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  • 10 months ago
Tape distributor: Walt Disney Home Video [Jim Henson Video]
Honestly this is the best post-Jim Henson Muppet movie AND the best adaptation of A Christmas Carol.
1. FBI Warning screens
2. The Lion King (1994) trailer
3. The Muppet Movie trailer
4. The Great Muppet Caper trailer
5. Feature Presentation bumper
6. Walt Disney Pictures logo
7. Jim Henson Productions logo
8. Part of opening credits (Sorry for not doing the full credits. Pretty much every video of the opening credits on YouTube cut off before the "Directed By" credit so I thought they didn't have a "Directed By" credit.)
NOT FOR KIDS LOL
Transcript
00:00Over the years, Walt Disney Studios has taken us on unforgettable journeys.
00:27From under the sea in The Little Mermaid, to an enchanted castle in Beauty and the Beast, and into a whole new world with Aladdin.
00:38Now, for the summer of 1994, Disney animators will take you deep into the wilds of Africa for Disney's 32nd all-new full-length animated feature, The Lion King.
00:50It's an extraordinary original story about a heroic young cub named Simba, destined to become king of the jungle.
00:57To create a cast of realistic animal characters, Disney's artists drew inspiration for their work by sketching and studying the real things.
01:10Some of their subjects were even invited right into the studio.
01:13With seven original songs by pop superstar Elton John and Aladdin's Academy Award-winning lyricist Tim Rice,
01:22The Lion King will take you on a journey to a dazzling new world of adventure.
01:26The circle, the circle of life.
01:45Now available from Jim Henson Video, Hollywood, the pot of gold at the rainbow's end.
01:53Hey, we're all going to Hollywood. You want to come with us?
01:57Hollywood?
01:58It's time to grab your pack, stick out your thumb, and hitch a ride for the adventure of your life.
02:04Hey, wait for me!
02:06It's Jim Henson's The Muppet Movie.
02:08I'm going right along.
02:10But loose and fancy free.
02:13You know, I hear this movie is dynamite.
02:15It's a story of the open road, where hopeful hitchhikers come on a car load.
02:22You want it in?
02:22Don't say.
02:23I'm on my way to New York City to try to break into public television.
02:28There's Fozzie at the wheel.
02:30A bear in his natural habitat.
02:33A studebaker.
02:34Kermit guiding the way.
02:35Turn left if you come to a fork in the road.
02:37Fork in the road.
02:39I don't believe that.
02:40And a roadside distraction made Miss Piggy hogging the spotlight.
02:45Here we go!
02:46I can't find you!
02:48Now it's all aboard.
02:50Everybody on to Hollywood!
02:52As the Muppets hit the jackpot.
02:55Prepare the standard rich and famous contract for Kermit the Frog and Company.
03:01And Hollywood stars get into the act.
03:03Milton Berle, Richard Pryor, Bob Hope, Steve Martin, and others.
03:07Would you taste it for us, please?
03:10Excellent choice.
03:14And now, Hollywood will never be the same.
03:16Stand by.
03:17Here we go.
03:20Now you can own the Muppet movie on videocassette.
03:26Smile.
03:27A spectacular motion picture event.
03:30I should look so loving this.
03:32The one movie that's got it all.
03:33The Great Muppet Taper.
03:35Let's go for it.
03:36It's the story of a Darren Jewel heist.
03:39The target, Diana Rigg, as wealthy Lady Holiday.
03:43I feel as if thieves were breathing down my neck.
03:45Thieves aren't breathing down your neck.
03:47The culprit, Charles Grodin, as her dastardly brother.
03:50Why are you doing this?
03:51Because I'm a villain.
03:52The prime suspect.
03:53I think I've got a picture of a thief.
03:56A beautiful young pig.
03:58This piggy stone.
04:00My neck must...
04:01And now it's up to Kermit the Frog.
04:04We're about to embark on a potentially dangerous mission.
04:08Fuzzy Bear.
04:09We don't want the bad guys to win.
04:12The Great Gonzo.
04:13I heard him planning to steal the baseball diamond.
04:16And an heroic band of party animals.
04:18We're going to have to catch those thieves red-handed.
04:21What color are their guns now?
04:22To save the day.
04:24There could be physical violence.
04:26There could be gunplay.
04:28Back off.
04:30There's the slightest chance that somebody might even get killed.
04:32I'm out.
04:33I got a dental appointment.
04:35It's Muppet action and adventure like you've never seen before.
04:38It is rather breastfed, isn't it?
04:40All wrapped up in the wildest Muppet motion picture ever.
04:44Help!
04:44You want excitement?
04:46Now you can own The Great Muppet Caper on videocassette.
04:49Need I say more?
04:53And now, our feature presentation.
05:10The Great Muppet Caper, she's called The Great Muppet Caper.
05:12The Great Muppet Caper.
05:16The Great Muppet.
05:21BIRDS CHIRP
05:51BIRDS CHIRP

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