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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander, and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone, because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29A dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking...
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in the 32 days.
01:00You're my first time.
01:01I'm a teenager.
01:02You're in my way.
01:03You've got two feet up.
01:04Super.
01:06You couldn't stay.
01:07You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:10Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:16Que los forever.
01:18Que los forever.
01:20You think I'm pretty
01:26Let's go!
01:50Get off, run
01:55Good job!
01:57Give you a game
01:59A golden star
02:01You think you're clever
02:03Good God
02:05She took a break
02:07Made a mistake
02:09When she met driver
02:12Get off forever
02:16Get off forever
02:19Get off forever
02:23You think I'm pretty
02:25You think I'm pretty
02:27You think I'm pretty
02:29Close it off, line back out on the ice for Boston
02:31Final to the party
02:33We're having a lot of games today
02:35We're having a lot of games today
02:37Magic games, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:41I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:45Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:52I know you're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
03:00A tree, a darker hill
03:02It's crooked
03:04From the wind that bites
03:06You say
03:08You're lost to seek
03:10All the power in your life
03:12You're lost to hope you're relevant
03:14And standing in my light
03:16You're standing in my light
03:18You're standing in my light
03:20You're standing in my light
03:22You're standing in my light
03:24You're sta-
03:26You're sta-
03:28You're in my light
03:30You're telling your way
03:31You're the way
03:32You're coming in my light
03:34You're康bide
03:35You're all gas排
03:37You're here
03:38You're on your head
03:39攻略
03:52Now get out of the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
04:00You wanna be ya
04:02You wanna be ya
04:06Nice try
04:08Get out of the way
04:10You're in our way
04:12Get lost forever
04:22Hey
04:24If Rosanoff fucks you tonight
04:26I'm gonna fucking back
04:28I think you mean fucks with
04:30Buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:32You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:34The fuck does that mean?
04:36They do it to you all the time in Boston
04:38You wanna see?
04:39Uh, no thanks
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else
04:44I'm not even that weird
04:46Whatever you need, Captain
04:48Hey Hollander
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Yeah
04:56Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat-trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:19Thanks guys
05:20Yeah
05:21Yeah
05:22Yeah
05:23Yeah
05:24Well, in the matter of days
05:25I просid Hut
05:26Yeah
05:27Doesn't tell him of an accident
05:28I can't even see anything
05:29...
05:30Do no
05:33I'm okay
05:34No
05:35Though
05:36I
05:37Did there
05:38No
05:39No
05:40No
05:41You
06:42Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:03Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:12You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking asshole.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:16So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:46You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:10It's the moment.
09:22It's the moment.
09:25It's the moment.
09:32Don't worry, you'll be afraid.
09:34Oh, wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:48Fuck off.
10:04Where were you?
10:11Please don't go.
10:19Please don't go.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:30Is he okay?
10:38Hmm?
10:42Oh, shit, Rose.
10:56Is he okay?
10:59Is he okay?
11:01Is he okay?
11:05Is he okay?
11:09Is he okay?
11:11Is he okay?
11:13Is he okay?
11:15Is he okay?
11:17Is he okay?
11:21Is he okay?
11:23Is he okay?
11:25Is he okay?
11:27Is he okay?
11:29Is he okay?
11:31Is he okay?
11:33Oh, God.
11:35Is he okay?
11:37Is he okay?
11:39Is he okay?
11:41Is he okay?
11:43Is he faint?
11:45Oh, God, I wonder.
12:15Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32Hey, we'll show it now, okay?
12:45You killed me, Linder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:15I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up before I am to watch
13:51every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows?
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09What on the metal?
14:11I fucking wish, dude.
14:15Hey, uh, remember when they made you come hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosalind.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:37Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:50For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already
14:54a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and too embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rozanov, chosen as
15:08his country's captain.
15:36All in there.
15:37Hey, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Bonnie.
15:42Be nice.
15:43I fucking lost Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Roz say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56See what I say this year, baby?
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in Silver, Bonnie.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Is that what JJ thinks it is?
16:11Yeah.
16:11You're probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not gonna be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We're trying together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:24What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'm fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42I don't know.
16:43Let's go.
16:44Oh, boy.
16:45Yeah.
16:45Oh, boy.
16:46This came to me.
16:47We're we're all we're all...
16:48What's the rest of this?
16:49Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:19I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Hollander.
18:02Are you okay?
18:10Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:15No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:22Fuck.
18:24I'm not here.
18:25I'm not here.
18:26I'm not here.
18:27I'm not here.
18:27I'm not here.
18:28I'm not here.
18:29I'm not here.
18:30I'm not here.
18:31I'm not here.
18:32I'm not here.
18:33I'm not here.
18:34I'm not here.
18:35I'm not here.
18:35I'm not here.
18:37I'm not here.
18:38I'm not here.
18:39I'm not here.
18:40I'm not here.
18:41I'm not here.
18:42Minister, you still want to meet you today.
18:44I'm not here.
18:45I'm not here.
18:49It's a honor to me.
18:50You have to be a honor to be a honor to be a honor.
18:53After yesterday, you lost...
18:58...Latvia.
18:59...Latvia.
19:00And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do this before?
19:05Do you not regret it?
19:06Not regret it.
19:07Not regret it.
19:08Not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game.
19:13It's a shame.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:15It's not regretting the hopes you showed up in the childhood.
19:20I'm playing better than when I was.
19:23Our opponent is damaged.
19:25The team is not here.
19:26Not here.
19:27Not here?
19:28What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it?
19:30You're a captain.
19:32You make them not here.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:39Who's the enemy to protect you?
19:45Your mother?
19:48She's not able to do this.
19:54No, mother.
19:57Mom is dead.
19:58You remember her mum.
20:01Do you remember her mum?
20:04I had a team of her mother.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:18We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To meet with the minister.
20:29Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:32Of course.
20:33Of course.
20:34Of course.
20:35I'm always happy.
20:36I'm always happy.
20:37I'm always happy.
20:38But I know what happened.
20:39He didn't want to do it.
20:40He didn't want to.
20:41He doesn't want to leave.
20:42He just wanted to stay.
20:44He only left his hand.
20:45He wants to spend the money away from America.
20:47He needs to pay for the money.
20:48He's also good.
20:49He's pretty good for us.
20:52Not sure.
20:53But it's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:57He's a problem.
20:58I'm always happy.
21:00You're too much talking to me too much, especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Papa. I'm going to go to a bar, and he needs one more time.
21:22Look how she's behind you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27Well, I'm an angel. It would be nice if I could remember it.
21:31I want you to go.
21:33Well, I have something interesting to you.
21:52There's Niki, or Ilya…
21:57It's been a long time ago, Sasha.
22:05I think you played well.
22:07I'd like to say thank you, but I know that you're not looking for any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a trainer for hockey, you will be able to avoid this.
22:16I've been a long time ago.
22:18I've been a long time ago.
22:20Yeah, I'm sure it's, what's going on?
22:22I'm sure it's not in any case.
22:24It doesn't have any value for you.
22:25It doesn't have any value?
22:26It doesn't have any value.
22:27Why did you so decide?
22:28My husband…
22:29You're your son of a bitch who will kill you in any case.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And don't worry about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:43Yes, that's right.
22:44Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:51I think you'll win this year in Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think he's injured.
22:59Where do you know all this?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:03You're not going to go through the war.
23:07You're not going to go through the team.
23:08You're not going through the team.
23:11You're going through it.
23:12You're going through it.
23:13Then you'll win.
23:15You'll win whoever you want in the West.
23:18Chicago, not so much before.
23:21In the final, most likely, will be San Francisco.
23:24And they're good, but too young.
23:27So, you won't win the Cup of Xenia for a year earlier than I was talking about with him.
23:36Thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you'll need to be perfect.
23:41You'll always be perfect.
23:42You'll always be perfect.
23:43I'll be perfect.
23:44But you need to be perfect.
23:46We'll see you later.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:49We'll see you later.
23:51Until then.
23:52Until then.
23:57Well, how are you, Sashia?
24:02Wow, that's cool. I just love this place.
24:09Clubs? It's my head.
24:13Guys, it's just a beautiful place.
24:17And boys?
24:20Well, you've seen French boys.
24:24Yeah, Ilya?
24:32My God, you don't have anything.
24:37You don't want to cheat, you don't fool, you don't flirt in the answer.
24:49You were so happy.
24:57Do you remember?
25:02You're here? Seriously?
25:09The danger was already caused by you. If you remember me, I'm not mistaken.
25:22We're the children, Sash.
25:26Yes, it's true.
25:33It's true.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:52I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:05I was happy to see you.
26:07I'm happy to see you.
26:09Okay.
26:11Okay.
26:13What happens here?
26:15Yeah!
26:17Yeah!
26:19Yeah!
26:21Yeah!
26:22Yeah!
26:23Yeah!
26:24Yeah!
26:25Yeah!
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:31I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:35I think you can have a good home, Eddie.
26:38There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just made that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:46Fuck you, Hollander.
26:47You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no.
26:49Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop!
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:56Boys.
26:57Turn it up.
26:58It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:12He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:50I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup!
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:16I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:19Shane hates him the most.
28:20What?
28:21You ate Rosenhoff.
28:22Of course.
28:23But he's very good at acting.
28:24The best probably.
28:25Eh, nah.
28:26You're the fucking best all-ender.
28:27Okay?
28:28Yeah.
28:29Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:31And that is that.
28:32The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:33What a comeback story this year for Ilya Rosenhoff.
28:34The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:35Leading his team in block shots.
28:36In shots against.
28:37And obviously the time.
28:38Oh my God.
28:39Oh my God.
28:40Oh my God.
28:41Oh my God.
28:42Oh my God.
28:43Oh my God.
28:44Oh my God.
28:45Oh my God.
28:46Oh my God.
28:47Oh my God.
28:48Oh my God.
28:49Oh my God.
29:08Oh my God.
29:10Oh my God.
29:14Oh my God.
29:17Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now.
29:47Representing the Lord Talon Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:28And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
30:33Go on, Pat.
30:38I don't know.
31:08Well...
31:16What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:35Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:46I want you to suck my dick.
32:02Please.
32:10If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:20Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:34No.
32:49What?
32:50No.
32:51We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show,
32:57and then go to boring party after.
32:59And then, when I've been waiting all night,
33:05you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:07and I will maybe,
33:09maybe,
33:11do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:16I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:37Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight,
33:46I will blow you,
33:47fuck you,
33:48whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
33:53Good luck to me.
34:12Good luck to me.
34:16Good luck to me.
34:17Good luck to me.
34:22Good luck to you.
34:52Good luck to you.
34:53Good luck to you.
34:58Congratulations.
35:02Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:05Good luck to you.
35:16Good luck to you.
35:21What?
35:51Well, it's a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:21This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for you after.
36:53It's your reward.
37:16Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How what feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38Oh, I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:41Oh, my God.
37:42Oh.
37:43Oh.
37:54Fuck.
37:55Are you going to fuck me?
38:05We will see.
38:10I need...
38:11What?
38:15You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You.
38:25I need you.
38:26I need you.
38:46I need you.
38:50I need you.
38:50I need you.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's...
40:07It's home.
40:10Yeah.
40:11But...
40:12I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you...
40:22Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:34I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should have.
40:47So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:00Bye-bye.
41:01Bye-bye.
41:05Bye-bye.
41:06Bye-bye.
41:07Bye-bye.
41:08Bye-bye.
41:09Bye-bye.
41:10Bye-bye.
41:14Bye-bye.
41:15Bye-bye.
41:17Bye-bye.
41:18Bye-bye.
41:20Bye-bye.
41:21Bye-bye.
41:21Bye-bye.
41:23I guess you'll have to...
41:24modern primer...
41:25Oh, my god.
41:26Great.
41:26By the你...
41:27a number...
41:28do...
41:28whatever...
41:30Let's go.
42:00Let's go.
42:30Let's go.
43:00Let's go.
43:30Let's go.
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