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Keeping Up With The Kardashians recap: Kendall Jenner wipes out on her bike, Kourtney and Khloe try to make her think she sharted.
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00:00Kendall Jenner falls off a bike, Scott Disick falls off the wagon, and everyone finds out about Kourtney's new boyfriend.
00:09Hey guys, it's Allie with your weekly dash cap.
00:18Experiences like going to the Met Ball.
00:20I don't want to bother like the big celebrities.
00:22Everyone thinks that. Like Kylie was so nervous she made me walk her to a table and introduce her to Donatella and everyone else.
00:28Big faux pas.
00:29Also, Chrissy Teigen's father is featured too, and he is such a dad.
00:34Who's your favorite Kardashian?
00:36Actually, you're my favorite.
00:38Oh, thank you.
00:39I thought Khloe was for a while, but then she kind of went off.
00:43Yeah.
00:44Dad!
00:45Okay.
00:46You don't ask me questions unless you want to answer them.
00:48It's amazing.
00:49Dads are embarrassing. It's universal.
00:51But anyway, so Kim wants to give Khloe and her junk...
00:54Actually, you're my favorite.
00:56Oh, thank you.
00:57I thought Khloe was for a while, but then she kind of went off.
01:02Yeah.
01:02Dad!
01:03Okay.
01:04You don't ask me questions unless you want to...
01:06Trying to pay it forward.
01:07But is anyone available to help Kourtney?
01:09I mean, those glasses.
01:10That fur.
01:11Kourt is also freaked out about Scott's drinking, per usual.
01:14Pay a new butt a makeover because she thinks her style is corny and way too much.
01:20I think I can just help Khloe have, like, more simple style.
01:23Because her body really is the accessory.
01:26Is that Kanye's phrase?
01:28Love how Kourtney calls her out there.
01:30But yeah, Kanye turned Kim into a fashion play, and now she's just trying to pay it forward.
01:34But is anyone available to help Kourtney?
01:36I mean, those glasses.
01:37That fur.
01:38Kourt is all...
01:39No, that crap.
01:40Kendall's trouble isn't over, though.
01:42Never drink and drive or wine taste and ride a bike.
01:46Get well soon, Kendall.
01:47But okay, this is the best part.
01:49Next week, Scott finds out Kourtney is with current BF Eunice Benjima, and he threatens to beat him up.
01:54I haven't seen Kourt with another guy in, like, ten years.
01:58It's just intense.
01:59If you're going to be in Cannes with, like, another guy, like, have fun.
02:04Scott's threatening me now.
02:06He's like, your little friend is going to get beat up.
02:09It's not a good look for Scott.
02:11This is not going to end well.
02:13Did you look it up?
02:15We tweeted, what can we do to a sleeping person, and everyone...
02:19Everyone said to put chocolate in their butt crack.
02:22Kendall's trouble isn't over.
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