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00:00Hi, I'm Jacob Janurka from the game studio Bone Assembly.
00:04We are the strongest collection of bones in the games industry.
00:11Oh my god, are you okay?
00:20What?
00:21I think he's got that head injury thing where you can like suddenly speak a different language.
00:24Oh, cool.
00:27Jacob, you gotta stay with me.
00:30Gotta pick our game.
00:31Day of the devs is a big deal.
00:35Oh, okay, um, maybe, uh, maybe, maybe I should do it?
00:40The Dungeon Experience is a first-person adventure game.
00:43What do you mean?
00:44A low-level mud crab.
00:45Go ahead, pick me up.
00:47Get to know me.
00:48Explore my body.
00:51Oh, wow, you've got such firm hands.
00:54And you've got a grip.
00:55And they're well moisturized, too.
00:56You have done this before, haven't you?
00:59You're a professional.
01:01Professional picker-upper, that's what you are.
01:04Oh, put me down, please.
01:07In the game, I run a high fantasy theme park adventure,
01:10CrossFit Business Seminar.
01:12It's purpose is to unlock the greatest loot of them all, financial freedom.
01:17Become successful, just like me.
01:19Afford any luxury items, such as crab lamp, crab rug, race car bed, crab clock, and crab phone.
01:29We put a lot of love into our game.
01:30We try to make small details like pressing a button feel good.
01:36Oh, sorry.
01:36I should have been more specific.
01:39Not that button.
01:40Yes.
01:41These buttons.
01:49When you are ready, press my nipples to activate the mechanism.
01:52They are especially sensitive buttons.
01:54Please take care when pressing them.
01:59Don't push too quick.
02:03We also know how important first-person immersion is,
02:06so we invested a lot into full-body awareness tech.
02:09The game also has a large, unique, and interesting cast of characters to meet.
02:17Also, there's some other ones that make up the character list.
02:20But, uh, I've got some spicy fan fiction from Galaxy Pilot Star Fighters!
02:26I'd love for you to read it.
02:27Can I bid you this new business idea and workshopping?
02:40If you liked any of that, please go wishlist the dungeon experience!
02:49Are you still there?
02:50You want more for that wishlist, don't you?
02:53Um, I'll do anything.
02:56What if I let you eat me a little bit, huh?
02:58Maybe squeeze a little lemon?
02:59Dip me in some herb mayo?
03:01Go ahead.
03:02Mukbang me, adventurer!
03:04Mukbang me!
03:05My claws grow back!
03:07Don't worry!
03:08Oh my god, one wishlist for one mukbang!
03:10Oh, why didn't I think of this before?
03:12It's all part of the experience!
03:14It's all a part of the...
03:16The Dungeon Experience!
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