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Heated Rivalry (2025) Season 1 Episode 2
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00:00The two most talked about prospects in the world, Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:06It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:08We've seen each other a while.
00:10Yeah, Boston and a bunch of you all play against each other often.
00:12What is your room number?
00:14This is such a bad idea.
00:15You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:18A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:20Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:22My what?
00:22So what's my name going to be?
00:24Dream.
00:24How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:30What was that?
00:30Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:32What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:35No one is looking.
00:36You don't know that.
00:37Hollander, see you next season.
00:54Hollander, see you next season.
01:24Let's go!
01:26Let's go!
01:27Let's go!
01:28Let's go!
01:30I hope your magic is up.
01:33Gonna get out soon.
01:35Oh, man, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:39I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:43I really think you're gonna get out soon.
01:50Good job!
01:52Give you a hand.
01:53You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty.
02:22Don't you think I'm pretty.
02:24Close it off.
02:25Wanted back out on the ice for Boston?
02:27Oh, I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty.
02:29I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:30You think I'm pretty.
02:31I'm pretty.
02:31You think I'm pretty.
02:32I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:35I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:38Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:42I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:46I know you're up at night
02:51Hunched over your phone like
02:54A tree you dug the hill
02:57It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:02You say you're lost to seek
03:06Call the car and you're right
03:09You're washed up and relevant
03:13I'm standing in my light
03:16You're standing in my light
03:20You're sta-
03:21You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:34You say you're scary all
03:35I must be able to lose
03:38It's just the real world
03:39Humming over you
03:41In spite of everything
03:43I guess there's just no sin in the door
03:45Nice drive
03:47Now get out of the way
03:49Good job
03:51Just take a f***ing hit
03:53I said I'll see y'all
03:54You wanna be y'all
03:55You wanna be y'all
03:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:01Nice job.
04:03Get out of here.
04:04You ain't out of here.
04:06Get lost forever.
04:18Hey, if Rosano fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:24I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:26I fucking mean what I mean.
04:28They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:30The fuck does that mean?
04:32They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:34Uh, no, thanks.
04:35Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:37Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:40I'm not even now.
04:42Whatever you need, Captain.
04:44Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:50Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:55Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game, but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:02And how about that other team?
05:04Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:06He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:09Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:11No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:13Thanks, guys.
05:14Thanks, guys.
05:15It's cool.
05:16It's cool.
06:47Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:54Shut your idiot face, Marley.
06:56You're straight up blushing, Ross.
06:57Well, no.
06:58Never in life have I blushed.
07:00Russians do not do this.
07:01You will murder me.
07:18Maybe.
07:19Get in.
07:21Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:28What the fuck?
07:30You were hard, weren't you?
07:31For how long?
07:32The whole game.
07:34You're such a fucking ass.
07:36You missed me, didn't you?
07:38I fucking didn't.
07:40And I still beat your ass.
07:41Oh, barely.
07:48Wow, nice place.
07:50Thanks.
07:51I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
07:59I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:03Mr. Businessman.
08:04Mr. Businessman.
08:05Shut up.
08:06Mr. Landlord.
08:09You asked.
08:10No, I didn't.
08:11So what do you want me?
08:26In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:29Fuck you.
08:34Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:36No.
08:38I hired someone.
08:40A designer.
08:41You think there is enough?
08:44He's such an asshole.
08:47I think maybe you'll like it.
08:50I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:53I had one.
08:54You shouldn't be smoking.
08:55And you shouldn't be talking.
09:01Come here.
09:02No, you come here.
09:03No, you come here.
09:04No, you come here.
09:05No, you come here.
09:11I don't.
09:11You come here.
09:13You come here.
09:14No, you come here.
09:15It's too long.
09:17It's too long.
09:18It's too long.
09:19It's double.
09:28Don't put it in your feet.
09:40Oh, wow, wow.
09:42You think this will be enough?
09:44Fuck off.
09:49Oh, wow.
09:53Where were you?
10:01Where were you?
10:09Please don't go.
10:14Please don't go.
10:17Please don't go.
10:21Oh, my God.
10:24Stay right here.
10:29He's okay.
10:33He's okay.
10:34Hmm?
10:50Oh, she knows the fuck out.
10:53Is he okay?
10:55Are you still okay?
10:57Are you still okay?
11:25It's all right.
11:49Are you...
11:51Oh, God.
11:55Oh, God.
11:57Oh, God.
11:59Oh, God.
12:01Oh, God.
12:05Oh, God.
12:15Oh, God.
12:17Oh, God.
12:19Oh, God.
12:21Oh, God.
12:23Oh, God.
12:25Oh, God.
12:27Oh, God.
12:29Oh, God.
12:31Oh, God.
12:33Oh, God.
12:35Oh, God.
12:37Oh, God.
12:39Oh, God.
12:41Oh, God.
12:51Oh, God.
12:53Oh, God.
12:55Oh, God.
12:57Oh, God.
12:59Oh, God.
13:01Oh, God.
13:03Oh, God.
13:15Oh, God.
13:17I should go.
13:27So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:31Oh, right.
13:34Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:38Mm, yes.
13:40My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:43They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:47I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:53My father, yes.
13:55Maybe my brother, but who knows.
13:58Cool.
13:59Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:03Dreaming of what? Ron's medal?
14:06You fucking wish, dude.
14:11Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:15Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:17Such a good drink.
14:20Your cab is definitely here.
14:27Okay.
14:32Bye.
14:32Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:45For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:48and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:51What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
14:56A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff,
15:02chosen as his country's captain.
15:04All in there.
15:17All in there.
15:32What's up, motherfucker?
15:32Boys.
15:33Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:36Be nice, Fanny.
15:37Be nice, dude.
15:38I fucking lost to Lafayette.
15:39Did you see that game?
15:40Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:42A debacle.
15:43Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:45Uh, I don't know.
15:46Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:48I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:50Uh-uh.
15:51So you're going to say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:53Okay.
15:53Trust me.
15:53You look great in Silver, Vani.
15:55Don't even stress.
15:55Oh, good one.
15:59Does your room have that smell?
16:01Yes.
16:02Yes, it does.
16:03Is it black mold?
16:05Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:06He's probably right.
16:07The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:09All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
16:11My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:13We train together.
16:14Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:16I'd love to show up for him.
16:17Hell yeah, man.
16:18Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:21What do you mean?
16:23Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:27I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:31hey, here's me.
16:33Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:36Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:47Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:11Fucking hell yeah, dude.
17:12I'm just going to go and find the bathroom.
17:17Hey.
17:27I'm not here.
17:42No, I'm not.
17:45I saw you up here.
17:46I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:47Fine.
17:49Go sit down.
17:53We are not anything.
17:56Go away, Hollander.
18:04Are you okay?
18:07Please, go.
18:09You didn't answer my text.
18:12No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:14Now you go.
18:17Fine.
18:18Fuck.
18:32You need to meet.
18:34Yes, father.
18:37The minister still wants to meet you today,
18:39not at all night,
18:40not at all.
18:44This is a joy of me.
18:45You must be a joy of joy.
18:47After yesterday's
18:49you won't win.
18:53Lattie.
18:54Lattie.
18:55And he's still playing.
18:58How did you do it?
19:00It's not sad?
19:01It's not sad.
19:02They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:07It's not a game, it's a game.
19:09It's a real shame.
19:11It's not a doubt that you showed up in childhood.
19:14Now I'm playing better than when I was.
19:17Our team is traumatized.
19:20The team is playing.
19:22What is this American absurd?
19:24What is this game?
19:26You're a captain, you're playing games.
19:29You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:37Who is this to you?
19:40Your mother?
19:42She can't do this.
19:48No, my father.
19:52Mom died.
19:53Mom died.
19:54Mom died.
19:55Mom died.
19:56You remember her?
19:57I was in your case.
19:58I was in your case.
20:00Where's Polina?
20:01In Moscow?
20:02Of course.
20:03Of course.
20:04We need to go.
20:05In Moscow?
20:06Of course.
20:07Of course.
20:08We need to go.
20:09We need to go.
20:10We need to go.
20:11We need to go.
20:12We need to go.
20:14We need to go.
20:15In the evening.
20:16I want to meet him.
20:17In the evening.
20:18I want to meet him with the minister.
20:24Yeah.
20:25You ready?
20:26Go on.
20:27Of course, he always has the same.
20:31He always has the same.
20:33And he always has the same.
20:35He was not in the form.
20:37He was in the form.
20:39He was in the form.
20:41He has to be a prize in the United States.
20:43He has to be good.
20:46He's good.
20:47He's good.
20:49It's a problem with the leader.
20:51It's always a problem.
20:53Leader.
20:55You're too much talking.
20:57You're too much talking.
20:59You're my angel.
21:01You're too much talking.
21:03You're my angel.
21:05You're too much talking.
21:07Especially when it's about hockey.
21:09Only when we win, dad.
21:11I'm going to go to a bar.
21:13He needs one more.
21:17Look how she's behind you.
21:19From the same age.
21:22I'm an angel.
21:23It would be nice if I remember it.
21:25I want to drink.
21:27I want to drink.
21:28It's interesting to me.
21:47There's Niki.
21:48Aïnya?
21:53Séboulou.
21:54I've been a long, Sasha.
22:00I think you played well.
22:02I would like to tell you about thank you, but I know, you didn't watch any games.
22:06For the most people who have had been a son of a hockey coach, you shouldn't have to eliminate this.
22:11I sometimes pay attention to my opinion.
22:14When I know what it costs, I pay attention to my opinion.
22:18In any case, it doesn't have any meaning for you.
22:21It doesn't? Why did you decide that?
22:24My father...
22:25Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:28You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:31And you don't care about these crazy games,
22:34when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:37Really?
22:38Yes, really.
22:39Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey,
22:42but New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:45I think you'll win this year in Montreal.
22:48This year?
22:49Yes, this year.
22:50Because I think that Mitko is traumatized.
22:55Where do you know all this?
22:57On the extra sense.
22:59With a traumatized brother, you can't go there.
23:02You've seen the team quite well.
23:06Come on, come on.
23:07And then you'll win.
23:08You'll win the most.
23:09First of all, you'll win wherever you are.
23:10Because you'll win whoever you want in the West.
23:11You can win whoever you want in the West, Chicago, not that before.
23:16In the final, probably San Francisco, and they're good, but too young.
23:23So you win the Coupe Xenia for a year earlier than I was talking about.
23:31No, thank you. I'm going to sleep.
23:33Tomorrow you should look ideal.
23:37You should look ideal.
23:39But you need to talk about it.
23:43We'll see you later.
23:45Bye.
23:46See you later.
23:47Bye.
23:48Bye.
23:53Well, how are you, Sash?
23:58There's a great place.
24:02I just love this place.
24:05Clubs?
24:07It's my head.
24:08The boys.
24:10It's just a nice place.
24:12And the boys?
24:14Well, you've seen the French boys?
24:19Yeah, or?
24:21The boys.
24:26The boys.
24:27It's a Ruth.
24:28Cause for a little girl.
24:29What you say....
24:30The men are doing
24:43But you were more fun than you remember.
24:51Do you remember?
25:04Here? Seriously?
25:06I don't know.
25:08The danger was to you earlier.
25:12If you remember, it doesn't change.
25:17We are the children, Sash.
25:22Yes.
25:24That's right.
25:29Stop.
25:31Okay. We're going somewhere.
25:34No.
25:44Okay. I'll find a wedding.
25:49Okay.
25:58I'll go.
25:59I was happy to see you.
26:29There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:33Okay. Playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:35That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:37Hollander, is that a rule?
26:38Unfortunately, it is.
26:39Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:42No, no. Fuck you, Swedish in bread.
26:44Fuck you, AJ.
26:45Just fucking do it.
26:46Hey, then.
26:47Oh, stop.
26:49Boys, let's start.
26:50Turn it up.
26:51It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
26:54As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
26:57Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:00A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:05He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:10Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:12Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:17I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:21I don't need to think about that.
27:22That was yesterday.
27:23That was before.
27:24Now, I only need one thing.
27:29I need to win.
27:33Here.
27:34At home.
27:35Tonight.
27:36As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:41but I want to hear our fans.
27:43I want to hear them scream.
27:46I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:49I know you can do it.
27:52I've seen you fucking do it.
27:54I've seen every one of you do it.
27:57So, leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:01Because this is our fucking night.
28:06This is our fucking cup.
28:09Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:17Great fuckings.
28:18We're fuckings.
28:22I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:26Shane hates him the most.
28:28What?
28:29You hate Rosenhoff.
28:30Of course.
28:31But, he's very good at hockey.
28:34The best probably.
28:35Eh, nah.
28:36You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:38Yeah.
28:39Okay?
28:40Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russia.
28:43And that is that.
28:44The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:48What a comeback story this year for Amelia Rosenhoff.
28:51Ah.
28:52The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:54Leading his team in block shots.
28:56In shots against.
28:57And obviously, the final match.
29:00There's literally hundreds of people.
29:14Well, nice watch.
29:33Can I give those to you for free or what?
29:35Where the fuck were you on?
29:36Five seconds.
29:3725 seconds.
29:38What are we even doing?
29:41And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award.
29:44I was busy.
29:45Was who?
29:46Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:54But the most important thing...
29:57Is the friends we make along the way.
30:01Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:06What?
30:07Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:10Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:14Great.
30:20Give me your number.
30:21I'll text them to you.
30:22No chance.
30:25And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:28The Lord's Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player...
30:34I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
30:34I'll get you to...
30:35I'll get you to...
30:35I'll get you to...
30:37I'll get you to...
30:38Oh, my God.
31:08Well...
31:11What?
31:14What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:17You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:21You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us,
31:24and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:27So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:32Well?
31:36I want you to suck my dick.
31:38Oh, fuck you.
31:39You are unbelievable.
31:40You suck my dick.
31:55Maybe it's nice, Lee.
31:57I want you to suck my dick.
32:00I want you to suck my dick.
32:03Yeah?
32:04Please.
32:09If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:14you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:15Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:28Please.
32:29No.
32:40No.
32:40What?
32:44No.
32:46We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring
32:53party after.
32:54And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will
33:03maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:07When did your English get so good?
33:14I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:17Really?
33:18No.
33:19The New Yorker is boring.
33:20My dad loves it.
33:26Ah.
33:27So being boring is, is genetic.
33:30Wow.
33:31Genetic.
33:37Let's make a deal.
33:39If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:47And if you win?
33:50Good luck coming.
34:20I'll be waiting.
34:21I'll be waiting.
34:23They're gonna be, I'm gonna be in this position right now.
34:26Right.
34:27I'm gonna line up.
34:29I'll be here.
34:29Especially since the city, I'm the last game.
34:31I'll be just going to find it.
34:32I'll be here.
34:33See?
34:33It's gonna.
34:41I'm gonna.
34:45I'm gonna.
34:45I'm gonna.
34:45I'm gonna.
34:47It's gonna.
34:47It's gonna.
34:48Okay.
34:48It's gonna.
34:48It's gonna.
34:49It's gonna.
34:49Congratulations.
34:56Now take off your clothes.
34:59You're such an asshole.
35:19You're such an asshole.
35:49You're such an asshole.
36:19You're such an asshole.
36:21This is a good hotel.
36:23Very nice vodka.
36:24It's hard to find in America.
36:26Okay.
36:30Touch yourself.
36:31What?
36:32Show up for me.
36:33I want to watch you.
36:34You what?
36:36It's my special day, Hollander.
36:37I want to watch.
36:38I've never.
36:39No shit.
36:40Fuck you.
36:41Give me some vodka at least.
36:44No, no, no.
36:45Vodka is for after.
36:46It's your reward.
36:47After is your reward.
36:48No.
36:49No.
36:50No.
36:51No.
36:52No.
36:53No.
36:54No.
36:55No.
36:56No.
36:57No.
36:58No.
36:59No.
37:00No.
37:01No.
37:02No.
37:03No.
37:04No.
37:05No.
37:19No.
37:20Do you want to know how it feels?
37:21do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:34describe it oh my god all in there
37:36are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:02i need you what you know tell me
38:15you
38:21i need you
38:32so
38:35so
39:15So Russia this year was something else.
39:29It's intense there.
39:36So are you heading back soon?
39:39Back.
39:41To Russia for the summit?
39:44Oh, yes.
39:45Why?
39:54What do you mean, why?
39:57Do you have to?
40:00There is no have to.
40:01It's...
40:02It's home.
40:04Yeah, but I don't know.
40:08Is it safe?
40:11What do you mean, safe?
40:12I don't know.
40:16Do you even like it there?
40:25What difference does it make?
40:26A pretty big one, I think.
40:36I need to sleep.
40:36Oh.
40:38Yeah, me too.
40:41I should have...
40:42So, uh, I'm off.
40:55Goodbye, Hollander.
40:55I'll see you later.
40:58I'm off.
40:59I'll see you later on.
41:01Okay.
41:02I'm sick.
41:02Okay.
41:03I'll see you later on.
41:03Matthew.
41:05Let's go.
41:35Let's go.
42:05Let's go.
42:35Let's go.
43:05Let's go.
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