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Seven years ago, Eva and Maximus shared one passionate night. Now they're trapped in a fake marriage, but Eva hides a life-changing secret—their child. As they navigate their arrangement, how long can she keep the truth from him?
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00:00:00So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:11All right, it's about that time.
00:00:13So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:15Uh, yeah, him.
00:00:24Hi!
00:00:25Just play him on.
00:00:26Six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:00:32Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:00:56You have a cute scar.
00:00:58It's just my birthmark.
00:01:01Do you want me to stop?
00:01:02Tell me now.
00:01:04I don't want you to stop.
00:01:06Don't mention my hair, she wins.
00:01:13I don't want you.
00:01:14You have a cute scar.
00:01:18I don't want you to go down, but...
00:01:22Do you see me?
00:01:24Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:01:40I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:45I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:53Happy New Year.
00:01:54Sam, it's me.
00:01:55Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:58I don't care how.
00:01:59Just do it.
00:02:00I will find you.
00:02:06Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:02:10Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:13I need grandkids.
00:02:14I need you to-
00:02:15Message received, Mom.
00:02:17I need to go now.
00:02:18I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:19Seven years.
00:02:29Seven years.
00:02:29Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:32And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:33Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:43Boss, it's been years.
00:02:48I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:49Your vest, sir.
00:02:52But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:54She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:56Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:57And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:00We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:03Good.
00:03:04Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:09Hi.
00:03:10One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:12And one hot chocolate.
00:03:15I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:18Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:23Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:25It's just for Christmas.
00:03:27But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:30Where's my real one?
00:03:31Uh, I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:40Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:50Daddy!
00:03:51Yo!
00:03:52What?
00:03:58Daddy!
00:03:59Yo!
00:04:00I'm sorry.
00:04:02I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:04Just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry!
00:04:09Your Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:22Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:38So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:47Max, Aurelius.
00:04:50Eva.
00:04:51I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid too.
00:05:00So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:10It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:18That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:22Look, my requirements are simple.
00:05:24Okay, play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:27and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:31so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:36So she's getting pressure from her folks too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Wow.
00:06:04Clean up nice.
00:06:06This is my wedding day after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:10Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:19Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:19I need some photos of us together too.
00:06:47To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:51Yeah.
00:06:52Of course.
00:06:53Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:05From my family to you.
00:07:06Bad news, the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:20Wait, she bailed?
00:07:21Then who is...
00:07:22Who is she?
00:07:26And who is she?
00:07:27Whatever.
00:07:27Whatever.
00:07:28It doesn't matter.
00:07:29I've got what I need.
00:07:31Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:35I already found someone.
00:07:36Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:46Christmas shopping?
00:07:47I should come.
00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan, I think I should
00:07:54have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It will make it more believable.
00:07:57Fine.
00:07:58Yeah, fine.
00:07:59Okay.
00:08:00You can come.
00:08:01Let's go.
00:08:02Which mall are we going to?
00:08:03Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:04Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:09What the actual fuck?
00:08:24Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:33Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:39She does kind of look like him.
00:08:44So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:48Oh, jeez.
00:08:49Here, let me get this.
00:08:52We're going to love you, Max.
00:08:54Also, I was thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front
00:09:05of them.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:07Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:09No.
00:09:10No, definitely not.
00:09:11And absolutely no.
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:14It's strictly business.
00:09:17Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:19What?
00:09:20Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:24I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:30Let's go.
00:09:32Here.
00:09:33What are you doing?
00:09:34I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:43Well, I'm not your woman.
00:09:45And this isn't a real relationship.
00:09:47And I don't want your money.
00:09:49Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5350% off pies.
00:09:54Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:56Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:09:57I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind.
00:09:59Hurry up and go.
00:10:00Go.
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:04Hello there.
00:10:05Hi.
00:10:06You ready?
00:10:07Yes.
00:10:08Yeah.
00:10:09Just these things.
00:10:10Okay, great.
00:10:11We have a holiday special today.
00:10:12Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of
00:10:16the deal.
00:10:17Oh, great.
00:10:18Uh, what do you have that's just $15?
00:10:20Well, can you get a move on?
00:10:22I just got here.
00:10:24Relax.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:28Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:30Okay, thank you.
00:10:33Hurry up and pay.
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:39You can wait your turn.
00:10:45Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:48Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:49Not the pies.
00:10:50Not the pies.
00:10:51We can just set those on top.
00:11:01Hi, guys.
00:11:03I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:09Of course.
00:11:10Thank you so much.
00:11:11Of course.
00:11:12I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:14She bought all twelve pies.
00:11:16Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:17Just to give it away.
00:11:18Yeah.
00:11:20Merry Christmas.
00:11:21Hi.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:27What?
00:11:28You do that often?
00:11:30As often as I can.
00:11:36We should go.
00:11:37We gotta pick up paper.
00:11:38You have to let us go.
00:11:39Bye.
00:11:40Yes.
00:11:41Yes.
00:11:42You have to let us go.
00:11:48Look at that.
00:12:01Are you done feeling me up?
00:12:03Shut up.
00:12:04Sorry, I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:06Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:14And don't be late.
00:12:26Harrison Group?
00:12:28Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:30Sort of.
00:12:32Not that I'm judging. I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:38Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:41I think that's respectable.
00:12:43Can we pick another company?
00:12:45No. Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:48And they'll find it impressive. My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:51So, it's perfect.
00:12:53Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner.
00:13:01Don't worry. Okay, I clean up nicely. I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:07Too much.
00:13:23Let's go, Sam. It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:31Well, Don, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:36It's my daughter's.
00:13:38Daughter's?
00:13:39Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:44Hey, there they are!
00:13:59Yay!
00:14:00Let's make it!
00:14:02Aw, Dad.
00:14:03So glad you made it.
00:14:04Aw, we missed you.
00:14:06So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:10He's coming.
00:14:12Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:14Good, good, good.
00:14:16So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie. When's he arriving?
00:14:21Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking. Poor thing.
00:14:27Not surprising. I mean, she's 30. Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:33Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:37This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:42Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:47We're only worried about you.
00:14:49All these years without a husband.
00:14:52Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:54You know, you always spoiled her rotten. And look what happened.
00:14:58She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:02I'm not alone.
00:15:04Mm-hmm.
00:15:05And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:10He's a manager.
00:15:12Manager? Of what?
00:15:14Trash?
00:15:16Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:20You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:23Actually, he's right here.
00:15:27Oh, wow.
00:15:31Wow.
00:15:32He is really good looking.
00:15:35Ah, must be AI.
00:15:37Mm-hmm.
00:15:38Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:41Fake!
00:15:42That's enough.
00:15:43She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:45Show some respect.
00:15:46Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William,
00:15:51and you turned him down?
00:15:53Well, guess what?
00:15:54William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:57Makes $500,000 a year.
00:16:00That's half a million.
00:16:02Half a million.
00:16:04Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:07And speak of the devil.
00:16:12Willie, you made it.
00:16:23There you are.
00:16:26Oh, look at you now.
00:16:28Living the dream.
00:16:30Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:32Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:38So married, huh?
00:16:40Is it serious?
00:16:42That's what marriage is.
00:16:43It's pretty serious.
00:16:45Wow.
00:16:46You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:49Makes sense, though.
00:16:50You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:54Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:56Ugh.
00:16:57A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:16:59Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:02That's right.
00:17:04Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:08Women love a man in red.
00:17:10Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:13Wanna sit on my lap?
00:17:15Don't touch me.
00:17:16Oh, so entitled.
00:17:18Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:22And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:26I mean, look at that car.
00:17:28Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:32Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:35Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:40I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:48My mom would never marry.
00:17:49She already has a husband.
00:17:50He's gonna kick your butt.
00:17:56Is that so?
00:17:57Well then, where is he?
00:17:59Because I don't see him.
00:18:01Does anyone see him?
00:18:03No.
00:18:04Just like I thought.
00:18:07Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:10That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:12And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:18Hey.
00:18:19Mommy.
00:18:20Hi.
00:18:21Are you okay?
00:18:22I see your hands.
00:18:23Oh my God.
00:18:24I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:26Come on now.
00:18:27Let's go.
00:18:29What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:32How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:36Let me go.
00:18:37Now why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:42Let me go!
00:18:43Let me go!
00:18:58Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:13So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time.
00:19:20And this guy passes out.
00:19:21Alright.
00:19:22It's about that time.
00:19:23So are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:19:33Yeah.
00:19:34Him.
00:19:35Hi!
00:19:36Just play along.
00:19:37Six.
00:19:38Five.
00:19:39Four.
00:19:40Three.
00:19:41Two.
00:19:42One.
00:19:43Hey!
00:20:07You have a cute scar.
00:20:08It's just my birthmark.
00:20:11If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:20:16I don't want you to stop.
00:20:37I was so drunk last night.
00:20:50I can't remember who I was with.
00:20:56I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:21:03Happy New Year!
00:21:04Happy New Year.
00:21:05Sam, it's me.
00:21:06Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:21:09I don't care how.
00:21:10Just do it.
00:21:11I will find you.
00:21:17Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:21:21Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:21:24I need grandkids.
00:21:25I need you to...
00:21:26Message received, Mom.
00:21:28I need to go now.
00:21:29I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:21:34Seven years.
00:21:40Why can't I ever find you?
00:21:43And why do you still haunt me?
00:21:52Still thinking about that girl?
00:21:54Boss, it's been years.
00:21:59I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:22:01Your vest, sir.
00:22:02But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:22:05She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:22:07Blonde hair, red top.
00:22:08And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:22:11We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO
00:22:13or she'll jack up the price.
00:22:14Good.
00:22:15Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:22:20Hi.
00:22:21One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:22:23And one hot chocolate.
00:22:24I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:22:29Now, Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:22:34Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:22:36It's just for Christmas.
00:22:38But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:22:41Where's my real one?
00:22:42I'll tell you when you're older.
00:22:51Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:22:52Daddy!
00:23:02No!
00:23:03Whoa!
00:23:09Daddy!
00:23:10No!
00:23:11I'm sorry.
00:23:12I'm not your dad.
00:23:14No, I know you're my daddy.
00:23:16Just as handsome as I am.
00:23:17Oh.
00:23:18Mommy, hurry!
00:23:19Your fit Christmas husband has arrived.
00:23:29I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:23:32He's gorgeous.
00:23:39Why does she feel so familiar?
00:23:42She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:23:44Blonde hair, red top.
00:23:46You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:23:48So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:23:51See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:23:54Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:23:55What's your name?
00:23:57Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:23:59Max, Aurelius.
00:24:01Eva.
00:24:02I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:24:06I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:24:09I guess Mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:24:11So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:24:18$1,000 an hour?
00:24:20Well, yeah.
00:24:22It's $500 a day.
00:24:24Is that enough?
00:24:25That's the most that I can pay you.
00:24:27Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:24:29That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:24:31You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:24:32Look, my requirements are simple.
00:24:35Okay, play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one
00:24:39big happy family.
00:24:40And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:24:47So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:24:50Fine.
00:24:51But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:24:53Ready to go get married?
00:25:14Wow.
00:25:15Clean up nice.
00:25:17This is my wedding day, after all.
00:25:19Pictures.
00:25:19Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:25:49Okay, well, I think we got it.
00:25:55Oh, I need some photos of us together, too, to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:26:01and have a happy family.
00:26:02Yeah, of course.
00:26:04Happy holidays, Mom.
00:26:16From my family to you.
00:26:26Bad news, boss.
00:26:27The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:26:31Wait, she bailed?
00:26:32And who is?
00:26:36Who is she?
00:26:38Whatever.
00:26:39It doesn't matter.
00:26:41I've got what I need.
00:26:44Sam, don't worry about it.
00:26:46I already found someone.
00:26:52Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:26:56Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:26:57Christmas shopping?
00:26:59I should come.
00:27:00Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:27:04I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:27:07We'll make it more believable.
00:27:11Fine.
00:27:12Yeah, fine.
00:27:13Okay.
00:27:14You can come.
00:27:14Let's go.
00:27:22Which mall are we going to?
00:27:24Um, let's go to that one.
00:27:26Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:27:27What the actual fuck?
00:27:38Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:27:44Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:27:47She does kind of look like him.
00:27:55So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:28:00Here, let me get this.
00:28:03I'm going to love you, Max.
00:28:04Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:28:17Okay.
00:28:18Should we use our tongues or?
00:28:20No, no, definitely not.
00:28:22And absolutely no.
00:28:23Sex?
00:28:24Yes.
00:28:26It's strictly business.
00:28:27Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:28:31What?
00:28:33Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:28:36I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:28:42Let's go.
00:28:49Here.
00:28:50What are you doing?
00:28:51I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:28:53Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:29:01Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:29:0450% off pies?
00:29:06Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:29:0812 pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:29:09They're the best kind.
00:29:11Hurry up and go.
00:29:12Go.
00:29:12What are you standing here for?
00:29:15Hello there.
00:29:16Hi.
00:29:17You ready?
00:29:17Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:29:18Okay, great.
00:29:20We have a holiday special today.
00:29:21Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:29:28Oh, great.
00:29:28Yeah.
00:29:29What do you have that's just $15?
00:29:31Will you get a move on?
00:29:33I just got here.
00:29:35Relax.
00:29:36Yeah, yeah.
00:29:39Here, this will do the trick.
00:29:41Okay, thank you.
00:29:44Hurry up and pay.
00:29:45I will pay when I'm ready.
00:29:50You can wait your turn.
00:29:56Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:30:04Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:30:04Not the pies.
00:30:05Not the pies.
00:30:06You can just set those on top.
00:30:08Hi, guys.
00:30:14I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:30:19Of course.
00:30:21Thank you so much.
00:30:22Of course.
00:30:23I hope you like pumpkin.
00:30:25She bought all 12 pies.
00:30:27Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:30:29Just to give it away.
00:30:32Merry Christmas.
00:30:32Merry Christmas.
00:30:33What?
00:30:39You do that often?
00:30:41As often as I can.
00:30:47We should go.
00:30:48We've got to pick up paper.
00:30:52Sit, watch out.
00:31:03You done feeling me up?
00:31:14Shut up.
00:31:15Oh, sorry.
00:31:16I was just in character, wifey.
00:31:18Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:31:25And don't be late.
00:31:26Harrison Group?
00:31:39Do you do construction for them or something?
00:31:42Sort of.
00:31:43Not that I'm judging.
00:31:44I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:31:50Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:31:53I think that's respectable.
00:31:54Can we pick another company?
00:31:57No.
00:31:58Harrison Group is perfect.
00:32:00And they'll find it impressive.
00:32:01My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:32:03So, it's perfect.
00:32:08Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:32:12Don't worry.
00:32:13Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:32:14I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:32:18Too much.
00:32:24Let's go, Sam.
00:32:40It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:32:43Hold on.
00:32:43You're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:32:47It's my daughter's.
00:32:50Daughter's.
00:32:51Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:32:55Hey, there they are!
00:33:10Hey!
00:33:11Nice to meet you!
00:33:13Aw.
00:33:14Dad.
00:33:15So glad you made it.
00:33:16Aw.
00:33:17I missed you.
00:33:18So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:33:22He's coming.
00:33:23Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:33:25Good, good, good.
00:33:27So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:33:31When's he arriving?
00:33:33Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:33:37Poor thing.
00:33:38Not surprising.
00:33:39I mean, she's 30.
00:33:41Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:33:44No.
00:33:45Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:33:48This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:33:54Auntie Pamela?
00:33:55Debbie?
00:33:56My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:33:59We're only worried about you.
00:34:01All these years without a husband.
00:34:03Zip it, Pamela.
00:34:05Ugh.
00:34:06You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:34:09And look what happened.
00:34:10She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:34:14I'm not alone.
00:34:14Mm-hmm.
00:34:16And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:34:21He's a manager.
00:34:23Manager?
00:34:24Of what?
00:34:26Trash.
00:34:27Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:34:32You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:34:35Actually, he's right here.
00:34:40Oh, wow.
00:34:41Wow, he is really good looking.
00:34:46Ah, must be AI.
00:34:48Mm-hmm.
00:34:49Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:34:52Fake.
00:34:53That's enough.
00:34:54She's our daughter and your niece.
00:34:56Show some respect.
00:34:57Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned
00:35:03him down?
00:35:04Well, guess what?
00:35:06William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:35:08Makes 500 grand a year.
00:35:12That's half a million.
00:35:14Half a million.
00:35:15Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:35:19And speak of the devil.
00:35:24Willie, you made it.
00:35:26There you are.
00:35:37Oh, look at you now.
00:35:40Living the dream.
00:35:42Oh, just think, Eva.
00:35:44Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste
00:35:48manager.
00:35:49So married, huh?
00:35:51Is it serious?
00:35:54That's what marriage is.
00:35:55It's pretty serious.
00:35:57Wow.
00:35:58You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:36:01Makes sense, though.
00:36:02You not being a hot-new thing anymore.
00:36:05Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:36:07A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:36:10Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:36:14That's right.
00:36:15Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:36:19Women love a man in red.
00:36:22Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:36:24When I sit on my lap.
00:36:26Don't touch me.
00:36:27Oh, so entitled.
00:36:30Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:36:34And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:36:38I mean, look at that car.
00:36:40Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:36:43Think of the life I can give you on Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:36:47Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:36:52I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:36:59My mom would never marry.
00:37:00She already has a husband.
00:37:02He's going to kick your butt.
00:37:03Is that so?
00:37:08Well, then, where is he?
00:37:11Because I don't see him.
00:37:12Does anyone see him?
00:37:16No.
00:37:17Just like I thought.
00:37:19Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:37:22That puts you on the naughty list.
00:37:23And let me show you what happens to the naughty children.
00:37:30Hey.
00:37:30Mommy.
00:37:31Hey.
00:37:32Are you okay?
00:37:33I see your hands.
00:37:34Oh, my God.
00:37:36I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:37:37Come on, honey.
00:37:38Let's go.
00:37:40What the hell's the matter with you?
00:37:43How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:37:47Let me go.
00:37:48Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:37:53Let me go.
00:38:09Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:38:18So, I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:38:33All right.
00:38:33It's about that time.
00:38:35So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:38:37Uh, uh...
00:38:40Yeah, him.
00:38:46Hi!
00:38:47Just play, Mom.
00:38:49Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:38:55Take it!
00:38:55You have a cute scar.
00:39:20It's just my birthmark.
00:39:22If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:39:25I don't want you to stop.
00:39:55I was so drunk last night.
00:40:02I can't remember who I was with.
00:40:07I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:40:15Happy New Year.
00:40:16Sam, it's me.
00:40:17Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:40:20I don't care how.
00:40:21Just do it.
00:40:22I will find you.
00:40:28Maximus, can you get married already?
00:40:32Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:40:35I need grandkids.
00:40:36I need you to...
00:40:37Message received, Mom.
00:40:39I need to go now.
00:40:40I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:40:41Seven years.
00:40:52Why can't I ever find you?
00:40:54And why do you still haunt me?
00:40:55Still thinking about that girl?
00:41:05Boss, it's been years.
00:41:10I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:41:12Your vest, sir.
00:41:13But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:41:16She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:41:18Blonde hair, red top.
00:41:20And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:41:22We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO
00:41:24or she'll jack up the price.
00:41:25Good.
00:41:27Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:41:31Hi.
00:41:32One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:41:34And one hot chocolate.
00:41:35I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:41:40Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:41:45Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:41:47It's just for Christmas.
00:41:49But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:41:52Where's my real one?
00:41:54Uh...
00:42:00I'll tell you when you're older.
00:42:02Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:42:05Daddy!
00:42:13No!
00:42:14What?
00:42:20Daddy!
00:42:21No!
00:42:22I'm sorry.
00:42:24I'm not your dad.
00:42:25No, I know you're my daddy.
00:42:27Just as handsome as I...
00:42:28Oh.
00:42:29Mommy, hurry!
00:42:31Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:42:35I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:42:43He's gorgeous.
00:42:44Why does she feel so familiar here?
00:42:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:42:55Blonde hair, red top.
00:42:57You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:43:00So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:43:02See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:43:05Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:43:06What's your name?
00:43:07Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:43:10Max, Aurelius.
00:43:12Eva.
00:43:13I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:43:17I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:43:20I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:43:24So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:43:29$1,000 an hour?
00:43:31Well, yeah.
00:43:33It's $500 a day.
00:43:35Is that enough?
00:43:36That's the most that I can pay you.
00:43:38Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:43:40That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:43:42You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:43:44Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:43:46Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:43:49and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:43:51And then my family will get off my back,
00:43:53so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:43:56So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:44:01Fine.
00:44:02But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:44:06Okay.
00:44:07Deal.
00:44:10Ready to go get married?
00:44:25Wow.
00:44:26Clean up nice.
00:44:28This is my wedding day, after all.
00:44:30Pictures.
00:44:38Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:44:41I think we got it.
00:45:06Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:45:10To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:45:12and have a happy family.
00:45:13Yeah.
00:45:14Of course.
00:45:15Of course.
00:45:15Happy holidays, Mom.
00:45:27From my family to you.
00:45:28Bad news, boss.
00:45:38The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:45:42Wait, she bailed.
00:45:43Then who is...
00:45:45Who is she?
00:45:49Whatever.
00:45:50It doesn't matter.
00:45:52I've got what I need.
00:45:53Sam, don't worry about it.
00:45:56I already found someone.
00:46:03Okay.
00:46:04Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:46:07Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:46:08Christmas shopping?
00:46:10I should come.
00:46:12Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:46:15I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:46:18It will make it more believable.
00:46:22Fine.
00:46:23Yeah, fine.
00:46:24Okay.
00:46:25You can come.
00:46:33Let's go.
00:46:34Which mall are we going to?
00:46:35Um, let's go to that one.
00:46:37Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:46:39Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:46:49Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:46:55Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:47:01She does kind of look like him.
00:47:06So when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:47:08we will say they're from you.
00:47:10Oh, jeez.
00:47:11Here, let me get this.
00:47:14I'm going to love you, Max.
00:47:16Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:47:22we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:47:28Okay.
00:47:29Should we use our tongues or?
00:47:31No, no, no, definitely not.
00:47:33And absolutely no...
00:47:34Sex?
00:47:35Yes.
00:47:37This is strictly business.
00:47:39Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:47:42What?
00:47:44Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:47:45I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:47:53Let's go.
00:47:53Here.
00:48:01What are you doing?
00:48:02I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:48:04Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:48:10Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:48:1550% off pies?
00:48:17Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:48:1912 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:48:20They're the best kind.
00:48:22Hurry up and go.
00:48:23Go.
00:48:23What are you standing here for?
00:48:24Hello there.
00:48:27Hi.
00:48:28You ready?
00:48:28Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:48:29Okay, great.
00:48:31We have a holiday special today.
00:48:33Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:48:39Oh, great, yeah.
00:48:40What do you have that's just $15?
00:48:42Well, can you get a move on?
00:48:44I just got here.
00:48:46Relax.
00:48:47Yeah, yeah.
00:48:50Here, this will do the trick.
00:48:52Okay, thank you.
00:48:54Hurry up and pay.
00:48:59I will pay when I'm ready.
00:49:01You can wait your turn.
00:49:07Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:49:15Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies, not the pies.
00:49:17You can just set those on top.
00:49:19Hi, guys.
00:49:24I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:49:31Of course.
00:49:32Thank you so much.
00:49:33Of course.
00:49:34I hope you like pumpkin.
00:49:36She bought all 12 pies.
00:49:38Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:49:40Just to give it away.
00:49:43Merry Christmas.
00:49:44Merry Christmas.
00:49:44What?
00:49:50You do that often?
00:49:52As often as I can.
00:49:58We should go.
00:49:59We've got to pick up paper.
00:50:03Watch out.
00:50:04You done feeling me up?
00:50:25Shut up.
00:50:26Sorry, I was just in character, wifey.
00:50:29Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:50:36And don't be late.
00:50:48Harrison Group?
00:50:50Do you do construction for them or something?
00:50:53Sort of.
00:50:53Not that I'm judging.
00:50:55I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:51:01Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:51:04I think that's respectable.
00:51:06Can we pick another company?
00:51:08No.
00:51:09Harrison Group is perfect.
00:51:11And they'll find it impressive.
00:51:12My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:51:14So, it's perfect.
00:51:19Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:51:22Don't worry.
00:51:24Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:51:25I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:51:29Too much.
00:51:30Let's go, Sam.
00:51:51It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:51:54Well, Don, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:51:58It's my daughter's.
00:52:01Daughter's.
00:52:03Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:52:06Hey, there they are!
00:52:21Hey!
00:52:22Nice to meet you!
00:52:23Dad!
00:52:24I'm so glad you made it.
00:52:27Oh, I missed you.
00:52:28So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:52:33He's coming.
00:52:34Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:52:36Good, good, good.
00:52:37So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:52:42When's he arriving?
00:52:43Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:52:48Poor thing.
00:52:49Not surprising.
00:52:50I mean, she's 30.
00:52:51Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:52:55Oh, plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:53:01This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:53:04Auntie Pamela?
00:53:06Debbie?
00:53:07My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:53:10We're only worried about you.
00:53:12All these years without a husband.
00:53:14Zip it, Pamela.
00:53:15You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:53:19And look what happened.
00:53:21She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:53:25I'm not alone.
00:53:26Mm-hmm.
00:53:27And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:53:33He's a manager.
00:53:34Manager?
00:53:36Of what?
00:53:37Trash?
00:53:38Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:53:42Mm-hmm.
00:53:43You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:53:46Actually, he's right here.
00:53:49He's right here.
00:53:51Oh, wow.
00:53:53Wow.
00:53:54He is really good looking.
00:53:57Ah, must be AI.
00:53:59Mm-hmm.
00:54:00Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:54:03Fake.
00:54:04That's enough.
00:54:05She's our daughter and your niece.
00:54:07Show some respect.
00:54:08Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:54:15Well, guess what?
00:54:17William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:54:20Makes 500 grand a year.
00:54:23That's half a million.
00:54:25Half a million.
00:54:26Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:54:30And speak of the devil.
00:54:35Willie, you made it.
00:54:38There you are.
00:54:48Oh, look at you now.
00:54:51Living the dream.
00:54:52Oh, just think, Eva.
00:54:54Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:55:00So married, huh?
00:55:02Is it serious?
00:55:04That's what marriage is.
00:55:06It's pretty serious.
00:55:07Wow.
00:55:09You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:55:11Makes sense, though.
00:55:13You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:55:15Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:55:18Ugh, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:55:21Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:55:24Mm-hmm.
00:55:25That's right.
00:55:26Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:55:30Women love a man in red.
00:55:32Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:55:35Wanna sit on my lap?
00:55:37Don't touch me.
00:55:38Oh, so entitled.
00:55:41Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:55:45And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:55:49I mean, look at that car.
00:55:51Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:55:54Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:55:58Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:56:03I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:56:08My mom would never marry.
00:56:11She already has a husband and he's gonna kick your butt.
00:56:18Is that so?
00:56:19Well then, where is he?
00:56:21Because I don't see him.
00:56:23Does anyone see him?
00:56:27Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like mommy.
00:56:32That puts you on the naughty list.
00:56:35And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:56:41Hey.
00:56:42Mommy.
00:56:43Sorry.
00:56:44Are you okay?
00:56:45I see your hands.
00:56:46Oh, my God.
00:56:47I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:56:49Come on, honey.
00:56:50Let's go.
00:56:52What the hell's the matter with you?
00:56:54How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:56:57Let me go.
00:56:59Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:57:04Let me go!
00:57:06Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:57:24So, I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out.
00:57:43Alright, it's about that time.
00:57:45So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:57:55Yeah, him.
00:57:57Hi!
00:57:58Just play him on.
00:57:59Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:58:05Woo!
00:58:06Woo!
00:58:07Woo!
00:58:08Woo!
00:58:09you have a cute scar
00:58:30it's just my birthmark
00:58:32if you want me to stop
00:58:35tell me now
00:58:35I don't want you to stop
00:59:05I was so drunk last night
00:59:13I can't remember who I was with
00:59:15I must return this to her
00:59:19so I can see her again
00:59:21happy new year
00:59:27Sam it's me
00:59:28hey find me the girl from last night
00:59:31I don't care how
00:59:32just do it
00:59:33I will find you
00:59:35Maximus
00:59:40can you get married already
00:59:42bring home a wife
00:59:44or at least a girlfriend
00:59:45I need grandkids
00:59:47I need you
00:59:48message received mom
00:59:49I need to go now
00:59:51I have to inspect the new headquarters
00:59:52seven years
01:00:02why can't I ever find you
01:00:04and why do you still haunt me
01:00:06still thinking about that girl
01:00:15boss
01:00:16it's been years
01:00:18I'm ready to go to the inspection
01:00:22your vest sir
01:00:24but first we found your fake Christmas wife
01:00:27she's waiting in the coffee shop
01:00:28blonde hair
01:00:29her red top
01:00:30and sir
01:00:31make sure you use an alias
01:00:33we can't have her know
01:00:34you the Harrison group CEO
01:00:35or she'll jack up the price
01:00:36good
01:00:37finally I can get my mother
01:00:39off my back
01:00:39hi
01:00:43one iced vanilla latte please
01:00:45and one hot chocolate
01:00:46I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy
01:00:51now auntie Debra and Pamela
01:00:53can't say I have no daddy anymore
01:00:55sweetie remember it's just pretend
01:00:58it's just for Christmas
01:01:00but mommy why do we have to rent a daddy
01:01:03where's my real one
01:01:04I'll tell you when you're older
01:01:12sweetie why don't you go find us a table
01:01:14daddy
01:01:24oh
01:01:24what
01:01:25daddy
01:01:32oh
01:01:33I'm sorry
01:01:33I'm not your dad
01:01:36no I know you're my daddy
01:01:38just as handsome as I've had
01:01:39oh
01:01:40mommy hurry
01:01:41your fake Christmas husband has arrived
01:01:44I asked the agency for an average looking guy
01:01:54he's gorgeous
01:01:56why does she feel so familiar
01:02:03she's waiting in the coffee shop
01:02:06blonde hair
01:02:07red top
01:02:08you must be my new Christmas husband
01:02:10so
01:02:11you're my new Christmas wife
01:02:13see I knew you were the new daddy we had right
01:02:16hi my name's Hyper
01:02:17what's your name
01:02:18Sam didn't say anything about a kid
01:02:20Max
01:02:21Aurelius
01:02:22Eva
01:02:23I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
01:02:27I just need a wife for the holidays
01:02:30I guess mom gets her grandkid too
01:02:33so per our agreement
01:02:36the rate is $1,000 per hour
01:02:39and
01:02:40$1,000 an hour?
01:02:42well yeah
01:02:43it's $500 a day
01:02:45is that enough?
01:02:47that's the most that I can pay you
01:02:49wait you're paying me $500 a day?
01:02:51that's what I agreed with the agency
01:02:52you'll make your thousands over the week
01:02:54look
01:02:55my requirements are simple
01:02:57okay
01:02:57play my pretend husband
01:02:58come with me to my hometown
01:02:59and we all pretend to be one big happy family
01:03:02and then my family will get off my back
01:03:04so Piper can have a good Christmas for once
01:03:07so she's getting pressure from the folks too
01:03:11fine
01:03:12but you have to help me get my mom off my case too
01:03:15okay
01:03:18deal
01:03:19ready to go get married?
01:03:23wow
01:03:36clean up nice
01:03:38this is my wedding day after all
01:03:40pictures
01:03:41y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love
01:03:53I need some photos of us together too
01:04:20to prove to my parents
01:04:22that I'm actually married
01:04:23and have a happy family
01:04:24yeah
01:04:25of course
01:04:26happy holidays mom
01:04:37from my family to you
01:04:39bad news boss
01:04:49the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute
01:04:53wait she bailed
01:04:54then who is
01:04:55who is she?
01:05:00whatever
01:05:01it doesn't matter
01:05:02I've got what I need
01:05:04Sam don't worry about it
01:05:08I already found someone
01:05:09okay well
01:05:15I think it's time for us to go
01:05:17Christmas shopping waits for no one
01:05:19Christmas shopping?
01:05:21I should come
01:05:22look if you want me to be the husband
01:05:24in this fake it to your family plan
01:05:26I think I should have some say in the gifts
01:05:28it will make it more believable
01:05:30fine
01:05:34yeah fine
01:05:35okay
01:05:35you can come
01:05:36let's go
01:05:45which mall are we going to?
01:05:46um let's go to that one
01:05:48oh let's go to the bank
01:05:49what the actual fuck
01:05:57Sam
01:06:01is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
01:06:06get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
01:06:09she does kind of look like him
01:06:14so when we give these gifts to my parents
01:06:19we will say they're from you
01:06:20here let me get this
01:06:24I'm gonna love you Max
01:06:26also I was uh thinking
01:06:30that since we're married
01:06:33we should probably kiss
01:06:36once or twice
01:06:37in front of them
01:06:39okay
01:06:39should we use our tongues or
01:06:42no no definitely not
01:06:44an absolutely no
01:06:45sex?
01:06:46yes
01:06:47it's strictly business
01:06:49anything physical outside of that is not happening
01:06:52what?
01:06:55afraid you'll fall for me?
01:06:58I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
01:07:00getting in the way of her having a good Christmas
01:07:02let's go
01:07:05here
01:07:11here
01:07:11what are you doing?
01:07:13I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
01:07:15well I'm not your woman
01:07:18and this isn't a real relationship
01:07:20and I don't want your money
01:07:21attention shoppers
01:07:24all bakery items are now 50% off
01:07:2650% off pies
01:07:27quick
01:07:28go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
01:07:2912 pumpkin pies
01:07:31I hear this right?
01:07:31they're the best kind
01:07:32hurry up and go
01:07:34go
01:07:34what are you standing here for?
01:07:35hello there
01:07:38hi
01:07:38you ready?
01:07:39yes yeah
01:07:40just these things
01:07:40okay great
01:07:41we have a holiday special today
01:07:44spend 500
01:07:45get 10% off
01:07:46and you are just short
01:07:4715 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal
01:07:49oh great
01:07:50yeah
01:07:51what do you have that's just 15 bucks?
01:07:53can you get a move on?
01:07:55I just got here
01:07:57relax
01:07:58yeah
01:07:59yeah
01:07:59here this will do the trick
01:08:03okay thank you
01:08:04hurry up and pay
01:08:07I will pay when I'm ready
01:08:12you can wait your turn
01:08:14thank you
01:08:18damn
01:08:18my fake wife has some fire in her
01:08:20oh wait wait wait
01:08:26not the pies
01:08:27not the pies
01:08:27we can just set those on top
01:08:30hi guys
01:08:35I'm going to hand you all these pies
01:08:39of course
01:08:43thank you so much
01:08:45of course
01:08:45I hope you like pumpkin
01:08:46thank you
01:08:47she bought all 12 pies
01:08:49don't worry I have enough for everybody
01:08:50just to give it away
01:08:52thank you
01:08:53Merry Christmas
01:08:54what?
01:09:01you do that often?
01:09:03as often as I can
01:09:05we should go
01:09:09we gotta pick up paper
01:09:11watch out
01:09:15you done feeling me up?
01:09:36shut up
01:09:37oh sorry
01:09:38I was just in character
01:09:39wifey
01:09:39well stay out of character
01:09:41until Christmas
01:09:42and don't be late
01:09:48Harrison Group?
01:10:01do you do construction for them or something?
01:10:04sort of
01:10:04not that I'm judging
01:10:06I just
01:10:07need to get my story straight
01:10:09or my mom will eat both of us alive
01:10:10why don't we say that you do
01:10:13mid-level management
01:10:14for Harrison Group
01:10:14I think that's respectable
01:10:16can we pick another company?
01:10:19no
01:10:20Harrison Group is perfect
01:10:21and they'll find it impressive
01:10:23my cousin's husband works for them too
01:10:25so
01:10:25it's perfect
01:10:26oh and uh
01:10:32wear something nice
01:10:33for Christmas dinner
01:10:34don't worry
01:10:35okay I clean up nicely
01:10:36I wouldn't embarrass you
01:10:38too much
01:10:41let's go Sam
01:11:02it's time to check out
01:11:03the new HQ side
01:11:04hold on
01:11:05you're covered in water
01:11:06and you have a hair on your shoulder
01:11:08and it's not yours
01:11:09it's my daughter's
01:11:11daughter's
01:11:13give me a DNA test
01:11:15for that little girl
01:11:16that he's with
01:11:17hey there they are
01:11:32hey
01:11:33nice to take it
01:11:34oh
01:11:36dad
01:11:36so glad you made it
01:11:38oh
01:11:38I missed you
01:11:40so
01:11:40where's this mysterious
01:11:42husband we heard all about
01:11:44he's coming
01:11:44please don't tell me Maximus bailed
01:11:47good good good
01:11:48so
01:11:50heard you got a new hubby sweetie
01:11:53when's he arriving
01:11:54oh it's probably just some story
01:11:57she cooked up to stop people talking
01:11:59poor thing
01:12:00not surprising
01:12:01I mean
01:12:02she's 30
01:12:03once a woman hits that age
01:12:04you become undateable
01:12:06plus a kid looks so bad
01:12:09on dating apps
01:12:10this is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas
01:12:15Auntie Pamela
01:12:17Debbie
01:12:17my dating life
01:12:19quite frankly is none of your concern
01:12:21we're only worried about you
01:12:23all these years without a husband
01:12:25zip it Pamela
01:12:27you know you always spoiled her rotten
01:12:30and look what happened
01:12:32she got knocked up out of wedlock
01:12:34raising a kid all alone
01:12:36I'm not alone
01:12:36mm-hmm
01:12:38and what does this mysterious husband do
01:12:41he's a manager
01:12:45manager
01:12:46of what
01:12:47trash
01:12:48probably a cover for criminal activity
01:12:52you don't have to lie to us Eva
01:12:56actually
01:12:57he's right here
01:13:00oh wow
01:13:03wow
01:13:05he is really good looking
01:13:08ah must be AI
01:13:10mm-hmm
01:13:11congratulations Eva
01:13:12on your photoshop skills
01:13:14fake
01:13:15that's enough
01:13:15she's our daughter
01:13:17and your niece
01:13:18show some respect
01:13:19remember last year
01:13:21when I introduced you
01:13:22to my husband's nephew
01:13:24William
01:13:24and you turned him down
01:13:26well guess what
01:13:28William works for the Harrison group now
01:13:30makes 500 grand
01:13:32a year
01:13:33that's half a million
01:13:36half a million
01:13:37girls are lining up for him
01:13:39all the way to New York
01:13:40and speak of the devil
01:13:43Willie you made it
01:13:49there you are
01:13:59oh look at you now
01:14:02living the dream
01:14:03oh just think Eva
01:14:05well you could be driving around in a car like that
01:14:08had you not married that criminal waste manager
01:14:11so married huh
01:14:12is it serious?
01:14:15that's what marriage is
01:14:17it's pretty serious
01:14:18wow
01:14:19you must have rushed the tithing out huh
01:14:22makes sense though
01:14:24you not being a hot young thing anymore
01:14:26dragging that kid around with no daddy
01:14:29yeah a bullet dodged Willie
01:14:32meanwhile you're climbing the Harrison group ladder
01:14:35mm-hmm
01:14:36that's right
01:14:37just bought this brand new suit
01:14:39my Christmas bonus
01:14:41women love a man in red
01:14:43sexy like Santa Claus
01:14:46wanna sit on my lap
01:14:48don't touch me
01:14:49oh so entitled
01:14:51Williams a successful man of taste not waste
01:14:55and yet for some reason he's willing to overlook your baggage
01:15:00I mean look at that car
01:15:02could your husband afford anything even close to that?
01:15:06think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison group money
01:15:09ditch your nobody husband
01:15:11and marry me instead
01:15:13I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth
01:15:16my mom would never marry
01:15:22she already has a husband
01:15:23and he's gonna kick your butt
01:15:25is that so?
01:15:30well then
01:15:31where is he?
01:15:33because
01:15:33I don't see him
01:15:34does anyone see him?
01:15:38no
01:15:39just like I thought
01:15:40telling lies
01:15:42just like mommy
01:15:43that puts you on the naughty list
01:15:46and let me show you
01:15:48what happens to naughty children
01:15:49hey
01:15:52mommy
01:15:53sorry
01:15:54are you okay?
01:15:55see your hands
01:15:56oh my god
01:15:57I'm gonna take her in
01:15:58and get her packed up okay
01:15:59come on
01:16:00let's go
01:16:01what the hell's the matter with you?
01:16:05how dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
01:16:09let me go
01:16:10now why would I go and do a thing like that
01:16:13when I'm having such a good time
01:16:15let me go
01:16:16let me go
01:16:17touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got
01:16:34so I'm fighting the space shuttle for the second time
01:16:53and this guy passes out
01:16:55alright it's about that time
01:16:56so are you
01:16:58kissing anybody at midnight?
01:16:59uh
01:17:00uh
01:17:01yeah
01:17:06him
01:17:07hi
01:17:09just play him on
01:17:10six
01:17:11five
01:17:12four
01:17:13three
01:17:14two
01:17:15one
01:17:16happy
01:17:17you have a cute scar
01:17:41it's just my birthmark
01:17:43if you want me to stop
01:17:46tell me now
01:17:46i don't want you to stop
01:17:50you
01:18:05one
01:18:05one
01:18:07two
01:18:07three
01:18:08five
01:18:10three
01:18:11two
01:18:11three
01:18:13four
01:18:13five
01:18:14four
01:18:15five
01:18:16four
01:18:17four
01:18:17I was so drunk last night.
01:18:24I can't remember who I was with.
01:18:29I must return this to her so I can see her again.
01:18:37Happy New Year.
01:18:38Sam, it's me.
01:18:39Hey, find me the girl from last night.
01:18:42I don't care how.
01:18:43Just do it.
01:18:44I will find you.
01:18:47Maximus, can't you get married already?
01:18:54Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
01:18:57I need grandkids.
01:18:58I need you to...
01:18:59Message received, Mom.
01:19:01I need to go now.
01:19:02I have to inspect the new headquarters.
01:19:12Seven years.
01:19:14Why can't I ever find you?
01:19:16And why do you still haunt me?
01:19:25Still thinking about that girl?
01:19:27Boss, it's been years.
01:19:28I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
01:19:34Your vest, sir.
01:19:36But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
01:19:38She's waiting in the coffee shop.
01:19:40Blonde hair, red top.
01:19:42And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
01:19:44We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
01:19:47Good.
01:19:48Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
01:19:53Hi.
01:19:54One iced vanilla latte, please.
01:19:56And one hot chocolate.
01:19:59I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
01:20:02Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
01:20:07Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
01:20:09It's just for Christmas.
01:20:11But, Mommy, why do we have to rent, Daddy?
01:20:14Where's my real one?
01:20:22I'll tell you when you're older.
01:20:24Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
01:20:34Daddy!
01:20:35Daddy!
01:20:35No!
01:20:36What?
01:20:42Daddy!
01:20:43No!
01:20:44I'm sorry.
01:20:46I'm not your dad.
01:20:47No, I know you're my daddy.
01:20:49Just as handsome as I have.
01:20:50Oh.
01:20:52Mommy, hurry.
01:20:53Your fake Christmas husband has arrived.
01:20:55I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
01:21:05He's gorgeous.
01:21:12Why does she feel so familiar?
01:21:16She's waiting in the coffee shop.
01:21:17Blonde hair, red top.
01:21:19You must be my new Christmas husband.
01:21:22So, you're my new Christmas wife?
01:21:24See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
01:21:27Hi, my name's Hyper.
01:21:28What's your name?
01:21:30Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
01:21:32Max, Aurelius.
01:21:34Eva.
01:21:35I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
01:21:39I just need a wife for the holidays.
01:21:42I guess Mom gets her grandkid, too.
01:21:46So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
01:21:51$1,000 an hour?
01:21:52Well, yeah.
01:21:55It's $500 a day.
01:21:57Is that enough?
01:21:58That's the most that I can pay you.
01:22:00Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
01:22:02That's what I agreed with the agency.
01:22:04You'll make your thousands over the week.
01:22:06Look, my requirements are simple.
01:22:08Okay, play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
01:22:11and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
01:22:13And then my family will get off my back,
01:22:15so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
01:22:20So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
01:22:23Fine.
01:22:24But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
01:22:28Okay.
01:22:29Deal.
01:22:30Ready to go get married?
01:22:47Wow.
01:22:48Clean up nice.
01:22:50It was my wedding day, after all.
01:22:52Pictures.
01:22:52Pictures.
01:22:53Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
01:23:04I think we got it.
01:23:28Ooh.
01:23:29I need some photos of us together, too,
01:23:31to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
01:23:34and have a happy family.
01:23:35Yeah.
01:23:36Of course.
01:23:47Happy holidays, Mom.
01:23:49From my family to you.
01:23:59Bad news, boss.
01:24:00The agency said that the girl
01:24:01that they recruited to be your fake wife
01:24:03failed last minute.
01:24:04Wait, she bailed?
01:24:06Then who is...
01:24:07Who is she?
01:24:11Whatever.
01:24:12It doesn't matter.
01:24:14I've got what I need.
01:24:17Sam, don't worry about it.
01:24:19I already found someone.
01:24:20Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
01:24:29Christmas shopping waits for no one.
01:24:30Christmas shopping?
01:24:32I should come.
01:24:34Look, if you want me to be the husband
01:24:35in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
01:24:37I think I should have some say in the gifts.
01:24:40We'll make it more believable.
01:24:41Fine.
01:24:45Yeah, fine.
01:24:46Okay.
01:24:47You can come.
01:24:55Let's go.
01:24:56Which mall are we going to?
01:24:57Um, let's go to that one.
01:24:59Oh, let's go to the bank.
01:25:00What the actual fuck?
01:25:11Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
01:25:14of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
01:25:17Give me a DNA test for that little girl
01:25:19that he's with.
01:25:23She does kind of look like him.
01:25:28So when we give these gifts to my parents,
01:25:30we will say they're from you.
01:25:32Here, let me get this.
01:25:36I'm going to love you, Max.
01:25:39Also, I was thinking that since we're married,
01:25:44we should probably kiss once or twice
01:25:48in front of them.
01:25:50Okay.
01:25:51Should we use our tongues or?
01:25:53No, no, definitely not.
01:25:55And absolutely no.
01:25:56Sex?
01:25:57Yes.
01:25:58This is strictly business.
01:26:01Anything physical outside of that
01:26:03is not happening.
01:26:05What?
01:26:06Afraid you'll fall for me?
01:26:09I just don't want Piper
01:26:10to have messy complications
01:26:11getting in the way
01:26:12of her having a good Christmas.
01:26:15Let's go.
01:26:22Here.
01:26:22What are you doing?
01:26:24I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.