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00:01Breaking news from Queens.
00:02A creature described by eyewitnesses as looking, quote,
00:05sort of like a rhinoceros but bigger,
00:07is rampaging through the streets of the city.
00:09We have not yet confirmed reports
00:11that this is the same creature that Iron Man subdued...
00:13Psst.
00:14Hey, you remember the big rhinoceros-looking guy?
00:17You're gonna have to be more specific.
00:20He's, like, on the loose.
00:22Oh, man.
00:24The trick final is next period.
00:26Ten minutes there, kick the rhino guy in the ding-ding,
00:29and ten minutes to get back.
00:31You can do that with your mask on backwards.
00:34Go!
00:40Oh, this hurts already.
00:53Oh, my legs!
00:55Hang on!
00:56Oh!
00:57Help!
00:59Help!
01:01Please!
01:02I don't wanna die!
01:06I just need to pick him up and move him to safety.
01:09Easy stuff.
01:10You're stealing from me.
01:11This is my store.
01:12I need to get that TV off that poor guy.
01:13He's getting crushed.
01:15I need to get that TV off that poor guy.
01:16Wow, he's so getting away.
01:33You're stealing from me. This is my store.
01:36I need to get that TV off that poor guy. He's getting crushed.
01:46Oh, great. Now you're going to steal my stuff.
01:56Well, actually, I was saving your life. I think the words you're looking for were thank you.
02:07Oh, sweet sassy Malassi.
02:09I would so rather be at school taking a test I'm not ready for than heading toward whatever it is I'm heading for.
02:16What? I don't count?
02:18It's Spider-Man!
02:20Aw, you do know me. I feel all warm and fuzzy now.
02:39I don't want to get down.
02:46Maybe I'm worried about nothing.
02:55Maybe it's just the worst parking garage attendant ever.
03:00There's a woman trapped under that car.
03:02Huh?
03:03Huh!
03:11Huh!
03:19Huh!
03:19Well, that's no good at all.
03:39Help us!
03:41Hey!
03:41Help!
03:42Oh no!
03:43The people in there will burn alive if I don't get that car out of there quick.
03:49Everybody out!
03:53Run!
04:01Freeze!
04:02Come on!
04:13Hey you!
04:15Is that a rhinoceros horn or you just have to beat it to sea?
04:19I am so scared I can't even finish my lame joke.
04:35Don't worry, nothing's broken except my spine, a few ribs, maybe everything else.
04:43Ow!
04:43Oh no, he's about to fall!
04:50I guess there's no such thing as a slow day when you're a big time super girl.
05:09How about a guy dressed up like a teddy bear who gives hugs?
05:18How about that, huh?
05:19Just once, a huggie bear instead of a big rhino or a scorpion.
05:29My pinky hurts.
05:30Not to worry.
05:43This is a job for your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
05:45What's cement, big crazy guy, wrecking ball?
05:58This gives me an idea.
06:02Deceros, my goodness!
06:04Deceros, my goodness!
06:06Deceros, my goodness!
06:08I should get his attention.
06:10Can you get his arachnoid theme, hominidine?
06:12Here goes nothing.
06:33That had to hurt.
06:37Huh!
06:38That hole in his back looks like a weak spot.
06:40This could work better if you're waiting for a base, and everything below it hurts.
06:54Repeatedly punching that hole in his back might be a good idea.
06:58Looks safe to get in there.
06:59Ah!
06:59Just gonna lie here for a minute.
07:24The electricity on his back is gone.
07:48This would work better if I waited for the sparks to turn on.
07:50All clear!
08:12All clear!
08:13Oh!
08:16Oh!
08:37Oh!
08:38Oh!
08:39Oh!
08:39His back looks safe to land on.
08:46Ah!
08:52Ah!
08:55Oh!
09:01Oh!
09:04Ah!
09:06Ah!
09:09Oh?
09:11Ah!
09:13Ah!
09:16That was my chance.
09:33I don't want to embarrass you, Mr. Rhino.
09:37Your little deodorant wouldn't have killed you.
09:40Time to get this guy where it hurts.
09:45To be continued...
09:48To be continued...
09:49To be continued...
09:56Trask...
09:58Trask?
09:59Why does that name seem so familiar?
10:06Back away from me, Mast Avenger!
10:10Avenger my diminutive corpus will not withstand your contumelious defeasance not with the big words again
10:18time to abscond this locust
10:32Must have taken a nastier beating than I thought my brain feels like it wants to climb out of my skull
10:40I
10:44Okay
10:46Wow, that was odd
10:49Maybe I just need to take a couple days off relax should not be spider-man for a few days
10:55Maybe actually do something that doesn't involve. I don't know people trying to kill me
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28:37Can I give you a kiss?
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