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00:00Hi, I'm Jacob Janurka from the game studio Bone Assembly.
00:04We are the strongest collection of bones in the games industry.
00:11Oh my god, are you okay?
00:13I think he's got that head injury thing where you can like suddenly speak a different language.
00:25Oh, cool.
00:27Jacob, you gotta stay with me.
00:29We gotta pick our game.
00:31Day of the devs is a big deal.
00:35Oh, okay, um, maybe I should do it?
00:40The Dungeon Experience is a first-person adventure game.
00:43What do you mean?
00:44A low-level mud crab.
00:45Go ahead, pick me up.
00:47Get to know me.
00:48Explore my body.
00:50Oh, wow.
00:52You've got such firm hands.
00:54Man, you've got a grip.
00:55And they're well moisturized too.
00:56You have done this before, haven't you?
00:59You're a professional.
01:00Professional picker-upper.
01:02That's what you are.
01:04Oh, put me down, please.
01:06Go ahead.
01:07In the game, I run a high fantasy theme park adventure.
01:10CrossFit Business Seminar.
01:12It's purpose is to unlock the greatest loot of them all.
01:15Financial freedom.
01:17Become successful, just like me.
01:19Afford any luxury items, such as crab lamp, crab rug, race car bed, crab clock, and crab phone.
01:29We put a lot of love into our game.
01:31We try to make small details like pressing a button feel good.
01:34Oh, sorry, I should have been more specific.
01:39Not that button.
01:40Yes.
01:41These buttons.
01:49When you're ready, press my nipples to activate the mechanism.
01:52They are especially sensitive buttons.
01:54Please take care when pressing them.
01:55Don't push too quick.
02:00We also know how important first person immersion is.
02:06So, we invested a lot into full body awareness tech.
02:12The game also has a large, unique, and interesting cast of characters to meet.
02:17Also, there's some other ones that make up the character list.
02:20But, I've got some spicy fan fiction from Galaxy Pilot Star Fighters.
02:25I'd love for you to read it.
02:28Can I bid you this new business idea and work shopping?
02:40If you liked any of that, please go wishlist a dungeon experience.
02:49Are you still there?
02:51You want more for that wishlist, don't you?
02:53Um, I'll do anything.
02:55What if I let you eat me a little bit, huh?
02:58Maybe squeeze a little lemon?
02:59Dip me in some herb mayo?
03:01Go ahead.
03:02Mukbang me, adventurer.
03:04Mukbang me!
03:05My claws grow back.
03:06Don't worry.
03:07Oh my god.
03:08One wishlist for one mukbang.
03:10Oh, why didn't I think of this before?
03:12It's all part of the experience.
03:14It's all a part of the-
03:16The-
03:17Discovering experience!
03:19The Yeah!
03:21meeting with-
03:26You've got co лет, many people in fact AMBANGS.
03:28It's all a part of the heartcut5C겠지만 and the Rewindillerυτ system.
03:32If you would rather, have you had the name of the monster measuring team?
03:34It is already ruining my life to the cimmer.
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