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Full Episode of Did You Have to Be a Hockey Star?
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00:00Meet the star captain and the guy who's bringing us home to Stanley, Tyler Carlson!
00:09Boys, this is Kate Martin. She's your new owner.
00:14You?
00:16You?
00:20Let's get fucked up.
00:22Okay!
00:26Excuse me.
00:27Excuse me.
00:29Don't touch me.
00:38How about giving some of us a chance?
00:40You're not the only one trying to get a drink here, sweetheart.
00:43Who the hell do you think you are?
00:48You don't know who I am?
00:57No, I didn't know who I am.
00:59About a free time before.
01:00Don't keep my registrar.
01:01No!
01:07Thanks Danny!
01:17Who the hell do you think...
01:19...you are?
01:20that is one tall glass of delicious you could swallow him whole and still be thirsty
01:36i'm good with the drinks i've got
01:39who's she who oh shut up i see your tail wagging i don't know man some nobody
01:50she was kind of hot though look kate the great if you don't think you have a chance with him you
01:55could just say so please i would have that man on a leash in five minutes the season starts tomorrow
02:02and we need your head in the game i'm not gonna fuck her okay let's put some money on it twenty
02:09thousand dollars if you go home alone tonight easy and you can't just have sex with her in the bathroom
02:18okay not so easy you don't think he's a bit out of your league no one is out of my league
02:25but you're on my boy
02:27dare you to prove it
02:32you're such a bitch
02:36watch and learn
02:40ain't coming
02:43sorry i was so rude before
02:47i just get some impulsive when i drink
02:53buy me a shot
02:56you know i've never seen you here before
03:00used to be my dad's spot
03:02but enough about me i want to hear all about your girlfriend
03:07i don't have a girlfriend
03:10you're kidding me neither
03:13you have so much in common
03:15i'm not interested
03:21not at all
03:26no
03:29in fact
03:32i um
03:34well i hate
03:37hot women
03:39yeah
03:41yeah
03:43uh fuck
03:59no i um
04:00i actually
04:02can't
04:03okay
04:04what is the deal
04:05are you some gigantic beautiful virgin
04:08you know you really should learn some respect
04:12look i didn't exactly come here for your personality
04:14and i definitely didn't come over here for a lecture
04:17so kiss me you idiot
04:19i said no
04:21not used to hearing that
04:23are you daddy's girl
04:25my dad's dead
04:31asshole
04:33kate the great
04:45i wasn't expecting to see you here
04:47i would have cleaned up
05:02where else would i be kevin
05:03we're co-owners now
05:05my dad left me his share of the tea
05:08dream come true
05:10yeah
05:10for both of us
05:12yeah because there's nothing the blades need more right now
05:14than some woman who knows nothing about hockey
05:17bossing them around
05:18distracting them
05:19dressed like some sort of uh
05:22kevin
05:23we're cousins
05:25it's never gonna happen
05:28step cousins
05:29there's no shared blood
05:30you know
05:31whatever
05:31let's get this shit show on the road
05:33hey fellas bring it in
05:34all right
05:38there is
05:39donovan
05:39chris
05:40kyle
05:41eli
05:42sammy
05:43and
05:43last but not least
05:45the star captain
05:47and the guy who's bringing us home to stanley
05:49tyler
05:51carlson
05:52boys
05:55this is kate martin
05:57okay
05:58she's your new co-owner
05:59now kate here
06:00doesn't know that much about hockey
06:02okay so we're gonna have to bring her up to speed a little bit
06:04yeah
06:04and what the hell is she doing with the blades
06:06she inherited her father's shares
06:10she started three beauty brands before the age of 20
06:14and has her mba from brown
06:16and she's your boss
06:18so maybe it's you who needs to show a little bit of respect
06:21yeah well we're trying to win a championship here
06:25we don't have time to teach some woman how to play hockey
06:29perfect
06:30so we'll just skip that part and go straight to the part where you shut the fuck up
06:33this is my rink now
06:39yeah we'll see about that
06:42why didn't you tell me you played for the blades
06:46why didn't you tell me you were the new co-owner
06:48has anyone ever told you you always have something to say
06:50it's a very annoying quality
06:52you seemed to like it enough last night
06:53if you know what's best for you
06:56you won't mention whatever that was
06:58to anyone
06:59you know i can tell when i'm having an effect on someone
07:07you tell me you don't want me
07:10not at all
07:13the only reason we almost kissed last night
07:17was because i was dared to
07:20not true
07:21i will do anything for a dare
07:24whatever you say
07:25but uh
07:26the only reason that we didn't kiss last night
07:29was because my friend dared me not to
07:32if i wanted to we would have
07:35okay
07:36captain fuckboy
07:38i would do anything for a dare too
07:41i believe that you believe that
07:44but i was the one in control last night
07:47and guess what
07:48i still am
07:51don't worry
07:57i'm not trying to get kicked off the team
07:59for corrupting the blades new pretty little princess
08:01princess
08:04yeah
08:05the hat
08:06the nails
08:07the shoes
08:08the overall attitude
08:09what
08:10you need me to keep going
08:11you wish you could corrupt me
08:15but i'm not interested
08:20superstar
08:31you're a bad liar princess
08:41how about this
08:47from now on
08:50i dare you
08:53to stay away from me
08:56and i'll stay away from you
08:59deal
09:00deal
09:05i'll get dressed
09:08i just don't know what coach wants to
09:14it's like
09:15what else do i need to do
09:17to show him i can be captain
09:18i don't want to talk to her so bad just go do it
09:29nah man i don't want to talk to her
09:31but
09:40maybe i should at least go tell her that this is supposed to be a player's bar
09:43right
09:44i'll just go tell her that
09:45i'll just go tell her that
09:52so what the stadium wasn't enough
09:59you need to come hang out at our bar too
10:01get over yourself
10:02i'm meeting someone
10:04you know
10:04technically
10:05it's supposed to be just players
10:07no front office
10:09well you didn't have a problem
10:11when my dad came here
10:12yeah well
10:13that was different
10:14your dad was the best
10:18you talk to all your bosses this way mr carlson
10:24do you try and take home all your employees miss martin
10:27only the really stupid ones
10:30huh
10:31whatever princess
10:34whatever
10:37superstar
10:39shit
10:50oh well well
10:51look who it is
10:52thought you two hated each other
10:54we were just talking about
10:56uh kitty k we gotta talk some business so
10:59it's a little crowded in here so why don't we go talk some more private
11:02yeah
11:03yeah
11:04hey not too many all right
11:07all right
11:07all right
11:08whatever you say boss
11:09let's just cut to the chase here
11:20all right
11:20we both know the blades are a
11:22a sinking ship
11:23a waste of time
11:25a pitiful excuse for my dad to miss every milestone in my life
11:29on the fast track to bankruptcy
11:31okay
11:32season ticket sales are at an all-time low
11:34our sponsors are dropping like flies
11:36so
11:36we need a rebrand
11:38and lucky for you
11:39that's my specialty
11:41no no no no not a rebrand we need to sell
11:50Look, Kate, we both know your dad didn't do us any favors when he gave you his shares, right?
11:55So I'm thinking you and me, we just take this little piggy down to the butcher shop before there's no meat left for the two of us.
12:01Or we do something to raise the value.
12:05Believe it or not, some of us are actually capable of accomplishing things.
12:09No offense here, Kitty, but I'm not really looking for the lady perspective here.
12:13How are you still single?
12:15Oh, Kitty, don't tempt me.
12:17Yeah. Look, okay, just sign the papers.
12:22And after the deal's done, you can go and girl boss all over some people who actually want it.
12:27Well, I think the lady perspective is exactly what this team needs right now.
12:32There's a whole untapped market of female hockey fans that we should be catering to.
12:36Women don't like hockey.
12:38You have no idea what women like.
12:41Hockey players are hot.
12:45I can sell hot.
12:47I'll give it to you.
12:51You're cute when you're all riled up.
12:56Give me one month.
12:58If I fail,
13:00I'll sign the papers.
13:05Deal.
13:05Deal.
13:08Shall we seal it with a kiss?
13:10Still your cousin.
13:11Step-cousin, alright?
13:12It's like a close family friend.
13:14Alright.
13:15Kate's got an open net.
13:20Is she gonna make her shot?
13:21Is she gonna make her shot?
13:21everyone.
13:22Amen.
13:29What are you looking for?
13:31Okay.
13:31I'm gonna make her shot.
13:32Okay.
13:33Bye.
13:34Okay.
13:36Bye.
13:41Bye.
13:41Bye.
13:42Bye.
13:44Bye.
13:45Bye.
13:45Bye.
13:47Bye.
13:48Bye.
13:48Bye.
13:49Bye.
13:49Bye.
13:50Bye.
14:20You know, if you want to stare at me all day, you don't need to pretend to work. I get it.
14:27Amazing there's enough space on the ice between you and your enormous ego.
14:35Why are you on the ice? Practice doesn't start for an hour.
14:42Hockey's not just my job.
14:45Why are you here, princess? Come to skate with me?
14:48Skate? No, I don't.
14:55Wait, wait, wait. Don't tell me the princess doesn't skate.
14:59Shut up.
15:01How is that even possible? Your dad was five-time MVP Rick Martin.
15:06I'm aware.
15:06Don't worry. I'll take it real nice and slow for you.
15:19Shame. I'm more of a fast and rough kind of girl.
15:24Then we might need a safe word. Just in case.
15:27Maybe next time.
15:38Hey.
15:42I dare you.
15:47Whoa.
15:47I can't believe I'm skating.
15:54Yeah, it only took you 25 years.
15:57You know, this is actually kind of easy.
16:03Why are we paying you so much money?
16:06You're just like your dad. Such a ball breaker.
16:08He understood it, though.
16:13What being on the ice means for a guy like me.
16:18And what's that?
16:20I don't know.
16:22To have somewhere that you belong.
16:24A place where I can show people what I'm made of.
16:29Everyone needs that.
16:33Well, you definitely belong here.
16:34Yeah.
16:35Yeah.
16:38Wait, so you actually want to work with this team now?
16:45Man, one day at the boy aquarium and she's a puck bunny.
16:48I am not.
16:50I just want to prove that I'm capable of running more than just a beauty brand.
16:55And if I get to boss around hot, sexy hockey players in the process, sign me the fuck up.
17:02And proving your pervy cousin wrong isn't so bad either.
17:05Facts.
17:06Why not?
17:07He's famously a fuckboy.
17:10And a certified snack.
17:12Just, I don't know.
17:13Treat somebody else.
17:20Wait.
17:21So you actually want to work with this team now?
17:24Man, one day at the boy aquarium and she's a puck bunny.
17:27I am not.
17:28I just want to prove that I'm capable of running more than just a beauty brand.
17:34And if I get to boss around hot, sexy hockey players in the process, sign me the fuck up.
17:41And proving your pervy cousin wrong isn't so bad either.
17:44Facts.
17:45So, what are we thinking?
17:49Okay.
17:53Sexy calendar.
17:55We'll shoot it here.
17:56I'm thinking shirtless and red heart glasses for February.
18:00Shirtless and American boxers for July.
18:02And shirtless and a Santa hat for Christmas.
18:05Okay, sex appeal.
18:07I'd buy that.
18:09But, if you really want women to pay attention, you need romance.
18:14You gotta get one of your boys set up with someone famous.
18:18Shirtless and American boxers for Christmas.
18:48And a certified snack.
18:51Just, I don't know.
18:52Just somebody else.
18:54Kate.
18:57Are you into him?
19:00Oh my god.
19:01No.
19:02Of course not.
19:03I can't stand him.
19:04It's okay if you are.
19:08Look, you haven't allowed yourself any real happiness since your dad died.
19:13You deserve whatever you want.
19:15The media would crucify me.
19:20They already think I'm some dumb bimbo.
19:22And then I go and sleep with the hottest guy on the hockey team.
19:26I mean, one of the hottest guys on the hockey team.
19:29I don't know.
19:30Who do we set him up with?
19:37So, in order to appeal to a brand new fan base, I have scheduled a calendar shoot for
19:44all of you guys at my place.
19:45It'll be fun.
19:49And mandatory.
19:49Come on.
19:53Guys, we are entering a brand new demographic.
19:56These ladies want to get to know you.
19:59This is your chance to show them your personality and your assets.
20:05Hmm?
20:05I know you guys don't go to the gym just to be slapping each other sticks around all day.
20:10Aren't you hockey players supposed to be big and strong?
20:14I mean, seriously, are you guys afraid of a little photo shoot?
20:18Look, if we want to get new results, we have to be willing to try something new.
20:22And marketing is all about disruption.
20:24And I'm trying to make moves here.
20:26Speaking of moves, I want to see you working on your poses.
20:30Come on!
20:31A little creativity.
20:34Let's go.
20:35Hit the showers.
20:45That's a lot of talk, princess.
20:48You gotta be able to walk, too.
20:50Hmm.
20:51Hmm.
20:53You think I'm finished?
20:56Oh, look.
21:03He's right over there.
21:05You're gonna love him.
21:06Wait.
21:07Meet your new girlfriend.
21:09Pop sensation, Nicolette.
21:14Wait.
21:16What?
21:16You're even hotter in person.
21:18I'm a big fan.
21:20Not of, like, the hockey part, but I love your Instagram.
21:23Hmm.
21:26Will you excuse us for a second?
21:30Yeah.
21:32Okay, what kind of fucked up power play is this?
21:34This is for the Blades.
21:36An image overhaul.
21:37It's PR.
21:39It's fake.
21:40Dummy.
21:41You're not actually dating her.
21:43You just need to make it seem like you're dating her.
21:44Oh.
21:45So now you're pimping me out.
21:48Kinky.
21:49Just shut up and look pretty for those cameras.
21:52You!
21:54Ty, Ty.
21:55Don't tell me you're trying to make me jealous already.
21:59Okay, wow.
22:00We really do look good together, don't we?
22:05You have a good eye.
22:09Nicolette, you don't need to do that right now.
22:11The cameras aren't around.
22:13Look at you.
22:15So protective.
22:17Like a little guard dog.
22:22Maybe I want a touch.
22:24Have you seen it?
22:25So handsome.
22:25Well, boss.
22:31Thank you so much for the hot date.
22:33This is going to be fun.
22:37Don't worry, little doggy.
22:39I'll take good care of it.
22:41Little doggy.
22:42Ugh.
22:43Come on, guys.
22:56A little energy.
22:57Like you're having fun.
22:59Please.
23:02Is this what you want?
23:07So much for changing the game.
23:09This is what we in the biz call a whiff.
23:12Come on, guys.
23:18Smolder for me.
23:19The camera loves you.
23:20Are they okay?
23:22It's like watching baby giraffes learn to walk.
23:25Yeah.
23:27I'm so fucked.
23:28Okay, who's next?
23:47Oh, my God.
23:49I heard someone's on the naughty list.
24:10Very naughty.
24:18Okay.
24:20Show us what you got.
24:21I got a love, love.
24:24Yeah, yeah.
24:25I got a lot of love.
24:28Yeah, yeah.
24:29I got a love, love.
24:32Yeah, yeah.
24:33I got a love.
24:36Yeah, yeah.
24:38Some people say,
24:40money gets you ever given.
24:44Oh, I can't wait to see how all the pictures come out.
25:08Also, score, I got Chris's number.
25:13You do know you work for the team now, right?
25:16Has anyone ever told you not to mix business with pleasure?
25:19Has anyone ever told you to work hard, play harder?
25:23Bye.
25:24Bye, I love you.
25:25Love you.
25:26I thought you left already.
25:43Hmm.
25:44I was waiting for my thank you.
25:46For doing your job?
25:49For saving your little photo shoots.
25:51You're welcome.
25:52Fine.
25:53On behalf of all the horny housewives in this country,
25:57thank you.
26:00Why do you gotta make things so hard all the time?
26:03Oh, you think it's hard now?
26:08You know what I think?
26:11I think you're scared.
26:13I'm not scared of anything.
26:15Don't make me dare you again.
26:19Tyler, I am trying to take my job seriously.
26:23Well, quick.
26:39Good night, Mr. Carlson.
26:45Good night, Miss Martin.
26:46You boys killed it last night, and with a full house.
26:56Keep it up, and we'll take on the Winter Classic, then Stanley's Office.
27:01See all the ladies in the stands?
27:03Guess all we needed to do was get our boy a girlfriend.
27:06About time we settle down.
27:07Hey!
27:07Okay, okay, okay, settle down, boys.
27:15Look, my marketing might be drawing people in, but it's going to take more than one win to keep them coming back.
27:21Kitty Kate's right, boys.
27:23Let's get ready to do it again tomorrow night, yeah?
27:24All right, we got this.
27:25Yeah, let's go, boys.
27:27Woo!
27:40She does know you guys aren't actually dating, right?
27:44Or is she as crazy as she looks?
27:48Jealous, princess?
27:49No, not jealous, just nauseated.
27:57Okay, then.
28:00My love, come here.
28:02I miss you.
28:03You're so clingy, I love it.
28:07Duty calls.
28:09Go get your girl.
28:10Go get your girl.
28:19That top really brings out your eyes.
28:21Kevin, please.
28:23Just ate.
28:26Well, I thought I should tell you.
28:28I found a buyer for the team.
28:32What?
28:36You gave me a month.
28:39I mean, my rebrand is working.
28:41Did you see the crowds last night?
28:43Which gives us some leverage.
28:45I guess they didn't teach you buy low, sell high in beauty school, huh?
28:48You want me to sign over my 51%?
28:51You have to honor our deal.
28:54Kitty, calm down, okay?
28:56I'll still let you come to practice.
28:57Don't fucking touch me.
28:59Hey!
29:05Back off, man.
29:07That's how you talk to your owner?
29:08That's how you touch your cousin?
29:11Hey, why don't you go hit the showers, Carlson?
29:14Come back when you learn a little respect.
29:18What the fuck is wrong with you?
29:29Look, dude.
29:30You can't let this thing with Miss High and Mighty keep distracting you.
29:34You know I'm rooting for you.
29:35Look, there is no thing, man.
29:37I told you.
29:39Dad, you told me a whole lot of shit.
29:42You think I can't tell by the way you look at her?
29:44I know you, man.
29:46You're my brother.
29:49And your game goes tits up when you can't decide about something.
29:53So decide.
29:55Or you're going to lose us to Stanley.
29:57Jesus!
30:08What the hell is going on in here?
30:11Nothing, boss.
30:17Your hand, is it?
30:19It's fine.
30:19Let me see.
30:39Ah, don't.
30:40Stop being such a baby.
30:43Maybe next time, handle your shit outside the rink.
30:46It's unprofessional and distracting.
30:47So this is my fault.
30:51Maybe you're not as good of a player as you think you are.
30:53Oh, please.
30:54Don't act like you know anything about hockey, princess.
30:56You can't even skate.
30:57Stop calling me princess.
31:13You shouldn't.
31:14I know.
31:15I know.
31:17I know.
31:36Fucking hell.
31:39Eyes up here.
31:40Do you like it when I'm on top?
31:52Huh.
31:53I believe I was told to hit the showers.
32:04Okay.
32:05But nothing's changed between us.
32:07That was a one-time thing.
32:10Well, I mean, technically it was two times.
32:17Stop.
32:18Stop what?
32:21Looking at me like you've seen me naked before.
32:23Okay.
32:24Change of plans.
32:37Change of plans.
32:37Change of plans.
32:37Change of plans.
32:38You and I are both going through a lot.
32:40And, you know, it's only natural for us to want to release every now and then.
32:46And this could be that.
32:47But we have to keep it quiet.
32:51No one can know.
32:52And it's just sex.
32:55No feelings.
32:57Deal?
32:58Huh.
32:58You know, I know I'm irresistible and all, but that's got to be record timing, going
33:05from never again to just sex.
33:09Shake on it before your ego makes me want to change my mind.
33:16Pleasure doing business with you, princess.
33:18Where does your team think you are?
33:29With my agent.
33:30You?
33:31PR dinner with Piper.
33:33Perfect.
33:40God.
33:41I'm waiting so bad.
33:43Not here.
33:45Not in public.
33:46There's no one around.
33:47Thank you, Tyler.
33:48We can't.
33:52Just be a good girl and kiss me.
33:59Blades are back and hotter than ever.
34:02Ticket sales soar as their sexy calendar spread goes viral.
34:06What do we say?
34:08Thank you, boss.
34:09Mm-hmm.
34:10Mm-hmm.
34:11I hope you don't mind.
34:31My last name looks good on you.
34:33Bye.
34:57Bye.
34:58Bye.
34:58Seriously, thank you for doing all this.
35:18Look, I know a hockey bar isn't quite as glamorous as an Oscars after party, but still.
35:24It's been my pleasure.
35:25Uh, I think the paparazzi are gone.
35:30We don't have to, uh...
35:31Come on, Ty-Ty, we can quit pretending.
35:34Isn't pretending the whole point?
35:36No, I mean...
35:38Come on, baby.
35:40Pretending that there's not a real connection between us.
35:43This isn't real, Nicolette.
35:45You know that, right?
35:47It could be.
35:55Kate, what are you...
35:56Funny I don't see any cameras around.
35:59Do you mind if I steal him?
36:00We have some Blades business we need to talk about.
36:02Yes.
36:03Actually, I do mind.
36:05Great.
36:05Thank you so much.
36:06Great work tonight.
36:08Kate, where are we going?
36:09Time to go, superstar.
36:16Unbelievable.
36:16You are the one that said that I had to sell this relationship with Nicolette to help the team.
36:21Well, you seemed pretty committed to the bit.
36:23Practically drooling all over him when the cameras weren't even around.
36:27You're jealous.
36:29What?
36:30No, I'm not.
36:32Yes, you are, Kate.
36:33Why can you never just say what you're feeling?
36:35Tyler!
36:36You are famous for sleeping around.
36:41You're a fuckboy.
36:43Sorry.
36:43Sorry.
36:43Sorry.
36:46It's called setting expectations.
36:53I know that's how people see me.
36:58But the truth is, Kate,
37:00I've never felt like this before.
37:07I can't get you out of my head.
37:09I can't even focus on games because I'm too busy thinking about seeing you after.
37:14And if you had waited just two more seconds before dragging me out of there,
37:20then you would have seen me turn Nicolette down.
37:24Because I don't want her.
37:27I want you.
37:28Hating each other is kind of our thing.
37:45That's why the sex is so good.
37:50What if it's not just about the sex?
37:52I can't.
38:12Tell me that you don't want me.
38:15And I will never touch you ever again.
38:17Tyler.
38:39And I will never have to.
38:42I will never touch now.
38:43I will never touch it before again.
38:44Bye.
38:44Bye.
38:45Bye.
38:45Bye.
38:46Bye.
38:46Bye.
39:47You still hate me?
39:56I've never hated you more.
40:03You still hate me?
40:22Good morning.
40:38Good morning.
40:40Last night was amazing.
40:44Who knew the meathead hockey player had a soft side?
40:48Who knew the mean boss lady could be so sweet?
40:51Kate, you really are so...
41:08What's up, Piper?
41:15Code red, bitch!
41:17Nicolette has been calling me since 3 a.m.
41:19Screaming about how she didn't sign up for some love triangle bullshit.
41:22What?
41:23There's a photo of you two cozying up at a bar.
41:27Okay, we'll call you back.
41:28Oh, God.
41:37Trouble in paradise for Nicolette and Tyler?
41:40Things are heating up between the hockey star and his owner.
41:43Fuck.
41:48So all that no-mixing-business-with-pleasure stuff?
41:51Shut it.
41:53What are we going to do?
41:55Okay, this is a PR disaster.
41:56Everyone's gonna think that Tyler is a cheater.
41:59But I'm not.
42:00That shit was fake.
42:01We're gonna lose our new fan base.
42:04Okay, ticket sales are gonna plummet and Kevin will...
42:07I can't afford this right now.
42:11Okay, look.
42:13We will fix this.
42:15Tyler will go to Nicolette, say it was one big misunderstanding.
42:18They'll kiss and make up.
42:19Everyone's happy.
42:21Uh, not me.
42:22I'm not happy.
42:24Tyler.
42:25Please, you have to do this.
42:28Seriously?
42:29What about us?
42:32What about last night?
42:36It has to be our secret, okay?
42:40No one else can know.
42:46You better have invited me over to apologize.
42:49Look, I'm really sorry.
42:51This whole thing just got blown way out of proportion.
42:53I was just meeting with, um...
42:59with my boss.
43:02Contract dispute.
43:03That's it.
43:06I don't want my boyfriend with another woman.
43:09I'm not your real boyfriend.
43:11Well, I don't want my fake boyfriend with another woman.
43:13The world believes we're real,
43:14and you will not make a fool out of me.
43:17You don't have to worry about anything.
43:20There's nothing going on between Tyler and I.
43:22Right?
43:26Right.
43:28Good.
43:29I wouldn't think he'd be so desperate.
43:36Are those for me?
43:39Uh, yeah.
43:40You're forgiven, bad boy.
43:52Let's not have any more misunderstandings.
43:59Take me to lunch?
44:01Yeah, sure.
44:02You know we can't be seen together.
44:24I can't do this.
44:27Me neither.
44:27Me neither.
44:27Me neither.
44:32You've got to be kidding me.
44:39Kevin, this isn't...
44:40I see.
44:42So this is why you've suddenly become so invested in this piece of shit team.
44:48You know, Kate, I knew you were loose, fuck.
44:49Oh, this is...
44:49Hey!
44:50And I expected as much out of you, Carlson.
44:53But wait until everyone finds out that the new CEO is actually just fucking the star player.
44:59We're not fucking.
45:00Bullshit.
45:03Just tell him.
45:05Like I would ever even go for him.
45:07He's an egotistical fuckboy with the IQ of a hockey stick.
45:12No thank you.
45:16Right, and, uh, she's a self-obsessed nepo baby who's incapable of real emotion.
45:21So, I guess we're done here.
45:37Ouch.
45:37You know, it looks like your new fuck buddy isn't really your buddy after all, huh?
45:45You know, Kate, I think it's time to call the quits.
45:48He's right.
45:50You don't belong here.
45:51So just sign the sales agreement, right?
45:54And I'll keep this little indiscretion between you and I.
45:57Yeah?
45:58The press never has to find out.
46:00I want that contract on my desk in 24 hours.
46:05Jesus, Nicolette will not leave me alone.
46:15I mean, this girl is totally delusional.
46:18Who died?
46:26The team.
46:28What?
46:29What are you talking about, the team?
46:30We're being sold.
46:32Apparently all that rebranding shit was just to drive the price up.
46:37Don't give a shit about us.
46:38Wait, wait, wait.
46:40Kate agreed to this?
46:41She's the co-owner, dude.
46:43It's probably her idea.
46:45So what'd you do?
46:46You break her heart?
46:48No.
46:52No, she broke mine.
47:04Tyler, I've been worried sick about you.
47:06Why haven't you been answering me?
47:09We're done.
47:10What?
47:12Yeah.
47:13Because apparently Kate's not my boss anymore.
47:16Which means she can't tell me what to do.
47:19Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go tell that to her face.
47:22You can't break up with me.
47:25You're in love with me.
47:28Wait.
47:28Let's talk it out.
47:29Tyler, what are you doing here?
47:50You're selling the team?
47:52What do you care?
47:53And it belonged there anyways, remember?
47:58Also, that's what this is about.
48:00Because I hurt your feelings.
48:01Kate, you called me a fuckboy.
48:02I was trying to keep people from finding out about us.
48:06I didn't mean it.
48:08It doesn't matter.
48:11Okay?
48:11It was either sell or go public on whatever this was.
48:15So you chose your reputation.
48:17That's what it came down to.
48:19You and your image.
48:20I chose the team.
48:22More bad press and it would have ended the blades and it would have killed your career.
48:25I did it for you.
48:27You moron.
48:31Because.
48:31Because why?
48:33I don't know.
48:35Because why, Kate?
48:36Nothing.
48:37I'll tell the truth for once in your life.
48:39Just shut up.
48:40Right there, you.
48:41Because I love you.
48:42You want honesty?
49:01Well, here it is.
49:04You're an asshole.
49:07And you're rude.
49:08And you're arrogant.
49:09And you have a severe problem with authority, which I think you should talk to a therapist about.
49:15And you keep pushing me and challenging me and giving me shit.
49:18And I never.
49:23I never want it to end.
49:25When my dad left me the team, I thought it was his final fuck you to me.
49:41Giving me exactly the thing he abandoned me for.
49:48And now I see it's the greatest gift he could have ever given me.
49:51I guess he gave me you.
50:04Are you going to say something?
50:09My boss told me to shut up and listen when she's speaking.
50:12I love you, too.
50:23I love you, too.
50:42Fuck.
50:50What are you going to tell Nicolette?
50:53I already broke up with her.
50:55You did what?
50:58Now I'm going to have to figure out a way to save the team and to clean up after your mess.
51:02Well...
51:02We should have done this in the first place.
51:16Owner and a player fall in love.
51:18It's like a real-life fanfic.
51:21The fairy tale practically writes itself.
51:23With a little help from yours truly, of course.
51:27Hey, my baby's a genius.
51:28I'm sorry, when did this happen?
51:34Well, Kate's not the only one who can't resist a hockey player.
51:42Well, don't you two look cozy?
51:46Hope this doesn't change our agreement.
51:48Not at all.
51:49In fact, I have a little present for you.
51:52A new sales contract.
52:02You're still selling.
52:04But to me, I'm buying you out.
52:10You really think you can do this?
52:12There is no better woman for the job.
52:17That's cute.
52:20Your funeral.
52:22Good riddance, creep.
52:28Okay.
52:36Can I have my present now?
52:39Merry Christmas, superstar.
52:42Merry Christmas, princess.
52:45Princess.
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