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00:00Pass the butter.
00:25I think you're missing a word there.
00:27Pass my butter.
00:33Thank you. You all right?
00:35No, my back's sore.
00:37That'll be because you've been scrunched up with Betsy all night.
00:40Right, all right. I just need some paint.
00:43At least you can have a rest today.
00:46Yep.
00:48She's a kicker. Always was.
00:50No, not on purpose.
00:51Do you remember when she used to sneak into our bed in the middle of the night when she was little?
00:55My back will be black and blue by the morning.
00:59Yep, but it was all worth it because you got to wake up to this beautiful face.
01:02We did.
01:03Oh, by the way, what we doing for Christmas?
01:06We?
01:07To be honest, I'm just glad to have both my mums with me on Christmas Day.
01:13And you, obviously too, Carla.
01:16Do you know what? I just want a giant turkey, Christmas crackers, no doubt you want some of mum's mince pies.
01:24Yeah, we'll see.
01:25No, I don't mind cooking up a feast.
01:27Right, well, we've got plenty of time to decide yet, don't we?
01:31You're not in a hurry then to go back to Spain?
01:34You know, Feliz Navidad and all that?
01:36I've had a change of heart, you know.
01:38I think I'll wait until the New Year.
01:40Nothing beats Christmas in Manchester and, you know, less Feliz Navidad and more fairer tale of Weatherfields.
01:47That's Carla's favourite Christmas song.
01:51Is it?
01:53Was Christmas Eve, baby, in the drunk tank?
01:58I'm actually going to Roy's for Christmas.
02:00Oh, are you in train spot us sipping sherry and playing Scrabble?
02:04Arty!
02:05Well, that'll do.
02:08You three knock yourself out, though, eh?
02:11Enjoy it.
02:14Carla, wait.
02:16How come I don't get to do hair? Why am I always on shoes?
02:21Have you got any actual experience with hair?
02:25And what's that supposed to be?
02:27Nothing.
02:29Well, maybe I could practice on Sally's and I could graduate to doing yours, eh?
02:35Oh, no chance.
02:36I'm pretty good with some head strimmers.
02:38We'd save a fortune at orders, wouldn't we, girls?
02:41Why do you think I sleep on a silk pillowcase?
02:44Actually, girls, I needed your advice because I'm organising the factory Christmas party this year and as chief party planner I need something very fabulous to wear.
02:55So, do you think I should have sparkles or do you think red velvet bow?
03:06I think bows are well last year.
03:10Do you, Stellan McCartney?
03:11Who's Stellan McCartney?
03:14I'm having a Christmas party too, you know.
03:17Oh!
03:18What, at school?
03:19No. Here. Some friends are coming later for dinner.
03:23That's cool, innit?
03:24Yeah, that's cool.
03:25Yeah, that's cool.
03:26That's totally cool.
03:27That is so cool.
03:29Yeah.
03:30I'll get some party bits from Devs.
03:32Ta.
03:33Come on, Shanice. I'll help you sort your butt bag out.
03:39Well, I'm dead chuffed for her.
03:40Yeah, me too.
03:42Looks like we might be getting a hang of this foster parent malarkey, doesn't it?
03:45Yeah.
03:50Oh, stop. Stop what you're doing.
03:53What, picking up glasses?
03:54Oh, it's so loud.
03:56Well, Pen, at the rate you're going, we're not going to be ready for opening, are we?
04:00I'll just, er...
04:02I'll just need to lay down somewhere.
04:04Anywhere.
04:06Oh!
04:11Oh, you're a cruel, cruel mistress.
04:13Yes, I am.
04:14I can't.
04:17Oh!
04:18Would you look at the state of this place?
04:20Yeah, we're on it, my friend.
04:21Doesn't look like that to me.
04:23It looks like you were doing something no mother should be witness to.
04:27Canoodling.
04:28Oh, please don't use that word, ma.
04:30Well, why don't you take your mind off it and help us clean up?
04:33Now, I would, but my knees don't bend like they used to.
04:37Look, see?
04:39I can...
04:40I can't even reach that stain on the ground there.
04:43Oh, that's a shame.
04:44Yeah, I really came in to see if everyone would like a bacon barm each.
04:49Keep your strength up.
04:50I could be persuaded.
04:51Eva?
04:52Oh, God, no.
04:53I love hers.
04:54Three bacon barms coming up.
04:57Laters.
04:59Babe.
05:00How?
05:01How is she not hungover?
05:04Oh, never a steal, that one.
05:06And a heart.
05:07Eva.
05:08Well, I am entitled to my opinion.
05:10Play her nice.
05:11That would be foolish when it comes to your mother, wouldn't it?
05:14By the way, she is hungover.
05:16She is just not foolish enough to let anybody see the truth.
05:26I thought you might start speaking today.
05:29I know, love.
05:30Patrice.
05:31I miss him so much.
05:33I know, sweetheart.
05:35Listen.
05:36He's breathing on his own.
05:39That's a start.
05:41He wasn't even meant to be working any more.
05:43He should be retired.
05:45September was the plan, wasn't it?
05:47Why didn't he just retire like he said he would?
05:49Then we'd all be in the lakes by now.
05:51Enough now.
05:52Can I help you?
05:54Oh.
05:55Hi.
05:56Hi.
05:57Nice to see you again.
05:59Kit.
06:00You worked with Dad.
06:02D.I. Costello is my boss.
06:07This is my mum.
06:08Pleasure to meet you.
06:10You two have met before?
06:12Well, only ages from passing.
06:14Why don't you go back in?
06:16Be with Dad.
06:17Bye.
06:18Bye.
06:22It's really good of you to come, but now's really not a good time for visitors.
06:29Yeah.
06:30Oh, of course.
06:31I didn't know the boss was planning on retiring.
06:35The lakes, very nice.
06:38Thanks again for popping by, but I really need to be with my husband and daughter.
06:52Fine looking fella, aren't you?
06:56Er, thanks.
06:58Oh, don't get your undies in a twist.
07:01Are you going to tell me that I can't see that sort of thing now?
07:04I just wasn't expecting it.
07:06Not even had his breakfast yet.
07:08Yeah, exactly.
07:09Not going to goose me again, are you?
07:11Just jesting with you.
07:13Jealous even.
07:14Young love.
07:15It's a wonderful thing.
07:17Yeah, well, I think love might be a bit strong for this early in the day.
07:21Well, it is never too early.
07:23You grab that girl and show her all the love that you've got.
07:27Here, one tea, one sausage.
07:30Thanks, Roy.
07:31Yeah.
07:32See ya.
07:33Bye.
07:34Yeah.
07:35Did you enjoy my party last night?
07:37Oh, very much so.
07:39Even though you snuck away early?
07:41Oh, apologies, sir.
07:43I think you were just lucky I didn't see you leaving.
07:46Why is that?
07:48Because I don't appreciate people not doing what I say.
07:51Especially on my birthday.
07:53You didn't even give me a chance to read your card.
07:56No, that's not really mine.
07:58Oh, there's a card for everyone.
08:01Perhaps I shall give you a private reading.
08:04Perhaps.
08:05Oh, thank you.
08:08Oh, no.
08:09Put you in the bin, please.
08:11Someone's been sending you love letters, eh, Roy?
08:14It is not a love letter.
08:17It is correspondence from a woman called Alice.
08:22So, a love letter then?
08:24I'm only messing my eyes.
08:26King of hearts?
08:28Beg pardon?
08:29Perhaps that's what I'll see when I read your cards.
08:33Bye for now.
08:35Yes.
08:36I'll sit down then.
08:37Bye-bye.
08:41Good, hearty breakfast.
08:45That's what I needed after the morning we've had.
08:47Shh!
08:48People will hear you.
08:49They won't be jealous.
08:51Two sex machines in there, Prime.
08:54Sex machine?
08:56Don't you limit, Mr. Handsome.
09:01Oh.
09:03So lovely to see you with a big smile on your face again.
09:06After all your pining for Todd.
09:08I'm not pining for him.
09:10I'm not.
09:12Look, very simple, right?
09:15You miss Todd.
09:16Todd.
09:17So, go and see, Todd.
09:19Oh.
09:20Excuse me.
09:25Eileen calling me back.
09:27What does she want?
09:29Eyelash.
09:30Hey, you.
09:31Just one minute, love.
09:33I'll catch you in the pub later for a drink, all right?
09:35Excuse me.
09:36You haven't told me I'd answer my question.
09:38No.
09:39I'm just in Rose, love, having your breakfast.
09:40Yeah.
09:41Oh, I'm so sorry, Ronnie.
09:46I can't believe I did that.
09:49Yeah.
09:50Just check.
09:51OK.
09:52I'm really sorry.
09:54Yeah.
09:55Bye, darling.
09:56Bye.
10:02Hey, what's happened?
10:04Oh, I've messed up big time.
10:06With what?
10:07Well, you know what?
10:08I booked my wedding for 2026 next year.
10:11Well, I've only got to book the venue for 2027.
10:16That's the year after.
10:20Why doesn't microwave wine have the same ring to it as mulled wine?
10:24What do you mean?
10:25It does.
10:26I mean, why aren't we at the actual Christmas markets?
10:28Oh, I've made it now.
10:29Drink up.
10:31It's hot.
10:32Yeah.
10:33Do you know what?
10:34It's actually all right.
10:35Would I give you anything less?
10:40I'll get it.
10:45Best mulled wine ever, right?
10:47Yeah.
10:53Oh, hiya.
10:54Hiya.
10:55I really need to speak to you.
10:57Right, come in.
10:58Afternoon.
10:59Afternoon.
11:00Afternoon.
11:01And what is it?
11:04Come on, you don't have to hide anything from us.
11:10You do know it's a day off?
11:25Yeah, sorry about that.
11:27Actually, you might be able to help us.
11:29Oh, yeah? With what?
11:30Well, I just found out Costello was planning on retiring in September.
11:35Really?
11:36So you never knew about it either?
11:39No, never.
11:41Nothing about going to the lakes?
11:43The lakes?
11:44No.
11:45So, who told you that?
11:47He overheard his wife and daughter talking in the hospital.
11:49Well, are you going to retire and buy us all the place in the lakes?
11:52Yeah, pipe down, Betts.
11:53Rude.
11:54Why wouldn't he tell us?
11:56Doesn't make sense.
11:58It's private information.
11:59He's every right to keep it to himself.
12:00Yeah, but he would have told us something like that.
12:02He just would have.
12:03Right?
12:05Well, yeah.
12:06I would have thought so.
12:08So, what's your plan, Kit?
12:09My plan's to keep digging.
12:13Right, and you'll let us know if you find anything, right?
12:17Yeah.
12:18Absolutely.
12:19Cheers.
12:30There you go.
12:31Sweet tea.
12:32Get it down.
12:33Pull up with a shock.
12:34Don't try it.
12:36Try what?
12:37Do you think that tea's going to make up for the mighty mesh of course between my two brothers?
12:42Debbie, the business with the wedding booking's got nothing to do with that.
12:45No.
12:46No, she's right.
12:47One cup of tea ain't going to solve anything.
12:50But know this, Deb.
12:52I will always see you as a sister.
12:55Even if you don't see me as one.
13:00Oh, it's Ronnie.
13:02I can't get that.
13:03You'll have to answer that.
13:04OK.
13:08Hiya, Ronnie. It's gone.
13:10What's the latest, mate?
13:14Right.
13:15Right, I see.
13:17OK.
13:18Yeah, I'll tell her.
13:20Cheers, mate.
13:22Right, please tell me this is a bad dream and that's your joke face and you're about to say it's all sorted, it's all fine and dandy.
13:29Afraid not.
13:33Really sorry, Deb.
13:35But we'll find you another venue.
13:37I don't want another venue.
13:39I want that one.
13:41I want our first dance together out on that beautiful balcony to our favourite song.
13:49What is our favourite song?
13:59What's our song?
14:00I can't remember it.
14:01It doesn't matter.
14:02It does matter.
14:04It does.
14:05That's our song.
14:06When we...
14:07When we had our first night together, that...
14:10It really well does matter.
14:12Happy birthday.
14:13I can't remember.
14:15I don't know.
14:16But I can't remember.
14:17It doesn't matter.
14:20We'll do it.
14:21Top of the house, be careful.
14:24That's a bad idea.
14:25Don't be careful.
14:26That's true.
14:27So Be careful.
14:28That's true.
14:29What's our favourite song?
14:30Bye.
14:31Bye.
14:32Bye.
14:33Bye.
14:34Bye.
14:35Bye.
14:37Bye.
14:38Bye.
14:39Never need to part
14:43That's our song
14:46Your love is king
14:50That's mine and Ronnie's song
15:06Ben, how long are those hot pots?
15:09Two minutes
15:09Um, Lauren, can I have a word whilst you're here, please?
15:12Great, what have I done now?
15:13No, you're not saying anything
15:14We just wanted to say that we're sorry for what happened, we will
15:17All right
15:19Well, it's all right
15:21I've had a word with him
15:22He's going to apologise the next time he sees you, so
15:25Right, look, I don't want things to be awkward between us all
15:27I love working here
15:28No, don't be daft
15:29Listen, it's totally fine
15:31Oh, it's you
15:33Right, Lauren's here
15:35I think there's something you'd like to say to her
15:37What?
15:39Would you put your phone away and pretend for one second that you weren't dragged up?
15:43Look, Will, I just think we should forget about what happened
15:46About, you know
15:47Yeah
15:49Oh, come on, Will
15:52She's offering you an olive branch here
15:54Can you just agree and say you're sorry?
15:58I'm sorry
15:58He's embarrassed
16:04Well, so he should be
16:06Wow, you don't mess about, do you?
16:34It's not even dark yet
16:35Are you a nephrologist now, yeah?
16:40I thought you were a backstreet copper
16:41Many talents, me
16:43But if you had, you'd know I'm allowed to drink in moderation
16:47Anyway, I found something out about Costello
16:50What?
16:51Well, he was planning on retiring
16:53But he changed his plans
16:54And?
16:57Well, he changed his plans about the same time Becky rocked up
17:00It's a bit of a coincidence, don't you think?
17:05So, what you're saying is that we were right
17:07I've been in this together
17:09It's looking more and more likely every day
17:12You know, I told Lisa right in front of Becky
17:14What's she have to say for herself?
17:17Oh, she played dumb
17:18But I've had enough experience with round dodgy coppers to know
17:21That something's not right
17:23Right, can you go now, please?
17:30You really didn't need to walk me home
17:31We wanted to
17:33Let's put Cal on first
17:35Right, well, if you stop him, take your shoes off
17:39I'm going to have to cancel my wedding, aren't I?
17:55No chance
17:56No, listen
17:58We are going to do everything we can to find you your dream venue
18:01Another one, an even dreamier one
18:03It's no good
18:05No, it'll be great
18:06Why would you say that?
18:09What, I just...
18:11I just
18:11I just
18:12I just nowt
18:13You know nothing
18:14When's the next availability at that place, eh?
18:19Two years
18:20Two years
18:22Ronnie might be marrying someone else by then
18:26And where will I be, eh?
18:33Who will I be?
18:36Deb
18:37Hey
18:42Look, I'm really sorry about me and Lauren
19:00What, you mean when you kissed her?
19:03Well, tried to, but didn't, actually
19:06But you wanted to
19:08I didn't
19:10I didn't really, but
19:11Look, all I want
19:14All I ever want
19:16Is to be with you
19:17Oh, come on, can we just forget it?
19:21Please
19:22It's my birthday
19:23It's not your birthday
19:27It will be soon
19:29You know, have you got anything special, Paul?
19:34Maybe we'll just have a toilet and see
19:36I've gone a bit overboard
19:42No
19:43I've even got a ham and gruyon wreath over there
19:46Well, that's all down to you
19:47Because I'm telling you, they don't sell that at Deb's
19:49Yeah, well, who cares?
19:51It's Christmas!
19:51Yeah?
19:51It's Christmas!
19:53Hi, girls
19:54Come and have a look at what we've got
19:56Oh, my days
19:57Looks like an actual proper party
19:59Of course it does
20:00So, why don't you two go upstairs and get changed?
20:04There might be two new Christmas party frocks on your beds
20:07Oh, man
20:12Heyo
20:18Erm, what's the latest?
20:28I'm quick, but I'm not that quick
20:30Yeah, it's blown my mind, all this
20:32I bet
20:33Should I be worried, you reckon?
20:36About?
20:37Everything
20:38Should I be laying low?
20:40Well, it's probably for the best
20:41I reckon I should be keeping an eye on you two
20:44Given these thugs knocking around, beating up police officers
20:48I understood
20:50Well, if you need me, I'll be decorating Christmas cookies with our Lisa and Betsy
20:55It's mad how it's the small, simple things you miss
20:58Just been to see Carla
21:00Oh, really?
21:03Yeah, she's nicking scotch like a bottle of water
21:05She's saying she really wants to see Lisa
21:08Okay, well, I'll tell her
21:10Good
21:12Anyway, laters
21:14See ya
21:15See ya
21:15Here we go
21:17Bye
21:18Okay, I'll tell her
21:20Bye
21:21B
21:45Was Christmas Eve, babe, in a drunk tank?
21:58What are you doing here?
22:17Kit told me you were in a bad way. Drowning your sorrows. Getting plastered.
22:23What have I done?
22:25I thought I'd do the decent thing and make sure you weren't passed out somewhere.
22:30It's got nothing to do with you. I want to see Lisa.
22:35I think you should stay away from her while you're like this.
22:38But I think you should mind your own business.
22:41Why, it is my business.
22:43Lisa's under a lot of stress and she does not need you adding to it.
22:55Two weeks. Canary Islands.
23:00What about it?
23:02I booked it a couple of days ago.
23:06Got no use for it now, have I?
23:09That's very thoughtful of you.
23:11Yeah, well, I am very thoughtful.
23:16That's why I want to see Lisa.
23:18Not to give her this.
23:20No.
23:24Tell her I'm giving up.
23:30You've won Becky.
23:34So have you got any more of those love letters then, Roy?
23:41Oh, what's this?
23:43It's a private matter.
23:45And I have been assured that any correspondence is entirely devoid of romantic intent.
23:53A girlfriend.
23:54Not a girlfriend.
23:55Who writes saucy letters.
23:58Are you blushing?
24:01With fury.
24:04Oh, hello, George. Hi. Yeah, it's Christina, the woman you were meant to be meeting today.
24:09Yeah, I hope you've got a very good reason for inflicting this utter humiliation upon me.
24:15Yeah, I just need to cancel the flowers.
24:20So, can you refund the money to my card?
24:26Oh.
24:27Right, you don't do refunds.
24:30Well, there's a surprise.
24:34Yes, you have a lovely day as well.
24:36Mm-hmm.
24:39For nothing.
24:42Enjoy spending my moolah.
24:45Debbie, it's me.
24:50Elaine.
24:51Can you give me a ring, please?
24:53Will you come?
24:54Will you come, please?
24:55Please.
25:18Close.
25:19You want one of these?
25:20Because I've got a spare glass here.
25:21Er, no.
25:22Er, I need to get going and get rid of the news.
25:23Hold on.
25:24Come on.
25:25One second.
25:26Well played.
25:27Got what you wanted.
25:28Yeah, it's not about that.
25:29I'm not playing games.
25:30Oh, come on.
25:31Of course you were.
25:32This is what you wanted.
25:33And you won.
25:34Yeah.
25:35Yeah.
25:36Yeah.
25:37What if she'd have picked me?
25:38I wouldn't have given up.
25:39Because I love her.
25:40Well, well, she didn't want you.
25:41Well, she didn't want you.
25:42Well, she'd have seen since then.
25:43Yeah.
25:44Well, she'd have seen since then.
25:45Yeah.
25:46Yeah.
25:47It's not about that.
25:48I'm not playing games.
25:49Oh, come on.
25:50I think of course you were.
25:51This is what you wanted.
25:52You won.
25:53This is what I wanted, actually.
25:54Yeah.
25:55What if, um...
25:59What if she'd have picked me?
26:02I wouldn't have given up.
26:04Because I love her.
26:06Well, she didn't want you.
26:08Well, she'd have seen since eventually.
26:10You know, we're meant to be together.
26:12So you'd have forced her to love you?
26:14If that's how you want to put it, yeah.
26:18So I had no chance then, did I?
26:21No.
26:22Not really.
26:23And I think it's probably best if you stay away from number six now.
26:28But that's my house.
26:31Well, Lisa needs to move on.
26:33Reconnect with her family.
26:35And with you hanging around, that's not going to help, is it?
26:39Okay.
26:41Yeah.
26:42Better yet, get yourself off to the Canaries.
26:47Two weeks on the beach will help you get over your break-up.
26:50And look on the bright side.
26:53You might meet somebody else.
26:55You should have been here half an hour ago.
27:08Well, there's still time.
27:12Yeah.
27:13It could be bad traffic.
27:14It is rush hour.
27:15They're not coming, are they?
27:18Oh, it's okay, love.
27:20We're here.
27:21I thought they were my friends.
27:24Well, you're too good for them, that's what I say.
27:27Why would they lie, though?
27:29Well, sometimes kids can do that.
27:32Grown-ups, too.
27:33They just...
27:34They don't think.
27:37Look, you could still have a nice time.
27:39We could play some board games if you want.
27:41No, Tim.
27:42She's a young girl.
27:44They don't play board games.
27:45That's not cool.
27:46Oh, right.
27:47Sorry.
27:48But we could get the karaoke out.
27:51We've got a karaoke in the loft.
27:52I really don't want to do karaoke, either.
27:55Can we watch Christmas film?
27:58Oh, that's a nice idea.
28:00I'm not in the mood.
28:04How did you get on at school today, Shanice?
28:06I got a sticker for good drawing.
28:09Ooh.
28:10And I got girl behaviour.
28:12Ooh.
28:13Well done.
28:14I'm going to my room.
28:16Okay, love, if that's what you want,
28:19and I'll, erm...
28:21I'll bring you up a hot chocolate in a bit.
28:32And it's always a pleasure talking to you.
28:35You're a marvellous woman, Eileen.
28:37I caught you!
28:38Chrissie?
28:39What are you doing here?
28:41Erm...
28:45This is Eileen Wilkins.
28:47Her husband has just passed.
28:48Oh.
28:50So we were discussing funeral arrangements.
28:53Oh.
28:54I'm...
28:55Oh, I'm so sorry.
28:59Erm...
29:00Did you want something?
29:01Er, no.
29:02No, no, not...
29:03Not really.
29:04No, I'll just, erm...
29:05You said you caught him?
29:06Er, yes.
29:07I...
29:08I caught him.
29:09I caught him working late,
29:12cos he's...
29:13Do you know what?
29:14He's a workaholic, this one.
29:15Work, work, work.
29:16Busy PA.
29:17You all right?
29:18Yeah.
29:19You all right?
29:20Yeah.
29:21You all right?
29:22Yeah.
29:23You know, I saw you at the precinct before.
29:26With that Megan girl.
29:27Right.
29:28You two seem close.
29:29Not really.
29:30She's just my coach.
29:31She's dead pretty though, ain't she?
29:32If you say so, I hadn't...
29:33I hadn't noticed.
29:34Do you know what?
29:35Do you know what?
29:36I just...
29:37I just...
29:38I just...
29:39I just...
29:40I just...
29:41You know, I saw you at the precinct before.
29:43With that Megan girl.
29:44Right.
29:45You two seem close.
29:47Not really.
29:48She's just my coach.
29:50She's dead pretty though, ain't she?
29:51If you say so, I hadn't...
29:52I hadn't noticed.
29:53Do you know what I just don't get?
30:06Why were you down the precinct with your sports coach?
30:08We were just talking about training.
30:10You know, nutrition.
30:12Seemed pretty intense to me, Will.
30:15Well, it wasn't, so...
30:17You don't need to worry about it.
30:23Yeah.
30:24All right then.
30:29All I'm saying is be careful.
30:31Yeah.
30:41What's wrong with the Polo Express?
30:43It's boring.
30:44Yeah.
30:45All right.
30:46Love Actually then.
30:47No, no, no, no.
30:48It's too cringe.
30:49Yeah, I agree.
30:50Well, what do you want to watch then?
30:52Oh, do you want to watch then?
30:53Oh, do you want to hear?
30:56Right.
30:57Die hard.
30:58Excellent choice, daughter.
31:00Seems appropriate somewhere.
31:02Fair point.
31:09Hi, Colin.
31:11You all right?
31:12No, she's not.
31:13She's drunk.
31:14I'm not drunk.
31:15I'm not drunk.
31:16I was pretending to be drunk.
31:17I'm stone cold sober.
31:19All right.
31:20Why were you pretending to be drunk?
31:22To catch this one out.
31:24Yeah, I had a lovely little chat with Lady Lazarus here.
31:27Earlier.
31:28She, er...
31:29She told me some interesting stuff, didn't you?
31:35Merry Christmas.
31:36Look on the bright side.
31:37You might meet somebody else.
31:38What is it you please say?
31:39Bang to rights.
31:40Right.
31:41I don't know what it is you're actually trying to prove here.
31:42I'm trying to prove that you've deliberately been trying to split me and Lisa up.
31:46I don't deny that I love Lisa.
31:47I always have done.
31:48And, yeah, I wanted her back.
31:49I don't know what it is you're actually trying to prove here.
31:51I'm trying to prove that you've deliberately been trying to split me and Lisa up.
31:53I don't deny that I love Lisa.
31:54I always have done.
31:55And, yeah, I wanted her back.
31:56There you go.
31:57She just admitted it.
31:58Again.
31:59I hoped you'd break up.
32:00I wanted my family that I'd lost.
32:01You chose to lose them.
32:02And, yeah, I wanted her back.
32:03There you go.
32:04She just admitted it.
32:05Again.
32:06I hoped you'd break up.
32:07I wanted my family that I'd lost.
32:08You chose to lose them.
32:09What about all the lies you've told to get here, eh?
32:10Yeah.
32:11I haven't lied.
32:12Yes, you have.
32:13All the people that are watching you, that are after you, you're scared.
32:15That isn't a lie.
32:16She is scared.
32:17Betsy, she is devious and dishonest.
32:18Let Carla, those mean the same thing.
32:19Does she tell you?
32:20Did you tell you that you're scared?
32:21That's a lie.
32:22I'm scared.
32:23I'm scared.
32:24I'm scared.
32:25I'm scared.
32:26I'm scared.
32:27I'm scared.
32:28I'm scared.
32:29I'm scared.
32:30I'm scared.
32:31I'm scared.
32:32I'm scared.
32:33I'm scared.
32:34I'm scared.
32:35I'm scared.
32:36I'm scared.
32:37Did she tell you that you were meant to come and see me in the factory?
32:40Did she ask you to?
32:42No.
32:43Well, she was meant to.
32:45But instead, she came to see me, didn't you?
32:47That's manipulative.
32:48That's trying to keep us apart.
32:50Why didn't you tell me?
32:51I didn't want to stress you out having to see her in a state.
32:54You know, worked up and drunk.
32:55I wasn't drunk.
32:56Yeah, we know that now, don't we?
32:57That is weird, you know, pretending to be drunk and recording her.
33:00I was just trying to make you see who she is.
33:02Right, well, both of you just stop.
33:04All right?
33:05You've got to see what she's doing to us.
33:06No, enough.
33:07I've had it up to here with the pair of you.
33:09All right?
33:10I'm not some kind of prize to be won in a cracker.
33:13I bet you took a war over someone else.
33:15Mum.
33:16Cup of tea?
33:17You think you're so clever, don't you?
33:26I've got to warn you I'm a stubborn cow.
33:27I'm going to find out what you are and just what you've been up to.
33:39I am so sorry that I interrupted your meeting.
33:40No, actually, I'm glad you did.
33:41She's been here over there now.
33:42I mean, she's a lovely woman, but oof, I was nodding off.
33:46I meant what I said there, you know, you were working very hard.
33:47Yeah, I've got no choice, have I with Todd not here?
33:48I mean, someone's got to do it.
33:49You're going to end up in one of your coffins if you're not careful, you.
33:50Yeah, well, at least I know the good quality.
33:51Hmm.
33:52Why did you get in touch with Eileen?
33:53Hmm.
33:54Why did you get in touch with Eileen?
33:55To be honest, I'm worried about her.
33:56I don't know.
33:57I don't know.
33:58I'm sorry that I interrupted your meeting.
33:59No, actually, I'm glad you did.
34:00She's been here over there now.
34:01I mean, she's a lovely woman, but oof, I was nodding off.
34:04I meant what I said there, you know, you were working very hard.
34:07Yeah, I've got no choice, have I with Todd not here?
34:09I mean, someone's got to do it.
34:10I know, but you're going to end up in one of your coffins if you're not careful, you.
34:13Yeah, well, at least I know the good quality.
34:15Hmm.
34:16Why did you get in touch with Eileen?
34:19To be honest, I'm worried about Todd.
34:24He's changed so much since he hooked up with Theo.
34:27What did she say?
34:30Seems happy enough.
34:33She speaks to him.
34:34Gets messages.
34:36Hmm.
34:37No, I don't know.
34:39When I saw him the other day, he was very off.
34:43He's not quite himself.
34:44Hmm.
34:45I suppose if his mum thinks he's okay, then we have to take her word for it.
34:50Yeah, but all this worrying is not very good for you, is it?
34:52I can't help it, Chrissie.
34:54I care about the lad.
34:56Hmm.
34:57Well, if you are worried about it, you can always talk to me, can't you?
35:02Hmm.
35:06I can't believe you got jealous.
35:08Of course I did.
35:10I know how much Eileen meant to you.
35:12Hmm.
35:13Hmm.
35:14Yeah, that's true.
35:16It's all in the past now, though.
35:19I've moved on.
35:21I'm okay.
35:22Hmm.
35:23Hmm.
35:27Beautiful.
35:30Oh.
35:31What's the big to do?
35:32I've got stuff on.
35:33And what are you doing behind my bar?
35:34Er, we are celebrating and we wanted you to join us.
35:37To toast the good news.
35:39Oh, you're not engaged, are you?
35:41Don't be daft.
35:42You're not pregnant.
35:43Calm down.
35:44It's not like that.
35:45We've taken the liberty of sorting you out a new wedding venue.
35:48Well, I've told you, I am not doing it in here.
35:50Monkford home.
35:52Monkford home?
35:53Mm-hmm.
35:54In Yorkshire?
35:55Yeah, you said it was one of your favourite options, right?
35:57Yeah, but we checked that out.
35:58It's so expensive.
35:59Luckily, they had a cancellation in three weeks' time and...
36:04They're doing it for half price.
36:06Really?
36:07Yeah!
36:08Wow, that's amazing!
36:09No, Carl's amazing.
36:10He's the one who made the call.
36:11So, get that down, yeah?
36:12I just need to pay a deposit, 3,000.
36:13That okay?
36:14Yeah, no problem.
36:15Yeah, yeah.
36:16Pay it now.
36:17And take it out of the hotel account.
36:18Consider it done.
36:19Cheers!
36:20Cheers!
36:21Mumford home.
36:22Oh!
36:23Oh!
36:24Oh!
36:25Oh!
36:26Oh!
36:27Oh!
36:28Oh!
36:29Oh!
36:30Oh!
36:31Oh!
36:32Oh!
36:33Oh!
36:34Oh!
36:35Oh!
36:36Oh!
36:37Oh!
36:38Oh!
36:39Oh!
36:40Oh!
36:41Oh!
36:42Oh, let's go.
36:44Oh!
36:53Oh!
36:54Oh, yeah!
36:55Oh!
36:56Oh!
36:57Oh!
36:58Oh, no, no!
36:59Lonely pup in the Christmas shop for me.
37:01Mmm!
37:02That's so sad, you want some of...
37:03Uplifting.
37:04It's Christmas.
37:05Uplifting.
37:06The cavalry one's about people freezing to death in a war.
37:08Ho, ho, ho.
37:09Hey, don't look.
37:14See, Will, he keeps proper staring at us.
37:18Feels a bit weird.
37:21Actually, erm...
37:23I think he might have a crush on me.
37:28Oh, yeah.
37:31Yeah, that can be a tricky one.
37:33I know from the personal experience, trust me.
37:37Do you want my advice?
37:39Yeah.
37:40Keep him at arm's length.
37:43Well, I can't back out of coaching him.
37:45He needs me.
37:47Especially after the house move, leaving all his mates.
37:52Well, then you just have to make it clear, won't you?
37:55You're just his coach.
37:57Nothing else.
38:00Yeah.
38:01Yeah, yeah, you're probably right.
38:02You all right?
38:11Yeah.
38:12I'm fine.
38:21Hey, don't eat all them volivants, because I can use them for the factory Christmas party tomorrow.
38:26Yeah, how rotten were them kids, letting her down like that?
38:28Poor Joanie.
38:29She was heartbroken.
38:30Oh, you know what they can be like at that age.
38:32Children can be very cruel.
38:34Well, I've got a good mind to go into school tomorrow and have it out with them.
38:37Let them know how mean they are.
38:38What, and you think that's a good idea?
38:40Yeah, I do.
38:41We know who they are.
38:41Let's embarrass them like they embarrass Joanie.
38:43What, and humiliate her all over again?
38:46You'd probably get yourself arrested.
38:47What, so we just let it go, or do we let them get away with what they did?
38:51Unfortunately, yeah, I think we do.
38:53Might be upsetting, but Joanie needs to learn for herself.
38:56Well, we should help her.
38:59Tim, and how do we do that?
39:01By charging into school and kicking off?
39:04Who said anything about charging?
39:06You know, I'm not being patronising, but...
39:09Here we go.
39:10You're a man, Tim. You don't understand teenage girls.
39:15I did all right with Faye.
39:17She got knocked up when she were 12.
39:19Well, it wasn't my fault.
39:20Well, I'm not saying it is, but the point is, I've got more experience.
39:24You know, day in, day out with Rosie and Sophie.
39:27That makes you better than me, does it?
39:29No, it doesn't. I'm not saying that.
39:32But you mean well, Tim, but you could make things worse.
39:37Well, it might make them better.
39:40Look, all those girls need is to have a good home life
39:45and they need to feel safe with us.
39:47Yeah, but...
39:48No, but.
39:49Now, stop eating the bull-a-bots and shove them in that Tupperware.
39:53Hey, Crystal.
40:01Hello.
40:01Hello.
40:03Hello.
40:04It's...
40:04It's Carl O'Connor.
40:07Okay, Lisa Swain's partner.
40:10Okay.
40:11Stay with me.
40:13I'm sorry you're not well, okay?
40:15But I need some information.
40:19I think Becky Swain was behind your attack.
40:24Okay.
40:25She was.
40:28Okay.
40:30Coastal, stay with me.
40:31We need to prove that.
40:33We need to prove it.
40:34We need evidence.
40:35Where can we find that?
40:37Yeah?
40:43Yeah, Hill.
40:45What?
40:46Say again.
40:47Hill.
40:48Hill.
40:49Hill.
40:50Hill.
40:52What's that?
40:57No, I just want to pay a deposit for the wedding.
41:00Webster Bailey, yeah.
41:02Is Carl okay?
41:04Yeah, I can hold.
41:05Are you ready to go?
41:06Yeah, I'm just on the phone to the wedding planner.
41:08I'll meet you outside.
41:08No, I can wait.
41:09No, no, no, it's fine.
41:10You go.
41:10I won't be long.
41:12Right.
41:19Do you want the long card number?
41:21Yeah, and how much was it again?
41:23£1,000?
41:26Great.
41:28Yep.
41:29Comet?
41:30Dancer?
41:32Brancer?
41:32Are there any more?
41:37Yeah, obvious one.
41:39Who?
41:39Think of something red and glowing.
41:45Fireball?
41:46What?
41:47No, Rudolph!
41:49Oh, yeah.
41:50Well, actually, there was a reindeer called Fireball, but he just wasn't part of the main gang.
41:59Really?
42:00Yeah.
42:00See, this is what I like about you.
42:02You're just full of interesting festive facts.
42:05Oh, so not the sparkling personality and keen intellect?
42:09Nah, it's definitely the festive facts.
42:12Right, OK.
42:15So...
42:16Would you like to come up for a cup of euphemism?
42:24Oh, er...
42:25I'm not sure.
42:28I happen to have some really good decaf euphemism.
42:32Freshly ground.
42:36Oh, well then.
42:37That sounds...
42:40lovely.
42:44Can I have oat milk in my euphemism?
42:47You can have whatever you want after that.
42:49Come on.
42:52Watch the step.
42:53Yeah.
42:54Oh, it's freezing.
42:55Come on.
42:55Woo!
42:58You sure?
42:59Hill and Rhubarb.
43:01Yeah, but that's what I heard.
43:04It was pretty hard to hear anything.
43:07What does that even mean?
43:09I don't know.
43:10It must be linked to Becky, because that's who I was talking about.
43:13Unless he was just high on his meds.
43:16Did seem quite out of it.
43:17Well, there's got to be something we're not seeing.
43:21Well, I don't know.
43:22It's like we're doing a jigsaw without the box missing, innit?
43:24Right, well, let's just keep digging.
43:29You know what?
43:30No.
43:31How would I know?
43:32Right, well, you can't give up now.
43:33Well, I can't be dealing with it.
43:35It's exhausting, all of it.
43:36Right, well, we just need to push on, Carla.
43:38You know, we'll find the missing pieces.
43:42Look, I'm sorry.
43:42You do what you want, OK?
43:44Like I said, I've had enough.
43:47I don't know.
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