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00:00Look at these people.
00:05Is everyone at this company clinically depressed?
00:07Everyone here is hanging by a thread.
00:09They could snap at any moment.
00:11We want to use you as our tools in this situation.
00:14Yes.
00:15Think of yourself as tools.
00:16You guys are tools.
00:17The well-being of our employees is at an all-time low.
00:20These were all children once.
00:21Happy, innocent children.
00:23And now look at them.
00:25Think of yourself as tools.
00:27We're all just trying to fill the void.
00:29The void?
00:30You know, the emptiness that exists inside all of us.
00:32Where are you getting all of that cake from?
00:34You guys are tools.
00:35Question.
00:36Why do you think it's okay to come into work with your shirt untucked?
00:38Because life is meaningless and nothing we do matters.
00:40Think of yourself as tools.
00:42Hey, Matt.
00:43I thought you were dead, but turns out you're just sleeping on the toilet.
00:46Just stay back.
00:47I'm gonna kill myself.
00:49Richard, we all want to kill ourselves.
00:51They're finally letting you guys fire someone.
00:53You're fired.
00:54Congratulations.
00:55The only way to beat the system is to turn the system against itself.
00:58Are you PowerPoint proficient?
01:01I'm more than proficient.
01:02I listed it as a special skill on my resume.
01:07We all know there's no God.
01:13But there is a ton of money to be made in his name.
01:19I feel like we're experiencing something really special.
01:26What?
01:27Got him!
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