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Love Island Australia S7 EP 23

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00:00I know you're wrong when I got it. I know you're wrong when I got it. I know you're wrong when I got it.
00:06Previously, a Love Island Australian.
00:10Three, two, one, let's go.
00:12I think you're hot. And you're confident.
00:15I think you're kind of fine too.
00:16New connections formed.
00:18We can make you some grapes.
00:19I would love that.
00:20Perfect?
00:21Yeah, that'd be so cute.
00:22Kai worked for Jana's forgiveness.
00:26Sun always shines after the storm.
00:29Kai's got to get to the top of Mount Everest and I feel like we've just left base camp after this massage.
00:35Then a fire appeared twist.
00:38Normally the power sits with the bombs, but tonight the power to pick sits with the six islanders that have been here the longest.
00:47Which saw new couplings?
00:49Dylan.
00:50Emma.
00:51Re-couplings!
00:53Sian.
00:54Jade.
00:55Kai.
00:56We've had some rocky times, but the boy I would like to couple up with is Matteo.
01:01And four islanders were dumped.
01:04I'm grateful for all of you, except maybe me, because you're a liar, game player, and we all see it.
01:10Awkward.
01:11Tonight.
01:12We crown Mr. Sublime.
01:13Oh my God.
01:14The budgie smugglers, the oil, the body.
01:15I couldn't get my eyes off them.
01:16Zero.
01:17Damn.
01:18What's with these names, Kai Hard?
01:20Kai and I have really tried to push past Hotel Amore, but I think everything's just going to bubble back up to the surface.
01:24Movie night begins.
01:25Does Gabby think she's in the Kardashians, bro?
01:26Exactly.
01:27That's what I've been saying, bro.
01:28It's Gabby Kardashian, except, like, from Wish.
01:30If you guys think I'm here for clout, I've already got the clout back home.
01:31Yeah.
01:32Just so you know.
01:33Sinners exposed.
01:34Dylan's not here for the right reasons.
01:35In every single person.
01:36Yeah.
01:37What's with these names, Kai Hard?
01:38Kai and I have really tried to push past Hotel Amore, but I think everything's just going to bubble back up to the surface.
01:43Movie night begins.
01:45Does Gabby think she's in the Kardashians, bro?
01:48Exactly.
01:49That's what I've been saying, bro.
01:50It's Gabby Kardashian, except, like, from Wish.
01:53If you guys think I'm here for clout, I've already got the clout back home.
01:56Yeah.
01:57Just so you know.
01:58Sinners exposed.
01:59Dylan's not here for the right reasons.
02:02Every single person in here knows that.
02:06And secrets revealed.
02:09I'm already cringing for this to air and watch me do this all over again.
02:13I'll be like, babe, you should have dropped him like a fly on the first day.
02:17Seriously, I wouldn't have done this on the outside.
02:19We're not on the outside.
02:20That's why I've stayed with you, bro.
02:22That's why we're still doing this right now.
02:24I didn't know that was said.
02:25I might have played a role enough to be together.
02:27Oh.
02:30I need more popcorn, baby.
02:32The villa is four islanders lighter after a truly biblical dumping.
02:51Sharon, what did Jesus say to his disciples before the Last Supper?
02:55And then there were 12?
02:56That's the one.
02:57Amen.
02:58How are you feeling?
02:59Yeah, how do you feel?
03:00Good.
03:01Did I know I was going to get chosen by Gabi?
03:04Yeah.
03:05I brought my grafton boots this season.
03:07They obviously worked today.
03:08But yeah, obviously, there's been a lot that's happened since you've come in with me.
03:14Mm-hmm.
03:15Um.
03:16As I said, I saw you at your highest.
03:18Yeah.
03:19And...
03:20So I think, like, we can move forward from there.
03:22100%.
03:23I hope that that was Gabi at her worst when I first came in.
03:26Because if it's not, I'm in trouble.
03:28But yeah, you weren't getting too close to me, so I was like, oh!
03:31Oi!
03:32What do you mean?
03:33You don't have to be shy.
03:34What do you mean?
03:35You think...
03:36I'm so screwed.
03:37I know, I know.
03:38I know.
03:39Look, Dylan's still giving me the sex size despite seeing me in full destruction.
03:43Gab's hurricane taken over the villa last night.
03:46And you know what they say?
03:47A man that likes you at your lowest, he's going to stick around, doll.
03:52You still have a lot to prove though, Kaiser.
03:56I don't know.
03:57I don't know.
03:58I appreciate you.
03:59After last night and my mistakes that I've made, I thought I was going home tonight.
04:06Do you want some...
04:08Want some egg?
04:09No.
04:10Thanks for fighting me.
04:12Oh, thanks.
04:13Again.
04:14Again.
04:15I'm gonna start treating you like a queen, don't I?
04:18Mmm.
04:19Fucking better.
04:22Thank you, darling.
04:24Aw.
04:25Cheers to being in a castle again!
04:28Hey!
04:29Yeah.
04:30We're back, baby.
04:32We're back, baby.
04:33Yeah!
04:34Shard and my reunion has been a long time coming.
04:37It's amazing what a few bombshells will do to test a connection in here.
04:41Look how far we've gone.
04:43I think we really fought for each other.
04:45We did.
04:46Yeah?
04:47We did.
04:48Yeah.
04:49I've got Lippy on, but...
04:51Welcome to my office.
04:52Um...
04:53I just want to say that I'm grateful to be here.
04:54Are you?
04:55Yeah.
04:56About time you said something nice.
04:57What do you mean?
04:58I said something nice today.
04:59What did you say?
05:00I said that, um...
05:01While you're sitting there getting papers made for you.
05:02It's a tough life, isn't it?
05:03I said thank you.
05:04That was nice.
05:05Thank you, yeah.
05:06I think we've got a nice vibe going on.
05:07I think it's very giggly, fun, a little bit stupid.
05:08She pushes back well with the banter.
05:09Just bad boy.
05:10You're like a bad boy.
05:11Is that you?
05:12No, it's fine.
05:13I'm sorry.
05:14I'm a good guy.
05:15I'm...
05:16I'm...
05:17I'm...
05:18I'm drama free.
05:19No, you're not.
05:20I am.
05:21Everything's good.
05:22Drama free.
05:23What do you mean?
05:24What do you mean?
05:25What just happened to the vibe?
05:26I thought it was lightweight.
05:27The drama revolves around you.
05:29No, it revolves around Gabby.
05:31I don't know.
05:32I don't know.
05:33I don't know.
05:34I don't know.
05:35I don't know.
05:36I don't know.
05:37I don't know.
05:38I don't know.
05:39I don't know.
05:40I don't know.
05:41I don't know.
05:42I was around Gabby.
05:43And me.
05:44I was around Gabby.
05:45Mainly Gabby more than you.
05:46Mainly Gabby.
05:47Yeah.
05:48Gabby's ego is as big as her Ted's.
05:54Having been saved herself, Tamara saved Matteo.
05:57And good thing too, because in spite of being rocky recently,
06:01all the signs are electric.
06:03Well, the ones over their head anyway.
06:05How are you feeling?
06:07Yeah, just a bit drained.
06:09One more.
06:10It was a nice speech you said there.
06:11I mean.
06:12What?
06:13I picked you for a reason.
06:14Yeah, I know.
06:15I know you did.
06:16Obviously I'm like, like I'm excited at it, but like there's obviously that little bit
06:20of scariness there.
06:21Had a rocky week, so.
06:23Have we?
06:24Yeah, we have.
06:25Yeah, I know.
06:26I mean that seriously.
06:27Yeah, I know.
06:28Yeah, I know we have.
06:29You laughed.
06:30No, I didn't mean it in a bad way, but like, yeah, I agree.
06:33Yeah, I agree.
06:34Yeah.
06:35It was.
06:36There I am.
06:37Mm.
06:43You ever kissed a Spanish man in a terrace?
06:46No.
06:47Do you want to?
06:49Come.
06:50What?
06:51What?
06:52What?
06:53Nothing.
06:54It definitely feels like there's some strangeness coming back into the conversation with Matteo
07:03after the recoupling.
07:04And in this moment I really just need a little bit of understanding and some compassion that
07:11I'm overwhelmed.
07:12I've just had a really hard night.
07:14Like, do you want me to be more affectionate with you?
07:17Like during this period or is that like pressuring shit?
07:20Like, I'm so curious.
07:21I don't really know what I want you to do in the next couple of days when it comes to affection,
07:26to be honest.
07:27That's why I'm saying I'm overwhelmed.
07:28I'm like, I genuinely don't really have very much to say.
07:30Yeah, that's fine.
07:31That's fine.
07:32It's been like 10 minutes since we made kiss.
07:34I can't read you.
07:35Yeah, but that's fine.
07:36Look, I'm flattered that Tamara did pick me, but then on the other side of things,
07:41yeah, I did find her a bit hard to read.
07:43It just confuses the fuck out of me.
07:45So, yeah.
07:48Yeah.
07:49Yeah?
07:50I think yeah.
07:52What do you think, Tamara?
07:54Yeah.
07:55Yeah.
07:56Yeah.
07:58I wonder what Dylan's going to be like in bed.
08:13He better cut a wing.
08:14Babe, 100% he will.
08:16Oh, yeah.
08:17Man Ting going to be doing things.
08:18Those are some big arms, girl.
08:20I'm so excited to be sharing in bed with Dylan tonight.
08:24Oh, my God.
08:25It feels like having a crush again.
08:26And yeah, I'm keen for lots of cuddles.
08:29I know he won't care at all, but like I wonder if Dolphin feels a tough way seeing me in bed with another guy.
08:38Nah.
08:39It's going to get freaky in the sheets.
08:40It's going to get freaky in the sheets.
08:41I'm not.
08:42I can tell.
08:43Freaky in the sheets?
08:44Nah.
08:45Look at their face.
08:46I'm like, look.
08:47Yeah, me now being coupled up with Dylan, like, now me and Jay don't have to, you know,
08:55be careful or walk on eggshells around each other.
08:58I'm like getting some shade.
09:00Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:01Sean definitely seems very excited to be back in the bed with me.
09:05You always walk around in the doodos as well.
09:10The feeling is completely mutual.
09:12There might be a few fireworks going off under the sheets tonight.
09:15You know, my name is Michael.
09:16Is it?
09:17Yeah.
09:18You can call me daddy too if you like.
09:19Dad, are you watching this?
09:20Hey, hey mate.
09:21Hey Michael.
09:22Rhys is even laughing.
09:23Oh, man.
09:24Wait.
09:25What?
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09:50Oh.
10:04Hi.
10:05Chai keeps telling me that he wants to fight for us and I think by picking him tonight I've
10:07I've really shown him that I am willing to fight for it as much as he is
10:19Feel like a creep. I feel like one of those cameras looking at exactly
10:26But he's laughing at oh
10:30Good night
10:32Someone clap
10:35Good night Islanders
10:37So after tonight's dumping the couples are Tamara and Mateo. Yeah
10:43Emma and Nick. Yeah
10:46Sean and Ross. Yeah
10:50Jade and Jotham. Oh, yeah
10:55Gabby and Dylan. Oh, yeah
11:07Yana and Kai. Oh, my lord cover your eyes
11:18Don't worry pal our therapist gets in at 8 a.m. You're first in line
11:39All done
11:40All done
11:44All done, Jesus
11:49Right, I'm all done
11:49I'm only sure warm up, kids
11:56Daddy's home
11:57Horny daddy moon
12:04Coming up
12:08I got in tax
12:09Movie night
12:11It's judgment day
12:15Caught in 4k
12:17The lies
12:18The lies the truth the fakeness everything bring it all to air roll the tape
12:22It's been a night of massaging and mischief in the bedroom
12:29And a morning to apparently hey Teddy say your thing if you're deeply traumatized by what you saw
12:47Oh
12:50Mate, you guys had antsy pants last night giggling all night
12:53That was not my fault
12:55You guys like
12:57You know we were just having a good time you know
13:00I'm really happy right now like I think after last night and this chair in the bed together just made me like open my eyes and be like
13:06You're onto something here Mick
13:07Dylan you're on bed duties
13:09No problem
13:10Every day
13:11No problem i've i've actually never had anyone help me make the bed yet
13:19How was your sleep last night
13:23Did you do anything yeah a bit touchy-feely did you do anything with car yeah
13:30Yeah
13:31There was a lot of tension can't really help myself
13:35I regret how fast I
13:37Opened myself up gave him yeah kai and i have definitely made up in one way or another but
13:44He's still on the leash i'm just a girl
13:47Sorry the girl with wants and needs
13:56Give me that
13:58What should i just sniff me for why not
14:00Oh
14:04Oh you're baked beans
14:06Do you reckon baked beans make you shit yourself yeah it's just like potato and tomato isn't it potato and potato
14:12That looks fucking amazing potato beans coming to a supermarket near you
14:21Last night the vibe was absolutely dead between tomorrow and i both just didn't really acknowledge each other after yesterday's night's chat
14:28Will you speak to it this morning no no i don't know it's such a weird situation
14:35I feel like i tried to and then it's just nothing
14:38If it was a pity pick the whole recoupling thing after last night then
14:44Yeah i don't really want to be here you guys weren't like all hugged up in bed
14:48Hmm i just i don't think i can continue any longer
14:52Yeah
14:53He just doesn't get me at all and that's fine it's okay but i just feel like i try
14:58Really hard and it's like you can't do that anymore so i'll tell him that this morning
15:03i think he knows already but yeah
15:05We just aren't on that same level where we don't understand each other and
15:10Then because there's feelings there we're
15:13Hurting those feelings in each other and it's becoming a really difficult situation
15:19You want to go jack
15:19You got to go on that
15:21Sure
15:21I know that things have been weighing heavy on him too
15:27Hi
15:28Hi how are you yeah i'm right how are you
15:32Not great why
15:33Because i don't know i feel like there's been a big weight that i've been carrying around for the last couple of days
15:38Mm-hmm and i've been really trying to make this work
15:42Mm-hmm i just feel like it's going in circles
15:47I
15:48Yeah i don't know i don't know
15:50No what what's not clocking you can't not know
15:52I'm trying to just yeah i'm just trying to process it i need to breathe and process because like
15:58I just don't get how you can couple up with someone
16:01And then the next day saying there's a lot of weight on your shoulders like why would you couple up with that person
16:05Because you're the only person i had a connection with than you
16:08Yeah, but the connection's in the bin and it's been in the bin since the last couple of days has it?
16:13It's been fucked you told me you shut down though. What am I meant to do?
16:17I'm not going to be a fucking bunny rabbit and chase you around when you give me absolutely nothing
16:22You told me you had genuine feelings for me. I do my actions speak a lot louder than words. I've been struggling under the pressure under the pressure
16:29The last couple of days this being here trying to create a relationship in this environment
16:35Trying to make you understand me. I feel like you do not understand me at all
16:39I don't think you've let me like you you haven't even like brought me in
16:43You did show me sides to you that i've never seen before and you did lower them walls of yours and then all of a sudden they
16:50Skyrocketed back up
16:52I don't feel like there was that much pressure like because you constantly need me
16:57To be can you
16:59No, no, just go just go just go sorry just go like what is that?
17:07Yeah, no, I apologize just go
17:08I felt like you constantly needed something for me that I wasn't given
17:11And that makes me feel like okay. I'm not doing enough. I'm not good enough. Maybe i'm not meant to be in this relationship
17:16Maybe I can't make you happy that of course that's pressure
17:19It was really like oh trying to make you happy trying to make things work if I have feelings feel and it just was never working
17:28Jesus christ
17:30See because I think we actually have different values in that sense because I feel like if I like someone i'm going to put in an effort
17:46I would literally move mountains for the right fucking person. That's how I feel
17:51I just I wouldn't shut down
17:54Yes, that's some crazy things i'm not proud about i'm beginning to wish i could drown it out
18:03Seems like everyone could see this going down but you and me so foolishly
18:10You're right yeah, okay
18:15Did I just say like something harsh or what
18:23When you say like oh if I like someone i move mountains for them how do you just shut down
18:28It just sounds like you're saying i'm a really great person when i'm feeling someone in your fucking shit
18:32I didn't mean it like that man i just
18:36I'm like i just asked like do we have different values in that regard
18:40It just doesn't feel very nice
18:45Please don't feel that way please don't feel that way i'm sorry come here come here gathering come here
18:51I don't know if you're going to make me cry
19:03Obviously i like have feelings for her and i genuinely care about it
19:06This fucking breaks my heart bro like
19:10But sometimes some people are just not aligned to be
19:15I'm sorry
19:21The islanders have invented a secret code to communicate without the producers knowing
19:40Kai you try
19:41I got a text
19:56Girls feel like a sexy snack
20:00Today the boys will battle out in a beauty pageant with a difference and you will decide the winner
20:07Who will be crowned the first ever mr sublime
20:13Hashtag sausage
20:17Well i'm not sure why we're looking for mr sublime when you're already looking at it
20:21Got this one in the bag
20:24Do you like muscles bread and various salad dressings well you're gonna love mr sublime a challenge that will have the boys chasing bragging rights
20:33This mildly impressive trophy and of course the prestigious title of mr sublime 2025
20:41And here come the judges
20:45Dressed neck to arse in corporate sponsorship
20:48This is cute
20:50The girls will be scoring the boys and in round one the lads will strut their stuff on the cat ball
20:56Bring it on boys
20:57Oh
21:04Oh my god the budgie smugglers the oil the body the face
21:10Everything about him was just giving like baddie and i couldn't get my eyes off it
21:15Big mac ting
21:17Big mac ting
21:17Big mac ting
21:18Hey
21:21Look at that
21:23I got that main feature in my ass so i got to get a little bit of a hip bop to it
21:38Look i've been a model for 10 years so i'm expecting some 10s from the judges
21:41Look at that
21:51Oh tiger
21:59He's so cocky
22:03Kai walks like he's got something under his armpits
22:11Oh my god dylan's straw it was everything the body is insane i think all the girls are a bit like
22:29What a fucking bod
22:40I'm going confident i'm going chin down eyebrow up i'm like devilishly handsome with a little with a little spark of cheekiness in there
22:49It's all about confidence baby
22:51Oh my god eat okay
22:56Very good
22:59With the cat walk over it's time for the boys to impress with their hidden talents
23:04What i'm looking for is energy bloodiness maybe some serenading let's go boys let's go boys
23:10I've got quite the hidden talent i can bust out let's go get into the zone
23:14Girls uh this is my hidden talent and uh here we go
23:19All right
23:19Yeah
23:20Big hand
23:25Yeah
23:26I thank you
23:28I thank you
23:29Yeah
23:29Yum
23:34Gabby looks happy about it
23:36Look jeltham did a backflip on me at a hotel more so this talent does not surprise me
23:40This is called mick's poem of love and i hope you enjoy it my love story began with a bird called yana
23:49It fell apart real quick like a moldy banana
23:54Next up was samara it's a couple with slick we gave it a shot but it didn't quite stick
24:02Then the tides they did turn and ended my dilemma
24:06Mick means business this time with his hot chick called emma
24:10Hey mate that was beautiful
24:14Yes link
24:15Beautiful
24:16Thank you thank you
24:17Next poem was very cute he definitely made all the girls giggle and he raised us with that gift of the gab
24:28Ladies my hidden talent is nayland
24:30Oh
24:44It's not the first time i've seen kai
24:47nail
24:49When i was younger i learned how to do origami and this is the
24:53Probably the coolest thing i can do i have never pulled out the origami skills in front of a girl before so like
24:59I feel like that is a little niche hidden talent of mine
25:21Oh it's taken about three to five business days for the origami to get done
25:29How you going with that mateo?
25:30Yeah good dog good
25:31Fucking hell mate
25:35I am done
25:39It's a dragon
25:42Oh my god
25:43There you go
25:45The little love island pet
25:48Thank you for your patience ladies
25:51All right guys y'all look gorgeous today if you watched last season you've seen my tongue had a
25:56A bit of a mind of its own but i've tamed it and i'm just here to show you what happens when i can control it
26:02Oh
26:03Okay
26:04Okay
26:05What does that mean
26:09Oh
26:13Sit down
26:15What is happening
26:17Wait what
26:18Oh damn
26:19Oh my god
26:20Oh my god
26:20Oh
26:21Oh
26:21Oh
26:22Oh
26:22Oh
26:27There's a
26:29Like all the way up
26:31Okay
26:31Oh that's it
26:33Okay
26:34God damn
26:36Okay
26:38Oh what the
26:39Oh
26:41Oh
26:41Oh my god
26:43Yikes
26:50Um didn't see that coming
26:53Get your tongue out of my girls legs and thighs mate
27:00You're taking the piss are you
27:01Why why the
27:02Motherfucker not do this
27:03Hey
27:05Let's go baby girl
27:07I'll have to give the girls a taste first but then keep the best of the last of course
27:24Damn that talent babes our tongues just go together and i'm just like wow
27:28Oh
27:29G'day girls
27:32Storytime
27:34Oh
27:34His little lego bar
27:36I love it
27:38There's tomorrow
27:42She's a gorgeous irish lass
27:47And she gave
27:49Mick
27:50a path
27:54And there's yana yana yana
27:56At a little kai
28:02And you've got yourself a big fat drama
28:10Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby
28:13She said goodbye to joth
28:16He said bye me
28:19But she's found herself another brown hobby
28:23Jade jade jade jade jade jade jade
28:29She had jotham to persuade
28:32And in hotel amour together they laid
28:38I bet they did
28:40Emma was picked by Mick
28:43Oh but honey
28:45Don't give him the ick
28:48Cause he'll move on quickly
28:54Shiny shiny shiny
28:57Shana
28:57You're my favourite girl in here for a yarn
29:05And i just wish that we could spend a night in the barn
29:09And i just wish that we could spend a night in the barn
29:14Thank you
29:14That was good
29:16That was very good
29:18My boy he's not only beautiful and a model
29:20He's talented he's played with the guitar
29:22He's good with his words
29:24He's got everything
29:268.5
29:27The girls will now score each boy out of 10
29:305
29:316
29:319.9
29:33And a winner will be decided once all scores are totalled
29:36Zero
29:38Love island's very first Mr. Sublime is
29:45Ross
29:50What am I asking?
29:51Here we are
29:52Here we are
29:55And a trophy
30:03Mr. Sublime baby
30:05Thank you mum
30:06Thank you dad
30:08Thank you ladies
30:09Coming up
30:24It's a thriller in the villa
30:26I know
30:27Like we actually don't need to go over this shit again
30:30I didn't know that was said
30:31That might have played a role enough to be together
30:34I need more popcorn baby
30:39As some islanders play
30:49Others are busy fixing things
30:52Gabby fixes her boobs
30:54Dylan fixes his balls
30:55And Jade fixes her hat
30:58Jatham
30:58Want to try fixing something?
31:01Hey Gabby
31:02Okie dokie
31:04Would you like to go for our chat now?
31:05Yeah
31:06Let's do it
31:13I've wanted to talk to Gabby for a while now
31:15And you know
31:15Just kind of check in on her
31:17See how she's doing
31:17How she's feeling
31:19We're going to be living in this villa together
31:20So I want to make sure no one's uncomfortable
31:22How you been feeling the past couple of days
31:24And what's been going to your head?
31:25I mean I think it's pretty obvious
31:29I've been obviously distressed and upset
31:31Yeah
31:32Literally everyone in this villa was so shocked at the way you were moving mad
31:36Just like coming in being all over her
31:38Like it's just been like
31:40A big slap in my face
31:41And I just felt like you obviously as a man just went about it in a really disrespectful way towards me
31:46Like your new girl hasn't said one word to me
31:49And I've been visibly so upset crying so much
31:52Like you know as a girl's girl she could have just you could have just said like hey
31:56Just ask her if she's okay
31:57Yeah
31:58Yeah
31:59Like I think first off I want to apologise
32:01To you
32:02You know
32:02And apologise
32:04But disrespect
32:05Like I never had any intention
32:07I think it was definitely hard for me to
32:09Kind of
32:10Navigate how I did want to go about it
32:13It just felt a bit odd
32:15I didn't know if I was just going into your face more and causing more of a problem
32:19So I thought maybe I do give you the space
32:22Is this not the chat that we should have had two days ago when you came home from Hotel Amour?
32:26It's giving small balls
32:29And I just want to say like yeah I obviously didn't appreciate you like judging my character
32:33I know one of the things you said up there was like I have too many ups and downs
32:37And like for me that just like really hit deep because that's just me
32:40Like I really wear my heart on my sleeve
32:42I'm sorry like from what I've spoken like you felt I was judging you
32:45Like that's definitely not the way I meant it to come across
32:48I was not trying to ever judge you
32:50What I was kind of just trying to say is just how we are different
32:53Well maybe just do a bit of reflecting for your next goal that you don't
32:57Do things like that because I think the way that I reacted was definitely
33:02Out of things that you'd done
33:05Things are never going to be too great between us
33:07Like I have hurt her quite badly
33:09But I do hope we can move to a cordial and happy and friendly place
33:14I do want the best for you
33:16Well it's too late babes like you just kind of like dragged me along as a placeholder
33:22So that's all I've got to say
33:36Wait, are you going to the tipi?
33:37We're going to go
33:38Yeah, we're going to the tipi
33:39Tipi, okay
33:41It is a little upsetting that you know she is walking off and it is like another
33:48Kind of conversation that still just feels bad
33:52You alright?
33:54Yeah, he's a fucking absolute fraud mate
34:02How was that chat?
34:03Look it was it was good
34:04Yeah
34:05Kind of somewhat
34:06Why do you say that?
34:07I think like I mean like I still didn't get the full conversation she did walk off
34:12Like I don't want to make it worse for her because she still feels like I've been quite disrespectful
34:18Yeah
34:19Like he was just talking shit like you know how he has the puppy eyes
34:23He has the puppy eyes
34:24And he goes around in circles and sort of says sorry but like doesn't even fucking say anything
34:29I'm like be a fucking adult and have a mature conversation
34:32I don't believe he's sincere at all
34:35I think he's the biggest love bomber and I've watched him do it to multiple girls
34:38And I can see it happening right in front of my face
34:40The nice guy thing is just a fucking act like I'm telling you
34:45And obviously you guys don't see that because you're not emotionally
34:48Intimately involved with him
34:49Yeah
34:50But it is
34:51And she said like you haven't been a girl's girl going up to her
34:54But in my mind I'm thinking like you're probably being trying to give her the respect of space
34:58Well every single time I share a room with her she's making comments
35:02I feel like Gabby is someone that just constantly says like little things that try to piss you off
35:09Eye-rolling types of comments that are just like oh like go away
35:13Like the whole time I've been in here she's been so old
35:16I know that she was upset and I get that
35:19But I don't fuck with people like that
35:21Yeah well yeah that's all right
35:23I'm here to find a genuine connection and so far I'm really enjoying getting to know Jotham
35:28And I can see a connection forming between us
35:31So yeah I'm not gonna let any like outside noise affect me just yet
35:36Not only that it's embarrassing for her
35:39She's probably he's probably gonna do the same thing
35:42Yeah obviously
35:43Mate once they get out they'll fuck in the hotel and then he'll be back and be like
35:46I'm not ready for a relationship like hello
35:49It's an obvious because I'm the most independent put together 21 year old and if you can't have a relationship with me
35:55I'm not sure it's going to work with anyone else
35:57I don't really care for it
36:00It's not keeping me up at night
36:01Yeah that's good
36:02I'm fine with not being a friend
36:04All right sorry
36:05Yeah
36:05That's
36:06I'll be here for you anyway
36:07You give me yeah
36:08I think they deserve each other
36:11Like generally the way they fucking move mad in here they deserve each other
36:14Jotham's so adamant that he came for a connection and he's gotten that
36:17After wasting all my time in here, so why doesn't he just leave with her?
36:21He's got what he came in for
36:22Go on
36:24I want to focus on Dylan and stay the fuck away from them if I literally see them around a corner
36:28I'm turning the other way
36:29Yeah, I think that's a healthy thing to do as well moving forward
36:32I just am avoiding him don't want to see his face don't want him near me
36:36The day they leave the fucking villa I will literally be on my hands and knees being like there is a god
36:41I'll wait so my tears don't linger
36:46Rain now like a hurricane
36:50It's washing you away
37:02Vibes vibes happy vibes chilling by the pool with lots of smiles we're a family show
37:07So we don't show sex, but we do show boys with lots of pegs everyone seems way too relaxed time to blow it up
37:13Go grab your snacks snot and tears
37:15It's gonna be frightful movie nights here. How delightful
37:23Oh my god, okay
37:25Islanders it's love islands night of nights and you all have vip access
37:30Fling on your red carpet fits pop the popcorn and prep your most outrageously shocked face
37:35Tonight is movie night
37:39Hashtag sinfully good hashtag box office smashed
37:44No fucking way
37:46Oh my gosh bro
37:50Movie night is happening tonight
37:53That's all I've got to say
37:54It's not gonna be good for my little
37:57This is trouble man
37:58Oh my god
37:59Go to hell
38:00I just want to say it in box I love you all
38:01I'm sorry for anything I said
38:03Oh shit
38:06Ah fuck
38:07Out of everyone Ross gone Mick sorry I talk shit most about you
38:11It was when you were with Boston babe
38:13When Ross and I weren't coupled up I said some mad shit about him but it's all good now
38:18I said things
38:18Do you want everyone to know that I've talked shit about all of you
38:21I don't know that I've talked to you
38:22Sharn has bee lined it to me
38:24She's going into damage control and I'm just going
38:27This cannot be good
38:28Sorry
38:29I wonder if we'll be kissing like this after
38:30Tonight's movie night
38:31It's not gonna be a rom-com
38:33It's gonna be a bloody horror
38:34This is your night to shine
38:35This is meant for you
38:37I'm most excited about Ruby night because I know Jotham is a little snake in the grass
38:41And I hope all his true colours come out in this
38:44You know what they're showing?
38:45Hurry tell them all
38:46I know
38:47Definitely
38:49Well I'm confident we get started
38:51Okay
38:51I think Clyde and I are in a great spot now
38:53And I'm just hoping that nothing that I don't know already will come out
38:57I might have already slept my last night
39:10Felling sharp
39:11You think?
39:12Dude she was pretty quick to apologise
39:14She apologised to me straight away as well
39:15She had a bold shit talker
39:17Look if I hear some people have made some comments about me that's fine
39:20But I do keep receipts and it'll be coming straight back their way
39:23I say shit about everyone
39:24What did you say about me?
39:25Probably that you're a fuck boy
39:26It's going to be like us at the hotel going
39:31That shit it's going to piss the girls off you know that it's like that
39:34Honestly I think the person I'm most likely to upset would be Gabby
39:38Yeah
39:38Yeah
39:39Yeah
39:39Yeah
39:39Who is wanting to go toe to toe with Gabby? I mean
39:43Look the biggest man in the room would be scared
39:45The biggest man in the room was scared
39:47She's starting to get real
39:49Try not to let your emotions run you
39:51Hold your shit together
39:52Do not cry
39:53If you need to cry
39:55Pull us
39:55Come cry to us
39:56Just try not to do it in the moment
39:58They're hyping her up to crush out and it's embarrassing
40:01I'll never let any of my friends crush out that way
40:04Yeah
40:08They're just putting on it down full
40:11Shit is about to go down
40:13We haven't even watched any movies yet but the divide is real and it is intense
40:19I think give it to them but also be the bitch that doesn't care because your focus now is you and dylan
40:24What's done is done with them they've made their bed they have to lie in it
40:29Yeah
40:29Yeah
40:30Yeah
40:30Yeah
40:31Yeah
40:32Yeah
40:32Yeah
40:32I think we're all fucked with us real
40:36Kai said it so I don't have to step right up to the biggest shit show in town
40:42Love Island movie night
40:43Our popcorn like all the tea about to be spilled is piping hot and the temperature is ice cold
40:51Feeling good about tonight my friends
40:53Can't imagine I've said anything too bad in here have I
40:56Or have I
41:03All right boys I want to make a toast
41:05Yep
41:05Cheers to the doghouse
41:06Cheers
41:07Cheers
41:08Cheers
41:08Cheers
41:08I'll look it up
41:13Don't get, don't get comfortable
41:18Watch us as we steal the show
41:22The lies the truth the fakeness everything bring it all to air roll the tapes
41:30I bet that there's going to be a movie tonight where kai is featured whether it's good or bad
41:36I've never been so sick in my life
41:39You're just so in advance everyone okay
41:41Yeah
41:42You've apologized too many times that it's starting to get alarming
41:45So I feel like shan's the one that's nervous tonight and I can't wait to see what she's been talking because
41:50From all accounts, it's going to be a lot of it
41:54They're sitting in two teams over there yeah it's four on two over there
42:01Good luck my brothers
42:02You too bro
42:03Bring it on
42:04I want to get mine out of the way
42:12No I'm like so anxious right now
42:13No more time
42:25Look who's shit talking
42:27Look who's shit talking will be me bro
42:30Oh my god, I've definitely talked some shit in here
42:33But look like it's got to be about all of us right
42:35No more time
42:38No time to pretend
42:40We've all got big mouths
42:44Anyone sing catch me if you can
42:46Catch me if you can is fucking iconic bro
42:49Yeah he's a con man
42:52Obviously kai hard and catch me if you can are going to make some classics
42:57I'm just hard mate that's all it is
42:59Kai and I have really tried to push past Hotel Amore
43:02And I think we've gotten there but
43:05I think everything's just going to bubble back up to the surface
43:08What's with these names kai hard like fuck me dude
43:12Stress in just knowing that I'm going to be in the fucking foreign line again because I know what's coming
43:18No
43:35Movie night is a go
43:38For most directors getting the title of worst film of the year will be a major low point
43:42For team love island it's the holy grail
43:46Cue chaos in three, two, one.
43:50I've got a tag!
43:53Islanders, welcome to movie night.
43:56Hey, thanks.
43:57Hope you're sitting comfortably.
43:59Yep.
43:59Super.
43:59Ladies first, which clip would you like to watch?
44:04Hashtag roll the tape.
44:05Hashtag pass the pop.
44:08Oh, look who's shit talking!
44:11Look who's shit talking, please.
44:13Lock it in.
44:14Yeah.
44:14Roll the tape.
44:15Fuck, we're all going to hell.
44:17Direct slate.
44:17First class, caviar, no baggage.
44:21I definitely think the girls might be involved in this one.
44:27Anytime I have a combo with Jotham,
44:31I end up zoning out and I black out
44:33because he just repeats himself
44:35and goes on the same, like, tangent for ten years.
44:38I think Jotham is an idiot and he's really young
44:41and he's a people pleaser
44:42and I think he's too soft for you.
44:45He doesn't have your back and he's afraid of you
44:48because he's a fucking pussy.
44:54She's been nothing but nice to my face
44:56but clearly she's not a fan.
44:58How do you feel about that, Joth?
45:00Man, sucks.
45:02I'm scared of her.
45:03I'm a pussy.
45:03I'm a pussy.
45:05Crazy.
45:06I'm terrified of a, I don't know, a five or something girl.
45:14She's scary.
45:16I'm scared of Gabby.
45:18Don't fuck with me then.
45:19He sits there like a fucking Muppet
45:23and just fucking doesn't say shit.
45:25Muppet.
45:25Fucking small cock shrimp dick, man.
45:28Oh!
45:28Oh!
45:29Oh!
45:31Shit.
45:32Like, literal micro penis.
45:34Small cock shrimp dick.
45:36Yeah, I mean, the way Jothlin's treated me in here,
45:38that small dick energy, like, it makes sense.
45:40Bro, Gabby thinks she's in the Kardashians, bro.
45:43Exactly.
45:43That's what I'm, that's what I've been saying, bro.
45:45It's Gabby Kardashian, except, like, from Wish.
45:48Meek wants to call me, I can't ask you in from Wish.
45:55You're literally a Timur David Beckham.
45:58Like, get out of here.
45:59Gabby's ego is as big as her tits.
46:03Yeah, it is, babe!
46:06She is the drama.
46:09She was gonna pick Dylan,
46:10because Dylan's got, like, the clap.
46:12She's got a fighting chance with him.
46:14Oh!
46:16Come in here, swing it up.
46:18Yeah, but the thing is, like,
46:20Dylan's not here for the right reasons.
46:22Every single person in here knows that.
46:29Okay, can I say one thing?
46:31I've got a lot more clout on social media than Dylan does.
46:34I think he's hot, he's confident, he's a man,
46:36so that's why I chose him,
46:37because, babes, if you guys think I'm here for clout,
46:40I've already got the clout back home.
46:41Just so you know.
46:42Yeah, real.
46:42Babe, if I want clout,
46:43I just go outside and take a selfie.
46:45Like, I don't need no man.
46:47I didn't say it about the followers.
46:48Well, you said clout, so what's the difference?
46:51Explain yourself.
46:52No, I just think it's a bit rich to say that,
46:54considering you guys have come in,
46:55and you've got a week to find a connection.
46:57Yeah, like, what else are you here for?
46:59To find a connection.
47:00In a week.
47:01Yeah.
47:02And we did.
47:03And I did.
47:03Coming for me because I'm a late bombshell,
47:11like, honestly, that just doesn't even make any sense.
47:14If I was a clout chaser,
47:16I wouldn't go for Jotham,
47:17because he's in one of the strongest couples in the villa.
47:20I would probably go for someone easy, like Mac.
47:23Oh, I had no idea that Gabby had clout.
47:25I don't even fucking know who she is.
47:27Exactly.
47:28Never heard of you.
47:29Wish I never did, either.
47:30Wait, wait, guys.
47:35Mateo told Tamara yesterday
47:38that he wants to go fully exclusive with her.
47:41Do you know what's funny?
47:43Like, this sounds mean,
47:44but I reckon I could, like,
47:44swindle her back in, like, an hour.
47:51Like, one chat, I reckon.
47:53Of course he reckon's that.
47:55One chat, dickhead.
47:56Fuck you.
47:57That's crazy.
47:58It's true.
48:00I don't know if you're in a chat or not,
48:03but I feel like they're not.
48:06Who they say they are,
48:07like, it's been so, like,
48:08I feel like it's fake, bro.
48:09It's true.
48:10Oh!
48:12That's good to know.
48:13Fuck you, Kai.
48:14I love you, my boy.
48:16What's not authentic, Kai?
48:17My comment was strictly when you both went your separate ways
48:21and I said, I think it's all fake now.
48:22That was strictly my comment towards you two being fake.
48:25That wasn't me.
48:25That was Ross.
48:26I think a lot of that came from the time
48:28where the bust and stuff was happening, too.
48:30You're sweet, Kai.
48:30You're sweet.
48:30You're sweet, bro.
48:31I'm just saying, no, I'm just telling you.
48:33I actually am quite pissed
48:34that Kai said that Ross and I were fake.
48:36Like, it is actually pretty hurtful
48:38considering I've backed Kai in here,
48:39I've given him solid advice with Yana,
48:41helped him out when he's needed,
48:42and then he gone shits on Ross and I.
48:44That's real, real shit.
48:46I think he's just very avoidant
48:48and definitely agree with him
48:50that he has commitment issues.
48:51Yeah, 100%.
48:52And he's not emotionally available.
48:56Oh, my God.
48:56Oh, for a 28-year-old man, that ain't it.
48:5928.
49:04You're pushing to it.
49:05Bro, that hairline ain't gonna last that long.
49:08Come on.
49:13That's crazy.
49:16Mate, you ain't got...
49:17You're balding.
49:18You ain't got time to cuddle.
49:20What's wrong with Ross's hairline?
49:22Hey.
49:24Hey.
49:25The hairline's at least my worries.
49:26I'm more vocal about my hairline than anyone else.
49:28What do you worry?
49:29What do you worry, then?
49:31Look, I've seen another side to Sian tonight
49:33that was not something that I have liked.
49:36It's not just about what's been said about me,
49:37it's about what's been said about other people.
49:39I thought she was a bit more mature than that.
49:41If this was, like, him and Bossit and I on the outside,
49:44I'd be like, bro, fuck you, like, I'm gone.
49:47You have no...
49:48I would be...
49:49I would be gone, bro.
49:51That cuddle time has run out.
49:53Ooh.
49:54Oh, he's angry.
49:56Like, I'm already cringing for this to air
49:59and watch me do this all over again.
50:00I'll be like, babe, you should have dropped him
50:02like a fucking fly on the first day.
50:04Oh, shit, bro.
50:06Oh, my God.
50:08My family, my family are going to be like,
50:10Sian, what are you doing?
50:13That's bad.
50:16Well, we've all talked a bit of shit.
50:18That was mainly me shit-talking, I won't lie there.
50:20It was, like, yeah, that was, like,
50:21Sharon's compilation of shit-talking clips.
50:23That's tough.
50:24You knew something was coming.
50:24I did.
50:26I'm pretty confident in who I am.
50:28I'm confident with how I handled the Boston situation.
50:30Like, I can really stand by my actions.
50:32She obviously said that, you know,
50:34she'd be ashamed, like, if her family
50:35saw her still with me here.
50:38So, yeah, it's not a good taste in my mouth.
50:42You don't think your family will like Ross?
50:44No, no, no.
50:44That's not what she said.
50:45No, my family will be disappointed
50:47that I didn't cut him off
50:48after him, like, entertaining Boston.
50:50Because I'm not like that on the outside.
50:52We're not on the outside.
50:53What's he meant to do if Boston hits him?
50:55That's why I've stayed with you, bro.
50:56That's why we're still doing this right now.
51:00I didn't know that was said.
51:05Don't mind if played a role in us being together.
51:07Oh!
51:09I need more popcorn, baby!
51:11Seriously, I wouldn't have done this on the outside
51:13if you were entertaining another connection on the outside.
51:15I've already told you
51:15I wouldn't have done that on the outside.
51:17That's not how I operate.
51:18I've said that.
51:19I'm someone who,
51:20I'm your only woman,
51:21and that's that.
51:22She picked me,
51:23and I told you that I would explore that connection.
51:24I know!
51:25I know, Ross!
51:26I was in here to explore the connection,
51:28the emotion.
51:28I know!
51:28Like, we actually don't need to go over this shit again.
51:31We do, we do,
51:31because you're screaming, you know?
51:32Shut up, Mick.
51:33Because you're just telling me things
51:34that we've already talked about.
51:35Like, what I said is
51:37my family will be disappointed in me
51:38for entertaining a man
51:40who has entertained another woman.
51:42That's all I've said.
51:43That's not what we just saw.
51:45I let you do your thing,
51:46but I'm still allowed to be upset about it,
51:47and I'm still allowed to say
51:48you've got commitment issues,
51:49because you do.
51:50I'm still allowed to say
51:51you're emotionally unavailable,
51:52because you are.
51:53Did I lie?
51:55If you can't understand
51:57where I'm coming from
51:58and my feelings,
51:59then whatever.
52:00So let the blood run away.
52:04The only thing that's pissing me off
52:05about Shan, I think,
52:05is she didn't say sorry.
52:06She just went straight into, like,
52:07it was my fault somehow.
52:09That's what's really rubbing me
52:10the wrong way here,
52:11is, like, own your mistake,
52:12or at least,
52:12I think maybe she doesn't even think
52:15that it's a mistake,
52:15and she still stands by her words,
52:17so I am questioning
52:18whether I want to be
52:18in this couple with her.
52:20Somehow it was my fault
52:21where she said all that shit
52:22and somehow it was still my fault.
52:23She was full-standing.
52:23There was no apology,
52:24there was no remorse,
52:24I was like, what the fuck?
52:25Yeah, I don't know.
52:29Just got some thinking to do.
52:42It's like I can see everything in 3D.
52:46Whoa.
52:47My hand's, like, moving.
52:49It's incredible.
52:52Next time...
52:54I'm interested in you.
52:55You're someone I would date
52:56on the outside,
52:57and as soon as I saw you,
52:59I was like, oh, my God,
53:00like, where's this man being
53:01my whole life?
53:02More secrets.
53:04You said, like,
53:04you weren't flirty at all.
53:06Like, that's just kind of showing
53:07how flirty you were.
53:08I literally, like,
53:08I don't care.
53:09Gabby's got the word hypocrite
53:11written across her forehead.
53:15More sinning.
53:16You played them all, though.
53:19Womanised us back, maybe.
53:20It's painful to watch.
53:22So, Mick,
53:23you are playing the game, then.
53:26And...
53:27Right, let's see
53:28what this bomb's made of, then.
53:34What's funny, bro?
53:37This.
53:38More show, then.
53:40I can't say sorry enough.
53:41Cry some more.
53:42Why don't you, Kai?
53:43Shut up.
53:44Yeah, literally.
53:45He's literally cheated on you
53:46so many times.
53:47Why do you want to be with him?
53:48He's a dog.
53:52Woof!
53:52Oh, my God.
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