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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander.
00:09And Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:21You're not gonna tell anyone, because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59I'm so excited.
01:00You're on the road.
01:01I'm so excited.
01:02You're so excited.
01:03You're in our way.
01:04You're born feet up.
01:05Suit bad.
01:06You couldn't stay.
01:07You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:13Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:18Que los forever.
01:19Let's go!
01:49Let's go!
02:19Let's go!
02:49Let's go!
03:19Let's go!
03:49Let's go!
04:19Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston. You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:56Oh, Mr. Hollander.
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:01Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Mm-hmm.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:06You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:24Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:54Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one, right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:30So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:35Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:13No, you come here.
09:13No, you come here.
09:15No, you come here.
09:16No, you come here.
09:22It's the wound.
09:25It's the wound.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:34Oh, wow, wow, we think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
10:04Where were you?
10:11Please don't go.
10:19Please don't go.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:29Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:42Oh, shit, Rosely.
10:57Yeah.
10:59Is he okay?
11:01It's you.
11:07It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:26It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:30It's all right.
11:32Oh God.
11:54Are you, oh God, I wonder.
12:02Oh, what the hell are you doing?
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Linder. I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:09I should go.
13:11I should go.
13:12I should go.
13:13I should go.
13:14I should go.
13:15I should go.
13:16I should go.
13:17I should go.
13:18I should go.
13:20I should go.
13:21I should go.
13:24I should go.
13:29I should go.
13:30I should go.
13:31I should go.
13:32I should go.
13:33I should go.
13:34I should go.
13:35I should go.
13:36I should go.
13:37I should go.
13:39I should go.
13:40I should go.
13:41I should go.
13:42I should go.
13:43I should go.
13:44I should go.
13:45I should go.
13:46I should go.
13:47I should go.
13:48I should go.
13:49I should go.
13:50I should go.
13:51I should go.
13:52I should go.
13:54I should go.
13:55I should go.
13:56Oh.
13:57I should go.
13:58I bet your parents will be there.
13:59Right?
14:00My father?
14:01Yes.
14:02Maybe my brother.
14:03But who knows?
14:04Cool.
14:05Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming about what?
14:09Bronze medal?
14:10I can't fucking wish, dude.
14:12Hey, uh, remember when I made you cum hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosalind.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:42Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:50For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard bill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:12Je déboule d'un baril.
15:20Pierre qui roule de la cigare à la promie.
15:28Le cœur encore endormi.
15:31All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Good voice.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny.
15:42Be nice?
15:43They fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:59You look great and so are Fanny.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11He's probably right.
16:12The good news is we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:27What do you mean?
16:27Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:33I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:47I am going to buy the kids.
16:48What do you mean, I am still alive?
16:51Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:52Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:55Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:25Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:55We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:20I don't know.
18:21I don't know.
18:22I don't know.
18:23I don't know.
18:24Fuck.
18:24You need to meet him.
18:39Yes, my father.
18:42Minister still wants to meet you today.
18:46No matter what you are doing.
18:49This is my honor.
18:50You must be proud of my honor.
18:53After yesterday, you won...
18:58...Latvian.
18:59Latvian.
19:02And he is still playing.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Is it not sad to you?
19:06It's not sad to you.
19:08Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12This is not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame not to justify the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:20Now I'm playing better than when I was.
19:23Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You always find someone who is guilty from childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:44Who is it to me?
19:46Your mother?
19:47She is not able to do this.
19:50No, my mother.
19:51My mother.
19:52My mother.
19:53My mother.
19:54No.
19:55My mother.
19:56My mother.
19:57My mother.
19:58You remember her?
19:59You remember her?
20:00You remember her?
20:01I remember her.
20:02My mother.
20:04I remember her.
20:05Where are you?
20:06Where are you?
20:08Where are you?
20:09In Moscow?
20:10Of course.
20:11Of course.
20:12Of course.
20:13Of course.
20:14Of course.
20:15Of course.
20:16Of course.
20:17Of course.
20:18We need to go to the night.
20:21To be able to meet the minister.
20:25To be able to meet the minister.
20:29Yes.
20:30You ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:32Of course.
20:34Of course.
20:35And he is always the same.
20:37He alwaysíamos to be in a military.
20:38And Abra Delisicius, what would he say?
20:41He is not in the form, but...
20:42He wants to go home.
20:44He needs to be отдыхed.
20:46He has to be in America.
20:48He needs to be good.
20:51He's good.
20:52Yes?
20:53No.
20:54But this is a problem with leaders.
20:56This is always a problem with leaders.
20:59We're going to be very confident.
21:03You're too much talking to me.
21:08You're my angel. You're too much talking to me. Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we're winning, Dad. I'm going to go to a bar and he needs to be one more cup.
21:22Look how she goes for you.
21:25From the same time. Thank you.
21:27I'm my angel. It would be good if you would remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33Well, I have something interesting.
21:52Dovninko, Alia.
21:58Dovninko, Sasha.
22:01Dovninko, Alia.
22:05I think you played well.
22:07I would say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:11For those who have been a son of a coach for hockey, you have to avoid this.
22:16Dovninko, Alia.
22:17Dovninko, Alia.
22:18Dovninko.
22:19Dovninko.
22:20Dovninko.
22:21Dovninko.
22:22Dovninko, Alia.
22:23Dovninko, Alia.
22:24Dovninko, Alia.
22:25Dovninko, Alia.
22:26Dovninko.
22:27Dovninko.
22:58Dovninko.
22:59Dovninko.
23:00Dovninko.
23:01Dovninko.
23:02Alia.
23:03Alia.
23:04Alia.
23:05Alia.
23:06Alia.
23:07Alia.
23:08Alia.
23:09And it's a good show.
23:11It's a good show.
23:13It's a good show.
23:14And then you can win.
23:16You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:19In Chicago.
23:20Not that much before.
23:22In the final, most of all, it will be San Francisco.
23:25And they are good, but they are too young.
23:28And so you won't win a lot earlier than I've been talking about.
23:36Thank you. I'm going to sleep.
23:38I'm going to sleep.
23:39And tomorrow you'll need to be perfect.
23:41You'll need to be perfect.
23:43You'll need to be perfect.
23:44But you'll need to be perfect.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:51See you later.
23:58Well, what?
24:01How are you, Sasha?
24:04Wow.
24:05It's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:11Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:14Guys.
24:15It's just nice.
24:18And the boys.
24:19I'm going to be perfect.
24:20I don't know.
24:21But I'm not sure.
24:22I don't know.
24:23I don't know.
24:24I don't know.
24:25You don't know.
24:26I don't know.
24:27You don't know.
24:29It's okay.
24:30You don't know.
24:31It's fine.
24:32Oh, my God, I'm not sure what you do, you don't lie, you don't lie, you don't flirt in the answer.
24:46But...
24:50...Rаньше...
24:52... ты был веселее.
24:57Помнишь?
25:09Здесь?
25:11Серьёзно?
25:13Опасность раньше возбуждала тебя.
25:17Если память меня не изменяет.
25:22Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:26Да.
25:28Это точно.
25:33Прекрати.
25:35Ладно. Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:39Нет.
25:50Ладно.
25:52Я найду вечеринку.
25:55Окей.
25:56Окей.
26:04Пока, Илья.
26:07Был рад тебя видеть.
26:09Оп否.
26:23Окей.
26:25Каплинс тут.
26:27Кап! Кап! Кап!
26:38ginger ale on the pitch okay playoffs are over you cannot keep the beer that's not a rule you
26:42just make that up oh hollander is that a rule unfortunately it is fuck you hollander you can
26:47barely even grow one no no fuck you swedish in bread come on jay just fucking do it hey then
26:53boston where the raiders have a chance to end it all on ice it's game six and the cup is somewhere
26:59inside as we speak you know that ilia rosanoff wants this bad rosanoff and the raiders have
27:05been on fire since the olympic break a heartbreaking games for the russians seems to have only
27:09intensified the young boston captain he's on a tear scoring 10 goals over the past six playoff games
27:16okay listen the up look i don't give a how many goals i've scored i don't give a
27:24how i played two nights ago i don't need to think about that that was yesterday that was before
27:30now i only need one thing i need to win here at home tonight
27:43as much fun as it would be to go to california and humiliate them there but i want to hear our fans
27:49i want to hear them scream i want to fuck san francisco i know you can do it i've seen you
28:00fucking do it i've seen every one of you do it so leave it all the fuck out there tonight
28:05because this is our fucking night this is our fucking cup
28:15fucking fuck san francisco
28:23praise for this we'll fuck you
28:29i can't believe that assholes about to win the cup
28:31shane hates him the most what you hate rosanoff of course but he's very good at hockey
28:40the best probably uh no you're the best all-ander okay not that animal that
28:46shitshow cocksucking russia
28:49and that is that the boston raiders are your mlh champions what a comeback story this year
28:56for ilia rosanoff the captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs leading his team
29:01and block shots
29:14is
29:22is
29:28Well, nice watch.
29:39Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ronald?
29:41Five seconds.
29:4225 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50I was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:58But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:34...
30:39...
30:42...
30:43...
30:44...
30:45Oh, my God.
31:15Well, what?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:44You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:01Maybe it's nice, Lee.
32:02You suck my dick.
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:21Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:34No.
32:49What?
32:51No.
32:51We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring
32:59party after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will
33:08maybe, maybe do more than just suck your dick.
33:12When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:37Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:07Good luck coming.
34:12Good luck coming.
34:12I'm going to get a position behind you.
34:42Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:12You're such an asshole.
35:42You're such an asshole.
35:44You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
36:12You're such an asshole.
36:14You're such an asshole.
36:16You're such an asshole.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:20You're such an asshole.
36:22You're such an asshole.
36:24You're such an asshole.
36:26You're such an asshole.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:42It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:48Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after.
36:52It's your reward.
36:53I ain't gonna die.
36:54I wanna die.
36:55I'm gonna die.
36:57I'm gonna die.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How it feels?
37:35Holding the cup.
37:37You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:41Oh.
37:54Fuck.
37:58Are you going to fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:15You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You.
38:20I need you.
38:27I need you.
38:29I need you.
38:59I need you.
39:05I need you.
39:07I need you.
39:08I need you.
39:14I need you.
39:16I need you.
39:23I need you.
39:25I need you.
39:27I need you.
39:28I need you.
39:29I need you.
39:33I need you.
39:35I need you.
39:36I need you.
39:38I need you.
39:40I need you.
39:41So, are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia? For the summit?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:57Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:03Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to. It's...
40:08It's home.
40:09Yeah, but I don't know. Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:39I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too, I shoulda.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01Oh, yeah.
41:10This was so sweet.
41:12There was something like an oop of that.
41:12Meredith got the ice on the ground.
41:14Oh, yeah.
41:15I shouldn't know about these.
41:17I don't know.
41:18Nothing.
41:19Yeah?
41:20Oh, never go.
41:21Oh, yeah.
41:23Oh, permit.
41:24So, let's have a penny.
41:26Let's go.
41:56Let's go.
42:26Let's go.
42:56Let's go.
43:26Let's go.
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