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00:01TV doctors have it all.
00:04Intelligence, confidence,
00:07perfectly styled hair after an 18-hour day.
00:10But how are they in the real world?
00:13Well, I'd like to run some tests.
00:15Tonight, we've assembled a clinical trial
00:18of three actual doctors and five actors who play one on TV.
00:22One could win up to a million dollars for charity,
00:25but the others?
00:27This might sting a little bit.
00:29Tonight, on Celebrity Weakest Room.
00:40Welcome to Celebrity Weakest Room.
00:46Doctors, pretend doctors.
00:49Let the home viewers know which is which.
00:54Hi, I'm Tori DeVito,
00:55and I was Dr. Natalie Manning on Chicago Med.
00:58Hi, I'm Dr. Terry Dubrow, a.k.a. Dr. Guinea Pig.
01:04I'm Cal Penn, and I played Dr. Lawrence Kuttner on House.
01:09I'm Sandra Lee, but you probably know me more
01:11as Dr. Pimple Popper.
01:14Hey, I'm Ron Eggled, and I played Dr. Max Goodwin on New Amsterdam.
01:18Hey, I'm Jason George, and you probably know me as Dr. Ben Warren from Grey's Anatomy.
01:24I'm dermatologist Dr. Will Kirby.
01:27Yeah, I'm Hill Harper, and I played Dr. Marcus Andrews on The Good Doctor.
01:33One hundred years of modern medicine, still no cure for awkward.
01:43Now, you know how this works. I'll ask you questions one at a time.
01:46If you string together eight correct answers, you will win the top prize for the round.
01:50However, one wrong answer will break the chain, and faster than you can say stat, that money is gone.
01:58But if you press your button and say bank before your question is asked, well, that money is safe, and you start a new chain.
02:05In this round, the top prize is worth $25,000, and we'll start with Tori.
02:12It's time to play The Weakest Link.
02:17Start the clock.
02:20Tori, founded in 1912, what youth organization has become known for selling Samoas, Tagalongs, and Thin Mints?
02:28Thin Mints?
02:30Oh, uh, uh, oh, um, I have no idea.
02:33The Girl Scouts.
02:34Ten.
02:35Dr. Dubrow, what five-foot-tall singer has an album appropriately titled Short and Sweet with the jolting hit Espresso?
02:43Serena, I mean, Carpenter, Carpenter.
02:46I'll accept.
02:47Cal.
02:48Thanks.
02:49On your screen, this child is getting a workout on the playground equipment named for what animal?
02:54Oh, come on!
02:56Come on, it's right.
02:57The barbells, that's not it.
02:59No.
03:00Monkey.
03:01Dr. Sandra.
03:02Neil Patrick Harris was 15 years old when he landed the title role as what TV doctor?
03:07Doogie Howser.
03:08Correct.
03:09Ryan.
03:10What U.S. government body is known as SCOTUS for short?
03:13Uh, Senate.
03:14Nope.
03:15The Supreme Court.
03:16No, you, uh...
03:17Jason.
03:18What football word that means knock down the guy with the ball is also a term for fishing gear?
03:22Tackle.
03:23Correct.
03:24Dr. Will.
03:25Bank.
03:26What floppy-eared cartoon character shares his name with the celestial body that was downgraded to a dwarf planet in 2006?
03:44Dumbo.
03:45Nope.
03:46Pluto.
03:47Tori.
03:48Oh, I can't...
03:49DC or MCU?
03:50Which is a type of electrical current?
03:52MCU.
03:53Oh, come on.
03:54DC.
03:55Oh, come on.
03:56Dr. Dubrow.
03:57Though you wouldn't want him operating on you, Theodor Geisel wrote more than 40 children's books under what pen name?
04:03Dr. Seuss.
04:04That is correct.
04:05Cal.
04:06Bank.
04:07What star of Taxi Driver might now be a carpool driver after becoming a father for the seventh time at age 79?
04:14Danny DeVito.
04:15No, Robert De Niro.
04:16Yep.
04:17Dr. Sen.
04:18Breasts or drumsticks?
04:19Which is Ringo Starr best known for holding?
04:22Drumsticks.
04:23You got it.
04:24Ryan.
04:25A trademark of the Murallo Corporation, what word is used generically for a type of paste that fills cracks in walls?
04:34Uh, Quick Seal.
04:37Nope.
04:38Spackle.
04:39Jason.
04:43Time is up.
04:44Hmm.
04:45The answers aren't so easy to come by when they're not in a script, are they?
04:50Out of a possible $25,000, you banked a not-that-bright $4,000.
04:57That money will go through to the next round, but one of you will not.
05:02Who's about to hear, the doctor is out?
05:06It's time to vote off the weakest link.
05:13For a bunch of doctors, this group turned in a rather sickly performance.
05:17Dr. Dubrow and Dr. Sandra pulled their weight, answering both of their questions correctly.
05:23But Jason was the only player without a medical degree to get a question right.
05:28Tori, Cal, and Ryan went a combined 0 for 6.
05:32Who will our doctors transplant to the green room?
05:35The voting is complete.
05:39Tori, you auditioned for a game show and didn't get on it. What game show was that?
05:42The weakest link.
05:44Come on, you auditioned?
05:46I was the weakest link on the phone.
05:48On the phone, before you even got here.
05:49I didn't even make it to the show.
05:51Who would you like to get rid of in this round?
05:52Ryan.
05:54Well, you actually got something right for the first time in this game.
05:58Ryan was the statistical weakest link.
06:01Now, Ryan, you played Dr. Max Goodwin on New Amsterdam.
06:05Yeah.
06:06But you have a medical connection in real life. What is it?
06:10My family. My sister's a nurse. Mom's a dermatologist. Dad's a podiatrist. So I'm surrounded.
06:16They must have been thrilled that you played a doctor, too.
06:18Once I made my first paycheck, they were like, okay, go for it.
06:21Yeah, you go do it.
06:23Well, on the show, you fired a lot of doctors. Who are you going to fire here?
06:26Oh, gosh. This is irony. I feel terrible. It's sweet, sweet, Tori. We're even.
06:31There's someone else who did poorly in that round.
06:33Hill.
06:34Yes.
06:35Where did you go to school, Hill?
06:37I went to undergrad at Brown and grad school at Harvard.
06:39You smarty pants.
06:41Let's talk about a real accomplishment, Hill.
06:43Okay.
06:44You were the sexiest man alive twice.
06:46Not on the cover, of course, but you were one of the sexiest people alive.
06:51People Magazine, 2004 and 2014. I missed 2024.
06:56You got a lot going on, Hill.
06:58I understand you had trouble sleeping.
07:00I had trouble. I had trouble sleeping last night.
07:02You kept appearing in my dream.
07:05Really?
07:06I'm going to get kicked off, and then you'd say something like,
07:08Hill, you were a surgeon on the good doctor.
07:10Someone much of Boston's surgery on your brain.
07:12You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
07:14You guys cut that joke.
07:18All right, kids.
07:19It's time to reveal who the team thinks is the weakest link.
07:23Ryan.
07:24Hill.
07:25Tori.
07:26Hill.
07:27Tori.
07:28Hill.
07:29Tori.
07:30Hill.
07:31Tori.
07:33Tori.
07:37Hill.
07:39Tori.
07:43Tori.
07:46Hill.
07:49Dr. Dubrow.
07:54Well, we have a tie.
07:56Hill and Tori each received three votes.
08:00That means the strongest link from the last round will cast the deciding vote.
08:06And in this round, though you tried to kick him off, the strongest link was Dr. Dubrow.
08:12Oh, Dr. Dubrow, thank God a real doctor is in charge.
08:16You voted for Hill.
08:17Would you like to stick with that vote, or would you like to switch to Tori?
08:22Well, this is a tough one, but you're just too good looking, you went to Harvard,
08:28and you mispronounced my name, so I hate you.
08:33Hill, who had a tough time sleeping last night?
08:36Your nightmare has just come true.
08:39With three votes, you are the weakest link.
08:42Goodbye.
08:43Goodbye.
08:46Bye.
08:47The real doctors decided to target me, so they voted me off.
08:52We off the sexiest man alive.
08:53I feel good about that.
08:54Dr. Dubrow, I'm very proud of the fact that you are able to fix botched surgeries,
09:00but you botched your vote.
09:10Welcome back to Celebrity Weekest Link.
09:14We've got a medical mashup of actors and doctors, and so far, their vitals are weak.
09:24You've banked $4,000 out of a possible $25,000, but in this round, you can add $50,000 to that
09:32total.
09:33Ten seconds are coming off the clock, and we'll start with the strongest link from the last
09:38round, and that's Dr. Dubrow.
09:40Let's play The Weakest Link.
09:43Start the clock.
09:47Dr. Dubrow, more than 130 million people watched Drake get dissed during the 2025 Super Bowl
09:54halftime show by what rap artist?
09:57Travis Scott?
09:58Nope.
09:58Kendrick Lamar.
09:59Cal, what L word is a type of jacket varsity athletes wear on campus to show school pride?
10:07Varsity jacket?
10:08Nope.
10:09Letterman jacket.
10:09Right.
10:09Dr. Sandra, the illustration on your screen is a representation of the structure of what
10:15molecule?
10:16DNA.
10:17Correct.
10:17Ryan, in 14th century English folklore, what hero and his merry men were said to have robbed
10:23from the rich to give to the poor?
10:25Robin Hood.
10:26Correct.
10:27Jason?
10:27Thanks.
10:27Mike Tyson or Neil deGrasse Tyson?
10:30Who did influencer-turned-boxer Jake Paul punch in the face in a live streaming event?
10:36Mike Tyson.
10:36You got it.
10:37Dr. Will.
10:38You may call yourself an M.D., but which state has the postal abbreviation M.D.?
10:43Maryland.
10:43That is correct.
10:45Tori.
10:45Bang.
10:45If a guy is petting his wiener dog, he's actually stroking what breed?
10:50Uh, uh, a schnau...
10:52Oh, I forget.
10:54Dachshund.
10:55Dr. Dubrow.
10:56What Q word would Katniss Everdeen most likely carry her arrows in?
11:01Guiver.
11:01Correct.
11:02Cal.
11:03Every kindergartner knows that purple is created by mixing blue with what other primary color?
11:08Green?
11:09Nope.
11:09Red.
11:10Dr. Sandra.
11:11Dr. Spock or Mr. Spock, who was widely regarded as a trusted source for parenting advice?
11:18Mr. Spock.
11:19No, Dr. Spock.
11:20No, you don't get it.
11:21Ryan, you might say, grand slam, thank you, ma'am, when ordering the iconic breakfast at
11:27what chain?
11:28IHOP.
11:29Nope, Denny.
11:29Jason.
11:30Kids annoy everyone else at the pool when loudly playing what tag-like game named for a 13th-century
11:36Italian?
11:37Marco Polo.
11:38That is correct.
11:38Dr. Will.
11:39Bang.
11:39On your screen, this singer and this distilled wine share what?
11:44Whoa, I have to finish the question.
11:45Share what name?
11:47Brandy.
11:47That is correct.
11:51Time's up.
11:52Well, I offered you a McDreamy $50,000 and you banked a pile of McSteaming $6,000.
12:01That brings your total bank to $10,000.
12:04That money goes on to the next round, but one of you is off the teamy.
12:08Who just earned their M.D. for most disappointing?
12:13It's time to vote off the weakest link.
12:16After another subpar performance, these doctors may be looking for a second opinion.
12:26The biggest disappointment has been Cal Penn.
12:29For a smart guy, he's missed some really easy questions.
12:32Unless it's his strategy so he isn't seen as a threat.
12:35The strongest link this round was Dr. Will.
12:38How will this clinical conundrum play out?
12:41The voting is complete.
12:46Dr. Dubrow, what did you do yesterday?
12:50I operated all day.
12:51All day?
12:52I did three really difficult surgeries.
12:55Let's talk about botch.
12:56It's a show we take people who have had unfortunate results from plastic surgery and we try to fix them.
13:01I had a patient who have fillers done and they put plumbing material, concrete, in her face.
13:07So I opened her up and literally sawed out the concrete.
13:11Wow.
13:12Well, who would you like to cut out of the show, Dr. Dubrow?
13:15He's just too good looking and too smart, so Jason's got to go.
13:19There's a theme running here.
13:21Let's see how you are.
13:22Jason was the strongest link statistically in this last round.
13:26Are you not entertained?
13:28Jason.
13:28Yes, ma'am.
13:29Now you're on Grey's Anatomy.
13:30Yes.
13:30Which has been on television for 79 years.
13:34Give or take.
13:35How long have you been on Grey's Anatomy?
13:36I first appeared on the show 15 years ago.
13:40Shonda Rhimes, she didn't kill me off.
13:42Yeah, oh, that's good.
13:43Who would you like to get rid of?
13:45Said Dr. Dubrow.
13:46The Kendrick Lamar thing hurt my heart.
13:48Holding it against him for not knowing about these rap battles.
13:51Well, he's saving lives and changing lives, right?
13:54Whatever.
13:54Let's talk to who was statistically the weakest link in that round.
14:00Cal, you knew it.
14:01I knew it.
14:02I felt it.
14:03You took a sabbatical to do what?
14:04I took a two-year sabbatical about 15 years ago to work in the White House.
14:09Obama White House, yeah.
14:10Yeah, I don't know how impressive that is when you can't get the primary colors right.
14:13That was a surprising one, Cal.
14:15You also looked shell-shocked, too.
14:16You were green.
14:19Well, now it's time to reveal who the team thinks is the weakest link.
14:24Jason.
14:31Jason.
14:33Dr. Dubrow.
14:35Sorry.
14:36Jason.
14:39Tori.
14:40I love you so much.
14:42Do you, though?
14:42Do you?
14:44Dr. Dubrow.
14:44Jason, what did I do to you?
14:51You were too good.
14:52Jason, who's been on Grey's Anatomy for 15 years, you only lasted on this show for 15 minutes.
15:00With four votes, you're the weakest link.
15:03Goodbye.
15:03Come on, Jason.
15:05You were just too good, Jason.
15:07Shane, Shane, Shane, all of you.
15:11First hell, then me.
15:13He's been sexiest men alive.
15:15I haven't.
15:15So I'm like, why you coming for me just because what mama and daddy did it?
15:19You know what I mean?
15:19Welcome back to Celebrity Weakest Link.
15:34Well, tonight we're paging TV doctors to the weakest link.
15:39I'm going to give you a chance to bulk up your bank and add $75,000 to your previously banked $10,000.
15:46Another 10 seconds are coming off the clock, and we normally start with the strongest link from the last round, but you voted him off, you cowards.
15:55Dr. Will, as the second strongest link, you will go first.
15:58Let's play the weakest link.
16:03Start the clock.
16:04Dr. Will, in their 2024 film, Deadpool trades snark and blows with what clawed X-Men character?
16:13Wolverine.
16:14Correct.
16:15Tori, roughly 4% of adults have ADHD.
16:19What's the capital of England?
16:21London.
16:22What?
16:22Correct.
16:23Dr. Dubrow, what M-word is an exam that is given about halfway through a semester?
16:29Midterm.
16:29Correct.
16:30Cal.
16:31Bank.
16:31A human pregnancy is made up of how many trimesters?
16:35Three.
16:35Correct.
16:36Dr. Sandra.
16:37True or false, the rapper Cardi B has a younger sister named Cardi O.
16:42False.
16:43Correct.
16:44Brian.
16:45On your screen, a physician might find it odd or even weird that this character's name is Dr. What?
16:55Strange?
16:56That is correct.
16:57Dr. Will, Patty Davis, who posed naked in Playboy magazine, was the daughter of what former president?
17:05Ronald Reagan.
17:06That is correct.
17:07Tori.
17:08Jane.
17:09What artist's 1938 work, Self-Portrait with Monkey, was commissioned by the president of New York's Museum of Modern Art?
17:17With Monkey?
17:19That's my answer.
17:20That is incorrect.
17:21Three to call it.
17:22Dr. Dubrow, oxymoron or complete idiom?
17:26Which are you if you're a jumbo shrimp?
17:29Oxymoron.
17:30That is correct.
17:30Cal.
17:31Fake.
17:32Who sang Bad Romance, then won a 2025 Razzie for her bad performance in the sequel to Joker?
17:38Lady Gaga.
17:39That is correct.
17:40Dr. Sandra, surgeons should know the expression, a stitch in time saves how many?
17:46A stitch in time saves a line.
17:51Nine.
17:52Nine.
17:53Ryan.
17:55Hawk or Tua?
17:56The starting quarterback for the 2024 Miami Dolphins has what first name?
18:06Hawk.
18:07Nope.
18:07Tua.
18:08Dr. Will, on your screen, what biblical figure...
18:14Time is up.
18:16I can't complete the question, but the answer was...
18:19Burning Bush?
18:19Joshua.
18:20I offered you a robust $75,000, and you banked a frail $10,500.
18:27That brings your total bank to $20,500.
18:32That money is going through to the next round, but one of you is going home to rest and drink
18:37plenty of fluids.
18:39Who should be a proctologist because they're a pain in my butt?
18:43It's time to vote off the weakest link.
18:51The doctors seem to have found their financial footing.
18:54However, their voting has been anything but a routine procedure.
18:57In the last round, Cal should have been excised.
19:01Instead, the team discharged Jason, their strongest link.
19:05This time, Cal is the strongest link.
19:07The weakest link is Dr. Pimple Popper.
19:10Is she about to be squeezed out of here?
19:13The voting is complete.
19:15Dr. Sandra, I come from a long line of popaholics, and we have the scars, literally, to show it.
19:24What is the biggest pimple you've ever popped?
19:26I mean, I had one that guy's knee that was probably, like, bigger than the buzzer, filled with cottage cheese.
19:33We had to use this literal spoon to spoon out the contents.
19:37What would you like to pop on out of here?
19:39You like what I did with that?
19:41Well done.
19:41Well done.
19:42Yeah.
19:44I voted for Cal.
19:46I did well this last round.
19:48Actually, Cal was the strongest link.
19:51This round?
19:51Oh, just this round.
19:52Obviously not.
19:53Cal, so you're famous for something other than being a doctor.
19:56Of course, you're famous for stoner movies.
19:59I am.
19:59So, like, 20 years ago, we did the first of a series of three called Harold and Camargo to White Castle.
20:04Yep, that's the guy.
20:05You're standing next to him.
20:07I still get offered weed, like, when you walk down the street.
20:11So, Cal, who do you want to get rid of?
20:14So, I was now going to try to play the strategy that it seems everybody else was playing and go with the strongest, so I chose Dr. Will.
20:22Dr. Will.
20:23You won Big Brother.
20:24Not my crowning achievement in life, but yes.
20:26Yeah.
20:27And what kind of a doctor are you?
20:28I'm a dermatologist.
20:29You're a dermatologist.
20:30Yeah, I'm the chief medical officer at Laserway.
20:32We do more tattoo removal than anyone in the world.
20:34Tell us a weird one.
20:35The strangest tattoo I've ever seen is a smiley face on the glanced penis.
20:41Oh.
20:42What is that?
20:43What's a glanced penis?
20:44It's painful is what it is.
20:45Well, kids, it's time to reveal who the team thinks is the weakest link.
20:55Dr. Will.
20:59Cal.
21:02Dr. Will.
21:05Cal.
21:06Let me just say.
21:17Yeah, go ahead.
21:18Before you send me off.
21:19Yes.
21:20That I, too, was in People's Sexiest Men Alive issue for several years.
21:25You were?
21:26Yeah, I kept my mouth shut because he was on his way out.
21:28Yeah.
21:28All right, Cal, who went from the TV show house to the White House and now to the outhouse.
21:37With three votes, you are the weakest link.
21:40Goodbye.
21:40Good luck, everybody.
21:42Bye.
21:42Take care.
21:43Bye, bye, bye.
21:43Bye.
21:44I just want to clarify.
21:46These are all medical doctors who voted me off.
21:48None of the talented actors.
21:50Oh.
21:51Into the void with you.
21:53The medical doctors, I think, were maybe threatened by the wit and charm of the TV
21:58doctors who were out there.
22:01Well, tonight has been just what the doctor ordered.
22:04Dr. Kevorkian, because you're dying up here.
22:09Still, I'm going to offer you $100,000 this round for running the chain.
22:15Ten more seconds, they're coming off the clock.
22:17And we'll start with the strongest link from the last round, but you voted him off again.
22:23So now we'll start with the second strongest link, Dr. Dubrow.
22:27So, let's play the weakest link.
22:32Start the clock.
22:34Dr. Dubrow, I'm sure nepotism had nothing to do with Bronny James getting drafted by what
22:40NBA team?
22:41Lakers.
22:42Correct.
22:43Dr. Sandra.
22:44On your screen, this is a Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade balloon of what fat, lazy cartoon
22:50cat?
22:51Garfield.
22:51Correct.
22:52Brian, 100 contestants are experts in subjects like recess and smoothies on what Fox game
22:59show hosted by Rob Lowe?
23:00Uh, are you smarter than a five-year-old?
23:03Nope.
23:03No.
23:03The floor.
23:04That one.
23:04Dr. Will.
23:05If someone is trying to convince you of something, you already believe they're said to be preaching
23:10to the what?
23:11Choir.
23:11That is correct.
23:12Tori.
23:13Bank.
23:13Doctor or lawyer, who is more likely to be called an ambulance chaser?
23:19Lawyer.
23:20Correct.
23:21Dr. Dubrow, what Central American country shares borders with both Colombia and Costa Rica?
23:30Venezuela.
23:31Nope.
23:31Panama.
23:32Dr. Sandra.
23:33What A word is the active ingredient in regular strength Tylenol?
23:38Acetaminophen.
23:39Correct.
23:39Ryan, how many coins are in a $10 roll of quarters?
23:4540.
23:45Correct.
23:47Dr. Will, on your screen, named for the doctor that created them, what brand of shoes are
23:52seen here?
23:54Doc Martens.
23:55That is correct.
23:56Tori.
23:56Bank.
23:57When insecure celebrities check their IMDB credits, they're visiting the internet movie
24:03what?
24:03Database.
24:04That is correct.
24:05Dr. Dubrow, what S-word is a setting to randomize your playlist or what you do to cards before
24:12dealing them?
24:15Um.
24:18You.
24:21Scramble.
24:21Nope.
24:22Shovel.
24:23Shovel.
24:25Time is up.
24:26Well, it's too bad the nurses aren't here tonight to do most of the work for half the credit
24:31because out of a $100,000 blood draw, you banked an anemic $12,500.
24:38That brings your total bank to $33,000.
24:42That money will go through to the next round, but one of you will not.
24:48Who's about to hear me say, this won't hurt a bit?
24:51It's time to vote off the weakest link.
24:54Our TV doctors have banked five figures in consecutive rounds.
25:03Interestingly, they've also voted out the strongest link in consecutive rounds.
25:07And in this round, the strongest link was Tori, who nailed both of her questions and banked
25:13$10,000 for the team.
25:14Statistically, the weakest link was Dr. Dubrow, who scrambled to come up with answers.
25:20You could cut the hypertension with a knife.
25:22Who won't make the cut?
25:24The voting is complete.
25:27Dr. Dubrow, tell us about your lovely wife.
25:30So, my wife, Heather Dubrow, she's one of the housewives on The Real Housewives of Orange County.
25:35Lovely.
25:36Who would you like to vote off?
25:38As much as I think this individual is awesome...
25:42Get to it, please.
25:43Ryan.
25:43I thought you might say Ryan.
25:45I got to ask you guys something here.
25:47First, you voted off Hill with an H.
25:51And then Jason with a J.
25:55And then Cal with a K.
25:56And we know that Dr. Dubrow voted for Ryan.
26:00So, I'm wondering if the real doctors here, Dr. Dubrow, Dr. Sandra, and Dr. Will, got together before this show and decided to vote off in alphabetical order.
26:11What?
26:11We would tell you, but we'd be violating privacy laws.
26:14So...
26:15Ryan, I think this might be a setup.
26:18It's not looking good.
26:19We'll see what happens, Tori with a T.
26:22It's time to reveal who the team thinks is the weakest link.
26:31Dr. Dubrow.
26:35Ryan.
26:38Ryan.
26:41Dr. Dubrow.
26:43Dr. Dubrow, just kidding.
26:45Ryan.
26:46The fake out.
26:49Fire.
26:50Well, Ryan, it's too bad your name isn't Zach.
26:56With three votes, you are the weakest link.
27:00Goodbye.
27:01These guys were in cahoots.
27:02Bye, we love you.
27:03Win big.
27:04Oh, man.
27:05I knew all those doctors were united.
27:07One by one, they're taking these actors out.
27:10This is very intimidating.
27:12Tori, be careful.
27:13They're gunning for you.
27:20Welcome back to Celebrity Weakest Link.
27:25Well, we've got a team full of TV doctors, and like a patient who forgot they were wearing
27:30a hospital gown, a lot of you are showing your butt tonight.
27:34You've banked $33,000 so far, and in this round, I'm offering a breezy quarter million
27:40bucks if you can run the chain.
27:43We're taking another 10 seconds off the clock, and we'll start with the strongest link from
27:47the last round.
27:48And that's Tori.
27:49Stop.
27:50Come on.
27:51Let's play The Weakest Link.
27:55Start the clock.
27:57Tori, if you've got a tea time of 6.45 a.m., you're getting up stupidly early to play what
28:03game?
28:04Golf.
28:05That's correct.
28:06Dr. Dubrow, Timothy Chalamet worked with a harmonica coach for five years to play what
28:10singer in a complete unknown?
28:12Villain.
28:13Correct.
28:14Dr. Sandra, nearsighted or farsighted, which are you if you have trouble seeing objects
28:18up close?
28:20Farsighted.
28:20Correct.
28:21Dr. Will, after Pat Sajak retired from the show, who decided to give hosting Wheel of
28:26Fortune a spin?
28:28Ryan Seacrest.
28:28That's correct.
28:30Tori.
28:30Thanks.
28:30If the symbol on your screen appears on your clothing tag, it means you should not do what?
28:38Do not iron it.
28:40Nope, bleach.
28:41Dr. Dubrow, from the Latin, meaning I shall please, a fake medication that actually has no
28:48effect is called what?
28:50Placebo.
28:50Correct.
28:51Dr. Sandra, the rumba is a dance that originated in which Caribbean nation?
28:56Um, Bahamas.
28:57No, Cuba.
28:59Dr. Will.
29:00Known for his polo shirts, the fashion designer born Ralph Lifshitz changed his last name to
29:05what?
29:05Loren.
29:05Correct.
29:07Tori.
29:07True or false?
29:08Dr. Pepper was created by doctors as an antiseptic.
29:12True.
29:13False.
29:13Oh.
29:14Dr. Dubrow, what shuttered investment bank has the distinction of filing for the largest
29:19bankruptcy in U.S. history?
29:21Liebenbrother.
29:21That is correct.
29:22Dr. Sandra, on your screen, Irish hurling and Scottish shinty are forerunners of what modern-day
29:28Olympic sport seen here.
29:30Man.
29:33Rugby.
29:34Nope, field hockey.
29:35Dr. Will.
29:36In 1947.
29:40Time's up.
29:41I can't complete the question.
29:43FYI, the answer was Ferrari.
29:46Mm.
29:46Well, this is a tough pill to swallow.
29:48Out of a possible quarter million bucks, you banked $25,000.
29:54That brings your total bank to $58,000.
29:57That money will go through to the next round, but one of you will not.
30:03Who should have asked their doctor if weakest link is right for them?
30:08It's time to vote off the weakest link.
30:14Ouch.
30:15These doctors just billed us for $25,000, thanks to Tori, who banked it all herself.
30:22But the strongest link is Dr. Dubrow, whose perfect 3-and-0 performance took him from weakest
30:27to strongest link.
30:29The weakest link was Dr. Sandra.
30:31Although the weakest link has yet to be voted out, is Tori's game on the verge of flatlining?
30:37The voting is complete.
30:39Hey, Tori, are you feeling safe right now?
30:43No.
30:43No, I wouldn't if I were you.
30:45You played on a Stevie Nicks album.
30:49Wow.
30:49I did.
30:49I played the violin.
30:50That's amazing.
30:51Stevie is a best friend of my mom.
30:53Ah.
30:54We so lovingly call her fairy godmother.
30:57Aren't you lucky to have Stevie Nicks as your fairy godmother?
31:01My God.
31:03Which evil doctor did you decide to vote off?
31:06Dr. Will.
31:06Mmm.
31:08He kept getting too many answers right.
31:09He did.
31:09And it was really irritating me.
31:11Dr. Will, you have not missed a question all game.
31:14You wear it humbly, too.
31:16That's true.
31:17Tori here, of course, is the last civilian non-doctor.
31:21If you're getting rid of Tori, what happens after this?
31:24We'll have to see who's the weakest link.
31:25Well, America, it's time to reveal who the team thinks is the weakest link.
31:34Dr. Will.
31:38Tori.
31:41Tori.
31:45Tori.
31:49I get it.
31:49I'm not a doctor, okay?
31:51Way to rub it in, guys.
31:52Tori, three out of three doctors have recommended you leave
31:55the show.
31:57With three votes, you are the weakest link.
32:00Goodbye.
32:02Goodbye, everybody.
32:03Dr. Dubrow was coming for us for sure.
32:06Respect.
32:07Respect.
32:07Good luck, everyone.
32:10She's very nice.
32:11He looked at me like, sorry.
32:12And I'm like, no, you're not.
32:14You knew this was coming.
32:15Welcome back to Celebrity Weakest Link, TV Doctors.
32:28Now, team, you've managed to bank $58,000, and this round will be the last time that you
32:34can add to that total.
32:36So let's make it a clean half a million bucks if you can run the chain.
32:40Another 10 seconds, we'll come off the clock, and we'll start with the strongest link from
32:45the last round.
32:46That's Dr. D.
32:47Let's play the weakest link.
32:50Start the clock.
32:55Dr. Dubrow, after more than 50 years, what airline scrapped its bags fly free policy in
33:012025?
33:02Delta.
33:03Nope.
33:03Southwest.
33:04Dr. Sandra, as any lonely teenage boy can tell you, carpal tunnel is caused by a compressed
33:11nerve in what joint?
33:12In your wrist.
33:13Correct.
33:13Dr. Will, what Hockey Hall of Famer was known for saying, you miss 100% of the shots you
33:19don't take?
33:20Wayne Gretzky.
33:21That is correct.
33:22Dr. Dubrow, Oscar winner Taika Waititi takes pride in his Maori heritage as a native of what
33:29nation?
33:31Zimbabwe.
33:32No, New Zealand.
33:33Dr. Sandra, what short-lived TV series about trying to make a Marilyn Monroe musical became
33:39an actual Broadway musical in 2025?
33:41Sunset Boulevard?
33:43No, smash.
33:45Dr. Will, the international airport serving Baltimore and Washington is named for what
33:50groundbreaking Supreme Court justice and civil rights figure?
33:55Ginsburg.
33:56Nope, Thurgood Marshall.
33:57Dr. Dubrow, how many months are in a decade?
34:02120.
34:03Correct.
34:04Dr. Sandra, formerly called the Zaire, what African river is the deepest in the world?
34:10Denial.
34:11No, Congo.
34:13Dr. Will, what noisy brand of fastener gets its name from the French words velour and crochet?
34:22Velcro.
34:23Correct.
34:24Dr. Dubrow, what classic Ridley Scott movie?
34:29Alien.
34:30I cannot complete the question, but the answer was alien.
34:35Oof.
34:36Well, I prescribed a course of half a million dollars, and you took two of them and flushed
34:42the rest down the can, banking just $2,500, but that brings your final bank to $60,500.
34:49That money will go through to the next round, but one of you three real doctors will not.
34:56It's time to cast your final vote for the weakest link.
35:05In this final, most lucrative round, our doctors couldn't bank more than a copayment.
35:13Who would have thought that with only real doctors left, they'd stop getting any questions right?
35:18The strongest link was Dr. Will.
35:22The weakest link, statistically, was Dr. Dubrow.
35:25These mid-school graduates have aimed pretty low to vote off the competition.
35:29What's next?
35:30Flipping tables and throwing glasses of wine?
35:33The voting is complete.
35:36You voted off all the fake doctors.
35:41Will the real conspirator who came up with this plan raise their hand?
35:48Well, first of all, I want to congratulate you on figuring out that alphabet thing.
35:53It's good to know you passed the field sobriety test.
35:55Ooh, that was so clever, though.
35:58Well, now that you've gotten rid of all the fake doctors, who are you going to get rid of?
36:02Well, he is just too smart and too good-looking, so Dr. Will's got to go.
36:09Okay.
36:10Did you miss any questions in this line?
36:11I missed one.
36:12You missed one, so that was your first.
36:14Just for fun, who do you want to get rid of?
36:16With a different area of specialization, Dr. Dubrow.
36:20I want to keep Dr. Lee.
36:22Okay.
36:23All right.
36:24Doctors, you've banked and bullied your way to $60,500.
36:30Now only two of you doctors will be doing rounds in the finale, and one of you is about
36:36to find out we no longer take your insurance.
36:40Let's see who you decide it is the weakest link.
36:47Dr. Will.
36:48When it comes to going to the final round, Dr. Will won't.
37:05With two votes, you're the weakest link.
37:09Goodbye.
37:11Good luck, everyone.
37:12You've won too many game shows.
37:13Yeah.
37:14Sacrificial lambs.
37:16I was getting most of the questions right, and I thought that Dr. Sandra was going to
37:19respect the Dermatology Alliance.
37:21Tough to be you.
37:22People know your M.O.
37:24Some people will stab you in the back.
37:25Dr. Sandra will stab you in the front.
37:27Welcome back to Celebrity Week this week.
37:40After a battery of tests, Dr. Dubrow and Dr. Sandra have claimed their spot in the finals,
37:47where one of them is about to win $60,500 for their charity, and the other goes home
37:54with nothing.
37:56Dr. Dubrow, what charity are you playing for?
37:59The Trevor Project.
38:00Dr. Sandra?
38:01Make-A-Wish Foundation.
38:02Both very worthy causes.
38:04Well, I've got five questions for each of you.
38:07No voting, no chain-making, no banking.
38:10Just $60,500 for the one who gives me the most correct answers.
38:15The strongest link from the last round was Dr. Will, but of course, you voted him out.
38:20The second strongest link was Dr. Sandra.
38:24Do you want to go first, or do you want Dr. Dubrow to go first?
38:26I think I'm going to go first.
38:28All right.
38:28Let's play The Weakest Link.
38:30Dr. Sandra, what is the only Major League Baseball team based in Canada?
38:42Um, I'm just going to go out there.
38:47Toronto Raptors.
38:49The correct answer is Toronto Blue Jays.
38:53At least I knew it was Toronto.
38:55Dr. Dubrow, here's your first question.
38:57Female black widows are known to have a marking on their abdomens shaped like what timepiece?
39:06Timepiece.
39:07Well, it's either a watch or it's a...
39:10What's that thing you turn upside down?
39:13Um, I'm going to say wristwatch.
39:18The correct answer is hourglass.
39:21Hourglass.
39:23Dr. Sandra.
39:24Originating in Europe, what official state dance of Wisconsin is often accompanied by the accordion?
39:33Official dance of Wisconsin that has the accordion.
39:38Um, it's going to be a jig.
39:42The correct answer is polka.
39:46Oh, duh.
39:47You were in the neighborhood.
39:49Nobody's on the board.
39:50Dr. Dubrow.
39:52First sold in 1953.
39:54What brand of miniature cars was named for the small container they originally came in?
40:00Small car, 1953.
40:03The container.
40:06Um, I'm going to say Mini Cooper.
40:08The correct answer is Matchbox.
40:11Oh.
40:12Looks like I may need to break out the defibrillators.
40:16Dr. Sandra, what South Korean company that began as a grocery trading store introduced its first cell phone in 1988?
40:27Samsung.
40:29The correct answer is Samsung.
40:32You are on the board.
40:34Dr. Dubrow.
40:36Who was the only former first lady to attend her son's inauguration as president of the United States?
40:45Bush.
40:46The correct answer is Barbara Bush.
40:48Well, thank you very much.
40:49There you go.
40:49You're on the board.
40:50Very good.
40:51All right, Dr. Sandra.
40:52What department store chain was named for one of its founders and the street of its original New York location?
41:00Um, I feel like the famous one is Bloomingdale's because it's got the parade and everything.
41:10I'm going to go Bloomingdale's.
41:13The correct answer is Saks Fifth Avenue.
41:17Oh, come on.
41:18And you also said Bloomingdale's has the parade.
41:21No, they don't.
41:22Macy's has the parade.
41:23Oh, dang it.
41:24Okay, Dr. Dubrow.
41:25In medicine, renal dialysis replaces the function of what blood-filtering organ?
41:33Oh, kidney.
41:35The correct answer is kidney.
41:37I mean...
41:38Luck of the draw.
41:40Dr. Sandra, if you do not answer this correctly, there's our champion, Dr. Dubrow, right there.
41:47It'll be easy.
41:47Star Wars episodes, one through nine, all begin with what four words preceding the opening crawl?
41:56Once upon a time.
41:59The correct answer...
42:03is a long time ago.
42:06Dr. Dubrow, congratulations.
42:09You are tonight's strongest link.
42:10And you leave here with $60,500.
42:15How does it feel to be the strongest one?
42:17It feels amazing because, first of all, it's for the Trevor Project, for Kids in Crisis,
42:22the LGBTQ, so I love that.
42:24And, you know, despite you, it was still very enjoyable.
42:27That's good to know.
42:29I'm kidding.
42:29On you.
42:30I won the weakest link.
42:33You did?
42:33I won.
42:34I won.
42:35I didn't get the most questions right, but I was the most clever.
42:38That's my boy.
42:41Most clever.
42:43Well, that's our show for tonight, America.
42:45So remember, you can absolutely challenge your doctor based on something you saw online.
42:51And feel free to list your psychic as your primary care physician.
42:56Just don't be the weakest link.
42:59Goodbye.
43:08Bye.
43:13Bye.
43:13Bye.
43:13Bye.
43:14Bye.
43:19Bye.
43:35Bye.
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