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Swipe Wright - Dating 101
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00:00:00Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:22Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:30What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:47You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:01:00Perhaps simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:08Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10I thinkγγΎγγ witness is already been Zheng.
00:01:19You got this?
00:01:21For me, please.
00:01:22Leave her.
00:01:25For Ethan.
00:01:28I won.
00:01:29Nothing left behind
00:01:32Sorry I got over to us
00:01:39Real love just makes me jealous
00:01:51Break up?
00:01:59Yep
00:02:02My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend
00:02:07Tried to hit me in the head with a golf club
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend
00:02:14Who's sleeping with my best friend
00:02:17Ouch
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink
00:02:22And you can tell me about it
00:02:25Okay
00:02:26That's all this is, is an invitation for something more
00:02:32Oh, of course not
00:02:33I would never take advantage
00:02:38Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having
00:02:50It's a heartbreak
00:02:53Finding true love
00:02:56Or maybe
00:02:57I don't even know what her husband
00:02:58Who's seeing her
00:02:59Who's looking for
00:03:01I think she was getting a little smug
00:03:02Oh my god
00:03:04Love you
00:03:05I love you
00:03:06Huh?
00:03:07Or like how she ate
00:03:09How did she get children from school?
00:03:10I'm glad
00:03:12Oh my god
00:03:13Oh my god
00:03:15I'm sorry
00:03:17I'm happy
00:03:19To get her
00:03:21I'm happy
00:03:23I'm happy
00:04:24Who's there?
00:04:42I hope you don't mind.
00:04:44I raided your fridge.
00:04:46Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:48Um, we didn't, you know...
00:04:58With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:12I mean, you're very...
00:05:13You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:17Mr...
00:05:20Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:25Right, how could I forget?
00:05:27You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:31Your idea, not mine.
00:05:39I almost forgot.
00:05:40Oh, sorry, I...
00:06:02Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:05I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10And I said you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry, I...
00:06:14I get a little flirty...
00:06:17When I'm drunk.
00:06:19Oh, I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:20By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Swing.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one.
00:06:30I mean, even the name, it just...
00:06:32Oh, well, I hope you can give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:06:39I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:08But no.
00:07:08I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13Love Swipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, Elise.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:38What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:50Well, too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend, and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:05Lily, I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:18It's okay.
00:08:21Hey, Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:29What is that?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:08:46Love Swipe uses a unique approach.
00:09:07With potential for true love guaranteed on every match, and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:25everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:29That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time, and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:11Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:33I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:39And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case.
00:10:45Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Camera's in every room.
00:10:51Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:10:53The last three years of my life have led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love, and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you, gorgeous, whoever you are.
00:11:16I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:43Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No, if either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02Love Swipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my god, are you serious right now?
00:12:07You're trying it.
00:12:08No, the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:13Fine.
00:12:17Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll
00:12:21never forgive you.
00:12:25No way.
00:12:26You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date, and the moment he lies about what he did, you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:05I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:16Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:22Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:26Bill, you idiot.
00:13:50Bill, you idiot.
00:13:50Hey, I don't know what you heard or saw, but I would never, ever-
00:14:01Jake, wait.
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04I-
00:14:04Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:10I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:13You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:17Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin.
00:14:38She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:54Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch at school.
00:15:09And I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:11So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:15So I just make a run for it.
00:15:17When, uh...
00:15:18You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:24I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no.
00:15:29So every single step I take, it's like, well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried a lot.
00:15:39It was the saddest day of my young life.
00:15:43Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:55When I was 13.
00:15:58It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:03Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:15It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:53Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:01What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:12This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work, and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just...
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:25Because I created it, and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:36What did you say?
00:17:38I said I believe in love, but I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:44I'm sorry.
00:17:46I'm sorry.
00:17:47What did you say?
00:17:57No.
00:17:57No.
00:17:57My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:13One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:20And she tempted to save me.
00:18:25But I couldn't save her.
00:18:27I've never told anyone about my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:46I never had any siblings.
00:18:49But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:52And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:53And he got diagnosed with a...
00:18:59He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:08Thank you...
00:19:11Thank you...
00:19:13For sharing your past with me.
00:19:19Thank you...
00:19:21For listening to mine.
00:19:36No.
00:19:36Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:55Alright, let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:58Getting your body moving.
00:19:59Feeling good.
00:20:00Wait, are you...
00:20:03Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11No.
00:20:12I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know.
00:20:18I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on.
00:20:21You're the Love Swipe guy.
00:20:25Love Swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:29Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:30What?
00:20:31No, you're the bi...
00:20:32Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:39I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42Let's dance.
00:20:43You can handle that.
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:46Oh, yeah.
00:20:46I hear you.
00:20:47This is it.
00:20:48Mama.
00:20:49You're being stiff.
00:20:51See?
00:20:51Oh, I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:54You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Uh-oh.
00:20:56You're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Open it.
00:20:57Come in.
00:20:58It's not.
00:20:58It's not.
00:20:59Whoa.
00:21:14Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright.
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:38Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're going to think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:49Here it goes.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:54I was really good at it, but...
00:21:56This one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm.
00:21:59And...
00:22:00They were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:25You know, I was just fired rather dramatically from a major social media company right as I was getting huge.
00:22:41So, yeah.
00:22:41So, you work in tech?
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46Yep.
00:22:47I work in tech.
00:22:50Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:58I told you I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth.
00:23:03I work in, uh...
00:23:12For a startup.
00:23:14Very secret startup.
00:23:17Unfortunately, I wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA, so I just...
00:23:22Oh, I totally understand.
00:23:26Can you promise me something?
00:23:29Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:30Please?
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:42I need to see Jake.
00:23:43Get what's coming to him.
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:46Dustin, you're up.
00:23:50All right, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:55First things first, we're going to get a feel for your training level.
00:23:59Let's do you first, doll.
00:24:00Her name's Lily.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:03Lily doll.
00:24:04See what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:06Something in.
00:24:09Yeah, all right.
00:24:10A little harder.
00:24:11Let's go.
00:24:12All right.
00:24:12Yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom.
00:24:14Good.
00:24:15Good job.
00:24:15All right, next we're going to test your reflexes.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:23Yeah, fine.
00:24:23Just...
00:24:24There's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:26All right, next.
00:24:26Bud.
00:24:27Come in.
00:24:27Say, ain't you that CEO of Tech guy?
00:24:33Um...
00:24:33No.
00:24:34Not me.
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:39What...
00:24:39What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know, but this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:48Jake!
00:24:49I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:52Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:54Wonder girl?
00:24:56Maybe.
00:24:57Oh!
00:24:58You good?
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:08I'm sorry.
00:25:09I can't protect you.
00:25:11What's this guy's deal?
00:25:13I don't know, but...
00:25:14Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:16There's something I need to show you.
00:25:17Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:18He's crazy.
00:25:18That was amazing.
00:25:27I've been training for years.
00:25:29It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but next time...
00:25:33Ask if I need help.
00:25:34Let's get out of here.
00:25:58Date number four.
00:26:02Ugh.
00:26:04Where's your bathroom?
00:26:07It's just...
00:26:08Right there.
00:26:18You know, you didn't have to...
00:26:20Bring me home.
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:30There's a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:32Oh, yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:54Come here, and I'll show you.
00:26:55Oh, my life, I was looking for a sign.
00:27:08Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind.
00:27:14Sometimes you can see things when it ain't time.
00:27:17It seems...
00:27:19I can get so far.
00:27:22It should be a dream.
00:27:23It should be a dream.
00:27:33You have the most beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:37It's yours.
00:27:49It's yours.
00:27:49You can touch me.
00:27:53Hold on.
00:27:54Hold on.
00:27:55Hold on a second.
00:28:07It's okay.
00:28:08I want to.
00:28:12Please stop.
00:28:13I want you so much.
00:28:21I have to wait for the app.
00:28:26We have to wait for the app.
00:28:30Are you kidding?
00:28:31Screw that stupid app.
00:28:32I know.
00:28:36The app isn't stupid.
00:28:39I'm sorry.
00:28:40I really...
00:28:42I just think we should wait.
00:28:45Oh.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:47Fine.
00:28:51I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:29:02Oh, that was too damn close for comfort.
00:29:08I've got to take things up a notch.
00:29:13It's time for the contingency.
00:29:17What the hell?
00:29:34Where is she?
00:29:36What are you talking about?
00:29:38Wait, what are you doing?
00:29:40Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:41Lily, please.
00:29:43Please tell me where she is.
00:29:44Okay, don't lie to me.
00:29:45I will end things right here.
00:29:47I won't even be mad.
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me, okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:52I've been cheated on before.
00:29:53Tell me where she is.
00:29:55There's no one here.
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:30:06It was just here.
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:10I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment, and they weren't selfies, so I know that you took them.
00:30:17I'm sorry, but there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:23You are the only person I want to make it in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30I swear it.
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:35I just, I can't go through that again.
00:30:38You won't have to.
00:30:44I promise.
00:30:44What are you doing?
00:30:54I changed my mind.
00:30:57I want you.
00:30:59Right now.
00:31:00Right now.
00:31:14I'm sorry.
00:31:36Jake, stop.
00:31:41Sorry.
00:31:44I'm sorry.
00:31:46I just, I really want to.
00:31:48It's just, I'm still shaken up by those photos.
00:31:53And you know what?
00:31:55Love's vibe is working.
00:31:58I think we should wait.
00:32:00Okay.
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:03We can wait.
00:32:05I would never want to pressure you.
00:32:08I promise.
00:32:09I promise.
00:32:14As soon as love's vibe gives us permission,
00:32:18you can have me.
00:32:21All of me.
00:32:22All of me.
00:32:22All of me.
00:32:51Oh no.
00:32:51so he's definitely not a date rapist no i found the condom the next morning he's a perfect
00:33:00gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs you're sure you trust this guy not that you'd know
00:33:06anything about trust but yeah yeah i do what does he do for work he's in tech
00:33:12why are you guys acting so weird there there's something we need to tell you about jake
00:33:19something you may not want to hear what do you mean
00:33:23i wasn't originally talking about i'm joking yeah you're being an ass right now that's
00:33:30exceed small
00:33:32are you sure you're all right i'm fine
00:33:40ask jake about his work finally i can see what's happening
00:33:46now that i've planted jake's work history i should push him to tell the truth and then
00:33:52he'll be mine again my friends didn't pawn yet you mean those two who are in disguise every
00:34:00single time we come here they yeah didn't they cheat on you behind your back only because
00:34:07of that stupid app okay can we not blame the app
00:34:13jake wright you're a 30 under 30
00:34:19what do you do for work i'm in tech i told you
00:34:27my friends they received an envelope with documents saying that you're an app developer
00:34:35what kind of apps do you develop please don't let him
00:34:42okay i'm gonna tell you but that's because i trust you and you have to promise not to tell
00:34:52anyone else okay okay i promise i swear i won't tell anybody
00:34:56i'm uh i started a
00:35:04i started a nap and i'm looking for investors and i'm just poor app developer looking for backing
00:35:17i'm sorry but like do you believe me of course i believe you just thank you for being honest with me
00:35:29oh she wants honesty
00:35:39so what kind of poor are we talking like
00:35:57your parents pay your rent or you're still a rich tech guy but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy
00:36:04all i can say is if this app takes off i'm not gonna need to worry about money
00:36:10you got this
00:36:12okay
00:36:15lie detector test tomorrow
00:36:17that's so crazy it's almost like it's listening to our conversation
00:36:20actually it's perceived intuition is
00:36:24machine learning
00:36:25from thorough scrubbing of social media platforms
00:36:28how do you know that
00:36:30just a guess
00:36:34pretty sure other apps use it
00:36:35well
00:36:36i'm not scared of some lie detector test
00:36:38there's nothing i wouldn't tell you
00:36:40do you feel the same
00:36:44yeah
00:36:45actually there's somewhere
00:36:47i gotta be
00:36:49we should get out of here
00:36:49i've got you right where i want you lily nibloch
00:36:57prepare for heartbreak
00:36:59so how does this work again
00:37:03the machine analyzes our answers and makes little tv show noises
00:37:09nervous
00:37:10but excited
00:37:12that's it true
00:37:14so you ready
00:37:15yeah absolutely
00:37:17jake are you sure
00:37:20yes i'm sure
00:37:22ask about his job
00:37:26so jake are you an app developer
00:37:30yes
00:37:32what kind of apps do you develop
00:37:36um
00:37:38two apps for
00:37:41statistical analysis
00:37:43and one for social media scrubbing
00:37:46social media scrubbing
00:37:48like our dating app
00:37:48yep
00:37:50just like that
00:37:51have you developed any other apps
00:37:55well um
00:37:58are you okay
00:38:00yeah
00:38:02yep
00:38:03there isn't anything you could tell me i wouldn't understand
00:38:11i'm falling for you
00:38:15and i trust you okay
00:38:17okay
00:38:25have you developed any other apps
00:38:33have you developed any other apps
00:38:35nope
00:38:39why are you lying to me
00:38:45i'm i'm not
00:38:47i'm not i swear i swear
00:38:48lily do you trust me
00:38:52i think so
00:38:54and are you attracted to me
00:38:56yes
00:38:59and are you ready to find true love
00:39:02yes
00:39:05i'm ready to find love
00:39:07are you sure
00:39:10yes i'm sure
00:39:11lily what's
00:39:13what's going on
00:39:15you said that you were ready for the real thing
00:39:17jake i promise i am ready for the real thing
00:39:20sorry that's
00:39:23not going on
00:39:24you said that you were ready for the real love
00:39:26i'm sorry
00:39:29please
00:39:39what are you doing here
00:39:40i just wanted to talk with you about the app
00:39:59yeah
00:40:01so
00:40:13what's wrong with the app
00:40:15oh no
00:40:16nothing
00:40:17um
00:40:18that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:40:20um
00:40:22i i was really hurting after we broke up
00:40:27so
00:40:29after a day or so i
00:40:31downloaded the app and
00:40:33i matched with someone
00:40:36and
00:40:36jake
00:40:38jake
00:40:39you were right
00:40:40what do you mean
00:40:41i mean i met someone jake
00:40:44the app works
00:40:46and i'm proof
00:40:47i mean we are talking
00:40:49about getting married
00:40:51great
00:40:52well i'm
00:40:53i'm happy for you
00:40:54well
00:40:57what about you
00:40:58have you
00:40:59matched with anyone
00:41:00uh
00:41:02yeah
00:41:03yeah
00:41:04okay
00:41:05tell me about her
00:41:07is she pretty
00:41:08honestly it's
00:41:10things aren't going that well
00:41:14well
00:41:16you don't
00:41:17you're not trying to say it's love swipe's fault
00:41:20because
00:41:20i mean i know the app works
00:41:22you were right
00:41:23all along jake
00:41:25i just don't know anymore
00:41:29well
00:41:31i really hope you two work things out
00:41:35i just wanted to thank you in person
00:41:41we really did make something special together
00:41:55okay
00:41:55just because
00:41:56me and my match are having issues
00:41:58i'm falling in love with her
00:42:02and i'm happy for you
00:42:04but i think you should go
00:42:05i'm so sorry jake
00:42:07i'm so sorry
00:42:09you're
00:42:09you're right
00:42:10again
00:42:11you know we're
00:42:12in love with other people
00:42:14and
00:42:14i need to respect that
00:42:17i'm sorry
00:42:19we got you jake
00:42:29let's see how your little sweetheart
00:42:32feels about this
00:42:34i'm never gonna find love again
00:42:42all men are liars
00:42:44and the worst part is
00:42:46the two of you made me a liar
00:42:47i can't even trust my own heart
00:42:50i'm sorry lily
00:42:52screw you tim
00:42:55five minutes ago
00:43:07that asshole
00:43:09game
00:43:16all right
00:43:17lily
00:43:19it's so good to see you
00:43:20okay what's going on
00:43:22do you think i'm an idiot jake
00:43:24no of course not
00:43:25then where is she
00:43:26who
00:43:27don't gaslight me
00:43:29i'm not crazy
00:43:30i
00:43:31i know you're hiding things from me
00:43:32okay i promise
00:43:33i'm not hiding anything from you
00:43:35liar
00:43:35you're lying to me
00:43:37i saw a video of the two of you kissing
00:43:39what video
00:43:40no no no no this can't be happening again
00:43:49lily
00:43:50give me your phone
00:43:51just what i thought
00:43:55you know a traditional trace of malware
00:43:57so it's not hacked
00:43:59so it's not hacked
00:43:59you did get an email
00:44:03and that the video was mysteriously deleted
00:44:06because i was kissing another woman in it
00:44:11wait what are you saying that woman was my ex-girlfriend and she is a brilliant coder and hacker but also
00:44:24extremely unstable
00:44:27but why was she here
00:44:31why were you kissing her
00:44:33she came over to
00:44:35tell me she was in love with someone else
00:44:37but then she
00:44:39she kissed me
00:44:41just for a moment
00:44:43but in that moment
00:44:48i realized
00:44:50how much did i love you
00:44:51that you're the only person
00:44:55i want to be with
00:44:56do you forgive me
00:45:02you lied to me again
00:45:08take right
00:45:09you kissed another woman
00:45:11and then you hid it from me
00:45:12well if we stop
00:45:15i'm sorry
00:45:17yeah
00:45:18you are
00:45:19will i see you again
00:45:21i don't know
00:45:22all i know is that i can't stand me the same room as you right now
00:45:26will we wait
00:45:30lily
00:45:32oh my god did you see the look on that sad bitch's face
00:45:41now
00:45:43it's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin
00:45:47you and jake wright have been unmatched
00:45:55what
00:45:58no
00:46:00true love awaits
00:46:04with your new match
00:46:05mitchell stevens
00:46:06this can't be happening
00:46:10come on jake please pick up
00:46:14jake
00:46:16lily
00:46:17i just got notification
00:46:19we were unmatched on the app
00:46:20why are you saying that
00:46:28and clearly we have some issues
00:46:29and if i'm being honest
00:46:30i want to assess you a woman who's super intelligent and ready for real love
00:46:34jake wait
00:46:35i can't believe him
00:46:41true love awaits with your new match mitchell stevens
00:46:47all right mitchell stevens
00:46:49get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen
00:46:52you must be lily you must be lily might i say your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice god damn
00:47:10so uh mitchell was it what do you do for a living isn't it obvious babe i get paid and i get lazy come again oh don't worry you will excuse me
00:47:22i'm a model babe isn't it obvious no it's not and you already said that sorry i'm just super distracted by that tight pod you're rocking underneath that dress
00:47:34can't wait to get that thing off and on my floor where it belongs you know what i mean
00:47:39i think i made a mistake
00:47:40hey wait
00:47:42tonight's the night
00:47:44i'm gonna tell lily the truth about creating love swipe
00:47:47and if she'll have me
00:47:49i will treasure her for the rest of my life
00:47:51i'm coming for you lily
00:47:53hey wait
00:47:55let go of my arm
00:47:57hey the app hooked us up babe
00:48:00we're soulmates meant to be
00:48:01i don't love you i love jake
00:48:03i love jake
00:48:06i love jake
00:48:10and i need to go
00:48:11right now
00:48:12hey not so fast
00:48:13get off me you creep
00:48:20jake
00:48:25no jake wait
00:48:29jake
00:48:31jake wait
00:48:33please
00:48:36it's not what it seems
00:48:38really
00:48:39really because i just watched you kiss another man that wasn't me on our seventh day
00:48:44please let me explain
00:48:46now there's nothing to explain
00:48:47you got cheated up on your asshole boyfriend now you're cheating on me
00:48:51we were unmatched
00:48:55i called you and you broke it off you humiliated me
00:49:00stop lying to me lily
00:49:02i want us to be honest with each other but you're lying to my face
00:49:07i'm not lying to you
00:49:10love's wife matched me with that stupid meathead i i only went out with him to get back at you
00:49:21and when i saw him
00:49:23when he kissed me
00:49:25i realized the only person i wanted to kiss was you please you have to believe me
00:49:33you're saying that all that happened today that i called you and we unmatched and i broke up with you
00:49:45i guess why would i lie about that
00:49:48it's not safe
00:49:49we gotta go lily
00:49:51jake you're scaring me what do you mean it's not safe
00:49:53dude trust me we need to go right now
00:49:56okay
00:49:57let's go
00:50:02this is my parents cabin
00:50:04they moved overseas so it's online though
00:50:08i come here when i want to get away from everything
00:50:11i don't understand why is it safe here
00:50:15no cell phone service
00:50:17no internet
00:50:18it's just us here
00:50:21okay jake i need you to explain why are we safe in a cabin in the woods
00:50:26please don't make me regret this
00:50:28do you remember
00:50:32my ex-girlfriend i told you about
00:50:35police
00:50:37yeah
00:50:38there's something i need to tell you
00:50:41the day
00:50:44i uh broke up with her
00:50:47yes you i'll kill i will destroy you jake wright
00:50:54i didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:58what she said
00:51:00what i'm afraid she's capable of doing
00:51:05it's the only place i feel like we're safe
00:51:10i'm so sorry that happened to them
00:51:12she sounds
00:51:15unwell
00:51:16wow
00:51:20wow
00:51:22you look
00:51:23so beautiful
00:51:24lovely
00:51:25you look
00:51:27very handsome
00:51:29you don't know how much eilish this was our seventh date
00:51:35do you mind getting wet
00:51:38when
00:51:39what's that supposed to mean
00:51:41come with me
00:51:44and i'll show you
00:51:45it's been a crazy day
00:51:52i'm thankful you're here
00:52:06me too
00:52:07jake i i feel safe when i'm with you
00:52:10jake i i feel safe when i'm with you
00:52:17you know on the seventh date
00:52:20love swipe gives couples the option to
00:52:25to what
00:52:31to be with each other
00:52:38well if love swipes her soon
00:52:43put me on the altar cause you can't be tamed
00:52:48the silence underneath your flame
00:52:51cut the cords around me as i speak your ways
00:52:56it's never gonna be the same
00:52:59even though i loved you i was all in vain
00:53:16this ends now
00:53:18no
00:53:20i am going to win jake back
00:53:23even if it means i need to get rid of lily niblock
00:53:26once and for all
00:53:33last night was
00:53:39i know
00:53:41we should be getting our notification for our last date
00:53:56if anything happens just come to my place and we'll deal with it together
00:54:02don't worry about me
00:54:04nothing could keep me from you
00:54:06not even your
00:54:07crazy ex-girlfriend
00:54:09okay
00:54:23you want him? come and get him!
00:54:41vanguard bitch
00:54:44to love
00:54:47to love
00:54:48and to love swipe
00:54:51meet jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge of your favorite bar
00:54:56aww the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge
00:55:01it's where our first date was it's so sweet
00:55:03be careful lily his ex sounds crazy
00:55:07want me to walk you back?
00:55:09you guys need to calm down
00:55:10i'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams
00:55:14the man of my dreams
00:55:44nice to meet you two both without disguises
00:55:54i'm jake by the way
00:55:56i'm ten
00:55:57tanya
00:55:59you hurt my best friend i'll chop off your balls
00:56:03i think she's had enough hurt for one month don't you think?
00:56:07touche
00:56:08have you seen lily?
00:56:10love swipe said i was supposed to meet her at her apartment but she's not there
00:56:14it just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge
00:56:18she said that's where you two had your first date
00:56:28lily!
00:56:40you made me hurt her
00:57:06May it hurt her.
00:57:15I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:17I just want to take back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I don't get mad at that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:30I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love,
00:57:37Oh, you still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, please.
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's why I brought backup.
00:58:00Jake, I've got this asshole.
00:58:02You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:11Jake, you came to me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:21You might go.
00:58:25Not so fast!
00:58:26Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:48I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here
00:58:53how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship,
00:58:56or
00:58:56I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in her head.
00:59:01my head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:09Two.
00:59:09Jake.
00:59:12Three.
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:16Okay.
00:59:17Police.
00:59:19I'll tell her.
00:59:19Don't.
00:59:20Toy with me, Jake.
00:59:21Not.
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:28Police and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:30We collaborated.
00:59:31We made
00:59:32dating apps together.
00:59:36Last month,
00:59:37we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app
00:59:45that we've been using this entire time.
00:59:48So you
00:59:48lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
01:00:00Because over the last week,
01:00:01I've realized something even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:11I thought
01:00:11the app was gonna change my life.
01:00:17Show me how to find real love.
01:00:18I trusted what we created,
01:00:22Belize.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match.
01:00:28I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:33for Love Swipe.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:41My lover.
01:00:41You are a
01:00:44brilliant,
01:00:46beautiful,
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:50I need to tell you something that
01:00:51I've been afraid
01:00:53to say up until now.
01:00:56Tell me.
01:00:57Then I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04Hands where I can see them!
01:01:05I'll kill you,
01:01:21Jake Wright!
01:01:22You are a liar
01:01:23and a monster!
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:26How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you!
01:01:30Jake can't.
01:01:31Lily.
01:01:34I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you
01:01:40in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:45I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:47making it up to you.
01:01:51I love you.
01:01:54I forgive you,
01:01:56Jake.
01:01:57I forgive you.
01:01:58Oh, there he is!
01:02:11Cheers, Jake!
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:18I helped create this app
01:02:20because I believe everyone
01:02:22deserves to find true love.
01:02:26I use Love Swipe.
01:02:27And for the first time
01:02:29in my life,
01:02:30I found
01:02:31true
01:02:33undying love.
01:02:38So,
01:02:46Lily Newbuck,
01:02:48will you do me
01:02:49the great honor
01:02:50of being my wife?
01:02:52I love you.
01:02:52Yes.
01:03:02Yes, Jake,
01:03:03my Mr. Right.
01:03:04I will marry you.
01:03:05and you make it make sense
01:03:20how I can't even believe it's so.
01:03:23You once felt like a stranger
01:03:26who's to lie
01:03:27believe in your plans.
01:03:30I'm88
01:03:32you
01:03:33you
01:03:33you
01:03:33you
01:03:37You
01:03:38you
01:03:39You
01:03:39You
01:03:40you
01:03:41you
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