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In Mr. Smith, Clive Owen plays a mysterious, tough drifter who becomes the unlikely protector of a newborn baby after a violent shootout. When a ruthless gang—and their unhinged leader—relentlessly hunt the child, Smith teams up with a compassionate but fearless prostitute played by Monica Bellucci. Together, they fight through nonstop gun battles, deadly traps, and chaotic chases as Smith uncovers a deeper conspiracy behind the baby’s importance. The film blends dark humor, over-the-top action, and stylish gunplay in a wild, fast-paced thrill ride.
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00:00:00Oh
00:00:30You're dead, bitch!
00:00:40What the hell are you looking at?
00:00:58Fucking hell.
00:01:00Looks like you are shit out of luck, beautiful.
00:01:16Now I'm going to give you your C-section.
00:01:19You son of a bitch!
00:01:25Eat your vegetables.
00:01:26I'm going to give you my C-section.
00:01:56We're going to give you my C-*** eating
00:02:24You
00:02:47Bravo, Mr. Hero. Bravo. Why are you trying to kill this woman?
00:02:54Something funny. Oh, I was just remembering a limerick.
00:02:58There once was a woman who was quite begat. She had three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat.
00:03:03She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding when she saw there was no tit for tat.
00:03:11You have caused me no end of trouble, but now I shall return the favor. Tit for tat, eh?
00:03:17That's it. That's the latest thing. The gun will only fire when it recognizes the thumbprint of the owner.
00:03:25That makes firearms safer, and it cuts down the crime, too.
00:03:29Bravo! Get him!
00:03:41Who are you?
00:03:43Lady, what's your name?
00:03:45Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.
00:03:55Meow. Meow. Meow.
00:04:02Tit for tat, Mr. Hero. Tit for tat.
00:04:08i was going back for a boss no i got it yeah i'm not the head honcho sits on his hands
00:04:23warming them with his own exhaust while everybody else does the work every second counts right
00:04:32oh now how the heck did this happen huh
00:04:35everything was going smooth at the safe house when the woman draws a gun i mean who expects
00:04:44a pregnant lady to pull a piece on you huh and who was this man who was with her i don't know
00:04:50after the woman escaped we tracked her here this guy he was hanging around at the bus stop i mean
00:04:56we decided that we deal with him later but we go after the woman he gets in on the action
00:05:00yeah he took a gun he started shooting at us and that's that's when you you arrived okay take it
00:05:07easy sit down oh you all right okay are you trying to tell me that some bum came to her rescue
00:05:17well well well this is a fine ass huh i won't make this mistake again
00:05:24well i got a piece of lead in my butt as a reminder
00:05:27well i can appreciate that
00:05:29my ass
00:05:32and let that be a reminder never to fail me again
00:05:36and let that be a full time
00:05:48wow
00:05:51wow
00:05:52wow
00:05:54wow
00:05:55wow
00:05:56wow
00:05:57wow
00:05:58wow
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00:06:01wow
00:06:02wow
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00:07:06Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:07:25Don't make me kill you.
00:07:55Don't make me kill you.
00:08:25Don't make me kill you.
00:08:27Don't make me kill you.
00:08:29Don't make me kill you.
00:08:30Oh my God, look at this.
00:08:33Someone left a baby.
00:08:43Someone left a baby!
00:08:52Oops.
00:09:13Fuck me sideways.
00:09:23Fuck me sideways.
00:09:43Fuck me sideways.
00:09:53Welcome back, Mr. Smith.
00:09:55Where's Quintana?
00:09:57Wait, Smith. Mistress Dawn is with you.
00:10:07Come here.
00:10:13Come here.
00:10:41Wait your turn, Smith.
00:10:43There's plenty to go around.
00:10:45Not for me, thanks. I'm lactose intolerant.
00:10:47Just send me what you want, Smith.
00:11:01Ooh. Kinky.
00:11:03I want you to take care of this baby for a while.
00:11:05Five grand.
00:11:07That should keep you off your back for a couple of weeks.
00:11:11Are you clean?
00:11:13You know I'm a good girl scout.
00:11:15So you'll do it.
00:11:17Waffanculo.
00:11:19Screw yourself, Smith.
00:11:21For all I know, you snatched the kid.
00:11:23I don't want to be an accessory for kidnapping.
00:11:25I didn't steal the kid, trust me.
00:11:27Trust you.
00:11:29I don't even know your real name.
00:11:31Who are you, really, Smith?
00:11:33I'm a British nanny, and I'm dangerous.
00:11:37Just keep the baby for one day, and you can keep the whole roll.
00:11:51The whole roll.
00:12:05Forget it, Dad.
00:12:07Fine.
00:12:09Ciao.
00:12:19Let's go.
00:12:21This lady's baby needs to be fed.
00:12:23Find me every wet nurse, lactating hooker, and mammary on tap in the city.
00:12:31I already told you, Smith.
00:12:33You're not welcome in the land of milk and honey.
00:12:36I need a little cream for my coffee and some answers.
00:12:42Oh, I'm sorry.
00:12:46Scram, fellas.
00:12:48Give me a moment alone here with Café La Mama.
00:12:54Relax.
00:12:56Relax.
00:12:58Relax.
00:12:59Relax.
00:13:00Relax.
00:13:04Mi piccola trolleta.
00:13:06There was a man here with a baby not too long ago.
00:13:16Yes.
00:13:17A real jerk.
00:13:18He wanted me to take care of the kid.
00:13:22And what is this man's name?
00:13:26Smith.
00:13:28Mr. Smith.
00:13:30How the hell do I know his real name?
00:13:38He saw me a couple of times when I was pulling straight tricks.
00:13:42He always used the same name.
00:13:44Smith.
00:13:46I don't believe you.
00:13:48I think you know more about this man.
00:13:54He was a lousy tipper.
00:14:00It gets harder the more times it's fired.
00:14:12If I had anything on him, I'd tell you.
00:14:16I think it's a lot more painful the closer I get.
00:14:30What's up, Doc?
00:14:32Oh, you're a wascally wabbit.
00:14:39But you're not wascally enough.
00:14:41Yeah?
00:14:43That's a sick shooter.
00:14:45I just counted six shots.
00:14:49You've blown your load.
00:14:58Yeah, but what about you?
00:15:00Your 9mm is empty too.
00:15:02Yeah, you fired eight on the rooftop, one in the men's room.
00:15:06And your second cartridge was expended at the playground.
00:15:09And you won't be getting it up with that gun you took off my man.
00:15:12But you see, like my weapon, it also has the thumbprint safety device.
00:15:16Oh, really?
00:15:18Wanna bet?
00:15:20Nothing like a good hand job.
00:15:33Get your things.
00:15:34We're going.
00:15:35I can't believe it.
00:15:36But it's possible that every time I see you, there's a problem.
00:15:38But in your accident, I find you for your fault.
00:15:39I don't understand the word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize.
00:15:43Damn you, Smith.
00:15:44I could have been snuffed back there.
00:15:45Hey, you should be thanking me for saving your sweet tooth.
00:15:46I don't understand the word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize.
00:15:50Damn you, Smith.
00:15:51I could have been snuffed back there.
00:15:52Hey, you should be thanking me for saving your sweet back door.
00:15:53Why did you wait so goddamn long?
00:15:54You're a bad girl.
00:15:55You deserve to be punished.
00:15:56Which car do you want?
00:15:57What?
00:15:58I'm tired of walking.
00:15:59Look at this.
00:16:00Look at this.
00:16:31You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
00:16:35I give up.
00:16:37With a car, that prick's on the inside.
00:16:41Tell me about it.
00:17:00Hello, honey.
00:17:03Oh, good, good.
00:17:04I'm glad, I'm glad you like the flowers again.
00:17:08Listen, sweetie.
00:17:10I've, uh, I've run into a small hitch.
00:17:14I think I'm gonna have to be out here for a while longer.
00:17:17But don't, don't worry.
00:17:19I will be back in time for Timmy's birthday party, I swear to you.
00:17:23Hugs and kisses.
00:17:25Bye-bye.
00:17:28So what was I supposed to do?
00:17:29These guys were stalking this pregnant lady.
00:17:32I couldn't just stand there.
00:17:35You see that?
00:17:36I fucking hate that.
00:17:38What?
00:17:39This guy changing lanes without signaling.
00:17:41I mean, how hard is it to use your signal?
00:17:45So you started shooting at them?
00:17:47No.
00:17:48I don't carry a piece.
00:17:49I went to the woman, she had a gun.
00:17:51They started firing.
00:17:53I shot back.
00:17:54He's done it again.
00:17:56I moved my finger one inch to use my turn signal.
00:17:59Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely?
00:18:06You wanna know why?
00:18:07Not particularly.
00:18:08Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money.
00:18:12So when they get on the road, they can't help themselves.
00:18:14They've got to be callous and inconsiderate drivers too.
00:18:17It's in their nature.
00:18:18Why don't you take the baby to the police?
00:18:20I can't go to the police.
00:18:21Why not?
00:18:22I'm the Unibomber.
00:18:23They called the Unibomber.
00:18:25That's what they think.
00:18:27Stupid.
00:18:28Right.
00:18:29That's it.
00:18:30You are the angriest man in the world.
00:18:44If I remember right, you used to like it like that.
00:18:47Well, how many freelancers have you got?
00:18:54How many local boys?
00:18:57I need men, you understand?
00:19:00I need a lot more men.
00:19:17I need maybe.
00:19:18I need more.
00:19:20I need more.
00:19:21I need more.
00:19:22You can check it.
00:19:23The other thing is the reason that they have to do.
00:19:26You can see the people who have one of them.
00:19:28What do you think in the world?
00:19:29So when they're on the right, they're like,
00:19:31the reason why they're on the right.
00:19:32They have to do that.
00:19:33They're gonna be able to control the police.
00:19:34So I'd say that they're on the right.
00:19:36They're going to get to fight and be able to do that.
00:19:37They're ready to be done.
00:19:38So if they're on the right, we're going to go,
00:19:39we're going to get at the right now,
00:19:41and we're going to be able to put them on the right.
00:19:43We're going to do this.
00:20:15Damn it, Smith.
00:20:37What the hell are you doing?
00:20:38Making some money.
00:20:39Making some money?
00:20:40Yeah, to buy something for the baby.
00:20:43Something for the baby?
00:20:45A bulletproof vest is a better investment than a crib.
00:20:53Makes me think what you do to get him in the right school.
00:20:57Stop the car.
00:20:59He was here.
00:21:00Come on, what makes you think he was here?
00:21:02Trust me.
00:21:02I know what people do and I know what people think.
00:21:04I always have.
00:21:05Even as a kid, I had this gift.
00:21:08You should have seen the playground herd I laid down playing rock, paper, scissors, buddy.
00:21:12Now stop the car.
00:21:15Who do you think wants this baby dead?
00:21:18I've no idea who's trying to kill it.
00:21:20Don't call him an it.
00:21:22It's an it to me.
00:21:23Tell me, Smith, is there anything you like?
00:21:31Yeah, my privacy.
00:21:37Tell me something I don't know per una volta, brutto figlio di puttana bastardo.
00:21:42I love it when you talk like that.
00:21:45Can I offer you anything?
00:21:48Carrot?
00:21:51It's good for your eyesight.
00:21:53Of all the squads in the city, how does he know Smith's in this one?
00:22:02Another lucky guess?
00:22:03Nah, he doesn't guess.
00:22:05He sees things we don't.
00:22:07He was once an FBI profiler.
00:22:10Forensic behavior consultant.
00:22:13My God.
00:22:14How many times do I have to tell you guys' details?
00:22:19Make all the difference in this business.
00:22:21Hey, but...
00:22:24Don't you think you should hang back, sir?
00:22:27The leader who stays in the rear takes it in the rear.
00:22:35Besides...
00:22:41Violence is one of the most fun things to watch.
00:22:44Shh, shh.
00:22:45No, no, no, baby, no.
00:22:46We could call him Oliver.
00:22:48Oliver?
00:22:49Yeah, like Oliver Twist.
00:22:50Because it's a Norfolk?
00:22:52Because I like the book.
00:22:53You like the book.
00:22:54I didn't hate it.
00:22:56That's a first.
00:23:02Which bird they could, do you think I should go with here?
00:23:05Uh, cute and cuddly?
00:23:08Oh, the one that says, you're becoming a man now, son.
00:23:11So, Mr. Hurts, how old is your son?
00:23:18He's eight.
00:23:20Then it had to be large and powerful.
00:23:23Can you believe it?
00:23:24There's nothing on the TV about any of this.
00:23:27I'd better please.
00:23:31Roadside bomb wounded.
00:23:33We have it in our...
00:23:34Hey, did you notice that?
00:23:39No, this works.
00:23:41Look.
00:23:43Lay-mask politician rants about gun control.
00:23:46He cries.
00:23:48So tonight...
00:23:49Switch to this channel with this heavy metal music.
00:23:53He shuts up.
00:23:56That's so weird.
00:23:57You must find it comforting.
00:24:03Sir.
00:24:04Yeah?
00:24:05Men are in place in the roof.
00:24:06That's good.
00:24:09Anybody know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is?
00:24:12Hmm?
00:24:12It's where Cagney lets the good guy live.
00:24:19And if that happens in this show,
00:24:22I'm gonna do a lot more than ask for my money back.
00:24:26All right?
00:24:27Let's kill this mother.
00:24:28Go.
00:24:33It doesn't surprise me that Oliver's into death metal.
00:24:36Look at his surrogate parents.
00:24:38No.
00:24:39I'm telling you.
00:24:40This means...
00:24:47My God.
00:24:48Do we really suck?
00:24:50Or is this guy really that good?
00:24:52Come on, boys!
00:24:53He ain't out of the briar pits yet!
00:24:55Shoot the dog.
00:24:59Shoot the dog.
00:24:59Shoot the dog.
00:25:01No.
00:25:02Why not?
00:25:03I like dogs.
00:25:03I like dogs.
00:25:12I like dogs.
00:25:17Wait a minute.
00:25:17Wait a minute.
00:25:18Oh.
00:25:19Oh.
00:25:19Oh.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:20That rat bastard.
00:25:21Is just薦gano?
00:25:22I like dogs.
00:25:23I like dogs.
00:25:23Oh my God.
00:25:24Yeah.
00:25:24I like dogs.
00:25:25I like dogs.
00:25:26I like dogs.
00:25:26Yeah.
00:25:27I like dogs.
00:25:27Wait a minute.
00:25:45Oh, that rat bastard.
00:25:57What is it?
00:26:07It's a bit of its diaper.
00:26:13This idea blows, Smith.
00:26:16It's the only idea we've got.
00:26:17You actually think that Oliver's mother lived near a heavy metal club
00:26:22and that he could hear the music while he was still inside the womb?
00:26:25Yep, that's why he doesn't cry when he's listening to some headbangers bash.
00:26:29Ridiculous.
00:26:31Well, he isn't crying now.
00:26:36So this is the only club near where I encountered the baby's mother.
00:26:39I still say this is a wild hunch.
00:26:42Yeah, so how do you explain all these boxes of diapers?
00:26:45Somebody's been stalking us.
00:26:46Let's find out who.
00:26:47You say my neck's on the ship.
00:26:53You're the owner of this place.
00:27:07Who's asking?
00:27:08I am.
00:27:11Can I blow you a drink?
00:27:13No.
00:27:14Just as I suspected, he really is into jewelry.
00:27:25He occupies the room upstairs.
00:27:27Go to hell.
00:27:28Don't mess with me.
00:27:30You ain't got the cojones.
00:27:31Oh, God.
00:27:35So who were these guys?
00:27:39I rented the place to some suit 11 months ago.
00:27:43He paid the whole year in cash.
00:27:46I never saw him again.
00:27:48I just figured they were using the back way.
00:27:56Read it.
00:27:57This is pretty fucked up.
00:28:19Watch where you step.
00:28:29The ice cream is melting.
00:28:32What?
00:28:33I thought donor sperm was your department.
00:28:35These freezers are full of samples.
00:28:39This is weird.
00:28:41There seems to be only one donor.
00:28:43One donor?
00:28:44Yeah.
00:28:45And a generous one at that.
00:28:47This is bone marrow blood.
00:28:57It must be for some kind of cure.
00:29:01How do you know that, Smith?
00:29:03You didn't hear about my Nobel Prize.
00:29:12See, what it is, it's hard to find marrow that matches that of the recipient.
00:29:16The odds are much better if the donor marrow shares the same DNA with the person receiving it.
00:29:22You mean these people were harvesting babies for some guy's bone marrow transplant?
00:29:28Exactly.
00:29:29And somebody wanted to make sure he didn't get it.
00:29:32That's why they want Oliver dead.
00:29:33No, my baby, no.
00:30:01So I called that guy I know at NBC.
00:30:04That's good.
00:30:07And then I got to thinking.
00:30:08You know what I hate?
00:30:10Here we go again.
00:30:11I hate those lame action movies where the good guy calls just one person who ends up betraying him.
00:30:16Yeah.
00:30:17That's right up there with killing baby seals.
00:30:20I called ABC, CBS, The Post, The Times, the local news channel and the FBI.
00:30:28So, what do we do next?
00:30:30I figure we hang here and watch the news.
00:30:32Once the story goes public, maybe we'll be safe.
00:30:34Look, he finally went to sleep.
00:30:39Yeah, you just wait.
00:30:41The moment you close your eyes for a nap, he'll start screaming.
00:30:45You can't take a little pleasure in anything, can you?
00:30:48You just hate everything.
00:30:51I don't hate you.
00:30:53Is that why you picked me?
00:30:54You know why I picked you.
00:30:56You have no idea what you've done to me.
00:30:59We're going to get out of this, trust me.
00:31:01You just don't get it.
00:31:02What?
00:31:05You bring me this child, so I can feed him, take care of him.
00:31:12A baby that could be dead at any moment.
00:31:15And you never even think to ask me what happened to my own child.
00:31:24You're right.
00:31:28It's all I give up.
00:31:32It's my fault.
00:31:36It's like what my mama always said.
00:31:40The wolves don't have to play with the stones.
00:31:43If I say I'm sorry, will you tell me what that means?
00:31:47Eggs have no business dancing with songs.
00:31:50You know, Smith, I figured out what you hate the most.
00:32:19What happened to your baby?
00:32:27Forget about it.
00:32:28Tell me.
00:32:31My pimp hit me in the stomach.
00:32:35My baby was delivered stillborn.
00:32:39Get off of me.
00:32:44Get off of me.
00:32:44Oh, you like this, do you?
00:32:50Oh, you like this, do you?
00:33:03It's called a gun.
00:33:11Grip, slide, breech, barrel, trigger.
00:33:16Now, this is the business end.
00:33:19You should never point this at anything you don't intend to kill.
00:33:24Now, this is important.
00:33:26This is called your safety.
00:33:29You have to keep this on to make sure the gun doesn't go off accidentally.
00:33:33But really,
00:33:33this is your number one safety.
00:33:39Are you hungry?
00:33:44You have to keep this on to make sure the gun doesn't go off by the way.
00:34:14You have to keep this on to make sure the gun doesn't go off by the way.
00:34:21You have to keep this on to make sure the gun doesn't go off by the way.
00:34:27Talk about shooting your lug.
00:34:35Look at this.
00:34:37This is a Hammerson night tag.
00:34:40These aren't supposed to hit the streets for six months.
00:34:44This is weird.
00:34:46All these guys have got him.
00:34:47Don't even tell me.
00:34:55Do you know how many of our men he's bloody bagged now?
00:34:58Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?
00:35:02Doesn't it piss you off a little?
00:35:03Getting angry releases an enzyme.
00:35:06Chyptophan hydroxylase,
00:35:07which can temporarily reduce the IQ.
00:35:10That's something I can't afford to do right now.
00:35:12How do you know all that?
00:35:14My boy's hooked on the Discovery Channel.
00:35:16Take me west side.
00:35:18I need to report in.
00:35:19I've got a bead on who our Mr. Hero is.
00:35:25No more arguments.
00:35:27I have to do this alone,
00:35:28and the only way I can do it is if I'm positive you two are okay.
00:35:30This is the only place I know you'll be safe.
00:35:36A tank?
00:35:37An M24 tank.
00:35:39You'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives.
00:35:41You're whacked.
00:35:42I am.
00:35:44I'm also serious.
00:35:46But nobody's allowed to get in it.
00:35:48Don't worry.
00:35:49When I create a diversion, you climb inside.
00:35:52You should have enough of that baby food to last your couple of days.
00:35:55The, uh, pureed carrots are the best.
00:35:58Now you know how to use this, right?
00:36:02Yes, but what if you don't come back?
00:36:05That's not gonna happen.
00:36:07There is no way to be sure.
00:36:11Yes, there is.
00:36:11You're the star.
00:36:29My star.
00:36:34Stop whining.
00:36:35If you don't behave, I am going to spank you.
00:36:38No, but what's going on?
00:36:39Stop whining.
00:36:40Stop it.
00:36:42I hate it when parents hit their children.
00:36:44Let go of my arm.
00:36:45Not until you stop hitting your kid.
00:36:46I will discipline my child as I see fit.
00:36:49How would you like it if I spanked you?
00:36:51Ow!
00:36:52Ow!
00:36:53See?
00:36:53Ow!
00:36:54Doesn't feel so good, does it?
00:36:56Ow!
00:36:57Ow!
00:36:58Ow!
00:36:59Help!
00:36:59Help!
00:37:00Ow!
00:37:01Ow!
00:37:01What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:37:02Ow!
00:37:03Ow!
00:37:03Ow!
00:37:03Ow!
00:37:04Ow!
00:37:04Ow!
00:37:04Ow!
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00:37:23So what you got on this all-star ground pounder?
00:37:26Well, anybody this good had to start out young.
00:37:29And it's usually because their pop was good at it, too.
00:37:30And it's usually because their pop was good at it, too.
00:37:32You know, like MacArthur's dad was a general.
00:37:34And Mickey Mantle's father played pro ball.
00:37:36And Mickey Mantle's father played pro ball.
00:37:37My son is a video game whiz, and I wasn't too bad at pong myself.
00:37:42So just follow me, if you will, Mr. Hammerson.
00:37:43In 67, the Limeys got hard ass on gun control.
00:37:48So a lot of Brit gunsmiths moved to the States.
00:37:52Now, I've got an inside man at immigration working on which of these guys had sons.
00:37:57And if any of the boys were crack shots.
00:38:00I think the pucker fact is getting to you.
00:38:02You got diddly!
00:38:06Yes, Duchess, you're a good girl.
00:38:08Sit.
00:38:10Yes.
00:38:11Now's your treat.
00:38:12Now you get your treat.
00:38:13My man has been running the name down, and he recalls one of these gunsmith kids, actually.
00:38:20National sports pistol champion at age 10.
00:38:22Olympic, hopeful, recruited by the army.
00:38:27But after that, the kid is never heard from again.
00:38:30Well, that sounds like black ops got him, trained him.
00:38:33This leads me to a theory.
00:38:35Theory?
00:38:36Theory is bull nookies.
00:38:38All you got is a man with no name.
00:38:42Riding into town on a pale horse, dispensing his own brand of justice.
00:38:57Theory is
00:39:07No.
00:39:08No.
00:39:09No.
00:39:10No.
00:39:11No.
00:39:12No.
00:39:13No.
00:39:14So, no.
00:39:16You know why people in this country love guns, and it's got nothing to do with all that phallic mumbo-jumbo, like cocking your gun.
00:39:29You know, Hertz, people love guns because America is a land of opportunity where a poor man can become rich.
00:39:39And a pussy can become a tough guy if he's got a gun in his hand.
00:39:46I'm hoping you're not just a pussy with a gun in your hand.
00:39:52Oh, no, sir, no. No, I'm not. I'm a tough guy with a pussy in my hand.
00:40:02I want you to give this guy and the kid a dirt nap.
00:40:09Yes, sir.
00:40:13Right away, sir.
00:40:16Shh. Amore mio.
00:40:20Don't worry. Daddy will be back soon.
00:40:23Hold it! Hold it!
00:40:44Well, well, well, Mr. Bunny, you just keep going, going, going, don't you?
00:40:52So do you.
00:40:53I promise to, uh, to spare your life if you tell me where the woman and child are.
00:40:58Forget it.
00:40:59Oh, boy.
00:41:12Hey, who trains you?
00:41:15Hmm?
00:41:16NSA black ops, CIA, the army?
00:41:20Well, whoever.
00:41:21It seems you haven't lost your aim, champ.
00:41:23You think that's good? You should see me spell my name in the snow.
00:41:26Oh, hey, you know, my boss here thinks that you're the Lone Ranger or something.
00:41:34Well, I believe I have a better idea about who you are.
00:41:40I found out how your wife and son were killed.
00:41:43My God, what a tragedy.
00:41:46Some guy walks into a burger joint.
00:41:48He starts shooting up the place.
00:41:50Oh, my God, what a shame that your wife and son were there having their chicken nuggets.
00:42:04What's the matter? You don't like that story?
00:42:09Well, then why don't you tell me one, hmm?
00:42:12Children's story, please.
00:42:14Oh, I know. Tell me my favorite, yeah.
00:42:17Tell me the one about the baby.
00:42:20Maybe later, when I put you to sleep.
00:42:27Go, go!
00:42:50Go, go, go!
00:42:58Oh, no!
00:43:28So, what do you think of the Second Amendment now?
00:43:42Something!
00:43:44Okay, buddy.
00:43:45Drop your weapon.
00:43:46Think we got him?
00:44:16God damn it, Smith!
00:44:27So, I found out he was trying to kill our baby.
00:44:29Who?
00:44:30A man named Hammerson.
00:44:32Born with a silver spoon up his ass.
00:44:34Inherited the Hammer Firearms Corporation from his old man and makes millions manufacturing weapons.
00:44:39Does this give you any new ideas about who needs Oliver's bone marrow?
00:44:44No.
00:44:44It's okay, little Oliver.
00:44:50It's him, Senator Rutledge.
00:44:53If he's elected president, he'll put Hammerson out of business.
00:44:57It makes sense, but how can you be sure?
00:44:59Mr. Goto guy called his men a fine love babysitter.
00:45:02The Secret Service calls their agents who guard VIPs babysitters.
00:45:06It's him, Senator Rutledge.
00:45:08He's the guy that needs this baby.
00:45:09So, we contact this man and then we're safe.
00:45:12It's over.
00:45:13Are you crazy?
00:45:14This means that we've got Hammerson and the whole of the U.S. government after us.
00:45:18I think you two have got to get out of town.
00:45:20Until I get the answers, you'll never be safe.
00:45:22They'll be watching the trains, the bus stations, and the airports.
00:45:25So, I think this is the safest way to get out of town.
00:45:29I'm going to check all of this out, and if everything's okay, I'll get you before you board the bus.
00:45:33But, what if you don't get to us before we leave?
00:45:37Where should I get off?
00:45:39I think it's better if I don't know.
00:45:41What?
00:45:42Trust me.
00:45:44I can't know.
00:45:45Smith, do you really think this is going to work?
00:45:55Just stick to the plan and everything will be all right.
00:45:59Run!
00:46:00Trying to map out.
00:46:15I can't do that.
00:46:17I can't do that.
00:46:19It's going to be zero.
00:46:22I can't do it.
00:46:23I'm going to kill you!
00:46:53Yeah!
00:47:23Let's go.
00:47:53Let's go.
00:48:23So much for wearing your seatbelt.
00:48:28What in the hell is that?
00:48:57Oh, my God, that is twisted.
00:49:02That sick son of a bitch.
00:49:05Oh, that sick son of a bitch suckered us again!
00:49:07It's time to go, little boy.
00:49:19Put me through to whoever's protecting Senator Rutledge.
00:49:22Just tell him there's a man with a baby calling.
00:49:29Hello, is this Smith?
00:49:31That was a nice job covering up your baby hatchery downtown.
00:49:34Not a word about it anywhere.
00:49:37Only you guys in Washington have that kind of pull.
00:49:40I'm telling you, we're on the same side.
00:49:42Now, listen, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
00:49:45I want to see the Senator.
00:49:48All right.
00:49:50He wants to see you, too.
00:49:52He's leaving for North Carolina, the primaries, in three days.
00:49:54You can fly with him.
00:49:57Runway seven, two hours.
00:49:59I see anything I don't like.
00:50:02I'm blowing this big time.
00:50:03What were you doing in there?
00:50:20Cleaning my gun.
00:50:23Really?
00:50:25You know, we were never really trying to kill you.
00:50:27We only wanted to scare you into surrendering.
00:50:30Well, that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight.
00:50:32In the latest polls, Senator Rutledge continues to be the Democratic frontrunner headed for the next week's secret to the primaries.
00:50:39He meets his rival by...
00:50:40I owe you my life.
00:50:46So this is where you get to do all those hookers.
00:50:50I heard about you.
00:50:51You look worse than you do on TV.
00:50:54Yes, it's amazing what a little makeup can do.
00:50:57And a lot of morphine.
00:50:58So, you've pieced the whole thing together.
00:51:06Very clever, Mr. Smith.
00:51:09Very clever.
00:51:10Simple.
00:51:11You're the Democratic frontrunner for president, and your sweeping gun control proposals are pissing the wrong people off.
00:51:18Yes, well, if they're pissed now, wait until I'm elected president.
00:51:23We got so many goddamn gun lobbies out there that we're going to have to set up just as many commissions.
00:51:28Then maybe we'll get our bill passed in the first year.
00:51:31Unfortunately, you're sick, and the gun nuts has found out.
00:51:33They discovered your baby hatchery, and boom, problem solved.
00:51:37They kill you by killing the babies.
00:51:39Correct.
00:51:39So, where's my savior?
00:51:48You know what I hate most?
00:51:50Liars.
00:51:51What the hell are you doing?
00:51:52You've made a deal with Hammerson.
00:51:53No, you're crazy.
00:51:54Am I?
00:51:54When you got into bed with him, you also let his dog up on the mattress.
00:51:57Looking at those dog hairs on your trousers, I'd say old Duchess took a liking to you.
00:52:01I don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:02Save the line for when you're in office, Rutledge.
00:52:05If he ever makes a day.
00:52:06Do you know what else I hate?
00:52:08Hypocrites.
00:52:09And you're the biggest one of all.
00:52:11Do you blame him for selling out?
00:52:13His operation to find the baby had been tits up from the get-go.
00:52:18You see, Rutledge called us, and he offered us a proposition that we had never dreamed was possible.
00:52:24In exchange for his life, the senator promised to protect our rights.
00:52:27To go deer hunting with an Uzi.
00:52:29Oh, come on, Smith.
00:52:30Come on.
00:52:32Guns don't kill people, but they sure help.
00:52:36Back off.
00:52:37Back off.
00:52:38Back off or I'll kill him, please.
00:52:41I had to do it.
00:52:42I want to live.
00:52:43I am meant to be president.
00:52:45Yeah, well, you've got what it takes.
00:52:46If you put yourself before the people, I can still do good in other areas.
00:52:50How are you going to square it with the public?
00:52:52It is a constitutional right.
00:52:54Back off.
00:52:55Get back.
00:52:56I've come around to their way of thinking.
00:52:58Come around.
00:52:58They had you at hello.
00:52:59Hello.
00:53:01Let me give you a piece of advice.
00:53:02Never trust the people who stand to profit, plain and simple.
00:53:06They're the bad guys.
00:53:07Come on, Smith.
00:53:08Don't be a fool.
00:53:08The game is over.
00:53:09You rolled the dice.
00:53:10You lost.
00:53:11Let him go, Smith.
00:53:41Smith, there's no escape.
00:53:42Maybe not for me, but there is for the woman and baby.
00:53:45If I kill Rutledge, no one will need to find them.
00:53:50They'll be saved.
00:53:51Your assassination, Rutledge, will create public outrage and trigger immense support for your proposals.
00:53:57Your sympathy vote in the Congress will give your anti-gun bills passage by a landslide.
00:54:04Your legacy will live on.
00:54:08Don't do it!
00:54:08Then do it.
00:54:12Let me regain some honor.
00:54:14This is my honor.
00:54:21Son of a bitch.
00:54:23Son of a bitch!
00:54:24God damn it!
00:54:30It's been my love!
00:54:37It ought to be a lie.
00:54:41It ought to be a lie.
00:54:46It ought to be a lie.
00:54:46It ought to be a lie.
00:54:49Son of a bitch.
00:55:10Why?
00:55:12You don't want to survive!
00:55:13AAAAAH!
00:55:15AAAAAH!
00:55:16This beast!
00:55:19We've got a...
00:55:20...and there is not yet.
00:55:22Are you?
00:55:27AAAAAH!
00:55:28AAAAAAAHHHH!
00:55:30I'm gonna turn it to you.
00:55:36HAH!
00:55:37You got it!
00:56:07You got it!
00:56:36Don't move, Mr. Hero.
00:56:40Can't talk right now, honey.
00:56:42I'm right in the middle of something.
00:56:44Bye-bye.
00:57:06Don't you worry, Duchess.
00:57:12This ain't gonna happen to you. Not for a few years anyway.
00:57:18Well, well, well, well, well.
00:57:22Somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb.
00:57:26Looks like you and I have finally traded places, huh, sport?
00:57:30Yes, indeed.
00:57:34The circle of life.
00:57:36The circle jerk of life.
00:57:39Oh, you have such a way with words.
00:57:42I want you to tell me where the woman and the child are.
00:57:54Tell me or I will be forced to cause you considerable agony.
00:57:58Believe me.
00:58:00Nothing could be more painful than listening to you jammering on and on.
00:58:04Uh-huh.
00:58:07No!
00:58:09Again, I ask, where are the woman and child?
00:58:13Well, that's the last time you'll be doing that.
00:58:18No!
00:58:20Just tell me what I want to hear.
00:58:22It's your choice when the pain stops.
00:58:25Why are you doing this?
00:58:27It's over.
00:58:28Yes, shortly it will be, yeah.
00:58:32You know, I really should thank you.
00:58:34I just got to pick a contract because of you.
00:58:38I mean, I wasn't just on Hammerson's payroll, you know.
00:58:42What are you babbling on about now?
00:58:44Do you really think the people that employ me were just going to bend over and take your little stunt killing the Senator?
00:58:52There's no way that you can cover up this whole thing.
00:58:54No.
00:58:55Haven't you heard the news?
00:58:57Hmm?
00:58:58The Senator's plane crashed into the East River.
00:59:00They haven't been able to find the body of Senator Rutledge.
00:59:03So you see, once I silence you and the woman, the cover-up will be complete.
00:59:07So once again, I ask you, where are the woman and child?
00:59:11You know how I'll break your finger?
00:59:13My boy told me this one, you'd punch me in the nose.
00:59:17I'd kick you in the ass.
00:59:19Very amusing.
00:59:21I give that one the old thumbs up!
00:59:27What if he didn't get to us before we leave?
00:59:29Oh, I know your whole story.
00:59:31That man who went on the shooting spree in the restaurant.
00:59:34He visited the little gun shop that you inherited from your dad.
00:59:38He found out how your wife and...
00:59:39You sold him the pair of shotguns.
00:59:41You killed your own wife and boy.
00:59:44I'm not telling you our goddamn thing.
00:59:48No!
00:59:49Where are you, Smith?
00:59:56Well, well, well, well, well.
00:59:58We're gonna need something a little more invasive.
01:00:02Let's find out.
01:00:18Let's...
01:00:22That gun's just fucking great, Hamerson.
01:00:52For the jewelry, yes, and the world of sexuality, and though there are tears, I can share them with my ears.
01:01:02Oh, no, I tell you, well, I must tell you, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:01:13Hey, who's a hot shot now, huh?
01:01:43Oh, yes, sirree, Bob, it certainly has been a pleasure.
01:02:06But before we part ways, tell me one thing.
01:02:08I am dead on about who you are, right?
01:02:15Say that again.
01:02:16I said I am dead...
01:02:18Stop!
01:02:20That part of it you got right.
01:02:38It's the wife.
01:02:55Oh, my honey.
01:03:00She's leaving me.
01:03:07You know what I really hate?
01:03:09He's a pussy with a gun in his hand.
01:03:38I'm dead.
01:03:42Oh, my God.
01:03:48Oh, my God.
01:03:53Oh, my God.
01:03:57Oh, my God.
01:03:58Oh, my God.
01:04:06Investigators discovered the body of Senator Rutledge today.
01:04:24The FBI stated an anonymous tip that if it remains to the land...
01:04:54Shh, don't worry little boy. Mama will be watching you while she's working.
01:05:01Oliver, that love...
01:05:24What took you so long?
01:05:31All right, this is a robbery! Empty the drawer element!
01:05:51Everyone else freeze! Don't! I'll fucking blow your head off!
01:05:54He said freeze! That means don't even pucker your butthole!
01:05:58That's right! No puckering! Nobody dies! So don't fucking move!
01:06:01I'm kinda in a rush here and come on!
01:06:04You know what I hate?
01:06:05Shut up and sit on this asshole!
01:06:07That's right! You heard him!
01:06:08You heard him!
01:06:10God!
01:06:15No, no!
01:06:20No!
01:06:24God!
01:06:29No!
01:06:31No!
01:06:36No!
01:06:54No!
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