00:01You ever in a gang?
00:03All the years we've been working together,
00:06have I ever mentioned me being in a gang?
00:08I don't know, maybe you're too embarrassed to admit it.
00:10Do I look like someone who would be in a gang?
00:13Well, you know.
00:16Well, what about you?
00:17Mr. Crew Cut, bullet scars, only goes by G.
00:20You're like one swastika tattooing a pair of Doc Martens
00:23away from looking like all the white supremacists we ever busted.
00:26I got better teeth. You know it.
00:29Yeah, okay. Here we go.
00:32A little garden party going on here.
00:34Yeah.
00:40Black tank table sells all day later.
00:45You guys lost?
00:47Yeah, we're just looking for a friend.
00:49I don't think you have any friends here.
00:52Yeah, you're probably right.
00:54Just want to ask one of your boys about something you might have seen.
00:58Nice car.
01:00Yeah, it is.
01:01Don't touch it.
01:02I'm serious.
01:07There's only one way this goes well for you, Salazar.
01:10How's that?
01:11You tell us where James Martinez is, and we're gone.
01:14What makes you think I know him?
01:16You wouldn't be much of a leader if you didn't.
01:19I don't know you.
01:20I know a lot of cops.
01:22We're federal agents.
01:23You wouldn't want to know us.
01:25Spring cleaning.
01:26Every year, I disinfect my entire electronic world.
01:28So Instagram, Twitter, DBR, iPod, Facebook, the whole shebang.
01:31You're on Facebook?
01:32Yeah.
01:33I mean, we use aliases and don't post any pictures that would compromise us.
01:37Us?
01:38Yeah, I'm on too.
01:39But unlike Deeks, my page doesn't need to be sanitized.
01:41Wait a minute.
01:42So you special agent ninjas don't dust off your digitals?
01:44I dust my digitals daily.
01:45Smell that?
01:46That, my friend, is downy fresh Facebook.
01:48So fresh and so clean.
01:49You're deleting friends, aren't you?
01:50Yeah.
01:51The first casualties to go are people that post pictures of their entrees.
01:54I've got zero tolerance for food bookers.
01:56Eric, he's talking about Eric.
01:58Okay.
01:59You know what?
02:00You need to climb off your sea biscuit there, Kenzie.
02:02I've got zero tolerance for food bookers.
02:05Eric, he's talking about Eric.
02:07Okay, you know what?
02:08You need to climb off your sea biscuit there, Kenzie,
02:11because you are dangling by a thermionic thread.
02:13Why?
02:14Because you post, like, these obtuse and vague photos that elicit a response.
02:18You know what you are, Kenzalina?
02:20You're a vague booker.
02:21A vague booker.
02:22I mean, there are worse things, but I really can't think of any.
02:25How about the dude that dedicates 11 albums to his dog?
02:32Um, 6'3", 225.
02:34That is big.
02:35It's not big.
02:36You know, it's above average.
02:38I'll give you that.
02:39But I'm not like some oversized behemoth.
02:41I've got good proportions.
02:42What is this all about?
02:44The other night, my family was watching Project Runway.
02:47And all of a sudden, it became funny time in the Hannah household.
02:49I started talking about how I need a makeover.
02:51Don't start.
02:53When I find something that works, I stick with it.
02:55I hear ya.
02:56Our lives are dangerous enough without taking any fashion risks.
02:59I tried to mix it up.
03:00I went over to Robertson to pick up some jeans over the weekend.
03:03You bought clothes on Robertson?
03:05No.
03:06You know why?
03:07Because they don't carry clothes for men my size.
03:10That's what the guy said to me.
03:12Wow.
03:13And he's still alive.
03:14When did grown men start wearing skinny jeans?
03:17Hmm?
03:18Could you picture me in a pair of skinny jeans?
03:20I couldn't fit my arm in a pair of skinny jeans.
03:23You were Huskies as a kid, didn't you?
03:25Why do I talk to you, man?
03:28Because even a man your size needs a friend.
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