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00:00:00Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:22Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:30What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:47You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:01:00Perhaps simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:08Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10Oh my lord!
00:01:11Oh my lord!
00:01:24Oh my lord!
00:01:27I'm sorry.
00:01:29I'm sorry.
00:01:31I'm sorry.
00:01:33I got over.
00:01:35So.
00:01:39Real love just makes me jealous.
00:01:43You can eat.
00:01:51Break up.
00:01:57Yep.
00:02:01My girlfriend,
00:02:03well, ex-girlfriend,
00:02:05tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend,
00:02:13ex-boyfriend,
00:02:15who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:17Ouch.
00:02:19How about I
00:02:21buy us a drink,
00:02:23and you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:27That's all this is,
00:02:29is an invitation for
00:02:31something more.
00:02:33Of course not.
00:02:35I would never take advantage.
00:02:37Ma'am,
00:02:39I'll have two more of whatever
00:02:41she was having.
00:02:49It's a heartbreak.
00:02:51Finding true love.
00:02:53Finding true love.
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00:04:39Who's there?
00:04:42I hope you don't mind. I raided your fridge.
00:04:46Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:51Um...
00:04:53We didn't...
00:04:56You know...
00:04:58With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:03Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:12I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man. I'm Mr...
00:05:18Mr... Wright.
00:05:21Wright.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:25Wright, how could I forget?
00:05:27You put my name in your phone as Mr. Wright.
00:05:31Your idea, not mine.
00:05:39I almost forgot.
00:05:40Oh, sorry. I...
00:06:01Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:07I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10And I said you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry, I...
00:06:14I get a little flirty...
00:06:17When I'm drunk.
00:06:17Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Swing.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one. I mean, even the name, it just...
00:06:32Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:06:39I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:08But no.
00:07:08I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13Love Swipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, Elise.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:38What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:50Well, too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend, and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:05Lily, I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:21Hey, Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:29What is that?
00:08:45That jerk, he lied to me!
00:08:46Love Swipe uses a unique approach, with potential for true love guaranteed on every match, and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people execute every single day, everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:29That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time, and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:04Mr. Wright, you're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:11Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:34I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:39And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case.
00:10:45Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Cameras in every room.
00:10:51Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:10:53The last three years of my life, it's led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love, and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:14Here's to you, gorgeous.
00:11:16Whoever you are.
00:11:16I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No, if either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02Love Swipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my god, are you serious right now?
00:12:07You're trying it.
00:12:07No the hell, I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:25No way.
00:12:26You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date, and the moment he lies about what he did, you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:08I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:20Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:22What?
00:13:34Come on.
00:13:35Lily, you idiot.
00:13:58Hey, I don't know what you heard or saw, but I would never ever...
00:14:01Jake, oh, wait. I'm so, so sorry. I...
00:14:05Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily. You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came. Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:29God, thank you.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin. She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:54Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:55May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you with lunch at school.
00:15:10And I really had to go to the bathroom, so I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:14So I just make a run for it when, uh...
00:15:19You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish. I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no.
00:15:29Yeah.
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like, well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried a lot.
00:15:39It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:43Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:54I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:58Oh, it wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Hmm?
00:16:03Camilla? She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:11I have to go.
00:16:24It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:42I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:46It looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:01What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:12This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work, and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just...
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it, and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:36What did you say?
00:17:38I said I believe in love.
00:17:41But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:46I'm sorry.
00:17:47I'm sorry.
00:17:47Doreen?
00:17:56No.
00:18:05My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:10One day
00:18:14when we were little
00:18:16I slipped and fell in the pool
00:18:17and she jumped in to save me
00:18:22and I couldn't save her
00:18:26I've never told anyone
00:18:32but my family that
00:18:40I'm so sorry
00:18:42I never had any siblings
00:18:48but I had a younger cousin
00:18:51in two months before he turned 11
00:18:54and he got diagnosed with a
00:18:58he didn't make it to his birthday
00:19:04I'm so sorry that happened to you Jake
00:19:10thank you
00:19:12for sharing your past with me
00:19:17thank you
00:19:20for listening to mine
00:19:22you know
00:19:40let's see how they handle
00:19:49date number two
00:19:51alright let's go and warm up those bodies
00:19:58getting the body moving
00:19:59feeling good
00:20:00wait are you
00:20:02are you promoting the app
00:20:06am I on camera
00:20:10no I'm just a guy on a date
00:20:14what you talking about Jake
00:20:17I don't know I've never met this woman in my life
00:20:20oh come on you're the love swipe guy
00:20:23love swipe guy
00:20:26what have you got to do with the app
00:20:28absolutely nothing at all
00:20:30what no you're the
00:20:31gosh I'm so sorry
00:20:38I totally had the wrong person
00:20:40let's dance
00:20:43you can handle that
00:20:44um yeah oh yeah I hear me
00:20:47this is it
00:20:48mama
00:20:49you're being stiff
00:20:50see oh I'm kind of better than you
00:20:52I don't think you are
00:20:53you're a little stiff
00:20:55uh oh you're doing it wrong
00:20:56come in
00:20:57come in
00:20:59whoa
00:21:00damn your charming willingness to fail Jake Wright
00:21:25let's see you squeeze out of the truth
00:21:29in date number three
00:21:30admit your greatest failure
00:21:39you're gonna think I'm a loser
00:21:43I would never
00:21:46okay
00:21:48here it goes
00:21:50I dropped out of law school
00:21:53I was really good at it but
00:21:55this one summer I took this internship
00:21:57at this huge law firm
00:21:59and
00:21:59they were horrible to me
00:22:03I never went back to school that fall
00:22:06I gave up on my dream
00:22:10because I didn't want to end up like that
00:22:12well I think that you should try again
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it
00:22:17and I think you'd look pretty good
00:22:20in a power pants suit
00:22:21what about you
00:22:25oh
00:22:29you know I
00:22:30I was just
00:22:32fired
00:22:33rather dramatically
00:22:35from a major
00:22:37social media company
00:22:38right as it was getting huge
00:22:40so yeah
00:22:41so you work in tech
00:22:44yeah
00:22:45yep
00:22:47I work in tech
00:22:48why did you
00:22:51want to become a lawyer
00:22:52ask Jake
00:22:54what he does for a living
00:22:55what do you do for a living
00:22:57I told you
00:22:59I'm in tech
00:22:59okay
00:23:01but what does that mean
00:23:02tell the truth
00:23:03I work
00:23:07in
00:23:08for a startup
00:23:13very
00:23:14secret startup
00:23:16unfortunately
00:23:17I
00:23:18wish I could say more
00:23:20but I signed an NDA
00:23:21so I just
00:23:22oh
00:23:23I totally understand
00:23:25can you promise me something
00:23:27don't ever lie to me
00:23:30please
00:23:32I promise
00:23:34what is happening
00:23:37why don't I have cameras
00:23:39in the restaurant
00:23:40I need to see Jake
00:23:43get what's coming to him
00:23:44maybe a little pain is more
00:23:45Dustin
00:23:46you're up
00:23:47alright you two
00:23:51I'm Master Allison
00:23:52and I'll be instructing you today
00:23:54first things first
00:23:55we're gonna get
00:23:56a feel for your training level
00:23:58let's do you first
00:23:59I'll
00:24:00turn into Lily
00:24:01okay
00:24:02Lily doll
00:24:03see what you got
00:24:04some one two combos
00:24:06something in
00:24:07yeah
00:24:10alright
00:24:10a little harder
00:24:11let's go
00:24:11alright
00:24:12yeah you can do it
00:24:13a little harder
00:24:13boom boom
00:24:14good
00:24:14good job
00:24:15alright next
00:24:16we're gonna test your reflexes
00:24:17hey
00:24:18hey
00:24:18that's enough
00:24:20you okay
00:24:22yeah fine
00:24:23just
00:24:24there's something I should probably tell you
00:24:26alright next
00:24:26bud
00:24:27come here
00:24:27say
00:24:29ain't you that CEO tech guy
00:24:31uh
00:24:32no
00:24:34yeah your sexy ex-girlfriend
00:24:37beat your ass
00:24:38what
00:24:39what's he talking about Jake
00:24:41I don't know
00:24:42but this guy needs to learn some manners
00:24:44Jake
00:24:49I promise you
00:24:50you don't need to do this
00:24:51nobody hits my girl
00:24:52and gets away with it
00:24:54undergirl
00:24:54maybe
00:24:56you good
00:25:06yeah
00:25:07I'm sorry
00:25:08can't protect you
00:25:10is this guy's deal
00:25:12I don't know but
00:25:13just stay here for a minute
00:25:15there's something I need to show you
00:25:17hey Lily wait
00:25:17he's crazy
00:25:18that was amazing
00:25:26I've been training for years
00:25:29it's really sweet
00:25:30you tried to protect me
00:25:31but
00:25:31next time
00:25:32ask if I need help
00:25:40let's get out of here
00:25:54date number four
00:25:59where's your bathroom
00:26:06it's just
00:26:08right there
00:26:09you know you didn't have to
00:26:20bring me home
00:26:21I can't believe you didn't tell me
00:26:24you're a trained fighter
00:26:25there's a lot of things I've told you
00:26:27and a lot of things I want to show you
00:26:32oh yeah
00:26:33like what
00:26:35come here and I'll show you
00:26:55oh my life I was looking for a sign
00:27:06wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind
00:27:12sometimes you can see things when it in time
00:27:17you have the most
00:27:34beautiful body I've ever seen
00:27:37it's yours
00:27:49it's yours
00:27:49you can touch me
00:27:53hold on
00:28:07hold on a second
00:28:08it's okay
00:28:08I want to
00:28:10please stop
00:28:13what's wrong
00:28:17I want you
00:28:19so much
00:28:21I have to wait for the app
00:28:26we have to wait
00:28:29for the app
00:28:30are you kidding
00:28:30screw that stupid app
00:28:32the app isn't stupid
00:28:37I'm sorry
00:28:39I really
00:28:41I just think we should wait
00:28:43oh
00:28:45okay
00:28:47fine
00:28:50I guess I'll
00:28:52see you at our next date
00:28:54that was too damn close for comfort
00:29:05I gotta take things up a notch
00:29:09it's time for the contingency
00:29:14what the hell
00:29:31where is she
00:29:34what are you talking about
00:29:37wait what are you doing
00:29:39don't even try to stop me
00:29:41Lily please
00:29:42just tell me where she is
00:29:44okay don't lie to me
00:29:46I will end things right here
00:29:47I won't even be mad
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me
00:29:49okay
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about
00:29:51I'm not an idiot
00:29:52Jake I've been cheated on before
00:29:53tell me where she is
00:29:54there's no one here
00:29:56who are you talking about
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about
00:29:59it was just here
00:30:08what are you talking about
00:30:10I got an email
00:30:12with nudes of some woman
00:30:14in your apartment
00:30:14and they weren't selfies
00:30:15so I know that you took them
00:30:16I'm sorry
00:30:18but there is
00:30:20no woman
00:30:21naked or clothed
00:30:23in here
00:30:23you
00:30:25are the only person
00:30:27and I won't make it
00:30:27in my apartment Lily
00:30:28really
00:30:29I swear it
00:30:31I'm sorry
00:30:33I swear I'm not crazy
00:30:35I just
00:30:36I can't go through that again
00:30:37you won't have to
00:30:39I promise
00:30:45what are you doing
00:30:54I changed my mind
00:30:56I want you
00:30:58right now
00:31:00baby it's you
00:31:10it's you
00:31:13it's you
00:31:14it's you
00:31:16it's you
00:31:20you
00:31:21walk out that door
00:31:25oh yeah
00:31:26Jake
00:31:36Jake stop
00:31:37sorry
00:31:42I'm sorry
00:31:45I just
00:31:46I really
00:31:47want to
00:31:48it's just
00:31:49I'm still shaken up
00:31:50by those photos
00:31:51and you know
00:31:53love's vibe
00:31:55is working
00:31:56I think we should wait
00:31:59okay
00:32:01yeah
00:32:02we can wait
00:32:04I would never
00:32:06want to pressure you
00:32:07I promise
00:32:09as soon as love's vibe
00:32:15gives us permission
00:32:16you can have me
00:32:19all of me
00:32:22all of me
00:32:22yes
00:32:33yes
00:32:35yes
00:32:37yes
00:32:39yes
00:32:41yes
00:32:43yes
00:32:45yes
00:32:47yes
00:32:48yes
00:32:49oh no
00:32:51so he's definitely
00:32:55not a
00:32:55date rapist
00:32:56no
00:32:57I found the condom
00:32:58the next morning
00:32:59he's a perfect gentleman
00:33:00who slept on the couch
00:33:01and made me eggs
00:33:02you're sure you trust this guy
00:33:05not that you'd know anything
00:33:06about trust
00:33:07but yeah
00:33:09yeah I do
00:33:10what does he do for work
00:33:11he's in tech
00:33:12why are you guys acting so weird
00:33:16there
00:33:17there's something we need to tell you about Jake
00:33:19something you may not want to hear
00:33:22what do you mean
00:33:23what the fuck
00:33:26so I wasn't originally talking about
00:33:28I'm joking
00:33:28yeah you're being an ass right
00:33:30honestly
00:33:30see smoke
00:33:32are you sure you're alright
00:33:38I'm fine
00:33:40ask Jake about his work
00:33:44finally I can see what's happening
00:33:46now that I've planted Jake's work history
00:33:49I should push him to tell the truth
00:33:51and then he'll be mine again
00:33:53my friends
00:33:55didn't pon yet
00:33:56you mean
00:33:57those two
00:33:58who are in disguise
00:34:00every single time we come here
00:34:01they
00:34:01yeah
00:34:03didn't they cheat on you
00:34:04behind your back
00:34:04only because of that stupid app
00:34:08okay
00:34:08can we not
00:34:09blame the app
00:34:10Jake Wright
00:34:18you're a 30 under 30
00:34:19what do you do for work
00:34:24I'm in tech
00:34:26I told you
00:34:27my friends
00:34:30they received an envelope with documents
00:34:33saying that you're an app developer
00:34:35what kind of apps do you develop
00:34:41please don't let him
00:34:42okay
00:34:45I'm
00:34:46I'm gonna tell you
00:34:47but
00:34:48that's
00:34:48because I trust you
00:34:50and
00:34:50you have to promise
00:34:51not to tell anyone else
00:34:53okay
00:34:53okay
00:34:54I promise
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody
00:34:56I'm
00:34:59I started a
00:35:04I started a nap
00:35:09and I'm
00:35:11looking for
00:35:12investors
00:35:13and I'm just
00:35:14poor app developer
00:35:15looking for backing
00:35:17I'm sorry
00:35:19but like
00:35:20do you believe me?
00:35:22of course I believe you
00:35:24just
00:35:24thank you for being honest with me
00:35:34she wants honesty
00:35:39or she's gonna get it
00:35:41so
00:35:54what kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:57like
00:35:57your parents pay your rent
00:36:00or
00:36:00you're still a rich tech guy
00:36:02but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy
00:36:04all I can say is
00:36:06if this app takes off
00:36:08I'm not gonna need to worry about money
00:36:10you got this
00:36:12okay
00:36:15lie detector test tomorrow
00:36:17that's so crazy
00:36:18it's almost like it's listening to our conversation
00:36:20actually
00:36:21it's
00:36:22perceived intuition
00:36:23is
00:36:24machine learning
00:36:25from
00:36:26thorough scraping
00:36:27of social media platforms
00:36:28how do you know that?
00:36:30just a guess
00:36:34pretty sure other app sees it
00:36:35well
00:36:36I'm not scared of some lie detector test
00:36:38there's nothing
00:36:39I wouldn't tell you
00:36:40do you feel the same?
00:36:45yeah
00:36:45actually there's somewhere
00:36:47I gotta be
00:36:49we should get out of here
00:36:49I've got you right where I want you
00:36:56Lily Niblock
00:36:57prepare
00:36:58for heartbreak
00:36:59so
00:37:02how does this work again?
00:37:04the machine analyzes our answers
00:37:06and makes
00:37:07little tv
00:37:08show noises
00:37:09nervous
00:37:10but excited
00:37:12that's it
00:37:14true
00:37:14so you ready?
00:37:16yeah
00:37:16absolutely
00:37:17Jake
00:37:20are you sure?
00:37:21yes
00:37:22I'm sure
00:37:22ask about his job
00:37:26so
00:37:29Jake
00:37:29are you an app developer?
00:37:32yes
00:37:32what kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:38um
00:37:38two apps for
00:37:41statistical analysis
00:37:43and one for
00:37:44social media scrubbing
00:37:46social media scrubbing
00:37:48like our dating app?
00:37:50yep
00:37:50just like that
00:37:51have you developed
00:37:54any other apps?
00:37:57well
00:37:57um
00:37:58are you okay?
00:38:02yeah
00:38:02yep
00:38:03there isn't anything
00:38:10you could tell me
00:38:10I wouldn't understand
00:38:11I'm pulling for you
00:38:15and I trust you
00:38:17okay?
00:38:19okay
00:38:20okay
00:38:28okay
00:38:29have you developed
00:38:32any other apps?
00:38:34have you developed
00:38:35any other apps?
00:38:39nope
00:38:39why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm
00:38:46I'm not
00:38:47I'm not
00:38:47I swear
00:38:48I swear
00:38:48Lily
00:38:51do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so
00:38:54and are you
00:38:56attracted to me?
00:38:58yes
00:38:59and are you ready
00:39:01to find true love?
00:39:02I
00:39:02yes
00:39:05I'm
00:39:06ready to find love
00:39:07are you sure?
00:39:11yes
00:39:11I'm sure
00:39:11Lily
00:39:13what's
00:39:13what's going on?
00:39:15you said that you were ready
00:39:16for the real thing
00:39:17Jake
00:39:18I promise
00:39:18I am ready for the real thing
00:39:20sorry
00:39:23that's
00:39:23not the more
00:39:24you said that you were ready
00:39:25for the real love
00:39:26I'm sorry
00:39:29please
00:39:41what are you doing here?
00:39:56I just wanted to talk with you
00:39:58about the app
00:39:59yeah
00:40:01so
00:40:13what's wrong with the app?
00:40:15oh no
00:40:16nothing
00:40:17um
00:40:18that's actually what I
00:40:19wanted to talk to you about
00:40:20um
00:40:22I
00:40:23I was really
00:40:25hurting
00:40:26after we broke up
00:40:27so
00:40:29after a day or so
00:40:31I
00:40:31downloaded the app
00:40:33and
00:40:33I matched with someone
00:40:36and
00:40:36Jake
00:40:38you were right
00:40:40what do you mean?
00:40:42I mean
00:40:43I met someone
00:40:44Jake
00:40:44the app
00:40:45works
00:40:46and I'm proof
00:40:47I mean
00:40:48we are talking
00:40:49about getting married
00:40:51great
00:40:52well
00:40:53I'm
00:40:53I'm happy for you
00:40:54well
00:40:57what about you?
00:40:59have you
00:40:59matched with anyone?
00:41:01uh
00:41:02yeah
00:41:03yeah
00:41:04okay
00:41:05tell me about her
00:41:07is she pretty?
00:41:09honestly
00:41:09it's
00:41:10things aren't going that well
00:41:13well
00:41:16you don't
00:41:17you're not trying to say
00:41:19it's Love Swipe's fault
00:41:20because
00:41:20I mean
00:41:21I know the app works
00:41:22you were right
00:41:23all along
00:41:25Jake
00:41:25I just don't know anymore
00:41:29well
00:41:31I really hope you two
00:41:34work things out
00:41:35I just wanted to thank you
00:41:41in person
00:41:41we really did
00:41:44make something special
00:41:45together
00:41:45okay
00:41:55just because
00:41:56me and my match
00:41:58are having issues
00:41:58I'm falling in love
00:42:02with her
00:42:02and I'm happy for you
00:42:04but I think you should go
00:42:05I'm so sorry Jake
00:42:07I'm so sorry
00:42:09you're
00:42:09you're right
00:42:10again
00:42:11you know
00:42:12we're
00:42:12in love with other people
00:42:14and
00:42:14I need to respect that
00:42:17I'm sorry
00:42:19we got you Jake
00:42:29let's see how your little sweetheart
00:42:32feels about this
00:42:34I'm never gonna find love again
00:42:42all men are liars
00:42:44and the worst part is
00:42:46the two of you
00:42:47made me a liar
00:42:47I can't even trust
00:42:49my own heart
00:42:50I'm sorry Lily
00:42:52screw you Tim
00:42:55five minutes ago
00:43:07that asshole
00:43:09get you
00:43:16all right
00:43:17Lily
00:43:19so good to see
00:43:20okay what's going on
00:43:22do you think I'm an idiot
00:43:23Jake
00:43:24no of course not
00:43:25then where is she
00:43:26who
00:43:27don't gaslight me
00:43:29I'm not crazy
00:43:30I
00:43:31I know you're hiding
00:43:32things from me
00:43:32okay I promise
00:43:33I'm not hiding
00:43:34anything from you
00:43:35liar
00:43:35you're lying to me
00:43:37I saw a video
00:43:38of the two of you kissing
00:43:39what video
00:43:40no no no
00:43:48this can't be happening
00:43:49again
00:43:49Lily
00:43:50give me your phone
00:43:51just what I thought
00:43:55you know
00:43:56traditional trace of malware
00:43:57so it's not hacked
00:43:59you did
00:44:02get an email
00:44:03and that the video was
00:44:04mysteriously deleted
00:44:06because
00:44:07I was
00:44:09kissing another woman
00:44:10in it
00:44:11wait
00:44:13what are you saying
00:44:15that woman
00:44:16was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:19and she is a
00:44:20brilliant
00:44:21coder
00:44:22and hacker
00:44:23but also
00:44:24extremely
00:44:26unstable
00:44:27but why was she here
00:44:31why were you kissing her
00:44:33why were you kissing her
00:44:33she came over to
00:44:35tell me she was in love
00:44:36with someone else
00:44:37but then she
00:44:39she kissed me
00:44:41just for a moment
00:44:43but in that moment
00:44:48I realized
00:44:50I realized
00:44:50how much
00:44:50that I love you
00:44:51that you're the only person
00:44:55I want to be with
00:44:56do you forgive me
00:45:02you lied to me
00:45:07again
00:45:08take right
00:45:09you kissed another woman
00:45:11and then you hid it from me
00:45:12Lily please stop
00:45:15I'm sorry
00:45:17yeah
00:45:18you are
00:45:19will I see you again
00:45:21I don't know
00:45:22all I know is that
00:45:24I can't stand me
00:45:25in the same room
00:45:25as you right now
00:45:26Lily wait
00:45:30Lily
00:45:32oh my god
00:45:38did you see
00:45:39the look
00:45:39on that sad bitch's face
00:45:41now
00:45:43it's time to put
00:45:45the final nail
00:45:45in this girl's coffin
00:45:47you and Jake Wright
00:45:54have been unmatched
00:45:55what
00:45:58no
00:46:00true love awaits
00:46:04with your new match
00:46:05Mitchell Stevens
00:46:06this can't be happening
00:46:10come on Jake
00:46:13please pick up
00:46:14Jake
00:46:16Lily
00:46:17I just got a notification
00:46:19we were unmatched
00:46:20on the app
00:46:20see what I'm
00:46:22tragic as it is
00:46:23I think it's for the best
00:46:25why are you saying that
00:46:28clearly we have some issues
00:46:29and if I'm being honest
00:46:30I want to
00:46:31assess your woman
00:46:32who's super intelligent
00:46:33and ready for real love
00:46:34Jake wait
00:46:35I can't believe him
00:46:41true love awaits
00:46:45with your new match
00:46:46Mitchell Stevens
00:46:47all right Mitchell Stevens
00:46:49get ready to meet
00:46:51the hottest girl
00:46:51you've ever seen
00:46:52you must be Lily
00:47:04might I say
00:47:05your profile picture
00:47:06does not do that
00:47:07beautiful body justice
00:47:09god damn
00:47:10so uh Mitchell was it
00:47:14what do you do for a living
00:47:15isn't it obvious babe
00:47:17I get paid
00:47:18and I get laid
00:47:19come again
00:47:20oh don't worry
00:47:21you will
00:47:21excuse me
00:47:22I'm a model babe
00:47:25isn't it obvious
00:47:26no
00:47:27it's not
00:47:28and you already said that
00:47:29sorry
00:47:30I'm just super distracted
00:47:31by that tight pod
00:47:32you're rocking
00:47:33underneath that dress
00:47:34can't wait to get that thing off
00:47:36and on my floor
00:47:37where it belongs
00:47:38you know what I mean
00:47:39I think I made a mistake
00:47:40hey wait
00:47:42tonight's the night
00:47:44I'm gonna tell Lily
00:47:46the truth about creating
00:47:47Love Swipe
00:47:47and if she'll have me
00:47:49I will treasure her
00:47:50for the rest of my life
00:47:51I'm coming for you Lily
00:47:53hey wait
00:47:55let go of my arm
00:47:57hey the app hooked us up
00:47:59babe
00:48:00we're soulmates
00:48:01meant to be
00:48:01I don't love you
00:48:03I love Jake
00:48:03I love Jake
00:48:06I love Jake
00:48:10and I need to go
00:48:11right now
00:48:12hey not so fast
00:48:13get off me you creep
00:48:20Jake
00:48:25no Jake wait
00:48:29Jake
00:48:31it's not what it seems
00:48:38really
00:48:39really cause I just watched you
00:48:41kiss another man
00:48:42that wasn't me
00:48:43on our seventh day
00:48:44please let me explain
00:48:46now there's nothing to explain
00:48:47you got cheated up
00:48:49on your asshole boyfriend
00:48:50now you're cheating on me
00:48:51we were unmatched
00:48:55I called you
00:48:57and you broke it off
00:48:59you humiliated me
00:49:00stop lying to me Lily
00:49:02I want us to be honest
00:49:04with each other
00:49:05but you're lying
00:49:06to my face
00:49:07I'm not lying to you
00:49:10love swipe matched me
00:49:17with that stupid meathead
00:49:18I only went out with him
00:49:20to get back at you
00:49:21and when I saw him
00:49:23when he kissed me
00:49:25I realized the only person
00:49:29I wanted to kiss
00:49:30was you
00:49:31please you have to believe me
00:49:34I want to be honest
00:49:35I don't know
00:49:39that happened
00:49:40today
00:49:41that I called you
00:49:43and we unmatched
00:49:44and I broke up with you
00:49:45because why would I lie
00:49:46about that
00:49:47it's not safe
00:49:49we gotta go Lily
00:49:50Jake you're scaring me
00:49:52what do you mean
00:49:53it's not safe
00:49:53trust me
00:49:54we need to go right now
00:49:55okay
00:49:57let's go
00:49:58this is my parents cabin
00:50:04they moved overseas
00:50:05so it's all mine now
00:50:07I come here when I want to get away from everything
00:50:10I don't understand
00:50:12why is it safe here
00:50:14no cell phone service
00:50:16no internet
00:50:18it's just us here
00:50:20okay
00:50:22Jake I need you to explain
00:50:24why are we safe
00:50:25in a cabin in the woods
00:50:26please don't make me regret this
00:50:28do you remember
00:50:32my ex-girlfriend I told you about
00:50:35police
00:50:37yeah
00:50:38there's something I need to tell you
00:50:41the day
00:50:44I broke up with her
00:50:48yes you
00:50:49I'll kill
00:50:51I will destroy you
00:50:53Jake Wright
00:50:53I didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:56what she said
00:50:59what I'm afraid she's
00:51:02capable of doing
00:51:03it's the only place
00:51:07I feel like we're
00:51:08safe
00:51:09I'm so sorry that happened to you
00:51:13she sounds
00:51:16unwell
00:51:18wow
00:51:21you look
00:51:23so beautiful
00:51:25lovely
00:51:25you look
00:51:28very handsome
00:51:29you don't know how much
00:51:34I wish this was our
00:51:35seventh date
00:51:35do you mind getting wet
00:51:38what's that supposed to mean
00:51:42come with me
00:51:44I'll show you
00:51:45it's been a crazy day
00:52:05I'm thankful you're here
00:52:08me too
00:52:09Jake I
00:52:12I feel safe
00:52:14when I'm with you
00:52:14you know
00:52:17on the
00:52:18seventh date
00:52:19love swipe
00:52:22gives couples
00:52:23the option
00:52:24to
00:52:25to what
00:52:30be with each other
00:52:36well if love swipes
00:52:40as soon
00:52:40put me on the
00:52:46under
00:52:46cause you can't
00:52:47be tamed
00:52:48the silence
00:52:50underneath
00:52:51your flame
00:52:52cut the cords
00:52:53around me
00:52:54as I speak
00:52:55your name
00:52:56it's never
00:52:58gonna be
00:52:59the same
00:53:00even though
00:53:01I loved you
00:53:02it was all
00:53:02in vain
00:53:04this
00:53:17ends
00:53:17now
00:53:18no
00:53:20I am going to win
00:53:23Jake back
00:53:23even if it means
00:53:25I need to get rid of
00:53:26Lily Niblock
00:53:26once
00:53:27and for all
00:53:28last night was
00:53:40hang on
00:53:41we should be getting
00:53:54our notification
00:53:55for our last date
00:53:56if anything happens
00:53:58just come to my place
00:54:00and we'll
00:54:01deal with it together
00:54:02don't worry about me
00:54:04nothing could
00:54:06keep me from you
00:54:07not even your
00:54:08crazy ex-girlfriend
00:54:09okay
00:54:26you want him
00:54:39come and get him
00:54:41long guard bitch
00:54:44to love
00:54:48and to love swipe
00:54:49meet Jake for a private rendezvous
00:54:55in the wine lounge
00:54:56of your favorite bar
00:54:57well
00:54:59the app is having us
00:55:00to our final date
00:55:01in the wine lounge
00:55:02it's where our first date was
00:55:04it's so sweet
00:55:04be careful Lily
00:55:06his ex-cell's crazy
00:55:07want me to walk you back?
00:55:10you guys need to calm down
00:55:11I
00:55:11I'm about to have
00:55:13another amazing night
00:55:14with the man of my dreams
00:55:25nice to meet you two both
00:55:54without disguises
00:55:55I'm Jake
00:55:56by the way
00:55:57Tim
00:55:58Tonya
00:56:00you hurt my best friend
00:56:03I'll chop off your balls
00:56:04I think she's had enough
00:56:05hurt
00:56:06for one month
00:56:06don't you think?
00:56:08touche
00:56:08have you seen Lily?
00:56:12love swipe
00:56:12said I was supposed to meet her
00:56:13at her apartment
00:56:13but she's not there
00:56:14it just told her
00:56:16to meet you
00:56:16for a private dinner
00:56:17at the wine lounge
00:56:18she said
00:56:19that's where you two
00:56:20had your first date
00:56:21Lily!
00:56:29Lily!
00:56:29please
00:56:46it was you
00:56:47it's always you
00:56:49where are you
00:56:56I don't want to hurt you
00:57:17I just want to Jake back
00:57:19but then he fell for you
00:57:21I don't think I'm not
00:57:22he never loved you
00:57:24do you even know
00:57:26who I am?
00:57:27his crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:30I was his partner
00:57:31his closest collaborator
00:57:34on behalf of the man I love
00:57:36you still don't get it to you
00:57:40you little slut
00:57:41Jake and I
00:57:42are app developers
00:57:43Jake is the creator
00:57:45of this
00:57:45let it go please
00:57:46I don't think so Jake
00:57:50Dustin!
00:57:52Jake don't embarrass yourself
00:57:54we all know you're
00:57:55a computer nerd
00:57:55who can't fight
00:57:56that's why I brought backup
00:57:59Jake
00:58:01I've got this asshole
00:58:02you should know
00:58:08not to hit girls
00:58:09some guys only learn
00:58:10the hard way
00:58:16Jake
00:58:18you came to me
00:58:20of course I did
00:58:21you might go
00:58:22not so fast
00:58:26step away from her Jake
00:58:30please
00:58:32don't do this please
00:58:33you don't get to tell me
00:58:34what I can do
00:58:35now step
00:58:37okay
00:58:38okay
00:58:39here's what's gonna happen
00:58:47Jake
00:58:48I am gonna give you
00:58:49to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here
00:58:53how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship
00:58:55or
00:58:56I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in
00:59:00her
00:59:01head
00:59:02got it?
00:59:04one
00:59:05Jake what is she saying?
00:59:06two
00:59:09Jake
00:59:10three
00:59:13wait
00:59:14okay
00:59:16please
00:59:17I'll tell her
00:59:19don't
00:59:20toy with me Jake
00:59:21not
00:59:21I promise
00:59:23she's right
00:59:26police and I
00:59:28weren't just a couple
00:59:29we collaborated
00:59:30we made
00:59:32dating apps together
00:59:34last month
00:59:37we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet
00:59:40love swipe
00:59:43I created the app
00:59:45that we've been using
00:59:46this entire time
00:59:47so you
00:59:48you lied to me
00:59:50yes
00:59:53you manipulated
00:59:55yes
00:59:56but that doesn't matter now
00:59:59because over the last week
01:00:01I've realized something
01:00:02even more important
01:00:03I don't love you Lily
01:00:06I thought
01:00:11the app was gonna change my life
01:00:14show me how to find real love
01:00:18I trusted
01:00:20what we created
01:00:22police
01:00:22but I was wrong
01:00:24I don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match
01:00:28I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:33for love swipe
01:00:34you're my best friend
01:00:36my confidant
01:00:39my lover
01:00:41you are a
01:00:44brilliant
01:00:45beautiful
01:00:46and powerful woman
01:00:48I need to tell you something that
01:00:51I've been afraid to say up until now
01:00:54tell me
01:00:56then I'm yours
01:00:58I'm sorry
01:01:00I did it again
01:01:01freeze
01:01:04here's where I can see them
01:01:05I'll kill you Jake Wright
01:01:21you're a liar
01:01:23you're a liar and a monster
01:01:24how could you
01:01:25how could you do this to me
01:01:27I still love you
01:01:30Jake
01:01:31I'm sorry
01:01:35I'm sorry I lied to you
01:01:38I just needed to trust you
01:01:40in my heart
01:01:42if you can forgive me
01:01:44I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:47making it up to you
01:01:49I love you
01:01:52I love you
01:01:53I forgive you
01:01:55Jake
01:01:56I forgive you
01:01:58oh there he is
01:02:11cheers Jake
01:02:12thanks for coming everybody
01:02:15I helped create this app because
01:02:20I believe everyone deserves to find true love
01:02:23I use love swipe
01:02:28and for the first time in my life
01:02:30I found
01:02:31true
01:02:33undying love
01:02:34so
01:02:39Lily New Buck
01:02:47will you do me the great honor
01:02:50of being my wife
01:02:52yes
01:02:59yes
01:03:01yes
01:03:02yes
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01:03:02yes
01:03:03my
01:03:03my
01:03:04Mr. Wright
01:03:04I will marry you
01:03:05and you make it make sense
01:03:20how hard can it go
01:03:22to what's felt like a scream
01:03:26He works the life
01:03:27I believe in your plans
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