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00:00A soul-filled youth will not perish so easily.
00:09The Genpachi anime is already on episode 9.
00:12Isn't it about time we start saying we're entering the final chapter?
00:15Hey, you're eating something!
00:21So, the school festival is coming up soon.
00:25Our class is making a movie, so we're holding auditions for the heroine.
00:28I'm the director, Genpachi.
00:31I'm the assistant director, Shinpachi.
00:34I'm assistant director number two, Yamazaki.
00:37Wait, why are we the assistant directors on this?
00:39Because you're both playing the plain old duo.
00:41Who are you calling the plain old duo?
00:43Just go on and start the audition.
00:45Alright, I'm on it.
00:47Okay, let's start the auditions from the left, please.
00:50Entry number 1159.
00:52I'm Rachel Zegler.
00:54My favorite foods are pickled seaweed and octopus-shaped sausages.
00:57You better remember that.
00:58Thank you so much.
01:00Hey!
01:00I haven't even done anything yet!
01:02You should judge me after you see my acting!
01:04Fine, fine, if you insist.
01:06Give me a scene confessing your love to your childhood friend.
01:09Try it with Shinpachi.
01:10What?
01:11Ready?
01:12Action!
01:13I'm sorry for calling you out here.
01:16The thing is...
01:17There's something I just have to tell you.
01:20The truth is I...
01:22I have to tell you that...
01:23Ow!
01:25Ow!
01:26Why are you punching me?
01:27You had a nose hair sticking out so I was trying to cut it!
01:30What kind of trimmer is that?
01:31Thank you very much.
01:33Hey, cue card guy, do your job.
01:34She won't be able to read it.
01:36Uh, yes!
01:37Okay, next!
01:38Entry number two.
01:40I am Catherine.
01:41And my favorite character is Joker.
01:43Not clown, Joker.
01:45Alright, do the same thing as before then.
01:47Ready, action!
01:50I'm sorry for calling you out here.
01:52The thing is...
01:53There's something I just have to tell you.
01:56And the truth is...
01:58Hey, Jew.
01:59Hand over your wallet.
02:00What?
02:01I'm out for press money on June!
02:03Now jump!
02:04Jump for me!
02:04Hey now!
02:05Why's the heroin mugging people?
02:07You are just kind of gross.
02:08But that's just insulting!
02:10Thank you very much.
02:11Next actor, please.
02:13Oh, is that me?
02:14I have no confidence in my acting.
02:16Fine, then you can go.
02:18I'm so sorry for calling you out.
02:19Hey, don't just start the scene on your own!
02:22The thing is...
02:23There's something I've really been wanting to tell you.
02:26The truth of it all is...
02:28I have to tell you I love...
02:30Thank you very much.
02:38That concludes the auditions, everyone.
02:40Hold on, Mr. Kapachi.
02:41There's one more.
02:43Entry number four.
02:44Katsura, who will be performing stand-up.
02:48Hello there, I'm Katsura.
02:50And together we are...
02:52One, two...
02:53Thank you so much.
02:54Mr. Kapachi, but I haven't even started my set!
02:56That's not the problem here.
02:58But doing stand-up comedy at a heroin audition, that's the really funny part of the bit!
03:02Then go and audition for a comedy show.
03:05And be sure to get your pride crushed while you're at it.
03:08Do I even need to be here?
03:09All right, time to announce the results.
03:12After a fair and thorough audition process, the heroine will be...
03:16Our very own Eglina.
03:19What?!
03:19But why did Eglina get it?
03:21She didn't even audition!
03:22Yeah, Mr. Kapachi!
03:24Explain yourself!
03:25You guys can't even read the cue cards properly.
03:27In that case, a robot is the better choice.
03:30But that's just absurd!
03:31If they hear that A.I. took our jobs, the Screen Actors Guild won't stay silent!
03:35I struggle to disagree!
03:36They're gonna be out for me when they find out of you!
03:37Shut up!
03:38As the director, I've made my decision.
03:40Next up is the audition for male lead.
03:42You guys get in here!
03:45All right, let's do this!
03:47If we get picked, we get paid for it, right?
03:49There's no way!
03:50There's no way!
03:50That's worth really getting...
03:51Like hell it is!
03:52Mr. Genpachi's Zany Class Starts!
04:03Let's do this!
04:33Let's do this!
05:03Click!
05:05I don't get you
05:08If you smile, you might be
05:09Sort of a kiss
05:12Bye bye
05:14We won't be
05:16We won't be
05:18We won't be
05:20I won't be
05:22Bye bye
05:23Bye bye
05:26Bye bye
05:27Bye bye
05:28Bye bye
05:30Bye bye
05:35Someday, I want to become an artist like my dad.
05:58I want to paint pictures that warm the hearts of the people who see them.
06:02That kind of artist.
06:03That's a wonderful dream, Patrick.
06:07But why are you crying?
06:09I do not know. My tears won't stop falling.
06:15Uh, isn't that a bit too much? Are you okay?
06:20Egliona!
06:24Doctor, is she... is Egliona going to be okay?
06:28Well, Apache Rick, I'm afraid Egliona is in critical condition right now. Avoid touching her carelessly.
06:35Doctor, I removed the tumor!
06:38Egliona! Wait, that's not a tumor!
06:41That's Egliona's dead! Why the hell would you do that? Are you replacing Mark or something?
06:45What the heck was that? I don't get it.
06:48Yeah, let's go somewhere else.
06:50What a piece of garbage. That was a total waste of time. Isn't that right, Elizabeth?
06:56I've just decided. Why don't we just remake the movie ourselves?
06:59First, we'll need to find a heroine for the film.
07:04Oh, I don't believe you. No.
07:05I failed the audition. Seriously, it's true.
07:07Oh, come on!
07:10A lot of couples start dating because of the school festival.
07:13Love it when we have this festival. What are you gonna do?
07:15I was hoping to get that chance, too.
07:17If I had been picked as the heroine's partner, I'd have more chances to talk to Eglina.
07:23And if I had more chances to talk to her, I would have had a chance to confess my feelings.
07:28Anyway...
07:29Listen up, you guys!
07:31Today, at the Gintama High School Festival, Otsu will be performing live on stage!
07:37Let's go all Outback Steakhouse!
07:39Outback Steakhouse!
07:41All of you have made sure to memorize the new album songs, right?
07:44You there! Recite the lyrics of the song from the new album, Redback Spider in a New Condo!
07:49Well, uh...
07:50Captain, sounds like he doesn't even know the lyrics.
07:53Are you kidding me?!
07:54I didn't have enough allowance this month to...
07:56Then sell your kidneys of science!
07:59What's that down there?
08:01Uh, they're a part of Otsu's fan club.
08:03But why were you big board, Shinpachi?!
08:05Why were you chosen to play the heroine's partner?!
08:08I thought that we were both plain old characters!
08:10I mean, come on!
08:11He's the assistant director and the heroine's partner!
08:14The captain of Otsu Terracado's fan club plays a straight man and gets to be four eyes,
08:18but seriously, not plain at all!
08:20A lot happened in the Gintama anime!
08:23But in the end, I never escaped my background character status!
08:26I thought I'd have a shot in the Gimpachi anime!
08:29I'm just kidding!
08:30Where should we go dance?
08:32A plain old character like me would never be able to have a girlfriend!
08:37I wish there were no such thing as a school festival!
08:42Look, I found Yamazaki over here!
08:51We've been looking for you!
08:52Time for patrol!
08:54Uh, uh, yes!
08:56Listen up, Yamazaki!
08:57For the sake of maintaining school order, we have to forget about having fun!
09:01I'm sure you know this, but getting a girlfriend is completely out of the question!
09:06Or maybe the truth is, you're just jealous of everyone!
09:09We don't need any softies in the discipline committee!
09:12Yeah, yeah, is that so, huh?
09:14Maybe if I were somebody like Hichikata or Okita...
09:16But there's no way someone like me can get girls!
09:19Listen, we've totally run out of hot towels!
09:23Hmm?
09:23We need to give wet towels to customers when they return from the restroom!
09:27We can't run out!
09:28My apologies, I'll refill them right away!
09:32Uh-uh!
09:33No!
09:34Oh!
09:35Oh!
09:36Oh my goodness!
09:37We're very busy!
09:38Plays!
09:39Ha ha ha!
09:40Ha ha!
09:41Ha ha!
09:42Why is there a hostess club here?
09:44Maybe this is just another kind of club activity.
09:46That's not funny at all!
09:47Hey manager!
09:48Come and have a drink with me!
09:50Ha!
09:51Sorry, I'm afraid I can't!
09:53I'm a little busy right now!
09:55What the hell?!
09:56What's the president of the discipline committee doing in a place like this?!
09:59Please relax with a drink and wait for me!
10:01Here you go!
10:02What the?!
10:03What a rip off!
10:04Hmm!
10:05So which one should I get?
10:06How about a banana juice?
10:07It's Otai's top recommendation!
10:09That's a whole extra zero!
10:10Alright, I'll take that one!
10:11Perfect!
10:12Right away sir!
10:13Don't you do it!
10:14They'll strip you down to your very last butt hair condo!
10:18Let's just forget about our president.
10:20Excuse me, could you please move aside?
10:21Uh, excuse us.
10:23Katsura!
10:24What the hell are you wearing?!
10:25I'm not Katsura, I'm Cobranet!
10:27I was scouting for a film heroine, but I got scouted instead because I have the potential
10:32to be a number one starlet!
10:34And you're actually enjoying it, aren't you?
10:36Cobranet!
10:37The customers at table one are waiting for you!
10:40Oh yes!
10:41I'm coming right away!
10:42What do we do?
10:43He hasn't broken the school festival rules just yet.
10:46Let's move on.
10:59Thanks so much for waiting!
11:00Here you go!
11:01Thank you very much!
11:02Enjoy!
11:03Hey uncle, give me one of those!
11:04Hey, don't call me uncle!
11:05Can't you see I'm young?
11:06Oh, it's you Kagura!
11:08What do you mean by you're young?
11:10To a high school girl, you're a dumb old reckless kook!
11:13In short, you're a dork!
11:15Hey, just so you know, I'm a high schooler too!
11:17Whatever!
11:18Just give me some fried noodles!
11:19Yeah, okay, okay, just wait a second.
11:22Huh?!
11:23Why aren't you eating?!
11:24No, no, I don't know!
11:25You can't eat without permission!
11:26Hey, you're eating too!
11:28Hey!
11:29Discipline committee!
11:30Do something about this!
11:31You can handle this by yourself!
11:33You're so cold to me, man!
11:34Hey, thanks for the meal!
11:35Hey, thanks for the meal!
11:36Houston and Diamond Dash!
11:38Someone catch this girl!
11:39Pijikata.
11:40What is it?
11:41You might wanna...
11:42See this.
11:47This is a...
11:52Cancel the school festival?
11:55Who the hell would do something like this?
11:59What are you guys doing in here?
12:01Oh!
12:02Mr. Genpachi!
12:04Hmm...
12:05Looks like someone put on quite a show in here.
12:16So, tell me, what's the plan?
12:18The discipline committee will track down the culprit.
12:21Go collect, Kondo.
12:23Yes.
12:24Well, good luck then.
12:25Uh, but what about you?
12:26Sometimes a teacher has to simply trust the students under his watch.
12:31Shh!
12:32Just like Mr. Anzai, for instance.
12:34Or All Might.
12:35And Satoru Gojo.
12:37So naturally, Mr. Genpachi will do the same thing.
12:40It's easier that way.
12:41Keep your blatant opinion to yourself!
12:43Anyway, I'll leave you all to handle everything.
12:55Could it be that guy I saw earlier?
12:57I wish there were no such thing as a school festival.
13:06Where could he have gone?
13:08How'd it go?
13:22Not good.
13:23So we have nothing.
13:24I wonder what the culprit is planning to do next.
13:27I know that if I were the culprit, I'd definitely go after that.
13:32But I'm not sure.
13:34According to my analysis, the culprit's next move is to go after that.
13:38Oh!
13:39Otsu School Concert?
13:41If a major problem occurs there, the school festival's gonna be cancelled this year and even next year as well.
13:48If the culprit really wants to kill the school festival for good, that's the best target.
13:52I understand.
13:53I'm impressed, Ichikara.
13:54They don't call you the brain of the discipline committee for nothing.
13:57No, Kondo.
13:58Brain doesn't even begin to cut it.
14:00It's something even more important.
14:02Like the balls.
14:03Who the hell are you calling balls?
14:05What should we do?
14:06Should we increase school security?
14:08There's no way.
14:09The discipline committee is already stretched thin.
14:11Yes, that's true.
14:13Yamazaki.
14:14I'm making this your call.
14:15What?
14:17Get ready to roll the camera, Elizabeth.
14:19We're making our cinematic masterpiece!
14:27Waiting in a place like this, my school festival is already over.
14:33Oh well.
14:34And the weather is so nice.
14:38Everyone!
14:39Thank you all for gathering here today!
14:42Look like who?
14:43Game looks like who?
14:44Game looks like who?
14:46Kingtama High School!
14:47Together, let's make the best of a rinky-dink!
14:50Rinky-dink!
14:52Now everyone, please enjoy the show!
14:55Your love skill score is an F!
14:58Oh, it looks like I've become some kind of a powerful psychic.
15:13Inside the crowded cafeteria, 50 meters down the connecting corridor.
15:18Huh?
15:19Oh no!
15:20What just happened?
15:21The stages!
15:22Please stay back!
15:23I did it!
15:24I really did it!
15:25Serves you right!
15:26Come on in the air!
15:27You're under arrest!
15:28Who the hell are you?
15:29Let me go!
15:30Don't move!
15:31Don't resist!
15:32I've got you!
15:33I've got you!
15:34Yamazaki, huh?
15:35Mr. Kenpachi!
15:36What's this?
15:37This guy's the culprit?
15:38So, what should we do with him?
15:41Um...
15:42Um...
15:43Um...
15:44Um...
15:45Um...
15:46Um...
15:47Um...
15:48Um...
15:49Um...
15:50Um...
15:51Um...
15:52Um...
15:53Um...
15:54Um...
15:55Um...
15:56Um...
15:57Um...
15:58Um...
15:59Um...
16:00Um...
16:01Um...
16:02Huh?
16:03So you don't have any plans?
16:04Haha...
16:05I didn't think I'd actually be able to catch him.
16:08Well then, since you did, shouldn't you start by asking him why he did it?
16:12Yeah, so could you please question him?
16:14Why should I do it?
16:15Because if I ask, he'll just ignore me.
16:17I mean, he won't take me seriously.
16:19Yeah, you're plain.
16:20Yeah, I know that I'm plain!
16:23Believe me, I'm all too well aware of that!
16:27That's the reason I'm asking you.
16:29I'll give you all the questions to ask him on this cue card.
16:32Why a cue card?
16:34Cue card guy, do your job.
16:36That's what you told me, Mr. Genpachi.
16:45Hello there, I'm a teacher at this school.
16:47My name is Mr. Genpachi.
16:49Now, what's your name?
16:51Are you a graduate from here?
16:53Why'd you do it?
16:58Okay, so you're gonna be silent, huh?
17:00Let's see...
17:03Alright!
17:04How about I take a guess as to why you did it?
17:07Huh?
17:08I have to figure it out?
17:09Wait, why do you have a cue card too?
17:12It's coming to me, I almost...
17:14It's right on the tip of my tongue!
17:16Ah!
17:17Just a little more...
17:19Oh, come on!
17:20This is way out of line!
17:23Maybe you pooped your pants at the school festival.
17:26So, to erase your humiliating past, you tried to erase the festival itself.
17:30That's why you did it, isn't it?
17:34Yep, no way that's the real reason.
17:36That was a joke.
17:37But I know there's a real answer, of course.
17:39Okay, it's thinking time.
17:41Begin!
17:42Why is this turning into a quiz?
17:44I don't know his motive, so that's why I wanna hear him out.
17:46Why am I the one guessing now?
17:47This makes no sense!
17:49You confessed your love to a girl at the festival and got rejected.
17:52Tch.
17:53But that's a little too cliché now, isn't it?
17:55Come on, let's think a little harder.
17:57Shut up!
17:58How did you know about that?
17:59That was actually right!
18:00Yes, that's true!
18:01I tried asking out my classmate Hina during the festival preparations, but she turned me down!
18:05Who cares?
18:06And who the hell is Hina anyway?
18:08Heh.
18:09When you've been a teacher for a while, you've seen this kind of thing happen to students year after year.
18:14Why are you looking so smug? Didn't you just tell me to think harder?
18:17The school festival is just for all the outgoing kids.
18:21So they can go ahead and have their fun, while we introverts just get walked over.
18:33And that's why you wish there was no such thing as a school festival, and that's what led you to do this.
18:38Yes.
18:39Is that right?
18:40That's right.
18:41Oh.
18:42But whether you're outgoing or introverted, the fact you couldn't enjoy the festival has nothing to do with your personality.
18:52Whether you're an introvert, or an idle otaku, or a gross heroine, or a stalker, or a mayonnaise freak, a sadist, or just plain.
19:03Everyone's enjoying the festival in their own way.
19:06It's not about your personality. It's about the person that you want to become.
19:12Are you fine with the way you are?
19:16Everyone! Sorry to keep you Weight Watcher!
19:25Weight Watcher!
19:27Alright then! Please let me start my song again!
19:31Your love skill score is a match!
19:37Mr. Kenpachi!
19:38Huh?
19:39I'll leave this matter to you!
19:40Hey!
19:41Oh, it looks like I've become some kind of a powerful psychic.
19:49That's right. Personality doesn't matter.
19:51In some view of the interior of the dreams down the delictive corridor.
19:56I just can't help spot you.
19:59Yes, I am plain.
20:01I can't help but hear your voice.
20:03The power that works is only for you.
20:06I've been using that as an excuse to always run away!
20:09I'm also the same with you.
20:11Ah!
20:12Ah!
20:13And I know not Ben who is in Netflix.
20:16Ah!
20:17Our eyes finally met just now.
20:19Ah!
20:20And I will speak up to you.
20:22I wanna shout my love until it's in your hand.
20:26Incoming!
20:30E-I-R-g-I-N.
20:31Bad delusion
20:32But you're so wrong,
20:34And it's just an illusion.
20:37Everyone else want me.
20:39Oh, you've seen us, Lucky.
20:40And most people have seen the flick.
20:42Seriously, you are not a real psychic.
20:46But I was looking right past you.
20:49And I was smiling straight at that grandbaby.
20:51And that's the reason where your love skill score is a match.
20:54Eglina!
21:08Namazaki!
21:10I, um...
21:12There's something I just have to tell you.
21:24...
21:40Yadah!
21:41Cut! Cut! Cut!
21:43The silent protagonist won't do it.
21:45Overlaps with Elizabeth's personality.
21:47Uh-huh! But why?
21:50Because we're filming a new movie right now
21:53that's being directed by Katsura.
21:55Once again, from the top.
21:57Wait, but I... listen.
21:59All right, three, two, one, action!
22:05I... I can't do this!
22:23I can't do this!
22:25I can't do this!
22:27The sound of the chime,
22:29the sound of the chime,
22:31the door's open.
22:33I saw it at the top.
22:37I saw it in a real face.
22:41I was like,
22:43I'm not leaving.
22:45I'm not leaving.
22:49I don't care about it.
22:51I...
22:56I was like,
22:57you can't.
22:59I...
23:01I'm not leaving.
23:03I...
23:04I'll see you.
23:05I will see you.
23:07That's it.
23:09Yeah.
23:10I got it.
23:11I got it.
23:13I got it.
23:15I got it.
23:17I got it.
23:19Oh
23:49It's enough, enough, enough, enough
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