Holiday Hijinks Hit the Block on The Neighborhood

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Dave enthusiastically takes charge of the Christmas decorations, while Calvin hits a roadblock trying to secure a dinner reservation. The holiday spirit comes with plenty of laughs on The Neighborhood. Watch on CBS and stream on Paramount+.

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00:01Just not the Christmas season until Tina puts out her Black Santas.

00:06You mean Santas, right?

00:09Isn't that what I said?

00:11Kind of.

00:13Hey, Malcolm, let me use your phone before your mom gets back.

00:17I need to use your app to make reservations for our daydiversary.

00:21No, Pop. I don't want you using my app.

00:24I got a perfect five-star rating, man, and I know you, okay?

00:27First off, you're gonna be late, and then you're gonna send stuff back,

00:30and then you're gonna say, well, my table's under a vent.

00:33Fine, yeah.

00:35Martin, let me see your phone.

00:36Oh, no, Daddy, you don't want mine.

00:38I'm in the doghouse with that app.

00:39A couple of months ago, Daphne threw up at Brunch and Beyond.

00:42Now I got a three-star rating, and I can't get in anywhere.

00:48Malcolm, come on. I'm not gonna ruin your rating.

00:51They know me at Giovanni's.

00:53It's been our special place for 38 years.

00:56Come on, man.

00:57Okay, all right.

00:58Table for two, tomorrow night, 6.30.

01:00Okay.

01:01All right.

01:02Good, good.

01:03Hey, now, but if they put me under a vent, they gonna hear about that.

01:06No, Pop, no!

01:07Just talking about that!

01:09Hey!

01:10Uh-uh-uh-uh!

01:11Put Isaac down.

01:12Isaac?

01:13Well, you named this Black Santa?

01:15It's just Santa, man.

01:16It's just Santa.

01:17Yeah, come on!

01:19Yes, let's get these out and looking good.

01:21Okay.

01:22Katrina's coming over tomorrow.

01:23Katrina, that's the lady from the salon you've been talking about, right?

01:27Yeah, we get along so well, we decided to take our friendship beyond the salon.

01:31Huh, look at this.

01:33Santa's surfing.

01:34Why is that surprising?

01:36It's not surprising.

01:37It's just...

01:38Just, uh, just what, Dave?

01:40I just didn't think that a black Santa...

01:42A what?

01:43Yeah, take your time.

01:46That a Santa of color...

01:49I just wasn't aware that there were waves at the North Pole.

01:51I'm gonna scoot.

01:52I'm gonna scoot.

01:53I'm gonna scoot.

01:54I'm gonna scoot.

01:55I'm gonna scoot.

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