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Metal Family season 2 episode 4 - Metal Family English

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00:01Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hello?
00:29Thanks, man. Are you sure the test is today? Damn, in the second period, really?
00:38Uh, prepared? Are you kidding me? I've been screwing up my rank all night.
00:44Heavy! Are you up already, or what? Yeah, I'll be down in a minute!
00:50We'll figure something out, like copying off of Angelica.
00:54By the way, is she coming? Ha! Sweet! Alright, see you, man.
01:00Let's see. So far, so good for now. But what'll I do about the test?
01:05Heavy, dammit! Where the hell are you? I'm coming!
01:10Morning, everyone! I-
01:14Mom was pissed off that you were coming down so slow and left.
01:17You'd better take a seat, if you don't want to make Dad pissed off, too.
01:21Oh.
01:26And, uh, what's for breakfast?
01:29Heavy, what do you think you're doing?
01:32Uh?
01:32Why couldn't you come down faster?
01:35What? I-I didn't mean to. I-I mean, what?
01:39What are your intentions? To make it bad?
01:43Bad? Huh? Who's bad?
01:44To make bad your cake!
01:49Happy birthday!
01:54Cool! The whole cake!
01:57Fasuda!
02:00Ha ha ha! Here's my little scared humunculus!
02:04Ha! Dee hasn't fell for that joke in five years!
02:07More like since I was five. Happy birthday, Heavy!
02:12Now, let's munch!
02:15Do you want an eye or an ear?
02:17Uh, eye of course!
02:20HULK!
02:22Mmm!
02:23Ooh!
02:24Somebody eat HULK!
02:26I-HULK Wine, probably!
02:31HULK!
02:32HULK!
02:33Choking!
02:34Ooh, looks like somebody's getting his first present.
02:48Ain't they got a badass shine.
02:51They're titanium.
02:53Titanium?
02:54Titanium's cool?
02:56It's freakin' awesome.
02:58They're perfect for your first piercing.
03:01P-p-piercing?
03:03Those are my first earrings.
03:05Shive gave them to me.
03:06And de-used them too.
03:08Now they are yours.
03:10And fear not, piercing ain't painful.
03:13Almost.
03:15Now you are grown up.
03:17They would look just lovely on you.
03:19Just choose what parts you're gonna get pierced.
03:23Do your nipples.
03:24They take longer to heal.
03:26Uh, thanks.
03:27I'll just leave these here for now.
03:28I'm late for school anyway.
03:31Well, that's a pity.
03:34But we already signed you up for the 9 o'clock slot.
03:38Uh, you mean like 9 o'clock AM?
03:41Don't you worry.
03:42If we stop losing time, you'll make it to the second period.
03:45Yeah, well, and if you want, it's not a big deal really.
03:49It's not like you have anything important today.
03:51Test or something, kinda.
03:56This one.
03:57Can I get this one?
03:59No.
04:00That is too much.
04:02But mom!
04:03No!
04:04But pretty please!
04:06Hi there, dentist!
04:07We brought your new patient.
04:10So you made up your mind or what?
04:13FYI, I have appointments.
04:14I have a business to run.
04:16Can your daughter have a piercing or not?
04:18No, she absolutely cannot.
04:20But mama!
04:22No way a mother with any sense would let her child get those abominations.
04:28Did you bring yours to convince them too?
04:31It's a dead fish.
04:33Well, it was their idea actually.
04:36Don't lie.
04:38By the way, Heavy, if you want to get your tongue nailed then you'll need another set of jewels.
04:42But don't worry, we'll buy you a barbell if you need.
04:46Please adopt me!
04:47I'll be calling you mommy!
04:49Please take me with you!
04:52So what's up?
04:53Is the patient ready?
04:55Ready-o, old radio!
04:57Okay, what hole's you gonna make, kiddo?
04:59Well, uh, what's the longest piercing that you can make?
05:03The longest one?
05:05The longest is putting the dick in four.
05:07We call it alien's egg.
05:14My bad.
05:16My bad.
05:17Okay, let's go classics.
05:20Eyebrows or ears?
05:35What do you need a scalpel for?
05:37That's, you know, for scary dorks.
05:48Okay, check it out.
05:49Maybe you want to move it left or right.
05:52Uh, can you move it more towards the center?
05:56You're the boss.
06:01Okay, and now a little further.
06:06And now I'd like to try something between the previous position and the one before that.
06:11Are you wasting my time, kid?
06:13Oh, no, no, no.
06:14So then leave it to the professional.
06:16I'll do my best, pinky promise.
06:32Hey, Doc, we're losing him.
06:34He passed out?
06:35Well, that's good.
06:36Maybe I just ran out of lidocaine.
06:46Mom, he's waking up.
06:48Oh, Heavy, you're awake.
06:50Get away.
06:52Congratulations, my boy.
06:53If they don't call me to school after this, I'll be frustrated.
07:01Wow.
07:02Oh, and also, you should speak less because your tongue is pierced, too.
07:06Shh.
07:09Ha ha, I got you again!
07:12Okay, Glam, how long before we get there?
07:14Eleven minutes, maybe twelve.
07:17Wait, what time is it?
07:199.32.
07:19You won't make it to the test.
07:22Don't cry now.
07:30Oh, you little piece of crap!
08:01This music burns yourself!
08:03This music burns yourself!
08:04This music burns yourself!
08:05This music burns yourself!
08:08This music burns yourself!
08:09This music burns yourself!
08:11This music burns yourself!
08:11This music burns yourself!
08:11This music burns yourself!
08:11This music burns yourself!
08:11This music burns yourself!
08:12This music burns yourself!
08:12This music burns yourself!
08:13This music burns yourself! This music burns yourself!
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