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Full Episode of She's the (Undercover) Boss
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00:00Miss Pearson, it is a pleasure.
00:05You know, GQ has been wanting to profile your company for quite some time now.
00:10The pleasure is all mine, I assure you that.
00:13You know, I have to commend you.
00:15I mean, Dyad's assistant matchmaking record is near perfect.
00:19I mean, save for one pesky CEO.
00:22Financial phenom Jet Abrams gave an interview recently expressing his dissatisfaction.
00:29Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshits.
00:33Every assistant they have sent me has become completely incompetent and a total waste of time.
00:39I saw.
00:41Now, are you at all concerned that this kind of publicity will affect your business?
00:48Not at all.
00:50While Mr. Abrams has proven to be a particularly exacting client, I have no doubt we'll be able to imagine.
00:59In fact, I do have a new angle for your profile, Ms. Carter.
01:13I will personally be going undercover as his assistant to find out exactly what it is the biggest asshole in America needs in a right hand.
01:25Jed Abrams will meet his match.
01:27Can you quote me on that?
01:31You told GQ what?
01:35Oh, come on.
01:37Imagine the headline.
01:39Corporate Cupid tames titans.
01:41Matching the unmatchable.
01:43More like delusional CEO, Tank's own company playing pretend.
01:48You seriously want to attempt some secret spy mission and pretend to be his assistant to gather intel?
01:55All while trying to run your own company.
01:57I mean, as your assistant, and more importantly as your friend, I'm telling you, don't do this.
02:02I know he's an asshole and I know you want revenge, but...
02:06That's not what this is about.
02:08This is about keeping Dyad's records unimpeachable.
02:11I mean, if Jed Abrams looks like an asshole in the process, that's just cherry on top.
02:17Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
02:20Ooh, honey, I don't think anything can make that man look bad.
02:25Look, I know you've been married to the job ever since Grey the Goblin,
02:30but even a workaholic like you has to appreciate a man like that.
02:35Not my type.
02:36Besides, you know I don't date my clients.
02:38Yeah, but what about your boss?
02:44You little bitch.
02:50Mr. Abrams?
03:02Good morning, I have your coffee.
03:06Must be my new assistant.
03:12Uh, yeah.
03:14Uh, Arya Riley, pleasure to...
03:20meet you.
03:24You know, when I said I'd give Dyad one last chance,
03:27I expected something a little more, uh...
03:31impressive.
03:33Supposed to get extra points for nice packaging, huh?
03:36Ms. Riley, I need someone I could trust.
03:39Someone I could count on.
03:42Someone who's not gonna bail and not demand perfection.
03:47Someone who's not gonna fuck up my coffee order.
03:50What's up?
03:51You mind someone?
03:55Yes, I am.
03:57Good.
03:59Now clean this shit up.
04:00Go change.
04:01And, uh, allow those reports to my desk.
04:03Oh!
04:05This is strike one.
04:06Understand?
04:07Good.
04:14God.
04:15Look.
04:18You fucking prick.
04:21Fuck.
04:25Okay.
04:27It's just a few weeks.
04:32Gather intel.
04:34Make a match.
04:36Free press and GQ.
04:37GQ. Everybody wins. I could do this. I could do this. Oh, my God. What the hell are you doing in here?
04:49I don't want everyone to see me.
04:50Okay. You always have extra shirts in your office? Sometimes things get a bit messy.
05:20Strike two, Miss Riley. You might set a new record. Fired by lunch.
05:47So much for another preface.
05:50I'm surprised anyone's lasted this long. You flirt with all your assistants.
06:02Mr. Abrams, I'm sorry, I didn't...
06:04Stop.
06:08Every submission that Diya just sent to me was sketch-hitless.
06:15Not you, though.
06:16Clear your schedule. You're working on a party tonight.
06:23Lots of important potential clients, so do your homework.
06:28And no more stains, all right?
06:33I'll see you later.
06:34So, he clearly needs someone that can go toe-to-toe with him.
06:47Someone who will not put up with his bullshit.
06:49I mean, this guy has major control and trust issues.
06:53You should have heard him.
06:55He was like,
06:56someone who's not gonna bail.
06:57So, one he can rely on.
07:00Unlike you.
07:03Excuse me?
07:05You don't think he's gonna be pissed when he finds out you're lying?
07:09That you betrayed him?
07:12Well, I...
07:14By the time he finds out, he'll already be matched.
07:19False fair and business.
07:20That's...
07:20That's not how that saying goes.
07:29This.
07:32And...
07:35This.
07:36Glenn.
07:37I'm trying to get into his business.
07:39Not his pants.
07:41Aria?
07:41He said to himself.
07:43He's not impressed.
07:46Yet.
07:50Huh.
08:02Huh.
08:05Huh.
08:06Huh.
08:13Huh.
08:19Huh.
08:20You're late.
08:24Fashionably.
08:27Come on, let's make some rounds.
08:28OK.
08:30Oh, first, remind me.
08:33Who is he?
08:35Uh, some old white guy with a bad tux.
08:42You're not very good at this, are you?
08:44I thought I told you to do your homework.
08:46Oh, don't blame me for your bad memory.
08:49It's not leadership.
08:53Fair enough.
08:54Hmm.
08:56Ah, fuck.
08:57What?
08:59Jet.
09:01Are you avoiding your fiancé?
09:04I believe you're my ex-fiancé.
09:06No, for now.
09:08Not the first time you've called it off.
09:10Oh, but it is the last.
09:12Think I learned my lesson when you skipped our engagement party?
09:15With my best man?
09:19That was a momentary lapse in judgment.
09:22That's all.
09:26Lena Taft.
09:28This would be Abrams.
09:31And you are cosplaying as a Las Vegas showgirl?
09:36Aria Riley, Mr. Abrams' assistant.
09:43Speaking of, Keir Hamlin is at the bar.
09:45You should go talk to him before his third dirty martini.
09:48If you'll excuse me.
09:51Is that for a reminder?
09:57Give it up, honey.
09:58He'll never be interested in the likes of you.
10:01You're the help, for God's sake.
10:03He'll never fit in guys' world.
10:06Great!
10:18What the hell are you doing here?
10:21Abrams donates to the Philharmonic, so we're planning as a favor.
10:24You? Are you here with Diane or looking for clients?
10:29Sort of.
10:31Jesus, Ari. Talk about the silent treatment.
10:35I've been trying to get in touch with you for weeks.
10:38Why haven't you answered my calls?
10:40Maybe because you literally stole from me.
10:44You wrote yourself a check from my checkbook.
10:46I told you I would pay you back.
10:48It was 10K.
10:50It's not exactly an IOU situation.
10:53Always playing the victim.
10:55We're gonna get you a therapist for that.
10:58After we get you therapy for your gambling addiction?
11:00How about that?
11:02That is all behind me now.
11:04Hey, come on, come on, baby.
11:07I've missed you.
11:09I know you miss me.
11:12Gray, it's over.
11:15I told you.
11:17I don't want to give up on us.
11:19Is this man bothering you, Ariya?
11:23Is he one of your clients?
11:29No, I'm actually a hair...
11:31Boyfriend.
11:33Chet, sweetheart, this is my ex, Gray.
11:38Right.
11:40I suppose I should thank you.
11:44For fucking up.
11:46If it wasn't for that, you've never found the woman of my dreams.
11:50I don't believe it.
11:54This guy is in your tongue.
11:58Since when do you go for Susan?
12:00You always said you don't shit where you eat.
12:02I...
12:04I...
12:05I...
12:06I...
12:12I...
12:14I...
12:16I...
12:30You hated PDA.
12:31Nah.
12:32Maybe with you, buddy.
12:34Good luck with this one.
12:36Work always comes first with Aria.
12:40You'll see.
12:42Fuck.
12:44I am so sorry.
12:46I...
12:47That will never happen again.
12:48No, no.
12:49You're good.
12:50You helped me with my ex.
12:52I guess we're even now.
12:53Mm-hmm.
12:54How about a drink?
12:55Yeah.
12:56Yeah.
12:57Yeah.
12:58Let's go.
12:59I tried many times, but it's just not.
13:02Yeah.
13:03I want to sit down.
13:05Sure.
13:06Yeah.
13:07Yeah.
13:08Yeah.
13:10Yeah.
13:11Yeah.
13:12Yeah.
13:13Yeah.
13:14Yeah.
13:15Yeah.
13:16Yeah.
13:17Yeah.
13:18Yeah.
13:19Yeah.
13:20Yeah.
13:21You want to sit down?
13:23Yeah.
13:24Let's go.
13:27Ah!
13:28Oh, I am such a klutz.
13:31Probably did you a favor, though.
13:33A cheap thing like that belongs in the trash.
13:35I'd be careful what you call cheap with a nose like that.
13:37Excuse me?
13:38What the hell is your problem, Lina?
13:42Go.
13:44Go.
13:46Come on.
13:51Hey, sit down.
13:52Can I sit?
13:53Hmm.
13:54Oh.
13:55Oh.
13:56Oh, oh.
13:57Oh.
13:58Oh, oh.
13:59Oh.
14:00Oh.
14:01Oh jeez.
14:03Oh, ahh, ahh.
14:07Oh, ah.
14:09Oh.
14:11Oh.
14:13Oh, my gosh, oh, I am.
14:14Oh, oh.
14:15Oh, oh.
14:16Oh, ah.
14:17Oh, oh.
14:18Oh, oh.
14:19Oh.
14:20Does that hurt?
14:26No, it's just cold.
14:50We should, uh, we should probably get you home.
15:02Yeah.
15:03Here, you take my car.
15:07Okay?
15:11I'm gonna need you at the office early in the morning.
15:14You gotta set up for the meeting with Hamelin.
15:16I'm gonna need a briefing doc of all the strategic angles.
15:20Can you handle that?
15:23That's a lot to ask of a cripple.
15:26Well, I have all the faith in the world.
15:32I'll see you in the morning, yeah?
15:36Okay.
15:37Get home safe.
15:39Thanks.
15:50Double shot, dry, almond milk, and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
16:13In the cup this time.
16:16Hey, um, I wanted to talk to you about what happened between us last night.
16:23That can't happen again.
16:25I mean, I can't.
16:28Um, I crossed the line when I kissed you, and, uh, I'm your boss.
16:33No, no.
16:35I, I know it didn't mean anything.
16:37Oh.
16:38Um, it's my fault.
16:41Um, when I saw my ex, it just kind of rattled me.
16:45Right, yeah.
16:45I crossed the line when I, I put you in that position, so, um.
16:51Okay.
16:51I'm sorry.
16:55Um, I think, uh, moving forward, we should just, uh, maintain some professional boundaries.
17:05Um, I didn't say that it didn't mean anything.
17:24Sorry?
17:25I don't mean to interrupt any business matters.
17:31Absolutely not.
17:32Cheer Hamlin.
17:34Ready to finalize this deal?
17:36Only if you want to be a lot richer than you already are.
17:39Absolutely.
17:39Come on in.
17:40Have a seat.
17:46You look familiar to me.
17:48Do I know you from somewhere?
17:50Uh, I don't think so.
17:52Unless you saw my tumble at the party last night.
17:55No, that's not it.
17:57Ah, I just got it.
17:59You look exactly like this CEO.
18:05Oh.
18:07A knockout if I've ever seen one.
18:12What did her company do?
18:13It was something with corporate matchmaking.
18:17Uh, diet?
18:19Right.
18:22That's where Arya came from.
18:24Hmm.
18:24What a funny coincidence.
18:28I haven't had the pleasure of meeting our CEO.
18:32Uncanny.
18:33Hmm.
18:35Well, gentlemen, should we get down to business and hammer out some deal points?
18:39Absolutely.
18:40Okay.
18:41Coffee, Mr. Hanlon?
18:42Hmm.
18:43Sweet and milky.
18:47Darling.
18:54Hmm.
18:56I thought you were fed up with Dyad.
18:59Yeah.
19:00Giving him one last chance.
19:01You sly dog.
19:06I guess you were just holding out for the goods, huh?
19:09What do you say?
19:10We shit her the wealth?
19:12We could make her one of the deal points.
19:15She's mine.
19:17My assistant.
19:19Leave her alone.
19:21Hmm.
19:22Hmm.
19:27Thank you, sweetheart.
19:28Hmm.
19:29The fuck was that?
19:34Get out.
19:36Excuse me?
19:37You heard me.
19:39I fucking warned you.
19:40Now get out.
19:42You're going to tank this deal and lose millions?
19:46For her?
19:48Good assistant's worth their weight in gold.
19:50We're through here.
19:51Hmm.
19:56Hmm.
19:59You really didn't have to do that.
20:06I've dealt with creeps way worse than that guy.
20:10Yeah.
20:10I know.
20:11I met your ex-boyfriend, remember?
20:14Shouldn't have to deal with guys like that, though.
20:16Especially with me around.
20:18Hmm.
20:21So.
20:22I'm a good assistant, huh?
20:24Not some pseudoscience bullshit?
20:26So, look, I admit I was a bit harsh in that interview.
20:30A bit.
20:30And I can be difficult to work with at times.
20:34Mm-hmm.
20:35But I've learned from experience.
20:39People are generally disappointing.
20:43They leave when the going gets tough.
20:45Just weeding those people out early.
20:50Don't want to waste my time.
20:53But you, miss, are most definitely not a waste of my time.
21:00I guess I'm in my match.
21:01Mm-hmm.
21:04Okay.
21:10Um.
21:11Well, do you need anything else from me?
21:14Besides losing you a million dollars?
21:19No.
21:20No?
21:23Okay.
21:25Okay.
21:25Get back to work.
21:36Yeah.
21:36Okay.
21:37Okay.
21:43Fuck me.
21:52Oh, my God.
21:53Fuck me.
21:57That doesn't sound like appropriate office talk.
22:01Nothing screams classy like dropping the F-bomb.
22:05Oh.
22:06Like fucking your fiancé's best friend?
22:09I didn't see you on the schedule today.
22:11Don't you know you have to go through me to get to him?
22:16Hmm.
22:17He didn't tell you.
22:20Alistair Holdings is investing in my makeup company.
22:22Now, be a dear, and fetch me a latte while the adults talk business.
22:27What do you want, Lena?
22:51I just came by to discuss our little business venture.
22:56There's no hour or anything.
22:59We've been broken up for months.
23:01Well, like it or not, we have a contract, remember?
23:05Until you break it, remember?
23:07Baby, baby, what has got you so stressed, huh?
23:21Maybe I can help you relax.
23:22Excuse me.
23:32Uh, no, no, no.
23:33Stay.
23:36If you'd like to make an appointment, make it with Aria.
23:39Just like everyone else.
23:40I'm busy here, Lena.
23:42Of course.
23:45Reserve the jet tomorrow.
23:46Mr. Abrams and I will be flying into New York.
23:48Excuse me, I have to work, Lena.
23:50This is work.
23:52I want to open an office in New York,
23:54and you want to do your due diligence, don't you?
23:59Make sure there's a couple bottles of Dom stocked.
24:03I want to celebrate our merger.
24:04Merger, huh?
24:24Jealous?
24:27No.
24:28I'm not.
24:30No.
24:32Don't worry about Lena.
24:33Forget her.
24:36I do need you to do something for me, though.
24:39Mm-hmm.
24:48The contractors are coming for the kitchen remodel on Friday.
24:51Mm-hmm.
24:52I need you to go let them in.
24:54You could go over there after I leave.
24:56Maybe stay the night, if you want.
24:59And that's not crossing a professional boundary?
25:04Sleeping in your bed?
25:05I do have plenty of guest rooms, Miss Riley.
25:08But if you wanted to...
25:10No!
25:11I don't.
25:12I wasn't.
25:13Um...
25:13Yeah, that would be fine.
25:17Thank you, Mr. Abrams.
25:19So, let's hear it.
25:37What's it like working for the biggest asshole in America?
25:40Uh...
25:43You know, he's, um...
25:47He's not that bad.
25:52Miss Pearson, not that bad does not make for a great article.
25:57Not that bad means it's your company's fault, not his.
26:03And I'm sure that's not the angle you're looking for.
26:06Right?
26:06Of course not.
26:11You know Dyad is everything to me.
26:14Okay, I put my blood, sweat, and tears into this.
26:18I know.
26:19I've done my research.
26:22Which is why I'm surprised you're not taking the chance to defend it.
26:27I would give anything for this company.
26:29Well then, if I were you, I'd dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the press.
26:37Okay, damn.
26:56Major CEO goals.
27:01Hello?
27:01Hey boss, I've got a couple reports you need to sign.
27:05Should I bring them by tall, dark, and scary's office?
27:10Actually, I'm at his house right now.
27:13Beverly Hills.
27:14I'll send you the address.
27:15Oh my god.
27:26It's like I stepped into 50 shades of gray.
27:31Ooh, is there a pleasure room?
27:33Don't touch anything.
27:36This man is a total control freak.
27:39Anything is out of place, he'll...
27:42Glenn!
27:43It's for you!
27:48And me.
27:50You deserve a break.
27:52And besides, he's a freaking billionaire.
27:54Is he really going to miss this...
27:56$2,000 bottle of champagne?
27:59Holy shit!
28:03Wow, you're popular.
28:06It's gray.
28:07He's been harassing me ever since I told him that Jet was my boyfriend.
28:12You what?
28:13It was nothing.
28:14I ran into him at this party, and he wouldn't stop bothering me.
28:18So, Jet played along.
28:21He actually really saved my ass.
28:25And he kissed me.
28:28What?
28:29Yeah.
28:30Okay.
28:30Well, it sounds like we have a lot of ground to cover.
28:36How about we do it out by that gorgeous pool?
28:39I brought bathing suits.
28:41How did you know that he...
28:42Duh.
28:42All billionaires have pools.
28:45Now, come on.
28:46It's not like he's going to come home anytime soon.
28:53And then I was thinking drinks at this bar that my friend just opened.
28:56It's super chic and, like, impossible to get into.
28:59And then I was thinking tomorrow we'd skip out to the Hamptons.
29:07Daddy's in Shanghai, so we'd have the whole place to ourselves.
29:10Lena, I told you, this is strictly a business trip.
29:14There is no office, is there?
29:28I just wanted us to get away like we used to.
29:31Without your obnoxious assistant poking around.
29:36Baby.
29:38You know this isn't over between us.
29:40I can't do this with you.
29:46I...
29:46I'm going home.
29:59Hey, but, like, was there tongue?
30:04Shut up.
30:06Bitch, I knew it.
30:08I knew you wanted to jump his bones.
30:11Okay.
30:12First of all, don't call your boss a bitch.
30:15Second of all, who says I want to jump his bones?
30:21Okay, fine.
30:22Fine.
30:24He's a total package.
30:25I mean, he's hot.
30:27He's rich.
30:28He's smart.
30:30Sounds like someone else I know.
30:32Maybe slightly less rich.
30:34Okay, but still.
30:36You two are like a match made in heaven.
30:38Yeah, right.
30:40I mean, and what happens when he finds out I've been lying to him this whole time?
30:44And besides, he's probably not even into me.
30:47He's in New York right now.
30:49With his ex-fiance.
30:51I mean, what am I supposed to do with that?
30:52Aria?
30:56Janet!
30:56Uh...
30:57Uh, what are you...
31:00Um...
31:01Who is this?
31:02Uh...
31:03Oh, uh, Jew.
31:05Look at the time.
31:06I have to go feed my fish.
31:08Cat.
31:09Fish.
31:11My fish and my cat.
31:12Yeah, you should probably do that.
31:18I'm sorry.
31:19I didn't...
31:20Just have a half-naked man in my fucking house?
31:22I'm not going to ask you again.
31:25Who is that?
31:29Wait.
31:31Are you...
31:32Jealous?
31:35Of Glenn?
31:36What, this is funny to you?
31:41Um...
31:42No, I, um...
31:45He's my...
31:45Friend.
31:48Mm-hmm.
31:50And trust me, he's way more interested in you than he is me.
32:00Do you like this?
32:02Like, toying with me?
32:04Making me crazy?
32:06Running around my house?
32:11This little bikini?
32:18What do you care?
32:20Where's Lena?
32:22You think I give a shit about Lena?
32:24You think that I don't care?
32:28You don't think I'm going crazy seeing you every single day?
32:32Maintaining these professional boundaries?
32:34Ever since we kissed?
32:43I can't stop thinking about that night.
32:48These lips?
32:50You're my boss.
32:52You're my assistant.
32:54So assist me, Arya.
32:57Put me out of my misery.
32:58You're so hot.
33:28Sorry.
33:30I mean, you're burning up.
33:33Oh.
33:34Let's get you inside.
33:36Okay.
33:53Now, I've been dreaming of this.
33:57Yeah?
33:58Yeah.
33:59I dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the press.
34:20Oh.
34:21Oh.
34:22Oh.
34:23Jed, I, um.
34:25What?
34:26I need to tell you something.
34:27Tell me later.
34:28I need to tell you something.
34:29No.
34:30Tell me later.
34:31I need you.
34:38PLEAK
34:40PLEAK
34:44PLEAK
34:46Hungry?
35:08Wow.
35:10This place looks like a five-star hotel.
35:12I didn't know I had all the amenities, too.
35:14Mm-hmm.
35:14Mm, this looks delicious.
35:19Yeah, I'd say so.
35:23This looks good on you.
35:25Yeah?
35:26Yeah, but I also think that it'd look better off of you.
35:39Kitchen contractors.
35:41I'll take care of it, boss.
35:42I do.
35:43I don't know.
35:52Gray!
35:53What the fuck are you doing here?
35:55Did you follow me?
35:56You still weren't answering me.
35:59I needed to talk to you.
36:00You weren't at Dyad.
36:02You weren't at your apartment.
36:03So I thought I'd try your boyfriend's office.
36:06Or should I say your boss's?
36:10Now, you can imagine my surprise when the receptionist corrected me.
36:14Now, I knew you didn't give a shit about this guy.
36:17Like I said, it's all about work for you.
36:19The question is, how's he gonna feel when he finds out about your double life?
36:27What do you want?
36:29Now you're asking the right questions.
36:34Ten thousand dollars.
36:36What?
36:37You heard me.
36:38Get me the money, or else this fucking guy finds out exactly who you really are.
36:43Huh?
36:44Blackmail, Gray.
36:45Really?
36:46That's fucking desperate.
36:47Even for you.
36:48What, are you gambling again?
36:49I'm not bailing you out this time.
36:52You have 24 hours.
37:02Fuck.
37:08Everything good?
37:10Yeah.
37:11Just contractor stuff.
37:14Hmm.
37:15Big promises and bigger delays.
37:17Yeah.
37:19Hmm.
37:19I should, uh, I should go get ready for work.
37:23Wait, wait, wait.
37:25I'm sure that the boss would understand.
37:27Wait.
37:27No!
37:30No, okay, wait, hold on.
37:32What?
37:32What?
37:35We can't do this.
37:37Aria, we already have.
37:40I don't date my client.
37:44My bosses.
37:46Well, I don't sleep with my assistants, but, um,
37:49here we are.
37:52Look, truthfully, I haven't felt this way, like, maybe ever.
38:03Tell me I'm not the only one.
38:05You're not.
38:10You're not.
38:15So, what, are you going to fire me now?
38:18What?
38:19No.
38:20The best assistant I ever had.
38:22I don't know what I'd do without you.
38:24But, maybe, we could have it both ways.
38:31You know?
38:32Professional in the office.
38:34Unprofessional out.
38:37Please.
38:39I really don't want to lose you.
38:44What do you say?
38:45All right.
39:11I have your money.
39:12Just tell me where to send it.
39:14Aria, I'm so sorry, but...
39:17While you were taking your sweet-ass time,
39:19I found a better deal.
39:22A better deal?
39:23What the fuck?
39:24You told me I had 24 hours.
39:26Oh.
39:27You'll see soon enough.
39:34Maisie.
39:35Jeff.
39:38Hi.
39:38Apparently, the Philharmonic wants to thank me
39:43for my donations at a private event tonight.
39:46Well, private, plus the press, you know.
39:50Well, it'll be fun.
39:52Plus, I can't go anywhere without my assistant, can I?
39:55Uh, Jeff, I...
39:58Start at 8.
40:00Where's that local address?
40:08You just never do what you're told, do you?
40:19I love the red, though.
40:23Hey.
40:26Are you so nervous?
40:26Jet, I...
40:31I need to tell you something.
40:34Ooh, what could that be?
40:37Lena?
40:38What are you doing here?
40:39You didn't think that I'd miss your big night, did you?
40:42No, get me a Chardonnay.
40:44Will you?
40:46Okay.
40:47Chardonnay?
40:48Oh, um, Gray and I have a little surprise planned for you tonight.
41:01Ladies and gentlemen, a brief moment, please.
41:05This evening, as well as this plaque,
41:09are just a couple tokens of gratitude
41:12for one of our most generous donors.
41:15Jet Abrams.
41:16But, of course,
41:21no CEO would be anywhere
41:23without their loyal assistant.
41:26A round of applause from Ms. Aria Riley, if you will.
41:31Then again,
41:33Aria's not just an assistant.
41:35Great.
41:37And her name's not just Aria Riley.
41:40Please don't do this.
41:40Aria, what's going on?
41:42She's also Aria Riley Pearson,
41:45the CEO of Dyad.
41:53Well, looks like they're talking that through now.
41:57You've been lying to me this entire time?
42:00Jet,
42:00I was doing this for you, okay?
42:03If you'd just let me explain.
42:04I just wanted to find you the perfect assistant.
42:08Okay, that's it.
42:09I thought if I went undercover,
42:11then I could get you exactly what you need.
42:13And then...
42:13And then you were going to leave me?
42:14I trusted you, Aria.
42:19No.
42:20No, I never wanted to hurt you.
42:22Ugh, she's lying.
42:28Ever since I found out who you really are,
42:30I've been asking around.
42:32See,
42:32I have friends at GQ too.
42:35And a little birdie told me
42:36that you pitched an article boasting
42:38you could find an assistant for...
42:41What did she call him?
42:42What did you call him?
42:44What was it?
42:45Oh, I remember.
42:46The biggest asshole in America.
42:51She was never here for you.
42:54She was here for herself.
42:56For her company.
42:57It was all...
43:00Just a little PR stunt.
43:10Jet, please...
43:11Don't.
43:17You're fired.
43:27So, in light of recent events,
43:47Jet Abrams reached out to the magazine
43:48to share his side of the story.
43:52Dyad regularly engages in corporate espionage
43:56and their best practices are
43:58lies and deception
43:59and their CEO and founder,
44:02Aria Pearson,
44:03is a major liability.
44:06Would you care to respond
44:08before we go to print?
44:11I, uh...
44:12I...
44:15She has no comment.
44:17Thank you, Helen,
44:17but that's all the time
44:18Ms. Pearson has today.
44:19No.
44:21Wait.
44:23Aria?
44:23Public allegations of fraud
44:26are for lawyers to handle,
44:27not you.
44:29You could hurt the company if...
44:30Yes.
44:34I lied to Mr. Abrams.
44:40Stepping in was not about
44:41going beyond for the client.
44:45It was about promoting Dyad.
44:46It was selfish
44:50and wrong.
44:54Any relationship,
44:57professional or personal,
44:59is based off honesty
45:01and trust.
45:05And I betrayed Jet...
45:07Mr. Abrams.
45:09I take full responsibility
45:15for my actions.
45:23Can I quote you on that?
45:24No.
45:25No.
45:25No.
45:26No.
45:26No.
45:26No.
45:26No.
45:27No.
45:27No.
45:28No.
45:28No.
45:28No.
45:28No.
45:29No.
45:30No.
45:31No.
45:32No.
45:33No.
45:34No.
45:35No.
45:36No.
45:39No.
45:46Sabotage Jet?
45:47What the fuck is your problem?
45:49I take it to you to talk to Helen.
45:50Look, I know you're upset with me,
45:53but to slander my name in the press...
45:55I'm just being honest, unlike you.
45:58Was it even real or was fucking me
46:00just part of the plan?
46:01God, what the fuck is wrong with you?
46:03I did what I thought I had to do, okay?
46:05Yeah, you had to lie to me.
46:06You had to manipulate me.
46:08You cheated to get ahead and you know it.
46:10Seriously?
46:11You inherited your company from your dad.
46:14Who inherited it from his dad.
46:16You have no fucking idea what it's like to build something from scratch.
46:20To put your whole soul into something.
46:22Dyad is everything to me.
46:27Was everything to me.
46:30Look, I know you're upset with me for lying.
46:33But you have no fucking right to destroy everything I worked so hard for.
46:39You know what?
46:42Lena was right.
46:45We're from completely different worlds.
46:48This never would have worked.
46:59Arya, Dyad doesn't need you to step down as CEO.
47:03That's just giving up.
47:06I'm not giving up.
47:09I'm letting go.
47:12Dyad needs a new face to get over this controversy.
47:18I still believe in everything we did.
47:23I just don't know if I believe in myself anymore.
47:26I'm sure it'll be in good hands with whoever the board chooses.
47:30So then the more I thought about it, the more I realized we actually do need a New York office.
47:47I'm thinking SoHo.
47:48Maybe Hudson Yards.
47:49Anything but Midtown.
47:50Ew.
47:51Jett?
47:52You need to move on.
47:53Forget her.
47:54After what you said to GQ, that bitch is finished.
47:55Do not call her that.
47:56Do not call her that.
47:57I just...
47:58I just...
47:59I keep thinking about the last things that she said to me.
48:01Soho, maybe Hudson Yards, anything but Midtown, ew.
48:11Jet, you need to move on.
48:15Forget her. After what you said to GQ, that bitch is finished.
48:18Do not call her that.
48:24I just...
48:27I keep thinking about the last things that she said to me.
48:30She said,
48:32I've never built anything from scratch.
48:37She's right.
48:39Okay, but does that justify her lying to you? For weeks?
48:45When you are as privileged as we are,
48:48you cannot let your guard down.
48:51You have to stick with the people you know.
48:56And I know you.
49:01And you know me.
49:09You're right.
49:11I do.
49:12I know you lied to me.
49:16I know you betrayed me.
49:18And I know that when you found out about Aria,
49:21you teamed up with her ex to humiliate her instead of coming to be-
49:24I didn't.
49:27I was trying to protect you.
49:30Because I love you, Jet.
49:31You don't love me.
49:32You don't love me.
49:34And I don't love you.
49:39I don't think I ever did.
49:41Ever since being with Aria.
49:42The ways you made me feel.
49:53You need to leave.
50:00Are you kidding me?
50:02You're gonna choose her.
50:03You're gonna choose her.
50:05Over me.
50:09Go, Lena.
50:33I don't understand why you couldn't bring these documents to my apartment.
50:40Because?
50:42There are no documents.
50:44I lied.
50:46I needed to get you back in the office.
50:50We've had calls all morning from firms wanting to make capital investment.
50:55Up to nine figures.
50:57What?
50:59How?
51:01Jet recanted his statement.
51:03And saying your praises.
51:04He said that Dyad had an unimpeachable business model and is the best investment of the year.
51:10He said his judgement was clouded because of his feelings for you.
51:19And you had to tell me this at the office.
51:23Why?
51:25He's here.
51:27Waiting for you.
51:45Oh, sorry.
51:47I just wanted to know what it felt like to be the most sought after CDO in the city.
51:54I just wanted to know what it felt.
51:55I didn't know what it felt like to be the most sought after CDO in the city.
51:57So?
52:02I need an assistant.
52:07So, I need an assistant.
52:14All right, I...
52:16Me first.
52:18Okay.
52:21I thought about what you said, and I should not have lied.
52:27And for everything that I lied about, I was always honest about us.
52:33I mean, I had...
52:37I have very real feelings.
52:45I never thought anything could be more important to me than work.
52:50And then I met you.
52:53And I know what you did with GQ, and if you were just trying to undo the damage, I get it.
53:02But I was hoping that maybe...
53:07All right.
53:09Why do you think I'm here?
53:12Everything I said was true.
53:15And I was such an idiot.
53:17And I'm sorry that I got so angry with it.
53:19No, I'm sorry.
53:21I shouldn't have lied.
53:22I just...
53:25The thought of losing you...
53:28I got...
53:31I got scared.
53:36I'm not going anywhere.
53:39I'm not, you're not.
53:41I trust you.
53:42You're in the office?
53:59So unprofessional.
54:01Good thing we don't work together anymore.
54:04You fired me, remember?
54:05You're such a control freak.
54:12Guess that makes us the perfect match.
54:14suppress.
54:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
54:20Whoo!
54:33For my day.
54:35For my day.
54:38It's all working.
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