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00:00.
00:05Tonight on The Tonight Show.
00:06After seeing Brad Pitt in eyeliner, I wore eyeliner.
00:11True.
00:16Hi, I'm Archibald. This is Drew!
00:22Ow!
00:23from studio 6b in rockefeller's center in the heart of new york city it's the tonight show
00:31starring jimmy fowler tonight joins jimmy and his guests mila kumis
00:38joey de chanel sam altman musical guest st paul and the broken bones and featuring the
00:45legendary roots crew two two two seven and now here he is
00:52jimmy ballin
00:55hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
01:02come on now
01:03hey hey hey hey hey hey
01:06thank you very much
01:08come on that's great man
01:10thank you very much
01:12thank you
01:18come on
01:20oh it sounds great thank you very much welcome everybody welcome welcome welcome to the tonight show
01:27you're here you made it
01:31welcome everybody well guys last night president trump became the first president to host the kennedy center honors himself
01:38yeah it was like the golden globes if the host was also a golden globe
01:43orange is gold
01:45you could tell it was trump's award show because the red carpet was just one of his neckties
01:49i love watching the red carpet pre-show the press like mr president mr president what compression socks are you wearing
01:57you're wearing
02:00copper fit i don't know
02:02trump said he rejected honorees who were too woke
02:06then he slept through all the acceptance speeches
02:09wake up wake up
02:11yep trump decided to host the kennedy center honors himself
02:15and you could tell that he was running every aspect of the award show check out the in memoriam that they played
02:20and now let's look back at the things we've lost this past year
02:26you raise me up
02:29so i can stand on mountains
02:34you raise me up
02:37to walk on stormy seas
02:41i said stormy
02:43i am strong
02:46when i am
02:48on your shoulders
02:50can you imagine me on your shoulders
02:52you raise me up
02:54to more
02:56than i
02:57can be
02:58beautiful
03:05speaking of trump he just announced that he's granted approval for tiny cars
03:11to be built in the united states
03:13yeah i have a feeling that if trump got into a tiny car he'd never be able to get out
03:18i live here now
03:21burger me
03:24a lot of people are talking about this netflix just shocked the entertainment industry by announcing an 83 billion dollar deal to buy warner brothers and hbo
03:33yeah netflix is buying almost everything warner brothers owns except cnn
03:38basically if warner brothers was an edible arrangement cnn is the cantaloupe
03:44meanwhile today paramount challenged netflix and announced a 108 billion dollar hostile takeover bid for warner brothers
03:51yep netflix offered 83 billion paramount offered 108 billion and tubi offered 20 bucks a pack of slim jims and two scratch offs
03:59well some more entertainment news last night there was a new episode of the real housewives of potomac and it got really heated there was a lot of drama between stacy and tia
04:06now if you missed it don't worry because here to reenact that scene with actual lines from the show are the roots's own tariq and quest love
04:16thanks jimmy tonight i'll be playing the role of stacy a qvc presenter who's being confronted by tia
04:31about being a liar and i'll be playing tia a realtor who's confronting stacy about being a liar
04:38okay whenever you're ready
04:45i'm going to tell you
04:48why i'm upset with you when when i came into this group
04:51i had heard things that you were like alleged against you and i gave you the benefit of the doubt
04:57all the while you're courting me saying you have to have my back with the ladies
05:01i never said that
05:02oh yes you did
05:04no no you're a liar
05:06why are you trying to hijack this conversation because you're trying to build
05:12no no no go ahead
05:14well
05:15no no no go on
05:16i i will
05:17no just go
05:18i will if you just shut the up for one second
05:20whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
05:22whoa you are not going to tell me to shut up
05:24as i was saying
05:26before i was rudely interrupted
05:29no no no you see see this is the real her she plays prim and proper but just like you said
05:37i don't need to play i am prim and proper i've extended my manners
05:43but you didn't extend any manners
05:45i didn't you acted so un ladylike you want to fit in so bad
05:54you are the person that has been in this group for a year
05:57and you still don't fit in
06:01oh my god
06:03you are a try hard
06:05just like your fashion
06:07get your ass up out of my face
06:09get out
06:11get out
06:12not today you won't act un ladylike
06:14take your things and be gone
06:16toodloo
06:17i've had enough
06:18i'm done i have other things to do today
06:20get out
06:21toodles
06:22toodles
06:23wow
06:27might be the best oh my gosh
06:30and the end he goes to oh my gosh
06:36press love and tarik everyone that was
06:40yeah
06:42well listen to this guys the louvre just announced that hundreds of egyptian books were damaged in a recent water leak
06:50yeah egyptians were like well they would have been fine if you just left them here in the desert
06:54right
06:58and take them out
07:01the lube
07:02right now the director of the lube is like i'm ready for 2025 to be over okay
07:06well guys new york city is in the middle of a cold snap with temperatures dropping down into the teens
07:12and here now to talk about it is our weather correspondent jerome davis thanks for joining us jerome
07:18hey jimmy thanks for having me
07:21so uh tell us how cold is it out there right now
07:25jimmy it is freezing right now it feels like the city is one giant ice box i mean it's so cold right now i'm gonna go hug a toaster oven to defrost my nipples
07:37sorry sorry what what did you just say
07:42oh could you not hear me i said it's so cold right now i'm gonna go to mcdonald's for a toasty mcgriddle
07:50oh
07:53okay i i thought you said something else hi so uh so uh so how is everyone managing to stay warm
07:58well many people stay indoors turn up the heat but personally i just hop buck naked in my neighbor's jacuzzi
08:05and wave to the ring cam
08:08i'm sorry
08:11i'm sorry you do you do what i said i personally i just wear a puffy jacket and scroll through the instagram
08:19is there something wrong with the audio or well maybe not i i can't tell it's important to keep a warm core
08:25to prevent hyperthermia are people wearing layers oh yes definitely people are wearing lots of layers
08:31but i keep my core warm by slowly drizzling my chest with hot nacho cheese
08:37okay okay now i'm positive i just heard you say you keep your core warm by drizzling your chest with hot nacho cheese
08:43i most certainly did not say that i said i drink hot toddy so my core doesn't freeze what's going on with the connection
08:53let's just wrap this up are by the way are you cold right now you're not even wearing a coat
08:59but what i am wearing is a kilt and i'm standing over a subway grate like marilyn monroe oh boy trains are coming
09:07trains are coming oh baby that's hot
09:15get him get out of here get out of here
09:21i'm gonna stop having that guy on
09:25bye take care go take care take a walk take a walk
09:29take care buddy good to see you again take care everybody
09:39all right all right shows off the rails tonight all right get him out of here oh my god
09:45uh finally guys we we have exactly seven shows left before we go on christmas break which means it's
09:53time for that beloved tonight show tradition 12 days of christmas sweaters
09:57christmas sweaters
10:07that's right every show between now and christmas will be giving one lucky audience member a slay-mazing
10:13christmas sweater from our countdown to christmas cabinet since there are seven shows left let's open door
10:25number seven can i just say i'm having the best time
10:37you are yes ever since uh i was little i um i always wanted to open tiny doors and
10:47it's been a dream of mine so um i just i want to say to you jimmy um thank you for making that dream come true
10:59oh yeah richard
11:05richard don't don't cry don't cry
11:09i wasn't
11:11i was acting all right thank you richard here we go now so door number seven richard whenever you're ready
11:19oh
11:23oh
11:33oh
11:35oh
11:37oh
11:39oh
11:41everyone look at your seat number if i call your number i need you to jump up and let me know where you are quest can i get a drum roll please
11:49who wants me to pick their number and see you at one
11:55two thirty seven
12:09get over here
12:13how are you nice to see you welcome
12:17congratulations you've won tonight's christmas sweater what is your name
12:21bella bella where are you from
12:23bella where are you from
12:25tom's river new jersey
12:27hey i love tom's river new jersey
12:29bella you have a beautiful outfit on time but looks it's very thin it's cold outside
12:33yeah i need that you need this sweater
12:35would you like to try it on right now
12:37can i yeah please can't do it
12:39no this is exciting i'll help you
12:43you look gorgeous no look oh this is stunning you look stunning look at that you look stunning come on
12:53gorgeous
12:55congratulations round of applause for our winner stick around we're talking to mila kunis when we come back
13:01everybody
13:13our first guest is a golden globe nominated actor who you can see in the new movie wake up dead man
13:27a knives out mystery it's in select theaters now and on netflix friday everyone please welcome mila kunis
13:35to me i just realized i wore the wrong dress for sitting i really did as i sat down i was like boy this is really this is way more comfortable in this dress but i don't think that that's gonna be approved
14:03you could sit but like that this is how to sit for the whole interview
14:07i'll just do it with you and act like that's how you sit
14:09do i look weird sitting like this though no this looks normal
14:13it's perfect this is how i can say it's perfect
14:15okay no you look no that looks perfect that looks normal i feel like okay
14:19you look great thank you how are you how's the fam how's everything going everybody's really good
14:23yeah yes i want to talk about your movie because i absolutely loved it i love the knives out movies this one is fantastic it's the third one in the series wake up dead man
14:31yeah knives out you got ryan johnson oh yeah clap yeah
14:35cause that's a murder
14:39that is a murder
14:41it's so good yeah daniel craig is uh
14:43so good he's off the chain great it's so everybody's great in this by the way
14:47you are great josh o'connor kerry washington glenn close
14:51yes everybody hits home runs
14:53i love the the movie because uh all these movies i never have any idea where it's gonna go there's another twist another turn it's so good it pays off at the end uh
15:01you play a police officer uh do you think that you would be a good uh police officer with solving crimes
15:07um
15:09i think i'd be fine yeah i think i would have too many feelings
15:13like i would just i would be like no i don't know i know i would fail
15:17i don't think i would get past the academy i thought i thought maybe we could play a fun game
15:21here where it's called snap judgments okay
15:23oh that i can do i'm really good at judging
15:25yeah
15:27judging i can do
15:29judging you can do
15:31all right here's what we're going to do
15:33so we have two cards all right uh we're going to have to instantly guess if the other person is lying or telling the truth okay you just say true or false
15:39oh and o'clock or do i just say it right away i just trust system we'll just say it right away okay go
15:45we can't afford o'clock okay great sorry my middle name is alan
15:51james allen
15:53false
15:55after seeing brad pitt in eyeliner i wore eyeliner
15:59true
16:09you didn't even think for a second on that one uh okay sorry
16:13in college i majored in computer programming
16:19false
16:21god that's gonna be true isn't it
16:23oh wait
16:25i performed stand-up at woodstock 99.
16:27false
16:31true no false no true true true true true true true okay i don't know
16:39what's the next one i think mayonnaise is disgusting
16:45true
16:47false
16:49let's see how you did you answer true false for the last three of them but
16:53my middle name is alan uh you guessed false because i would be jimmy allen fallon uh you are correct that is not my middle name it's thomas
17:03okay
17:05this is the one this is the one that's going to stick in my head after seeing brad pitt in eyeliner i wore eyeliner you immediately said true
17:15that is false i did not uh in college i majored in computer programming that is true
17:21i knew it
17:23yeah i think i said one of them i can't yeah i loved it yeah i performed stand-up at woodstock
17:27where did you land on that
17:29false
17:31i did
17:33i said true
17:35i didn't mean to curse i'm so sorry didn't i say
17:37it's crossed out on the cue card because no one knew what you were saying
17:39no no no go with the keyboard i think mayonnaise is disgusting
17:45i said true to that
17:47you love me
17:49oh no i do not like
17:51i think it's disgusting
17:53ugh
17:55i hate mayonnaise
17:57ugh
17:59ew
18:01ew
18:03it reminds me of uh pus
18:05here we go here we go everybody
18:07you want to play
18:09you want to play
18:11okay so you got two correct
18:13i got all correct
18:15is that right i got one wrong
18:17no we're going by one no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
18:21she can judge
18:23judge she says two and a half
18:25okay okay all right here we go
18:27i did tequila shots
18:29with helen mirren in milan
18:31true
18:33that's name was jason priestly
18:35true
18:36okay
18:37chuck norris taught me how to punch
18:39wow
18:41that would be so cool
18:43i'm gonna say true again
18:45kristen bell sang me happy birthday at benihana's
18:49true
18:53okay
18:55i once reached level 70 in world of warcraft
19:01i feel like you might have a nerdy side so i'm gonna say that's true
19:05okay
19:07all right first one
19:09all right so the first one i guess
19:11that's true
19:12is that true
19:13is that true
19:14is any of them false
19:15yep
19:16gosh darn it
19:17should i do it again
19:18yep
19:19yes
19:20all right let me do it real quick
19:21really fast
19:22i did tequila shots with helen mirren in the lawn
19:23false
19:24my first pet's name was jason priestly
19:26i said false
19:27it's true
19:28it's false
19:29yes
19:30it is false
19:31all right here's where it might go off the rails
19:33chuck norris taught me how to punch i just i just want that to be true
19:35it's true
19:36it's true
19:37okay
19:38all right
19:39all right
19:41It was false.
19:45Your first pet's name was Jason Priestley.
19:47I said false. It's true?
19:49It's false.
19:50Yes!
19:52It is false.
19:53Here's where it might go off the rails.
19:55Chuck Norris taught me how to punch.
19:57I just want that to be true.
20:01It's true.
20:03Okay.
20:05Alright.
20:06Kristen Bell sang you happy birthday at Benihana.
20:09That is not true.
20:10Ah!
20:12No, sorry.
20:13Okay. It's a good one.
20:14Okay.
20:15You once reached level 70 in World of Warcraft.
20:18I said that was true.
20:20That is sadly true.
20:21Yes! I did really well!
20:23Did he? Yes.
20:25Four to two and a half.
20:27I'm the reigning champ.
20:28Yay, me!
20:29I want to show everyone a clip.
20:32I want to show everyone a clip.
20:33Here's Mila Kunis and Daniel Craig in Wake Up Dead Man.
20:36Take a look.
20:38I owe Detective Elliot a fruit basket for giving me your number.
20:41I am just glad to be of service.
20:43Geraldine, you had the foresight to see that this goes way beyond normal police work.
20:48This is something you and I have not experienced.
20:51A textbook example of a perfectly impossible crime.
20:56The stuff of detective fiction that should not exist in our real world.
21:02And yet here it is.
21:05The holy grail.
21:06Look, I love the passion.
21:08I just need to feel confident that you know this case is solvable.
21:11Well, I'm incapable of not solving a crime.
21:13And that moment of checkmate.
21:16When I take the stage and unravel my opponent's web.
21:20Well, you'll see.
21:22It's fun.
21:23It's fun.
21:24Oh, yeah!
21:25Mila Kunis, everyone!
21:27Wake Up Dead Man!
21:28A Knives Out Mystery is in select theaters now and on Netflix Friday.
21:34We'll be right back with more Tonight Show, everybody.
21:36Come on.
21:37What up, what up?
21:38It's the man you better know and love.
21:40Whether you miss a...
21:49Our next guest is an Emmy and Grammy-nominated performer
21:52who stars in the new film, Merv,
21:54which begins streaming this Wednesday on Prime Video.
21:57Please welcome Zooey Deschanel!
22:00You're my doll.
22:02You're my doll.
22:03You're my doll.
22:04You're my doll.
22:05You're my doll.
22:06You're my doll.
22:07You're my doll.
22:08You're my doll.
22:09You're my doll.
22:10You're my doll.
22:11You're my doll.
22:12Yes!
22:13You're my doll.
22:14Come on!
22:15I'm so happy you're here.
22:17I'm so happy to be here.
22:18Zoey, we go way back, by the way.
22:21I know.
22:22We did a music video for one of my songs.
22:25Your song was just so good.
22:26Yeah.
22:27Idiot Boyfriend.
22:28Everybody knows it.
22:29Of course.
22:30Don't sing it all at once.
22:31Don't sing it all at once.
22:32But if you wanted to.
22:33But if they wanted to, we'll do it after the show.
22:36You know it.
22:38I had so much fun hanging out with you.
22:40It's so fun.
22:41I love that.
22:42Was it a long shoot?
22:43It was, like, several days, I think.
22:44Yes, yeah.
22:45It was, like, a long shoot.
22:46It was back when they had budgets for videos.
22:48Yes.
22:49And we did different genres, like Bobby Brown.
22:52Yep.
22:53Prince.
22:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:55Who else did we do?
22:56You were a disco.
22:57It was, like, an off-the-wall kind of...
22:58It was a Michael Jackson off-the-wall.
22:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:00It was floating in space in that silver outfit.
23:01Yeah.
23:02Yeah, that was really good.
23:03Oh, my God.
23:04You were the best to work with.
23:05It was so fun.
23:06You were.
23:07No, stop, stop, stop.
23:08You were.
23:09The coolest.
23:11And I always wanted to ask you about this story because I loved you on New Girl as well.
23:16And, uh...
23:21You have to explain...
23:23What?
23:24When Prince was on New Girl.
23:26Uh-huh.
23:27What do you want me to explain about it?
23:29Well, how did it happen?
23:31And who called who?
23:32And how does Prince end up on the show?
23:34How did it all go down?
23:35Yeah.
23:36Great question.
23:38Okay, so I get an e-mail, like, out of the blue one day...
23:42Yep.
23:43...from an unknown e-mail.
23:45And it's like, hello, I'm manager to legendary artist Prince.
23:50And I was like, this is a joke for sure.
23:53Who got my e-mail?
23:54Who's pranking me?
23:56And so I sent the e-mail along to my agent.
23:59I'm like, this can't be legit.
24:01But just, like, check.
24:02Because if it were Prince, I'd be stoked, of course.
24:06And then he took a few days and he got back to me.
24:09He's like, this is legit.
24:11And, I mean, the body of the letter was like,
24:13Prince loves New Girl.
24:16Watching it on tour with his band.
24:19Very invested in Nick and Jess.
24:23Um...
24:24Oh, my gosh.
24:25...wants to come on.
24:26He's the best. He's the best.
24:28And then, so when he came, not only did I then get to do a...
24:33Like, release a single with him,
24:35which was a complete surprise to me.
24:38It was a scratch vocal I did for, like...
24:41Like, as a prerecord for the set.
24:43And, like, Prince disappeared for, like, six hours.
24:46And he came back and he's like, I mixed it into a single.
24:49Okay?
24:51And then not only that, but I was the one who got assigned...
24:54I have, like, a weird superpower where I'm not, like,
24:56afraid to talk to anyone.
24:58It's not that I'm not intimidated by people,
25:00but I can just talk, like, endlessly.
25:03So they were like, you have to go hang out with Prince.
25:07And I was like, yes.
25:09Watch me.
25:10I will.
25:11So I went and I, like, I hung out with Prince.
25:14Like, I was like his, like, host for the day.
25:16I, like...
25:17What did you talk to him about?
25:18Everything, like pancakes.
25:21Zoe, you are unbelievable.
25:24You are not being serious.
25:26You talked to Prince about pancakes?
25:28Omelets. Yeah, everything.
25:29Omelets?
25:30Everything.
25:31What do you mean, omelets?
25:32I'll tell you what you mean.
25:33Omelets with coconut oil.
25:34That's all I know.
25:35Did you ever know that?
25:37I still haven't tried.
25:38Did you know that?
25:39He liked coconut oil?
25:40Yeah.
25:41You knew about...
25:42I did not know about that.
25:43I did not know about coconut oil.
25:44Yeah, and then once he had a guitar, like, he could just play, like, anything.
25:50And he started playing the Tighten Up by Archie Bell and the Drills.
25:53And I go, that's the Tighten Up.
25:56He goes, what's that?
25:57And I go, Archie Bell and the Drills.
25:59You would know.
26:00And I knew.
26:01And I was, like, just stoked I knew his reference.
26:04And then I was kind of good with him for the rest of the time.
26:07But you always...
26:08I love that you're like, that's Archie Bell and the Drills.
26:10Yeah.
26:11Tighten Up.
26:12Everybody knows Tighten Up.
26:13You guys know Tighten Up, right?
26:15They have to.
26:16Of course.
26:17Archie Bell and the Drills.
26:18You guys are working out.
26:20We'll talk later.
26:22It's called the Tighten Up.
26:25It's Tighten Up.
26:26Tighten Up.
26:27I already knew it.
26:28It's called the Tighten Up.
26:30Yeah.
26:31Yeah.
26:36Yeah.
26:37Yeah.
26:38Can you hit...
26:42There you go.
26:43Hi.
26:44I'm Archie Bell.
26:45This is Drills.
26:49I love that.
26:50So, you bond with Prince.
26:52You guys are like the band version of Prince.
26:54This is incredible.
26:55Yes.
26:56This is like having Prince.
26:57This is like having Prince.
26:58Thank you for telling that story.
27:00Of course.
27:02Let's talk about the...
27:04This is the cutest.
27:05Let's talk about Merv.
27:06Oh, my gosh.
27:07Can we describe...
27:08I know.
27:09It's so cute.
27:11Look at Merv.
27:12Now, by the way, how do we explain what Merv is about?
27:15Okay.
27:16So, it's fairly easy to explain.
27:18Yep.
27:19It's a story of a couple that's broken up, but they share custody of a dog, which happens to a lot of people.
27:26Yeah.
27:27Because dogs are our family, too.
27:29And the dog becomes depressed because they're broken up and they have to take the dog on vacation together.
27:38It's so cute.
27:39So, it's really cute.
27:40And it takes place at Christmas.
27:42So, it's like not a hard Christmas movie like Elf, where it's like they're going hard at the Christmas.
27:48Yeah.
27:49It's like a soft Christmas movie like a Love Actually or something like that where there's like Christmas in the background kind of.
27:53Yeah.
27:54So, it's got Christmassy elements.
27:56It's got dog elements.
27:57And it has rom-com elements.
27:59So...
28:00Come on.
28:01What more do you want?
28:03I love it.
28:04I love Merv.
28:05I want to show a clip.
28:06Here's Zoe Deschanel in Merv.
28:09Take a look.
28:10Anna, what are you doing here?
28:11I'm trying to help our dog.
28:13When you sent that picture of him looking so sad still, I felt awful.
28:18This is because of us.
28:19And if there's anything I can do to help him feel better before his little heart explodes, I will do it.
28:25Like what?
28:26Cheering him up with your mere presence?
28:28He's probably freaked out you've turned up dressed like some weird lady spy.
28:32First of all, lady spy are just spies, in case you didn't get that memo.
28:37And also, I'm dressed like this because I'm allergic to the sun.
28:40Oh, here we go.
28:41You know that.
28:42I get hives all over my body.
28:43No, you don't.
28:44You don't get hives.
28:45You get sunburned.
28:46One full hive.
28:47You get sunburned.
28:48Come on.
28:49Not in front of Merv.
28:50Come on, guys.
28:51Zeri Deschanel.
28:53Merv begins streaming this Wednesday on Prime Video.
28:57More tonight's show after the break.
28:59Stick around, everybody.
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29:05It's turning up now.
29:07It's causing tighten up.
29:09Go on and do it.
29:11This is telling of y'all.
29:13Hey, Regina tightenup.
29:14It's starting tighten up.
29:17There's nothing to Gilberto nake.
29:19It's causing tighten up now.
29:21Go on and do it.
29:22It's causing tighten up.
29:24I don't like you, but I ain't concerned
29:28Because I'm more concerned with the pay that I earn
29:30And listen
29:31Our next guest is an entrepreneur, investor,
29:36and technology executive best known as the CEO
29:38and co-founder of OpenAI,
29:41the artificial intelligence research company
29:43behind ChatGPT.
29:45Please welcome Sam Altman!
29:47Chat Boyz
29:51Chat Boyz
29:56Sam Altman, welcome!
30:00Thank you so much for coming on.
30:02Thanks for having me.
30:03Sam, you've been considered one of the leading figures in AI.
30:07You co-founded OpenAI,
30:10which led to ChatGPT,
30:12which is celebrating three years now.
30:14Yeah.
30:14When all this is happening, first off,
30:20what is ChatGPT?
30:22Can we just do that for anyone?
30:24My dad's probably watching it.
30:25It's like an AI chatbot.
30:27You ask a question, it tells you what to do.
30:28And it tells you what to do.
30:29And so it's like Google search,
30:31but you've made it into more of a thing
30:33that you can have a conversation with.
30:35Yeah.
30:36You know, it's gotten, like, much smarter
30:37over the last three years.
30:38So it used to not do very much.
30:39Maybe it used to only do Google search.
30:41And now it can, like, really do a lot of stuff.
30:43People are asking it for, like, health care advice,
30:45how to learn stuff.
30:46Yeah, tell me, what are the pros of ChatGPT?
30:50The number of people that reach out to us
30:52and are like, I had this crazy health condition.
30:55I couldn't figure out what was going on.
30:56I just put my symptoms into ChatGPT,
30:57and it told me what test to ask the doctor for,
31:00and I got it, and now I'm cured.
31:01Like, that's great.
31:02That happens a lot.
31:03Wow.
31:03You can definitely learn anything.
31:05Anything?
31:06Pretty much.
31:07I haven't found anything I can't learn.
31:08You can do your work way, way faster.
31:10You can use it instead of Google.
31:11You can use it for, like, advice about your life.
31:13People talk about all the people in their life
31:15and trying to figure out what to do.
31:16It's...
31:17The idea is it's like a general purpose
31:19sort of life advisor.
31:20Yeah.
31:21And I know that you and your husband
31:22just had a baby.
31:23Congratulations.
31:24Yeah.
31:24How old...
31:26How old is he?
31:27Eight months.
31:27Eight months old?
31:28Yeah.
31:29Are you loving him?
31:30So much.
31:30It's the greatest thing in the world.
31:31I have no non-cliche thing to say,
31:33but it is by far so much better
31:35than anything anyone tells you.
31:37I am just so incredibly happy.
31:39And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?
31:42I cannot imagine having gone through,
31:44like, figuring out how to raise a newborn
31:45without ChatGPT.
31:46Clearly, people did it for a long time.
31:48No problem.
31:48Yes.
31:49But...
31:49Yeah, they did.
31:52So I know, like, it's clearly was possible.
31:54Yes, it was possible.
31:55But I have relied on it so much.
31:58Yeah.
31:59I mean, it's obviously, like,
32:00the most important thing to have in my life,
32:01so it's top of mind, and I use it all the time.
32:03But, like, I was...
32:04A couple of months ago, I was at a party.
32:06I was talking to this guy, and, you know,
32:07we had kids about the same age,
32:09so we were talking about that.
32:10And, you know, he was like,
32:11oh, you know, what's your kid doing?
32:12Normal conversation.
32:13And he's like, yeah, these, you know,
32:15six months old, once they start crawling,
32:17it's everywhere.
32:18They go everywhere.
32:19And I was like, Mike, six-month-old,
32:20can't crawl yet.
32:21And he was like, you sure, like, you know,
32:23maybe, he's like, you sure about that?
32:24You think he's okay?
32:26And I was like...
32:26Mike can't.
32:27I was like, well, I think he's, like,
32:28about to start.
32:29I'm sure he's doing fine.
32:30And, by the way, I bet my kid can do a lot of things
32:31because yours can't, so it's all right.
32:34But then I, like, ran to the bathroom,
32:36and I was like, do I need to take my kid
32:37to, like, the doctor tomorrow morning?
32:38Is this okay?
32:39Should every kid be able to walk at six months?
32:41Yeah, crawl.
32:43Crawl.
32:43And, I mean, yours can't.
32:45No, no, Mike, yours, yeah, mine walked at six.
32:48Yeah.
32:50Mine was on Dancing with the Stars at seven months.
32:52There we go.
32:53Semi-finalist, no big deal.
32:56But it was a really...
32:57I got this, like, great answer back,
32:59which was, like, of course it's normal,
33:01of course you don't need to go to the doctor.
33:02You know, parents do all these sorts of things.
33:05And, by the way, and it's personalized.
33:08Like, ChatGPT gets to know you.
33:09And, you know, by the way,
33:11you're the CEO of OpenAI.
33:12You probably are around, like,
33:13all these high-achieving people.
33:14Maybe you don't want to, like, project that onto your kid,
33:16and you should just, like, relax, and he'll be fine,
33:18and, you know, whatever.
33:19And I was like, oh, okay.
33:20What about ChatGPT now?
33:22What are the cons?
33:23What are we worried about?
33:26What are the things that people don't like about him?
33:28I mean, a long list of things.
33:32But one of the things that I'm worried about
33:36is just the rate of change
33:37that's happening in the world right now.
33:39You know, this is a three-year-old technology.
33:41No other technology has ever been adopted
33:42by the world this fast.
33:45It is a truly general-purpose thing.
33:47The same thing that can figure out
33:49how to go cure a bunch of diseases
33:50can be used in a bunch of negative ways.
33:53The rate at which jobs will change over
33:55may be pretty fast.
33:57I have no doubt that we'll figure out
33:58all new jobs to do
34:00and sort of, I hope, much better jobs.
34:02But the speed at which this is happening
34:04is this just sort of, like, barrels through society
34:07and making sure that we introduce this to the world
34:11in a responsible way
34:12where people have time to adapt,
34:13to give input, to figure out how to do this.
34:15Yeah.
34:15You could imagine that, us getting that wrong.
34:18Yeah, and are people on it?
34:19Yeah, like, again, this has gone really well so far,
34:24better than I would have thought.
34:25If you look at the trajectory of the last three years,
34:26we have integrated this into our lives, into society.
34:29People use it in all sorts of really great ways.
34:33And we've been able to get, so far, a lot of benefits.
34:36And I think we've done a good, thoughtful job
34:38as a society of mitigating the downsides.
34:41But we're still feeling our way through this.
34:43And I'm sure as the intelligence keeps ramping,
34:46there will be a lot more to come.
34:47And when do you think, like, it's all going to be, like, perfected?
34:53I hope never.
34:55You know, I hope just we have a relent...
34:58We as the human species,
35:00we have this relentless drive to improve
35:01and make things better
35:02and to want more and to do more and to create more.
35:04And I hope that keeps going forever.
35:06But if you just look at how far it's come,
35:09even this year, in 2025,
35:11you know, we started this year with these models
35:13that could do a little bit of math.
35:14By the end of the year, we're doing better math
35:18than our best mathematicians
35:19at our most difficult competitions.
35:20And what's the biggest thing you see happening
35:23out of ChatGPT in the next five years?
35:27Five years is a long time.
35:29In five years, I think a lot.
35:31Next year, I hope we'll start to see these models
35:33really make small but important new scientific discoveries.
35:37And in five years, I hope they're curing diseases.
35:40Thank you so much for coming on
35:41and talking about this stuff.
35:43I appreciate this.
35:44And please hug that little baby.
35:46We'll do that.
35:47Sam Allman, everybody.
35:48We'll be right back with more Tonight Show.
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36:57In that fire
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37:14I hope that I made you smile
37:28Just a tiny bit
37:29For a little while
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39:23Well, let's bring you some time
39:25Your beauty shine for me
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39:32Oh, I miss you, baby
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