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00:30morning handsome good morning gorgeous
00:39what's your right good morning Glenda
01:00to the sunny side of the street I love I think up a bit more at the left which
01:20left my left but we're both pointing in the same direction starting the
01:25celebrations now tonight it's just drinks and nibbles I don't like a fuss 65 eh hey
01:43you're nothing but a newborn baby oh yes I don't tell you the number of times I've
01:51celebrated somewhat or other in the Rovers down the year great I'll be more
01:58than happy to raise a glass with you fantastic you know it just isn't a proper
02:03party unless there are a few fine-looking fellas I'll see you later you will be
02:09careful now you'll be coming to my party later won't you just drinks and nibbles I
02:17don't like a fuss I'm always up for a party me I'd be delighted Maggie thank
02:22you Ken do you want me to fetch my grandson to help with this tree oh yeah
02:26that'd be great no no we're fine we're fine oh it's all right for you to say
02:30you're not doing out the patriarch of the family I shouldn't have to exactly Ken
02:34why have a dog and bark yourself I'll see you all later can't stop I've got a hair
02:42appointment okay bye-bye did she just call me a dog
02:50oh you just put the Christmas decorations up customers won't be able to find the bar through
03:09this lot yeah I'll be there in an hour cheers oh oh no you don't you're not going anywhere
03:13it was your idea to decorate for your mum's birthday party tonight but Ollie can handle that
03:19oh yeah nothing better for heartbreak than rummaging through a filthy box of rubbish
03:23your mother your idea your responsibility it'll be fine night of my life I need to pick up the
03:28flowers made a man got a deal oh Tracy won't like that well I couldn't give two oots what Tracy
03:33doesn't doesn't like I'm not having this one propping up about why we do all the work I'm not
03:37scathing I swear I've got a million things to do me and Sean can handle it thank you Glenda
03:42now listen what would you say to a nice leisurely lunch I would say oh hi nice leisurely lunch
03:50great you take my mom out I beg your pardon after she gets her hair done please I don't want her to
03:55see this place until it's done or worse directing me from a bar store well they've spelt anniversary
04:00wrong on this one just uh take her somewhere local nice girly lunch yeah nice girly lunch me
04:05and your mom what are we sex in the city I'm gonna kill him done a lovely job there Maria
04:13ah well I'm very pleased that you like it so convenient to have a salon right across the street
04:19Eva said this place would soon feel like home surprise she came back here with some old to be honest
04:25how do you mean oh just ignore me I'm not one for gossiping since when and what is a hairdresser's for
04:33but gossip Maggie I am like a priest me whatever I hear under them dryers goes to me grave
04:39and if you believe that I meant to say sorry about having words while the lads were fighting
04:49it's just you know I'm not one to bear a grudge so we'll say no more about it okay that's fine by me
04:57and look I'm sorry too I shouldn't have kicked off like that boys will be boys eh don't I
05:03well know it with two of me own and now two grandsons to boot all right do you know what
05:09I'm gonna do I'm gonna go and get you them conditioners I was on about think of it as a
05:12birthday present thank you what exactly is the beef between Maria and Eva I know I am a
05:26wee bit psychic but you don't have to be to get the sense that there's bad blood between the two
05:30of them I really shouldn't say oh come on it is my birthday after all okay so Maria and Aiden
05:41used to have a bit of a thing they never while he was with Eva I've already said too much
05:47there you go don't tell the boss oh you're so kind why don't the two of you come to my birthday do
05:54tonight at the Rovers it should be great crack oh hell of a good crack me yeah we will thanks
06:00that's dead kind that oh and Bethany can you sort my geys payment out I just want to tidy the back room
06:05yes I'll see you later see you later there you go
06:14hiya everything all right over the road yeah fine no Maria what's she doing waxing a tash in the back
06:21listen I thought I'd take you for lunch lunch to hear this one where I come from we call it dinner
06:27all right well something you would eat in the middle of the day I'd hate to confuse you not that it takes much
06:33well I never say no to a free meal I'll see you later sweetheart bye bye
06:39see you later bye
06:42oh lovely woman
06:44so this is my posh lunch is it
06:55well you keep telling us you don't want to fuss
06:57well mission accomplished
06:59oh look they do egg and chips there's posh for you
07:04will you be eating in
07:06yeah please Ryan
07:07well take a seat anywhere please
07:09oh oh and a happy birthday Maggie
07:11oh thank you Roy
07:13I wanted to come here for my birthday dinner because I can't be doing with those fancy restaurants with the big plates and the tiny bit of food on them that Eva likes
07:21now will you be coming to my party later
07:23I will and I very much appreciate being asked
07:27hey hey
07:33showing your mother-in-law local highlights are you
07:35I'm being brought out for my birthday
07:37aren't I lucky
07:38how are you settling in
07:40really good thanks yeah
07:42Ben's happy mind you you stand him up somewhere with a pint in his hand and he's happy anywhere so
07:46don't exaggerate now
07:48it's really good to have you back
07:49thank you
07:50see now this must be the husband
08:05I wonder how he died
08:07well I don't know that
08:08I suppose it wouldn't be in very good taste to ask her on her birthday
08:11probably not
08:12we are making a meal of it though aren't we
08:14well if you can't go mad on your birthday Glenda
08:16when can you go mad
08:17hmm H what do you think about
08:19who
08:20Marky
08:21oh I do yes
08:23she's like a young Maureen O'Hara
08:24could you be in my camper
08:26possibly if I tried
08:28hey just finished school
08:33nope
08:34I'm still there
08:35this is a hologram
08:36ask a stupid question I suppose
08:39I won't be a sec I just need to sort out his training
08:42yeah just need to do the loop
08:44will you wind your neck in
08:46will you stop flying with him
08:48just
08:49stop
08:50giving him
08:51and me
08:52doing looks every time you set eyes on us
08:53it's not that easy
08:54just
08:55fix your face
08:56before someone
08:57clucks something
08:58great you're back
08:59get in here we're doing presents
09:01right
09:02get your cards and prezzies ready for inspection by her highness
09:09I don't have time to get her anything
09:10get writing
09:11and the present I got is from both of us
09:13oh cheers bro
09:14oh wow
09:18wow
09:19you look amazing Eva
09:20what
09:21and what am I
09:22chopped liver
09:23you look incredible Ma
09:25like a young er
09:27Raquel Welch
09:28Raquel Welch
09:29it's so unfair that I've got to miss this party
09:32oh Baba there'll be loads more
09:34yeah when you're 25 you can do whatever you want love
09:37no you're 15
09:39oh
09:40half a glass on my birthday isn't going to kill him
09:44seeing as he's a drinker these days
09:46I'm surprised Uncle Finlay isn't here for this
09:48well
09:49he's living that big Florida life of his
09:52with his teenage girlfriend
09:54a friend
09:55she's 32
09:56anyway
09:57let's not dwell on those who aren't here
10:01let's concentrate on those who are
10:04although your father would have loved this
10:06may he rest in peace
10:07at least until you get there
10:09ha ha
10:11cheers
10:12cheers
10:13cheers
10:14well
10:15you don't down it
10:17will you ever stop having a go
10:19for every tiny thing
10:22leave it Ben
10:23he's got a lot of your dad in him
10:26he could be a hot head too you know
10:46it's not even real
10:47you found a bottle in the park
10:49I met rose water
10:50like you showed me
10:51with petals from the garden
10:52mmm
10:54a bell smells rank
10:55it has the best smell of all love
10:57thank you sweetheart
10:58shall we tuck in
11:00the boys are up with us
11:01bless you all
11:03the three men in my life
11:05aren't I lucky woman
11:07right just before we do
11:12you know I hate all this fuss on my birthday
11:15happy birthday
11:16so
11:17I got you boys something too
11:19it's one of them new game things
11:21oh my god
11:23hey watch your language
11:24and it's to share
11:26I'm not made of money
11:28can we play it now
11:29you eat your breakfast first
11:30at least let us share it out
11:32please
11:33five minutes then back to the table
11:35alright
11:36you're the best mum in the world
11:37oh stop
11:39go on with cheese
11:43where'd you get the money for that
11:45discount Dave down the pub
11:47did you see their little faces
11:49yeah
11:50and I can imagine the carnage
11:51in about three minutes time
11:52in one one share of the other
11:54why did you never mention this to me
11:56and when was I supposed to do that
11:58when you were down the rugby club with your pals
12:00or glued to the TV watching a match
12:02we need to discuss this stuff Maggie
12:04you're ruining them
12:06do not tell me how to raise my boys
12:23everybody's waiting
12:24everybody's waiting
12:25I'll be right there
12:37it's showtime
12:54I'm not one to bear a grudge
12:58everyone is welcome tonight
13:00so how are you finding it round here then Maggie?
13:03grand thank you
13:04the thing I can't get used to is all the pigeons
13:07I do not have pigeons in at all
13:09no
13:10the seagulls ate them all
13:11most of them are drones
13:13hey
13:14they're mixed with the real pigeons
13:15they're spying us from China
13:16what?
13:17Chinese pigeon drones?
13:19I read about it
13:20in the Beano
13:21online
13:22well think about it
13:23have you ever seen a baby pigeon?
13:26how does that daft lad even dress himself in the mornings?
13:30we've often wondered
13:32stick around there'll be bubbles later
13:34unless you have other plans
13:36I'll let you know when I do
13:38buffet coming through
13:39oh what we having?
13:40well you keep your hands to yourself
13:42until the clean filling comes off my girl
13:44is that supposed to be me Benjamin Driscoll?
13:46are you all ladies?
13:47I need a pint
13:48yeah you read my mane
13:50well she seems to be going down well with the Pontus
13:53oh are you?
13:54it's all sweetness and light in public
13:56and absolute count to me in private
13:59right you wouldn't be the first woman at odds with the mother-in-law
14:02well the thing is
14:03if I wasn't with her precious Ben
14:05I actually think we'd get on great
14:06just do like every other woman's done with her mother-in-law since she adult
14:11what's that?
14:12put on a smile
14:13agree with everything she says
14:15then complain to anyone that'll listen
14:29so er
14:30is it a private party or can anyone join?
14:36how'd you get them?
14:40you know I live
14:41in a pub
14:43oh yeah fair point
14:45talking about pubs
14:46I start a shift in 15 minutes
14:47so why don't you get yourself cleaned up
14:49get some coffee down you
14:50before you ever and your dad sees you?
14:52does that sober you up?
14:54never worked for me like
14:55but it's what they do in the movies innit?
14:58come on then
15:01you're going the wrong way
15:03get your bag Will
15:04that's it
15:06come on
15:07off you go
15:16well long ago women would have been well retired at 65
15:21well you're still working well into your 90s
15:24thanks for the reminder
15:25in fact I think I'm the only retiree here
15:29oh yeah
15:30yeah um
15:32have you got any words of wisdom
15:33can for those of us approaching it
15:36don't get old
15:38can I get a tray please?
15:39you don't need a tray Brian
15:41not when I have a big lump of a son drinking my barrels dry here
15:46now help the gentleman please Benjamin
15:48ah
15:49in fact Deidre had a friend who sold her house and bought her cabin on the cruise ship
15:58how do you mean?
16:00bought?
16:01I've read about this
16:02they sell cabins like flats
16:05perpetual travel for the rest of one's days
16:08it has a certain romantic appeal
16:11not to mention state of the art medical care, free food, free booze and nightly entertainment
16:15oh
16:17what do you reckon Ken?
16:18cell number one?
16:20and
16:21sail the Mediterranean for the rest of your life
16:24how does it feel?
16:25well I'm working on a counter argument
16:28I'm failing
16:30well if you do decide to sell next door let me know
16:32I'll knock through and put on a pool table
16:36hey
16:37tea and tea please
16:38oh I'll make that too
16:40what are you doing here?
16:41I invited her
16:42did you not hear the girl?
16:45gin and tonics Eva
16:46chop chop
16:55everyone just treats me like a kid
16:58yeah
17:00do you know who always says that?
17:03kids
17:05funny
17:06look Will
17:10I know how hard it is uprooting your life
17:13I get it
17:14I've been there myself
17:16but you know
17:17like me
17:18you'll
17:19find your feet with it all
17:21you'll settle in
17:23you'll meet new friends
17:25and
17:26you'll meet a good girl
17:28hey
17:29come on
17:30you're a dead nice lad
17:31what
17:32in God's name is going on here?
17:37well here's the thing
17:38he was really really drunk
17:39and I was just trying to sober him up
17:41oh I saw what you were trying to do
17:43just
17:44just chill then
17:45it's my birthday
17:47you stop making a show of yourself
17:49get out in that bar and sober up
17:51sober up in the bar
17:53don't get smart with me boy
17:55go
17:56don't blame him
18:01I don't
18:03I blame you
18:06me?
18:07hang on a minute
18:08he was drinking in the guinow
18:09I was trying to help him
18:10if you want to hang on to your job
18:12you'll keep your mouth shut
18:14and stay well away from my grandson
18:16do you hear me?
18:26will
18:27why didn't you come and help me take the clean film off the food?
18:38you sure I won't mess it up again?
18:39it's not that hard
18:45boy do I love working with teenagers
18:48tell me about it
18:50oh there they are
18:51the life and souls
18:53now we can really start the party
18:54nice to see you too
18:56tonight is not about you Leanne
18:59Toya
19:01don't you look lovely
19:03oh thanks Maggie
19:04you really light up a room
19:06when you walk out of it
19:08hey I thought you two had made up
19:10this is us made up
19:11it's a battersby way innit?
19:15hey what have I missed?
19:17oh come on love sit down
19:19your father's gone mad
19:21he's sole number one to the new landlord
19:22who wants it so that he can knock through
19:25to put a pool table in it
19:27what?
19:29two more G&T's please Eva
19:32Lauren could you serve this customer for me please?
19:36oh fine
19:38lovely customer service
19:41well if you don't like it you know what you can do
19:44oh well you just let it go
19:46you've got Ben now and I'm married
19:48do you still dabble in home wrecking or
19:51I don't know what you're laughing at
19:53with your colourful history
19:55er no don't talk to her like that
19:57get out you're bad
19:59oh what for? for sleeping with your boyfriend 150 years ago
20:02what's going on? she just said I'm bad
20:05Eva what has got into you?
20:07she is my guest
20:09Ben I don't want her in
20:10and as landlady it is my prerogative so
20:12tonight is my birthday
20:14and I am the co-owner
20:16you wouldn't have got near this place without my money
20:19she stays
20:21thank you Maggie
20:23we spoke about this babe
20:25this is a fresh start
20:27you shouldn't go up resurrecting old grudges from years ago
20:29so you're going to agree with your mum
20:31again?
20:32alright, alright
20:40you could have encouraged him
20:42don't go lecturing me
20:44there's plenty I could say
20:46if they lost the game it's not the end of the world
20:48we need to teach them about life
20:50about winning
20:52or do you want to leave it to those imbecile teachers as his school?
20:54rather them than you
20:56filling his head with unrealistic rubbish
20:58no
21:00Todd
21:02what are you doing?
21:06is this because we lost the match?
21:09you know how seriously your father takes his rugby son
21:12it's a bit too much sometimes
21:15I'll do better
21:17so
21:19I know you will son
21:30thank you all for coming
21:33and for making my family so welcome
21:35I know it hasn't been long
21:38but I feel certain we made the right decision moving to this street
21:42and this wonderful community full of close loving families
21:47so
21:49let's fill our bellies and our glasses and celebrate
21:5365 years and still going strong
21:56yay
21:57cheers
21:58cheers
22:00cheers
22:02cheers
22:04cheers
22:06cheers
22:08cheers
22:10cheers
22:12cheers
22:14goodnight Ken, goodnight
22:16goodnight
22:18happy?
22:20yes, I am
22:22happy?
22:24yes, I am
22:26do you know I'm saving the story about the time I bumped off school with my mates and went to the pictures and you were outside the exit waiting for me
22:32I needed eyes in the back of my head with you two
22:35especially after
22:37dad
22:39I suppose there's times like this, you know, doing family stuff I'm missing the most
22:43me too
22:45he'd have been dead proud of the way you stepped up though, I know that
22:48come here, here and give your old mum a big hug
22:5860 flame and five
23:00much better than the alternative
23:02am I the only one working here?
23:04alright
23:05she has done that to wind me up
23:09oh, don't let it get to you
23:11she doesn't even know Maria
23:13why is she acting like their best friends all of a sudden?
23:16she hates me
23:19Maria or Maggie?
23:21both
23:22oh look, I've already told you, mother-in-laws never think that anybody's good enough for the precious little boys
23:26you've been talking to Glenda?
23:27trust me, she is not a normal mother-in-law
23:31she is deranged
23:32this one time, right, I'd bought Ben a cashmere jumper, beautiful, well it was a cashmere mix but anyway, he loved it
23:38what did she go and do?
23:40accidentally put it on a hot wash
23:43when that jumper came out, Susie would have been hard pushed to fit in that
23:46well, it could have been a genuine mistake
23:47oh, please
23:48whose side are you on?
23:50it's bad enough that Ben thinks the sun shines out of a hacienda
23:53it is like living with the Sopranos
23:56and manipulate
23:58don't get me started on how much that woman manipulates him
24:01and he's all like, oh yes mum, great mum, three bags pig in full mummy
24:07before you asked Leon
24:09castration was pretty painless
24:1165 though
24:14I mean 50s, you can still have it
24:17Matt Damon, he's hot
24:19Jamie Foxx, he is hot
24:21three more years and I'll be the ripe old age, my son
24:24are you going to hate him or shall I?
24:27George Clooney, he's hot
24:29yeah
24:31where did my dad go?
24:33he's gone home
24:35he was feeling a little... he was upset
24:37by what?
24:38by you, kicking off when you thought he'd blown your inheritance
24:41which he was never going to do anyway
24:42I think the landlord might have trouble getting a change of use permission anyway
24:47fair point
24:49yes, but it's not the point I want to make
24:51it's like this Tracy
24:53as you get older
24:55you cherish your relationships more and more
24:58especially the ones that are close to us
25:01I miss Jenny everyday
25:03same for me with Julie
25:05Hayley
25:07and I miss Gran
25:08believe me, money
25:11mean nothing compared
25:13to spending time with a loved one
25:16and on that point
25:18I'm off to my bed
25:20oh, time
25:22don't take it for granted
25:25right, Rita, I'll walk you out
25:27come on you, we're going this way
25:29goodnight
25:30goodnight
25:32so anything else you want to get off your chest?
25:33right, I better get back to work
25:35see ya
25:39look, I know you're going to defend her
25:41it's fine, I get it
25:43but babe, she has turned you into a right mummy's boy
25:46and it's not just you, it's Will and Ollie and all
25:48cheers
25:49oh, come on
25:51you can't be acting all hurt now, you love it
25:53that woman worships you
25:55and meanwhile, I feel like it's a life's mission
25:58to make me feel as much use as a cardboard chip pan
26:02babe, you gotta remember things weren't easy after my dad ate
26:05it was just the three of us
26:07she had to take care of everything
26:09I'm sorry babe, you can't keep using that excuse
26:12I was raised by a single mum too, you know
26:14look, what do you want?
26:15I, I would just like it
26:19if you would occasionally take my side please
26:22can she be difficult?
26:24yes, but
26:26she can also be really generous
26:28and if it wasn't for her chipping in big time
26:30we wouldn't have been able to get this place
26:32I'm going to go and grab some plates
26:38I'm just
26:40and with our Ben
26:42it was all sport, sport, sport
26:43morning, noon and night
26:46rugby I take it?
26:47yes, captain in primary
26:50house captain in secondary
26:52then school captain
26:54and captain of the county team
26:56your other son?
26:57Finlay
26:59could charm the birds out of the trees that fella
27:01well you're very fortunate to have such a loving family
27:04I am
27:06although you wouldn't think it to hear us kicking off
27:08I suspect Audrey and Ken may empathise
27:12but then that's a whole part of life's rich tapestry full of surprises
27:16oh, I'm not so keen on those
27:18I prefer to read the cards
27:21alright, have a wee beer
27:23alright, you too
27:25no sloping off like your mates
27:27the night is young, even if I'm not
27:29well
27:31well
27:33well, I just wanted to let you know that it wasn't me coming on to Will before
27:36look, I'm not having a go, but he's just a kid
27:39so you're saying that Will came on to you?
27:42well, yeah, obviously
27:44look, truth at all, I don't want you to think bad of me
27:49I absolutely love working here
27:50oh, for pity's sake, he'll be crying next
27:53just stop it
27:54it's okay
27:55we're sorted
28:01you mentioned cards
28:03it's not tarot though, is it?
28:04because that is dead scaring
28:05oh, I'll have nothing to do with that hanged man stuff
28:08well, like most forms of fortune telling
28:12it relies on belief
28:15and, well, selective memory
28:17and a willingness to augment
28:21predictions that have a certain base in fact
28:25and ignore the rest
28:28well, all I know is
28:32I did predict
28:34my friend Jeannie's divorce
28:36my cousin losing his business
28:39and me Auntie Nuala meeting a fair-haired man
28:42and she hadn't had any man at all since before decimalisation
28:45what's decimalisation?
28:47what's decimalisation?
28:49what's all this?
28:51Maggie's claiming to predict the future with a pack of cards
28:54why do I think that your tongue is firmly stuck in your cheek?
28:58you two are barred
29:02just that you know, I'm a believer
29:05in what?
29:06in the future
29:08you know, in a higher plane
29:10healing, namé
29:11right
29:12well, the next time the bunions are playing up
29:16well, I thought you'd gone to China to make those yourself
29:20no, they were in your cauldron
29:22ooh, party tricks
29:25it's no trick
29:27she could predict your future
29:29hey, we've already met at all that counsellor
29:30right, the four suits
29:33hearts
29:35diamonds
29:36spades
29:37clubs
29:38representing
29:39water
29:40fire
29:41earth
29:42and air
29:44pick two cards
29:45and place them face down
29:51now
29:53what would you like to know?
29:55erm
29:56what does the future hold?
29:57oh
29:58classic
30:00yeah
30:02hmm
30:04it seems you will be having
30:06an unexpected visit
30:08ooh
30:10or an invitation
30:12I was going to suggest the kebab
30:14next
30:16erm, okay
30:18well, I've got to ask
30:20am I going to be lucky in love?
30:21what is it?
30:23is it bad news?
30:25I say jealousy
30:27I'm not a jealous type
30:29oh, not you
30:31someone else
30:33who's jealous
30:35and means you ill will
30:37ooh, I hope you've not been a naughty boy
30:40he values his life too much
30:42yeah, don't I just
30:44lovely couple, aren't they?
30:47jeez
30:48don't suppose I can tempt you?
30:50thanks but
30:52coward
30:54shift your booty then
30:56alright, sorry
30:58you er, skiving off
30:59while you're keeping the stairs warm?
31:00I'm a break actually
31:02party that bad eh?
31:04nah
31:06well
31:08I don't know
31:09don't worry
31:10I won't tell me nan
31:12don't worry
31:13I won't tell me nan
31:14yeah, cheers
31:15I'm not my biggest fan at the minute anyway
31:17any reason in particular?
31:19you know, I love that you think me just being me would be enough
31:22not for me
31:24Will tried to kiss me earlier
31:26he never
31:27yeah
31:28and then your nan walked in on us thinking it was me throwing myself at him
31:30oh, brilliant
31:31yeah, well I'm glad you find it funny
31:33she's been around the block enough to know it's probably just a 15 year old boy trying it on rather than
31:35you fancying a kid
31:36yeah, well she had a good job at hiding it
31:37she's probably just shocked to discover her little precious will has discovered sex
31:39seriously
31:40her bark is worse than her bite
31:41you'll be fine
31:43I gotta go sort the cake
31:44so if you're done skiving
31:45oh
31:46oh
31:47the king of spades
31:48you will meet a dark haired man
31:50oh
31:51oh
31:52oh
31:53oh
31:54oh
31:55oh
31:56oh
31:57oh
31:58oh
31:59oh
32:00oh
32:01oh
32:02oh
32:03oh
32:04oh
32:05oh
32:06oh
32:07oh
32:08oh
32:09oh
32:10oh
32:11oh
32:12oh
32:13oh
32:14oh
32:15or
32:16someone who has a fire in his chart
32:17there's a chart
32:18there's a chart
32:19he'll be ambitious
32:20or like ambition
32:21and could be self-serving
32:24oh
32:25so, let's be clear
32:26I'm gonna get a legal letter
32:28encounter danger
32:30and make your heart selfish a donut
32:32well, I didn't hear mention of a donut
32:33a girl can dream
32:36I'll just be getting off now
32:38oh dear
32:39no you will not
32:40there's cake coming
32:41come on
32:47I had me 14 tall once in Blackpool
32:49they said I'd marry
32:50but the
32:51marriage would end in sadness
32:53don't they all
32:54oh, do I take it you're divorced or
32:57no, actually
32:58the boy's father is dead
33:00oh
33:01oh
33:02oh
33:03and
33:04erm
33:05what's that recent thing?
33:06Ben was 11
33:07oh
33:08happened on my birthday
33:09as it goes
33:10so
33:11so sorry
33:12happy birthday
33:13happy birthday to you
33:17happy birthday to you
33:21happy birthday dear mum
33:27happy birthday to you
33:31happy birthday to you
33:35did you make a wish?
33:36I did
33:37right
33:38now
33:39who wants the first slice?
33:41hey!
33:42it's your mum's birthday
33:43so maybe she should have
33:44stuck in darling
33:48here
33:49I gave that to you
33:50in this world
33:51you need to look after number one
33:53alright
33:54because I'm telling you
33:55no other beggar will
33:57apart from me
33:58a mother's love beats everything and anything
34:01remember that?
34:03thought you had to work?
34:05swap shows at the new lad
34:07thought we could go out to the park or something
34:09oh
34:10blast at the big spenders
34:12you know I don't get paid till next Friday
34:15life lesson for you lads
34:16if there's one thing worse than a whiner
34:18it's a cheapskate
34:20right now
34:21who wants to go and get a big fat ice cream?
34:23yes
34:24with a flame?
34:25yes
34:26go on get your coats on
34:33is that coming?
34:34if there's something he wants to watch, I'll tell you
34:40and let's not forget my dar
34:43to Alan
34:44miss you
34:45to Howard
35:02come on everyone, eat up
35:03we don't want to be working our way through this for weeks to come
35:06cheers nana
35:07you know I love it
35:08I'm just watching my waistline
35:10he made it himself
35:12thanks
35:13I love cake me
35:14good
35:15and as for our wheels fry up this morning
35:18mwah
35:19regular little bondtrap family
35:21diamonds
35:22every one of them
35:23every one of them
35:24and my boy
35:25aww
35:26aww
35:27aww
35:29I wonder if I might take
35:30oh seconds is it?
35:31no no no no I just want you to apologise
35:34I had no idea your husband died so suddenly
35:37it was crass of me to bring you up on such a happy occasion
35:40it was a long time ago
35:42obviously it must have been a traumatic experience for you being so young
35:47my ma said it was a long time ago
35:49if anybody should be traumatised it's her
35:51at least they didn't have to witness it
35:52oh dear
35:53Eva
35:54put on some tunes there
35:56and let that be an end to it
35:59it's my birthday
36:01ramp up the volume
36:03wake up Maggie
36:06I think I've got something to say to you
36:11she's late September and I may she should be back at school
36:18we need to speak outside
36:21no
36:22she's late
36:23but you should have been
36:25oh Maggie I couldn't have to try
36:30any more
36:37having a nice time
36:39as nice as you but what Art just heard
36:42what?
36:43you tried to kiss Lauren?
36:46no I didn't
36:47oh so she's lying is she?
36:50alright yeah I did
36:52what to get back at me or?
36:54a bit like you and Daniel I suppose
36:56trying to stop people being suspicious
36:57oh my dog is a childish
36:58ok so it's ok for you but not for me
37:00look I know this is hard
37:01so why don't we just tell everyone then?
37:03Will you are 15 and I am your coach
37:07so
37:08ok so you're saying we can't be seen in the open together?
37:10no no
37:11no that's not what I'm saying
37:14believe me I want it just as much as you do but
37:19look if we want to stay together we need to plan it properly
37:24you do want us to stay together
37:29yeah
37:30yeah
37:31yeah
37:32yeah me too more than anything
37:36look you should go in first
37:41and no more kissing girls alright
37:44only me
37:59still in the land of the living then
38:02you know I'm beginning to think that if you ever played word association the first thing that would spring to mind for dad will be dead
38:14that is really harsh
38:17actually it would be difficult or deirdre
38:21oh nicely played
38:23you know Tracey there never was any serious intent to sell to the rovers
38:28why did you say it then?
38:30nor was there a serious offer
38:32but what is so dismaying and so predictable
38:37is that your initial feelings weren't for my wellbeing but for your inheritance
38:43that is a terrible thing to say
38:46oh
38:47go on
38:48I admit it
38:49you sailing the seven seas with a load of geriatric widows didn't immediately strike me as the best use of the money
38:57my money
38:58let me finish
39:00but I realise
39:02the money's not important
39:05you're here
39:07and you're relatively healthy
39:09although goodness knows how with Cassie as nursemaid
39:12I've kind of taken that for granted
39:16dinner and I do first thing every morning when I wake up
39:22say a little prayer
39:24sorry
39:25I smile
39:26time
39:28is the precious thing Tracey
39:30you're right
39:32and from now on
39:34we're going to spend as much time together as we can
39:37nothing will please me more
39:39right
39:40well starting from now
39:41come on
39:42put your book down
39:43grab your coat
39:44going back to the rovers
39:45oh
39:46really
39:47erm
39:48I was hoping to watch a documentary on the science of decay
39:52hmm
39:53there's free booze
39:55oh
39:56right
39:57well
39:58we'll start tomorrow
39:59how about that
40:00I hang on every word you say
40:06come on baggy
40:07hey
40:08oh
40:09no
40:10no
40:11no
40:12baby
40:13I would rather be dead
40:15oh
40:16let's go
40:17oh
40:18you're the brave
40:19come on baggy
40:20please
40:21just dust off your repertoire
40:22she'll end up doing a jolly pattern medley
40:25oh I don't think I'd do much better
40:27oh stop saying yourself short you've got a beautiful voice here
40:30don't make me sing
40:32oh hey
40:33just missed the singing
40:34it was erm
40:35well it was something
40:36I just
40:37I needed some air
40:38you okay
40:39yeah
40:40yeah
40:41yeah I'm fine
40:42hey
40:43that's a little bit
40:46did you see that
40:47what's going on between you and that Adam
40:54what
40:55nothing's going on
40:56I have eyes in my head
40:58well I don't know what you think you've seen but me and Adam were way in the past
41:02and FYI Ben knows all about what happened
41:06Maggie
41:07I love Ben to bits
41:08I would never do anything to hurt him
41:10it would be a brave woman who did
41:13what are you two up to
41:14hey
41:15we were just talking about the party babe
41:17well done
41:18well come on it's not over yet
41:19get your backside to the NASFER if you heard us playing
41:21no
41:25two more hours
41:26and then you're done for another year
41:28praise be
41:29oh
41:31oh
41:32hurry
41:33and squeeze it tight
41:36find out what you wanna do
41:40if it's love
41:42if it really is
41:44it's there in his feels
41:48about the way he acts
41:50oh no that's not the way
41:52you're not the way
41:53you're not the way
41:54you're not the way
41:55you're not the way
41:56you're not the way
41:57my boys
41:59my boys
42:00my boys
42:01oh
42:02my boys
42:03my boys
42:05you mean everything to me
42:07everything
42:08do you know that
42:09we love you too ma
42:10our dad would've loved this wouldn't he
42:13I washed up
42:19don't go waking them up
42:20I'll just poke my head in
42:21I told you
42:22they're asleep
42:23why'd you always do this
42:25oh here we go
42:26what exactly am I here for
42:28tell me
42:29well
42:30there's the door
42:31leave
42:32leave me
42:33it's what I should've done years ago
42:35mmm
42:36should've done
42:37done us both a favour
42:38what
42:39I'll leave you alone with my kids
42:41I love those boys
42:44love
42:45you don't know the meaning of the word
42:47maybe that's why he didn't want you
42:49sorry for the controlling
42:51manipulative cow you really are
42:53it's been ten years
42:55ten years
42:56you had an affair
42:57and you wonder why
42:58I was sad
43:00I was miserable
43:01just shut your mouth
43:02no you are not using those boys
43:04to punish me
43:05you wanna talk about being punished
43:08every time you look at me it's like
43:12I'm not the reason he didn't want you
43:15but you are the reason I wanted him to
43:18I said no
43:21to Maggie
43:39who's had to be both Ma and Da
43:43and Nana and Grandpa
43:45you're the best
43:47to Nana
43:48to Nana
43:49to Nana
43:50I'll be both dead
43:53that
43:54mmm
43:55mmm
43:56ah
43:57ah
43:58ah
44:01ah
44:02ah
44:03ah
44:04ah
44:05ah
44:06ah
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