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Heated Rivalry (2025) Season 1 Episode 2 Olympiansmotion
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name going to be?
00:29A dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through the suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:16Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:21Let's go!
01:30Let's go!
01:32Good job, give you a head, a golden star.
02:00You think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made a mistake, when she met driver, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:21You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker on the ice for Boston.
02:32You think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:39You think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:46You think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:53You think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker, get lost forever.
03:00You think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker, get lost forever.
03:06You think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker, get lost forever, get lost forever.
03:22You're standing in my light.
03:25You're standing in my light.
03:34When you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool.
03:39You say it's scary or most people do.
03:43It's just the real world, honey, honey.
03:45Oh, in spite of everything I guess there's just no city
03:49Nice try, now get out of the way
03:54Good job, just take a fuckin' hit
03:58I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
04:06Nice try, get out of the way
04:09You're in our way, get lost forever
04:15Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Mm-hmm.
05:20Mmm-hmm.
05:20Mmm-hmm.
05:20Mm-hmm.
07:22You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Yeah, barely.
07:47Oh, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:56Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:30So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Oh, fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:01I don't.
09:04Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22You still want?
09:25I still want.
09:25Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:50Shit.
09:50Fuck off.
10:11Fuck off.
10:12Fuck off.
10:13Fuck off.
10:14Please don't go.
10:22Please don't go.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:44Oh, my God.
10:55Oh, my God.
10:59Are you okay?
11:09It's you.
11:11It's you, okay?
11:17It's you.
11:21It's you.
11:25It's you.
11:29He's okay.
11:30All right, it's all right.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
12:00Oh, God.
12:02Oh, God.
12:04What the hell?
12:06Oh, God.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:24What?
12:26Shut up.
12:28I will show it now, okay?
12:30Stay alive.
12:32Stay alive.
12:34Stay alive.
12:36Stay alive.
12:38Stay alive.
12:40Stay alive.
12:42Stay alive.
12:44Stay alive.
12:46Stay alive.
12:48Stay alive.
12:50Stay alive.
12:52Stay alive.
12:54Stay alive.
12:56Stay alive.
12:58You killed me, Lunder.
13:00I'm dead.
13:02That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:10I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:37Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows?
14:03Cool.
14:03Well, anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:26Bye.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard bill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:09All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:37Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fonny.
15:42Be nice, they fucking lost Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Fonny. Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'd fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:46Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Fuck yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46Not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We hit.
17:59We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Holander.
18:02Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:24You need to meet me.
18:38Do you want to meet him?
18:39Yes, father.
18:42The minister still wants to meet you today,
18:45regardless of what you want.
18:49This is my honor.
18:50You must have been blessed.
18:53After yesterday you won.
18:58In Latvia.
18:59In Latvia.
19:02And he is still drinking.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Is it not sad to you?
19:06It's not sad to you, father.
19:08Well, not so.
19:09They are not teaching you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to prove the hopes you showed you in childhood.
19:19I'm playing better than when I was.
19:22Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You are always looking for someone who is guilty from childhood.
19:43Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:47She doesn't know how to do this.
19:54No, father.
19:57Mom died.
19:58You remember her?
19:59You remember her?
20:00I was in the view of your mother.
20:01Where are you?
20:02Where are you?
20:03Where are you?
20:04In Moscow?
20:05Of course.
20:06Where are you?
20:07Where do you?
20:08In Moscow?
20:10Of course.
20:11Of course.
20:12We need to go.
20:13Of course.
20:14We need to go.
20:15We need to go.
20:16We need to go.
20:17We need to go.
20:18We need to go.
20:19To be able to meet the minister.
20:20We need to go.
20:21Let's go.
20:22To be able to meet the minister of the governor.
20:24to be able to meet the minister.
20:29Yes.
20:30Are you ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:34Of course, I'm always the same.
20:36I'm always the same.
20:38I'm always the same.
20:39But what's going on?
20:40No, he was not in the form.
20:42But Kochev, Kochev, Tom, is left.
20:44He needs to be отдыхed.
20:46He's got a prize in the United States.
20:48He's got a good job.
20:51He's got a good job.
20:53It's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always the problem.
20:58Leadership.
21:05I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar.
21:18He needs one more cup.
21:20Look at her.
21:21Look at her for her.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be a good job if I remember it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink.
21:34I'll see you later.
21:36There's no sound.
21:37There's no sound.
21:38You're the only sound.
21:39There's no sound.
21:40There's no sound.
21:41There's no sound.
21:42It's time for you, Ilya.
21:58It's time for you, Sasha.
22:05I think you played well.
22:07I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:11For those who have been a son of a trainer for hockey,
22:14you have to avoid this.
22:17I sometimes blame you for me.
22:20When I know what it costs, I blame you for me.
22:23In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:26It doesn't matter?
22:27Why did you decide that?
22:29My father...
22:30Your father is a fool, who will kill you in any case.
22:33You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And I don't care about these crazy games,
22:39when you have a real chance for the championship this year.
22:42Is it true?
22:43Yes, it's true.
22:44Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year in this year.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Mitko is traumatized.
22:58I won the same.
22:59I think that you are traumatized.
23:00I feel so good.
23:01I can make sure you're traumatized by the way to the soccer team,
23:02who are traumatized in this year.
23:03We won the same beş.
23:04And how you are traumatized by the way to the soccer team?
23:07You see, how did you see the team pretty well?
23:11Listen.
23:13This is the Vostok, and then you can win.
23:15You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:18In Chicago, not so much before.
23:21In the final, most of all, it will be San Francisco.
23:25They are good, but they are too young.
23:28So you won't win a year ago, than I've been with Satsun.
23:32Yes, thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you'll be perfect.
23:41You'll always be perfect.
23:43Yes, but you'll need to agree with us.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:51Bye.
23:57Well, what?
23:58How did you go to Paris, Sasha?
24:04Wow.
24:05It's cool.
24:07I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:11It's my head.
24:14Guys.
24:15It's just nice.
24:18And boys?
24:22You've seen French boys?
24:25Yes, Ilya?
24:28Oh, my God.
24:34Oh, my God.
24:36You've seen French boys?
24:37Yes, Ilya?
24:38Are you kidding me?
24:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:50I was just going to be so happy.
24:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:54You're right.
24:57You're right.
25:08Here? Seriously?
25:13The опасness was your time.
25:16If you remember, you didn't miss me.
25:18Excuse me.
25:22We're the children, Sash.
25:26Yes.
25:28That's right.
25:33Let's stop.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:40No.
25:48Okay.
25:50Okay.
25:52Okay.
25:54I'm happy to see you.
25:56Okay.
26:04I'm happy to see you.
26:07I'm happy to see you.
26:18Okay.
26:24Captain's here.
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do?
26:31I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Okay, playoffs are over.
26:39You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule.
26:41You just made that up.
26:42Hollander, is that a rule?
26:43Unfortunately, it is.
26:44Fuck you, Hollander.
26:45You can barely even grow one.
26:46No, no.
26:47Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:48Fuck you, AJ.
26:49Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:50Stop it.
26:52Boys, it's starting.
26:53Turn it up.
26:54It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
26:55As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
26:58Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic berth.
27:01A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:06He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:10Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:11Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:12I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:13I don't need to think about that.
27:14That was yesterday.
27:15That was before.
27:16Now, I only need one thing.
27:17I need to win.
27:19Here, at home, tonight.
27:20As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear our fans.
27:26I don't need to be a fuck.
27:27I don't need to be a fuck.
27:28I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:29I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:31I don't need to think about that.
27:32That was yesterday.
27:33That was before.
27:34Now, I only need one thing.
27:37I need to win.
27:40Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:55I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:22We'll fuck you.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But he's very good at acting.
28:39He's the best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, All-Ander.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal shitshow, cocksucking Russian.
28:48That is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilja Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in blocked shots.
29:02In shots against.
29:03And off his lead.
29:04He bye.
29:06Hello, Mum.
29:07That's right, you're the next one.
29:08We can win theérevee.
29:10Wow, nice lunch.
29:38I'll give this here for free lunch.
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:45And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51...Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hawke.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02...is the frames we make along the way.
30:05Hey, before we give out next award,
30:08can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:17Great.
30:24Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:26No chance.
30:27No chance.
30:28And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:34No chance.
30:35No chance.
30:36What?
30:37No chance.
30:38It's a good time.
30:39It's a good time.
30:40Like, you know, it's a good time.
30:41It's a good time.
30:42Oh, my God.
31:12Well...
31:16What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us,
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:38I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:44You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:46I want you to suck my dick.
31:51I want you to suck my dick.
31:52I want you to suck my dick.
31:53I want you to suck my dick.
32:00Maybe you ask nicely.
32:08Huh?
32:09Please.
32:10If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:31Please.
32:33Please.
32:45No.
32:49What?
32:50No.
32:51We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring
32:58party after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will
33:08maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:17I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:43If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
33:53Good luck coming.
34:11Good luck coming.
34:12I'm going to get this position on the back.
34:31I'm going to get this position on the back, right?
34:33I'm going to get this position on the back.
34:38Congratulations.
35:02Now take off your clothes.
35:05You're such an asshole.
35:08I'm going to get this position on the back.
35:15I'm going to get this position.
35:20I'm going to get this position.
35:24What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
35:54Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:19This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:54It's my favorite...
36:54You 꾸륥 me.
36:57It's my favorite home.
37:00Hey.
37:03I don't know.
37:04I don't know.
37:05I don't know.
37:05You can't.
37:06I'm not.
37:07I don't know.
37:07You just don't know.
37:08Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How it feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:37You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my god, Hollander.
37:55Fuck.
38:04Are you gonna fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need.
38:14What?
38:15You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:20You.
38:20I need you.
38:27I need you.
38:29I need you.
38:31I need you.
38:31I need you.
38:36You.
38:37I need you.
38:39We'll be back.
39:09So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:39So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summit?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:50Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:03There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:10Yeah.
40:11But I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:23What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:41Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should have.
40:56So, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:00Bye, Hollander.
41:01Bye, Hollander.
41:02Bye, Hollander.
41:03Bye, Hollander.
41:04Bye, Hollander.
41:05Bye, Hollander.
41:06Bye, Hollander.
41:07Bye, Hollander.
41:08Bye, Hollander.
41:09Bye, Hollander.
41:10Bye, Hollander.
41:11Bye, Hollander.
41:12Bye, Hollander.
41:13Bye, Hollander.
41:14Bye, Hollander.
41:15Bye, Hollander.
41:16Bye, Hollander.
41:17Bye, Hollander.
41:18Bye, Hollander.
41:19Bye, Hollander.
41:20Bye, Hollander.
41:21Bye, Hollander.
41:22Bye, Hollander.
41:23Bye, Hollander.
41:24Bye, Hollander.
41:25Bye, Hollander.
41:26I don't know.
41:56I don't know.
42:26I don't know.
42:56I don't know.
43:26I don't know.
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