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00:00:07So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:11All right, it's about that time.
00:00:13So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:15Uh, yeah, him.
00:00:24Hi!
00:00:25Just pay him on.
00:00:26Six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:00:32Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:00:56You have a cute scar.
00:00:58It's just my birthmark.
00:01:00Do you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:05I don't want you to stop.
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:10I don't want you to stop.
00:01:37I was so drunk last night.
00:01:40I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:45I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:53Happy New Year.
00:01:54Sam, it's me.
00:01:55Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:58I don't care how.
00:01:59Just do it.
00:02:00I will find you.
00:02:07Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:09Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:13I need grandkids.
00:02:14I need you to...
00:02:15Message received, Mom.
00:02:16I need to go now.
00:02:17I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:28Seven years.
00:02:29Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:31And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:41Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:42Boss, it's been years.
00:02:48I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:50Your vest, sir.
00:02:52But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:54She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:56Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:57And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:00We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO
00:03:02or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:03Good.
00:03:04Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:09Hi.
00:03:10One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:12And one hot chocolate.
00:03:15I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:18Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela
00:03:20can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:23Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:25It's just for Christmas.
00:03:27But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:30Where's my real one?
00:03:33Uh...
00:03:38I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:40Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:50Daddy!
00:03:51No!
00:03:52What?
00:03:58Daddy!
00:03:59No!
00:04:00I'm sorry.
00:04:02I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:04Just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:08Mommy, hurry!
00:04:09Your Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:38So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max.
00:04:49Aurelius.
00:04:50Eva.
00:04:51I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:02So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16What, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:22Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big
00:05:28happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:36So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Oh, clean up nice.
00:06:05This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:16Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:42I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:47To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:51Yeah.
00:06:52Of course.
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:05From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:16The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:20Wait, she bailed?
00:07:21Then who is...
00:07:25Who is she?
00:07:27Whatever.
00:07:28It doesn't matter.
00:07:30I've got what I need.
00:07:33Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:35I already found someone.
00:07:41Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:45Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:46Christmas shopping?
00:07:48I should come.
00:07:50Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan, I think I
00:07:54should
00:07:54have some say in the gifts.
00:07:56We'll make it more believable.
00:08:00Fine.
00:08:01Yeah, fine.
00:08:02Okay.
00:08:03You can come.
00:08:11Let's go.
00:08:12Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:15No, let's go to the bank.
00:08:21What the actual fuck?
00:08:28Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:33Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:39She does kind of look like him.
00:08:44So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:49Here, let me get this.
00:08:52I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:54Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:04in front of them.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:07Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:09No, no, definitely not.
00:09:11And absolutely no.
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:15Strictly business.
00:09:17Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:20What?
00:09:22Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:25I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:31Let's go.
00:09:38Here.
00:09:39What are you doing?
00:09:40I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:43Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:50Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5350% off pies?
00:09:55Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5612 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind.
00:10:00Hurry up and go.
00:10:01Go.
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:04Hello there.
00:10:05Hi.
00:10:06You ready?
00:10:06Yes.
00:10:06Yeah, just these things.
00:10:07Okay, great.
00:10:09We have a holiday special today.
00:10:11Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the
00:10:16deal.
00:10:17Oh, great.
00:10:18Yeah, what do you have that's just $15?
00:10:20Can you get a move on?
00:10:22I just got here.
00:10:24Relax.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:28Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:30Okay, thank you.
00:10:33Hurry up and pay.
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:39You can wait your turn.
00:10:45Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:52Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:53Not the pies, not the pies.
00:10:55You can just set those on top.
00:11:01Hi, guys.
00:11:03I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:09Of course.
00:11:10Thank you so much.
00:11:11Of course.
00:11:12I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:14She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:16Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:18Just to give it away.
00:11:21Merry Christmas.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:27What?
00:11:28Do you do that often?
00:11:30As often as I can.
00:11:36We should go.
00:11:37We got to pick up paper.
00:11:41Watch out.
00:12:00You done feeling me up?
00:12:03Shut up.
00:12:04Oh, sorry.
00:12:05I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:07Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:14And don't be late.
00:12:26Harrison Group?
00:12:28Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:31Sort of.
00:12:32Not that I'm judging.
00:12:33I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:38Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:42I think that's respectable.
00:12:44Can we pick another company?
00:12:46No.
00:12:47Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:49And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:50My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:52So, it's perfect.
00:12:57Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:01Don't worry.
00:13:02Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:03I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:07Too much.
00:13:28Let's go, Sam.
00:13:29It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:32Well, Don, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:37It's my daughter's.
00:13:39Daughter's.
00:13:40Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:57Hey, there they are.
00:14:00Hey, nice to make it.
00:14:02Oh, Dad.
00:14:04I'm so glad you made it.
00:14:05Oh, I missed you.
00:14:06So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:11He's coming.
00:14:12Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:14Good, good, good.
00:14:16So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:20When's he arriving?
00:14:22Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:26Poor thing.
00:14:27Not surprising.
00:14:28I mean, she's 30.
00:14:29Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:33Oh, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:39This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:43Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:48We're only worried about you.
00:14:50All these years without a husband.
00:14:52Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:54You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:57And look what happened.
00:14:58She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:03I'm not alone.
00:15:04Mm-hmm.
00:15:05And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:10He's a manager.
00:15:13Manager of what?
00:15:15Trash.
00:15:17Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:21You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:25Actually, he's right here.
00:15:29Oh, wow.
00:15:31Wow.
00:15:32He is really good looking.
00:15:35Oh, must be AI.
00:15:37Mm-hmm.
00:15:38Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:41Fake.
00:15:42That's enough.
00:15:43She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:45Show some respect.
00:15:46Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned
00:15:52him down?
00:15:53Well, guess what?
00:15:55William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:57Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:01That's half a million.
00:16:03Half a million.
00:16:04Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:07And speak of the devil.
00:16:12Willie, you made it.
00:16:24There you are.
00:16:26Oh, look at you now, living the dream.
00:16:31Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:33Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal
00:16:37waste manager.
00:16:38So married, huh?
00:16:40Is it serious?
00:16:43That's what marriage is.
00:16:44It's pretty serious.
00:16:46Wow.
00:16:47You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:50Makes sense, though.
00:16:51You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:54Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:56A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:16:59Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:03That's right.
00:17:04Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:08Women love a man in red.
00:17:10Dead, sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:13When I sit on my lap.
00:17:15Don't touch me.
00:17:16Oh, so entitled.
00:17:19Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:23And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:27I mean, look at that car.
00:17:29Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:32Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:36Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:40I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:48My mom would never marry.
00:17:49She already has a husband.
00:17:51He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:56Is that so?
00:17:57Well, then, where is he?
00:17:59Because I don't see him.
00:18:01Does anyone see him?
00:18:05No.
00:18:06Just like I thought.
00:18:08Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:10That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:13And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:19Hey, Mommy.
00:18:20Hi.
00:18:21Are you okay?
00:18:22I see your hands.
00:18:23Oh, my God.
00:18:25I'm going to take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:27Come on, now.
00:18:27Let's go.
00:18:29What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:32How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:36Let me go.
00:18:37Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:43Let me go.
00:18:57Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:18So, I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:19:22All right, it's about that time.
00:19:24So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:19:33Yeah, him.
00:19:35Hi.
00:19:36Just play along.
00:19:37Six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:19:43Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:07You have a cute scar.
00:20:09It's just my birthmark.
00:20:11Do you want me to stop, Timmy, now?
00:20:16I don't want you to stop.
00:20:17It's just my life.
00:20:21I don't want you to stop.
00:20:48I was so drunk last night
00:20:50I can't remember who I was with
00:20:56I must return this to her so I can see her again
00:21:04Happy New Year
00:21:05Sam, it's me
00:21:06Hey, find me the girl from last night
00:21:09I don't care how, just do it
00:21:11I will find you
00:21:18Maximus, can you get married already?
00:21:21Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend
00:21:23I need grandkids
00:21:25I need you to...
00:21:26Message received, Mom
00:21:27I need to go now
00:21:29I have to inspect the new headquarters
00:21:39Seven years
00:21:40Why can't I ever find you?
00:21:42And why do you still haunt me?
00:21:52Still thinking about that girl?
00:21:54Boss, it's been years
00:21:59I'm ready to go to the inspection now
00:22:00Your vest, sir
00:22:03But first, we found your fake Christmas wife
00:22:05She's waiting in the coffee shop
00:22:06Blonde hair, red top
00:22:08And sir, make sure you use an alias
00:22:11We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO
00:22:13Or she'll jack up the price
00:22:14Good
00:22:15Finally, I can get my mother off my back
00:22:20Hi
00:22:21One iced vanilla latte, please
00:22:23And one hot chocolate
00:22:26I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy
00:22:29Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore
00:22:35Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend
00:22:36And it's just for Christmas
00:22:38But Mommy, why do we have to rent, Daddy?
00:22:41Where's my real one?
00:22:43Uh
00:22:49I'll tell you when you're older
00:22:51Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:23:01Daddy!
00:23:02Oh!
00:23:02What?
00:23:09Daddy!
00:23:10No!
00:23:11I'm sorry
00:23:12I'm not your dad
00:23:14No, I know you're my daddy
00:23:15Just as handsome as I thought
00:23:17Oh
00:23:18Mommy, hurry
00:23:19Your fake Christmas husband has arrived
00:23:29I asked the agency for an average looking guy
00:23:32He's gorgeous
00:23:39Why does she feel so familiar?
00:23:43She's waving in the coffee shop
00:23:44Blonde hair, red top
00:23:45You must be my new Christmas husband
00:23:48So, you're my new Christmas wife
00:23:51See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:23:54Hi, my name's Hyper, what's your name?
00:23:56Sam didn't say anything about a kid
00:23:58Max, Aurelius
00:24:00Eva
00:24:01I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
00:24:06I just need a wife
00:24:07I just need a wife for the holidays
00:24:09I guess mom gets her grandkid too
00:24:13So, per our agreement
00:24:14The rate is $1,000 per hour
00:24:17And
00:24:18$1,000 an hour?
00:24:20Well, yeah
00:24:22It's $500 a day
00:24:23Is that enough?
00:24:25That's the most that I can pay you
00:24:27Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:24:29That's what I agreed with the agency
00:24:31You'll make your thousands over the week
00:24:32Look, my requirements are simple
00:24:34Okay, play my pretend husband
00:24:36Come with me to my hometown
00:24:37And we all pretend to be one big happy family
00:24:40And then my family will get off my back
00:24:42So, Piper can have a good Christmas for once
00:24:47So, she's getting pressure from her folks too
00:24:49Fine
00:24:51But you have to help me get my mom off my case too
00:24:55Okay
00:24:56Deal
00:24:59Ready to go get married?
00:25:14Wow
00:25:15Clean up nice
00:25:16This is my wedding day after all
00:25:19Pictures
00:25:27Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love
00:25:51Touching
00:25:52Okay
00:25:54Well, I think we got it
00:25:55Oh
00:25:56I need some photos of us together too
00:25:59To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:26:01And have a happy family
00:26:02Yeah
00:26:03Of course
00:26:14Happy holidays, Mom
00:26:16From my family to you
00:26:25Bad news, boss
00:26:27The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:26:30Bailed last minute
00:26:31Wait, she bailed?
00:26:32Then who is
00:26:36Who is she?
00:26:38Whatever
00:26:39It doesn't matter
00:26:41I've got what I need
00:26:44Sam, don't worry about it
00:26:46I already found someone
00:26:52Okay, well
00:26:54I think it's time for us to go
00:26:55Christmas shopping waits for no one
00:26:57Christmas shopping?
00:26:59I should come
00:27:01Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan
00:27:04I think I should have some say in the gifts
00:27:07It will make it more believable
00:27:11Fine
00:27:12Yeah, fine
00:27:13Okay
00:27:14You can come
00:27:22Let's go
00:27:22Which mall are we going to?
00:27:24Um, let's go to that one
00:27:26Oh, let's go to the bank
00:27:31Oh, what the actual fuck
00:27:38Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:27:43Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
00:27:50She does kind of look like him
00:27:55So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you
00:28:00Here, let me get this
00:28:03I'm going to love you, Max
00:28:05Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of
00:28:16them
00:28:17Okay
00:28:18Should we use our tongues or
00:28:20No, no, definitely not
00:28:22And absolutely no
00:28:23Sex?
00:28:24Yes
00:28:26Strictly business
00:28:28Anything physical outside of that does not have any
00:28:31What?
00:28:33Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:28:36I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas
00:28:42Let's go
00:28:49Here
00:28:50What are you doing?
00:28:51I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:28:54Well, I'm not your woman
00:28:56And this isn't a real relationship
00:28:58And I don't want your money
00:29:01Attention shoppers
00:29:02All bakery items are now 50% off
00:29:0450% off pies?
00:29:06Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:29:0712 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:29:09They're the best kind
00:29:11Hurry up and go
00:29:11Go, what are you standing here for?
00:29:15Hello there
00:29:16Hi
00:29:16You ready?
00:29:17Yes, yeah, just these things
00:29:18Okay, great
00:29:20We have a holiday special today
00:29:21Spend $500, get 10% off
00:29:24And you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:29:27Oh, great, yeah
00:29:29What do you have that's just $15?
00:29:31Will you get a move on?
00:29:33I just got here, relax
00:29:36Yeah, yeah
00:29:39Here, this will do the trick
00:29:41Okay, thank you
00:29:44Hurry up and pay
00:29:48I will pay when I'm ready
00:29:49You can wait your turn
00:29:55Thank you
00:29:56Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her
00:30:00Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies
00:30:05Not the pies
00:30:06You can just set those on top
00:30:12Hi guys
00:30:14I'm gonna hand you all these pies
00:30:19Of course
00:30:21Thank you so much
00:30:22Of course, I hope you like pumpkin
00:30:24Thank you
00:30:25She bought all 12 pies
00:30:27Don't worry, I have enough for everybody
00:30:28Just to give it away
00:30:30Yeah
00:30:30Thank you
00:30:31Merry Christmas
00:30:37What?
00:30:39You do that often?
00:30:41As often as I can
00:30:47We should go
00:30:47We gotta pick up paper
00:30:52Sit, watch out
00:31:11You done feeling me up?
00:31:14Shut up
00:31:15Oh, sorry
00:31:16I was just in character, wifey
00:31:17We'll stay out of character
00:31:19Until Christmas
00:31:25And don't be late
00:31:37Harrison Group?
00:31:39Do you do construction for them or something?
00:31:42Sort of
00:31:43Not that I'm judging
00:31:44I just need to get my story straight
00:31:47Or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:31:49Why don't we say that you do mid-level management
00:31:51For Harrison Group?
00:31:53I think that's respectable
00:31:55Can we pick another company?
00:31:57No
00:31:58Harrison Group is perfect
00:31:59And they'll find it impressive
00:32:01My cousin's husband works for them too
00:32:02So
00:32:03It's perfect
00:32:08Oh, and uh
00:32:09Wear something nice
00:32:11For Christmas dinner
00:32:11Don't worry
00:32:12Okay, I clean up nicely
00:32:14I wouldn't embarrass you
00:32:18Too much
00:32:39Let's go, Sam
00:32:40It's time to check out the new HQ side
00:32:43Well, Don, you're covered in water
00:32:44And you have a hair on your shoulder
00:32:45And it's not yours
00:32:48It's my daughter's
00:32:50Daughter's?
00:32:51Give me a DNA test
00:32:53For that little girl that he's with
00:33:08Hey, there they are
00:33:10Hey, there they are
00:33:12Nice to meet you
00:33:12Nice to meet you
00:33:13Oh
00:33:13Dad
00:33:14So glad you made it
00:33:16Oh
00:33:16I missed you
00:33:17So
00:33:18Where's this mysterious husband
00:33:21We heard all about?
00:33:22He's coming
00:33:22Please don't tell me Maximus bailed
00:33:25Good, good, good
00:33:27So
00:33:28Heard you got a new hubby, sweetie
00:33:31When's he arriving?
00:33:33Oh, it's probably just some story
00:33:35She cooked up to stop people talking
00:33:37Poor thing
00:33:38Not surprising
00:33:39I mean, she's 30
00:33:40Once a woman hits that age
00:33:42You become undateable
00:33:44Plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps
00:33:50This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas
00:33:53Auntie Pamela
00:33:55Debbie
00:33:55My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern
00:33:59We're only worried about you
00:34:01All these years without a husband
00:34:03Zip it, Pamela
00:34:05You know, you always spoiled her rotten
00:34:08And look what happened
00:34:09She got knocked up out of wedlock
00:34:12Raising a kid all alone
00:34:13I'm not alone
00:34:14Mm-hmm
00:34:16And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:34:21He's a manager
00:34:22Manager
00:34:24Of what?
00:34:26Trash
00:34:28Probably a cover for criminal activity
00:34:32You don't have to lie to us, Eva
00:34:34Actually
00:34:37He's right here
00:34:40Oh, wow
00:34:41Wow
00:34:43He is really good looking
00:34:45Ah, must be AI
00:34:48Mm-hmm
00:34:49Congratulations, Eva
00:34:50On your Photoshop skills
00:34:52Fake
00:34:52That's enough
00:34:53She's our daughter
00:34:54And your niece
00:34:56Show some respect
00:34:57Remember last year
00:34:59When I introduced you
00:35:00To my husband's nephew, William
00:35:02And you turned him down
00:35:04Well, guess what?
00:35:06William works for the Harrison Group now
00:35:08Makes 500 grand a year
00:35:11That's half a million
00:35:13Half a million
00:35:15Girls are lining up for him
00:35:17All the way to New York
00:35:18And speak of the devil
00:35:24Willie, you made it
00:35:36There you are
00:35:37Oh, look at you now
00:35:40Living the dream
00:35:41Oh, just think, Eva
00:35:43Well, you could be driving around in a car like that
00:35:46Had you not married that criminal waste manager
00:35:49So married, huh?
00:35:51Is it serious?
00:35:54That's what marriage is
00:35:55It's pretty serious
00:35:57Wow
00:35:57You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:36:01Makes sense, though
00:36:01You not being a hot young thing anymore
00:36:05Dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:36:07Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie
00:36:10Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder
00:36:14That's right
00:36:15Just bought this brand new suit
00:36:17Oh, my Christmas bonus
00:36:19Women love a man in red
00:36:21Sexy, like Santa Claus
00:36:24Wanna sit on my lap?
00:36:26Don't touch me
00:36:27Oh, so entitled
00:36:29Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste
00:36:33And yet, for some reason
00:36:35He's willing to overlook your baggage
00:36:38I mean, look at that car
00:36:40Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:36:43Think of the life I can give you and Piper
00:36:45With all my Harrison Group money
00:36:47Ditch your nobody husband
00:36:49And marry me instead
00:36:51I wouldn't marry you
00:36:53If you were the last man on Earth
00:36:59My mom would never marry
00:37:00She already has a husband
00:37:01And he's gonna kick your butt
00:37:07Is that so?
00:37:08Well then, where is he?
00:37:11Because I don't see him
00:37:12Does anyone see him?
00:37:17Now, just like I thought
00:37:19Telling lies just like Mommy
00:37:22That puts you on the naughty list
00:37:24And let me show you what happens to naughty children
00:37:30Hey, Mommy
00:37:31Hi
00:37:32Are you okay?
00:37:33I see your hands
00:37:34Oh, my God
00:37:35I'm gonna take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:37:38Come on, then
00:37:38Let's go
00:37:40What the hell's the matter with you?
00:37:43How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:37:47Let me go
00:37:48Now, why would I go and do a thing like that
00:37:51When I'm having such a good time?
00:37:53Let me go
00:38:08Touch my wife again
00:38:10And I will snap every finger that you've got
00:38:29So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time
00:38:31And this guy passes out
00:38:33Alright, it's about that time
00:38:35So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:38:37Uh, uh
00:38:43Yeah, him
00:38:45Hi
00:38:47Just by your mom
00:38:48Six
00:38:49Five
00:38:50Four
00:38:51Three
00:38:52Two
00:38:53One
00:38:54Hey
00:39:18You have a cute scar
00:39:20It's just my birthmark
00:39:22If you want me to stop, tell me now
00:39:26I don't want you to stop
00:39:53I don't want you to stop
00:40:00I was so drunk last night.
00:40:02I can't remember who I was with.
00:40:07I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:40:15Happy New Year.
00:40:16Sam, it's me.
00:40:17Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:40:20I don't care how.
00:40:21Just do it.
00:40:22I will find you.
00:40:29Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:40:32Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:40:35I need grandkids.
00:40:36I need you to...
00:40:37Message received, Mom.
00:40:38I need to go now.
00:40:40I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:40:50Seven years.
00:40:51Why can't I ever find you?
00:40:54Why do you still haunt me?
00:41:03Still thinking about that girl?
00:41:05Boss, it's been years.
00:41:10I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:41:12Your vest, sir.
00:41:14But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:41:16She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:41:18Blonde hair, red top.
00:41:19And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:41:22We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:41:25Good.
00:41:26Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:41:31Hi.
00:41:32One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:41:34And one hot chocolate.
00:41:37I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:41:40Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:41:45Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:41:47It's just for Christmas.
00:41:49But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:41:52Where's my real one?
00:42:00I'll tell you when you're older.
00:42:02Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:42:12Daddy!
00:42:13No!
00:42:14What?
00:42:20Daddy!
00:42:21No!
00:42:22I'm sorry.
00:42:24I'm not your dad.
00:42:25No, I know you're my daddy.
00:42:26Just as handsome as I thought.
00:42:29Oh.
00:42:30Mommy, hurry!
00:42:31Your Christmas husband has arrived!
00:42:40I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:42:43He's gorgeous.
00:42:50Why does it feel so familiar?
00:43:07Can't see how it's going to be.
00:43:24so per our agreement the rate is one thousand dollars per hour and one thousand an hour
00:43:30well yeah it's 500 a day is that enough that's the most that i can pay you wait you're paying
00:43:38me 500 a day that's what i agreed with the agency you'll make your thousands over the week look my
00:43:45requirements are simple okay play my pretend husband come with me to my hometown and we all
00:43:49pretend to be one big happy family and then my family will get off my back so piper can have
00:43:55a
00:43:55good christmas for once so she's getting pressure from the folks too fine but you have to help me
00:44:03get my mom off my case too okay deal i need to go get married
00:44:25wow clean up nice this is my wedding day after all pictures
00:44:38y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love
00:45:04okay uh well i think we got it oh i need some photos of us together too
00:45:09to prove to my parents that i'm actually married and have a happy family yeah of course
00:45:25happy holidays mom from my family to you
00:45:36bad news boss the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:45:41failed last minute wait she bailed then who is
00:45:47who is she whatever it doesn't matter i've got what i need
00:45:55sam don't worry about it i already found someone
00:46:03okay well i think it's time for us to go christmas shopping waits for no one christmas shopping
00:46:09i should come look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan
00:46:15i think i should have some say in the gifts it will make it more believable
00:46:23fine yeah fine okay you can come
00:46:33let's go which mall we going to
00:46:35um let's go to that one
00:46:37oh let's go to the bank
00:46:43what the actual fuck
00:46:50sam is maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
00:46:54get me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:47:01she does kind of look like him
00:47:06so when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:47:11here let me get this
00:47:14i'm gonna love you max
00:47:16oh so i was uh thinking that since we're married we should probably kiss once or twice
00:47:27in front of them
00:47:28okay should we use our tongues or
00:47:31no no definitely not and absolutely no
00:47:34sex
00:47:35yes
00:47:37strictly business
00:47:39anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:47:43what afraid you'll fall for me
00:47:47i just don't want piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good christmas
00:47:53let's go
00:48:00here
00:48:01what are you doing
00:48:02i'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:48:06well i'm not your woman
00:48:07and this isn't a real relationship
00:48:09and i don't want your money
00:48:12attention shoppers all bakery items are now 50% off
00:48:1550% off pies
00:48:16quick go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:48:1812 pumpkin pies i hear this right
00:48:20they're the best kind
00:48:22hurry up and go go what are you standing here for
00:48:26hello there
00:48:27hi
00:48:27you ready
00:48:28yes yeah just these things
00:48:29okay great
00:48:30we have a holiday special today
00:48:32spend 500 get 10% off
00:48:35and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:48:38oh great
00:48:39yeah uh what do you have that's just 15 bucks
00:48:42will you get a move on
00:48:44i just got here relax
00:48:47yeah yeah
00:48:50here this will do the trick
00:48:52okay thank you
00:48:55hurry up and pay
00:48:59i will pay when i'm ready
00:49:00you can wait your turn
00:49:06thank you
00:49:07damn my fake wife has some fire in her
00:49:14oh wait wait not the pies
00:49:16not the pies
00:49:16you can just set those on top
00:49:23hi guys
00:49:25i'm gonna hand you all these pies
00:49:30of course
00:49:32thank you so much
00:49:33of course i hope you like pumpkin
00:49:35thank you
00:49:36she bought all 12 pies
00:49:38don't worry i have enough for everybody
00:49:39just to give it away
00:49:42thank you
00:49:42merry christmas
00:49:49what
00:49:50you do that often
00:49:52as often as i can
00:49:58we should go
00:49:58we gotta pick up paper
00:50:03sit watch out
00:50:23you done feeling me up
00:50:25shut up
00:50:26oh sorry i was just in character wifey
00:50:28yeah well stay out of character until christmas
00:50:36and don't be late
00:50:48harrison
00:50:49harrison group
00:50:50do you do construction for them or something
00:50:53sort of
00:50:54not that i'm judging
00:50:55i just
00:50:56need to get my story straight
00:50:58or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:51:01why don't we say that you do mid-level management for harrison group
00:51:03i think that's respectable
00:51:06can we pick another company
00:51:08no
00:51:09harrison group is perfect
00:51:10and they'll find it impressive
00:51:12my cousin's husband works for them too
00:51:13so
00:51:14it's perfect
00:51:19oh and uh
00:51:20wear something nice
00:51:22for christmas dinner
00:51:23don't worry
00:51:24okay i clean up nicely
00:51:25i wouldn't embarrass you
00:51:29too much
00:51:50let's go sam
00:51:51it's time to check out the new hq side
00:51:54hold on you're covered in water
00:51:55and you have a hair on your shoulder
00:51:56and it's not yours
00:51:59it's my daughter's
00:52:01my daughter's
00:52:02get me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:52:20hey there they are
00:52:21hey
00:52:22nice to make it
00:52:23oh
00:52:24dad
00:52:25so glad you made it
00:52:27oh
00:52:27i missed you
00:52:28so
00:52:30where's this mysterious husband we heard all about
00:52:33he's coming
00:52:33please don't tell me maximus bailed
00:52:36good good good
00:52:38so
00:52:39heard you got a new hubby sweetie
00:52:42when's he arriving
00:52:43oh it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking
00:52:48poor thing
00:52:49not surprising
00:52:50i mean she's 30
00:52:51once a woman hits that age you become undateable
00:52:55no plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps
00:53:01this is exactly why i refuse to come home single this christmas
00:53:04auntie pamela
00:53:06debbie
00:53:07my dating life quite frankly is none of your concern
00:53:10we're only worried about you
00:53:12all these years without a husband
00:53:14zip it pamela
00:53:17you know you always spoiled her rotten
00:53:19and look what happened
00:53:21she got knocked up out of wedlock
00:53:23raising a kid all alone
00:53:24i'm not alone
00:53:25i'm not alone
00:53:26mhm
00:53:27and what does this mysterious husband do
00:53:32he's a manager
00:53:34manager
00:53:35manager
00:53:35of what
00:53:36trash
00:53:39probably a cover for criminal activity
00:53:43you don't have to lie to us eva
00:53:45actually
00:53:48he's right here
00:53:51oh wow
00:53:52wow
00:53:54he is really good looking
00:53:56ah must be ai
00:53:59mhm
00:54:00congratulations eva on your photoshop skills
00:54:03fake
00:54:03that's enough
00:54:04she's our daughter and your niece
00:54:07show some respect
00:54:08remember last year when i introduced you to my husband's nephew william
00:54:13and you turned him down
00:54:15well guess what
00:54:17william works for the harrison group now
00:54:19makes 500 grand a year
00:54:22that's half a million
00:54:25half a million
00:54:26girls are lining up for him all the way to new york
00:54:29and speak of the devil
00:54:35william made it
00:54:46there you are
00:54:48oh look at you now
00:54:50living the dream
00:54:52oh just think eva
00:54:54well you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager
00:55:00so married huh
00:55:02is it serious
00:55:05that's what marriage is it's pretty serious
00:55:08wow
00:55:08you must have rushed to tie the knot huh
00:55:11makes sense though
00:55:12you not being a hot young thing anymore
00:55:15dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:55:18yeah a bullet dodged william
00:55:21meanwhile you're climbing the harrison group ladder
00:55:24that's right
00:55:26just bought this brand new suit
00:55:28with my christmas bonus
00:55:30women love a man in red
00:55:32sexy like santa claus
00:55:35wanna sit on my lap
00:55:37don't touch me
00:55:38oh so entitled
00:55:40williams a successful man of taste not waste
00:55:44and yet for some reason he's willing to overlook your baggage
00:55:49i mean look at that car
00:55:51did your husband afford anything even close to that
00:55:54think of the life i can give you and piper with all my harrison group money
00:55:58ditch your nobody husband
00:56:00and marry me instead
00:56:02i wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth
00:56:10my mom would never marry
00:56:11she already has a husband
00:56:12he's gonna kick your butt
00:56:18is that so
00:56:19well then
00:56:20where is he
00:56:21because
00:56:22i don't see him
00:56:23does anyone see him
00:56:27no
00:56:28just like i thought
00:56:29telling lies just like mommy
00:56:32that puts you on the naughty list
00:56:35and let me show you what happens to naughty children
00:56:41hey
00:56:41mommy
00:56:43are you okay
00:56:44see your hands
00:56:45oh my god
00:56:46i'm gonna take her in and get her packed up okay
00:56:48come on
00:56:49let's go
00:56:51what the hell's the matter with you
00:56:54how dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter
00:56:58let me go
00:56:59now why would i go and do a thing like that
00:57:02when i'm having such a good time
00:57:04let me go
00:57:19touch my wife again and i will snap every finger that you've got
00:57:40so i'm finding the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out
00:57:44all right it's about that time
00:57:46so are you kissing anybody at midnight
00:57:54yeah
00:57:55him
00:57:56hi
00:57:58just play along
00:57:59six
00:58:00five
00:58:01four
00:58:02three
00:58:03two
00:58:04one
00:58:07six
00:58:29you have a cute scar
00:58:31it's just my birthmark
00:58:33if you want me to stop, tell me now
00:58:38I don't want you to stop
00:59:10I was so drunk last night
00:59:13I can't remember who I was with
00:59:18I must return this to her
00:59:19so I can see her again
00:59:26Happy New Year
00:59:27Sam, it's me
00:59:28Hey, find me the girl from last night
00:59:31I don't care how, just do it
00:59:33I will find you
00:59:40Maximus, can you get married already?
00:59:43Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend
00:59:45I need grandkids, I need you to-
00:59:48Message received, Mom
00:59:49I need to go now, I have to inspect the new headquarters
01:00:01Seven years
01:00:02Why can't I ever find you?
01:00:05And why do you still haunt me?
01:00:14Still thinking about that girl?
01:00:16Boss, it's been years
01:00:21I'm ready to go to the inspection now
01:00:22Your vest, sir
01:00:25But first, we found her fake Christmas wife
01:00:27She's waiting in the coffee shop
01:00:28Blonde hair, red top
01:00:30And sir, make sure you use an alias
01:00:33We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO
01:00:35Or she'll jack up the price
01:00:36Good
01:00:38Finally, I can get my mother off my back
01:00:42Hi
01:00:43One iced vanilla latte, please
01:00:45And one hot chocolate
01:00:48I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy
01:00:50Now Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore
01:00:56Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend
01:00:58It's just for Christmas
01:01:00But Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
01:01:03Where's my real one?
01:01:11I'll tell you when you're older
01:01:13Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
01:01:23Daddy!
01:01:24No!
01:01:25What?
01:01:31Daddy!
01:01:32No!
01:01:33I'm sorry
01:01:35I'm not your dad
01:01:36No, I know you're my daddy
01:01:38Just as handsome as I thought
01:01:39Oh
01:01:40Mommy, hurry
01:01:41Your fake Christmas husband has arrived
01:01:51I asked the agency for an average-looking guy
01:01:54He's gorgeous
01:02:01Why does she feel so familiar?
01:02:05She's waiting in the coffee shop
01:02:06Blonde hair, red top
01:02:08You must be my new Christmas husband
01:02:10So, you're my new Christmas wife?
01:02:13See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
01:02:16Hi, my name's Piper, what's your name?
01:02:18Sam didn't say anything about a kid
01:02:20I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
01:02:28I just need a wife for the holidays
01:02:30I guess mom gets her grandkid too
01:02:34So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour and
01:02:40$1,000 an hour?
01:02:42Well, yeah
01:02:44It's $500 a day
01:02:45Is that enough?
01:02:47That's the most that I can pay you
01:02:49Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
01:02:51That's what I agreed with the agency
01:02:53You'll make your thousands over the week
01:02:55Look, my requirements are simple
01:02:57Okay, play my pretend husband
01:02:58Come with me to my hometown
01:02:59And we all pretend to be one big happy family
01:03:02And then my family will get off my back
01:03:04So, Piper can have a good Christmas for once
01:03:09So, she's getting pressure from her folks too
01:03:12Fine
01:03:13But you have to help me get my mom off my case too
01:03:17Okay
01:03:18Deal
01:03:22Ready to go get married?
01:03:36Wow
01:03:37Clean up nice
01:03:38This is my wedding day after all
01:03:41Pictures
01:03:49Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love
01:04:15I need some photos of us together too
01:04:21To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
01:04:23And have a happy family
01:04:24Yeah
01:04:25Of course
01:04:36Happy holidays, Mom
01:04:38From my family to you
01:04:48Bad news, boss
01:04:49The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
01:04:52Bailed last minute
01:04:53Wait, she bailed?
01:04:54And who is...
01:04:58Who is she?
01:05:00Whatever
01:05:01It doesn't matter
01:05:03I've got what I need
01:05:07Sam, don't worry about it
01:05:08I already found someone
01:05:14Okay, well
01:05:16I think it's time for us to go
01:05:17Christmas shopping waits for no one
01:05:19Christmas shopping?
01:05:21I should come
01:05:23Look, if you want me to be the husband
01:05:24In this fake it to your family plan
01:05:26I think I should have some say in the gifts
01:05:29It will make it more believable
01:05:33Fine
01:05:34Yeah, fine
01:05:35Okay
01:05:36You can come
01:05:44Let's go
01:05:45Which mall are we going to?
01:05:46Um, let's go to that one
01:05:48Oh, let's go to the bank
01:05:53Oh, what the actual fuck
01:06:00Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
01:06:05Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
01:06:12She does kind of look like him
01:06:17So when we give these gifts to my parents
01:06:19We will say they're from you
01:06:22Here, let me get this
01:06:25I'm going to love you, Max
01:06:28Also, I was thinking that since we're married
01:06:33We should probably kiss once or twice
01:06:38In front of them
01:06:39Okay
01:06:40Should we use our tongues or?
01:06:42No, no, definitely not
01:06:44And absolutely no
01:06:45Sex?
01:06:46Yes
01:06:48Strictly business
01:06:50Anything physical outside of that does not have any
01:06:53What?
01:06:55Afraid you'll fall for me?
01:06:58I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
01:07:00Getting in the way of her having a good Christmas
01:07:04Let's go
01:07:11Here
01:07:12What are you doing?
01:07:13I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
01:07:17Well, I'm not your woman
01:07:18And this isn't a real relationship
01:07:20And I don't want your money
01:07:23Attention shoppers
01:07:24All bakery items are now 50% off
01:07:2650% off pies?
01:07:28Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
01:07:2912 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
01:07:31They're the best kind
01:07:33Hurry up and go
01:07:34Go, what are you standing here for?
01:07:37Hello there
01:07:38Hi
01:07:38You ready?
01:07:39Yes, yeah, just these things
01:07:40Okay, great
01:07:42We have a holiday special today
01:07:44Spend $500, get 10% off
01:07:46And you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal
01:07:49Oh, great, yeah
01:07:51What do you have that's just $15?
01:07:53Will you get a move on?
01:07:55I just got here, relax
01:07:58Yeah, yeah
01:08:01Here, this will do the trick
01:08:03Okay, thank you
01:08:06Hurry up and pay
01:08:10I will pay when I'm ready
01:08:12You can wait your turn
01:08:17Thank you
01:08:18Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her
01:08:25Oh wait, wait, wait, not the pies
01:08:27Not the pies
01:08:28You can just set those on top
01:08:34Hi guys
01:08:36I'm going to hand you all these pies
01:08:41Thank you
01:08:42Of course
01:08:43Thank you so much
01:08:45Of course, I hope you like pumpkin
01:08:46Thank you
01:08:47She bought all 12 pies
01:08:49Don't worry, I have enough for everybody
01:08:51Just to give it away
01:08:52Yeah
01:08:53Thank you
01:08:53Merry Christmas
01:09:00What?
01:09:01Do you do that often?
01:09:03As often as I can
01:09:09We should go
01:09:09We got to pick up paper
01:09:14Watch out
01:09:33You done feeling me up?
01:09:36Shut up
01:09:37Oh sorry
01:09:38I was just in character
01:09:39Wifey
01:09:39Well, stay out of character
01:09:41Until Christmas
01:09:47And don't be late
01:09:59Harrison Group?
01:10:01Do you do construction for them or something?
01:10:04Sort of
01:10:05Not that I'm judging
01:10:06I just need to get my story straight
01:10:09Or my mom will eat both of us alive
01:10:11Why don't we say that you do mid-level management
01:10:14For Harrison Group
01:10:14I think that's respectable
01:10:17Can we pick another company?
01:10:19No
01:10:20Harrison Group is perfect
01:10:21And they'll find it impressive
01:10:23My cousin's husband works for them too
01:10:24So
01:10:25It's perfect
01:10:30Oh, and uh
01:10:31Wear something nice
01:10:33For Christmas dinner
01:10:34Don't worry
01:10:35Okay, I clean up nicely
01:10:36I wouldn't embarrass you
01:10:40Too much
01:11:01Let's go, Sam
01:11:02It's time to check out the new HQ set
01:11:05Hold on
01:11:05You're covered in water
01:11:06And you have a hair on your shoulder
01:11:08And it's not yours
01:11:10It's my daughter's
01:11:12Daughter's?
01:11:14Get me a DNA test
01:11:15For that little girl
01:11:16That he's with
01:11:31Hey, there they are
01:11:32Hey
01:11:33Nice to meet you
01:11:34Nice to meet you
01:11:35Aw
01:11:35Dad
01:11:36So glad you made it
01:11:38Aw
01:11:38We missed you
01:11:39So
01:11:41Where's this mysterious husband
01:11:43We heard all about
01:11:44He's coming
01:11:44Please don't tell me Maximus bailed
01:11:47Good, good, good
01:11:49So
01:11:50Heard you got a new hubby, sweetie
01:11:53When's he arriving?
01:11:55Oh
01:11:55It's probably just some story
01:11:57She cooked up
01:11:58To stop people talking
01:11:59Poor thing
01:12:00Not surprising
01:12:01I mean
01:12:02She's 30
01:12:03Once a woman hits that age
01:12:04You become undateable
01:12:06Plus a kid looks so bad
01:12:09On dating apps
01:12:12This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas
01:12:15Auntie Pamela
01:12:17Debbie
01:12:17My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern
01:12:21We're only worried about you
01:12:23All these years without a husband
01:12:25Zip it, Pamela
01:12:28You know, you always spoiled her rotten
01:12:30And look what happened
01:12:32She got knocked up out of wedlock
01:12:34Raising a kid all alone
01:12:35I'm not alone
01:12:36Mm-hmm
01:12:38And what does this mysterious husband do?
01:12:43He's a manager
01:12:45Manager?
01:12:46Of what?
01:12:48Trash?
01:12:50Probably a cover for criminal activity
01:12:54You don't have to lie to us, Eva
01:12:56Actually
01:12:59He's right here
01:13:02Oh, wow
01:13:04Wow
01:13:05He is really good looking
01:13:08Ah, must be AI
01:13:10Mm-hmm
01:13:11Congratulations, Eva
01:13:12On your Photoshop skills
01:13:14Fake
01:13:14That's enough
01:13:15She's our daughter
01:13:17And your niece
01:13:18Show some respect
01:13:19Remember last year
01:13:21When I introduced you
01:13:22To my husband's nephew, William
01:13:24And you turned him down?
01:13:26Well, guess what?
01:13:28William works for the Harrison Group now
01:13:30Makes 500 grand a year
01:13:33That's half a million
01:13:36Half a million
01:13:37Girls are lining up for him
01:13:39All the way to New York
01:13:40And speak of the devil
01:13:45Willie, you made it
01:13:57There you are
01:13:59Oh, look at you now
01:14:01Living the dream
01:14:03Oh, just think, Eva
01:14:05Well, you could be driving around
01:14:07In a car like that
01:14:08Had you not married that
01:14:09Criminal waste manager
01:14:11So married, huh?
01:14:14Is it serious?
01:14:16That's what marriage is
01:14:17It's pretty serious
01:14:19Wow, you must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
01:14:23Makes sense, though
01:14:24You not being a hot young thing anymore
01:14:26Dragging that kid around with no daddy
01:14:29Ugh, a bullet dodged, Willie
01:14:32Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder
01:14:36That's right
01:14:37Just bought this brand new suit
01:14:39Oh, my Christmas bonus
01:14:41Women love a man in red
01:14:43Sexy, like Santa Claus
01:14:46Want to sit on my lap?
01:14:48Don't touch me
01:14:49Oh, so entitled
01:14:51Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste
01:14:55And yet, for some reason
01:14:57He's willing to overlook your baggage
01:15:00I mean, look at that car
01:15:02Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
01:15:05Think of the life I can give you and Piper
01:15:07With all my Harrison Group money
01:15:09Ditch your nobody husband
01:15:11And marry me instead
01:15:13I wouldn't marry you
01:15:15If you were the last man on Earth
01:15:21My mom would never marry
01:15:22She already has a husband
01:15:24He's gonna kick your butt
01:15:29Is that so?
01:15:30Well, then
01:15:31Where is he?
01:15:33Because I don't see him
01:15:34Does anyone see him?
01:15:38No
01:15:39Just like I thought
01:15:41Telling lies just like Mommy
01:15:44That puts you on the naughty list
01:15:46And let me show you what happens to naughty children
01:15:52Hey
01:15:52Mommy
01:15:53Hi
01:15:54Are you okay?
01:15:55I see your hands
01:15:56Oh, my God
01:15:57I'm gonna take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
01:16:00Come on, hon
01:16:00Let's go
01:16:03What the hell's the matter with you?
01:16:05How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
01:16:09Let me go
01:16:10Now, why would I go and do a thing like that
01:16:13When I'm having such a good time?
01:16:15Let me go
01:16:31Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got
01:16:51So I'm finding the space shuttle for the second time
01:16:53And this guy passes out
01:16:55Alright, it's about that time
01:16:57So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
01:16:59Yeah, it's about that time?
01:17:00Uh, uh
01:17:05Yeah, it's him
01:17:07Hi
01:17:09Just play along
01:17:10Six
01:17:11Five
01:17:12Four
01:17:13Three
01:17:14Two
01:17:15One
01:17:16Hey
01:17:17Four
01:17:17Eight
01:17:40You have a cute scar
01:17:42it's just my birthmark
01:17:44if you want me to stop
01:17:46tell me now
01:17:49I don't want you to stop
01:18:21I was so drunk last night
01:18:24I can't remember who I was with
01:18:29I must return this to her
01:18:30so I can see her again
01:18:37Happy New Year
01:18:38Sam, it's me
01:18:39hey, find me the girl from last night
01:18:42I don't care how
01:18:43just do it
01:18:44I will find you
01:18:50Maximus
01:18:51can you get married already?
01:18:54bring home a wife
01:18:55or at least a girlfriend
01:18:56I need grandkids
01:18:58I need you to
01:18:59Message received, Mom
01:19:00I need to go now
01:19:02I have to inspect the new headquarters
01:19:12seven years
01:19:13seven years
01:19:13why can't I ever find you
01:19:15and why do you still haunt me?
01:19:25still thinking about that girl
01:19:27boss
01:19:27it's been years
01:19:32I'm ready to go to the inspection
01:19:34your vest, sir
01:19:36but first we found your fake Christmas wife
01:19:38she's waiting in the coffee shop
01:19:39blonde hair
01:19:40red top
01:19:41and sir
01:19:42make sure you use an alias
01:19:44we can't have her know
01:19:45you the Harrison Group CEO
01:19:46or she'll jack up the price
01:19:47good
01:19:48finally I can get my mother off my back
01:19:53hi
01:19:54one iced vanilla latte please
01:19:56and one hot chocolate
01:19:59I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy
01:20:01now Auntie Deborah and Pamela
01:20:04can't say I have no daddy anymore
01:20:08sweetie, remember it's just pretend
01:20:09it's just for Christmas
01:20:11but Mommy, why do we have to rent, Daddy?
01:20:14where's my real one?
01:20:16uh
01:20:22I'll tell you when you're older
01:20:24sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
01:20:34Daddy!
01:20:35no, what?
01:20:42Daddy!
01:20:43no, I'm sorry
01:20:46I'm not your dad
01:20:47no, I know you're my daddy
01:20:48just as handsome as I've had
01:20:50oh
01:20:51Mommy, hurry
01:20:52your fake Christmas husband has arrived
01:21:02I asked the agency for an average looking guy
01:21:05he's gorgeous
01:21:12why does she feel so familiar?
01:21:14why does she feel so familiar?
01:21:16she's waiting in the coffee shop
01:21:17blonde hair, red top
01:21:19you must be my new Christmas husband
01:21:21so
01:21:22you're my new Christmas wife
01:21:24see, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
01:21:27hi, my name's Hyper
01:21:28what's your name?
01:21:29Sam didn't say anything about a kid
01:21:31Max, Aurelius
01:21:33Eva
01:21:34I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
01:21:39I just need a wife for the holidays
01:21:42I guess mom gets her grandkid too
01:21:46so, per our agreement
01:21:47the rate is $1,000 per hour
01:21:50and
01:21:51$1,000 an hour?
01:21:53well, yeah
01:21:55it's $500 a day
01:21:56is that enough?
01:21:58that's the most that I can pay you
01:22:00wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
01:22:02that's what I agreed with the agency
01:22:04you'll make your thousands over the week
01:22:05look, my requirements are simple
01:22:07okay, play my pretend husband
01:22:09come with me to my hometown
01:22:10and we all pretend to be one big happy family
01:22:13and then my family will get off my back
01:22:15so
01:22:16Piper can have a good Christmas for once
01:22:20so she's getting pressure from her folks too
01:22:22fine
01:22:24but you have to help me get my mom off my case too
01:22:28okay
01:22:29deal
01:22:32ready to go get married?
01:22:47wow
01:22:48clean up nice
01:22:49this is my wedding day after all
01:22:52pictures
01:22:55thank you
01:23:00y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love
01:23:26I need some photos of us together too
01:23:31to prove to my parents
01:23:33that I'm actually married
01:23:34and have a happy family
01:23:35yeah
01:23:36of course
01:23:47happy holidays mom
01:23:49from my family to you
01:23:59bad news boss
01:24:00the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last minute
01:24:04wait, she bailed?
01:24:05and who is she?
01:24:09who is she?
01:24:11whatever
01:24:12it doesn't matter
01:24:14I've got what I need
01:24:17Sam, don't worry about it
01:24:19I already found someone
01:24:25okay, well, I think it's time for us to go
01:24:28Christmas shopping waits for no one
01:24:30Christmas shopping?
01:24:32I should come
01:24:34look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan
01:24:37I think I should have some say in the gifts
01:24:40we'll make it more believable
01:24:44fine
01:24:45yeah, fine
01:24:46okay
01:24:47you can come
01:24:55let's go
01:24:56which mall are we going to?
01:24:57um, let's go to that one
01:24:59no, let's go to the bank
01:25:06what the actual fuck
01:25:12Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his god damn elaborate pranks again?
01:25:17get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
01:25:23she does kind of look like him
01:25:28so when we give these gifts to my parents
01:25:30we will say they're from you
01:25:33here, let me get this
01:25:36I'm going to love you, Max
01:25:38oh, so
01:25:39I was, uh, thinking
01:25:41that since we're married
01:25:44we should probably
01:25:45kiss
01:25:47once or twice
01:25:49in front of them
01:25:50okay
01:25:51should we use our tongues or
01:25:53no, no, definitely not
01:25:55and absolutely no
01:25:56sex?
01:25:57yes
01:25:59strictly business
01:26:01anything physical outside of that does not have any
01:26:05what?
01:26:06afraid you'll fall for me?
01:26:09I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
01:26:11getting in the way of her having a good Christmas
01:26:15let's go
01:26:22here
01:26:23what are you doing?
01:26:24I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
01:26:26and then I'll tell you that