19:42I mean
19:43You came down pretty fast
19:47You did kind of block me
19:48I was trying to get the bugs mad
19:51Because you deserve that
19:52Bitch
19:52Okay, there's the main bitch
20:03There's her bug
20:04Do you like that?
20:22How you doing?
20:24Where are you at?
20:26Ah, I didn't leave
20:27Can you push people over the edge?
20:50No
20:54I think so
20:58Not heavy armor
20:59That's
21:00Yep
21:00Oh
21:16How do they not see me swinging?
21:23They don't know
21:30Where are you going?
21:47Across the way you're gonna look at me?
21:50You, you don't
21:53It's not the objective
21:54Target acquired
21:59Who you got there?
22:02Yeah
22:02We went way out of the way
22:03There's two drunken guards
22:06As an ambassador
22:08He must receive messages every day
22:11There should be a way to slip one in of my own creation
22:14That would convince him to come out alone
22:17And an indecent proposal he can't refuse
22:21Quartz
22:22And knock down price for example
22:24These dwarfs get so bored
22:27He won't be able to pass up on an opportunity to do something fun
22:31And get rich
22:33Oh yeah
22:52I can't see shit
23:02Your stupid bug
23:09Yeah
23:10There's
23:10Okay
23:10Good
23:11The embassy
23:12This is where the north diplomat is housed
23:15The place seems well guarded
23:16That barrel blew up point blank on me
23:22It didn't roll
23:23But like an inch
23:25At least the guard didn't see me in time
23:28Just saw my dust
23:31What is this game?
23:33I love this game
23:39I love this game
23:40But it never was this buggy
23:44The presence of these drunken dwarfs is unbearable
23:48It's an insult to their harmony
23:49I don't know who did that there
23:59I think they saw me on the rope or right at the end
24:02Somehow they looked up
24:04I don't know who did that
24:05But it's not terrible
24:06But it's not terrible
24:23Its really
24:24Make it look like Malak killed him
24:27and all that with no witnesses
24:29and without triggering alarms.
24:31You got that?
24:33Why are we back here?
24:50The checkpoint system does suck in this game.
24:57Because it should have saved
25:00once we got that new objective, right?
25:03Should have, yes.
25:04Did it, no.
25:09Is there on the left, I think?
25:11Or at least, yep.
25:13The bug in her.
25:19I was just joking.
25:22I was just joking.
25:23What do you mean?
25:27Oh, oh.
25:31Oh, oh, oh.
25:45Oh, oh.
25:48Oh.
25:48Oh, oh.
25:50Oh, oh, oh.
25:51Oh, oh, oh.
25:52Oh, oh.
25:53Oh, oh, oh.
25:53Remember, there's two guards.
26:23Revengeance.
26:28Having fun?
26:34I'm dead.
26:48I didn't mean to do that one.
27:01I can't move.
27:13That was weird.
27:22This game is so broken.
27:28That's a person.
27:37Hey, what?
27:52Really?
27:53Wait.
27:54Is your game messing up at all?
27:58Dalton?
28:04Can you hear me?
28:07I'm dead.
28:08You're dead.
28:17I'm dead.
28:19I'm dead.
28:20I'm dead.
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