00:00 Well, so much for our big gender reveal.
00:02 And we didn't even get to the best part.
00:04 I know!
00:05 Where the X and Y chromosomes converge on the ovum.
00:08 Mm-hmm.
00:10 At least we'll have a fun story to tell Penelope someday.
00:13 [ Audience "Oohs" ]
00:15 I got it.
00:17 [ Laughter ]
00:19 Dave, listen.
00:22 If you notice I'm acting weird, don't make a big deal.
00:26 Okay.
00:27 I've got some information
00:28 that I shouldn't have,
00:30 and it's really fantastic information,
00:32 but I can't tell you, so leave me alone.
00:35 You know, I think I can fix this.
00:37 Dave, I know the name of Marty and Courtney's baby.
00:40 Oh, really? You do?
00:41 What is it?
00:42 I can't tell you!
00:44 I'm dying to, but I can't.
00:45 They're keeping it a secret.
00:47 Okay, well, you do need to respect their wishes.
00:50 Do I?
00:53 I mean, you're my husband. It's kind of a loophole.
00:56 That is true.
00:57 You know, married people do share everything.
00:58 But you can't tell anybody.
01:00 Well, who am I gonna tell?
01:02 It's Penelope.
01:05 Ah! Oh, that's cute.
01:08 She could go by Penny or Nellie or --
01:11 Ooh, I know. Pineapple.
01:15 No one is gonna call her Pineapple.
01:18 Well, that's what I'm going to call her.
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