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00:00:53HAY you little punk
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00:01:55Hand over your currency, it's no longer current.
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00:02:01Rent my broken dreams.
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00:03:41Bize de.
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00:03:45Avruşatı.
00:03:46Evet.
00:03:47Amex'in.
00:03:48O zaman, ne?
00:03:49Iyada bu.
00:03:50Bir şey.
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00:03:52Yemez.
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00:04:02Beste.
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00:06:21Hi Seymour.
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00:07:26You should make a naked lady.
00:07:28It would probably sell.
00:07:30And a naked man.
00:07:31You'd like that, wouldn't you?
00:07:37These dummies just can't recognize fine art when they see it.
00:07:41If all else fails, we can boil them up and eat them.
00:07:48I'm sorry, I'm sorry. My bad.
00:07:50It's okay. No one was buying them anyway.
00:07:52Well, how much were you charging?
00:07:54Five bucks.
00:07:55Five bucks? For noodlis? I could have made those!
00:08:00They said the same thing to Picasso.
00:08:05That's creative.
00:08:06Thanks.
00:08:07How much are they?
00:08:08Four dollars.
00:08:09Alright.
00:08:21Those look weird.
00:08:22Thanks.
00:08:23What's that one?
00:08:24What's that one?
00:08:25It's a naked lady.
00:08:26How much?
00:08:27Five hundred dollars.
00:08:28Tell you what, I'm gonna give you a hundred bucks? Or that one right there? Not a penny more.
00:08:33You have a little smudge.
00:08:47Ow.
00:08:48It's a really big smudge.
00:08:51Life is full of smudges.
00:08:53It's like you never grew up.
00:08:55Maybe I didn't have it in me.
00:08:56What?
00:08:57Growth.
00:08:58Everyone does.
00:09:00Perhaps I didn't want to.
00:09:02That's a different story.
00:09:04Ah! You're doing it!
00:09:05What?
00:09:06Psycho-analyzing.
00:09:08So you're pretty much all grown up and settled, huh?
00:09:11Settled?
00:09:12You know, you have a fully plotted career path, a mortgage, a 401k.
00:09:16You know with absolute certainty who you'll spend the rest of your life with.
00:09:20I wouldn't be shocked if you already started saving for your unborn children's college education.
00:09:25The writing is on the wall.
00:09:28Scary.
00:09:29It's your life, not mine.
00:09:35So April looks more or less the same as she did in high school.
00:09:38You still have a hard-on for her.
00:09:40No I don't.
00:09:41Hello sir, my name is Pierre.
00:09:44Nice to meet you.
00:09:45A banker friend of mine apparently acquired one of your masterpieces, very cheap.
00:09:49Would you like to buy one?
00:09:51Well no, but I'd like to hang them in my gallery.
00:09:55I think I could make you a star.
00:09:57Wow.
00:09:59Oh.
00:10:00I think you've been outclassed.
00:10:10Story of my life.
00:10:11You're really an artist.
00:10:21Tea for Tuffy.
00:10:23Cool.
00:10:34Okay, so basically spell out the word war underneath stop.
00:10:38Because then it's going to say, stop war.
00:10:55No more selling dainty little artwork for the man.
00:10:57We are artists of the streets.
00:10:59Viva la raza!
00:11:00Huh?
00:11:01I don't know.
00:11:02You're going to have to panhandle somewhere else.
00:11:06Who's panhandling?
00:11:07Move along stinky.
00:11:11I just bathed.
00:11:12That was yesterday.
00:11:13Crap.
00:11:24What are you doing?
00:11:26Oh I call it happy bird's nest.
00:11:28You'd better vacate the premises.
00:11:31It's hard to take a rental cop seriously.
00:11:34Perhaps a mustache would lend him a certain gravitas.
00:11:42Uh oh.
00:11:43You let him know who you're in a cop?
00:11:45I don't know what being a cop about the seizure and I'm not afraid for you.
00:11:48You should come down here and pick him up and book him ASAP.
00:11:50You used excessive force.
00:11:53You sexually assaulted this man.
00:11:55I bet you took this job just so you can handcuff people.
00:11:58PERVERT!
00:12:06Hey Buttercup, give me a sandwich.
00:12:13Give the boss your bread.
00:12:14Hm?
00:12:15I'm Buttercup?
00:12:16You're whatever Boomer says you are.
00:12:19Okay but uh you might get herpes.
00:12:23I already got it.
00:12:25And malaria.
00:12:27Ugh.
00:12:28But boss you can't get malaria from a sandwich.
00:12:33It's only transmitted through the African tsetse fly.
00:12:35Teach him not to threaten a Boomer with such fake diseases.
00:12:39No.
00:12:40That's sleeping sickness.
00:12:41What?
00:12:42That's sleeping sickness.
00:12:43What?
00:12:48The tsetse fly does not give you malaria.
00:12:50It gives you sleeping sickness.
00:12:51Mhm.
00:12:54He's right boss.
00:12:55Kick his ass!
00:13:04Can I have this?
00:13:05Sure.
00:13:07Well not all of them.
00:13:11I need them all to fight the darkness.
00:13:16Okay boss.
00:13:21He'll protect you.
00:13:26Thanks boss.
00:13:28Take your medication okay?
00:13:30Sure thing.
00:13:39Do you need a standard psych evaluation before we can let this indigent go?
00:13:43Indigent?
00:13:45Want me to stick around for your protection?
00:13:47That won't be necessary.
00:13:52What happened to your face?
00:13:54Oh I got into a little scuffle.
00:13:56Hey hey you should see the other guy.
00:13:59He's pretty much unscathed.
00:14:02Vandalism?
00:14:03Defacement of property?
00:14:05Assault?
00:14:06I was just expressing myself artistically.
00:14:08That doesn't make me crazy right?
00:14:10You're not crazy Bobby.
00:14:12Just misunderstood.
00:14:15I've been looking all over for you.
00:14:19Hey Tuffy.
00:14:22What the hell happened to your face?
00:14:26Oh a couple gang bangers beat me down in a holding cell.
00:14:29Who are you talking to?
00:14:31Tuffy.
00:14:33Oh hey April how you been?
00:14:36Tuffy was wondering how you've been.
00:14:39Who's Tuffy?
00:14:41Remember Tuffy from high school?
00:14:43Why do all your stuck up friends give me the cold shoulder?
00:14:46I'm going to have him let you out Bobby but you're going to need some counseling.
00:14:52Yeah fatty here needs weight watchers.
00:14:55Myocondria.
00:15:05It's like the power plant of the cell.
00:15:07Right.
00:15:10Name the DNA bases.
00:15:11Adenine.
00:15:13Guanine.
00:15:15Thiamine.
00:15:17Cytosine.
00:15:18When did you study this?
00:15:20Hmm.
00:15:24Mr. Sorum's cute.
00:15:26He's old.
00:15:28Not that old.
00:15:29Hello?
00:15:34Oh hey Chaz.
00:15:37Yeah?
00:15:39How many goals?
00:15:41Picture her in this.
00:15:45Oh Chaz you're so funny.
00:15:54Stop.
00:15:56Why are you doing this to me?
00:15:58Yeah I'm coming right over.
00:16:00Love you.
00:16:01Bye.
00:16:03Let's study more later okay?
00:16:06Okay.
00:16:08Bobby is a nut job.
00:16:10If I'm a nut job you don't exist.
00:16:14Bobby is quite normal.
00:16:17That's what I thought.
00:16:19Now go make me a sammich.
00:16:21Don't make me clock you in front of this police station.
00:16:24I'm so hungry.
00:16:26Again?
00:16:27Yeah this crazy thing happens every time I don't eat for a few hours.
00:16:30We need to find a way to get food three times a day without making it into this big scavenger hunt.
00:16:35See those apartments up there?
00:16:37Uh huh.
00:16:38They contain these cool boxes called refrigerators.
00:16:42Yeah.
00:16:43And they're filled with food.
00:16:45And every time the people get hungry all they have to do is open the refrigerator and eat the food.
00:16:51Sign us up.
00:16:52It's not that easy.
00:16:53It never is.
00:16:55We need money.
00:16:56Of course.
00:16:57I think we should get jobs.
00:16:59But I want to be free.
00:17:00Free and hungry.
00:17:01If that's what it takes.
00:17:03You know I was thinking.
00:17:04I kind of want to leave my mark on this world in something more permanent than noodles.
00:17:09Fine.
00:17:10Get a job.
00:17:11That'll work.
00:17:12Pssh.
00:17:16Don't do it.
00:17:17You'll hate life.
00:17:18You'll hate it.
00:17:20You'll become one of them.
00:17:21I can't bum forever.
00:17:24Don't leave me.
00:17:25I'll return.
00:17:28Triumphant.
00:17:30Hopefully.
00:17:32How many words per minute?
00:17:33Huh?
00:17:34How many words can you type per minute?
00:17:37That depends.
00:17:38On what?
00:17:40On whether they're long words or short ones.
00:17:42I mean I could type the word A like a thousand times.
00:17:45I have the perfect job for you.
00:18:02Smith report.
00:18:03Huh?
00:18:04Uh.
00:18:05It's done.
00:18:12Why don't these jerkoffs give us dental coverage?
00:18:14Uh.
00:18:15I got a toothbrush.
00:18:16Jerkoffs.
00:18:17Dobson letter?
00:18:18Uh.
00:18:19It's finished.
00:18:21Dobson letter?
00:18:22Uh.
00:18:23It's finished.
00:18:25Dobson letter?
00:18:26Uh.
00:18:27It's finished.
00:18:28Oh look.
00:18:29Uncle Tom's back from working.
00:18:30Oh look.
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00:24:36So...
00:24:38Ne?
00:24:40Not much, Bobby.
00:24:42It's only been a few days since the last time you got picked up.
00:24:44Oops.
00:24:46What's going through your head?
00:24:48I don't know. Sugar plums?
00:24:50So, you're hearing voices?
00:24:52Oh yeah, I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to do.
00:24:54You do?
00:24:56No. What are you, crazy?
00:24:58So, tell me about your friend.
00:25:00I know this cool bird named April.
00:25:02I hear she likes to collect Civil War memorabilia.
00:25:04Is Tuffy in the room with us?
00:25:06Do you see him?
00:25:08Where is he?
00:25:10I don't know. He's probably off chasing
00:25:12squirrels or schoolgirls or something.
00:25:14Bobby,
00:25:16you're mentally ill.
00:25:18What exactly does that mean?
00:25:20It means you need help.
00:25:22Need is a very subjective word.
00:25:24I want to help you.
00:25:26Knock yourself out.
00:25:28I love you, Mrs. Duck.
00:25:32Mrs. Duck.
00:25:34You're everything to me.
00:25:40This is your home?
00:25:42Excuse me.
00:25:44Shhh.
00:25:46Well, this is actually my summer home.
00:25:48My main estate is down the block behind the Piggly Wiggly.
00:25:52You can't live here.
00:25:54What are you talking about? This is the most luxurious alley in town.
00:25:58I'm going to go ahead in Allitectural Digest.
00:26:00Bobby.
00:26:01April.
00:26:02You can crash at my place until you get back on your feet.
00:26:05No thanks. I like my chateau.
00:26:08You let me stay at your house when my dad lost his,
00:26:11so I would be happy to return the favor.
00:26:14Well, if it makes you happy.
00:26:16Hey, what am I, chopped liver?
00:26:22I'm sure you'll get a new house soon.
00:26:31I hear great things about Chapter 11 bankruptcy reorganization.
00:26:34And Chaz was all wrong for you.
00:26:36I mean, you need a much nicer guy.
00:26:38And you can get a new cat at the shelter.
00:26:43Not that it'll ever completely replace Pookie.
00:26:46Mono's not that bad, as long as you drink lots of water.
00:26:50I'll shut up now.
00:26:59Hiya, Seymour.
00:27:01Good afternoon.
00:27:03The toes look great.
00:27:05They're practically glowing.
00:27:06Thanks.
00:27:07To what do I owe this pleasure?
00:27:10Bobby needs to crash on our couch.
00:27:12I see.
00:27:13You'll hardly notice me.
00:27:15My God, put some clothes on.
00:27:17Well, I barely had a chance before you left me high and dry.
00:27:20Dry?
00:27:21You're dripping all over the place.
00:27:23At least go towel off or something.
00:27:25Fine.
00:27:27Fascist!
00:27:28Sorry, it's like he was born in a barn.
00:27:31I think April would be better able to counsel you if you weren't living in the same home.
00:27:35You know, a therapist needs to keep her distance from her patients so she can see things more objectively.
00:27:41You're probably right.
00:27:46It's about time we rambled on.
00:27:51Wait for me, you fickle pickle.
00:27:53I should have just stayed in the tub.
00:27:55Bobby needs my help.
00:27:57So help, but he doesn't need to sprawl out on our sofa while we're working for a living.
00:28:02You're like a little girl taking in strays.
00:28:05The guy had so much potential.
00:28:07Doesn't this Florence Nightingale thing get a little old?
00:28:11You know, we could be living in a much larger home if you would just join me in the private sector.
00:28:16So I can get overpaid to hear self-indulgent rich people whine about their broken fingernails?
00:28:22Some of them have real problems.
00:28:30Hey guys, it really warms my heart to see you all here.
00:28:32Let's get down to business.
00:28:34What are those?
00:28:39It's not a trick question.
00:28:40Oink, oink!
00:28:41They're cops.
00:28:42They're cops.
00:28:43Yes.
00:28:44You're right.
00:28:45They are cops.
00:28:46But on a deeper level?
00:28:47Men?
00:28:48Yes.
00:28:49Cops are men and women.
00:28:50But these are just cartoons.
00:28:52They still trigger a meaning in our minds.
00:28:57What do you see?
00:28:59Politicians?
00:29:01Okay.
00:29:04What are these?
00:29:05Logos!
00:29:06Yes.
00:29:09What's this?
00:29:10Money?
00:29:11I could use some of that.
00:29:12Why?
00:29:13Uh, people seem willing to give me stuff for it.
00:29:16You can give people little green sheets of paper and they give you actual goods and services?
00:29:22You know money used to be backed by precious metals?
00:29:25Now it's backed by nothing.
00:29:27It has no intrinsic value.
00:29:29Only the value people think it has.
00:29:31Currency is a mass hallucination.
00:29:34What does the money and the logos and the politicians and the cops all have in common?
00:29:39They're just symbols.
00:29:41But they hold power over us.
00:29:43You know, when a cop pulls you over, you have to listen to him.
00:29:46Why?
00:29:47Because he has a badge.
00:29:48He's an authority symbol.
00:29:50When you go to buy a car, a different logo on the hood jacks up the price thousands of dollars.
00:29:56Why?
00:29:57Because it's a status symbol.
00:30:00All these logos and brand names trigger perceptions in our mind of a product's value,
00:30:05when in truth we can get a better impression just by looking at it or touching it.
00:30:10These symbols are obscuring our perception of reality.
00:30:15So what do you want us to do?
00:30:17We need to stop taking the symbols at face value.
00:30:19We need to be conscious of how they play on our emotions.
00:30:22How they tell us what we want to hear, even if it's just nonsense.
00:30:25How they con us into swallowing mountains of institutional lies.
00:30:29That's the only way we can break free from this mental slavery.
00:30:33That was remarkably coherent.
00:30:39Not bad for a total crackpot, eh?
00:30:41You're not a total crackpot.
00:30:43More like a chippot.
00:30:45Want to hit the tennis courts?
00:30:49Oh!
00:30:59Meow!
00:31:01I bet I can swing higher than you.
00:31:05Come here often?
00:31:07Not all the time, but I like to once in a while.
00:31:11Reminds me of a time I felt prepared for.
00:31:17See what it's like not being an old square, living in Squaresville, eating, uh, square cakes?
00:31:24Yeah, it's great.
00:31:26As long as it's real.
00:31:28You don't want to go around making up little friends.
00:31:31Who's making anything up?
00:31:33I don't get it, April.
00:31:34You want me to be alone?
00:31:36You're already alone.
00:31:38You can't know that.
00:31:40Maybe I see something you can't see.
00:31:42People can be pretty lousy.
00:31:44And everybody's disappointed in me at least once.
00:31:46I'm not toughy.
00:31:49I disappointed you?
00:31:51No.
00:31:52You said everybody has.
00:31:54Everybody else.
00:32:04Look who decided to sashay in.
00:32:07Are you drunk?
00:32:09You missed my alumni mixer.
00:32:11I'm really sorry I got caught up with work.
00:32:14You should mix more.
00:32:16I'm kind of all mixed up.
00:32:18Anyway, I've had enough glad-handing for a while.
00:32:21But what about me?
00:32:23How can I project power and success without my little trophy?
00:32:28By being powerful and successful?
00:32:31But I am!
00:32:33Yes, you are, darling.
00:32:40Thanks.
00:32:42Did I titillate you?
00:32:43Oh, yes.
00:32:47Let us go upstairs and do as the bunnies do.
00:32:50Hop.
00:32:51Bone.
00:32:53Seymour, I'm tired.
00:32:56You're never frisky anymore.
00:33:00I suppose not.
00:33:03Where were you today?
00:33:06Bobby was showing me where he hangs out.
00:33:08Were you two ever lovers?
00:33:10No, just pals.
00:33:12I don't trust him.
00:33:14He's a mentally ill homeless guy.
00:33:15What are you afraid of?
00:33:17Hmm?
00:33:24Bam, it's good to see you all.
00:33:26How you all doing?
00:33:27I'm content like the trees in the forest.
00:33:30Okay.
00:33:31So, I've been trying to put my finger on what bothers me about people.
00:33:36They turn smelly when they don't bathe.
00:33:39When you think through human history, what has caused the greatest suffering?
00:33:42Uh, the atom bomb.
00:33:44Sure, that's a horrendous machine.
00:33:46But I'm talking about something that isn't just responsible for countless deaths,
00:33:50but also for keeping people suppressed in life.
00:33:53For keeping people ignorant.
00:33:55For making them ignore their own best interests.
00:33:58But, the greatest source of suffering can also be the greatest source of happiness.
00:34:03The most dangerous weapon can also be the greatest cure.
00:34:06What are you talking about?
00:34:07You need to lay off the peyote.
00:34:12Faith is a double-edged sword.
00:34:15It can bring us all together, or it can tear us all apart.
00:34:19You see, there's good faith and there's bad faith.
00:34:21But how do you know the difference?
00:34:23Here's the way I see it.
00:34:24If you're going to invest your faith in a person, or a religion, or a government,
00:34:28you can't just do it because your friends are doing it, or because you were born into it.
00:34:31You have to do it because it actually makes sense.
00:34:34Institutions should have to earn your faith.
00:34:36And they should constantly strive to keep it.
00:34:38That's the only way to keep them from going bad.
00:34:40The real enemy is blind faith.
00:34:43When people turn off their brains and arbitrarily just decide,
00:34:47My religion is the only true path.
00:34:50My government is the only just regime.
00:34:52My particular skewed worldview is the objective truth.
00:34:57That's when we let ourselves get controlled.
00:34:59That's when we become pawns in other people's wars.
00:35:02That's when we get at each other's throats.
00:35:17Hi, I'm Tess Whitman from KMBS.
00:35:19I'm doing a story about you.
00:35:20Huh?
00:35:23Is your movement a cult?
00:35:26No.
00:35:27I mean, cults tell people to follow their specific beliefs.
00:35:30I'm not telling people to listen to me.
00:35:32I don't want them to listen to anyone.
00:35:34I want them to listen to themselves.
00:35:36So you want people to ignore society's rules?
00:35:40Not necessarily.
00:35:41I just don't want them to blindly follow them either.
00:35:44Hi.
00:35:45I'm the man behind the man behind the man.
00:35:48You know what I mean?
00:35:49So kind of pay attention to what I'm saying.
00:35:50Yeah.
00:35:51Okay.
00:35:52It seems a movement, or as some may claim, a cult, is gaining influence across the Southland.
00:36:00They don't have a name, but apparently they rally behind this symbol.
00:36:04Theories about these brightly colored gears vary.
00:36:07This is me.
00:36:08This dent is my boo-boo.
00:36:14Wow.
00:36:15That's so deep.
00:36:17This is a gift from above.
00:36:20It helps us in our daily lives.
00:36:22You've got it all wrong.
00:36:34These cogs represent us.
00:36:36We're all just a bunch of interchangeable parts.
00:36:39We're all stuck in the big machine.
00:36:41I mean, if we were out, they'd just replace...
00:36:45Get your own lousy mail, you guilty rich bastards!
00:36:58Bobby changed my life.
00:37:01I mean, not much has changed on the surface, but my mind used to have all these limitations
00:37:07that now I see past.
00:37:10Now I'm free.
00:37:11Listen, I didn't realize I started a movement.
00:37:15I just see things a certain way, and I wanted to voice my opinion.
00:37:18I used to believe, you know, in the higher society, but now I know it's just all a game.
00:37:24There's this system of rewards and punishments in place to mold us,
00:37:29and sometimes I just feel like a dog in obedience school
00:37:33jumping through hoops trying to get a pat on the head.
00:37:36You know, they tell us to get good jobs and follow the rules,
00:37:40but we get distracted, and we lose sight of what's really going on.
00:37:45How did you guys find me here?
00:37:47What's up, sunshine?
00:37:48I checked you on the news last night, and I thought to myself,
00:37:52your cause is one I can really fight for.
00:37:53I'm going to donate some of my daddy's office space for your cult.
00:37:54Are you real?
00:37:55Maybe I am crazy.
00:37:56Are you real?
00:37:57Maybe I am crazy.
00:37:58Are you real?
00:37:59Maybe I am crazy.
00:38:04What's up, sunshine?
00:38:05What's up, sunshine?
00:38:06I checked you on the news last night, and I thought to myself,
00:38:10your cause is one I can really fight for.
00:38:11I'm going to donate some of my daddy's office space for your cult.
00:38:12Are you real?
00:38:13Maybe I am crazy.
00:38:14Hello?
00:38:15Uh, sure, we take donations.
00:38:21İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
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00:41:35Sağ olmalısın.
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00:41:41İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:41:43İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:41:45See?
00:41:49I keep it real.
00:41:51Tuffy, sorry.
00:41:53I didn't mean to doubt you.
00:41:54You hit the sack,
00:41:56I'm gonna hit the can.
00:41:58Alright,
00:42:00there's no need to get all gaybo about this.
00:42:11What time is it?
00:42:13Tuffy?
00:42:15Tuffy, did you go to the Rocky Horror Show again?
00:42:23Tuffy?
00:42:28Tuffy?
00:42:29Tuffy?
00:42:32Tuffy?
00:42:33Tuffy?
00:42:42What did you make me do?
00:42:43What?
00:42:45He's gone.
00:42:47Oh, he was never really there to begin with.
00:42:49My only true friend is gone.
00:42:52Bobby, you used to scare people.
00:42:55Now that you're not hallucinating,
00:42:57maybe you can start to make friends with real human beings.
00:43:00People are a bunch of jerks.
00:43:03I want my best friend back.
00:43:05Bobby, you gotta give this a fair try.
00:43:08Take your medication and see how it goes.
00:43:11If mental health means feeling this emptiness,
00:43:14I'd rather just be a total crackpot.
00:43:16I'm sorry Bobby, maybe this was too soon.
00:43:21You can stop taking your pills whenever you want.
00:43:23Will he come back?
00:43:26He probably will.
00:43:31I'm your true friend also.
00:43:33Yeah.
00:43:35It'll be okay.
00:43:36I'm gonna go back to work.
00:43:45Okay.
00:43:53So I used some of the donation money to bake cookies.
00:43:56Mmm.
00:43:57You're using our funds for sweets?
00:44:00Aren't they neat?
00:44:02Mmm, sugary.
00:44:03We should be stockpiling assault rifles.
00:44:06I know this great psychiatrist.
00:44:08She's a good friend of mine.
00:44:09How are we gonna violently overthrow the system with cookies?
00:44:12The system's too strong to violently overthrow.
00:44:15And it's made of people like you and me.
00:44:18I think En Vogue put it best.
00:44:19Free your mind and the rest will follow.
00:44:22Now free their minds and the oppressive structure will collapse on its own.
00:44:26Stop touching me.
00:44:28Sorry.
00:44:34That was really weird.
00:44:37So I got a surprise for y'all.
00:44:43A piece of paper?
00:44:45This is a blank slate.
00:44:47If we're to last, we're gonna need a constitution.
00:44:50It's our chance to document our ideals and pass them on for generations.
00:44:54So everybody think of your highest values and at the next meeting we'll discuss them
00:44:57and draft our Declaration of Independence.
00:45:02The kids are so difficult.
00:45:05I don't think they respect me.
00:45:08My youngest flat out hates me ever since I suggested she get her nose done.
00:45:12Perhaps she feels you disapprove of her.
00:45:15Of course I disapprove of her.
00:45:17Have you seen that schnoz?
00:45:19She got it from her father.
00:45:21Tell her she's beautiful.
00:45:23I'm not gonna lie to her.
00:45:24Maybe a little white lie is in order.
00:45:26It's like Bobby says.
00:45:28Every lie you tell obscures a person's view of reality.
00:45:32Bobby?
00:45:34You know, the guy with the cogs.
00:45:36Welcome to the Department of Homeland Security helpline.
00:45:40If you suspect that your neighbor is a terrorist, press 1.
00:45:44If you would like to pledge your loyalty to our fearless leader, press 2.
00:45:48If you think you may be in danger from a lunatic cult, press 3.
00:45:54Welcome to the Lunatic Cult Info Line.
00:45:58Here, Tuffy Tuffy Tuffy.
00:46:00Where are you hiding?
00:46:02Come on, rise like a phoenix from the ashes.
00:46:07We've got a live one.
00:46:08We've got a live one.
00:46:12Hey guys, welcome to my flop house.
00:46:13Let me get the refreshments.
00:46:15Why are you so alarmed?
00:46:17I don't know, you look a little shady.
00:46:20We're your friends.
00:46:22Imagine Rich, Spones, or with the Department of Homeland Security.
00:46:27We've had our eye on you for a while.
00:46:30Now concerned citizens are starting to tip us off about various questionable activities.
00:46:35Was I supposed to get a permit for that bake sale?
00:46:38Enough of this charade.
00:46:40Are you or are you not trying to overthrow the Postal Service of the United States of America?
00:46:46The Postal Service?
00:46:48Is this man your brainwashed puppet?
00:46:50Oh no, that guy's got a mind of his own.
00:46:53Where is he?
00:46:54I don't know.
00:46:56I'd like to observe you for a few days.
00:46:59I'm a little shy.
00:47:05Damn it, Bones. I was supposed to zap him.
00:47:11You snooze, you lose.
00:47:12I'm a little hippo, frolicking in the jungle, eating all the mangoes, and pooping on your toes.
00:47:37Are you the messiah?
00:47:46Can't say that I am.
00:47:49Are you the gatekeeper?
00:47:52No.
00:47:53No thanks, I just ate-
00:47:59What is this, banana?
00:48:01It tastes like pesticide.
00:48:04It gives you special powers.
00:48:06The power to barf on myself?
00:48:08Oh god.
00:48:12Can I have my limbs back?
00:48:14I promise I won't use them for evil.
00:48:19Where are we?
00:48:20I don't know.
00:48:23Revolution does not come without sacrifice.
00:48:27After all, you have to spill a little blood to make an omelet.
00:48:31Where's Bobby?
00:48:32I don't know.
00:48:33Hugging trees?
00:48:35Picking flowers?
00:48:37Now, Joseph Stalin says that-
00:48:40Where the hell do you think you're going?
00:48:42Okay, okay, watch the cashmere!
00:48:49Now!
00:48:51I wish I had my thumbs to twiddle.
00:48:55Sometimes boogers taste like spittle!
00:48:59What's your name again?
00:49:01My very eager mother just served his nine pizzas.
00:49:06Huh?
00:49:08Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto!
00:49:14Oh, I see.
00:49:18This cat is clowning!
00:49:21Tuffy!
00:49:23Give me five!
00:49:28How'd you get here?
00:49:30I don't know.
00:49:32But the walls sure are nice.
00:49:34We need to get out of here.
00:49:37No way I hear the pudding is fantastic!
00:49:39I hear they do shock therapy.
00:49:41Cool, we'll ride the lightning.
00:49:43And end up like him?
00:49:46We need to get out of here.
00:49:48Who are you talking to?
00:49:51You crazy?
00:49:54This is pretty good.
00:49:55What is it?
00:49:56Seared dolphin.
00:50:01More for me?
00:50:05Eat your taters, or they'll eat you later.
00:50:12Has Bobby popped by lately?
00:50:14What's with you and this kid?
00:50:15He disappeared.
00:50:17I'm just hoping he hasn't gotten into more trouble.
00:50:20That's what he does best.
00:50:22You were sensitive when I first met you.
00:50:24Oh, I'm sensitive now.
00:50:25Sensitive to your treachery.
00:50:27Don't you deal with enough paranoia at work?
00:50:29Do you have to bring it home with you?
00:50:31A little paranoia is healthy.
00:50:32It helps keep the serpents out of the garden.
00:50:36What did you do?
00:50:38He's a danger to society.
00:50:40He's a danger to himself.
00:50:41You know, it's like you're the center of your own universe.
00:50:46And the rest of us are just your accessories.
00:50:49Then you should be happy to be so close to the sun.
00:50:52Oh.
00:50:54You are not the man I fell in love with.
00:51:00Walk out that door and you will not be allowed back in my garden ever again.
00:51:03Silly girl.
00:51:05That was 500 bucks, you little tart.
00:51:09Listen, Mac, you can't lose your nerve, okay?
00:51:11Will you send me jelly beans?
00:51:12Sure.
00:51:13I'll send you a crate this... this big.
00:51:15What color?
00:51:16All the colors.
00:51:17No.
00:51:18I want yellow and mauve.
00:51:20What's mauve?
00:51:21It's like a light burgundy.
00:51:23Okay.
00:51:24Yellow and mauve.
00:51:25Ready?
00:51:27Now.
00:51:29Aaaaah!
00:51:31Aaaaah!
00:51:33Aaaaah!
00:51:34Aaaaah!
00:51:36Aaaaah!
00:51:37Aaaaah!
00:51:38Aaaaah!
00:51:39Aaaaah!
00:51:40Aaaaah!
00:51:41Aaaaah!
00:51:42Aaaaah!
00:51:43Aaaaah!
00:51:44Aaaaah!
00:51:45Aaaaah!
00:51:46Aaaaah!
00:51:47Aaaaah!
00:51:48Aaaaah!
00:51:49Aaaaah!
00:51:50Aaaaah!
00:51:51I'm looking at the peacocks.
00:51:52Sometimes I can eat new rocks.
00:51:53Now I'll make you feed me cookies and beans from seaweed.
00:51:55Nanny Nanny William goat.
00:51:56You cannot snatch you.
00:51:57No!
00:51:58No!
00:51:59No!
00:52:00No!
00:52:01No!
00:52:02No!
00:52:03Aaaaah!
00:52:05Aaaaah!
00:52:10You are so beautiful.
00:52:15No!
00:52:16No!
00:52:33Wait, return to me.
00:52:38I love you.
00:52:45Do you know how many germs you just ate?
00:52:50Some people don't wash their hands after they poop.
00:52:52Yeesh.
00:53:06They gotta eat me!
00:53:15How are we supposed to hitchhike without thumbs?
00:53:25Where's Houdini when you need him?
00:53:27Houdini when you needy?
00:53:29Oh boy.
00:53:45I'm free.
00:53:49What about me?
00:53:50I think I'd rather leave you like that.
00:53:52I'll fart all the way home.
00:53:54When you put it that way.
00:54:04Revolution cannot be successful without the complete cooperation of my soldiers.
00:54:10So I need to know right now.
00:54:12Who's with me?
00:54:16Oh.
00:54:17Don't let this scare you.
00:54:19I would never threaten my own people.
00:54:22This is just to show you what it means to be revolutionary.
00:54:27This baby's what's gonna protect us from the evil.
00:54:31Pow pow pow pow pow pow bang!
00:54:33That will try to stand in our way.
00:54:36Aren't you baby?
00:54:37Yes you will.
00:54:38Yes you will.
00:54:39Hey!
00:54:45This isn't working.
00:54:46These people are racist!
00:54:48News flash.
00:54:49They don't even see you.
00:54:51Show some skin.
00:54:53I don't think that's gonna work.
00:54:55It can't hurt.
00:55:09We will crush the enemies of freedom with our mighty hands.
00:55:16We will make them pay for sins.
00:55:18We will seize their lands.
00:55:21Why aren't any of you singing along?
00:55:23We will make them be their words.
00:55:24We will ring their necks.
00:55:25We will force them.
00:55:26Am I at the wrong meeting?
00:55:28Hi Bobby.
00:55:29You want to sing a song with me?
00:55:30What you got there?
00:55:31What this?
00:55:32It's an M16 assault rifle.
00:55:33Can I see it?
00:55:34No way ballers.
00:55:35It taught me enough.
00:55:36Nothing comes between me and my Nelly.
00:55:37You fought in Vietnam?
00:55:39I think so.
00:55:40Maybe it was a video game.
00:55:41Yeah they say your noodle is fried.
00:55:42Nelly would never cheat on you.
00:55:43She just needs me to clean her tube.
00:55:44Don't ever call her barrel a tube.
00:55:45It's her petunia.
00:55:46It's her petunia.
00:55:47Can I see it?
00:55:48Can I see it?
00:55:49Can I see it?
00:55:50No way ballers.
00:55:51It taught me enough.
00:55:52Nothing comes between me and my Nelly.
00:55:53You fought in Vietnam?
00:55:54I think so.
00:55:55Maybe it was a video game.
00:55:56Yeah they say your noodle is fried.
00:55:57Nelly would never cheat on you.
00:55:58She just needs me to clean her tube.
00:55:59Don't ever call her barrel a tube.
00:56:10It's her petunia.
00:56:11Petunia.
00:56:12Sorry.
00:56:13Petunia.
00:56:14It won't ever happen again.
00:56:16Okay.
00:56:17Water her petunia.
00:56:24So uh, what's tonight's topic?
00:56:27Violent revolution.
00:56:28Um, I think that's a topic for a different club.
00:56:32But you could always start your own.
00:56:37Okay.
00:56:38Give me my gun back.
00:56:43I think I could borrow it.
00:56:45I have this horrible rat problem.
00:56:51Okay.
00:56:56That was weird.
00:56:57Okay.
00:56:58So let's get down to business.
00:57:00Someone got a pen?
00:57:04Oh yeah, it's okay.
00:57:05Cool work.
00:57:06You again?
00:57:07Hi Seymour.
00:57:08Um, do you know where April is?
00:57:09I think you're in a better position to know.
00:57:10Huh?
00:57:11Casanova.
00:57:12What?
00:57:13You can't be serious.
00:57:14Look at me.
00:57:15I'm pathetic.
00:57:16You have a point.
00:57:17You wouldn't believe the places I-
00:57:18I left Seymour.
00:57:19Good move.
00:57:20Where have you been?
00:57:22Where have you been?
00:57:23How do you feel?
00:57:24Please stay here.
00:57:25Why?
00:57:26I'm not serious.
00:57:27Look at me.
00:57:28I'm not serious.
00:57:29Look at me.
00:57:30I'm pathetic.
00:57:31You have a point.
00:57:32Oh.
00:57:34You wouldn't believe the places I-
00:57:35I left Seymour.
00:57:37Good move.
00:57:38Where have you been?
00:57:40Burada mıydın?
00:57:56Bu, bir kaseye var mıydı?
00:57:59Bu, bir kaseye var mıydı?
00:58:00Bu, bir kaseye var mıydı?
00:58:02I know I shouldn't be, but I feel a little sad about my breakup.
00:58:10Are you sad that it didn't work out or sad that you ever thought it could?
00:58:15Good question.
00:58:17Guess I need a therapist of my own.
00:58:20That's what I'm here for.
00:58:22Don't you ever have relationship issues?
00:58:25Not exactly a dating material.
00:58:27No.
00:58:28I mean, do you know any girls who run into nutty homeless guys?
00:58:31We can work on you a bit.
00:58:34Nah.
00:58:35Let's just hit the swings.
00:58:37Okay.
00:58:53I hate to intrude.
00:58:55They gave me two beds. I might as well put the second one to use.
00:58:59And you might want to put the shower to use.
00:59:04Whew. Good call.
00:59:10Good night, Bobby.
00:59:12Good night, little buddy.
00:59:14I can't sleep.
00:59:15Me neither.
00:59:27Wanna cuddle?
00:59:28Huh?
00:59:29It's been a while since I've had a good snuggle.
00:59:31Maybe it'll help us sleep.
00:59:32Okay.
00:59:33I get the inner spoon.
00:59:34Fair enough.
00:59:36Your hair smells good.
00:59:37Thanks.
00:59:38Night, little buddy.
00:59:39Night, night.
00:59:40Night.
00:59:41Night.
00:59:42Night.
00:59:43Night.
00:59:44Night.
00:59:45Night.
00:59:46Night.
00:59:47好だよ
00:59:48You look good, what is it.
00:59:50Night, my boxer?
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01:00:36Um, could Tuffy sleep in the extra bed?
01:00:44Why not?
01:00:52Good night, Tuffy.
01:00:54Night, little buddy.
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