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01:54I'm not a kid.
01:56No, you're not crossing lands on your own this time of night.
01:59I'm sorry, this is just how it is. I'm sorry.
02:06So, why are you with soldiers?
02:11Well, because sometimes with an oil spill there might be arguments.
02:24Thanks. Sorry about this.
02:37Can't be helped, I suppose. You have a bloody job.
02:40Sorry, man. When are you back?
02:42Oh, I can't tell our texture.
02:44Surgeon's about the party. Who's there? Climb Cleese, yeah?
02:47Yeah, and Stanley.
02:49Yeah, well he would be, wouldn't he?
02:51See ya.
02:55Sorry, the exit's a bit cross for me.
02:58You've broken so many rules.
03:00I know, and I want to say, um, I am sorry about Christmas.
03:05If you can't drink, don't.
03:07I checked.
03:09Apparently you're on board to replace someone called Roger Trevithick.
03:12He was on a mission in Scotland, so he made his replacement.
03:16Is that what he says?
03:18Yup.
03:21What's the thing about Roger Trevithick? Did that come from HR?
03:38How should I know? General.
03:40Sergeant Shacker, welcome aboard.
03:42And you are?
03:44Oh, Barclay, Pierre DuPont, sir. I'm Roger Trevithick's replacement.
03:47Oh, the civilian. Read and assess.
03:49No, I just wanted to say about Roger Trevithick. Did that come from HR?
03:52Look, Barclay, Pierre DuPont, does that surname make you French?
03:55Uh, yeah, on my father's side.
03:56Trivia.
03:57Yeah.
03:58Oh, my God.
03:59Oh, my God.
04:03Barclay.
04:04Oh.
04:06Hiya.
04:07Pierre Pinnett.
04:08Yeah.
04:09Um, replacing Roger Trevithick.
04:11Oh, my God, yeah.
04:12Okay.
04:13We arrive on Cabrera at 0900 local time.
04:16From there we get taken to the island of Dragonera.
04:19The village is called Cala Escondida, designated prime location.
04:23There's a lot to take in, so I suggest you make a start.
04:44Wow.
04:49Amazing, isn't it?
05:03Mind.
05:10The thing about Roger Trevithick.
05:12I replaced him only one time, back in 2020.
05:18His wife was having a baby.
05:19It was premature and he had to rush off.
05:21And I just happened to be there, so all I had to do was answer his phone,
05:24which didn't even ring, and so that was that.
05:25But then I went on file as Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:29How was the baby?
05:30Yeah, the baby was fine.
05:31But the thing is, I just got stuck on the list in HR.
05:35Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:37I get, like, memos.
05:38I mean, there's one time I even got tickets to Japan, and I'd email him.
05:40I'd say, look, look, I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:43So?
05:44So I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:47Oh, great team.
05:51Ten.
05:52You're ten.
05:53Don't talk to me.
05:54And I didn't show you anything.
05:55Yeah, but what do I do?
05:57I work in transport.
05:58I just booked the taxis.
06:00All troops, as of now, the Mediterranean is hostile territory.
06:18Echo, all troops, as of now, the Mediterranean is hostile territory.
06:33All troops, as of now, the Mediterranean is hostile territory.
06:39Village evacuated.
06:40Border established 10 kilometers, sir.
06:42This entire coastline belongs to us.
06:48They hung it far away from the village like they were scared of, even in death.
07:18Decontamination in progress.
07:29Decontamination in progress.
07:33Decontamination in progress.
07:37Decontamination in progress.
07:42Colonel.
07:44General.
07:46Quite a sight, isn't it?
07:48Caught five kilometers off the coast.
07:52They shot it dead, but then thought they could make money out of it.
07:55Hold it up.
07:56The monster from the deep.
08:02We saw it online.
08:03Declared it a hoax.
08:05Flew in from Madrid, sealed the place off.
08:07But it's quite a find.
08:09It's the first time we've seen one exactly like this.
08:13Mythology and superstition, we call them sea devils.
08:16But we're better than that now.
08:20Let's say, uh, Homo aqua.
08:24We think their species branched off from tenospondyls, which means the correct name is Homo spondyl erectus.
08:29I say Homo aqua, because that's what it looks like.
08:33Do we have a sex?
08:35Difficult to say.
08:37The genitalia suggests reptilian cloaca, which is found on both male and female.
08:42What about the neck?
08:43Was there a pearl?
08:46Plain and simple.
08:49Nothing artificial.
08:51Calcium carbonate.
08:5260% tarragonite.
08:5440% calcite.
08:56Then I suggest we return it to its rightful place.
08:59Every time you find a creature like this, we find a pearl.
09:06It might be simple decoration.
09:08Mankind has worn pearls ever since God knows when.
09:10But every pearl gets analyzed, and we found nothing.
09:13No technology, no inscription.
09:16But still, it doesn't signify a caste or a belief or identity.
09:21The pearl is always located at the base of the throat, actually embedded in the skin.
09:30We think it's placed there at birth.
09:33It goes back at least 2,000 years, sir, the use of pearls as jewelry.
09:39It's said Cleopatra removed her pearl earring, dissolved it in vinegar, and drank it in front of Mark Antony.
09:46Could be useful to file that.
09:48Ready for the deep scan?
09:50Yes, sir.
09:51Yes, sir.
09:52Corporal Morgan, you can join the team here and liaise with Sergeant Brock.
09:56Thank you, Miss Solo.
09:56I think your team could stand out.
09:58Yes, sir.
09:58Renault.
09:58Pack it up.
09:58Yes, sergeant.
09:59Yes, sergeant.
10:00Pass me down.
10:02Bring in the case of death.
10:03Excuse me.
10:04Can we hammer that?
10:21Charge him up.
10:44Coffee, sir.
10:47I just wonder what they're doing here.
11:00I mean, it's a pond.
11:01The Mediterranean has got no depth.
11:03January 2020, there was an avalanche underwater, lasting two days off the west coast of Africa, spreading over 1,200 kilometers.
11:11Massive event.
11:12All hidden under the sea.
11:15You think it was them?
11:17Seven communications cables, which I think is significant.
11:22They're waking up.
11:24Now the world is two-thirds water.
11:27It's us against them.
11:28Well, I think they heard that.
11:47What was that, sir?
11:48A translation pulse.
11:51We said hello.
11:52Hello.
11:52Hello.
11:52Hello.
11:52Hello.
11:58Can we use our phones yet?
12:22No.
12:23No.
12:23No.
12:23No.
12:23No.
12:23No.
12:28It's a true story.
12:46That's why people die.
12:48Most common domestic accident, they fall downstairs, break their necks.
12:51So what are you supposed to do?
12:52Well, you go like this.
12:53As you fall, you starfish.
12:55Yeah?
12:56It jams you into the stairwell.
12:57You stop falling.
12:58But who is going to remember that?
12:59You're falling.
13:00You don't think...
13:01What do I do?
13:02What kind of fish?
13:04That's the point.
13:04No one remembers.
13:05So you die.
13:19Anyway.
13:19Right, do you take sugar?
13:20No, thanks.
13:24Whoa.
13:24What the?
13:25What?
13:26What's all this?
13:27What's wrong?
13:27Muddy boots?
13:27Something's leaking bloody out.
13:29Careful.
13:30Is it chemicals?
13:32Whoa.
13:32Oh, I...
13:33What is it?
13:36I don't know.
13:39I don't know.
13:42I don't know.
13:47Hold on to me.
13:50I can't.
13:51Yes.
13:52I can't.
13:53Almost.
13:54I can't.
13:55Jesus.
13:56I can't.
13:57We...
13:57We need help.
13:57We need help.
14:07We...
14:08We...
14:08.
14:19What's happened?
14:37We have to decontaminate, sir.
14:38But tell me what's happened.
14:39I'm sorry, sir.
14:40You'll be able to see once you...
14:41Captain, tell me what's happened!
14:42They're gone, sir.
14:44What do you mean?
14:46Everything's gone.
14:49Who was on duty?
14:59Corporal Morgan and Private Abdullah.
15:00Then where are they?
15:01Then where's that thing?
15:03They were just seconds away.
15:05They can't have got far.
15:17Hold on.
15:18Keep the area clear.
15:19But they've stripped the place bare.
15:21Where did everything go?
15:22Who was on duty?
15:23Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah, please report your location.
15:26We can search the village, sir.
15:30Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah, please report.
15:39Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah.
15:42Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah, please report your location.
16:02Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah.
16:13What's that?
16:28Huh?
16:30What did you say?
16:43It was 28.
16:53I wanted to say sorry, you had to see that.
16:56You got the wrong one.
16:57That was your first death, I'm sorry.
17:00No, I'm here by mistake, okay?
17:03I haven't got clearance, I'm grade 10, I've worked in transport, I'm a clerk, you were
17:09meant to have Roger Chubivik, right?
17:11I've just ended up here by mistake.
17:13I shouldn't be here.
17:14Are you saying you're here by accident?
17:20Yes, sir.
17:23And that, I suspect, is how history is made.
17:28One great big chain of mistakes.
17:31But still, the unit protocol states, at times of historical or cultural or political impact,
17:38a member of the civilian staff must stand alongside the military as witness.
17:43And they could not be more civilian than you.
17:48Too late to turn back now, Barclay.
17:52Welcome aboard.
17:58Typical military intelligence.
18:00I got a first-class degree and did intensive training at St. Andrews for three years to get here.
18:05You blundered in by mistake.
18:08I'm the one who orders the cars and finds cheaper lorries.
18:17But I met the doctor once.
18:21No way.
18:23Last year in the tower he said hello and then he let off he went.
18:26What was he like?
18:34Just like, he's vivid.
18:37You know?
18:38It's just this tiny little moment that I think about it every second of every day.
18:54That creature, what was it?
18:56The Unified Intelligence Task Force was created to deal with alien lifeforms, but this species isn't alien.
19:09They're from Earth.
19:10They were here before us.
19:12They were here first, millions of years ago, so the planet belongs to them.
19:14What did they die out?
19:17They hibernated.
19:19Underground.
19:20And this was when the Earth was young, because the planet reformed around them and sealed them in.
19:25Sometimes proof is found and we hide it.
19:30What for?
19:32Think about it.
19:33They were here first, millions of years ago, so the planet belongs to them.
19:41Technically, we inherited their world, but if they're not dead, what if they want it back?
19:52Post-6-80!
19:53We're at night!
19:54We have a lifeform!
19:56Let's go!
20:03Stop!
20:04Stop!
20:05Stop!
20:06Stop!
20:07Stop!
20:08Stop!
20:09Stop!
20:09Stop!
20:10Stop!
20:10Stop!
20:11Stop!
20:11Stop!
20:12Stop!
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20:15Stop!
20:15Stop!
20:16Stop!
20:17Stop!
20:18Stop!
20:19Stop!
20:20Stop!
20:21Stop!
20:22Stop!
20:23What's that?
20:24What's that for?
20:25You're the civilian witness.
20:26You record everything.
20:27That could be our testimony if we get killed.
20:28If we get what?
20:29Step 1!
20:38Most of the vehicles…
20:40We're by coverage of characters as well.
20:42Oh no!
20:43We're".
20:44Can we use Coronavirus.
20:58Wait, please.
20:59Aligned and running. Three, two, one. Ready to calibrate, sir.
21:04As soon as it talks, we can capture the sound.
21:24Running translation, sir.
21:29We are calibrated, sir. Ready to go.
21:38My name is General Austin Pierce.
21:50I represent the Unified Military Task Force of the Combined Nations of the Dry Lands of Earth.
21:55And I welcome you into Diplomatic Concord.
22:04Concord is a big concept. Sorry, can we think of another word, please?
22:07Meeting.
22:09I welcome you into this Diplomatic meeting.
22:23You killed us.
22:24Us.
22:25Oh, God. Oh, no.
22:27You then took two lives.
22:31And now, I suggest we start.
22:35Agreed.
22:48I hope we can meet in peace.
22:54Agreed.
22:55And learn from each other.
22:59Agreed.
23:00And work to forge a friendship between the land and the sea.
23:09Is that agreed?
23:10Agreed.
23:11That's right.
23:12All right.
23:18But...
23:24We do not...
23:27agree.
23:28I do not agree with
23:35We would talk to all your animals
23:42Humans
23:43We would talk to all humanity
23:45No, sorry, sir
23:50It's not wood in the conditional tense, sir
23:53It's we all talk
23:55All
23:56All of us
23:58Oh, my God
24:01It means all of them
24:06Repeat the declaration of peace
24:13Yeah, I know
24:14I say again
24:19We come
24:23In peace
24:26Agreed
24:40No, no, no, hold on, sorry
24:46We still haven't got the right translation
24:47We all talk is a layered statement
24:49There's another concept embedded
24:51Could you say it again, please?
24:52Don't refer to them as male
24:53I ask you to
24:55Repeat your previous statement
24:57For translation
24:59We are talking to the whole world
25:07We are talking to the whole world
25:10Right now
25:12Present tense
25:14What do they mean?
25:16In what way?
25:17It's happening all over the world
25:39Humanity reacts to the simple fact
26:09The species that came before us
26:11It's woken up
26:12The species that came before us
26:13And you can say that
26:14You can say that
26:17Yeah, you can say that
26:19You can say that
26:21I can say that
26:22If you're doing the same thing
26:24The President has called for a new age of cooperation.
26:52It's being called H2O Diplomacy.
27:22The first official meeting with Homo Aqua will begin here, on the banks of the Thames, inside Imperial House, behind me.
27:44That's the construction that's being called the Waterway.
27:48It's a specific demand from Homo Aqua as a junction between the water and the land.
27:53Some say it's a symbol of peace.
27:55Okay, so I can't do the 17th or the 24th, and I don't know yet about the 31sts.
28:00Bloody hell, you can't do that.
28:02That job of yours is useless.
28:04Kirby?
28:04Ah?
28:05Your dad said he can't come and get you for the next three weekends because he's not bothered.
28:08Is that a problem, Kirby?
28:10No.
28:11What about me? I've got plans.
28:13Yeah, so anyway, I have just put 3,000 quid in your account. Hope that's okay.
28:17What do you mean?
28:17Like I said.
28:18You did not. Where's that from?
28:21Well, I got promoted, thank you, but apparently my job's useless.
28:23Well, if I'm getting 3,000 pounds, how much did you get?
28:25Oh, that's nice.
28:27Well, you can get some extra cooks in now. We're out with the business.
28:30The funny thing is, with these sea devils, it's got Kirby watching proper TV again like the old days.
28:35Well, you can't say sea devils. They're called homospondils.
28:38All right, don't laugh. Don't laugh, because homo doesn't mean gay.
28:43It does if you're my age.
28:44So, homo aqua's gay water?
28:46That's them, the gay waters.
28:48That's what you've been drinking, Kirby. Too much gay water.
28:51Shut up.
28:53So, what's this promotion, then? What are you doing?
28:56Ah, it's just, you know, just more admin.
28:58General Austin Pierce in grid B2, seat 1. Morning, everyone.
29:24Very good morning to you, General Pierce, and to everyone, for the record and for history.
29:31My name is Kate Lethbridge-Stewart, Commander-in-Chief of the Unified Intelligence Task Force.
29:35UNIT has been chosen to lead these talks because we stand above and outside all countries, borders, governments, and oceans of the world.
29:43We represent humanity. But today, we represent all life on Earth.
29:48And I hope this will be the start of a great endeavor to find peace between all of our kindred species.
29:55To begin the formal proceedings, confirm Downing Street online.
29:58Good morning, Prime Minister.
30:00Good morning, Kate. Extraordinary days.
30:04It's been a long time working hard to get the people's vote.
30:07Now we've got new people.
30:09White House online.
30:10Good morning.
30:11All of the people, Beijing.
30:13Confirmed.
30:14National Congress of Brazil.
30:16Confirmed.
30:16We have all 195 nations, ma'am.
30:18And do we have the ambassador?
30:20Approaching now.
30:23Apparently, he had the lobster thermidor last night against our advice.
30:27Let's hope that's not a major crime down below.
30:29Thank you, Mrs. Bingham. Let's concentrate. Eyes on the task.
30:32Pardon me, ma'am.
30:33Ah, General.
30:34Good to see you, sir.
30:36Very special day.
30:38Absolutely.
30:39Mr. St. Louis, how's the waterway? Are we ready to go?
30:43Stress is holding.
30:45Seals checked and secure.
30:47A-16 has been fixed.
30:49You know, the only way to see if this works is to do it.
30:52You've got quite a crowd.
30:54All under control.
30:55Ma'am, we have a press drill.
30:57Ready for that.
30:58Take them out.
30:59Wait!
30:59What was that?
31:05Caparazzi drew.
31:06Did they see us?
31:07What we glassed it?
31:08You read anything.
31:09My family don't know where I am.
31:10They'd flick.
31:10Thanks to you, I'm not even allowed in this room.
31:14Very well done.
31:14That's not a dramatic.
31:20Prepare tank activation.
31:23Positions and good luck to us all.
31:25Confirm the perimeter is now secure, ma'am.
31:27All stations at gold standard.
31:28Thank you if you could not interrupt.
31:31We have all comms focused and recording backups online.
31:35Good, good.
31:36Mrs. Bingham, let's begin.
31:37Initiate tank activation and flood the tank.
31:42Open seals one, two, three.
31:54Open seals four, five.
31:57Take it up to 100 psi.
31:59Open seals six, seven, eight.
32:07Well compromised, let's go to the other.
32:09Sector 45 compromised, system compromised.
32:11Emergency teams.
32:13They're fine, they're fine.
32:18Get out!
32:34Volume stable, water filtered, and purity at 90%.
32:37940,000 liters.
32:39Well done, Mrs. Bingham.
32:41Thank you, ma'am.
32:42Now, are we ready?
32:44Let's welcome our guests.
32:46Open water lock one.
32:55Looks like we have six life forms.
32:59And a seventh.
33:00Four homospondyl erectus, a.k.a. a homo aqua.
33:03Two of an unknown life form.
33:05One of a second unknown.
33:08Three different life forms in total.
33:11General Pierce to all troops.
33:13Red status.
33:14Confirmed.
33:15Red status.
33:21And here they come.
33:22Two unknown life forms entering.
33:44Two unknown life forms entering.
33:46Two unknown hospitals.
34:00They are forced to die.
34:02They cannot kill you.
34:03What do we say?
34:03What do we say?
34:14I'd call them Pisces Morphagrandes.
34:17Welcome to Pisces Morphagrandes.
34:20Does that mean big fish?
34:22Yep.
34:22Marcus, thank you.
34:23That's the signal for the airlock.
34:34Third lifeform approaching.
34:39Ma'am, we don't know what that third lifeform is.
34:42Then the first gambit is to trust them, Colonel.
34:44Open the doors.
34:46Activating airlock pumps.
34:53Airlock at core capacity.
35:00Deep contamination in progress.
35:23I'd say homomorphosapiens.
35:50Auto-simplify.
35:53Homo and Fibio.
35:57Amazing.
35:59They killed two of us, remember?
36:02We killed them.
36:03That's all this is for.
36:05To bring peace.
36:07Ready with translations?
36:09I'm running.
36:10Ready to go.
36:12Sir Jonathan.
36:13Good luck.
36:14Good luck.
36:14I bid you welcome.
36:23On behalf of the human race.
36:29I stand here as...
36:31We do not need translation.
36:33Did we learn their language?
36:35No, we did not.
36:36Save the comments.
36:39Well, your...
36:40Your English is excellent.
36:41Me is really the same as she is a kid.
36:45That's...
36:45Ocean.
36:47Nadeus.
36:48Nase se objistva mogut integriam.
36:52I'll play it, old man.
36:54I bring you greetings from the United Nations of this world.
36:57That we call Earth.
36:59It's a symbolic title of Indo-European origin.
37:02That bears no disrespect to the oceans, seas, lakes, rivers, and waterways around us.
37:07And I bring you a gift.
37:12Rhododendron nivali.
37:14The dwarf snow rhododendron.
37:17A flower that grows at the highest point on planet Earth.
37:20On the slopes of Mount Everest.
37:22Four miles above sea level.
37:24Perhaps never seen by your kind.
37:26Now, it carries a scent.
37:29Or a flavor.
37:30An essence.
37:31That you will have never known before.
37:34Would you...
37:35This is given with respect.
37:46And the hope of peace.
37:48Between our species.
37:53We have a gift for you.
37:57My children.
37:58My children.
38:05My children should have been born at the turn of the third cold current.
38:14But they choked on your oil.
38:18And poison.
38:20And excrement.
38:21Skip to 16.
38:22Sir Jonathan, go to 16, paragraph 10.
38:26I must state with vigor
38:29that we recognize the problem.
38:32That our solutions are remarkable.
38:33We do not know you.
38:35Well, I...
38:36I am Ambassador.
38:39Sir Jonathan Hyatt.
38:40You are not known to us.
38:44We would speak...
38:46with him.
38:47Me?
38:55Who the hell is he?
38:56Well, he's...
38:57nothing.
38:58He's no one.
39:00He's part of the team.
39:01He's the witness.
39:02He's the mistake.
39:03He was there by mistake.
39:04Give me intel on him.
39:05Now!
39:06Yes, ma'am.
39:07No.
39:08Sorry.
39:09No, no.
39:10You...
39:11You got the wrong man.
39:12You showed respect.
39:13No, that's just...
39:26That's just a thing.
39:27You respected...
39:29our fallen kin...
39:30when no others did.
39:31What are they, Christians now?
39:33Someone tell me what's going on.
39:35I'm not even religious.
39:37I don't know what to do.
39:38But we saw your kindness.
39:41And we see you.
39:43Will you stand as ambassador?
39:49And talk on behalf of the entire human race?
39:56Okay.
39:57Okay.
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