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00:00This is a production of the U.S. Department of State.
00:30This is how it all began.
00:39Which, of course, leads to nonsense like this.
00:45A few months ago, I reunited with my childhood friend Eddie Brock.
00:53What is that?
00:55It's... our inheritance.
00:57Eddie's dad and my dad worked together before they died.
01:03We believe the suit may be the final step.
01:06Finally, a cure for cancer.
01:11People are dying all over the world.
01:14All I want to do is try to help them.
01:18But because I signed the wrong paper for the wrong person,
01:23I can't.
01:24They had taken the suit away from Dad, and I was going to take it back.
01:29I thought... I knew... I could finish what he started.
01:38I felt good.
01:42Great. More than myself.
01:46It didn't last.
01:48What's happening to me? Get this off of me!
01:51I don't know what the suit had become, or what it had done to me.
01:53But I have super spider powers, and I couldn't control it.
01:56So I don't think anyone could ever hope to.
01:58But when Eddie found out what I had done, who I really was,
02:00well, he was pretty angry.
02:01Our fathers died to create me.
02:11And now you will too...
02:13Uh...
02:17Ah!
02:18Ah!
02:19No.
02:20No!
02:21No!
02:22No!
02:23No!
02:24No!
02:25No!
02:26No!
02:27No!
02:28No!
02:29No!
02:30No!
02:31No!
02:32No!
02:33No!
02:34No!
02:35No!
02:36No!
02:37Ow! I need to dodge faster than that.
02:44Listen to me, Eddie. You're smarter than this. This isn't you, it's the suit.
02:48Gah! I have to dodge those.
02:51I've been behind you. I know what's doing to you.
02:54Let me help you before you do something you're going to regret.
02:57I've got to get Eddie off campus before somebody gets hurt.
03:07Gah!
03:36I have to get loose.
03:43I have to stop him. That means I have to put him down. Fast.
03:47Gah!
03:48Gah!
03:50Gah!
03:51Gah!
03:52Gah!
03:54Gah!
03:55Gah!
03:56Gah!
03:57Gah!
03:58Gah!
03:59Gah!
04:00Gah!
04:01Gah!
04:02Gah!
04:03Gah!
04:04Gah!
04:05Gah!
04:06Gah!
04:06Gah!
04:08at-
04:11Gah!
04:12Gah!
04:13Gah!
04:14Gah!
04:14You're not dead!
04:14On that, no!
04:15On that, no!
04:16Let's go!
04:17Both of you, on the ground now!
04:21What the hell is that?
04:40I need it!
04:41It's not done.
04:42Give it back.
04:43It's really not done.
04:45I can't go swinging around in my nerd clothes.
04:48I just have to finish stitching up a hole in the butt,
04:51and then I'll give it back to you.
04:53I can explain the hole in the butt, by the way.
04:55Please don't.
04:58Come by the place in about half an hour,
05:01and I'll have it ready for you.
05:03All right.
05:04I'm gonna run by home and grab my web shooters.
05:11I've been sitting on my tush all day.
05:13Time for a little workout.
05:22Let's start some wall crawling.
05:23Just have to jump up there.
05:33No biggie.
05:37Jump, and then jump again.
05:38Sure, it breaks the laws of physics,
05:40but so do most things I do.
05:42It's me, the Amazing Jumping Man.
05:45It's me, the Amazing Jumping Man.
05:47It's me, the Amazing Jumping Man.
05:51It's me.
05:58Police have attempted to apprehend the man,
06:00identified as 33-year-old Herman Schultz.
06:03In a daring daylight bank robbery attempt,
06:05Schultz...
06:06Web-zipping is great for low buildings like these.
06:23These buildings are tall enough to web-swing off of pretty easily.
06:27Man, what did I ever do before I was able to web-swing?
06:36Oh, yeah, I remember.
06:37I used to get my butt kicked, and people called me names.
06:39Oh, and the wedgies.
06:40The glorious super wedgies.
06:41Good times.
06:42Actually, that still happens a lot.
06:43Actually, that still happens a lot.
06:57The glorious super wedgies.
07:00Good times.
07:01Actually, that still happens a lot.
07:15Ta-da!
07:16You scared me!
07:18You done with my butt...
07:20Uh... hole?
07:22Yet, there's an idiot causing trouble a few blocks from here.
07:25I need to skedaddle.
07:48Out of the way, piglet!
07:50All of ya!
07:51Just back off!
07:53I never knew your name was Herman.
07:56Oh no, it's you!
07:58Well, you are kind of in my neighborhood, Herman.
08:06I'll go easy on you this time, Herman.
08:08I'll only use my webs.
08:10I'll kill ya!
08:11I'll kill ya!
08:12I'll kill ya!
08:17This guy's a joke.
08:31Good old predictable Herman.
08:33See ya around, pal.
08:40Please no!
08:41I got kids!
08:42I got a dog!
08:43You've got a dog?
08:44That's a homer!
08:48I envy you guys.
08:49You're happy just walking cliches.
08:51Seriously, good for you.
08:52But, come on guys, leave the lady alone.
09:05I need to web these guys when I knock them down.
09:07Or they'll just keep getting back up.
09:09Two down.
09:22All done here.
09:25You okay?
09:26Ah!
09:27Get away from me, you freak!
09:32It's that kind of quality human interaction that makes it all worthwhile.
09:37Oh, yippee!
09:38More of you!
09:39I need to get home.
10:07Huh!
10:09Huh!
10:10Huh!
10:28Yo, yo, yo!
10:29Spidey!
10:30Johnny Storm of the world famous Fantastic Four.
10:33What on earth are you doing in Queens?
10:35What, I can't be in Queens?
10:37I have to be here, but you?
10:39Go save the world.
10:41Oh, I got a better idea.
10:42What do you say, uh, quick race around Queens?
10:46What is this?
10:47You think just because you can fly in a streak of fire, oh, you can beat me?
10:53I do believe that's what I'm saying.
10:56Then I've got two words for you.
10:58Bring it on.
11:00Ready?
11:01Ready?
11:02Set?
11:03Go!
11:04Are you even trying?
11:05Are you even trying?
11:06I'll swing back and pick you up if you're tired to finish.
11:07I'll swing back and pick you up if you're tired to finish.
11:09odd.
11:10You've sometimes isn't.
11:12I'll swing back if you're pretty tired of nudity.
11:16Wait...
11:24Oops.
11:25...
11:26Unfortunately, the N rule isn't behind, I'll swing back and pick you up if you're tired to finish.
11:31Goodadore!
11:33Would it help you if I gave up?
11:59How's the view from back there?
12:03That feeling that just overwhelmed you?
12:32That's losing!
12:46If you play more video games, you make those turns better.
12:49Oh, man!
13:06You're faster than I thought.
13:08Now I own you!
13:10Yeah, whatever.
13:11If you ever want to race again, look me up.
13:13I'm usually hanging out by the Baxter Building.
13:15Thank you!
13:16Is this the other thing?
13:17I'm going to do it.
13:18I'm trying to move out by the Baxter Building.
13:21Oh, man!
13:24Interesting about the Baxter Building.
13:26Oh!
13:27Nice to meet you.
13:28I'm not telling you!
13:29I'm not telling you, I'm not telling you, I'm looking for someone.
13:31Let's go.
14:01I hate to break it to you, but that money's marked, so you can't spend it.
14:21I hate to break it to you, but that money's made.
14:28Watch out, boys!
14:31Right on!
14:36Ready for another?
14:51I hate to break it to you, but that money's made.
15:01I hate to break it to you.
15:07I hate to break it to you.
15:11I hate to break it to you.
15:15I hate to break it to you.
15:27Right on.
15:29I hate to break it to you.
15:33I hate to break it.
15:37I have to go to my job at the Daily Bugle.
16:07I have to go to the Daily Bugle.
16:37I have to go.
17:07I have to go to the Daily Bugle.
17:37I have to go to the Daily Bugle.
17:42I don't know what happened.
17:44I don't know how many days passed.
17:48I don't even know how I'm still alive.
17:50If you could call this alive...
17:53I have to go to the Daily Bugle.
17:58I have to go to the Daily Bugle.
18:00I have to go to the Daily Bugle.
18:09I have to go to the Daily Bugle.
18:10I have to go to the Daily Bugle.
18:15YAY! The wound!
18:45Let's go.
19:15Let's go.
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20:16Nice mess.
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21:32I can guarantee I'm scary.
21:36And I hope I never take the fight out of you.
21:39I'll give you this.
21:41You know how to take a punch.
21:51Up.
21:52You have no idea how big a mistake you just made.
22:02Well, now I'm getting good in me.
22:25Just about enough.
22:32Oh, fuck!
22:59Geh!
23:02Oh, I love the sun.
23:32Oh, I love the sun.
24:02Oh, I love the sun.
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25:02Oh, I love the sun.
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27:02Oh, I love the sun.
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30:02Oh, I love the sun.
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31:02Oh, I love the sun.
31:32Oh, I love the sun.
31:33Oh, I love the sun.
32:02I
32:32I'm going to kill you, but I'm dead.
32:44I'm dead.
32:46Yo, here in Germany.
32:48You must be part of it.
32:52Right there.
32:56That's right.
33:00It's on now.
33:02It's on now.
33:32It's on now.
34:02It's on now.
34:09My books are still in my locker.
34:15It's on now.
34:22It's on now.
34:24Let's go.
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35:24Let's go.
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