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Love Island Australia S7 EP 22
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00:00Cause I'm going all out
00:02You want the smoke come around
00:03We gon' remember this right now
00:05Previously on Love Island Australia
00:09No one's gonna be your f***ing maiden here now
00:12After Hotel Amore, there was yelling
00:16We said we were open, Yana
00:18We're open, but there's boundaries
00:19Crying
00:22How do you do that?
00:23Like, how do you literally turn your emotions off for a girl
00:26And you're in bed the next night with another girl
00:28Like, that is crazy to me
00:29Squabbling
00:31You have not looked in my direction all day
00:33Like, what do you want me to do?
00:35Acknowledge that I exist
00:36And
00:38Tonight you sleep without me
00:41Singing?
00:43But tomorrow is
00:46Beautiful new day
00:49Ah, maybe stick to omelettes, Mick
00:52Tonight
00:54In the ashes of Hotel Amore
01:02I think you're hot
01:03And you're confident
01:04I think you're kind of fun too
01:05New Sparks Kindle
01:08We can make you some crepes
01:10I would love that
01:11Yeah, that'd be so cute
01:13The switch up is crazy, bro
01:15It's been seven minutes
01:17And will old flames reignite?
01:20It has made me realise I don't want anyone else
01:23And I do generally just warn you
01:26You're literally stepping on thin ice
01:29Thin up fire pit
01:31I'm gonna be honest
01:32This villa is a mess
01:35That will change the villa
01:37Forever
01:38Tonight
01:39It will be cleaned up
01:41Cleamed up
01:42Cleamed up
01:43Well, until the next fire pit anyway
01:45It's a brand new day
02:11And while most of the islanders
02:13Had a lovely sleep full of cuddles
02:14One sad islander slept solo on the couch
02:18Good morning, sunshine
02:19Good morning
02:20Not you, Dylan
02:21Waking up to the villa again
02:22Feels like home
02:23Just as I left
02:25How do you feel after yesterday?
02:27I feel good
02:28Yeah?
02:29Yeah
02:30Babe
02:31I like this
02:31I'm always positive girl
02:33Like, last night
02:33It's like, really out of character for me
02:35Obviously, Gabby this morning
02:36Had a complete new mindset
02:38This morning
02:38I was like, are you okay?
02:39You feeling okay?
02:40She must be back to her normal self
02:41If that is her normal self
02:42I don't want to be ever asleep
02:43On this couch ever again
02:44No, well
02:45Couch is not for Dylan
02:47Happy birthday
02:48He kept trying to hug me
02:55Like, how can you go from
02:56Like, hugging up with one girl
02:58To then thinking that
02:59I'm gonna give you hugs
03:01After all that disrespect
03:03Morning, Dylan
03:04Good morning
03:05How'd you sleep?
03:06Meh
03:07Meh
03:08Meh
03:08Yeah, last night was great
03:14It was just
03:15A nice, sweet night
03:16Our
03:16Hotel and more bubbles
03:18Is still here
03:19It's good
03:20The spirits are high
03:21That's good
03:22That's what matters
03:23Yeah
03:24That's it
03:25Yeah
03:25That's it, Bames
03:27We don't have to
03:32Love you too
03:34I do think I really need to
03:49Dig myself out of a pool-sized hole
03:52Yeah, I think it's the biggest hole I've dug in here yet
03:55I just wanna say that, um, obviously I'm sorry again
03:59And I've got no ground to stand on
04:01But I do just wanna tell you that, like, it has made me realise
04:06That I don't want anyone else
04:07And I do genuinely just want you, um, yeah
04:11Like, I'm not letting such shit slide anymore, Kai
04:13Yeah
04:14I've done that so many fucking times before
04:16We came in here, we told each other we weren't gonna do tip for tat
04:19And what have you done?
04:20You've done exactly what we said we weren't gonna do
04:22Yeah, and I have learnt from that
04:25It has generally made me realise, like, what, I don't wanna lose
04:28And you have grown in here
04:30And I obviously didn't take that into consideration
04:33I have really shot myself in the foot
04:36And all I wanna do is, um, make that right
04:39That was nice to hear
04:42Kai is saying all the right things
04:47But at the end of the day, actions speak louder than words
04:51This isn't me forgiving you, but
04:54Yeah, I'm gonna let you try and prove yourself
04:58But you're literally stepping on thin ice, like
05:01That's all I want is to, you know, try and fix this
05:05So
05:05Well, yeah
05:08We'll see how today goes
05:10This is gonna be a process
05:11But, yeah, like I said, actions speak louder than words
05:15So let's see what you got, Kaiser
05:17Gabby told Dylan she felt much better waking up this morning
05:33Which is great
05:33But was also 20 minutes ago
05:35So, who knows
05:37Hey, can I come hang out, Mum?
05:39At least I asked if anyone wanted to come to the pool
05:41And everyone's fucking laughing
05:43What?
05:44No, because everyone's joking around being like, oh, she's got no man now
05:47She doesn't, like
05:47Oh, bullshit
05:48Don't think like that
05:50You've got talent
05:51Oh, Gabby
05:52I'm just feeling, like, worse and worse as time's going on
05:57It's alright
05:59Everything happens for a reason
06:01You can remember that
06:02I'm not really a great consoler
06:12I don't know what to say
06:13I kind of just freeze up
06:14Bro, he fucking hurt me
06:16Everyone's just acting like everything's all good
06:19Like, I just feel so fucking, like, played and used and embarrassed
06:22And just, like, lied to
06:24And, like, one thing about me is, like, I would never fucking lie to anyone
06:27Like, I'm just as fucking real as it gets
06:30And honest as it gets
06:31My thoughts on Gabby have kind of been like this
06:35Sometimes there's moments where I'm, like, she's a real one
06:38She keeps a 100
06:39And then other times I'm, like, that was really dramatic
06:42Now my makeup's fucked
06:44Just go talk to Dylan
06:47Dylan will want to get to know you
06:48He thinks you're funny
06:49Yeah, I just feel, like, embarrassed
06:51Don't pretend you're not crying
06:53Yeah
06:54And you pull it together
06:56Hi, Dylan
07:00Hi, Dylan
07:01I love you
07:01Well done, Gabby
07:04He won't suspect a thing
07:06While Gabby goes to rehydrate so she can cry some more
07:13New bomb Emma takes a seat by Mateo
07:15Who's cooled off with Tamara
07:17This is your chance, Mateo
07:18Maybe start with some light-hearted chit-chat, you know
07:21Nothing too heavy
07:22What are your parents like?
07:23Any mummy or daddy issues?
07:25No, I had a good relationship with my dad growing up
07:27Oh, good, good to hear
07:28I was daddy's little girl
07:29He used to take me fishing when I was really little
07:31Is that where you liked it?
07:32Yeah, that's where I get it from
07:33Well, we grew up on, like, 200 acres
07:35Near the beach
07:37Yep
07:37We had cows
07:38Yep
07:39Lots of chickens
07:39Yep
07:40It's a very nice upbringing
07:42I just can't talk to her now because he's just, like, he's hogs here
07:49What's the biggest thing that you fear?
07:52Probably not finding a husband
07:54Is there any room for me on there?
08:18Invite the lady on to Flamingo
08:20I feel like I want to get to know Emma, uh, definitely a bit better
08:25She was giving me the eyes last night from the couch
08:28I was peeping up a little bit
08:29She's looking at me
08:30It's her birthday today
08:31What's up, mate?
08:33Huh?
08:35It's fine
08:36I'll sit down
08:37That was easy
08:39I'm in the books
08:41Well, I mean, what have you done?
08:43What haven't I done?
08:45How are you going to raise the ball?
08:48Um, you know, talk a bit
08:49Make you miss me
08:50Talk a bit more
08:51That's what I'm trying to do
08:53Really?
08:53Yeah
08:53I'm going to my game
08:55Hey, I'm all for a New Zealand girl
08:57I just think Kiwi girls have a little special magic touch in my heart
09:01You had
09:02I was thinking about this one for, like, 20 minutes
09:04That whole gym session you were like
09:06What can I ask?
09:08What about them?
09:09Just had to get a little bump on
09:10Yeah, before you talk to me
09:12Oh, yeah, not bad
09:16What do you mean?
09:18Why don't one skates, one skates?
09:20Nah
09:20Wow
09:20Yeah, very big up
09:21Big dog
09:22What are you laughing at, mate?
09:23I'm beginning yours
09:24I'm working on it
09:26Nick, he's funny
09:28He dishes it
09:29He can take it
09:30And obviously I can take it as well
09:32So
09:32It works
09:34There's something about the way I feel when I'm with you
09:39I can't explain
09:41It's all the little things you do
09:44Water bottles?
09:48Water bottles?
09:49Water bottles?
09:49I'm trying to be a good boy
09:53Nah
09:54But, like
09:55Let him cook
09:56Let him cook
09:57Aw, that's sweet, Kiwi
09:59Making an effort to be a team player
10:01And a more considerate person
10:02Could you maybe work on the mumbling a little too?
10:06There you go
10:06I don't feel like I want it
10:08Ah, never mind
10:08One step at a time
10:09Thank you, Ki
10:11Ki's definitely trying to prove himself to not just me
10:14But also the whole villa
10:15Which is a green flag for me at this stage
10:19But, you know, taking baby steps at this point
10:24Look, I only want the best for you at the end of the day
10:28And I do just want you to be happy
10:31And I'm sorry again
10:33I can't really say that enough
10:34But I do really want to see where this can go
10:37The only thing I want to do is make things right with yarns
10:41It is definitely a heartfelt apology
10:43And I really do mean it
10:45You're really fucking cool, I mean
10:48You're beautiful
10:50Oh, no, again, I know
10:55Oh, is it good?
10:56What are you talking about?
10:58He knows the weight of my heart
11:00And giving me compliments like that
11:01Is making him creep one step closer
11:04Give me a nice little massage
11:07I could do with that, actually
11:08With all the stress you've put me through
11:10Yeah
11:10The up and down emotions
11:12That time you do something nice to me
11:16It's booking a time
11:17You can tell me when you want to give me a massage
11:19And I'll tell you whether it fits in with my schedule
11:22Look, I've had that test in here
11:25And obviously I failed
11:28But it's definitely made me realise
11:30What I'm losing and what I don't want to lose
11:33Sorry, people
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12:09The mood is high in the villa
12:26People are having fun
12:28They're working out
12:29Endorphins are flowing
12:30And after a bumpy morning
12:32Even Gabby has come round
12:34And decided to embrace
12:36A more positive outlook
12:37He sits there like a fucking muppet
12:39And just fucking doesn't say shit
12:40Muppet
12:42Fucking small cock shrimp dick, mate
12:44It's all
12:46Like literal micropenis
12:48Excuse me, Gabby
12:49Having a micropenis
12:50Is nothing to be ashamed about
12:52It's not the wand
12:53It's the wizard
12:54Isn't that right, Boston?
12:55That's right, Owen
12:56Thank you
12:57Anyway, Mateo
12:58Change the subject
12:59Do you want to name him?
13:00Who?
13:01A fucking flamingo
13:03Oh
13:03Let's name him together
13:06Is he named already?
13:07No, I don't think so
13:08Is he not?
13:10What are we naming him?
13:12Do we start him with T or M?
13:14Wait, wait, do you reckon?
13:15Oh, it's a flamingo
13:16It's got to be F, right?
13:18It's giving Ferdinand
13:19What?
13:21Ferdinand
13:21Fergus, I got
13:22Fergus?
13:24What kind of a Spanish flamingo
13:25Is called fucking Fergus?
13:27Yeah, true
13:27He has to be
13:28Fernando
13:28Oh, Fernando could work actually
13:31You tell him, Pinky
13:37You're a giant
13:38Elsewhere
13:39A certain Irishman
13:40Is also making giant moves
13:42Can I go for a chat?
13:44Yeah
13:45Okay, love ya
13:47Bye
13:48Bye
13:50Yeah, right?
13:51Yeah, how was your workout?
13:53As good as it can be
13:54Wait, did you just jump in the pool?
13:56Nah, I showered
13:56Oh
13:57Sorry
13:58Just a bit to take off the edge a bit
14:01I just, yeah
14:01Just something to take the edge off
14:03I just had to feel it
14:04It was right there
14:06I mean, feel whatever you want
14:07Thanks for giving me permission
14:09You have permission now, okay?
14:10Okay
14:10You sign the slip, sign the waiver form
14:11Yeah, vice versa
14:12Oh yeah?
14:13Yeah
14:13Damn, already?
14:14I didn't sign it
14:15Babe, I give you permission
14:16Right now
14:18Damn
14:18Right here
14:19Damn
14:20Shit, she bad
14:21How are you feeling today?
14:24Yeah, nah
14:25I feel good
14:25I mean, like, yeah
14:26Just, like, lots of up and down emotions
14:28In here about
14:29Yeah, how are you feeling?
14:30Good, good
14:31Um
14:32Obviously now it's the end of the stage
14:34You're out
14:34Go around and speak to people
14:36Yeah
14:36Just let everyone out
14:37I'm not going to waste my time
14:38Speaking to people
14:38I know that I'm not going to be interested
14:40Yeah
14:40I'm interested in getting to know them
14:42Yeah
14:42Um
14:43Oh, me? Really?
14:44With you, you surprise me
14:45Yeah
14:46Because the whole masculine thing
14:47The stare, you know
14:48The body thing
14:49But I feel like you're actually a softie
14:50I just naturally put my walls up
14:52Like, I'm always like that with guys at first
14:54Like, I'm very standoffish
14:55I think you kind of have to sometimes
14:56Have that outer shell
14:57Especially if
14:57You've been through things
14:59Like, I've been through things
14:59And it makes that wall
15:00A hundred percent
15:02But then, like, once I do
15:03Yeah
15:04I'm just, like
15:04Mush
15:05Yeah
15:05Yeah, I'm the same
15:06It's just one big soft shell taco
15:08She's a very interesting woman
15:10Like, it's
15:10It's funny how sometimes
15:11You do judge a book by discover
15:13And, you know
15:14Make your own assumptions straight away
15:16But she's actually a really nice girl
15:17And, like, really down to earth
15:18I think you're hot
15:19And you're confident
15:21Thank you
15:21I think you're kind of fine, too
15:22Very fine
15:22I am surprised to be honest
15:24Like, when I met you the other day
15:26Like, I was like
15:27Yeah, he's hot
15:27Like, he's trouble
15:28He's this, that
15:29But, like, yeah
15:29Actually, just, like, genuine
15:30I genuinely feel like
15:31I could, like, actually
15:32Just talk to you for hours
15:33I never thought I could love someone
15:36As crazy as you
15:39I'm definitely excited to get to know more about Gabby
15:42And get to know more about that softer side
15:45And peel back that skin a little bit more
15:47Because I feel like there's a lot of unknown territory still there
15:50So, yeah, I'm definitely excited to dig a bit deeper
15:53I'm not, like, keen on anyone in here but you
15:56So I'll put my ego aside and, like, pull you to the side
16:01Damn, it's a new, uh, it's a new gubs, huh?
16:04Yeah, I mean, like, growth every day in here
16:07At the last fire pit
16:21Mick was one of four people left single
16:23With Sophie warning that further dumpings were coming
16:26Having shared a kiss with Boston last night
16:29This could be the moment he finally mans up
16:32And gives her all his attention
16:34Can I offer you something?
16:36Right after he's done flirting with Emma
16:38You can make me a little birthday treat
16:40Maybe later tonight you can have a present
16:42In bed
16:43Is that me and you're picking me?
16:45What?
16:46You said it, not me
16:48I can make you some crepes
16:49I would love that
16:52That's it?
16:52Yeah, that'd be so cute
16:54I've heard a lot of chat about love languages in here
16:56And I feel like the only real love language is me in the kitchen
16:58Cooking for a beautiful lady
17:00As she sits back, relaxes
17:02And I can just flirt my magic
17:04I mean, like, I don't really want to go
17:07Oops
17:08What's your favourite thing about yourself?
17:12I feel like there's no humble way to answer that question
17:15I wasn't asking for humble
17:16I like the fact that I'm relaxed, very chill
17:18Not last night, you came in fucking storming
17:20Caught some drama yesterday
17:22Yeah, a little bit
17:23Yeah, look at you
17:24You're in luck
17:25It's alright for now
17:27Till one of us gets sick
17:30Does that normally happen to you?
17:31Sometimes
17:32It's happened four times to me
17:33Yeah, I know
17:34Fifth time, lucky
17:36Just now?
17:38Yeah, definitely
17:38Like
17:39What gives you the heck?
17:43Attractive-wise
17:44When people don't have nice teeth
17:45Same
17:48Yeah, you pass
17:49So I'm just trying to make these crepes
17:56And all I can feel is knives in the back of me
17:58From Boston's eyes
17:59But jealousy's not hot on a girl
18:02How's my guacamole?
18:04Shit
18:04What rhymes with shit?
18:08Mick
18:08Mick and I were vibing last night
18:13But today is just a different vibe
18:14I know where you've been
18:16And everything you've done
18:18The way he like
18:19Treats me as if I don't exist
18:21Is just so dumb
18:22And it's so boring
18:23Literally
18:23They do look real good
18:24They look so thin
18:25Let's go to sleep
18:26Mick, Mick
18:27I know, I know
18:27It's been seven minutes
18:38Mate, don't embarrass me
18:39Especially because last night you guys were like
18:41Off the video
18:42The switch up is crazy, bro
18:44Why is he just
18:45Because he doesn't know
18:45He doesn't know what the fuck he wants
18:47And he just wants attention
18:48That's literally all he wants
18:49He doesn't want a girlfriend
18:49He doesn't know what the fuck he wants
18:50I know
18:51That you love to dispense with me
18:53Oh, oh, oh, girls
18:55I'm cramping your skull
18:56You've outdone yourself, Nikki
18:58Yeah
18:58Yeah, I'm right
19:00Yeah
19:00And I'm like the buck's down
19:02Oh, yeah
19:02I'm cramping your skull
19:04I feel some liquor birth fools
19:05Yeah
19:06I literally look at Jonathan and I'm like, you disgust me.
19:08Where is Mick right now?
19:13I love jealous women.
19:18You think I'm jealous? You got me all fucking wrong.
19:20It's embarrassing.
19:20What do you mean? You're embarrassing yourself, Mick.
19:23You mean a little girl.
19:27How's being on to the next bomb?
19:29Huh?
19:30What am I meant to do here? Like, I don't get it.
19:33I said I was going to talk to both people
19:35and that's what I've been doing.
19:36What's the issue?
19:38What am I meant to do?
19:38There is an issue because you're going around whispering
19:41and doing little, you know,
19:43he's done this, he's doing this,
19:45cut to attitude.
19:47Do I have attitude?
19:49Your middle name is attitude.
19:51It's actually Louise.
19:52Attitude, Louise.
19:53Get out of my face. You're rocking the sun.
19:56I feel like I'm bored of him
19:57and I just don't think he's an actual man.
20:00I can't win.
20:01What?
20:02How can you be pecking me yesterday and all over me
20:05and then, like, absolutely nothing today?
20:06I think that's whack.
20:07You know that everything ends with me.
20:11I'm your conscience, your guilty conscience.
20:15I'm just always a bad guy.
20:17You can't win.
20:17You can't win.
20:18Now she's angry.
20:19I'm like, what do you want me to do, mate?
20:20Who?
20:20Boston.
20:21Oh.
20:21Yeah.
20:22Well, dude, I mean, you were pretty close to her last night.
20:24Now you're cooking the new bird pancakes.
20:26I'm talking to the new person
20:27because that's what I'm meant to do.
20:29Okay.
20:30I didn't come in here to be miserable with one girl
20:32and just stick it out the whole time
20:34and be happily ever after
20:35and pretend everything was all good.
20:37I came here to find the right girl
20:38and the right connections.
20:39They think I'm playing a game now.
20:41I'm like, where's the fucking game, mate?
20:43Here's the game.
20:44The game is, she's in you, single bombshell.
20:46She gets to pick someone.
20:47If she picks you, your ass is saved.
20:48Exactly.
20:49Well, that's the game.
20:50I mean, I'm just doing my thing, you know?
20:53Everything, yeah.
20:55I'm your conscience, your guilty conscience.
21:01Coming up, the most dramatic dumping yet.
21:06This filler is a mess.
21:08But just how many will go?
21:12Hurry up.
21:13Oh, girl, please.
21:16The boys have been busy writing love poems for the girls
21:28and it's going well.
21:29Kai, what's the first line of your poem to Yana?
21:34Mmm, need some work.
21:36Alex, what you got?
21:37Do you know, I've licked my own dick before.
21:39Wow, how romantic.
21:42Really good.
21:43They were good, right, Mick?
21:45Yeah.
21:46But you love, like, the city life, right?
21:48City life?
21:49Yeah.
21:50You get that vibe?
21:51Hey, I need your help.
21:53What?
21:53You're going to help me.
21:54This morning, Yana didn't really want to talk to me.
21:58I'm still very off me, so.
22:00I want a mission to win Yana back.
22:03What's the plan?
22:03I'm going to go in the nook.
22:04I'm going to pull those cushions up, light tails on it,
22:06and then massage her in there.
22:08Oh, it looks a great spot.
22:09It's called Operation Pigeon.
22:11Do you want to lie under the tree?
22:13Yeah.
22:14Yeah.
22:14Stop looking at me.
22:16Stop staring at me.
22:20Oh, sleep.
22:22It's go time.
22:23Oh, go time.
22:23I'm ready.
22:24When I create in the kitchen, I want to create an experience for someone.
22:27And obviously, Kai's made some very poor decisions in the last 24 to 48 hours.
22:31So we need to work out, how can we sweeten Yana's perspective on Kai?
22:36In an ideal world, mate.
22:38We can make a little French omelette, bro.
22:39Mate.
22:40It might just be a fruit bowl, brother.
22:41What?
22:42You don't like omelettes?
22:43Brother.
22:44What?
22:45Strawberries?
22:45Yeah, strawberries.
22:46Look, there's some chocolate shit here.
22:48Look, I think that's an orange.
22:50That's an orange, yeah.
22:51We all know what it feels like to be in a doghouse.
22:54So when a mate calls, you answer that phone and you do whatever he asks.
23:06Can you help?
23:07Wait, how do you do a love heart?
23:08I think you need more raspberries.
23:09How is it me of all people that's been roped into helping Kai when Yana back?
23:21Kai's a chippy.
23:24He builds houses.
23:25He works with timber.
23:26So he knows how to construct something.
23:27But he doesn't really understand the feng shui and the energy of a space.
23:31So that's where I come in.
23:32Actually, grab those flat ones.
23:33Flat ones, the flat ones, yeah.
23:37That's got to be healthy, bro.
23:38We're going for a feng shui of, baby, I'm so fucking sorry.
23:42And please forgive me, it'll never happen again.
23:45Kai, this is going to work a tree, mate.
23:46And the fact that you've done nothing is even better.
23:51Am I going to go place it over there for you too, or...
23:53Oh, fuck.
23:54I'm going to go get her.
23:55Mick, in Kai's defence, he was busy finishing his love poem for Yana that he was working on.
24:00And he's going to drop it now.
24:02A side of Kai we've never seen before.
24:05This is going to blow everyone away.
24:07Oi, Yans.
24:09Ten out of ten, pal.
24:11Eight hours well spent.
24:13Yans.
24:14Oi, Yans.
24:15I'm kind of talking to you.
24:16Hold up.
24:17Black's heaps, easier to get rid of.
24:19I like your little touch.
24:20What's that?
24:21Was that your ex's name?
24:22Nah, it's Marjan, like, from Dragon Ball Z.
24:25Yes.
24:25Do you like Spider-Man?
24:26Hence why I'm so jacked.
24:27Are you a gay man?
24:28But Yans.
24:29Do you like Spider-Man?
24:30Yeah, I like Spider-Man.
24:31I actually like spiders.
24:35Ba-bao.
24:38There's a Blink lyrics.
24:40Blink-182?
24:40Mm-hmm.
24:41What's that?
24:41It's a band from...
24:42You don't know what Blink-182 is?
24:43You know what Travis Barker is?
24:44Babe, I don't know what anyone is.
24:46Get real.
24:46She didn't know Pamela Anderson.
24:47What?
24:48No, I know the name.
24:49Cam.
24:50Cam's the one.
24:51Yep.
24:52Okay, pal.
24:53The love poem did not work.
24:55So maybe try a different approach.
24:58Oi, Yans.
25:00Never mind.
25:01What do you want?
25:02I don't know.
25:03What do you want?
25:04Real comfort shot?
25:06What's happening?
25:06Oh, my God, Kai, what the hell?
25:18The massage session.
25:20This is so romantic.
25:22Massage, man?
25:23He's got flowers, he's got strawberries, and melted chocolate, which is my favourite.
25:28Oh, my God.
25:30I love love.
25:31All right, let me put a bikini on.
25:33This is a very big thing for Kai.
25:35I can't remember the last time he would have done something like this.
25:39Feet.
25:44So, yeah, I definitely feel very special.
25:47This is definitely another little step up the ladder for him.
25:52All right, this is really yummy.
25:53He just, um, like, then look beautiful, you know, as always.
25:57Mm-hmm.
25:59Look, I do really want Yana to understand that.
26:03I do care, and I want to make an effort for her.
26:06So I'm definitely trying to pull out all the stops.
26:10The sun always shines after the storm.
26:15That's it, isn't it?
26:17I'm sorry.
26:20Is that something nice?
26:22Yeah.
26:22He knows how to use his hands, that's for sure.
26:28All right.
26:29All right.
26:30Good.
26:31Good.
26:34Mm.
26:38Thanks for accepting my massage.
26:42Thanks for...
26:43Thanks for the massage.
26:45I know that this is no turning point yet, and I'd still have to do a lot of grinding here, and I'm treating her right.
26:55Oh, now I can't wait for tomorrow.
26:58But for today, I do think we're on the right track to getting somewhere, and, um, yeah, I'm stoked that she's happy.
27:07Don't get too excited, buddy.
27:08Don't get too excited, buddy.
27:12Look at this baby.
27:13He's so cheeky.
27:15Operation Pigeon Ball is definitely a success.
27:19Oh, look at her.
27:20You're glowing.
27:20So, Kai's got to get to the top of Mount Everest, and I feel like we've just left base camp after this massage.
27:28Thank you, everyone.
27:30Bare minimum.
27:31Bare motherfucking minimum.
27:32Bare minimum.
27:34That's what I call my micropenis.
27:36Hey, buddy.
27:38Anyway, as the night falls, the tensions rise.
27:41That's Y2K.
27:59That's so Y2K, bro.
28:01Yeah.
28:02I don't know about no shirt underneath.
28:04Nah, you have to pull the no shirt, bro.
28:05No shirts, fucking, why not?
28:06We're in the brigades and rock stuff.
28:11I've got one shirt, I mean, I've got one shirt, and they all grin and go, like,
28:17Do I look good?
28:23I mean, I'll look at that.
28:36I'm kind of nervous.
28:37Yeah.
28:38I mean, it's just crazy that we've had one night in here,
28:41and we can't go, fucking home.
28:43I feel like I need to do, like, a manifestation to the villa.
28:47Oh, yeah.
28:48Should we do one?
28:50We help.
28:51We help.
28:52Be a witch.
28:54Dear villa gods.
28:55Dear villa gods.
28:56We are trusting you.
28:58I'm trusting you.
28:59To keep the Kiwi baddies.
29:00To keep the baddies.
29:01In the villa.
29:02In the villa.
29:02But I want to have cuddles with Jotham tonight.
29:06And I want to have cuddles with Mickey.
29:07So, please.
29:09Please.
29:11Give me the wee bit of it.
29:13I'm in it.
29:14I'm in it.
29:16I'm in it.
29:24Let's go.
29:31Let's go.
29:33Oh, some tasty beers.
29:34Let's go, girl.
29:36I'm crazy.
29:36All right everyone it's been a hectic 24 hours but now that the dust has settled we can all focus
29:57ahead and focus on what we came here for which is to uh to start making some connections and uh
30:02maybe find the one so cheers to that that's actually kind of cool come hang out come hang out yeah come
30:15hang out i love this night thanks really really slaps gab really slaps well done thanks it's giving
30:22revenge dresses i can't help but be like doesn't look so hot he's wearing that outfit that i
30:29started with me the other day because he's revenge you think that's hot yeah that's my style
30:37they're just black men's your style yeah there's like three other black men here
30:42pick your poison
30:47i got a text oh my god all islanders to the fire pit immediately
30:53oh
30:57oh wait sophie was here last night she gave us a warning that she'll be back
31:02in 24 hours so our time is kind of up
31:11no one feels safe right now we're going into this night with
31:15an awful lot of weight on our shoulders i think
31:23hiding in tonight i definitely feel vulnerable you can never can never be too confident in these
31:28situations
31:43they had me running for my life
31:47the islanders gather gabby's dress says revenge other faces say worried could this be the end
31:59betrayal and heartbreak redemption reunion who's getting a plane who'll go to bed spooning
32:07oh yeah uh let's bring on
32:20good evening irelanders
32:39good evening irelanders
32:41how's everyone going you all look beautiful thank you listen i'm going to be honest this villa is a mess
32:56tonight it will be cleaned up
32:59there are currently six couples in the villa boston and ross jade and jotham sean and alex
33:16yana and kai tamara and mateo mia and bailey and we have four singles gabby
33:27dylan emma and mick
33:34islanders this year for the first time in love island history
33:44the first six people to leave the villa were day one islanders
33:49every single bombshell is still in this villa
34:01normally the power sits with the bombs but tonight we're flipping the power
34:08the power to pick and the responsibility to clean up this mess
34:25around sits with the six islanders that have been here the longest
34:38uh
34:40so that's us four plus gabby and me yeah
34:42shit oh you man ross jotham shan yana gabby and mick please stand up
35:05you are our villa veterans
35:07and you are going to fix this place up
35:14can everyone who is not standing up go and stand on the stairs please
35:25oh shit oh shit there's a lot of people going home tonight i think
35:37the villa veterans tonight you'll pick someone to couple up with
35:49ross please stand up
35:57who would you like to couple up with and why do we have to couple up with someone on the stairs
36:03no you can couple up with who you like anyone right anyone
36:10love you ross so who will it be ross i'd like to couple up with this girl because
36:15she's absolutely gorgeous um she's made my time in here really really enjoyable so the girl i would
36:23like to couple up with is
36:37shan hey and ross it's been a long time coming it has been a very long time coming so
36:44hey how's it feel excited good this feels familiar feels really good yeah well sean and ross finally
36:52you're officially a couple
37:00jotham
37:05which girl would you like to couple up with and why
37:08i'd like to couple up with this girl because i think from the start it's been even a surprise for
37:17me how well we've got along and you know i'm also excited to get to know more so the girl i'd like
37:25to couple up with is
37:42jade
37:47jade that must be lovely to hear it is yeah it is yeah you're nervous a little bit yeah yeah
37:53mm-hmm jotham was that tricky um you know i've wanted to be respectful in here not rub anything
38:01in the face but i think you know i've been very happy he's like that with everyone babe
38:11well jade and jotham you're officially a couple
38:13jana which boy would you like to couple up with and why i would like to couple up with this boy
38:27because we have had a very rocky time in here the both of us and i think with all the ups and downs
38:36it's making us it's making us become stronger and i can't believe i'm up here saving his ass again
38:42but the boy that i would like to couple up with is
38:50kai
38:50what a do baby
39:08kai things move fast in this villa don't they because last time i was standing here
39:12about what 24 hours ago i did not see this coming at all has he been grovelling yeah yeah he's
39:23definitely been showing me um a lot of good signs and i think that that test really um helped him
39:31take a look in the mirror okay well yana and kai once again you're officially a couple
39:38gaby
39:45which boy would you like to couple up with and why
39:51i would like to couple up with this boy because i think at the start i thought it was just a little
39:58bit of temptation and after some time spent together i think there's a lot more to it than just temptation
40:08so the boy i'd like to couple up with is
40:12will you give up or will i dylan
40:17i've been feeling down this love has got the best in me a panic against me and a cause you're my
40:26key my vision is but can't
40:29it's healing does it get easier standing no
40:34and gabby i mean i know it's new was that hard for you
40:39i mean babes divorce is a thing in here
40:43and just like shit moves quickly i'm sorry you had to see me like that last night
40:48that's all right gabby and dylan you're officially a couple
40:54mick
41:01which girl would you like to couple up with and why
41:04i would like to couple up with this girl because i think we got off to a bit of a shaky start but i
41:18feel like over the last little bit we've been able to get to know each other a little bit better
41:23there's been a bit of a connection there and a spark that i didn't know
41:28was possible and i think it surprised me a little bit
41:30i also think this girl is very beautiful and she makes me smile and i feel you know a nice
41:39connection brewing there
41:43so the girl i'd like to couple up with is
42:00mick recently kissed boston but spent the last 24 hours getting to know emma
42:10he must now choose which girl he'd like to couple up with
42:15so the girl i'd like to couple up with is
42:20i should have known you would break me
42:23emma
42:39oh my fucking dog
42:42oh so mick
42:44was that an easy pick for you
42:51obviously it was probably the hardest pick i've ever made in my life i think to be honest
42:55really get over it mate fuck i'm talking boston um
43:02i feel like obviously i have that connection with boston and it's been there a long time and i feel like
43:07like i'm finding it difficult to you know look past kind of being friends and i think
43:13that's why i chose emma and i feel like we just really got along and had a good day today and it's
43:18her birthday and i want to grant her a nice wish
43:23i think that's all bull yet
43:26you've like chatted to every single bomb in here i've had no connection because you don't want to open up
43:30you open up to me last night and now you got a new girl today yeah but you did change your tone
43:34today as well boston to be fair and i feel like you're people like in here and everyone
43:37fucking knows it and i think i'm the only one who calls you out and you don't like it
43:41that's why maybe you know it maybe that's why i mean you know it can i please continue don't even try
43:48period period period you're a dickhead period okay yeah and all our friends at home fucking know it
44:00so happy birthday emma thank you
44:11well emma and mick you're officially a couple
44:20bill of veterans you've all coupled up but your job is not over
44:30there are six islanders still on the stairs
44:37and the six of you
44:43need to save one of them
44:48whoever you save will then choose someone to couple up with
44:53which of them deserves a place in the villa huddle up and make your decision thanks guys
45:07and i'll see you in the middle of the day
45:11but hang on let's just calculate
45:13it's a tough one yeah i'm kind of in between
45:16i think she's the best pick
45:18and she's just like genuinely looking for love and she's quite open and everyone that's standing
45:24downstairs yeah yeah okay yeah
45:32i'll see you in the middle of the day
45:39and i'll see you in the middle of the day
45:41and i'll see you in the middle of the day
45:43Gabby
45:45please stand up
45:46please tell us which islander you'd like to save tonight
45:57we've decided to save this person because we believe they genuinely are here to find love
46:03and have been super open in here raw and genuine
46:13so the person we would like to save tonight is
46:17so that we are
46:26tea
46:28fuck
46:32you're fine you're fine you deserve it
46:34oh tamara you can come over to the fire pit
46:47tomorrow it must feel pretty special to hear your name it's definitely overwhelming um
46:57i feel like everyone up there deserves to be here so
47:00it's a huge privilege for them to say my name i know how hard that was
47:04well you're safe and you're about to make somebody else oh girl please
47:09please please stand up
47:18which boy would you like to couple up with and why
47:22i would like to couple up with this boy because
47:33we have had a growing connection
47:36since we've come in here
47:39we had some rocky times some hard times
47:41and i think that we've shown that we can move through that and grow through that
47:50so the boy i would like to couple up with is
47:52i'm trying to
47:55i feel like i could hear your heart beating
48:11yeah i was going through the roof i'm not gonna lie
48:13well tamara and mateo you're still in the villa and you're officially a couple thank you
48:23boston bailey mia and alex can you step forward please
48:30you already know that tonight is a dumping
48:43what you don't know is how many are being dumped
48:47i need the connection oh i'm sorry guys it's all of you
49:02bailey is there anything you want to say um it was a lovely experience short-lived but
49:07you're all legends um yeah grateful to have met all you
49:11i learned so much about myself in here and i love you guys so much
49:22yeah um unreal experience it's been a pleasure honestly yeah so much love for all of you can't
49:28wait to see you soon boston i'm grateful for all of you except maybe mick because absolutely
49:37fuck yourself you're a liar game player and we all see it
49:45have a good word thanks
49:50you have 30 minutes to say your goodbyes and then it'll be time to leave the villa the rest of you
49:59i'll see you very soon good night good night
50:07it all comes to an end yeah i'm sorry
50:16it all comes to an end
50:21yeah i'm sorry that's right but i did like being a couple with you yeah
50:40that's such bullshit
50:49we need to talk first because that sorry we did so well poofs
50:54mickey can go himself
51:01if he actually tries to talk to me i swear to god
51:03the man is a game player a liar i think the man needs to be humbled so i hope the girls here humble
51:12him we will not be friends on the outside pleasure to meet you very well did it well but i wish him
51:17the best i don't even think i can like talk about what just happened with any of them
51:24it's not real i'm sorry love tomorrow that's my girl but picking mateo you guys don't even like
51:28each other it kind of just sucks knowing that they've been saved when they both know they're
51:32not really into each other i just don't really understand that but i think they've known tea
51:36for longer and they saved her for that reason the others didn't have connections and you have been
51:41so genuine and so open and so everything since being in here and we all saw that and obviously
51:46we know things a bit rocky with mateo but we know that you will open yourself up to anything that you
51:51can yeah i love you love you the group deciding to save me tonight was a huge shock but it was the
52:00best feeling in the whole entire world that'll be a tough decision though out of you guys
52:07fucked that would have been fucked man it would have been a hard decision for all of them so i gotta
52:12respect it me and mia have been going very strong these last couple of days so we can still explore
52:18that on the outside but i've only been up with you i'm sorry mia doll i'm sorry do you want a bar
52:30of me or no i'm sorry no really i am but i feel like a dead flower i feel like i deserved a chance
52:43that i tried my best i really wanted to find a connection and i didn't get to do that
52:53so that sucks
52:58maybe i should settle this
53:04i'm sorry hubby where's bossy she's in the bathroom
53:07she's a bitch yeah when they told you to a lot of years to figure it out i guess
53:18mink is fucking insane for that yeah but i'm not surprised
53:21especially guys being mates too like i'm literally never speaking to him again and this wasn't an easy
53:27pick at all like it's fucking hard but it's like do i honestly think anything's gonna happen with boston
53:32out of here like i don't like we we had a peck yesterday and i just feel a bit awkward with it
53:36like don't even try it fucking prick but either way i was gonna hurt it because it's like if i didn't
53:42pick her her later exactly i mean i've got to do what's right for me and i feel like i made the right
53:47decision here i mean for bailey only got like 24 hours in here that's actually crazy bro he's on the
53:54flight for longer than he was in the villa hey i hit you up for some training yeah you know yeah easy
54:01mate we can train out together health strength conditioning sinus health
54:08that's a wrap guys thanks for having me love my arm australia season seven peace
54:15do what it do what it do
54:30bye hubby love you darling nice to meet you i'll see you
54:35you're looking after me you know i like you and i apologize for anything i didn't say okay
54:40ended together leaves together i can i did good we did so good
54:47is you not even gonna walk down i don't know why i'm
54:49boston you didn't say bye go yourself mate seriously no i want to say bye
54:53no seriously you know i love you mate like you're being funny enjoy your screen time
54:58we're not friends anymore you're wild
54:59what if i jump on i'm so glad i had you in here it was good to have a little another little girl in
55:09here who understands from day one me and i clicked i think me being a plumber her being a sparky
55:18and yeah i'm gonna miss having my little training chick around
55:22well we all fucking hate each other girls yeah it's been like one day
55:27be on the goldie eh i love you all
55:29bye you mate
55:30you're the hottest fuck except me
55:31bye bye bye
55:37good morning sunshine i love you
55:44see you on the outside boston time has come from the end
55:52the lights go down
55:58mic is the biggest fucking game player and like almost had me fooled i think i was questioning
56:03every day if he was being truthful or not and that decision by him proved it
56:08i've stayed true to who i am i've been authentic came in on smoke left on smoke
56:15no regrets at all
56:16it is what it is uh everyone's time in here comes to an end i walked in the villa with a smile
56:24i'm leaving him a smile so that's been unreal
56:29i've been dumped from the villa
56:33i wish i flicked mick earlier i think me and jotham probably would have got along really well
56:39if gabby wasn't always in the way but you know i think they made the right decision
56:44well themselves which is always the right decision so disappointed that i didn't get
56:51i really didn't get a chance to to sink my teeth in at all didn't get to do anything
56:59hopefully i don't look like too much of a fuck with on television and uh yeah
57:04the rest is the rest will uh sort itself out
57:07what the hell is sinus health moon
57:22why am i wearing 3d glasses do you ask well one because it's funny and two because next time is
57:30movie night next time
57:36we crown mr sublime oh my god the budgie smugglers the oil the body i couldn't get my eyes off it
57:47zero
57:49damn yeah what what's with these names kai hard kai and i have really tried to push past hotel
57:55more but i think everything's just going to bubble back up to the surface movie night begins
58:02gabby thinks she's in the kardashians bro exactly that's what i'm that's what i've been saying bro
58:07it's gabby kardashian except like from wish if you guys think i'm here for clout i've already got
58:12the clap back home just so you know sinners exposed dylan's not here for the right reasons
58:18every single person and here knows that and secrets revealed i'm already cringing for this
58:27to air and watch me do this all over again i'm like babe you should have dropped him like fly on
58:32the first day seriously i wouldn't have done this on the outside we're not on the outside that's why
58:37i stayed with you bro that's why we're still doing this right now i didn't know that was said
58:41i might have played a role enough to be together i need my popcorn baby
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