00:00Mine was a family of famous witches. Great-grandma had world renown.
00:22She was the witch who put the hex on an entire city we'll call X.
00:29She brewed a brew which they all sipped into a coma. They slipped.
00:39My sisters and my cousins and my aunts all won prizes for their poisonous plants.
00:50And dear mother, as she bid this realm adieu, said sweet daughter, this advice I leave with you.
01:04If you're gonna be a witch, be a witch. Not a wishy-washy witch. But a witch. Be that witch which all the witches follow.
01:16If you're gonna be a witch, be a witch. Not a wishy-washy witch. But a witch. Be that witch which all the witches follow.
01:30Be a vulture bird and not a swallow. Have a cackle that is nice and hollow. If you're gonna be a witch. Be a witch.
01:46If you're gonna be a witch. Be a witch. Not a namby-pamby witch. Never switch. Be a witch that's absolutely ruthless.
02:08And to coin a phrase be downright toothless. And in every photograph be toothless. If you're gonna be a witch. Be a witch. That's the pitch. Be a witch. Be a witch.
02:28You're gonna be a witch.
02:43Let's go there.
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