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00:00Everybody relax, take a fucking breath!
00:02Hey, stop being on the fucking breath!
00:04My god, stop being on the fucking breath!
00:06Look at the insult!
00:08Merry Christmas, lizards!
00:12Sounds like we got a real problem out here.
00:14Any of you incels, QAnon, 4chan, Snyder Cut motherfuckers wanna get on a line now?
00:20Anybody? Yeah, they think so.
00:22Alright.
00:23We're gonna have a little tournament here today.
00:25We're not gonna scare any of the regulars, we're not gonna touch them.
00:28Yes?
00:29You're gonna purchase one Italian beef combo to enter.
00:32Now, this is a single elimination party.
00:34So you lose, you get the fuck out.
00:36No two ways about it.
00:38You win!
00:39Free Italian ice for a year.
00:42Also, also, I hate litter.
00:45So you cocks are gonna clean up after yourselves, and you're gonna goddamn recycle.
00:52Fuck you.
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