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Love Island Australia S7 EP 25
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00:00The DJ hit me with the recap.
00:02Bring it down now.
00:09Breakdown? How about a breakup?
00:12I feel like you do not understand me at all.
00:14I don't think you've let me.
00:15Sometimes some people are just not aligned to be.
00:18I'm sorry.
00:19A quadruple dumping!
00:21I'm grateful for all of you, except me.
00:24You're a liar, game player, and we all see it.
00:26I've been dumped from the villa.
00:29The boys showed their talents.
00:31If you can call them that.
00:34Yana, yana, yana at a little Kai
00:38and you've got yourself a big fat drama, drama, drama.
00:44Movie night was a blockbuster!
00:47I can't say sorry enough.
00:48Cry some more, why don't you Kai?
00:50Shut up!
00:51He's literally cheated on you so many times,
00:53why do you want to be with him?
00:54He's a dog!
00:55Insults! Accusations!
00:58Outrage!
00:59I've already told you I wouldn't have done that on the outside.
01:01I know!
01:02Like, we actually don't need to go over this shit again.
01:04It really had it all.
01:06You said like you weren't flirty at all.
01:08I literally, like, I don't care.
01:10And to top it off, we reveal the final bombs!
01:14Oh, better start packing my bags.
01:16Me too, sister.
01:19Which brings us to...
01:21Tonight!
01:29New bombs, Cody and Josh arrive.
01:32I think you're super handsome.
01:33Thank you very much.
01:34Gorgeous eyes, like you're a gorgeous man.
01:36I'm excited!
01:37I've been praying, and I think my prayers may have been answered.
01:40And surprise, surprise!
01:41Kiss with Gabi was great.
01:42Definitely took me by surprise.
01:43They're gonna be trouble!
01:44Oh!
01:45Oh!
01:46Dylan told me he's coming here for redemption to go from the villain from last season to the
01:58nice guy this season.
01:59Absolute bullshit.
02:00Absolute bullshit.
02:01I smell bullshit.
02:02I smell bullshit.
02:26With the reverberations of movie nights still floating around, it seems like decades
02:30ago that Ross was crowned Mr. Sublime after singing a lovely tune.
02:34Thankfully, the gift of song hasn't left him, even after Sian downgraded him and his hairline
02:40from sublime to subprime.
02:42Take it away, Ross.
02:43Oh, yeah.
02:44I wanna kiss Sian, but I wanna treat her a little mean for a little longer.
02:50Treat her mean.
02:51That's a good move, that one.
02:52That works every time.
02:53No.
02:54Yes.
02:56Siany, baby.
02:57What's wrong?
02:58Is everything alright?
02:59You look so stunning.
03:01You look stunning.
03:02Where have you guys been?
03:03What have you been talking about?
03:04Yeah.
03:05How's you and Rossi, babe?
03:07Oh, yeah, we're alright.
03:08Oh, really?
03:09We talked about it, but we're still...
03:10Yeah, I feel like that could've got pretty heated.
03:12Yeah, basically we just had to try and understand where each person was coming from and he tried
03:17to get logical on me again.
03:19And I was like...
03:20Do you wanna outsmart her?
03:21Babe?
03:22And I was like, look, at the end of the day, I was pulling out all the shit things about
03:25you so she wouldn't want you.
03:26Mm.
03:27That's bad of me, I know, but I did it.
03:29Yeah.
03:30Like, I'm used to being the only woman and I didn't like that.
03:34He's someone who needs time to go over everything in his head before he can calm down and know
03:39exactly how he feels, so I'm just gonna, yeah, let him chill out.
03:42I've got a lot of pimples today, I just know.
03:45I had to look at it realistically and ultimately what she said was said through a bit of jealousy
03:52and insecurity and I don't think it's a true reflection of where her head's at.
03:56I think she responds well to me standing my ground, I'm gonna continue to do that.
03:59She doesn't want to push over, so I think that dynamic is starting to just sort of settle
04:03a bit better and we can move forward out of it.
04:06Yo, what's up?
04:08Yeah.
04:09Oh, that is a great way to leave your conversation.
04:12Sweet.
04:13I've already told you.
04:14How have I not thought of that?
04:16Yeah.
04:17It's good.
04:18Por que no piensas?
04:19Yeah, you almost can't say that but, like, it is a bit like, fuck, but you are in here,
04:23like, it's so different.
04:24Who are you calling?
04:25Oh, complete bitch, I know.
04:26What?
04:27Yes, mum, I told you that, I, I, I, I know.
04:31You're not about my commitment to shit.
04:32At least I know.
04:33I know.
04:34My man.
04:37What do you mean?
04:38I am gonna give her a second chance.
04:40Awww.
04:41Yes, I know our, your grandkids will be cute.
04:42Yes.
04:43I know our grandkids will be cute.
04:44Yes.
04:45I know our grandkids will be cute as.
04:46Yes, we're still using protection.
04:47Awww.
04:48Come on, come on.
04:49Yeah, she's right here.
04:50What?
04:51Yeah, alright, I'll go and kiss her.
04:52Awww.
04:53I'm funny Rossi.
04:54Awww, Rossi baby.
04:55Awww.
04:56Awww.
04:57Awww.
04:58It was definitely a relief to laugh about this.
05:12He's very silly and goofy and it's nice that he's breaking the ice.
05:19The fake phone call to mum was a nice little light hearted move.
05:22I don't want there to be any awkwardness.
05:24I want humour to still be a priority.
05:26That was funny.
05:27That was really good.
05:28Second chance.
05:29Awww, babe.
05:30Come here.
05:31Yes, ma'am.
05:32I am still working on the show with all the boobies and willies.
05:35No, it's not a great use of my degree, but it's an honest living.
05:38What's happening?
05:40Well, this guy Kai got naked in a bedroom with a bombshell and he's still grovelling.
05:44Mum?
05:45Mum, you there?
05:46I just want to, um...
05:50I just say I do generally don't want anyone else.
05:54I do want to, you know, to leave here.
06:01You know, on a good note and hopefully together, you know, and...
06:07I know I've fucked up and I don't want...
06:10I don't want that anymore and I know I've seen some great qualities in you,
06:16of you maturing and growing up a little bit and...
06:19Like, so I'm still now going to have to build trust on you once again.
06:24Like, I was getting there, getting there, getting there and now it's come down.
06:28Like, you got to see me being trustworthy and I just want to see you.
06:34Like, you can say what you want, you can say, yeah, you're sorry, you're sorry,
06:37you're sorry, you're not going to do it, blah, blah, you're not going to do it, whatever.
06:40But I need to see it now. Like, I need it.
06:45Like, I need you to just be a man and show me that I can trust you,
06:49just like I've done several times.
06:52You know, I know I've fucked up and whatnot, but...
06:58I do generally just want you, I do.
07:02And I don't want anyone else.
07:05That's all I want. That's generally all I want.
07:09I want to go home with you.
07:11I want to be as good as they used to be.
07:16That's exactly what I want.
07:18I just want to sit all night with you.
07:22And then this is the thing, like, am I falling back too fast into it?
07:26Cause you're always on my mind.
07:30But I actually do see my future with Kai.
07:38I just want to have a nice, simple, fun life.
07:41I can just go travelling.
07:42I can go, like, riding dirt bikes with him like we used to.
07:49I just want to do this together.
07:53I don't want to do this with anyone else.
07:55I just can't see, I just can't see myself doing shit with anyone else.
08:00You know what I mean?
08:01Like, I don't want it.
08:04I don't want it ever.
08:07I just don't want it.
08:08Even, like, coming in here, I bring myself into this,
08:11trying to use it as a way to move on from you.
08:14I thought I could run away from you.
08:17Then, obviously, you coming in here and then us finding that spark again
08:22has made me realise, like, maybe nothing actually ever didn't fade away
08:27and I always just had those feelings there for you,
08:29but I was just trying to mask them with everything.
08:32And hence why I came on here,
08:34to try and find someone else to get over you.
08:38And here we are.
08:39And then it comes sideways.
08:42I'm strolling in.
08:43What it do, baby?
08:44Daddy's home.
08:45Daddy's home.
08:46When she tells me that she does want a future with me,
08:50even though I'm a dickhead,
08:53I do want to make things right.
08:55Um, you know, I'm not a bad guy.
08:57I'm not.
08:58You've got me high, you've got me high.
09:03And all I need is you.
09:09It don't hurt no more.
09:12You just let me, let me go.
09:15I'm not coming back to your girl.
09:24Are you okay?
09:25Mm-hmm.
09:27Are you okay?
09:28Mm-hmm.
09:29There's a lot been said, there's a lot to sleep on,
09:30but cuddles on the cards for sure.
09:36I'm definitely excited to get into bed with Dylan.
09:38He gives really good cuddles,
09:39and I think we can have a little bit of pillow talk,
09:40but I don't know where his head's at,
09:42so I need to speak to him.
09:44Do you have a roster?
09:45A roster?
09:46Nah.
09:47Why are you fucking smiling like that?
09:49I don't have a roster.
09:50You're literally a Scorpio, bro.
09:52Yeah, so?
09:58What a pretty gorgeous.
10:02I just want...
10:03I just want you to be dirty...
10:04He's gonna be fine.
10:06I just want you to be dirty.
10:11Good night, guys.
10:12Love you all so much,
10:15good night.
10:16Hashtag came here for love.
10:17Down on my knees, down on my knees,
10:20yeah, brought me down, yeah.
10:22It's so hot no more.
10:24I can't feel no more.
10:28Love me or hate me, girl.
10:30Oh
11:00Hey, Mr. What you say to me
11:10Morning
11:17No, my gosh, no way, no way
11:30Hi Sean, I think you are absolutely stunning. How about joining me on a little date outside the villa Josh X
11:48The text has come through from Josh saying he wants to take Sean on a date. He thinks she's stunning
11:53He's not wrong at all. I know she's stunning mate. She's laying in a bed next to me. How do you feel?
12:00Fluttered
12:01But that's the worst thing you can say in front of Ross. Well, I am fluttered
12:05Brute awakening today with a text like that, but I'm happy about it going out on a date with Josh
12:10Oh my gosh
12:13Oh
12:15Oh
12:17Oh
12:19Oh
12:21Oh
12:23Oh
12:24Oh
12:25Hi Dylan, you look like what I'm looking for.
12:28Want to go on a date?
12:29I hope you're just excited to meet me
12:31as I am to meet you, Cody.
12:34See you guys, I'll get my suitcase packing.
12:39I'm the lucky boy today.
12:41So yeah, I'm excited to get out of the villa
12:42and see what Cody's all about.
12:45How do you feel about it, Dil?
12:46I'm flattered.
12:47I haven't been on a date yet, you know?
12:49Well, come on, mate.
12:50I'm excited.
12:51You were pumped last night when you saw her on the TV.
12:54Shut up, man.
12:56From what we see, she's a beautiful girl.
12:58Ridiculous body, exotic.
13:00She's a woman that I will go for.
13:02Sharni, go get ready, girl.
13:03Yeah, girl.
13:04Can you make me a coffee, please?
13:06Oh, my good.
13:06I'll make you coffee.
13:07I'll make you break it.
13:09So you can go on a date.
13:11And I'll send you with a packed log.
13:15Yeah, look, we had a beautiful, intimate night.
13:18We made up after movie night, and now she's
13:21getting pulled out of the villa.
13:22But I think Sharn does like me, and I like her.
13:25And so, yeah, I just hope that he's different to me
13:27in a bad way.
13:33Bro, I feel like I'm coming to this place fucking drag, drag,
13:37cried every day.
13:38And I was actually so excited to be in a couple with Dylan.
13:40He literally might not like her at all.
13:42Babe, did you see her fat ass?
13:45That does not mean he likes her.
13:51No.
13:52I'm excited.
13:52Yeah.
13:53Yeah.
13:54Be fine.
13:54Yeah.
13:55Oh, shit day.
13:55God.
13:56So what I know about Josh is, he's blonde, blue eyes,
14:01abs for days, tall, I think, and he's Irish.
14:06I was like, shit, do you know what he's talking to me?
14:09I'm just like, I don't get it.
14:10Had a good night in bed last night.
14:11So yeah, that's why I think I'm a bit confused
14:12why he hasn't spoken to me this morning.
14:13It's giving fuck, boy, times two.
14:14Yes, boys.
14:15Appreciate it, boys.
14:16Bring it in, bring it in.
14:17Let's get it.
14:34This is the first time for me having a one-on-one date outside of the villa.
14:39I've only ever been on group dates, haven't even been on a date with Ross,
14:42so I'm excited.
14:43I'm not really sure what to expect.
14:44I'm excited. I'm not really sure what to expect
14:53Quick Ross run, catch it girl. Well damn you look like a couple, what the hell?
14:58We actually look great. What you do?
15:02We're going with each other
15:04Have fun kids. Thank you. You look great. This whole time I've been in here
15:08I haven't been able to go on a date with Sian
15:11Josh has been here for zero seconds, and he's already got a date with my girl
15:25We got you
15:40Ross and Gabby cast their magic rain voodoo and it's worked
15:48Dylan, Sharon, the good news is we have umbrellas
15:50The bad news is the producers have dibs
15:53Good luck job
15:54The Irish charm, so
15:55You want some sexy asses? We got em!
15:59And our bombshells are here too
16:01I'm Josh, I'm 24, I'm originally from Ireland and I live on the Gold Coast
16:08My usual type of girl would definitely be blonde, somebody that's very family-orientated and very career-driven
16:19I'm open to definitely having a serious relationship come out of this. Always looking for a wifey
16:23I'm Cody, I'm 24, I'm from the Sunshine Coast and I'm a salon manager
16:34I normally go for someone tall, dark and handsome, fit, abs
16:40If the man of my dreams is in the villa, I will absolutely go after what I want
16:46I got that, I got that, I got that, you want that, you want that, you want that, you want that, you want that, you want that
16:49Hi!
16:50How are you doing?
16:53Hi!
16:54You look nice
16:55Oh, back at you
16:56How are you?
16:57How are you?
16:58Good, how are you?
16:59I'm Josh, pleased to meet you
17:00Nice to meet you
17:01Cheers to first date
17:02That's it
17:03Well, cheers
17:04Cheers
17:05Cheers to Love Island Experience for you
17:06Yeah, thank you, thank you for joining me
17:08Thanks for inviting me
17:09Whereabouts are you from?
17:10I'm from Adelaide, South Australia
17:11Oh yeah?
17:11Yeah, yeah
17:12You're obviously from Ireland
17:13I'm from Ireland, yeah
17:14But I live in the Gold Coast and I've lived there for 14 years
17:1714 years?
17:18Yeah, so I've been
17:19Because your accent isn't really strong
17:20No, it wouldn't be super doing much
17:21No
17:21Love that you're Irish
17:22So where's it, you're from?
17:23Sunshine Coast
17:24Sunshine Coast
17:25Yeah
17:26But funny enough, I'm actually moving to Goldie in two, three months
17:29Oh, that'll be good
17:30Nothing close to me
17:31Yeah, I know, maybe it's supposed to happen
17:33That's perfect, no, I love it
17:35What age are you?
17:36I tried to do my research
17:36I'm 24
17:3724, yeah
17:38How old are you?
17:3826
17:3926, yeah
17:40I turned 25 next month
17:42Damn, you're, oh yeah, I'm Scorpio
17:44I am Scorpio
17:44Are you?
17:45Yeah
17:45Yeah
17:46What's that mean?
17:46I'm a bit, I've probably got the Scorpio sass
17:49Yeah, sass
17:50Stubborn
17:51Yeah, fiery
17:51Yeah, stubborn
17:52I'm really stubborn
17:53Yeah
17:54One of us is going to have to sacrifice
17:57What do you do for work?
18:01I'm a dermal therapist
18:02So I manage the clinic that I work at as well
18:04I've been doing that now for like five years
18:06Oh yeah
18:06What about you?
18:07I'm a civil construction worker
18:09Oh yeah
18:09Do you want to always do that?
18:11You're happy, like, love it?
18:12I wouldn't say I love it
18:13I would look to maybe like start renovating houses and that full time
18:16Really?
18:17Like own business or?
18:18Yeah, so I bought my first house there last year
18:20So I'm in the middle of renovating it at the moment
18:22So I got a bit of help
18:23My mum's an interior designer
18:24So
18:24Ah, me mum, I like that
18:26Me mum
18:26While Sian laughs up a storm with Josh
18:34Ross waits patiently
18:35At least they had a good chat before she went on her date
18:39Didn't chat before she went on her date
18:40No, I didn't get to, bro
18:41Yeah
18:42She left without, like, a hug or a kiss
18:44That was a bit cold
18:46I'm not over thinking that
18:48But this is definitely going to be another little test
18:50Yeah
18:51Can you see her doing like what Gabby would have done on that date?
18:54Kind of going and being flirty
18:55And then come back and just being like, you know, it wasn't flirty
18:57I would, I actually wouldn't have a problem if she was flirty
18:59Yeah
19:00I'm not like Gabby in that respect
19:02I definitely don't do tit for tat
19:03I don't do double standards
19:04Flirty's just a part of conversation, I think
19:06I think, dude, when you're on a date with someone
19:08You can't not be
19:08No
19:09You look stupid
19:10If I saw a video of her flirting with him on the date
19:12I'd be like, so?
19:13So I'm not concerned about that
19:14I think, um, he's Irish
19:16He's tall, strong
19:18He might be a tradie
19:19Like, she's into that
19:20Like, I think she thinks that's really hot
19:22But it's tough
19:23I mean, the DJ kind of just turns her off a little bit
19:25Not turns her off
19:27But I'm sure if she could choose between
19:28DJing and tradie
19:30Ross being a chippy or Ross being a DJ
19:32She'd choose Ross being a chippy, you know
19:34I do feel confident that Sian's head isn't going to turn
19:36I'd never say never
19:38If he turns out to be some tradie
19:41Rugged builder or something like that
19:43That would be more appealing than a DJ
19:45No doubt
19:46I'm hoping that you'll stay
19:48Yeah, even if it's for tonight
19:50Oh, I love food
19:54Same
19:54And I'm a big fan of cheese
19:56No, I'm just not a massive fan of eating cheese when it's raw
19:59Raw?
20:01Raw
20:01So, all cheese
20:03You like a melted?
20:04Yeah, it has to be melted
20:05And this is good cheese, so you aren't missing out
20:06Okay, all cheese except halloumi
20:08But that tastes like rubbery ass anyway
20:10Um, and how are you in the villa?
20:13Are you...
20:13At the moment I'm in a really strong couple
20:15I'll be completely honest
20:16Yeah
20:16Um, his name is Ross
20:17Yeah
20:18Um, we were coupled up on day one
20:20We're honestly, like, I've got a really strong connection
20:22Yeah, that's good
20:23Um, I do really like him
20:25Yeah
20:25I can see it working outside the villa
20:26Nice
20:27But like, I think you're super handsome
20:28Thank you very much
20:29You have an amazing personality
20:31Gorgeous eyes
20:32Like, you're a gorgeous man
20:33Thank you
20:33And there's only a few really strong couples
20:35Yeah, okay
20:36So I think there's definitely people who would love to get to know you
20:39Yeah
20:39I look forward to it
20:39I'm super excited
20:40I'm excited
20:41Yeah, I think everyone will love you
20:43Yeah, Sharon is having fun
20:45But I'm sure it's not what it looks like
20:47And yeah, Kai and Jan are having fun
20:49But I'm sure it's not what it looks like
20:51I can't wait for the future
20:52And what the future holds of me and you
20:55I think this experience has helped us change
20:56We can merge our lives back together and have fun again
21:00Can't wait, yeah
21:01I'm actually keen to do heaps of shit with you
21:03Today was the first day where I'm like
21:04Okay, all the Jocelyn drama behind us
21:07I can, like, hang out with Dylan
21:08Yeah
21:09And now it's like
21:10Now Dylan's gone
21:11And I'm just like
21:12But he didn't, like, say anything about how he's feeling
21:18Or how he feels with you
21:19Or
21:20We spoke for hours last night
21:21And, like, it was really good
21:22And then, but then, like, and Betty's, like, so touchy
21:25And, like, all that shit
21:26So I'm, like, confused
21:27He needs to lay it out
21:28I think he needs to just tell you
21:29Yeah
21:31Yeah, I 100% like Dylan
21:33But I also have my walls up
21:36Because of everything that happened with Jocelyn
21:37When he left the villa
21:38Because he's not been here for that long
21:40You want to spend as much time as you can getting to know him
21:42Yeah, and now I'm like, oh, there's going to be another girl
21:45That's going to want him
21:45That doesn't mean he wants her
21:47Yeah, Gabby's in strife
21:49Dil keeps his cards very close to his chest
21:51Yeah, and I also don't think Dylan likes that big personality, though
21:54It's not suited to him
21:55Yeah, if I was Gabby, I'd be a touch concerned
21:57Dylan may turn his head
21:59So, what is it that's about you to villa?
22:02What's your normal go-to type?
22:04My go-to type is definitely someone like you
22:06Definitely tall, dark and handsome
22:08Really good style
22:10You've got really good style
22:11Yeah, thank you
22:11Yeah, no, that's okay
22:12I just want to have someone that's, like, fun
22:15That I can have fun with
22:16But, like, also be able to have, like, deep conversations with
22:19And have the, like, emotional intelligence
22:21To be able to hold those conversations
22:22That's huge for me
22:23Yeah
22:23It's so rare
22:25It is so rare, unfortunately
22:26Like, someone could be it
22:27And then it's just
22:28They're like, and I'm like, fuck, man
22:29Yeah, how has the villa been?
22:31Interesting for me
22:32Because I came in
22:33Straight into Hotel Amore
22:34I had to pick a girl
22:35That I wanted to bring
22:36Okay
22:36But it turned out her ex was in the villa
22:38So I'm done with being in triangles and stuff
22:41Yeah, fair
22:42So then I came back into the villa
22:43And, um, hasn't really been anyone that
22:47No
22:47I'm not going to go for
22:48Not really fancy anyone?
22:49No, I'm not going to go for something
22:50Oh, that's good for me
22:52On the outside
22:52But, yeah, I'm not going to go for someone that
22:54I wouldn't on the outside, so
22:56Take every little piece and part of it
22:59I've been praying
23:00And I think my prayers may have been answered
23:02Coming up
23:12I can see clearly that
23:13The best smile in the villa is
23:15It bombs away
23:18And they're here to play
23:21It's giving fuckboy 2.0
23:26Aw, two cute birds roaming around the Spanish countryside in the rain
23:43With nothing but a pair of hairy asses for company
23:46Sounds about right
23:47Hey, donkey
23:47Come on, man
23:48Hey, donkey
23:49The islanders have about three minutes before farmer Juan boots them off his land for trespassing
23:54So say goodbye to the donkeys
23:56Handsome boys
23:57Or they could be girls
23:58Hey, donkeys, what's your pronouns?
24:01Hee-haw!
24:18How do you guys actually think the dates went?
24:21I don't know
24:22I think Sharon's pretty locked in
24:24I don't think her head's gone anyway
24:25Yeah
24:25But then I feel like
24:27They might have found somebody
24:28That's just like her type
24:29Like, you're going to have a really good chat
24:32Just sort of
24:33I am very curious to hear how Sharon's went though
24:40See what happened
24:40See how he is
24:41See what he's like
24:41You nervy?
24:43I'm not nervous, nah
24:44I reckon you're talking shit, mate
24:46What about Dylan?
24:51Mans was keen to go on a date with this girl
24:54He was
24:55He was
24:55He was keen
24:55Yeah
24:56And it's giving him disrespectful
24:57How do you feel about him?
25:00Oh, like, I like Dylan
25:01Like, you know
25:01Like, I'm not going to fucking beg for a man
25:03Like, he's not going to tell me twice that he's interested in another girl
25:06Like, that's all good
25:07Yeah
25:07Right now I'm definitely overthinking
25:09I'm just like second guessing everything I have with Dylan
25:12I just feel like my feelings are literally a ping pong ball
25:17And they're just being ping pong, ping pong
25:21And I'm just up and down
25:22I'm like, oh my god
25:22I just wanted to see Dylan
25:25I'll be like to my friend, okay
25:26Boyfriend number three
25:27I'll be like, boyfriend number three
25:29Did it break?
25:32Yep
25:32Oh my god
25:33Bad luck for seven years
25:36You just broke a mirror, bitch
25:37Touch the wood right now
25:39I don't get bad luck
25:42I've been running for way too long
25:48Roscoe, if she's holding his hand, how are you going to feel?
25:52Yeah, if they're holding hands, I'll be like, oh, fuck
25:54Can't really control it, can we?
25:55It's what it is
25:56Yeah, you've been there
25:57In these moments, your brain is just spiralling
25:59And it's expecting the worst
26:01So I'm kind of just wanting to approach this as level-headed as possible
26:04Oh, yeah
26:06Oh, yeah
26:08Oh, yeah
26:08Oh, yeah
26:09Oh, yeah
26:09Oh, yeah
26:10They're both
26:11They're holding hands
26:11They're holding hands
26:13They're holding hands
26:14They're holding hands
26:15Oh, my god
26:16They're holding hands
26:17I see that Sian and Josh are holding hands
26:20And my stomach drops
26:20Shit
26:21Bro, I cannot catch a break
26:24I hate Dylan, boys
26:25Shani, I miss you so much
26:26Hello there, mate
26:27Not too Irish, man
26:28You can let go of the hands now, guys
26:30The 5% of anxiety that I had initially has now gone to 20% anxiety
26:3540% I'm just like, oh, hang on
26:37I could be in trouble here
26:38How are you doing, Isla?
26:40Hi
26:41Oh, you guys are great
26:44I'm into it, sorry
26:46Hey, Dylan walks upstairs, he gives me a hug first
26:49No, that's not reassuring
26:50Like, let's not get confused with the bare minimum
26:52How are you doing?
26:54Wow, you look great
26:55Look how are you girls?
26:56Nice to meet you, I'm Samara
26:59Nice to meet you, I'm Samara
26:59Nice to meet you
27:00Yeah, good
27:01Josh, how are you, I'm Samara
27:03Nice to meet you
27:04Josh is pretty hot
27:05I feel like he looks even hotter than he did on his video at movie night
27:08So, I do find him very attractive off the bat
27:11Girls, should we have a date, please?
27:13Yes, I am
27:14So, Charles, how are you doing?
27:20It was good, man
27:22It was good
27:22It was a cute little date
27:25Had a bit of a chat first
27:27And got to know each other a bit
27:29Lovely girl
27:29But she was saying that she was pretty closed off with, I'm not sure who it is, are you?
27:34Yeah, there you go
27:35Yeah, she was saying she was pretty happy in her couple and, yeah, it was a really good date, like, in a friendship way for sure
27:43That was so reassuring to hear that
27:45And all my anxieties just went, woof
27:47Like, I was like, okay, cool, just need to hear that, I'm sweet
27:50Who do you think are in here that you'll have your eyes on?
27:54Probably, is it Yana, I think, was the first one to say hello to me
27:58And Emma, I think, as well, also probably caught my eye a little bit
28:03Get it done
28:04Hell yeah
28:04Yeah, I'd get the ground and below, you'll get a lot of work to do, folks
28:08Tell us about yourself, what you're doing here, like, exes
28:16What's your time?
28:17What do you want to know?
28:19A real question, who do you have eyes on?
28:21Well, I don't know
28:21I imagine it's probably Dylan, right?
28:23Well, yeah, like, to start with, absolutely Dylan
28:26Yeah, absolutely
28:27But I'm keen to get to know everyone
28:29Yeah
28:29Yeah, I'm big on personality
28:30If someone can, like, make me laugh
28:32Yeah
28:32And just, like, feel comfortable and, like, everything like that
28:35Oh, shit
28:35Oh, no
28:36Oh, no
28:37That's me
28:37That's me
28:38Meek's got a big personality
28:40He's also been with every bombshell that's walked in the door
28:43I just asked, knowing you
28:45At least he's being funny about it
28:48How do you feel about Dylan?
28:51Yeah, our chat was really good
28:53Our chat was really good
28:54It just flowed
28:54It was just really easy
28:56Yeah, he's a nice guy
28:56So that's obviously, like, attractive
28:58Like, the fact that, like, our chat was easy
29:00Obviously, I find him attractive
29:01Like, yeah, so it went well
29:03It went really well
29:04Yeah
29:05That's good
29:05Yeah
29:06I mean, I can read a girl
29:08Yeah, she's got eyes for Dylan
29:10100%
29:11How was your date?
29:13Yeah
29:13My date was good, you know
29:15Um
29:16I don't know yet
29:17Yeah
29:18No, I don't know yet
29:21Tell me
29:22Yeah, obviously, she's an insane-looking chick
29:25Um, she's very bubbly and very confident
29:27But she has that, like, cheeky side to her as well
29:29She's tiny
29:30Yeah, little pocket rocket, eh?
29:32I love it
29:33I've seen her, like, walk up towards the day
29:37And I was like, yeah
29:37I could just pick her up and just take her home, to be honest
29:41Yeah, yeah
29:42Put her in your pocket
29:43Yeah
29:43Yeah, she's good
29:44You can tell by Cody's energy, like, she's a woman
29:47And she's mature, and I like that
29:49I said from the very start
29:50If there's someone that's my type and I'm interested in, I'm gonna go for it
29:54Straight off the bat
29:56They're so much better in real life
30:01Yeah, they both do
30:02The video did not do it
30:03And she's super friendly
30:04She's holding her cards, like, close to her chest
30:07But she likes doing, you can tell
30:08Yeah
30:09I don't know
30:09Well, she didn't get to know anyone
30:11Yeah
30:11Early days
30:13You never know
30:13I'm giving Dylan one conversation to speak to me
30:16Tell me how his date was
30:17And how he's feeling about me
30:18I'm not second option
30:19I'm sick of time wasters in here
30:23No, no kisses, nothing?
30:25Nah, nah, nah
30:26Nah, you know me
30:28Keep respect for him
30:29Yeah, yeah, yeah
30:29Okay, good man, good man
30:31I think you know when I'm interested in someone
30:35Because I get all giddy
30:36And I can't stop smiling
30:38Trouble
30:40Definitely trouble
30:42Tell me can you keep a secret
30:53Keep it quiet
30:54We don't need to be deceiving
30:57Keep it quiet
30:59Poem time
31:01Two bombshells sneak off for a chat
31:03Will Gabby think Dylan's a rat?
31:05Ross and Sian hugging madly
31:07As Josh watches sadly
31:09Can someone get Dylan's hard hat?
31:11You know, because the chance of Gabby dropping something on Dylan's head from the balcony is low
31:15But never say never
31:16How good?
31:17Yeah, she'll be alright
31:18Oh, damn
31:19How you feeling?
31:21I'm feeling good
31:21I'm feeling good
31:22How you feeling?
31:24Good
31:24Yeah?
31:25I'm good
31:25Yeah
31:25How was your first day?
31:27Yeah, a lot
31:28Yeah
31:29It's a lot
31:30But, nah, I feel like I'll adjust well
31:32Yeah
31:32As long as the girls have been nice, that's half the boat
31:34Yeah, nah, I think it'll be fine
31:36How you feeling?
31:37Yeah, good
31:38What are you saying?
31:39Lings?
31:39Dylan's just like what a straight for child
31:40Like, he's still going to have a conversation to chat
31:43Yeah
31:43What?
31:44I'm just like, I'm just like, I can't just like switch my emotions up and down like this
31:56I'm sick of time wastes in here, I want to speak to Dylan, he needs to tell me how he's feeling
32:10I need answers, do you like me? Yes or no?
32:14I'm very, yeah, do my own thing, so like I think like
32:16I got a text
32:20Oh
32:20Cody got a text
32:24Cody
32:25Islanders, truce will be told and eyes will be opened in tonight's game
32:34I can see clearly, hashtag say it with your chest, hashtag should have gone to Specsavers
32:40Oh
32:41Uh-oh
32:43It's going to definitely get spicy
32:49I tell you what, cameraman Steve should have gone
32:55Not to Specsavers, can we keep one shot in focus for five seconds Steve? Thank you
33:00Okay, it's a brand new challenge but I'm bursting for a tea
33:04So let's get another incredibly sexy Irishman to explain the rules
33:09In tonight's game you will take turns to pick a paddle, on each paddle is a statement
33:13If it's positive paddle, you must kiss your pick, if it's a negative paddle, you must pat your pick on the head
33:19Islanders, let's play I can see clearly
33:22I can see clearly that the funniest Islander is
33:31Oh, come on, who is it?
33:34I'm just not sure
33:43I'm just not sure
33:45I'm just not sure
33:46I'm not you
33:47She genuinely finds me funny, I'm very glad that that's the case
33:52I knew the kiss was going to be something, so yeah, we put on a show
34:03Gotta show those new bombs how we do it in here
34:05I can see clearly that the Islander with the best hair is...
34:10Good boy
34:12Good boy
34:13Oh shit
34:15Yay!
34:19Picking Gabby for the best hair, I just wanted to see what all that was about
34:24Ooh!
34:25Ooh!
34:26Ooh!
34:27Ooh!
34:28Get it!
34:29Oh yeah!
34:31Kiss with Gabby was great, definitely took me by surprise, but Jenna, it was a really good kiss
34:37I can see clearly that the Islander, who is the best girlfriend material, is...
34:48Could be anyone, really
34:50Yeah
34:55Awwww
34:57That's crazy work, bro
34:59Come on, what the fuck?
35:00This man has been telling me every single day that I was the only person here he saw himself with
35:05And the second it comes to a challenge, he's like, actually, no
35:10Little nice back, little nice back, out of respect
35:13You're already being disrespectful, so...
35:16You've already dropped the ball here
35:23Babe, you literally ended things
35:25I feel like I literally can't win with Tamara
35:27Ah
35:29Ass, fat, slim, thick, no tummies
35:30Yeah
35:31I can see clearly that the best kisser in the villa is...
35:36Ooh!
35:37Ooh!
35:38Ooh!
35:39Ooh!
35:40Ooh!
35:41Honestly, he was one of the first people, if not the first person I kissed in here
35:44And I do remember him being a really good kiss, so I kinda just wanted to try it again
35:48She likes a bit of tea
35:49She likes a bit of tea
35:55Ooh!
35:56Ooh!
35:57Okay
35:58Yeah
35:59If she wants to pick Luna Park for her best kisser, she's more than welcome to
36:04Fuck me, that was ruthless
36:06I can see clearly that the best smile in the villa is...
36:11Come on boys, smile for me
36:13Yeah
36:19Shit!
36:20I'm gonna go tell her
36:22I'm gonna go, tell her
36:23I'm gonna go tell her
36:26How do you pick Dylan for a kiss?
36:27Am I surprised?
36:28No
36:29Hey!
36:30Oh
36:31Oh!
36:32Oh!
36:33Oh!
36:34Oh!
36:35There we go again
36:37Oh!
36:38Wow
36:39It was good to test the waters, that's for sure
36:45I can see clearly that the best kisser in the villa is
36:51The tongue
36:57I mean, I'm a tongue kisser. He's a real big tongue kisser and together. It's just like
37:02We're in the ocean though. We can see the song now
37:09I think Gabby was marking her territory
37:23But I mean I don't blame her I can see clearly that the most two-faced islander is
37:39I have no idea, but I was kind of thinking Sean, but I didn't want to start any drama
37:46Give us a tap
37:50I don't give a rat what the fucking cards or paddles say like it doesn't change anything for me
37:54Oh, whatever yada yada seen it all headed off. I
37:59Can see clearly that the hottest bomb in the villa is
38:09Oh
38:11It's bomb
38:13What's with the pretending to think bro?
38:23Dick move it's giving fuck boy 2.0
38:26Dylan told me he's coming here for redemption to go from the villain from last season to the nice guy this season
38:42Babes absolute bullshit. I smell bullshit
38:56Falling down
39:08I can see clearly is in full swing and everyone's having a good time
39:12Cody's settled right in and is already making fun of the Islanders here she is doing an impression of Kai and Jana in bed
39:19Oh
39:21Next up to pick a paddle is new bomb Josh. I can see clearly that I can kiss anybody I want right now
39:43It's definitely very flattering for Josh to pick me as the person that he wanted to kiss the most
39:48He's got that confidence. He walked up put his hand out. Love that
39:51What you need is right here
39:52Right here
39:53Oh
39:54Oh
39:55Oh
39:56I'm into that
39:57Oh
39:58Oh my penis is doubling
40:00Oh my penis is doubling
40:02Tamara was just all in. She didn't really care
40:04Get it baby
40:05Hell yeah
40:06Hell yeah
40:07Her kiss was quite deadly now in fairness. She definitely took me by surprise
40:10Oh
40:11Super
40:12Oh
40:13He's a really good kisser and he's so tall
40:15Yeah, he was like making me feel small. So yeah, that was really nice
40:19I
40:20Can see clearly that the Islander with the best banter is
40:31High-five Mateo hot. I think I just wanted to kiss him to see what the kiss would be like
40:35I'm a firefighter, I'm a firefighter, I'm a firefighter, I'm a firefighter with fire
40:40I'm a firefighter, I'm a firefighter, I'm a firefighter with fire
40:44Wow
40:45Wow
40:46Wow
40:46Yeah, it got pretty steamy
40:48Thank you, miss
40:52Thank you
40:53That was a really good kiss. I'm not gonna lie
40:55Jesus
40:57Mateo hot. He was like number two on my list. He holds himself well, which is really nice
41:02I would have mind some more kisses
41:06I can see clearly that the hottest bombshell is
41:12Everyone's a bombshell here. Yeah, it's a lot of bombshells in here to be fair
41:20I'm thinking Josh is the hottest bombshell because he's fresh me. He's tall. He's got beautiful blue eyes
41:27Make it good too
41:29That was a good kiss. Really, really, really good
41:44Josh is a nice guy, but no competition
41:47I can see clearly that the mo- wait, sorry
41:51The-
41:53Wait, what?
41:54She can't see clearly
41:56Wait, what?
41:57She didn't go to specs over
41:58Sorry guys, like me
41:59Okay
42:01Okay, wait
42:01The islander who gives the most main character energy is
42:05Ohhhh
42:06Oh, well, can I kiss myself?
42:08Hey
42:09Hey
42:10Oh my god, I don't know who to pick like actually
42:12This is kinda but like actually
42:16I feel like T
42:17Yeah
42:18Ohhhh
42:23Babe, how are you gonna reach me?
42:25How are you gonna reach me?
42:27I'm literally up here
42:28Wait, what are you hitting?
42:30She's like this is my good side actually
42:32The fact that Gabby picked me as being a main character is insane because Gabby is the main character so I will absolutely take that title from her everyday
42:42Ohhhh
42:48Two fierce, fiery women going at it
42:50It's kinda hot, I can't lie
43:00There's definitely worse things to be watching, that's for sure
43:03I can see clearly that the hottest blonde in the villa is
43:07Ohhhh
43:08It's obviously rascal
43:09Ooh Emma
43:14Right, how many have you already kissed?
43:17Josh goes again with Emma
43:19Oh
43:20Damn
43:27Just going off that first vibe I definitely wanted to have a bit of a second taste
43:39Would I be mad if he kissed me for a third time? Definitely not
43:43I can see clearly that the most dramatic Islander is
43:47Oh
43:48Oh
43:49Oh
43:50Oh
43:51Oh
43:52Oh
43:53Oh
43:54Oh
43:55Oh
43:56Oh
43:57Oh
43:58Oh
43:59Oh
44:00Oh
44:01Oh
44:02Oh
44:03Oh
44:04Oh
44:05Oh
44:06Come on, how can you not pick Gabby? She owns it though, she owns it
44:08I wear Drama Queen with pride, especially with Dylan, he told me he likes drama, so I'll give it to you doll
44:16I can see clearly that the fakest Islander is
44:24Kiss the most fake Islander?
44:26Ahh
44:27Mmm
44:28Oh
44:29Oh
44:31Yeah
44:32Oh
44:33Yeah
44:36Oh
44:37Oh
44:38Oh
44:39Oh
44:40Yeah
44:41Oh
44:42Oh
44:43Oh
44:44Oh
44:45It's a get back at me, it's fine, I understand it
44:48Oh
44:49Squash the beef, move on, kiss it all away.
44:58I can definitely say there was no sparks flying around.
45:07If I kissed her man, babe, it would have been a volcano.
45:13The double standards are unreal.
45:19I'm not even caring about how Jade feels
45:22because what she put me through when she came in.
45:25Babes, this is your karma.
45:33Karma's a bitch and her name's Gabby McCarthy.
45:42Skipping icon.
45:42I can see clearly that the most dramatic islander is.
45:51Well, pat yourself.
45:54I'm a bit dramatic, yeah, so I'll give her that.
45:56Love you, baby.
45:58Love you.
45:59That's why we love you, Gab.
46:02I just wear my heart on my sleeve.
46:04Yeah.
46:05At this point, someone get me a crown.
46:08Drama queen.
46:09I can see clearly that the most toxic islander is.
46:23Don't look at me.
46:26Love you, girl, but this was me.
46:29Jake taking me as toxic?
46:31I mean, babe, it takes toxic to know toxic.
46:33You've been here for a couple of days, babe.
46:37You don't know anything about me.
46:40I mean, I haven't been toxic
46:41since you stepped through the doors, so...
46:44Still valid, though.
46:47Mate, like, you're pushing 30.
46:49Fuck off.
46:51OK, well done.
46:52You know my age.
46:54No, you just admitted to being toxic.
46:55That's not a stab at you.
46:56You just admitted to being toxic.
46:57Yeah, but you always got a yappy-yappy
46:59in the background.
47:00Anything to do with me?
47:02Yeah.
47:03Don't say that you're the main character
47:05if you can't handle a few cheeky comments here and there.
47:08Kill me for a friend.
47:08I love islander fishing daddy.
47:11Respectfully, if you're 28 years old,
47:12shut your fucking mouth.
47:18I can see clearly that the islander
47:20who should be dumb next is.
47:22This is you.
47:24This is you.
47:24I love it.
47:26Well, I like this one.
47:26You know I like this.
47:28Tooth it up, it.
47:29I know she's fun.
47:41I know she's a Kardashian.
47:44From Timu.
47:47But I think you've got to go packing, Gabs.
47:52There's a reason there, though.
47:54Why?
47:54What's the reason?
47:55Well, I believe Dylan may be interested somewhere else.
47:58Yeah, OK, get it.
47:59So then you would have no connections in the villa, I believe.
48:05Thanks, guys.
48:08Mixed justification is just bullshit.
48:10I don't even want to listen to this man right now.
48:14Oh, well, good game, eh?
48:15This is what you've got to do.
48:18MUSIC PLAYS
48:36Another fun challenge draws to a close.
48:38Dylan, you had fun, didn't you?
48:40No? Uh, Kai? Fun? No, not so much, OK.
48:44Gabby, never mind. Mick, you're up.
48:46No.
48:48I still love you, Gabby.
48:50Gabs, Gabs, I love you.
48:54Aw, don't be off me.
48:56Same, Gabs, I love you too.
49:02Bad news, you don't want to get in Gabby's bad side.
49:04You've seen what's happened in the past,
49:06so we do not need another cyclone tonight.
49:08I think the thing for Gabby is,
49:10I think she just doesn't like the idea of, like,
49:12people poking fun at her.
49:14But, sometimes, you just gotta embrace that.
49:16Everyone laughs.
49:18Who cares?
49:20I'm dying.
49:22After this game, I'm literally upset with absolutely everyone.
49:28No one defended me, and I think everyone's a fake in here.
49:34I have a little ride.
49:36Riding.
49:38I'm back.
49:40I'm riding.
49:41I'm riding.
49:42I'm riding.
49:43I'm riding.
49:44Let's see you.
49:45Oh!
49:47Ooh!
49:48I've got a little ride.
49:49Riding.
49:50I have a remorse, it's a choice, but still
49:58Ooh, that's a little ride
50:02Riding
50:03I'm riding, I'm riding
50:05Can you see it here?
50:12That's fun
50:12Can you see clearly now?
50:14I can see clearly
50:15See all clearly
50:17Hopefully I'm not in more shit
50:19I just felt like
50:21You know, the game was
50:22Just got happy families
50:23The game was made to stir
50:25But I think everyone knows there's no hard feelings
50:27That fire pit man has a way of fucking
50:44Bringing up
50:44Just bubbling up emotions
50:46That just happened
50:46Dude, a lot of shit
50:48How was all of that for you?
50:50Yeah, yeah, it was actually alright
50:52Like, I mean
50:53Give me all your thoughts and your feelings
50:56I want to hear it all
50:56Well, obviously my kiss with Dylan was really nice
51:00Yeah, we could say
51:01Yeah, yeah
51:01It was just like
51:02Yeah
51:03Yeah, no, it was really good
51:05Obviously, you don't want to be upsetting Gabby
51:07Yeah
51:08I don't know if I've upset her
51:10Or if it's more the other comments that were made
51:12Don't, don't stress about people's feelings
51:15Like, because, like, why'd you come all the way over here?
51:18Well, that's here
51:18If you're gonna be like, oh, I don't want to do this
51:21Yeah
51:21Yeah
51:22Oh my god, how was that?
51:24How are you feeling?
51:26Yeah, not too bad
51:27Like, I obviously don't want to upset anyone
51:29But, like, it is what it is
51:31Yeah
51:32Yeah, well, that's it
51:33That's what I was, like, thinking
51:35Yeah
51:35With you girls
51:36Like, I'm like, oh, if anyone knows, you girls will
51:39Yeah
51:39Definitely
51:39Yeah, Dylan and Gabby have only really been together for a few days
51:44Obviously, she's gonna be upset regardless
51:47Like, she's upset now
51:48Yeah
51:48You know what I mean?
51:49Yeah
51:49So she's gonna be upset regardless
51:51Like, I understand, like, I've come in here
51:53I've kissed the guy that she's, you know, coupled up with
51:56I've taken him on a date
51:57Yeah, but you're not
51:58Yeah, well, that's you
51:59Like, if you're not gonna do that
52:01Yeah
52:02Why are you, like, yeah
52:03Exactly
52:03Yeah
52:04So I'm definitely, definitely keen to just, yeah
52:07Yeah
52:07Yeah
52:08You do what you feel like you need to do
52:10Yeah
52:11Yeah
52:11Yeah
52:12Thank you girls
52:12It's not Friend Island, it's Love Island
52:15So I think Cody should be going for who she wants
52:19As long as it's not Jotham
52:21That was fun, wasn't it?
52:24Actually it was, you know
52:25That was my favourite one
52:26How's the kisses?
52:28You okay, babe?
52:29No, like
52:30I think I actually want to leave at this point
52:36No, no, no, no, no
52:37No, no, no, no
52:38Not happening
52:39No
52:39I don't want to be near Dylan
52:41I don't want to be sharing a bed with anyone
52:43You don't have to share a bed with anyone, baby
52:44They're literally all playing in my fucking face
52:46And I'm not going to tolerate this
52:48I don't want to be in a, I don't want to be in a couple with a man
52:51Where he's kissing another girl saying like
52:53Yeah, she's the hotter bombshell
52:54I don't want another fucking day
52:57Of being made out to be fucking crazy
52:59Like everyone's in their couples
53:02Dylan obviously doesn't like me
53:04So I just feel embarrassed about the whole situation
53:08For like getting with him and like all that
53:10And I'm just like
53:14I know I have a big personality
53:17But at the end of the day
53:17Like I'm just a sensitive person
53:19Like
53:20Why am I even here?
53:27Everyone's got their fucking connections
53:28Why am I here?
53:30There's nothing here for me anymore
53:31Like I want you guys to have a great experience
53:33There's no new couples
53:34I want to go home
53:35Like I want to fucking leave
53:37Girl do you think there's something here for me
53:38That I want to go
53:39I'm leaving
53:40Like I don't want to be here
53:42Trust me
53:43Trust me
53:44No you haven't been
53:45Like it's just embarrassing
53:46Sitting down there
53:47And having everyone fucking say all that shit
53:49Like
53:49I knew this was going to happen
53:51I don't want to be here
53:52Like I want to fucking go
53:53Like I want to go right now
53:55Like I just don't know what to do
53:59At this point
53:59At the end of the day
54:07Like I'm just a girl
54:08With fucking feelings
54:09And I just feel so embarrassed
54:11Like I literally just want to get out of here
54:13Away from everyone
54:14It all ends now
54:19I can see clearly
54:24That Gabby isn't happy
54:25Which means next time
54:27Nobody will be
54:28Next time
54:31All you guys have made me out to be crazy
54:34Toxic
54:34All this shit
54:35Gabby goes off
54:37I'm 21 years old
54:39You're 28
54:40You're 27
54:41What have I done?
54:41I'm just saying
54:42All of you
54:43Like I actually feel like I'm going insane
54:45Kai surprises
54:48I know what I want now
54:50And that's you
54:51And on that note
54:52Oh babe
54:54The bombs steal
55:00The boy that I would like to couple up with is
55:02The girl I would like to couple up with is
55:05And Sophie Sophie's
55:08Not going to lie
55:09We find ourselves in a little bit of a pickle
55:11Tonight
55:12Somebody must go
55:14What's up with is
55:16The girl I would like to come to be
55:17I don't know
55:18I'm a kid
55:18I'm a kid
55:19I've been a kid
55:20I was a kid
55:20I've been a kid
55:20I've been a kid
55:20I've been a kid
55:21I've been a kid
55:21I've been a kid
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