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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02And where's your boy, Rosanoff?
00:03My what?
00:04Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:06No, I mean, no, no, not your boy.
00:08Just, like, it's always, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:11He's hot.
00:12We should act and listen, like, making cold.
00:14He's an asshole, right?
00:15I mean, yeah, basically.
00:17The record for this event,
00:18currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:21Glad to see Rosanoff gonna hold my record
00:23for more than a minute.
00:24Let's shoot, bro.
00:25I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:27Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:29Be nice, Bonnie.
00:30Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:31I don't know.
00:32Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:34We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:36No worries.
00:37I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:38Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:40Trust me.
00:41You look great in silver, Bonnie.
00:42Don't even stress.
00:43Good one.
00:44I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:59Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia
01:02in February talking about getting ice cream?
01:04Winter Olympics, baby.
01:05I'm sure this should be, right?
01:06Hey, isn't that...
01:07Oh, yeah.
01:08All in there.
01:09What's up, motherfucker?
01:10Good boys.
01:11Hey.
01:12All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:13My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:14We're training together.
01:15Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:16I'd love to show up for them.
01:17Oh, yeah, man.
01:18Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:19What do you mean?
01:20Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:21I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey,
01:38here's me.
01:39Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:43Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:45Nope.
01:50Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
02:00Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
02:03What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0570 points last season.
02:07Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:10A season he, he called need to win.
02:13Those are his words, and he has zero, zero points.
02:17He's in a fog.
02:19His passes aren't connecting.
02:21He's barely skating.
02:22I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:24And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:28Russia!
02:29...
02:33...
02:38...
02:43...
02:48...
02:50I am very sorry about that.
03:11Definitely not a big deal.
03:12How may I help you?
03:15What's good?
03:16Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:23Any allergies?
03:24No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:25Okay.
03:26Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:29Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Yeah, that's it.
03:32But what?
03:34Oh, um, nothing.
03:35Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:39Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:42I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:46Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:48Yeah?
03:49Blueberry with a banana.
03:50I take that.
03:51If it's okay to order off-menu.
03:54Kip.
03:55I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:59Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:24It's really hot.
04:25Oh, yeah, the banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:30I don't know.
04:31I guess it must.
04:36Here.
04:37Thanks.
04:40Um, that's way too much.
04:43It's for you.
04:44It's a great smoothie.
04:46Thanks again, Kip.
04:47A girl.
04:54Holy shit, are you?
04:59Was that Scott Hunter?
05:01Was that what?
05:02Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
05:06A girl.
05:07Clock winding down in the second period, 2-1 for Anaheim.
05:11We have girls with the draw.
05:12And this is what we're watching?
05:15We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to
05:19watch, uh, what is this?
05:21Let me check my name.
05:22Hockey?
05:23Shut up, Sean.
05:24We have to turn it off.
05:25No, no, no, no.
05:25Please keep it on.
05:26Huh?
05:27Thank you, Kyle.
05:28Thank you, Kyle.
05:30Thank you, Kyle.
05:31You're welcome.
05:31Twice.
05:33He said Kip.
05:34Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:36Maria, that is setting the bar so low.
05:39And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:41It almost sounded hot.
05:42Okay, that's not fair.
05:43Not hot.
05:43Just normal.
05:45Okay.
05:45I'm listening.
05:46Fuck both of you, okay?
05:47Kip is short for Christopher.
05:48It's not that weird.
05:49It's short for Christopher.
05:51And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
05:54Oh, my God.
05:54Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:56He said it.
05:57He said it.
05:59Another round?
06:00Thank you, Kyle.
06:02Thank you, Kyle.
06:05And you?
06:05Fogg sends it back to Hunter.
06:08Look, look, look.
06:09He's on the TV right now.
06:11Sean, look right now.
06:11Oh, my God.
06:12Okay.
06:13Fogg's to Hunter.
06:14Hunter's in front of the net.
06:15And he scores!
06:17A rare goal from Scott Hunter.
06:19Oh, wow.
06:20Right?
06:20He knows your name.
06:22Yeah.
06:23I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:25Shut the fuck up.
06:26He literally is gay.
06:27Jesus Christ.
06:30He scored a hat-trick last night.
06:33Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:37I just didn't realize that...
06:38We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:46Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:47Nice to see you again, Scott.
06:50You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:53I am.
06:54This is awesome.
06:55I mean, wow.
06:56You had a night last night.
06:57Oh, did you watch?
06:58I did, yeah.
06:59I don't usually...
07:00Sorry, that sounds rude.
07:02I'm...
07:02No, I got it.
07:04Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:06It was amazing.
07:07He's a huge fan.
07:09But, yeah.
07:09I watched last night.
07:11Wow.
07:11You know, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try
07:18to perfect it.
07:20Okay.
07:21So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:25Anything you'd like different?
07:27Nothing at all.
07:29There you go.
07:31Okay.
07:32You really can't keep doing this.
07:33I really can.
07:34Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:43Dude.
07:43Girl.
07:44Was that?
07:45Yes, it fucking was.
07:53Sorry I'm late.
07:55No outside food or drink.
07:56Fuck off, Kyle.
08:01And I know the whole smoothie thing is done, or whatever, but he just...
08:04keeps saying my name, and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:07Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
08:09Because I am not looking for a date.
08:11Yes.
08:11I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
08:14Could you please listen to me?
08:15Kyle, remote.
08:22Extra shrimp.
08:26New York with control of the fucking heroes.
08:28Now I'm fully listening.
08:30What are you doing?
08:30Just putting the game on.
08:31Elena.
08:32What?
08:33It's a sports bar.
08:33Let's watch sport.
08:36Am I being crazy?
08:37What does Maria say?
08:38She says he's funny.
08:39Me too.
08:40Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:42And probably this idiot.
08:44He's not an idiot.
08:48Jesus.
08:49Right.
08:51When's his next home game?
08:53Come on.
08:54If you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:56I don't plan my shifts.
08:58I just gobble up as many as I can.
09:01Saturday.
09:01They play at home again on Saturday.
09:03They play at home again on Saturday.
09:03Are you working?
09:07Fuck.
09:08No.
09:09Fix that.
09:10I don't know.
09:10I don't know.
09:19Hey.
09:21I didn't know if you, uh...
09:24It's nice to see you.
09:29Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
09:31Extra banana.
09:32this one's on the house oh come on it's about my pay grade management heard you came in
09:44and no you may not tip me and yes i'm using proper grammar to prove to you that i'm being serious
09:50okay um may i drink this here i've got some emails to answer so i thought yeah you totally may
10:02know
10:05so
10:09so
10:13so
10:16so
10:21so
10:25so
10:29you're not worried about breaking your routine
10:35uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
10:39turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think it could be a spree
10:46killer what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time but isn't a
10:54serial killer as someone who kills multiple people minimum three but over a period of time
10:59not all at once how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books and uh yeah serial killers
11:09make me feel not obsessive which which is a relief well i've read some things about athletes okay
11:20before you say anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team that
11:24possibly off the record yes maybe but no not me no i swear barely had two concussions
11:31okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah all of that
11:40but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science science only really matters during the playoffs oh
11:45okay that's super comforting listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i expect you
11:50to get the ins and outs of science and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole stop
11:55shaving thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
11:58um
12:06do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taken them so i mean uh if if you want
12:20yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you super happy to do it
12:29you sure
12:31i'm sure
12:34these are better than my company seats i get it it's a really good seat well yeah they they're hands
12:44you know we're first date but i think i'm into this what are you talking about well you're with a
12:51girl and he's out oh my god shut up elena
12:53oh wow that wasn't it wasn't to me that was he just nodded at you no there's no proof of that
13:03wait for fuck's sake
13:11good job i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you good job i love you
13:26hey hunter too bad you can't play at home every night right it's better for you huh
13:33go fuck yourself rosanoff all right it's more fun if you're there
13:37hope next time we play you decide to show up
13:49cheap true
13:53starting to sound like him i'm sorry what
14:01you fucking heard me honda what the fuck is that supposed to mean well there's something you
14:08really don't expect to see especially after the final whistle and especially from hollander and
14:13hunter a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road trivity out
14:17i'm gonna hit the sack yeah there you go handsome all right have a good day off it's not a day off i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow yeah i just you know you get to sleep in for once so i'm just happy for you it's only meant you know i uh i'm proud of your hustle kiddo you know you didn't get that scholarship anyway so please no jinxing me no way no way good night
14:46night night dad love you love your back
14:53mother fucker
15:00what's happening to you uh what's your problem i can't find my my black suit and i have to leave so so soon
15:07okay okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet so why are you freaking out thank you okay hey hey are you okay
15:14yeah i'm fine i just i need the money and i can't fuck this job up yes and i get it but you're not gonna fuck it up because you're amazing and it's gonna be great i love you
15:24yeah you too yes buddy
15:26i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry oh you're a mess it's okay it's not my only talks
15:46new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a tray
15:52it's uh it's really okay i'm so sorry again oh bunny
15:57babe i don't know what that was i know i'm a complete fuck up and i'm sorry you're not a complete
16:05fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into art sean please don't fire me
16:10no one is firing you just calm down and get your shit together okay okay i know you need the money
16:18baby okay deep breath inhale exhale
16:24you think you can handle quiche they're dry
16:28hey i am so sorry about earlier that woman is horrible and i'm the one who should apologize i was
16:51standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot no i'm the idiot you're just a normal
16:55hungry person at a fundraiser and that woman did seem horrible full disclosure i hate this food
17:00well full disclosure i hate serving it
17:02i'm i'm sorry i have to do you like mexican food
17:07yeah of course i'm not a serial killer or even a spree killer you sure yeah it was the time
17:16but do you have the time to grab a bite with me like when this this thing is over
17:20tonight yeah with you uh wow oh yeah yeah okay yeah yeah because there's uh there's this great
17:31place right around the corner and it's open late and okay um you don't mind wait until i'm done
17:36not even a little
17:38hi
18:00that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
18:20how would you feel about where we're in
18:22holy shit
18:38oh my god
18:45i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but
19:07this is insane do you want the full tour now or uh or epic horror
19:18what's the thing about here
19:19love you
19:21love you
19:25love you
19:31love you
19:33love you
19:35love you
19:39love you
19:40love you
19:44Wow, you are so beautiful.
20:01I can't believe you're doing it to me.
20:04I'm so into you.
20:06I'm so into you.
20:08I guess I'm thinking about you.
20:14I'm so into you.
20:44I'm so into you.
20:51What are you doing?
20:53I didn't want to wake you.
20:55And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow and, you know.
21:08Can you stay?
21:10Yeah.
21:14Then stay, please.
21:15Then stay, please.
21:15Okay.
21:17Okay.
21:22Okay.
21:23Did I wake you?
21:53Yeah.
21:54Okay.
21:54I meant to surprise you and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in your fridge
21:58and you basically had all the ingredients.
22:00I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
22:04You were very organized.
22:05And I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have your game, that you'd probably
22:09still want you.
22:10Can I fuck you?
22:11Can I fuck you?
22:22Absolutely.
22:23Absolutely.
22:24So, I should probably go?
22:30I should probably go.
22:31I should probably go.
22:37Hmm.
22:38Um.
22:39What if you didn't?
22:40Go?
22:41Yeah.
22:42Like ever?
22:43Fuck.
22:44Fuck.
22:45All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
23:16I know I'm too intense.
23:17Everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
23:19Is it okay?
23:20Can I be too intense?
23:23Yeah.
23:24Yeah.
23:25I, um, I never do this.
23:32Never brought anyone back here.
23:36Like ever.
23:37Um.
23:38Yeah.
23:39My life is, uh, is complicated.
23:42Yeah.
23:43I, I get that.
23:46And I can't, um, come out.
23:54Like, not, not right now.
23:59Too many people depend on me for too much.
24:02And it would just, it would fuck everything up.
24:05And so I just thought I would, um, I don't know.
24:09Wait, I guess.
24:12Yeah.
24:13Wait till hockey was over and maybe I could fade away better.
24:19But I, um, you, it's just, uh, I want you so bad.
24:36And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something that's, that's probably fucked up.
24:43Like I, I know I'm fucked up.
24:45I get it.
24:46I'm, I'm not pretending.
24:47I'm not.
24:48But I really, really like you.
24:53And I want you to stay.
24:55So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
25:01I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
25:05And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
25:11I, um, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
25:20Is, uh, is that too much?
25:25You can say it if it is, uh, do say something, though.
25:31I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
25:59And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
26:06Really?
26:08Yeah, really.
26:09Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
26:18Hey.
26:19How was practice?
26:20I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
26:30Yes, I sent in the applications.
26:32Very aggressive men.
26:33Yes, and even to be you.
26:34And yes, I know we hate Boston.
26:37With Elena, Dad, I'm staying with Elena.
26:40So I don't have to schlep to work.
26:41I get to sleep in an extra hour.
26:44Fuck yes.
26:46Nothing, Dad, I'm just watching the game.
26:48Yes, with Elena.
26:49Oh my God.
26:50Oh my God.
27:01Where has she even been?
27:02Oh, please.
27:03I saw you three days ago.
27:04Single since forever, overworked like she has two wicked steps.
27:08This is then she gets a man and vanishes.
27:11What a cliche.
27:12I don't have a man.
27:13Hey, kid.
27:14Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times.
27:15Please, Kyle.
27:16Oh my God, guys.
27:17He's a customer.
27:18He's not my boyfriend.
27:19I don't have a fucking boyfriend.
27:31Oh.
27:33Hiya.
27:42Morning, Scott.
27:43Morning, Kip.
27:44The usual, please.
27:45Yeah.
27:48Extra banana.
27:53I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
27:55I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
27:57Not like these, they don't.
28:02Do you really think this is a secret?
28:04What's a secret?
28:06Nothing's happening.
28:07He's just flirting with me or whatever.
28:09He's straight, I think.
28:11Girl.
28:20There's pasta salad in the fridge.
28:22Chicken, no feta.
28:24Oh yeah?
28:25Where?
28:26From me.
28:27I made it.
28:28You did?
28:31I'm not just a pretty face.
28:36Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
28:43What's that?
28:44It's an artist I love.
28:46He has a new shot.
28:47Oh, cool.
28:48I should buy some art.
28:51What?
28:52Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
28:53No, no, no, no.
28:54Oh, no, no, no.
28:55You're also a very, very hot body.
29:00Oh my God.
29:12You don't have to do this.
29:13Is that right?
29:14Is that right?
29:15That's cool.
29:16I'm...
29:17Okay.
29:25This would look great in the living room.
29:26It would work.
29:27I don't know, I'm kind of...
29:28Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
29:30I think it would...
29:31Shh.
29:35Sorry.
29:36Sorry, I just...
29:37It's okay.
29:38Um...
29:39Maybe we should...
29:41Amazing, isn't it?
29:43Yeah, it's beautiful.
29:45So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
29:49Oh, I think we're...
29:50Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
29:52Yeah.
29:54Excuse me.
29:58Sorry, he's not feeling well.
29:59No problem.
30:00No problem.
30:12I'm, uh...
30:13I'm really sorry.
30:15I thought I could do that.
30:17I really thought I could.
30:18I wanted to.
30:19I just...
30:20It's okay.
30:21No, it's not.
30:24I know it's not.
30:25Come here.
30:26Come here.
30:27Come here.
30:28Come here, come here.
30:29Come here.
30:30Come here.
30:31These road trips are just killing me.
30:56I mean, it's brutal.
30:56I think I'm cursed.
30:58Cursed?
30:59Like, scary old lady cursed?
31:01I know, I know it's dumb, but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
31:07Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
31:11Maybe. Probably.
31:13Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details, like how he blended them?
31:17What if I actually was a scary old lady?
31:20Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
31:23What do you mean?
31:27Here.
31:27Okay I know it's dumb I know it's dumb but I saw them in a bodega and I thought they
31:36looked like your smoothie I love them yeah I love them so much
31:47can I fuck you absolutely
31:57fuck yes
32:17if you say it out loud it's the curse broken hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game since last
32:23scene
32:24what say it out loud say what okay it's not it's what okay here's what I know shut up you're in love
32:46with him I'm not in love with him you are have you at least told your dad
32:53for how long now a little over two months oh baby Alina okay you you can't tell if anyone finds out
33:05that it's Scott obviously I'm not gonna tell anyone but Kip he can't come out right now okay he really wants to
33:13it's amazing he's amazing and I've never been happier honestly
33:20what's the plan babe
33:25I don't know I don't know
33:29what does your dad think
33:31that I'm fucking some married guy probably
33:36kind of wish you were
33:38just don't say that please just please be happy for me
33:42I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night
33:47I am gonna be super well behaved for you
33:50I only care that you're handsome
33:51you bitch
33:52Scott's gonna be there tomorrow night too
33:57oh I know
33:58and he better be ready for me
34:00you
34:14you
34:17you
34:19you
34:21you
34:24you
34:25you
34:28hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm alive well that is a relief i didn't want to have to
34:39call them war you know i miss you i miss you too dad all right yeah you're gonna be making
34:45an appearance here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner
34:51this week i promise perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain
34:57my ass butt well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
35:03yeah well barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught me to talk
35:09like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was something in the
35:16mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check okay don't worry
35:23about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes look i'm not gonna keep
35:29you i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i i love you too dad there i said it oh my god
35:38sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye
35:40bye bye
35:41bye
35:42bye
35:42bye
36:06I don't know.
36:36I have to say...
36:38Stop it.
36:40Stop what?
36:44He's here.
36:45You need to chill out.
36:48My God.
36:50Can I have some of yours?
36:52Yeah.
36:53Thanks.
36:57Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:59I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
37:01Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
37:05What changed?
37:06You mean a nice girl or something?
37:08I think we just found an agreement with the team.
37:12Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:13I think I spotted an old friend.
37:15No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
37:17You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:20Your mom especially.
37:22She would have just been thrilled.
37:25Thanks, Tom.
37:26Thanks.
37:26Excuse me.
37:27Yeah.
37:28Hey.
37:31Okay?
37:32Yeah.
37:33Yeah.
37:33I should be used to it.
37:41Kip, right?
37:44Christopher.
37:45Money's all dressed up.
37:46I'm Elena.
37:47Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:49I'm Scott.
37:49Pleasure.
37:50Scott.
37:51You look beautiful.
37:52You both do.
37:54Uh, sorry.
37:56Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
37:58Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:06Yes, of course.
38:07Great.
38:08Another beer, Scott?
38:09That'd be lovely.
38:10Are you enjoying the evening?
38:18I am.
38:20Are you?
38:21Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:27Touched this perfectly.
38:29Thanks.
38:30And thanks.
38:32I mean, you didn't have to.
38:33I wanted to.
38:38Okay.
38:40Elena knows.
38:43I'm, I'm sorry.
38:45Yeah.
38:46Kind of got that.
38:48It's, uh, it's okay.
38:49She's, uh, she's discreet, right?
38:52Yeah, totally.
38:52Totally.
38:53I just, I, she kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
38:58It's okay.
38:59Really.
39:00Very.
39:04This is so weird.
39:07Yeah.
39:08You should leave early.
39:09As soon as I do my speech.
39:10Eh, not before you dance with me.
39:12Pardon?
39:13I want to dance.
39:15Elena's a killer.
39:17But how could I possibly say no?
39:19So, what are your intentions with my kid?
39:28I'm serious.
39:29He's crazy about you.
39:31I'm crazy about him, too.
39:32I really am.
39:34He's also miserable.
39:37Are you miserable, too?
39:40No.
39:43Wait.
39:43What do you mean?
39:46Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:48He's not.
39:48He is.
39:51Eyes on me, handsome.
39:55I'm doing my best.
39:57I, I love him.
39:58I just can't do better right now.
40:01I, I've been honest.
40:03I know.
40:04And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
40:10But it's killing him.
40:16I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:18I'm really not.
40:19And you seem great.
40:21But he's great, too.
40:23He deserves the best.
40:31He deserves sunshine.
40:43And so do you.
40:53It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:55I know.
40:56I've already got the key to her lined up.
40:58Surf and turf.
41:00Because we're not choosing.
41:03You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
41:05It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
41:08Mm-hmm.
41:10A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
41:13It's not even really a party.
41:15It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:17Right.
41:18It's a, it's a gay bar.
41:20But it's not a club.
41:22It's just a bar.
41:23It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:26Yeah.
41:27And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:31As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:33I mean, Maria knows.
41:34My friend Sean knows.
41:36They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:43I can't.
41:46I can't do that.
41:50I wish I could.
41:51I, I, I want to.
41:54I want to tell everyone.
41:57I want people to know you're mine.
42:00That I love you.
42:02I love you too.
42:04Soon, maybe.
42:05I mean, in a few years.
42:10I know, I know, I know how it sounds.
42:17But it, it'll go by quickly.
42:18I promise.
42:20And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
42:27I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
42:29And I know that they're your family and that you feel responsible for them.
42:36And I get that, Scott.
42:38I, I really, really get that.
42:40But I, I have a family too.
42:44And I keep lying to them and I don't want to.
42:51And I miss them.
42:52I, I, I miss my dad.
42:56Sorry, I, that's not what I meant.
42:58It's okay.
42:59I know what you meant.
42:59I'm gonna go home tonight.
43:08I need to.
43:09I need to.
43:39Thank you for coming.
43:41For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
43:47But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
43:51My parents were both junior hockey coaches and they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
44:02Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
44:05Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas scholarships existed.
44:11I didn't have anybody else to help me.
44:14I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my heart.
44:22St. Thomas filled it with hope.
44:25The hope of a new family.
44:28Things, things weren't always easy.
44:31You know, they never are for anybody.
44:32But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
44:38First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals.
44:41And I never looked back.
44:45Because I never had to.
44:49The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today.
44:56Hockey gave it to me.
44:59And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
45:02So from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
45:06And for supporting this cause, because it's not just a scholarship.
45:10It's everything that comes with it.
45:13It's a whole world.
45:14A whole life.
45:16It's, uh...
45:18It's everything.
45:20It's everything.
45:39Get up.
45:40Hey, Dad.
45:42Hey, buddy.
45:42The prodigal son returned home.
45:45Look, I got, uh...
45:46There's a male here for a certain someone and it's pretty heavy.
45:50I don't want him.
45:53Hey.
45:59Hey.
46:00My boy.
46:02Come here.
46:03What's up?
46:04Oh.
46:06Hey.
46:07I'm sorry.
46:08What? You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
46:11Oh.
46:15Oh.
46:16Here's a pretty funny thing and a bullfucker ride.
46:27Congrats, Will.
46:28Love you, man.
46:28Oh.
46:29Yeah.
46:29Yeah.
46:30Yeah.
46:31Yeah.
46:32Yeah.
46:33Yeah.
46:34Yeah.
46:35Yeah.
46:36Yeah.
46:37Yeah.
46:38Yeah.
46:39Yeah.
46:40Yeah.
46:41Yeah.
46:42Yeah.
46:43Yeah.
46:44Yeah.
46:45Hey, good dress, man.
47:02It's a cool middle fucking game.
47:04Yeah, totally.
47:06I was the price of being young.
47:36Tie me up with dark love.
47:39Shiver down my empty spine.
47:42I was the price of being young.
47:47I think her lips are close to mine.
47:53Her eyes are loosely gone.
47:56Painted nails have fallen off.
47:59I think her lips are close to mine.
48:06All right.
48:13It's time to get meuriates.
48:17It's time to get meuriates and slowly tears and tears.
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