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The following short film based on the short story/concept "The Intergalactic Herlick School".

Jimmy, Jack and Charolette Winchestikerson are Herlicks. Herlicks are vampiric wizard aliens. They, along with many other students like them, go to a special school called The Intergalaactic Herlick School. They've been asked to receive a unique creature called The Time Phoenix.
Transcript
00:00The
00:04The
00:10The
00:16The
00:20The
00:24The
00:26At least I have you, Quadro.
00:56First off, in the last 24 hours, you have had significant contact with alien life.
01:26What the hell are you doing here?
01:52Covering my ears, mostly.
01:54That's John's CD.
01:56What are you doing in my trunk?
01:58All right, they're fine.
01:59Look, I want to enter the tournament.
02:10It's not funny.
02:12Oh, it is the way I'm picturing it.
02:14You'll be dead two minutes in all flattened out, eyes crossed, your tongue hanging out.
02:19Well, that will not be me, okay?
02:21You're looking at the best driver on the west coast.
02:24No, I'm not.
02:25Yes, you are.
02:27Think so.
02:28Know so.
02:29Proven.
02:31Yeah, baby!
02:33Yeah, baby!
02:35Yeah, baby!
02:37Yeah, baby!
02:41Oh, looking for this.
02:43Yeah, baby!
02:45Oh, looking for this.
02:47Yeah, and I'm gonna take it.
02:49You wish.
02:50You know, I'm not afraid to hit a girl.
02:51Good.
02:52Good.
02:53All right, ready to get wild?
03:01Oh, ready to get wild?
03:11Look!
03:13Oh, if you're looking for this.
03:14I'm not afraid to hit a girl, bro.
03:18Okay, so fancy.
03:19All right, ready to get wild?
03:29You done yet?
03:32No, just needed a hand.
03:49I confess, when I first heard your name, I was intrigued. Internet, it is such a marvel. I learned all about deuce myself. I am Aurora, Doom. Long upon your pitiful species.
04:09So, let me ask you a question about this brave new world of yours.
04:13When you've killed all the bad guys, and when it's all perfect and just and fair, when you have finally got it exactly the way you want it, what are you going to do with the people like you?
04:25Because it's not a game. This is a scale model of war. Because it's always the same.
04:31When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die, how many lives shattered, how much blood will spill until everybody does what they want.
04:42What you're always going to have to do from the very beginning, sit down and talk!
04:49It was such a beautifully carved little night. I can tell the effort you put into it.
04:54What have you done?
04:59I'm telling you back to your own dimension. Who knows? Some of you may even survive the trip.
05:07And if you do remember...
05:09The cock of the earth had lost count. Not one of them has succeeded. Not a single one.
05:15Ian, this plane is protected.
05:19That's who I am.
05:20You will remember me.
05:23Yikes.
05:24Admit it. You've all had this exact nightmare.
05:27There is never a bad time for good manners.
05:35Oh no duh.
05:36Oh no duh.
05:37Oh no duh.
05:39So you want us to sidle up next to a giant and poke it with a needle?
05:43Oh yeah, I bet it was so hard to have tons of supplies.
05:47I had a feeling you might say that. Which is why I have this.
05:52One.
05:56And in shrapnel, I'll be unstoppable.
06:00And how does that in any way explain why you keep coming to my lectures?
06:04Doesn't really seem like the most important question to be asking right now.
06:06Story!
06:07You ever get less than a first and it's over?
06:12What?
06:14Is this another let's use Leo as bait plan?
06:17A first.
06:19Every time.
06:20Or I stop immediately.
06:21What?
06:22Being your personal tutor.
06:26Yes!
06:27Yes!
06:28Yes!
06:29Yes!
06:30Yes!
06:31Yes!
06:32Yes!
06:33Let's do this.
06:34I'll see you at 6pm.
06:35Every weekday.
06:36I don't care who's dying.
06:37Never ever be late.
06:38I'm very particular about time.
06:42You stood up for me.
06:43Back there.
06:45Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?
06:51Stop it with the eyes.
06:52Don't do that with the a-
06:54It's like they inflate.
07:04You...
07:05I did.
07:06No problem.
07:08I think...
07:09Thatocket actually sins come a lot.
07:11No emblems.
07:13What matters.
07:14How you say they've lost?
07:17What's going to say this move?
07:18In a rut.
07:19If you wonder not a year into the sark valley?
07:20You're coming to the bark fox.
07:22Yes.
07:23The ash in the air?
07:25No way.
07:26Solaram hogs.
07:27I don't know.
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