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00:00Hey there, traveler. Welcome to Stellar Cafe.
00:05Voted friendliest cafe in the galaxy. Two orbits in a row.
00:09Order a drink off the menu or try something new.
00:12Can I get a decaf, triple espresso, oat milk, sugar-free vanilla latte with whipped cream on top?
00:19I love that. A drink with its own patch notes.
00:22One overly complex latte coming right up.
00:25Thanks, James.
00:27You are most welcome. While you're here, be sure to say hi to the locals.
00:31These regulars are full of surprises and always up for a chat, especially with a human.
00:40Novaco just sent me this generic spray bottle and said, make a commercial.
00:45Maybe we call it MistakeAway.
00:47I like it. Kinda catchy, you know?
00:51Are your circuits overflowing with regret? We've all been there.
00:54That's why I'm here to tell you about MistakeAway.
00:56Two quick squirts and it's like it never happened.
01:00I absolutely love it here if I could actually feel emotions.
01:04Come on down because Stellar Cafe seriously shreds the cosmic waves.
01:09The best hot dog smoothie around.
01:11Do you want to grab a cup and connect with someone new?
01:14Stellar Cafe. Your only intergalactic pit stop.
01:17Please visit. The robots keep asking me for real humans.
01:21What? Stellar Cafe may cause uncontrollable laughter.
01:23Get it today while quantities last.
01:24Note, quantities will last. But still, get it today.
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01:27Get it today.
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