00:46You see, too much bacon will raise your cholesterol
00:48and impair the function of your cardiovascular system.
00:50It could damage your brain,
00:52affect your coordination, memory, and-
00:54Fine, fine, okay.
00:56Coordination, memory...
00:58And why is our little princess,
01:02not going with her brother to school,
01:06losing crown?
01:08His class is going to a tour of the science lab
01:10instead of his first two classes at 9am.
01:12Then back to school, and if I'm correct,
01:14you'll have, uh, history, right?
01:16Yes, that's true.
01:18Does your memory already fail you, Mom?
01:20Maybe you should quit baconing.
01:22Maybe you'd better give me your phone instead!
01:24Let's have a look at what you're staring at, huh?
01:26Vicki, may I say that Dee's mature enough to have his own secrets?
01:28Do you get what I mean?
01:30Hmm...
01:32Yeah, of course.
01:42If you ain't gonna eat, then get the hell out already.
01:44Well, I was just about to leave.
01:46What the hell was that?
01:48Oh, smartass you raised.
01:50Please don't cry out, move on, come on!
01:52Do not open your bags, do not take anything from outside.
01:56My name is Dr. Perk.
01:58I will be your guide on today's tour of our unique
02:00Science Biomedical Ethical Ganotos Research Institute Center.
02:02There it is!
02:04It is divided into four blocks.
02:06We are in the first one now, as you can see.
02:08What's the first one?
02:10What's the first one?
02:12What's the first one?
02:14What's the first one?
02:16What's the first one?
02:18What's the first one?
02:20What's the first one?
02:22What's the first one?
02:24That's alright.
02:28That's absolutely normal here.
02:30Take a look at our laboratory rats to the left.
02:32They are treated with large amounts of different mixtures in order to change their genes.
02:38Of course, it doesn't give them super strength or enormous intelligence.
02:42That only happens in movies.
02:44In the real world, they only get some minor changes in their growth and multiplying functions.
02:50Needless to say, all our genetic drugs are highly classified.
02:54That's why our rats should stay inside of our lab at all costs and never leave.
03:00Can I ask you a question?
03:02Now what if one of the rats mutates and becomes super smart and figures out how to get out of the cell?
03:10What are you going to do?
03:12That is impossible.
03:14To open the laboratory cell, you should first do like this.
03:18And open the oxygen hose, then dial the code, like what was it?
03:24Four, five, eight, six, then I guess three and nine?
03:30Uh, hey.
03:32And then you would pull the cap out and take it off.
03:36As you can see for yourselves, none of the rats here could have such intelligence and cleverness.
03:42And even if one does, then you could become the best student in your school.
03:48Oh.
03:49Oh!
03:50Alarm!
03:51Code Red!
03:56Grab it!
03:57Get it!
03:58We got it!
04:02You did?
04:03Hold it tight, then!
04:07What are you doing?
04:08In front of the kids?
04:09That's absolutely normal.
04:11It's just a little demonstration.
04:14Demonstration of what?
04:15You just chopped it with an axe!
04:17Security demonstration, of course.
04:20No rat should be able to leave this lab.
04:23Well, without someone's help, at least.
04:25It's like, you know, some student could take a rat through all four blocks, and then carry it outside through the main gate, and that's just ridiculous!
04:36These rats are-
04:37Don't you even dare.
04:38It wouldn't take a second to stay still.
04:40Ah!
04:41Get out of there!
04:44Young man, what did I tell you in the beginning?
04:47You said not to take anything from outside, and I have a-
04:50I told you not to open your bags!
04:54We have strict rules here.
04:56Try to follow them in our institute.
04:58Practice manicure somewhere else.
05:02Alright.
05:03But before you touch my bag again, try to get your nails done next time.
05:08That's right!
05:09Our best wishes, kids. Do not forget to raid our tour in your ass.
05:18Stupid rat.
05:20Doctor! One of the rest is gone!
05:22Again?
05:23ALARM!
05:24Code Red!
05:25Immediately shut all gates!
05:28Stupid rat!
05:29You really made a mess back there.
05:41What do I do with you?
05:44Is this one of those rats from the laboratory?
05:47Nah, it's just a souvenir, a toy.
05:53Woah!
05:54It looks like the rat from South Carolina needs me up to school.
05:57It's so quiet!
05:59Check out what cute eyes it has!
06:01Like little babies!
06:08Now line up, you little ruts!
06:14Sit down!
06:19Our topic today is the year 1453.
06:23Who would tell me what historical events happened that year?
06:30Well, there's a show of hands I see.
06:33Well, you little scavengers, I'll give you a tip.
06:37The Great Empire fell that year.
06:40The House of Greatest Minds.
06:42Like Anna Komdena.
06:44Like Kom-ena?
06:45That legendary Empress gave her life to philosophy and history.
06:53And she wasn't staring at cutie boys, Diane!
06:57Diane!
07:00Maybe you can tell us which Empire fell in the year 1453.
07:04Uh...
07:05Isengard.
07:06Uh...
07:08Isengard.
07:10Uh...
07:11Isengard!
07:12What the hell is Isengard?!
07:13You stupid mind crappers always have gibberish in your minds!
07:19Alright team, restore the reputation of your hopeless generation.
07:25It's Byzantium.
07:27Well of course it's Byzantium!
07:28Oh goodness!
07:30Maybe you can make me even happier telling me what Komdena was actually famous for!
07:34As I remember, she was one of the first women historians.
07:38I think she wrote...
07:40Alexiad.
07:42That's correct!
07:43But she was actually the one who finished it!
07:45She ended the work of her husband, Nicola Formel.
07:48And actually, I didn't like it much.
07:49I didn't like it much.
07:50I should say it's more kind of a novel of fiction.
07:53Not a work of a real historian.
07:55What the ffff?
07:57What the ffff?
07:59No!
08:00Holy Democritus!
08:02Catch the pest!
08:04This little shed head!
08:07Look out Dee, it's in your bag!
08:09Let's burn it down!
08:10You know, that's his pet rat.
08:12He, like, stole it from the lab and takes it with him, like, everywhere.
08:17The whole class can confirm it.
08:19That isn't gonna end, though.
08:23Hmm...
08:27Uh, Dad?
08:29Not now, Heavy.
08:31Oh, Dee?
08:33It's, you know, uh, you've been called to school.
08:36On what occasion?
08:38Well, our history teacher's gone nuts today.
08:40He's been seeing creatures.
08:42Okay.
08:45Okay.
08:50Yes, yes, come in.
08:54Holy Cicero!
08:56Good day!
09:00As far as I've been told, you're unhappy with my son's appearance and behavior.
09:05Ugh...
09:07No...
09:08I am totally satisfied with Dee's attitude and knowledge.
09:12He is actually a calm, smart, and clever young man.
09:15So...
09:16Why did you call me then?
09:18The rat!
09:20The rat?
09:22Dee took this rat to school!
09:23No idea on what purpose.
09:25Ah, Dee told me that you may have hallucinations.
09:28I can recommend you excellent meds for those.
09:30I wish it was a hallucination, but I saw it with my own eyes!
09:35It was a black rat with a tail longer than her own body!
09:38If your description is right, then it should be Raddus Raddus, and it just doesn't live in our region.
09:43It was supplanted with gray rats.
09:45Don't care about Raddus, but it's crap just was totally real!
09:48And now my shoe is in its feces!
09:51In this school, my top priority is cleanliness and discipline.
09:55Indeed, just ruin those.
09:57The school is not a place for pests.
10:00And as I can read your face, maybe you should check your household for pests, too.
10:06And that's it.
10:08Don't want to steal your time no more.
10:10And what's that thingamajig?
10:13Oh, that's just in case, don't worry.
10:16You never know when this thing will come handy.
10:18Farewell.
10:20Yeah, take care.
10:25Come in.
10:28Hello, Dee.
10:29What are you doing?
10:31Just sorting my books, you know.
10:33And Hal was the teacher.
10:35All went just perfect.
10:36We had...
10:38A very clever talk.
10:40Didn't he mention the rat?
10:42The rat? Oh yeah, he did mention it.
10:45But why do you ask?
10:47He was chasing rats the entire lesson, and it was hilarious.
10:52Well, to be honest, he sounds...
10:56...totally sane.
11:00And what's there?
11:01Dad, ain't I mature enough to have my own secrets?
11:06Do you get what I mean?
11:12Yeah, of course.
11:15Do you remember the main rule of our household?
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