00:01Is this for real?
00:02Told you.
00:03Superheroconspiracies?
00:05Dot com.
00:07It says I'm a formed mutant.
00:09You're not.
00:10And some doof calling himself speedball
00:13is the coolest thing since the Ultimates?
00:15And this is going to haunt you.
00:17Yes. Yes, it is.
00:18Keep reading.
00:20Well, some guy named RPB says...
00:23That's the one.
00:24...that the Latverians have secretly developed
00:26a biotactical legion.
00:28Uh-huh.
00:29That sounds a whole lot like the guy
00:31that smacked me around last night.
00:32Well, there you go, then.
00:34Geez.
00:35The Latverians have some armor goon
00:37busting into labs and stealing things.
00:39Huh.
00:40Maybe I should go check it out.
00:42Or we could go to the movies.
00:44Hold on. I have another call.
00:47Rooftop. Now.
00:49This is my life.
00:59Kid.
01:00This is a real intrusion.
01:01I need you to back off the Latverian thing.
01:04Why?
01:05Sorry, kid.
01:0618 and older.
01:07What does that mean?
01:08It means I need you to back off.
01:10Yeah, okay, fine, fine.
01:12But this is my life.
01:14Don't come here.
01:15Huh.
01:16Thanks, kid.
01:20General?
01:21Do you think he'll behave?
01:22Knowing Peter Parker the way I do,
01:24I'm absolutely sure that he will do the exact opposite
01:28of what I just asked him to do.
01:3018 and over?
01:36Huh.
01:37How does he think he is?
01:51Ah, great.
01:52Yeah, this is exactly what I need in my life right now.
02:00Then again.
02:01It has been almost two hours since I last feared for my life.
02:05Ah, no!
02:07Ah, just ah!
02:23Please stop doing that!
02:24Please stop doing that.
02:25剛ire put a black box in play,
02:27Nah, no!
02:28Cause a giant ninja guns can't play,
02:32But we have a Freda.
02:41Club demon theme.
02:45Oh, spill them out!
02:46Alright.
02:51I'm getting irritated.
03:17Hot to mine.
03:22Hot to mine.
03:28Hot to mine.
03:31Hot to mine.
03:48Hot to mine.
03:49Those people are gonna be crushed if I don't get them out of there.
04:01I don't get it. What's going on? Why is he doing this?
04:11Okay, everyone out of the pool.
04:19Can you know?
04:35Aww, where'd he go?
04:37I hate it when this happens.
04:39Because every time this happens, something even worse happens in about two seconds.
04:49BOOM!
04:57Parker! Sear the flesh from your bones!
05:02Come on!
05:06You big nut neck!
05:07Fire!
05:08Oh!
05:22Please stop doing that!
05:27Download! Too slow!
05:31I'm just gonna keep hitting you until you give up!
05:38No!
05:44That's gonna leave a mark.
05:50I gotta feel that morning.
05:54Only you can prevent Spider-Man's life.
05:58Why don't you fall down?
06:01Why don't you fall down?
06:08Thanks, but I had a fireball for a lot!
06:15You're getting irritated!
06:18Maybe this will not crazy out of you.
06:22Maybe this will not crazy out of you.
06:24No!
06:25No!
06:26No!
06:37Whoa!
06:38Hot one!
06:41Hot tomorrow!
06:43Kill you!
06:44Is your head thicker than it used to be?
06:45No!
06:46No!
06:47No!
06:48No!
06:49No!
06:50No!
06:51No!
06:52No!
06:53No!
06:54No!
06:56No!
06:58Destroy!
07:00Come on!
07:02I am gonna smack the green right off you!
07:10Please stop doing that!
07:14Only you can prevent Spider-Man's life!
07:17Kill you!
07:18Hey, hit yourself for a second while I don't get a glass of water.
07:20This needs to stop right...
07:31Ugh, I have now officially run out of ways to say ow.
07:37And now, this ends.
07:41I agree.
07:43What is this again?
07:45Die.
07:46Die.
07:50Up high, down low, too slow.
07:56What do the five fingers say to the face?
07:59Slap!
08:00The visc bone's connected to the face bone.
08:04How much harder do I need to hit you?
08:11Oh!
08:12Watch out the Hutt!
08:18Oh, Hutt!
08:24Stop attacking!
08:26Bam!
08:27Bam!
08:28Ha-choo!
08:29Ah!
08:30Huh!
08:31Huh!
08:32Huh!
08:33Huh!
08:34Huh!
08:37Huh!
08:38Huh!
08:41Hot tomorrow!
08:42Whoa!
08:43Huh!
08:45Huh!
08:46Huh!
08:47Huh!
08:48Huh!
08:49Huh!
08:50My little fella's all tuckered out!
08:51Flap!
08:52Thanks!
08:53But I had a fireball for lunch!
08:54Whoa!
08:55I have to say, you're impressive, but you're not.
08:56You won't be impressive.
08:57Now that guy's so smart.
08:58Now how's the deal to get your butt kicked by a 15 year old kid!
09:04Huh!
09:05Huh!
09:06Huh!
09:07Huh!
09:10Getting irritating!
09:11Huh!
09:12Huh!
09:13How does it feel to get your butt kicked by a 15-year-old kid?
09:25You're getting irritated.
09:34I could punch you all day long.
09:43Bane! Bane is bad!
09:59If you're just gonna stand there, I am gonna start hitting you.
10:02I'm just gonna keep hitting you until you give up.
10:13I want a genetic suppressor collar on Osborne three minutes ago.
10:22Get this area sealed off inside of ten seconds or I'll fire the first son of a...
10:26You with fury?
10:28Good job here. Could you have made a bigger mess?
10:33No. And believe me, I tried.
10:36You've got some mouth on you.
10:38Wow. You'd think you'd be a teeny bit nicer considering I just did your job for you.
11:08Okay, I need a fire.
11:38I gotta go pick up my check at the daily bugle
12:08I gotta go pick up my check at the channel
12:38I require a sample.
13:08I require a sample.
13:38I require a sample.
14:08I require a sample.
14:38I require a sample.
15:08I require a sample.
15:38I require a sample.
16:08I require a sample.
16:38I require a sample.
17:08I require a sample.
17:38I require a sample.
18:08I require a sample.
18:10I require a sample.
18:12I require a sample.
18:14I require a sample.
18:16I require a sample.
18:18I require a sample.
18:20I require a sample.
18:22I require a sample.
18:28I require a sample.
18:32I require a sample.
18:34Peter Parker?
19:04what ah what happen oh my head oh ah who are you there's enough tranquilizer in
19:23your system to take down a really large horse don't fight it
19:29I know who you are Peter Parker I can get at you and anyone else you know Mary Jane
19:42Watson may Parker leave my family alone get in the damn car
19:54you leave this long fighting as poorly as you do get down from there
20:21I expected more
20:28no
20:36no
20:43no
20:50no
20:57no
20:59no
21:01no
21:08no
21:09no
21:10no
21:17no
21:19no
21:20no
21:21no
21:22no
21:23no
21:24no
21:26no
21:27no
21:28no
21:30no
21:32no
21:33no
21:34No!
21:35The Duke Parker!
21:37There is a rifle on the body!
21:39Take Parker alive!
21:53The Duke Parker takes a drive!
21:59I said get back in the car!
22:04I guess I should always have any safety in the которую!
22:12I don't know him!
22:22They just need him!
22:27巴?
22:30I can barely hold on.
22:52Hang on!
22:53I'll help you!
22:54First you tried to kill me, now you're helping me?
22:58I've been hired to capture you.
23:00Not to kill innocent people.
23:02Aw, you're crazy with a heart of gold.
23:21Hang on, I'll get you down.
23:23Yeah?
23:24How are you gonna do that?
23:27Aw, mutant!
23:29If you're gonna be like that, I can just leave you hanging there.
23:32No!
23:34Mutants are people too.
23:36Okay!
23:38Say it.
23:40Mutants are people too!
23:42Parker, lift the car and help me get these people out!
23:51Thanks, kid.
23:52Could you not scream my secret identity on our bridge full of people?
23:57Move quick!
23:59Move quick!
24:00I'm moving as fast as I can!
24:14Okay, can we stop all the-
24:16What is wrong with you?
24:19Ah-ah!
24:20Kill you!
24:21You're just gonna stand there?
24:22Thinking about it.
24:23You're just gonna stand there?
24:24Thinking about it.
24:30Crazy silver hottie threatened my family.
24:32I should let Eddie eat her.
24:33I'm gonna let Eddie eat her.
24:34You're just gonna stand there?
24:35You're just gonna stand there?
24:36Thinking about it.
24:37You're just gonna stand there?
24:38Thinking about it.
24:39You're just gonna stand there?
24:40Thinking about it.
24:41Thinking about it.
24:42No, don't forget!
24:44Go.
24:47Isn't it right?
24:48Hello.
24:53��질deen fernal죠?
24:55Crézy silver hottie threatened my family.
24:56I should let Eddie eat her.
24:58He'd be doing me a favor!
24:59But then I'd feel guilty about that, too,
25:01because clearly, I don't have enough things to feel guilty about.
25:10Here I am.
25:11anymore, stupid, it would be on network TV.
25:20Those dots feed my brain all sweet.
25:26Eddie's getting away.
25:42I need to move faster.
26:08Gotta pick up the pace or Eddie's gonna get away.
26:11As much as my brain hurts right now, I really have to get swimming faster.
26:34I have to move faster, or I'm gonna pass out before I stop Eddie.
26:38Oh, I don't know if I'm gonna make it.
26:42I don't know if I'm gonna make it.
27:08I don't know if I'm gonna make it.
27:10I don't know if I can.
27:14It's all the time.
27:18Ha!
27:19Lady? Crazy lady? Are you okay?
27:49Crazy lady? Please wake up! You have to stop this!
28:19I can't leave somebody there, shall we kill?
28:32What's happening?
28:36You have to start fighting this suit. These aren't tired of fighting you.
28:41My head!
28:43I have to stay close to Eddie, but if I stay close for too long, it feels like my brain will explode.
28:55Can't stay too close for too long!
28:58Are we done, Eddie?
29:08Ah, thank goodness. I didn't know how much longer I was going to be able to stay conscious.
29:19End of movie
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