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Dave enthusiastically takes charge of the Christmas decorations, while Calvin hits a roadblock trying to secure a dinner reservation. The holiday spirit comes with plenty of laughs on The Neighborhood. Watch on CBS and stream on Paramount+.

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00:01Just not the Christmas season until Tina puts out her Black Santas.
00:06You mean Santas, right?
00:09Isn't that what I said?
00:11Kind of.
00:13Hey, Malcolm, let me use your phone before your mom gets back.
00:17I need to use your app to make reservations for our daydiversary.
00:21No, Pop. I don't want you using my app.
00:24I got a perfect five-star rating, man, and I know you, okay?
00:27First off, you're gonna be late, and then you're gonna send stuff back,
00:30and then you're gonna say, well, my table's under a vent.
00:33Fine, yeah.
00:35Martin, let me see your phone.
00:36Oh, no, Daddy, you don't want mine.
00:38I'm in the doghouse with that app.
00:39A couple of months ago, Daphne threw up at Brunch and Beyond.
00:42Now I got a three-star rating, and I can't get in anywhere.
00:48Malcolm, come on. I'm not gonna ruin your rating.
00:51They know me at Giovanni's.
00:53It's been our special place for 38 years.
00:56Come on, man.
00:57Okay, all right.
00:58Table for two, tomorrow night, 6.30.
01:00Okay.
01:01All right.
01:02Good, good.
01:03Hey, now, but if they put me under a vent, they gonna hear about that.
01:06No, Pop, no!
01:07Just talking about that!
01:09Hey!
01:10Uh-uh-uh-uh!
01:11Put Isaac down.
01:12Isaac?
01:13Well, you named this Black Santa?
01:15It's just Santa, man.
01:16It's just Santa.
01:17Yeah, come on!
01:19Yes, let's get these out and looking good.
01:21Okay.
01:22Katrina's coming over tomorrow.
01:23Katrina, that's the lady from the salon you've been talking about, right?
01:27Yeah, we get along so well, we decided to take our friendship beyond the salon.
01:31Huh, look at this.
01:33Santa's surfing.
01:34Why is that surprising?
01:36It's not surprising.
01:37It's just...
01:38Just, uh, just what, Dave?
01:40I just didn't think that a black Santa...
01:42A what?
01:43Yeah, take your time.
01:46That a Santa of color...
01:49I just wasn't aware that there were waves at the North Pole.
01:51I'm gonna scoot.
01:52I'm gonna scoot.
01:53I'm gonna scoot.
01:54I'm gonna scoot.
01:55I'm gonna scoot.
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