00:00Show me the ID.
00:01Show military ID.
00:03Jack Jessup reporting for booze.
00:05You don't look like this guy.
00:07This guy looks like a soldier.
00:10I'm really excited to go camping with you guys.
00:11Why are there so many bags?
00:13Stop going through my shit.
00:14Sarah?
00:15Wait, did you not tell them that we were coming?
00:17I was, I'm telling them now.
00:19Like, they're learning of it right now.
00:21Jeremy said we're going like six miles into the woods.
00:25Got you something, dude.
00:26The Fun King condom.
00:27This might be your chance to be with Becky.
00:29She's always had a thing for you.
00:30I'm slow playing it, okay?
00:32You are no playing it.
00:33Guys, it's spring break and I'm ready to rage.
00:36Let the games begin.
00:45Freak up, bitch.
00:47Oh!
00:47Oh!
00:48Why?
00:49Oh!
00:50If you want, we can hike down.
00:52No, no.
00:52I'm not going to take the long way down.
00:54I'm going to take the Sean way down.
00:55Oh!
00:56Oh my god!
00:59This knife is so sharp.
01:00What the fuck is he doing?
01:01Did you just?
01:02Oh no.
01:039-1-1.
01:04I have a medical emergency.
01:05I need a medevac.
01:06Pronto.
01:07Hey, where are you?
01:08Oh my god, I didn't see us.
01:09This will get their attention.
01:10Whose idea was it to set off the fireball?
01:12It was all me, dude.
01:13You're a fucking idiot.
01:14That was insane.
01:15Wow.
01:16The Fun King?
01:17You wanted to use it at the hospital?
01:18Um...
01:20Yeah!
01:21Yeah!
01:22Yeah!
01:23Oh my god!
01:24I'm a medic!
01:28No!
01:29You're a funky idiot!
01:30That was insane!
01:32Wow.
01:33The Fun King?
01:34You wanted to...
01:35Use it, at the hospital?
01:36Um...
01:37Something big, I feel it happening, I don't know what I can do, pushing running, then you've got to feel it in my bones like, oh.
01:48No!
01:52No!
01:57It was just supposed to be camping.
02:00Sean, let's go.
02:01Yeah.
02:02What is your problem?
02:03Sean, do you have a boner?
02:04What?
02:05I don't have a bony.
02:07Did you just fart?
02:08No, it was a seat.
02:09Oh my god, do you have the farts and a boner?
02:11I don't have the farts or a boner.
02:13One of those is definitely a lie.
02:14You're being cock-bocked literally by your own cock.
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