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00:00:00I
00:00:30You're dead, bitch!
00:00:40What the hell are you looking at?
00:00:58Fucking hell.
00:01:00Looks like you are shit out of luck, beautiful.
00:01:16Now I'm going to give you your C-section.
00:01:19You son of a bitch!
00:01:25Eat your vegetables.
00:01:26I'm going to give you my C-section.
00:01:56So I'm going to give you my C-section.
00:01:58This is my C-section.
00:01:59I'm going to give you my C-section.
00:02:00I'm going to give you my C-section.
00:02:01I'm going to give you my C-section.
00:02:02Five, four, five, and 6 call score?
00:02:04You're going to give me my C-section.
00:02:05And I give you guys
00:02:06between the two and three .
00:02:08You're gonna give us some calculation!
00:02:09I'm going to give you to the C-section.
00:02:10Usually I invite you to the C-section.
00:02:11You're going to give me more lifetime.
00:02:13fact If I become a C-section.
00:02:14I have to back innings.
00:02:15I'm going to close in when you are tercer-
00:02:15And I said that you're going to give me 5 of the next year.
00:02:16The organization is now for instance.
00:02:18I have the project from deck.
00:02:48Oh, bravo.
00:02:50Why are you trying to kill this woman?
00:02:54Something funny.
00:02:55Oh, I was just remembering a limerick.
00:02:58There once was a woman who was quite begat.
00:03:00She had three babies named Nat Pat and Tat.
00:03:03She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding when she saw there was no tit for tat.
00:03:11You have caused me no end of trouble.
00:03:14But now I shall return the favor.
00:03:17Tit for tat, eh?
00:03:18Passer, that's the latest thing.
00:03:22The gun will only fire when it recognizes the thumbprint of the owner.
00:03:26That makes firearms safer, and it cuts down the crime, too.
00:03:29Fire!
00:03:30Get him!
00:03:31Who are you?
00:03:43Lady, what's your name?
00:03:45Tit for tat, Mr. Hero.
00:04:06Tit for tat.
00:04:08I was going back for her, boss.
00:04:18No, I got it.
00:04:20Yeah, I'm not the head.
00:04:21Hacho sits on his hands, warming them with his own exhaust while everybody else does the work.
00:04:26Every second counts, right?
00:04:28Now, how the heck did this happen, huh?
00:04:40Everything was going smooth at the safe house.
00:04:42When the woman draws a gun.
00:04:44I mean, who expects a pregnant lady to pull a piece on you, huh?
00:04:47And who was this man who was with her?
00:04:49I don't know.
00:04:51After the woman escaped, we tracked her here.
00:04:53This guy, he was hanging around at the bus stop.
00:04:55I mean, we decided that we'd deal with him later, but we go after the woman.
00:04:59He gets in on the action.
00:05:00Huh?
00:05:00He took a gun, he started shooting at us, and that's when you arrived.
00:05:06Take it easy.
00:05:07Sit down.
00:05:09Oh, you all right?
00:05:13Are you trying to tell me that some bum came to her rescue?
00:05:18Well, well, well, this is a fine mess, huh?
00:05:22I won't make this mistake again.
00:05:25I got a piece of lead in my butt as a reminder.
00:05:28I can appreciate that.
00:05:30My ass!
00:05:33And let that be a reminder never to fail me again.
00:06:00Let's go.
00:06:02I won't make that soon.
00:06:03Yeah, I won't do it.
00:06:04I won't do it.
00:06:06Peace.
00:06:08I won't do it.
00:06:08ancergyptian, too.
00:06:10Maybe I'd find it.
00:06:10I won't do it.
00:06:11I won't do it.
00:06:12I'll do it.
00:06:14I'll do it.
00:06:15I'll do it.
00:06:16I won't do it.
00:06:17I won't do it.
00:06:18I won't do it.
00:06:19But then, what does it matter?
00:06:19I will soon.
00:06:20I'll do it again.
00:06:22I won't do it.
00:06:23Okay.
00:06:23I will espero else or do it.
00:06:25I won't do it again.
00:06:27I won't do it.
00:06:28Especially if I can verg up 건강.
00:06:28I didn't do it.
00:06:30I don't know.
00:06:32I don't know.
00:06:34I don't know.
00:06:36I don't know.
00:06:44Damn.
00:06:46Damn.
00:06:48Damn.
00:06:50Let's go!
00:06:52Damn.
00:06:54Damn!
00:06:56Damn!
00:06:58Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:07:28Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:07:58Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:08:28Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:08:35Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:08:40Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:08:47Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:08:54Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:09:01Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:09:06Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:09:25Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:09:32Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:09:39Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:09:46Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:09:51Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:09:54Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:10:04All right, we're running
00:10:06Oh!
00:10:06Oh!
00:10:07Oh!
00:10:08Come here!
00:10:09Oh!
00:10:10Oh!
00:10:11I can't keep playing
00:10:13That money needs
00:10:23Money
00:10:24Money makes the world go round
00:10:27Money
00:10:28Money will make you change your sound
00:10:30If the price is right
00:10:42Wait your turn, Smith
00:10:44There's plenty to go round
00:10:45Not for me, thanks
00:10:46I'm lactose intolerant
00:10:48Just send me what you want, Smith
00:11:00Ooh
00:11:02Kinky
00:11:03I want you to take care of this baby for a while
00:11:06Five grand
00:11:08That should keep you off your back for a couple of weeks
00:11:12Are you clean?
00:11:14You know I'm a good girl scout
00:11:17So you'll do it
00:11:18Waffanculo
00:11:19Screw yourself, Smith
00:11:21For all I know, you snatched the kid
00:11:23I don't want to be an accessory for kidnapping
00:11:25I didn't steal the kid, trust me
00:11:27Trust you?
00:11:29I don't even know your real name
00:11:32Who are you, really, Smith?
00:11:34I'm a British nanny
00:11:36And I'm dangerous
00:11:48Just keep the baby for one day
00:11:50And you can keep the whole roll
00:12:06Forget it, Dad
00:12:11Fine
00:12:15Ciao
00:12:21Let's go
00:12:22This lady's baby needs to be fed
00:12:25Find me every wet nurse, lactating hooker
00:12:27And mammary on tap in the city
00:12:33I already told you, Smith
00:12:34You're not welcome in the land of milk and honey
00:12:40I need a little cream for my coffee
00:12:43And some answers
00:12:47I'm sorry
00:12:50Scram, fellas
00:12:53Give me a moment alone here with
00:12:56Café La Mama
00:12:59Relax
00:13:01Relax
00:13:04Mia piccola trolletta
00:13:11There was a man here with a baby
00:13:15Not too long ago
00:13:17Yes, a real jerk
00:13:18A real jerk
00:13:20He wanted me to take care of the kid
00:13:21He wanted me to take care of the kid
00:13:24And what is this man's name?
00:13:27Smith
00:13:29I miss you, Smith
00:13:36How the hell do I know his real name?
00:13:39He saw me a couple of times
00:13:41When I was pulling straight tricks
00:13:43He always used the same name, Smith
00:13:46I don't believe you
00:13:48I think you know more about this man
00:13:51I think you know more about this man
00:13:55He was a lousy tipper
00:13:57Gets harder the more times it's fired
00:13:59He was a lousy tipper
00:14:01Gets harder the more times it's fired
00:14:05If I had anything on him I'd tell you
00:14:09Gets harder the more times it's fired
00:14:11If I had anything on him I'd tell you
00:14:13anything I want him, I tell you.
00:14:21And it gets a lot more painful
00:14:23the closer I get.
00:14:31What's up, Doc?
00:14:33Oh, you're a
00:14:35wascally wabbit.
00:14:39But you're not wascally enough.
00:14:42Yeah?
00:14:43That's a six-shooter.
00:14:46I just counted six shots.
00:14:50You've blown your load.
00:14:57Oh.
00:14:58Yeah, well, what about you?
00:15:00Your nine-millimeter is empty, too.
00:15:03Yeah, you fired eight on the rooftop,
00:15:05one in the men's room,
00:15:06and your second cartridge was expended at the playground.
00:15:09And you won't be getting it up
00:15:10with that gun you took off my man.
00:15:12I don't know.
00:15:13But you see, like my weapon,
00:15:14it also has the thumbprint safety device.
00:15:17Oh, really?
00:15:20Wanna bet?
00:15:21Nothing like a good hand, Joe.
00:15:42get your things.
00:15:55We're going.
00:15:56I can't believe it.
00:15:57I can't believe it.
00:15:58But it's possible that every time I see you there's a problem.
00:16:00But in your accident and the casino,
00:16:01I find you for your fault.
00:16:02Explain it.
00:16:03But listen.
00:16:04I don't understand the word you're going on about,
00:16:06but I know exactly what you're saying,
00:16:07and I refuse to apologize.
00:16:08Damn you, Smith.
00:16:09I could have been snuffed back there.
00:16:12Hey, you should be thanking me for saving your sweet back door.
00:16:14Why did you wait so goddamn long?
00:16:16You're a bad girl.
00:16:17You deserve to be punished.
00:16:19Which car do you want?
00:16:21What?
00:16:21I'm tired of walking.
00:16:25Look at this.
00:16:25You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
00:16:35I give up.
00:16:38With a car, that prick's on the inside.
00:16:41Tell me about it.
00:16:55Hello, honey.
00:17:04Oh, good, good.
00:17:05I'm glad you like the flowers.
00:17:08Listen, sweetie.
00:17:11I've run into a small hitch.
00:17:15I think I'm going to have to be out here for a while longer.
00:17:18But don't worry.
00:17:20I will be back in time for Timmy's birthday party.
00:17:22I swear to you.
00:17:24Hugs and kisses.
00:17:26Bye-bye.
00:17:28So what was I supposed to do?
00:17:30These guys were stalking this pregnant lady.
00:17:33I couldn't just stand there.
00:17:36You see that?
00:17:37I fucking ate that.
00:17:39What?
00:17:39This guy changing lanes without signaling.
00:17:42I mean, how hard is it to use your signal?
00:17:46So you started shooting at them?
00:17:48No.
00:17:49I don't carry a piece.
00:17:50I went to the woman.
00:17:51She had a gun.
00:17:52They started firing.
00:17:54I shot back.
00:17:54He's done it again.
00:17:55I moved my finger one inch to use my turn signal.
00:18:00Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely?
00:18:07You want to know why?
00:18:08Not particularly.
00:18:09Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money.
00:18:13So when they get on the road, they can't help themselves.
00:18:15They've got to be callous and inconsiderate drivers too.
00:18:18It's in their nature.
00:18:19Why don't you take the baby to the police?
00:18:21I can't go to the police.
00:18:22Why not?
00:18:22Why not?
00:18:23I'm the unibomber.
00:18:25They caught the unibomber.
00:18:26That's what they think.
00:18:28That's what they think.
00:18:29Stupid.
00:18:31Right.
00:18:32That's it.
00:18:33You are the angriest man in the world.
00:18:45If I don't remember right, you used to like it like that.
00:18:48Well, how many freelancers have you got?
00:18:55How many local boys?
00:18:59I need men, you understand?
00:19:02I need a lot more men.
00:19:18I need men, you and I love you.
00:20:18Damn it, Smith.
00:20:37What the hell are you doing?
00:20:38Making some money.
00:20:39Making some money?
00:20:40Yeah, to buy something for the baby.
00:20:43Something for the baby?
00:20:48A bulletproof vest is a better investment than a crib.
00:20:53Makes me think what you do to get him in the right school.
00:20:57Stop the car.
00:20:59He was here.
00:21:00Come on, what makes you think he was here?
00:21:02Trust me, I know what people do and I know what people think.
00:21:04I always have.
00:21:05Even as a kid, I had this gift.
00:21:08You should have seen the playground herd I laid down playing rock, paper, scissors, buddy.
00:21:12Now stop the car.
00:21:15Who do you think wants this baby dead?
00:21:18I have no idea who's trying to kill it.
00:21:20Don't call him an it.
00:21:22It's an it to me.
00:21:27Tell me, Smith.
00:21:29Is there anything you like?
00:21:31Yeah.
00:21:31My privacy.
00:21:32Tell me something I don't know for una volta, brutto figlio di puttana bastardo.
00:21:42I love it when you talk like that.
00:21:45Can I offer you anything?
00:21:48Carrot?
00:21:51It's good for your eyesight.
00:21:58Of all the squats in the city, how does he know Smith's in this one?
00:22:01Another lucky guess?
00:22:03Nah, he doesn't guess.
00:22:05He sees things we don't.
00:22:07He was once an FBI profiler.
00:22:10Forensic behavior consultant.
00:22:13My God.
00:22:14How many times do I have to tell you guys' details?
00:22:19Make all the difference in this business.
00:22:23Hey, but...
00:22:24Don't you think you should hang back, sir?
00:22:27The leader who stays in the rear takes it in the rear.
00:22:31Besides...
00:22:36Violence is one of the most fun things to watch.
00:22:44Shh, no, no, no, baby, no.
00:22:46We could call him Oliver.
00:22:48Oliver?
00:22:49Yeah.
00:22:49Like Oliver Twist.
00:22:51Because he's a Norfolk?
00:22:52Because I like the book.
00:22:53You like the book?
00:22:54I didn't hate it.
00:22:56That's a first.
00:23:02Which birthday card do you think I should go with here?
00:23:05Uh, cute and cuddly?
00:23:08Or the one that says, you're becoming a man now, son?
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:15So, Mr. Hertz, how old is your son?
00:23:18He's eight.
00:23:20Then it had to be large and powerful.
00:23:23Can you believe it?
00:23:24There's nothing on the TV about any of this.
00:23:27Pandemic, please.
00:23:31Roadside bomb wounded.
00:23:33We have it in our...
00:23:35Hey.
00:23:37Did you notice that?
00:23:39No, this is what?
00:23:41Look.
00:23:43Lame-ass politician rants about gun control.
00:23:46He cries.
00:23:48So tonight...
00:23:49Switch to this channel with this heavy metal music.
00:23:53He shuts up.
00:23:55That's so weird.
00:24:00You must find it comforting.
00:24:02Sir.
00:24:04Yeah.
00:24:05Men are in place in the roof.
00:24:06That's good.
00:24:09Anybody know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is?
00:24:12Hmm?
00:24:12It's where Cagney lets the good guy live.
00:24:19And if that happens in this show,
00:24:22I'm gonna do a lot more than ask for my money back.
00:24:26All right?
00:24:27Let's kill this mother.
00:24:28Go.
00:24:32It doesn't surprise me that Oliver's into death metal.
00:24:36Look at his surrogate parents.
00:24:38No.
00:24:39I'm telling you.
00:24:40This means...
00:24:41My God.
00:24:48Do we really suck?
00:24:50Or is this guy really that good?
00:24:52Come on, boys!
00:24:53He ain't out of the briar pits yet!
00:24:55Shoot the dog.
00:25:15Shoot the dog.
00:25:16No.
00:25:18Why not?
00:25:20I like dogs.
00:25:21Wait a minute.
00:25:43Oh.
00:25:47Oh, that rat bastard.
00:26:05What is it?
00:26:07It's a baby's diaper.
00:26:08Okay.
00:26:09I like dogs.
00:26:10I like dogs.
00:26:11I like dogs.
00:26:12I like dogs.
00:26:12I like dogs.
00:26:14This idea blows, Smith.
00:26:16It's the only idea we've got.
00:26:17You actually think that Oliver's mother lived near a heavy metal club
00:26:22and that he could hear the music while he was still inside the womb?
00:26:26Yep.
00:26:26That's why he doesn't cry when he's listening to some headbangers bash.
00:26:29Ridiculous.
00:26:30Well, he isn't crying now.
00:26:31Well, he isn't crying now.
00:26:36So, this is the only club near where I encountered the baby's mother.
00:26:39Yes.
00:26:39I still say this is a wild hunch.
00:26:42Yeah?
00:26:42So, how do you explain all these boxes of diapers?
00:26:44Somebody's been stalking us.
00:26:45Somebody's been stalking us.
00:26:46Let's find out who.
00:26:47Let's find out who.
00:26:48You're the owner of this place.
00:26:53Who's asking?
00:26:54I am.
00:26:55Can I buy you a drink?
00:26:57No.
00:26:58No.
00:26:59No.
00:27:00No.
00:27:01No.
00:27:02No.
00:27:03No.
00:27:04No.
00:27:05No.
00:27:07No.
00:27:07No.
00:27:08No.
00:27:09No.
00:27:10No.
00:27:12No.
00:27:13No.
00:27:14No.
00:27:15No.
00:27:16No.
00:27:17Just as I suspected.
00:27:18You really into jewelry.
00:27:20No.
00:27:21No.
00:27:22No.
00:27:24No.
00:27:25No.
00:27:26No!
00:27:27No.
00:27:28Don't mess with me.
00:27:30You ain't got the cojones.
00:27:32Oh, God.
00:27:37So who are these guys?
00:27:39I rented the place to some suit 11 months ago.
00:27:43They paid the whole year in cash.
00:27:46I never saw them again.
00:27:48I just figured they were using the back way.
00:27:56What are you doing?
00:27:58Oh, my God.
00:28:15This is pretty fucked up.
00:28:27Watch where you step.
00:28:29The ice cream is melting.
00:28:32What?
00:28:33I thought donor sperm was your department.
00:28:35These freezers are full of samples.
00:28:39This is weird.
00:28:41There seems to be only one donor.
00:28:43One donor?
00:28:44Yeah.
00:28:45I'm a generous one at that.
00:28:55This is bone marrow blood.
00:28:57It must be for some kind of cure.
00:28:59How do you know that, Smith?
00:29:03You didn't hear about my Nobel Prize.
00:29:05See, what it is, it's hard to find marrow that matches that of the recipient.
00:29:16The odds are much better if the donor marrow shares the same DNA with the person receiving it.
00:29:21You mean, these people were harvesting babies for some guy's bone marrow transplant?
00:29:28Exactly.
00:29:29And somebody wanted to make sure he didn't get it.
00:29:32That's why they want Oliver dead.
00:29:33No, my baby, no.
00:29:47So I called that guy I know at NBC.
00:30:04That's good.
00:30:07And then I got to thinking.
00:30:08You know what I hate?
00:30:10Here we go again.
00:30:11I hate those lame action movies where the good guy calls just one person who ends up betraying him.
00:30:16Yeah.
00:30:17That's right up there with killing baby seals.
00:30:20I called ABC, CBS, The Post, The Times, The Local News Channel and the FBI.
00:30:28So, what do we do next?
00:30:30I figure we hang here and watch the news.
00:30:32Once the story goes public, maybe we'll be safe.
00:30:36Look, he finally went to sleep.
00:30:39Yeah, you just wait.
00:30:41The moment you close your eyes for a nap, he'll start screaming.
00:30:45You can't take a little pleasure in anything, can you?
00:30:48You just hate everything.
00:30:51I don't hate you.
00:30:53Is that why you picked me?
00:30:54You know why I picked you.
00:30:56You have no idea what you've done to me.
00:30:59We're going to get out of this, trust me.
00:31:01You just don't get it.
00:31:03What?
00:31:06You bring me this child so I can feed him, take care of him.
00:31:12A baby that could be dead at any moment.
00:31:14And you never even think to ask me what happened to my own child.
00:31:24You're right.
00:31:28Don't forgive her.
00:31:29It's my fault.
00:31:36It's like what my mama always said.
00:31:40The wolves don't have to dance with the stones.
00:31:43If I say I'm sorry, will you tell me what that means?
00:31:47Eggs have no business dancing with songs.
00:31:50You know, Smith, I figured out what you hate most.
00:32:19What happened to your baby?
00:32:27Forget about it.
00:32:28Tell me.
00:32:31My pimp hit me in the stomach.
00:32:35My baby was delivered stillborn.
00:32:43Get off of me!
00:32:44Oh, you like this, do you?
00:33:03It's called a gun.
00:33:11Grip, slide, breach, barrel, trigger.
00:33:17Now, this is the business end.
00:33:18You should never point this at anything you don't intend to kill.
00:33:24Now, this is important.
00:33:26This is called your safety.
00:33:29You have to keep this on to make sure the gun doesn't go off accidentally.
00:33:33But really, this is your number one safety.
00:33:39Are you hungry?
00:33:44I'm hungry.
00:33:47No!
00:33:47No!
00:33:49No!
00:33:54Ah!
00:33:54Ah!
00:33:57Ah!
00:34:03Ah!
00:34:04Ah!
00:34:08Ah!
00:34:09Oh!
00:34:10Ah!
00:34:11Ah!
00:34:12Ah!
00:34:12Talk about shooting your lug.
00:34:35Look at this.
00:34:37This is a Hamilton night tag.
00:34:40These aren't supposed to hit the streets for six months.
00:34:42This is weird.
00:34:46All these guys have got it.
00:34:53Don't even tell me.
00:34:55Do you know how many of our men he's bloody bagged now?
00:34:58Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?
00:35:02Doesn't it piss you off a little?
00:35:03Getting angry releases an enzyme,
00:35:06cheptophan hydroxylase,
00:35:07which can temporarily reduce the IQ.
00:35:10That's something I can't afford to do right now.
00:35:12How do you know all that?
00:35:14My boy's hooked on the Discovery Channel.
00:35:16Take me west side.
00:35:18I need to report in.
00:35:19I've got a bead on who our Mr. Hero is.
00:35:21No more arguments.
00:35:26I have to do this alone,
00:35:28and the only way I can do it is if I'm positive you two are okay.
00:35:32This is the only place I know you'll be safe.
00:35:36A tank?
00:35:37An M-24 tank.
00:35:39You'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives.
00:35:41You're whacked.
00:35:42I am.
00:35:44I'm also serious.
00:35:46But nobody's allowed to get in it.
00:35:48Don't worry.
00:35:49When I create a diversion, you climb inside.
00:35:52You should have enough of that baby food to last your couple of days.
00:35:55The, uh, pureed carrots are the best.
00:35:59Now you know how to use those, right?
00:36:00Yes, but what if you don't come back?
00:36:05That's not gonna happen.
00:36:07There is no way to be sure.
00:36:11Yes, there is.
00:36:11You're the star.
00:36:29My star.
00:36:34Stop whining!
00:36:35If you don't behave, I am going to spank you!
00:36:38No, but what's going on?
00:36:39Stop whining!
00:36:40Stop it!
00:36:41I hate it when parents hit their children.
00:36:44Let go of my arm!
00:36:45Not until you stop hitting your kid.
00:36:46I will discipline my child as I see fit.
00:36:49How would you like it if I spanked you?
00:36:51Ow!
00:36:52Ow!
00:36:53See?
00:36:53Ow!
00:36:54Doesn't feel so good, does it?
00:36:56Ow!
00:36:57Ow!
00:36:58Help!
00:36:59Help!
00:37:00Ow!
00:37:01What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:37:06It's not funny!
00:37:11So what you got on this all-star ground pounder?
00:37:27Well, anybody this good had to start out young.
00:37:29And it's usually because their pop was good at it, too.
00:37:33You know, like MacArthur's dad was a general.
00:37:35Mickey Mantle's father played pro ball.
00:37:37My son is a video game whiz, and I wasn't too bad at pong myself.
00:37:41Just follow me, if you will, Mr. Hammerson.
00:37:45In 67, the Limeys got hard ass on gun control.
00:37:49So a lot of Brit gunsmiths moved to the States.
00:37:53Now, I've got an inside man in immigration working on which of these guys had sons.
00:37:58And if any of the boys were crack shots.
00:38:00I think the pucker fact is getting to you.
00:38:03You got diddly!
00:38:07Yes, Duchess, you're a good girl.
00:38:09Sit.
00:38:11Yes.
00:38:12Now's your treat.
00:38:13Now you get your treat.
00:38:13My man has been running the name down, and he recalls one of these gunsmith kids, actually.
00:38:21National sports pistol champion at age 10.
00:38:23Olympic, hopeful.
00:38:24Recruited by the army.
00:38:25But after that, the kid is never heard from again.
00:38:31Well, that sounds like black ops got him, trained him.
00:38:34This leads me to a theory.
00:38:36Theory?
00:38:37A theory is bull nookies.
00:38:39All you got is a man with no name.
00:38:43Riding into town on a pale horse, dispensing his own brand of justice.
00:38:48I don't know.
00:39:18Hertz, you know why people in this country love guns?
00:39:24And it's got nothing to do with all that.
00:39:25Phallic mumbo-jumbo like cocking your gun.
00:39:29No, Hertz, people love guns because America is a land of opportunity.
00:39:36Where a poor man can become rich.
00:39:40And a pussy can become a tough guy.
00:39:43If he's got a gun in his hand.
00:39:46I'm hoping you're not just a pussy with a gun in your hand.
00:39:52Oh, no, sir, no. No, I'm not.
00:39:55I'm a tough guy with a pussy in my hand.
00:40:02I want you to give this guy and the kid a dirt nap.
00:40:09Yes, sir.
00:40:13Right away, sir.
00:40:16Shh, amor mía.
00:40:20Don't worry.
00:40:22Daddy will be back soon.
00:40:23Hold it!
00:40:43Hold it!
00:40:44Well, well, well, Mr. Bunny, you just keep going, going, going, don't you?
00:40:52So do you.
00:40:53I promise to, uh, to spare your life if you tell me where the woman and child are.
00:40:58Forget it.
00:40:59Oh, boy.
00:41:12Hey, who trains you?
00:41:15Hmm?
00:41:15NSA black ops, CIA, the army.
00:41:20Well, whoever.
00:41:21It seems you haven't lost your aim, champ.
00:41:23You think that's good?
00:41:24You should see me spell my name in the snow.
00:41:26Oh, hey, you know, my boss here thinks that you're the Lone Ranger or something.
00:41:35But I believe I have a better idea about who you are.
00:41:38I found out how your wife and son were killed.
00:41:43My God, what a tragedy.
00:41:46Some guy walks into a burger joint.
00:41:48He starts shooting up the place.
00:41:50Oh, my God, what a shame that your wife and son were there having their chicken nuggets.
00:41:56What's the matter?
00:42:05You don't like that story?
00:42:09Well, then why don't you tell me one, hmm?
00:42:12Children's story, please.
00:42:14Oh, I know.
00:42:15Tell me my favorite, yeah.
00:42:17Tell me the one about the baby.
00:42:20Maybe later, when I put you to sleep.
00:42:26Go, girl!
00:42:56Go, girl!
00:43:26So, what do you think of the Second Amendment now?
00:43:42Okay, buddy.
00:43:45Drop your weapon.
00:43:52Ah!
00:43:53Think we got him?
00:44:09Think we got him?
00:44:18Think we got him.
00:44:19God damn it, Smith!
00:44:27So I found out he was trying to kill our baby.
00:44:29Who?
00:44:30A man named Hammerson.
00:44:32Born with a silver spoon up his ass.
00:44:34He inherited the Hammer Firearms Corporation from his old man
00:44:37and makes millions manufacturing weapons.
00:44:39Does this give you any new ideas about who needs Oliver's bone marrow?
00:44:44No.
00:44:45It's okay, little Oliver.
00:44:49It's him, Senator Rutledge.
00:44:53If he's elected president, he'll put Hammerson out of business.
00:44:57It makes sense, but how can you be sure?
00:44:59Mr. Goto, guy called his men a final of babysitters.
00:45:02The Secret Service calls their agents who guard VIPs babysitters.
00:45:06It's him, Senator Rutledge. He's the guy that needs this baby.
00:45:09So we contact this man and then we're safe. It's over.
00:45:13Are you crazy?
00:45:14This means that we've got Hammerson and the whole of the U.S. government after us.
00:45:17I think you two have got to get out of town.
00:45:20Until I get the answers, you'll never be safe.
00:45:22They'll be watching the trains, the bus stations and the airports.
00:45:25So I think this is the safest way to get out of town.
00:45:29I'm going to check all of this out and if everything's okay,
00:45:31I'll get you before you board the bus.
00:45:34But what if you don't get to us before we leave?
00:45:37Where should I get off?
00:45:38I think it's better if I don't know.
00:45:41What?
00:45:42Trust me, I can't know.
00:45:52Smith, do you really think this is going to work?
00:45:55Just stick to the plan and everything will be all right.
00:45:59Run!
00:46:00Run!
00:46:00Run!
00:46:07Run!
00:46:07Run!
00:46:21Run!
00:46:22Run!
00:46:24Switchiper!
00:46:25Let's go.
00:46:55Oh God, here we are!
00:47:25SCREAMS
00:47:35SCREAMS
00:47:50SCREAMS
00:47:53SCREAMS
00:47:54Get in! Get in!
00:48:24So much for wearing your seatbelt.
00:48:55What in the hell is that?
00:48:58Oh my God, that is twisted.
00:49:01That sick son of a bitch.
00:49:04Oh, that sick son of a bitch suck at us again!
00:49:12It's time to go, little boy.
00:49:18Put me through to whoever's protecting Senator Rutledge.
00:49:21Just tell him there's a man with a baby calling.
00:49:28Hello, is this Smith?
00:49:30That was a nice job covering up your baby hatchery downtown.
00:49:33Not a word about it anywhere.
00:49:35Only you guys in Washington have that kind of pull.
00:49:38I'm telling you, we're on the same side.
00:49:41Now listen, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
00:49:44I want to see the Senator.
00:49:47All right, he wants to see you too.
00:49:51He's leaving for North Carolina, the primaries, in three days.
00:49:54You can fly with him.
00:49:56Runway seven, two hours.
00:49:58If I see anything I don't like, I'm blowing this big time.
00:50:02What were you doing in there?
00:50:17Cleaning my gun.
00:50:20Really?
00:50:21You know we were never really trying to kill you.
00:50:26We only wanted to scare you into surrendering.
00:50:28Well, that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight.
00:50:31In the latest polls, Senator Rutledge continues to be the Democratic frontrunner headed into the next week's secret to the primary.
00:50:37I owe you my life.
00:50:44So this is where you get to do all those hookers.
00:50:47I heard about you.
00:50:50You look worse than you do on TV.
00:50:52Yes, it's amazing what a little makeup can do.
00:50:56And a lot of morphine.
00:50:58So, you've pieced the whole thing together.
00:51:05Very clever, Mr. Smith.
00:51:08Very clever.
00:51:09Simple.
00:51:10You're the Democratic frontrunner for president and your sweeping gun control proposals are pissing the wrong people off.
00:51:18Yes, well, if they're pissed now, wait until I'm elected president.
00:51:22We got so many goddamn gun lobbies out there that we're gonna have to set up just as many commissions.
00:51:27Then maybe we'll get our bill passed in the first year.
00:51:30Unfortunately, you're sick and the gun nuts has found out.
00:51:33They discovered your baby hatchery and boom, problem solved.
00:51:36They kill you by killing the babies.
00:51:38Correct.
00:51:40So where's my savior?
00:51:48You know what I hate most?
00:51:49You liars.
00:51:50What the hell are you doing?
00:51:51You've made a deal with Hammerson.
00:51:52No, you're crazy.
00:51:53Am I?
00:51:54When you got into bed with him, you also let his dog up on the mattress.
00:51:57Looking at those dog hairs on your trousers, I'd say old Duchess took a liking to you.
00:52:00I don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:02Save the line for when you're in office, Rutledge.
00:52:04If he ever makes a death.
00:52:05You know what else I hate?
00:52:07Hypocrites.
00:52:08And you're the biggest one of all.
00:52:10Do you blame him for selling out?
00:52:12His operation to find the baby had been tits up from the get-go.
00:52:17You see, Rutledge called us and he offered us a proposition.
00:52:20That we had never dreamed was possible.
00:52:23In exchange for his life, the senator promised to protect our rights.
00:52:27To go deer hunting with an Uzi.
00:52:29Oh, come on, Smith.
00:52:30Come on.
00:52:31Guns don't kill people, but they sure help.
00:52:35Back off!
00:52:36Back off!
00:52:37Back off or I'll kill the public!
00:52:40I had to do it.
00:52:41I want to live.
00:52:42I am meant to be president.
00:52:44Yeah, well, you got what it takes.
00:52:45You put yourself before the people.
00:52:47I can still do good.
00:52:48In other areas.
00:52:49How are you gonna square it with the public?
00:52:51It is...
00:52:52It is a constitutional right.
00:52:53Back off!
00:52:54Get back!
00:52:55I've come around to their way of thinking.
00:52:57Come around.
00:52:58They had you at hello.
00:53:00Let me give you a piece of advice.
00:53:02Never trust the people who stand to profit, plain and simple.
00:53:05They're the bad guys.
00:53:06Come on, Smith.
00:53:07Don't be a fool.
00:53:08The game is over.
00:53:09You rolled the dice.
00:53:10You lost.
00:53:11You lost.
00:53:12Let him go, Smith.
00:53:13There's no other weapon.
00:53:14You lost.
00:53:15You lost.
00:53:29He's the only man who died.
00:53:30You lost.
00:53:31It is a man who died.
00:53:33You lost.
00:53:34You lost.
00:53:35You lost.
00:53:36You lost.
00:53:37You lost.
00:53:38I lost.
00:53:39You lost.
00:53:40Go, Smith! There's no escape!
00:53:42Maybe not for me, but there is for the woman and baby.
00:53:45If I kill Rutledge, no one will need to find them.
00:53:50They'll be saved.
00:53:51Your assassination, Rutledge, will create public outrage
00:53:55and trigger immense support for your proposals.
00:53:58Your sympathy vote in the Congress
00:53:59will give your anti-gun bills passage by a landslide.
00:54:04Your legacy will live on.
00:54:08Don't do it!
00:54:08Then do it.
00:54:12Let me regain some honor.
00:54:14This is my honor.
00:54:21Son of a bitch.
00:54:23Son of a bitch!
00:54:29God damn it!
00:54:34It's been my love!
00:54:36Son of a bitch!
00:54:38It ought to be alive!
00:54:41Oh, time has nad.
00:54:43Has nad.
00:54:44It ought to be alive in a dark that's mama's death!
00:54:47Son of the essence is all the great.
00:54:49Son of a bitch too.
00:54:50Son of a bitch!
00:54:52Son of a bitch!
00:54:54Son of a bitch!
00:54:56We got然后!
00:54:56Don't need to die!
00:54:58Don't need to die!
00:55:00Son of a bitch!
00:55:02And God damn it!
00:55:04No!
00:55:11You got it!
00:55:12Ah!
00:55:15Ah!
00:55:19You got her!
00:55:24Are you?
00:55:30I'm tired to you!
00:55:34You got her!
00:55:36Ah!
00:55:47You got her!
00:55:49Ah!
00:56:04Ah!
00:56:05Ah!
00:56:12Ah!
00:56:13Ah!
00:56:14Ah!
00:56:15Ah!
00:56:16Ah!
00:56:17Ah!
00:56:18Ah!
00:56:20Ah!
00:56:23Ah!
00:56:24Ah!
00:56:26Ah!
00:56:27Ah!
00:56:28Ah!
00:56:30Ah!
00:56:35Don't move, Mr. Hero.
00:56:37Ah!
00:56:40Can't talk right now, honey.
00:56:41I'm right in the middle of something.
00:56:44Bye-bye.
00:56:45Ah!
00:56:46Ah!
00:56:47Ah!
00:56:48Ah!
00:56:50Ah!
00:56:51Ah!
00:56:52Ah!
00:56:53Ah!
00:56:54Ah!
00:56:55Ah!
00:56:56Ah!
00:56:57Ah!
00:56:58Don't you worry, Duchess.
00:56:59don't you worry duchess this ain't gonna happen to you not for a few years anyway
00:57:16well well well well well somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb
00:57:25looks like you and i have finally traded places huh sport yes indeed the circle of life
00:57:36the circle jerk of life oh you have such a way with words
00:57:41i want you to tell me where the woman and the child are
00:57:53tell me or i will be forced to cause you considerable agony believe me
00:57:59nothing could be more painful than listening to you jamming on and on
00:58:04again i ask where are the woman and child
00:58:13well that's the last time you'll be doing that
00:58:18just tell me what i want to hear it's your choice when the pain stops
00:58:25why are you doing this it's over and shortly it will be
00:58:30you know i really should thank you i just got to pick a contract because of you
00:58:38i mean i wasn't just on hammerson's payroll you know what are you babbling on about now
00:58:44you really think the people that employ me were just gonna bend over and take your little
00:58:51stunt killing the senator there's no way that you can cover up this whole thing
00:58:54no haven't you heard the news hmm the senator's plane crashed into the east river they haven't
00:59:01been able to find the body of senator rutledge so you see once i silence you and the woman the
00:59:05cover-up will be complete so once again i ask you where are the woman and child you know i'll
00:59:12break your finger my boy told me this one you'd punch me in the nose i'd kick you in the ass
00:59:18very amusing i give that one the old thumbs up
00:59:24what if it didn't get to us before we leave oh i know your whole story that man who went on the
00:59:33shooting spree in the restaurant he visited the little gun shop that you inherited from your
00:59:38dad you found out how your wife you sold him a pair of shotguns killed your own wife and boy
00:59:44i'm not telling you how goddamn the thing
00:59:48where are you smith
00:59:52well we're gonna need something a little more invasive
01:00:01that's
01:00:04yeah
01:00:08yeah
01:00:20yeah
01:00:22yeah
01:00:24yeah
01:00:26yeah
01:00:28That gun's just fucking great, Amazon.
01:00:58Hey, who's a hot shot now, huh?
01:01:28Oh, my God.
01:01:58Oh, yes, sirree, Bob.
01:02:04It certainly has been a pleasure.
01:02:06But before we part ways, tell me one thing.
01:02:10I am dead on about who you are, right?
01:02:15Say that again.
01:02:16I said I am dead...
01:02:18Stop!
01:02:20That part of it you got right.
01:02:21I said I am dead.
01:02:28It's the wife.
01:02:58Honey, she's leaving me.
01:03:07You know what I really hate?
01:03:28What I really hate is a pussy with a gun in his hand.
01:03:47You know what I mean?
01:04:02You know what I mean?
01:04:20Investigators discovered the body of Senator Rutledge today.
01:04:23The FBI stated an anonymous tip that if it remains...
01:04:38Shh, don't worry little boy.
01:04:55Mama will be watching you while she's working.
01:05:01Oliver.
01:05:16And love.
01:05:20What took you so long?
01:05:32All right, this is a robbery!
01:05:48Empty the drawer element.
01:05:50Everyone else freeze!
01:05:51Don't, I'll fucking blow your head off!
01:05:53He said freeze!
01:05:55That means don't even pucker your butthole!
01:05:58That's right, no puckering!
01:05:59Nobody dies, so don't fucking move!
01:06:01I'm kinda in a rush here and come on!
01:06:03You know what I hate?
01:06:04Shut up and sit on this asshole!
01:06:06That's right, you heard him!
01:06:08Heeeeeeet!
01:06:33No!
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