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One night seven years ago changed everything for Eva, leaving her with Maximus's child. Now fate brings them together in a fake marriage, but he has no idea he's a father. As old feelings resurface, can Eva reveal the truth without losing him forever?
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00:00:00So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:11All right, it's about that time.
00:00:13So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:15Uh, yeah, him.
00:00:24Hi!
00:00:25Just play him on.
00:00:26Six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:00:32Happy New Year!
00:00:56You have a cute scar.
00:00:58It's just my birthmark.
00:01:00If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:04I don't want you to stop.
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08I don't want you to stop.
00:01:10I don't want you to stop.
00:01:12I don't want you to stop.
00:01:14I don't want you to stop.
00:01:16I don't want you to stop.
00:01:18I don't want you to stop.
00:01:20I don't want you to stop.
00:01:22I don't want you to stop.
00:01:24I don't want you to stop.
00:01:26I don't want you to stop.
00:01:28I was so drunk last night.
00:01:40I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:45I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:53Happy New Year.
00:01:54Sam, it's me.
00:01:55Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:58I don't care how.
00:01:59Just do it.
00:02:00I will find you.
00:02:06Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:02:10Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:13I need grandkids.
00:02:14I need you to...
00:02:15Message received, Mom.
00:02:17I need to go now.
00:02:18I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:19I need to go now.
00:02:28Seven years.
00:02:30Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:32And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:33Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:43Boss, it's been years.
00:02:48I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:49Your vest, sir.
00:02:52But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:54She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:56Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:58And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:00We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:03Good.
00:03:05Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:09Hi.
00:03:10One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:12And one hot chocolate.
00:03:15I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:18Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:23Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:26It's just for Christmas.
00:03:27But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:30Where's my real one?
00:03:31Uh, I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:40Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:50Daddy!
00:03:51Oh, what?
00:03:58Daddy!
00:03:59Oh, I'm sorry.
00:04:02I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:05Just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:07Oh.
00:04:08Mommy, hurry!
00:04:09Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:22Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:32She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:38So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:46Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:47Max, Aurelius.
00:04:50Eva.
00:04:51I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid too.
00:05:00So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:18That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:22Look, my requirements are simple.
00:05:24Okay, play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:26and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:31so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:36So she's getting pressure from her folks too.
00:05:39Fine.
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:05:49Okay.
00:05:56Wow.
00:06:04Clean up nice.
00:06:06It was my wedding day after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:16Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:26Oh, I think we got it.
00:06:44Oh, I need some photos of us together too
00:06:47to prove to my parents
00:06:49that I'm actually married
00:06:50and have a happy family.
00:06:51Yeah.
00:06:52Of course.
00:06:56Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:05From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:16The agency said that the girl
00:07:17that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:07:19failed last minute.
00:07:20Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:25Who is she?
00:07:27Whatever.
00:07:28It doesn't matter.
00:07:30I've got what I need.
00:07:33Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:35I already found someone.
00:07:41Okay.
00:07:42Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:45Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:46Christmas shopping?
00:07:48I should come.
00:07:50Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:51in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:53I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:56We'll make it more believable.
00:08:00Fine.
00:08:01Yeah, fine.
00:08:02Okay.
00:08:03You can come.
00:08:11Let's go.
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:15Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:16What the actual fuck?
00:08:27Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:33Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:39She does kind of look like him.
00:08:41So, when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:46we will say they're from you.
00:08:48Here, let me get this.
00:08:52I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:55Also, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:09:00we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:07Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:09No, no, definitely not.
00:09:11And absolutely no...
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:15This is strictly business.
00:09:17Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:21What?
00:09:22Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:25I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:27getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:31Let's go.
00:09:38Here.
00:09:39What are you doing?
00:09:40I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:44Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:50Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5350% off pies.
00:09:55Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5712 pumpkin pies.
00:09:58I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind.
00:10:00Hurry up and go.
00:10:01Go.
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:02Hello there.
00:10:05Hi.
00:10:05You ready?
00:10:06Yes, yeah.
00:10:07Just these things.
00:10:07Okay, great.
00:10:09We have a holiday special today.
00:10:11Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:17Oh, great.
00:10:18Yeah.
00:10:18What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:20Will you get a move on?
00:10:22I just got here.
00:10:24Relax.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:28Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:30Okay, thank you.
00:10:33Hurry up and pay.
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:39You can wait your turn.
00:10:45Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:53Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:53Not the pies.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:55You can just set those on top.
00:11:01Hi, guys.
00:11:03I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:09Of quarters.
00:11:11Thank you so much.
00:11:12Of course.
00:11:12I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:15She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:16Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:18Just to give it away.
00:11:21Merry Christmas.
00:11:21Merry Christmas.
00:11:27What?
00:11:28You do that often?
00:11:30As often as I can.
00:11:36We should go.
00:11:37We got to pick up paper.
00:11:41Watch out.
00:12:01You done feeling me up?
00:12:03Shut up.
00:12:04Oh, sorry.
00:12:05I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:07Yeah, well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:14And don't be late.
00:12:15Harrison Group?
00:12:28Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:31Sort of.
00:12:32Not that I'm judging.
00:12:33I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:37Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:42I think that's respectable.
00:12:44Can we pick another company?
00:12:46No.
00:12:47Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:49And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:50My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:52So, it's perfect.
00:12:53Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner.
00:13:01Don't worry.
00:13:02Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:03I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:07Too much.
00:13:08Let's go, Sam.
00:13:29It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:32Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:36It's my daughter's.
00:13:39Daughter's?
00:13:41Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:58Hey, there they are!
00:14:00Nice to meet you!
00:14:02Oh, Dad.
00:14:04Aren't you a native?
00:14:05Oh.
00:14:05Oh, I missed you.
00:14:07So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:11He's coming.
00:14:12Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:14Good, good, good.
00:14:16So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:20When's he arriving?
00:14:22Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:26Poor thing.
00:14:27Not surprising.
00:14:28I mean, she's 30.
00:14:30Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:33Oh, no.
00:14:33Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:37This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:42Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:48We're only worried about you.
00:14:50All these years without a husband.
00:14:52Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:54You know, you've always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:58And look what happened.
00:14:59She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:03I'm not alone.
00:15:04Mm-hmm.
00:15:05And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:10He's a manager.
00:15:12Manager of what?
00:15:15Trash.
00:15:17Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:21You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:24Actually, he's right here.
00:15:29Oh, wow.
00:15:31Wow.
00:15:32He is really good looking.
00:15:35Oh, must be AI.
00:15:37Mm-hmm.
00:15:38Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:41Fake.
00:15:42That's enough.
00:15:43She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:45Show some respect.
00:15:47Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:54Well, guess what?
00:15:55William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:58Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:01That's half a million.
00:16:03Half a million.
00:16:04Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:08And speak of the devil.
00:16:12Willie, you've made it.
00:16:15There you are.
00:16:26Oh, look at you now living the dream.
00:16:30Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:32Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:39So married, huh?
00:16:41Is it serious?
00:16:42That's what marriage is.
00:16:44It's pretty serious.
00:16:45Well, you must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:49Makes sense, though.
00:16:50You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:53Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:56Oh, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:16:59Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:02That's right.
00:17:03Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:07Women love a man in red.
00:17:09Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:12Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:14Don't touch me.
00:17:15Don't touch me.
00:17:17Oh, so entitled.
00:17:19Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:23And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:27I mean, look at that car.
00:17:29Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:32Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:36Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:41I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:45My mom would never marry.
00:17:49She already has a husband.
00:17:51He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:56Is that so?
00:17:57Well, then, where is he?
00:18:00Because I don't see him.
00:18:01Does anyone see him?
00:18:05Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:11That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:14And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:17Mommy, are you okay?
00:18:22I see your hands.
00:18:23Oh, my God.
00:18:24I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:26Come on, honey.
00:18:27Let's go.
00:18:28What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:31How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:34Let me go.
00:18:37Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:58Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:01Let me go.
00:19:02Let me go.
00:19:03Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:12So, I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:19:22All right.
00:19:23It's about that time.
00:19:24So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:19:28Uh…
00:19:29Yeah.
00:19:30Him.
00:19:31Hi!
00:19:32Just play him off.
00:19:35Six.
00:19:37Five.
00:19:38Four.
00:19:39Three.
00:19:40Two.
00:19:41One.
00:19:42Happy New Year!
00:19:43Happy New Year!
00:19:58you have a cute scar
00:20:08it's just my birthmark
00:20:10if you want me to stop
00:20:13tell me now
00:20:13I don't want you to stop
00:20:28I was so drunk last night
00:20:51I can't remember who I was with
00:20:53I must return this to her
00:20:57so I can see her again
00:20:59happy new year
00:21:05Sam it's me
00:21:06hey find me the girl from last night
00:21:09I don't care how just do it
00:21:11I will find you
00:21:14Maximus
00:21:18can you get married already
00:21:20bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend
00:21:23I need grandkids
00:21:25I need you to
00:21:26message received mom
00:21:27I need to go now
00:21:29I have to inspect the new headquarters
00:21:30seven years
00:21:40why can't I ever find you
00:21:42and why do you still haunt me
00:21:44still thinking about that girl
00:21:53boss it's been years
00:21:56I'm ready to go to the inspection now
00:22:00your vest sir
00:22:02but first we found your fake Christmas wife
00:22:05she's waiting in the coffee shop
00:22:06blonde hair
00:22:07red top
00:22:08and sir
00:22:09make sure you use an alias
00:22:11we can't have her know you the Harrison group CEO
00:22:13or she'll jack up the price
00:22:14good
00:22:15finally I can get my mother off my back
00:22:17hi
00:22:21one iced vanilla latte please
00:22:23and one hot chocolate
00:22:24I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy
00:22:29now auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore
00:22:33sweetie remember it's just pretend
00:22:36it's just for Christmas
00:22:38but mommy why do we have to rent daddy
00:22:41where's my real one
00:22:42I'll tell you when you're older
00:22:50sweetie why don't you go find us a table
00:22:53daddy
00:23:02no
00:23:02what
00:23:03daddy
00:23:10no
00:23:11I'm sorry
00:23:11I'm not your dad
00:23:14no I know you're my daddy
00:23:16just as handsome as I
00:23:17oh
00:23:18mommy hurry
00:23:19your fake Christmas husband has arrived
00:23:22I asked the agency for an average looking guy
00:23:32he's gorgeous
00:23:34why does she feel so familiar
00:23:41she's waiting in the coffee shop
00:23:44blonde hair
00:23:45red top
00:23:46you must be my new Christmas husband
00:23:48so you're my new Christmas wife
00:23:51see I knew you were the new daddy we had right
00:23:54hi my name's Cybert
00:23:55what's your name
00:23:56Sam didn't say anything about a kid
00:23:58Max Aurelius
00:24:00Eva
00:24:01I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
00:24:05I just need a wife for the holidays
00:24:08I guess mom gets her grandkid too
00:24:11so per our agreement
00:24:14the rate is $1,000 per hour
00:24:17and
00:24:18$1,000 an hour?
00:24:20well yeah
00:24:21it's $500 a day
00:24:23is that enough?
00:24:25that's the most that I can pay you
00:24:27wait you're paying me $500 a day?
00:24:29that's what I agreed with the agency
00:24:30you'll make your thousands over the week
00:24:32look my requirements are simple
00:24:34okay play my pretend husband
00:24:36come with me to my hometown
00:24:37and we all pretend to be one big happy family
00:24:40and then my family will get off my back
00:24:42so Piper can have a good Christmas for once
00:24:45so she's getting pressure from her folks too
00:24:49fine
00:24:50but you have to help me get my mom off my case too
00:24:53okay
00:24:56deal
00:24:57ready to go get married?
00:25:14wow
00:25:14clean up nice
00:25:16this is my wedding day after all
00:25:18pictures
00:25:19y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love
00:25:31I think we got it
00:25:51okay
00:25:53I think we got it
00:25:55I need some photos of us together too
00:25:58to prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family
00:26:02yeah
00:26:03of course
00:26:04happy holidays mom
00:26:15from my family to you
00:26:17bad news boss
00:26:27the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute
00:26:31wait she bailed
00:26:32then who is
00:26:33who is she
00:26:37whatever
00:26:39it doesn't matter
00:26:40I've got what I need
00:26:42Sam don't worry about it
00:26:46I already found someone
00:26:47I think it's time for us to go
00:26:55Christmas shopping waits for no one
00:26:57Christmas shopping
00:26:58I should come
00:27:00look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan
00:27:04I think I should have some say in the gifts
00:27:06it'll make it more believable
00:27:08fine
00:27:12yeah fine
00:27:13okay
00:27:13you can come
00:27:14let's go
00:27:23which mall are we going to
00:27:24um let's go to that one
00:27:26oh let's go to the bank
00:27:27what the actual fuck
00:27:35Sam
00:27:39is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
00:27:43get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
00:27:47she does kind of look like him
00:27:52so when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:27:58here let me get this
00:28:02I'm gonna love you Max
00:28:04oh so I was uh thinking that since we're married we should probably
00:28:12kiss
00:28:14once or twice
00:28:15in front of them
00:28:17okay
00:28:17should we use our tongues or
00:28:20no no definitely not
00:28:22and absolutely no
00:28:23sex
00:28:24yes
00:28:25strictly business
00:28:27anything physical outside of that does not have any
00:28:30what
00:28:32afraid you'll fall for me
00:28:34I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas
00:28:40let's go
00:28:43here
00:28:49what are you doing
00:28:51I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:28:53well I'm not your woman
00:28:56and this isn't a real relationship
00:28:58and I don't want your money
00:28:59attention shoppers all bakery items are now 50% off
00:29:0450% off pies
00:29:05quick go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:29:0712 pumpkin pies I hear this right
00:29:09they're the best kind
00:29:10hurry up and go
00:29:12go what are you standing here for
00:29:13hello there
00:29:16hi
00:29:16you ready
00:29:17yes yeah just these things
00:29:18okay great
00:29:19we have a holiday special today
00:29:22spend 500 get 10% off
00:29:24and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:29:27oh great yeah
00:29:29what do you have that's just 15 bucks
00:29:31will you get a move on
00:29:33I just got here relax
00:29:36yeah yeah
00:29:37here this will do the trick
00:29:41okay thank you
00:29:42hurry up and pay
00:29:45I will pay when I'm ready
00:29:50you can wait your turn
00:29:52thank you
00:29:56damn my fake wife has some fire in her
00:29:58oh wait wait not the pies
00:30:05not the pies
00:30:05you can just set those on top
00:30:08hi guys
00:30:13gonna hand you all these pies
00:30:17of course
00:30:21thank you so much
00:30:23of course I hope you like pumpkin
00:30:24thank you
00:30:25she bought all 12 pies
00:30:27don't worry I have enough for everybody
00:30:28just to give it away
00:30:30thank you
00:30:31merry christmas
00:30:33what
00:30:39you do that often
00:30:40as often as I can
00:30:43we should go
00:30:47we gotta pick up paper
00:30:49watch out
00:30:53you done feeling me up
00:31:13shut up
00:31:15oh sorry I was just in character
00:31:17wifey
00:31:17well stay out of character
00:31:19until christmas
00:31:20and don't be late
00:31:26Harrison group
00:31:38do you do construction for them or something
00:31:41sort of
00:31:42not that I'm judging
00:31:44I just
00:31:45need to get my story straight
00:31:47or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:31:48why don't we say that you do mid-level management
00:31:52for Harrison group
00:31:52I think that's respectable
00:31:54can we pick another company
00:31:57no
00:31:58Harrison group is perfect
00:31:59and they'll find it impressive
00:32:01my cousin's husband works for them too
00:32:02so
00:32:03it's perfect
00:32:04oh and uh
00:32:10wear something nice
00:32:11for christmas dinner
00:32:12don't worry
00:32:13okay I clean up nicely
00:32:14I wouldn't embarrass you
00:32:16too much
00:32:19let's go Sam
00:32:40it's time to check out the new HQ site
00:32:42hold on you're covered in water
00:32:44and you have a hair on your shoulder
00:32:46and it's not yours
00:32:47it's my daughter's
00:32:50daughter's
00:32:51give me a DNA test
00:32:53for that little girl
00:32:54that he's with
00:32:55hey there they are
00:33:10hey
00:33:11nice to make it
00:33:12oh
00:33:13dad
00:33:14so glad you made it
00:33:16oh
00:33:16we missed you
00:33:18so
00:33:18where's this mysterious
00:33:20husband we heard all about
00:33:22he's coming
00:33:22please don't tell me maximus bailed
00:33:25good good good
00:33:26so
00:33:28heard you got a new hubby sweetie
00:33:31when's he arriving
00:33:32oh it's probably just some story
00:33:35she cooked up to stop people talking
00:33:37poor thing
00:33:38not surprising
00:33:39I mean she's 30
00:33:41once a woman hits that age
00:33:42you become undateable
00:33:44plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps
00:33:48this is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas
00:33:53Auntie Pamela
00:33:55Debbie
00:33:55my dating life
00:33:57quite frankly is none of your concern
00:33:59we're only worried about you
00:34:01all these years without a husband
00:34:03zip it Pamela
00:34:05you know you always spoiled her rotten
00:34:08and look what happened
00:34:10she got knocked up out of wedlock
00:34:12raising a kid all alone
00:34:14I'm not alone
00:34:14mm-hmm
00:34:16and what does this mysterious husband do
00:34:19he's a manager
00:34:23manager
00:34:24of what
00:34:25trash
00:34:26probably a cover for criminal activity
00:34:30you don't have to lie to us Eva
00:34:34actually
00:34:35he's right here
00:34:38oh wow
00:34:41wow
00:34:43he is really good looking
00:34:46ah must be AI
00:34:48mm-hmm
00:34:49congratulations Eva
00:34:50on your photoshop skills
00:34:52fake
00:34:53that's enough
00:34:53she's our daughter
00:34:55and your niece
00:34:56show some respect
00:34:57remember last year
00:34:59when I introduced you
00:35:00to my husband's nephew
00:35:02William
00:35:02and you turned him down
00:35:04well guess what
00:35:06William works for the Harrison group now
00:35:08makes 500 grand
00:35:10a year
00:35:12that's half a million
00:35:14half a million
00:35:15girls are lining up for him
00:35:17all the way to New York
00:35:18and speak of the devil
00:35:21Willie you made it
00:35:27there you are
00:35:37oh look at you now
00:35:40living the dream
00:35:41oh just think Eva
00:35:43well you could be driving around in a car like that
00:35:46had you not married that criminal waste manager
00:35:49so married huh
00:35:50is it serious?
00:35:54that's what marriage is
00:35:55it's pretty serious
00:35:56wow
00:35:57you must have rushed to tie the knot huh
00:36:00makes sense though
00:36:02you not being a hot young thing anymore
00:36:04dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:36:07ugh
00:36:08a bullet dodged Willie
00:36:10meanwhile you're climbing the Harrison group ladder
00:36:13mm-hmm
00:36:14that's right
00:36:15just bought this brand new suit
00:36:17my Christmas bonus
00:36:19women love a man in red
00:36:21sexy
00:36:22like Santa Claus
00:36:24wanna sit on my lap
00:36:26don't touch me
00:36:27oh so entitled
00:36:29Williams a successful man of taste not waste
00:36:33and yet for some reason he's willing to overlook your baggage
00:36:38I mean look at that car
00:36:40could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:36:43think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison group money
00:36:47ditch your nobody husband
00:36:49and marry me instead
00:36:51I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth
00:36:54my mom would never marry
00:37:00she already has a husband
00:37:01he's gonna kick your butt
00:37:03is that so?
00:37:08well then
00:37:09where is he?
00:37:11because
00:37:11I don't see him
00:37:12does anyone see him?
00:37:16no
00:37:17just like I thought
00:37:18telling lies
00:37:20just like mommy
00:37:21that puts you on the naughty list
00:37:24and let me show you what happens to naughty children
00:37:27hey
00:37:30mommy
00:37:31are you okay?
00:37:33see your hands
00:37:34oh my god
00:37:35I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up okay
00:37:37come on
00:37:38let's go
00:37:39what the hell's the matter with you?
00:37:43how dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:37:47let me go
00:37:48now why would I go and do a thing like that
00:37:51when I'm having such a good time
00:37:53let me go
00:37:54touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got
00:38:12so I'm finding the space shuttle for the second time
00:38:31and this guy passes out
00:38:33alright it's about that time
00:38:34so are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:38:37yeah
00:38:44yeah
00:38:44him
00:38:45hi
00:38:47just play along
00:38:48six
00:38:49five
00:38:51four
00:38:51three
00:38:52two
00:38:53one
00:38:54happy year
00:38:56you have a cute scar
00:39:19it's just my birthmark
00:39:21if you want me to stop
00:39:24tell me now
00:39:24I don't want you to stop
00:39:28I don't want you to stop
00:39:30you have a cute little girl
00:39:32I don't want you to stop
00:39:34you have a cute little girl
00:39:34I don't want you to stop
00:39:36you have a cute little girl
00:39:36I don't want you to stop
00:39:37you have a cute little girl
00:39:37I don't want you to stop
00:39:38you have a cute little girl
00:39:39I don't want you to stop
00:39:39you have a cute little girl
00:39:40I don't want you to stop
00:39:41you have a cute little girl
00:39:41I don't want you to stop
00:39:42you have a cute little girl
00:39:43I don't want you to stop
00:39:44you have a cute little girl
00:39:45I don't want you to stop
00:39:46you have a cute little girl
00:39:47I don't want you to stop
00:39:48you have a cute little girl
00:39:49I don't want you to stop
00:39:50you have a cute little girl
00:39:51I don't want you to stop
00:39:52you have a cute little girl
00:39:53I was so drunk last night.
00:40:02I can't remember who I was with.
00:40:07I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:40:15Happy New Year.
00:40:16Sam, it's me.
00:40:18Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:40:20I don't care how.
00:40:21Just do it.
00:40:23I will find you.
00:40:28Maximus, can you get married already?
00:40:32Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:40:35I need grandkids.
00:40:37I need you to...
00:40:37Message received, Mom.
00:40:39I need to go now.
00:40:40I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:40:50Seven years.
00:40:51Why can't I ever find you?
00:40:54And why do you still haunt me?
00:41:03Still thinking about that girl?
00:41:05Boss, it's been years.
00:41:07I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:41:12Your vest, sir.
00:41:14But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:41:16She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:41:18Blonde hair, red top.
00:41:20And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:41:22We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO,
00:41:24or she'll jack up the price.
00:41:26Good.
00:41:27Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:41:31Hi.
00:41:32One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:41:34And one hot chocolate.
00:41:35I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:41:40Now, Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:41:46Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:41:48It's just for Christmas.
00:41:49But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:41:52Where's my real one?
00:41:53I'll tell you when you're older.
00:42:02Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:42:12Daddy!
00:42:13Yo!
00:42:14What?
00:42:20Daddy!
00:42:21Yo!
00:42:22I'm sorry.
00:42:24I'm not your dad.
00:42:25No, I know you're my daddy.
00:42:27Just as handsome as I've had.
00:42:29Oh.
00:42:30Mommy, hurry!
00:42:31Your Christmas husband has arrived!
00:42:40I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:42:43He's gorgeous.
00:42:50Why does she feel so familiar?
00:42:54She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:42:55Blonde hair, red top.
00:42:57You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:42:59You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:43:00So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:43:02See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:43:05Hi, my name's Cybert.
00:43:06What's your name?
00:43:07Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:43:09Max, Aurelius.
00:43:11Eva, I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:43:16I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:43:19I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:43:22So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:43:30$1,000 an hour?
00:43:31Well, yeah.
00:43:33It's $500 a day.
00:43:35Is that enough?
00:43:36That's the most that I can pay you.
00:43:37Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:43:39That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:43:41You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:43:43Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:43:45Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:43:50And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:43:57So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:44:00Fine.
00:44:01But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:44:05Okay.
00:44:06Deal.
00:44:07Ready to go get married?
00:44:20Wow.
00:44:21Clean up nice.
00:44:22This is my wedding day, after all.
00:44:27Pictures.
00:44:28Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:44:45Okay, well, I think we got it.
00:45:06Ooh.
00:45:07I need some photos of us together, too.
00:45:09To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:45:13Yeah, of course.
00:45:24Happy holidays, Mom.
00:45:26From my family to you.
00:45:36Bad news, boss.
00:45:37The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:45:42Wait, she bailed?
00:45:43Then who is...
00:45:47Who is she?
00:45:49Whatever.
00:45:50It doesn't matter.
00:45:52I've got what I need.
00:45:55Sam, don't worry about it.
00:45:57I already found someone.
00:46:03Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:46:06Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:46:08Christmas shopping?
00:46:09I should come.
00:46:11Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan, I think I should
00:46:15have some say in the gifts.
00:46:17It will make it more believable.
00:46:22Fine.
00:46:23Yeah, fine.
00:46:24Okay.
00:46:25You can come.
00:46:26Let's go.
00:46:27Which mall are we going to?
00:46:28Um, let's go to that one.
00:46:29No, let's go to the bank.
00:46:30What the actual fuck?
00:46:31Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:46:32Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:46:47Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his god damn elaborate pranks again?
00:46:54Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:47:00She does kind of look like him.
00:47:05So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:47:10Here, let me get this.
00:47:13I'm gonna love you, Max.
00:47:16Also, I was thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice.
00:47:26In front of them.
00:47:28Okay.
00:47:29Should we use our tongues or?
00:47:31No, no, definitely not.
00:47:33And absolutely no.
00:47:34Sex?
00:47:35Yes.
00:47:36Strictly business.
00:47:38Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:47:42What?
00:47:43Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:47:45I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:47:52Let's go.
00:47:55Here.
00:47:56What are you doing?
00:48:01I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:48:05Well, I'm not your woman.
00:48:07And this isn't a real relationship.
00:48:08And I don't want your money.
00:48:10Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:48:1550% off pies.
00:48:16Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:48:18Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:48:19I hear this right?
00:48:20They're the best kind.
00:48:21Hurry up and go.
00:48:22Go.
00:48:23What are you standing here for?
00:48:24Hello there.
00:48:25Hi.
00:48:26You ready?
00:48:27Yes, yeah.
00:48:28Just these things.
00:48:29Okay, great.
00:48:30We have a holiday special today.
00:48:32Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:48:38Oh, great.
00:48:39Yeah.
00:48:40What do you have that's just $15?
00:48:41Well, can you get a move on?
00:48:43I just got here.
00:48:46Relax.
00:48:47Yeah, yeah.
00:48:50Here, this will do the trick.
00:48:52Okay, thank you.
00:48:55Hurry up and pay.
00:48:59I will pay when I'm ready.
00:49:00You can wait your turn.
00:49:07Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:49:13Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:49:14Not the pies.
00:49:15Not the pies.
00:49:16You can just set those on top.
00:49:23Hi, guys.
00:49:25I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:49:31Of course.
00:49:32Thank you so much.
00:49:33Of course.
00:49:34I hope you like pumpkin.
00:49:36She bought all 12 pies.
00:49:38Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:49:39Just to give it away.
00:49:40Yeah.
00:49:42Merry Christmas.
00:49:43Hi.
00:49:44Merry Christmas.
00:49:49What?
00:49:50You do that often?
00:49:52As often as I can.
00:49:57We should go.
00:49:58We gotta pick up paper.
00:50:03Watch out.
00:50:12You done feeling me up?
00:50:25Shut up.
00:50:26Oh, sorry.
00:50:27I was just in character, wifey.
00:50:28Yeah.
00:50:29Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:50:31And don't be late.
00:50:48Harrison Group?
00:50:49Do you do construction for them or something?
00:50:52Sorta.
00:50:53Not that I'm judging.
00:50:54I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:51:00Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:51:03I think that's respectable.
00:51:06Can we pick another company?
00:51:08No.
00:51:09Harrison Group is perfect.
00:51:10And they'll find it impressive.
00:51:11My cousin's husband works for them too.
00:51:13So, it's perfect.
00:51:19Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:51:22Don't worry.
00:51:23Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:51:24I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:51:29Too much.
00:51:50Let's go, Sam.
00:51:51It's time to check out the new HQ sub.
00:51:53Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:51:59It's my daughter's.
00:52:01Daughter's?
00:52:03Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:52:05Hey!
00:52:06There they are!
00:52:07Yay!
00:52:08Nice to make it!
00:52:09Aw.
00:52:10Dad.
00:52:11So glad you made it.
00:52:12Aw.
00:52:13I missed you.
00:52:14So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:52:15He's coming.
00:52:16Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:52:17Good, good, good, good.
00:52:18So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:52:19When's he arriving?
00:52:20Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:52:21Poor thing.
00:52:22Poor thing.
00:52:23Not surprising.
00:52:24I mean, she's 30.
00:52:25Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:52:26Oh.
00:52:27Oh.
00:52:28I'm so glad you made it.
00:52:29Dad.
00:52:30I'm so glad you made it.
00:52:31Aw.
00:52:32I missed you.
00:52:33So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:52:34He's coming.
00:52:35I'm so glad you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:52:36When's he arriving?
00:52:37Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:52:39Poor thing.
00:52:40Not surprising.
00:52:41I mean, she's 30.
00:52:42Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:52:43Oh, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:52:58This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:53:04Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:53:09We're only worried about you.
00:53:11All these years without a husband.
00:53:14Zip it, Pamela.
00:53:15You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:53:19And look what happened.
00:53:20She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:53:24I'm not alone.
00:53:25Mm-hmm.
00:53:26And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:53:31He's a manager.
00:53:33Manager?
00:53:34Manager?
00:53:35Of what?
00:53:36Trash?
00:53:37Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:53:42You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:53:45Actually, he's right here.
00:53:50Oh, wow.
00:53:52Wow.
00:53:53He is really good looking.
00:53:56Must be AI.
00:53:58Mm-hmm.
00:53:59Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:54:03Fake.
00:54:04That's enough.
00:54:05She's our daughter and your niece.
00:54:07Show some respect.
00:54:08Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:54:15Well, guess what?
00:54:16William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:54:19Makes $500,000 a year.
00:54:22That's half a million.
00:54:24Half a million.
00:54:25Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:54:29And speak of the devil.
00:54:32Willie, you made it.
00:54:47There you are.
00:54:48Oh, look at you now.
00:54:51Living the dream.
00:54:52Oh, just think, Eva.
00:54:54Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:55:00So married, huh?
00:55:02Is it serious?
00:55:04That's what marriage is.
00:55:06It's pretty serious.
00:55:07Wow.
00:55:08You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:55:11Makes sense, though.
00:55:12You not being a hot, young thing anymore.
00:55:15Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:55:18Ugh.
00:55:19A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:55:21Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:55:24That's right.
00:55:26Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:55:30Women love a man in red.
00:55:32Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:55:35Wanna sit on my lap?
00:55:37Don't touch me.
00:55:38Oh, so entitled.
00:55:40Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:55:44And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:55:48I mean, look at that car.
00:55:50Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:55:54Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:55:57Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:56:02I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:56:10My mom would never marry.
00:56:11She already has a husband.
00:56:12He's gonna kick your butt.
00:56:14Have a great job.
00:56:15I can't adjust the human예jle.
00:56:18Is that so?
00:56:19Well then...
00:56:20Where is he?
00:56:21Because...
00:56:22I don't see him!
00:56:23Does anyone see him?
00:56:24No.
00:56:25Just like I thought.
00:56:29Telling lies just like mommy.
00:56:31That puts you on the naughty list.
00:56:34list and let me show you what happens not in children hey mommy are you okay see your hands
00:56:45oh my god i'm gonna take her in and get her packed up okay come on let's go that was a
00:56:52matter with you how dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter let me go now why would
00:57:00i go and do a thing like that when i'm having such a good time let me go
00:57:05touch my wife again and i will snap every finger that you've got
00:57:30so i'm finding the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out all right it's about
00:57:45that time so are you kissing anybody at midnight
00:57:48yeah him hi
00:57:58just play along
00:57:59six five four three two one
00:58:05hey
00:58:06you have a cute scar it's just my birthmark
00:58:32if you want me to stop tell me now
00:58:35i don't want you to stop
00:58:39i don't want you to stop
00:58:43oh my gosh
00:58:45oh my gosh
00:58:50Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:59:13I can't remember who I was with.
00:59:15I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:59:26Happy New Year.
00:59:27Sam, it's me.
00:59:29Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:59:31I don't care how, just do it.
00:59:34I will find you.
00:59:39Maximus, can you get married already?
00:59:42Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:59:46I need grandkids.
00:59:48I need you to...
00:59:48Message received, Mom.
00:59:50I need to go now.
00:59:51I have to inspect the new headquarters.
01:00:01Seven years.
01:00:03Why can't I ever find you?
01:00:05And why do you still haunt me?
01:00:06Still thinking about that girl?
01:00:16Boss, it's been years.
01:00:21I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
01:00:23Your vest, sir.
01:00:25But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
01:00:27She's waiting in the coffee shop.
01:00:29Blonde hair, red top.
01:00:31And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
01:00:33We can't have her know you, the Harrison Group CEO, or she'll jack up the price.
01:00:37Good.
01:00:38Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
01:00:42Hi.
01:00:43One iced vanilla latte, please.
01:00:45And one hot chocolate.
01:00:48I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
01:00:51Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
01:00:57Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
01:00:59It's just for Christmas.
01:01:00But, Mommy, why do we have to rent in Daddy?
01:01:03Where's my real one?
01:01:11I'll tell you when you're older.
01:01:13Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
01:01:23Daddy!
01:01:24No!
01:01:25What?
01:01:25What?
01:01:30I'm sorry.
01:01:35I'm not your dad.
01:01:36No, I know you're my daddy.
01:01:38Just as handsome as I have to.
01:01:40Oh.
01:01:41Mommy, hurry.
01:01:42Your fake Christmas husband has arrived.
01:01:51I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
01:01:54He's gorgeous.
01:01:55Why does it feel so familiar?
01:02:03Why does she feel so familiar here?
01:02:05She's waiting in the coffee shop.
01:02:06Blonde hair, red top.
01:02:08You must be my new Christmas husband.
01:02:11So, you're my new Christmas wife.
01:02:13See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
01:02:16Hi, my name's Hyper.
01:02:17What's your name?
01:02:19Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
01:02:21Max.
01:02:22Aurelius.
01:02:22Eva, I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
01:02:28I just need a wife for the holidays.
01:02:31I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
01:02:35So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
01:02:41$1,000 an hour?
01:02:42Well, yeah.
01:02:44It's $500 a day.
01:02:46Is that enough?
01:02:47That's the most that I can pay you.
01:02:49Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
01:02:50That's what I agreed with the agency.
01:02:53You'll make your thousands over the week.
01:02:55Look, my requirements are simple.
01:02:57Okay, play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
01:03:00and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
01:03:02And then my family will get off my back,
01:03:04so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
01:03:09So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
01:03:12Fine.
01:03:13But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
01:03:15Okay, deal.
01:03:22Ready to go get married?
01:03:36Wow.
01:03:37Clean up nice.
01:03:39It is my wedding day, after all.
01:03:41Pictures!
01:03:41Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
01:03:53Okay, well, I think we got it.
01:04:18Ooh, I need some photos of us together, too,
01:04:20to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
01:04:23and have a happy family.
01:04:25Yeah, of course.
01:04:36Happy holidays, Mom.
01:04:38From my family to you.
01:04:48Bad news, boss.
01:04:49The agency said that the girl that they recruited
01:04:51to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
01:04:53Wait, she bailed?
01:04:55Then who is...
01:04:57Who is she?
01:05:00Whatever.
01:05:01It doesn't matter.
01:05:03I've got what I need.
01:05:07Sam, don't worry about it.
01:05:08I already found someone.
01:05:09Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
01:05:18Christmas shopping waits for no one.
01:05:20Christmas shopping?
01:05:21I should come.
01:05:23Look, if you want me to be the husband
01:05:24in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
01:05:26I think I should have some say in the gifts.
01:05:29It will make it more believable.
01:05:30Fine.
01:05:34Yeah, fine.
01:05:35Okay.
01:05:36You can come.
01:05:44Let's go.
01:05:45Which mall are we going to?
01:05:47Um, let's go to that one.
01:05:48No, let's go to the bank.
01:05:49What the actual fuck?
01:06:00Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
01:06:03of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
01:06:06Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
01:06:12She does kind of look like him.
01:06:17So when we give these gifts to my parents,
01:06:19we will say they're from you.
01:06:22Jeez.
01:06:22Here, let me get this.
01:06:25I'm going to love you, Max.
01:06:28Also, I was thinking that since we're married,
01:06:33we should probably kiss once or twice
01:06:37in front of them.
01:06:39Okay.
01:06:40Should we use our tongues or?
01:06:42No, no, definitely not.
01:06:44And absolutely no.
01:06:45Sex?
01:06:46Yes.
01:06:47It's strictly business.
01:06:50Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
01:06:54What?
01:06:55Afraid you'll fall for me?
01:06:58I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
01:07:00getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
01:07:04Let's go.
01:07:11Here.
01:07:11What are you doing?
01:07:13I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
01:07:17Well, I'm not your woman,
01:07:18and this isn't a real relationship,
01:07:20and I don't want your money.
01:07:23Attention shoppers,
01:07:24all bakery items are now 50% off.
01:07:2650% off pies?
01:07:28Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
01:07:3012 pumpkin pies.
01:07:31Did I hear this right?
01:07:31They're the best kind.
01:07:33Hurry up and go.
01:07:34Go.
01:07:34What are you standing here for?
01:07:35Hello there.
01:07:38Hi.
01:07:39You ready?
01:07:39Yes, yeah, just these things.
01:07:41Okay, great.
01:07:42We have a holiday special today.
01:07:44Spend $500, get 10% off,
01:07:47and you are just short $15
01:07:48if you want to take advantage of the deal.
01:07:50Oh, great.
01:07:51Yeah, what do you have that's just $15?
01:07:53Can you get a move on?
01:07:55I just got here.
01:07:57Relax.
01:07:58Yeah, yeah.
01:08:02Here, this will do the trick.
01:08:03Okay, thank you.
01:08:06Hurry up and pay.
01:08:10I will pay when I'm ready.
01:08:12You can wait your turn.
01:08:18Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
01:08:26Oh, wait, wait, wait.
01:08:26Not the pies, not the pies.
01:08:28You can just set those on top.
01:08:33Hi, guys.
01:08:36I'm going to hand you all these pies.
01:08:42Of course.
01:08:43Thank you so much.
01:08:45Of course.
01:08:45I hope you like pumpkin.
01:08:48She bought all 12 pies.
01:08:49Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
01:08:51Just to give it away.
01:08:52Yeah.
01:08:54Merry Christmas.
01:08:54Merry Christmas.
01:08:56What?
01:09:01You do that often?
01:09:03As often as I can.
01:09:09We should go.
01:09:10We got to pick up paper.
01:09:14Watch out.
01:09:15You done feeling me up?
01:09:37Shut up.
01:09:37Oh, sorry.
01:09:38I was just in character, wifey.
01:09:40Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
01:09:42And don't be late.
01:09:59Harrison Group?
01:10:01Do you do construction for them or something?
01:10:04Sort of.
01:10:05Not that I'm judging.
01:10:06I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
01:10:10Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
01:10:15I think that's respectable.
01:10:17Can we pick another company?
01:10:19No.
01:10:20Harrison Group is perfect.
01:10:22And they'll find it impressive.
01:10:23My cousin's husband works for them, too.
01:10:25So, it's perfect.
01:10:30Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
01:10:34Don't worry.
01:10:35Okay, I clean up nicely.
01:10:36I wouldn't embarrass you.
01:10:38Too much.
01:11:01Let's go, Sam.
01:11:02It's time to check out the new HQ site.
01:11:05Well, Don, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
01:11:10It's my daughter's.
01:11:12Daughter's?
01:11:14Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
01:11:17Hey, there they are!
01:11:32Yay!
01:11:33Nice to meet you!
01:11:35Aw.
01:11:36Dad.
01:11:37So glad you made it.
01:11:38Aw.
01:11:38I missed you.
01:11:40So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
01:11:44He's coming.
01:11:45Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
01:11:47Good, good, good.
01:11:50So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
01:11:53When's he arriving?
01:11:55Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
01:11:59Poor thing.
01:12:00Not surprising.
01:12:01I mean, she's 30.
01:12:03Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
01:12:06Oh, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
01:12:12This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
01:12:16Auntie Pamela?
01:12:17Debbie?
01:12:18My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
01:12:21We're only worried about you.
01:12:23All these years without a husband.
01:12:26Zip it, Pamela.
01:12:27You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
01:12:31And look what happened.
01:12:32She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
01:12:36I'm not alone.
01:12:37Mm-hmm.
01:12:38And what does this mysterious husband do?
01:12:44He's a manager.
01:12:46Manager?
01:12:47Of what?
01:12:48Trash.
01:12:50Probably a cover for criminal activity.
01:12:54You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
01:12:56Actually, he's right here.
01:13:02Oh, wow.
01:13:05Wow.
01:13:06He is really good looking.
01:13:08Ah, must be AI.
01:13:10Mm-hmm.
01:13:11Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
01:13:14Fake.
01:13:15That's enough.
01:13:16She's our daughter and your niece.
01:13:18Show some respect.
01:13:20Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William,
01:13:24and you turned him down?
01:13:27Well, guess what?
01:13:28William works for the Harrison Group now.
01:13:31Makes 500 grand a year.
01:13:34That's half a million.
01:13:36Half a million.
01:13:37Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
01:13:41And speak of the devil.
01:13:43Oh, Willie, you made it.
01:13:58There you are.
01:14:00Oh, look at you now.
01:14:02Living the dream.
01:14:03Oh, just think, Eva.
01:14:06Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
01:14:12So married, huh?
01:14:13Is it serious?
01:14:16That's what marriage is.
01:14:17It's pretty serious.
01:14:19Wow.
01:14:20You must have rushed the tithing out, huh?
01:14:23Makes sense, though.
01:14:24You not being a hot young thing anymore.
01:14:27Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
01:14:30A bullet dodged, Willie.
01:14:32Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
01:14:36That's right.
01:14:37Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
01:14:42Women love a man in red.
01:14:44Sexy, like Santa Claus.
01:14:46Want to sit on my lap?
01:14:48Don't touch me.
01:14:49Oh, so entitled.
01:14:52Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
01:14:56And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
01:15:00I mean, look at that car.
01:15:02Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
01:15:06Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
01:15:09Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
01:15:14I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
01:15:19My mom would never marry.
01:15:23She already has a husband.
01:15:24He's going to kick your butt.
01:15:29Is that so?
01:15:31Well, then, where is he?
01:15:33Because I don't see him.
01:15:35Does anyone see him?
01:15:38Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like mommy.
01:15:43That puts you on the naughty list.
01:15:47And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
01:15:52Hey.
01:15:53Mommy.
01:15:54It's fine.
01:15:54Are you okay?
01:15:55I see your hands.
01:15:56Oh, my God.
01:15:58I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
01:16:00Come on, now.
01:16:01Let's go.
01:16:03What the hell's the matter with you?
01:16:05How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
01:16:09Let me go.
01:16:10Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
01:16:16Let me go.
01:16:16Let me go.
01:16:16Let me go.
01:16:17Let me go.
01:16:31Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:46So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
01:16:55All right, it's about that time.
01:16:57So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
01:17:06Yeah, him.
01:17:08Hi!
01:17:09Just play him on.
01:17:11Six, five, four, three, two, one!
01:17:16I hate you!
01:17:40You have a cute scar.
01:17:42It's just my birthmark.
01:17:45If you want me to stop, tell me now.
01:17:46I don't want you to stop.
01:17:50I don't want you to stop.
01:17:54I don't want you to stop.
01:17:56I don't want you to stop.
01:17:59I don't want you to stop.
01:18:01I don't want you to stop.
01:18:07I don't want you to stop.
01:18:10I don't want you to stop.
01:18:12I don't want you to stop.
01:18:16I don't want you to stop.
01:18:18I don't want you to stop.
01:18:22I don't want you to stop.
01:18:23I don't want you to stop.
01:18:25I don't want you to stop.
01:18:26I don't want you to stop.
01:18:29I don't want you to stop.
01:18:29I don't want you to stop.
01:18:31Next time, I'll wait until последнееAPI
01:18:32I don't want you to stop me after that.
01:18:33I must return this to her so I can see her again.
01:18:37Happy New Year.
01:18:38Sam, it's me.
01:18:39Hey, find me the girl from last night.
01:18:42I don't care how. Just do it.
01:18:44I will find you.
01:18:50Maximus, can't you get married already?
01:18:54Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
01:18:57I need grandkids. I need you to...
01:18:59Message received, Mom.
01:19:01I need to go now. I have to inspect the new headquarters.
01:19:03Seven years.
01:19:13Why can't I ever find you?
01:19:16And why do you still haunt me?
01:19:25Still thinking about that girl?
01:19:27Boss, it's been years.
01:19:32I'm ready to go to the inspection.
01:19:34Your vest, sir.
01:19:36But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
01:19:38She's waiting in the coffee shop.
01:19:40Blonde hair, red top.
01:19:42And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
01:19:44We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO
01:19:46or she'll jack up the price.
01:19:48Good. Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
01:19:53Hi.
01:19:54One iced vanilla latte, please.
01:19:56And one hot chocolate.
01:19:59I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
01:20:02Now, Auntie Devin and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
01:20:08Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
01:20:10It's just for Christmas.
01:20:11But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
01:20:14Where's my real one?
01:20:15I'll tell you when you're older.
01:20:24Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
01:20:25Daddy!
01:20:35No!
01:20:36What?
01:20:42Daddy!
01:20:43No!
01:20:44I'm sorry.
01:20:46I'm not your dad.
01:20:47No, I know you're my daddy.
01:20:49Just as handsome as I...
01:20:50Mommy, hurry, your Christmas husband has arrived.
01:21:02I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
01:21:05He's gorgeous.
01:21:06Why does she feel so familiar?
01:21:14She's waiting in the coffee shop.
01:21:17Blonde hair, red top.
01:21:19You must be my new Christmas husband.
01:21:22So, you're my new Christmas wife?
01:21:24See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
01:21:27Hi, my name's Hyper.
01:21:28What's your name?
01:21:30Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
01:21:32Max, Aurelius.
01:21:33Eva, I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
01:21:39I just need a wife for the holidays.
01:21:42I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
01:21:46So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
01:21:52$1,000 an hour?
01:21:53Well, yeah.
01:21:55It's $500 a day.
01:21:57Is that enough?
01:21:58That's the most that I can pay you.
01:22:00Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
01:22:02That's what I agreed with the agency.
01:22:04You'll make your thousands over the week.
01:22:06Look, my requirements are simple.
01:22:08Okay, play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
01:22:11and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
01:22:13And then my family will get off my back,
01:22:15so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
01:22:20So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
01:22:23Fine.
01:22:24But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
01:22:28Okay.
01:22:29Deal.
01:22:30Deal.
01:22:30Ready to go get married?
01:22:47Wow.
01:22:48Clean up nice.
01:22:50This is my wedding day, after all.
01:22:52Pictures.
01:22:52Pictures.
01:22:53Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
01:23:04You're supposed to look like you're in love.
01:23:04I think we got it.
01:23:28Oh, I need some photos of us together, too,
01:23:31to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
01:23:34and have a happy family.
01:23:36Yeah.
01:23:36Of course.
01:23:37Happy holidays, Mom.
01:23:49From my family to you.
01:23:59Bad news, boss.
01:24:00The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
01:24:03failed last minute.
01:24:04Wait, she bailed?
01:24:05And who is?
01:24:09Who is she?
01:24:11Whatever.
01:24:13It doesn't matter.
01:24:14I've got what I need.
01:24:18Sam, don't worry about it.
01:24:19I already found someone.
01:24:25Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
01:24:29Christmas shopping waits for no one.
01:24:30Christmas shopping?
01:24:32I should come.
01:24:33Look, if you want me to be the husband
01:24:35in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
01:24:37I think I should have some say in the gifts.
01:24:40We'll make it more believable.
01:24:44Fine.
01:24:45Yeah, fine.
01:24:46Okay.
01:24:47You can come.
01:24:47Let's go.
01:24:56Which mall are we going to?
01:24:57Um, let's go to that one.
01:24:59No, let's go to the bank.
01:25:00Oh, what the actual fuck?
01:25:11Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
01:25:17Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
01:25:20She does kind of look like him.
01:25:28So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
01:25:33Here, let me get this.
01:25:34They're going to love you, Max.
01:25:39Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
01:25:50Okay.
01:25:51Should we use our tongues or?
01:25:53No, no, definitely not.
01:25:55And absolutely no.
01:25:56Sex?
01:25:57Yes.
01:25:58It's strictly business.
01:26:01Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
01:26:05What?
01:26:06Afraid you'll fall for me?
01:26:09I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
01:26:15Let's go.
01:26:22Here.
01:26:23What are you doing?
01:26:24I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
01:26:28I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
01:26:32You