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00:00:00Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:22Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:30What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:47You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together, so you know how accurate it is.
00:01:00You should have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:07What? Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10Oh!
00:01:11Oh!
00:01:21Oh!
00:01:22Oh!
00:01:23Ah.
00:01:42You see me?
00:01:51Break up.
00:01:53Yep, my girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend, tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:16Ouch.
00:02:17Ouch. How about I buy us a drink, and you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh, of course not. I would never take advantage.
00:02:38Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having.
00:02:47It's a heartbreak.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:02:53I love you.
00:04:19I hope you don't mind.
00:04:43And I raided your fridge.
00:04:46Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:51Um...
00:04:53We didn't...
00:04:56You know...
00:04:57With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:03Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:12I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:18Mr...
00:05:20Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Right, how could I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:32I almost forgot.
00:05:40I'm...
00:05:41I'm...
00:05:42I'm...
00:05:43I'm...
00:05:44I'm...
00:05:45I'm...
00:05:46I'm...
00:05:47I'm...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:06I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10And I said you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry, I...
00:06:13I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
00:06:19Oh, I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called LoveSweep.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one, I mean, even the name is just...
00:06:32Oh, well, I hope you can give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:08But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13LoveSweep's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, Elise.
00:07:19Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished, you'll be mine forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:38What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:50Well, too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:54Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00It says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend,
00:08:03and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:10Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this,
00:08:16but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:21Hey, Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:29What is that?
00:08:33That jerk, he lied to me!
00:08:46Love Swipe uses a unique approach,
00:09:05with potential for true love guaranteed on every match,
00:09:10and recognize love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
00:09:22like you brilliant people at you every single day,
00:09:25everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:29That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time,
00:09:32and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:35How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:09:57I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:27And just like that,
00:10:31I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:39And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case...
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Cameras in every room.
00:10:51Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:10:57The last three years of my life
00:11:04have led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love,
00:11:10and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:14Here's to you,
00:11:15gorgeous,
00:11:16whoever you are.
00:11:27I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl
00:11:33hanging out with her best friend
00:11:34and her ex-boyfriend
00:11:35who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you
00:11:39you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app
00:11:47while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this...
00:11:50No!
00:11:50If either of you says one more word
00:11:52about that stupid app,
00:11:53I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:54Lily, this is serendipity!
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02Love Swipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my god,
00:12:05are you serious right now?
00:12:07You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back!
00:12:11You'll thank me later
00:12:12when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:13Fine.
00:12:17Fine, I'll try your stupid app
00:12:19just to prove that both of you
00:12:20were horrible people
00:12:20and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:25No way!
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:41I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me!
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date
00:12:51and the moment he lies about what he did,
00:12:54you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Right's butt.
00:12:58Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:08I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart!
00:13:16Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:32What?
00:13:33I don't know what you heard or saw,
00:13:42but I would never ever-
00:13:50Hey, I don't know what you heard, or saw, but I would never, ever...
00:14:01Jake, wait.
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04I...
00:14:05Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:10I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:12You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:16Shall we?
00:14:20Hey, come on.
00:14:21Oh god, thank you.
00:14:22Well done, Dustin!
00:14:37She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:39This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:44Let the games begin.
00:14:50Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:54May I?
00:14:55Sure.
00:14:56Okay.
00:14:57When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch
00:15:08at school, and I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:11So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:15So I just make a run for it.
00:15:17When, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:24I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh no!
00:15:29Yeah.
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:33Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried.
00:15:37A lot.
00:15:38It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:41Yeah.
00:15:42Oh Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you too.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:46I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:51Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:54I got it.
00:15:55When I was 13...
00:15:56Oh.
00:15:57It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:00My sister?
00:16:01Hmm?
00:16:02Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:06I'm so sorry.
00:16:11I...
00:16:12I have to go.
00:16:27It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:36I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:44What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?
00:17:02Lily, it's me.
00:17:04Go away, Jake.
00:17:06Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:08Look, I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean-
00:17:12This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:15They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:18I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:21If we just-
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:33What did you say?
00:17:36I said I believe in love.
00:17:39But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:44I'm sorry.
00:17:46I'm sorry.
00:17:56No.
00:17:57No.
00:18:05My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:10One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:20And she attempted to save me.
00:18:25But I couldn't save her.
00:18:26I've never told anyone about my family that.
00:18:29I've never told anyone about my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:42That happened to you, Jake.
00:18:44I'm sorry.
00:18:45I'm sorry.
00:18:46I'm sorry.
00:18:47I'm sorry.
00:18:48I'm sorry.
00:18:49I never had any siblings.
00:18:50But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:51And two months before he turned eleven.
00:18:53And he got diagnosed with her.
00:18:54He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:18:55I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:18:57For sharing your past with me.
00:19:02Thank you for listening to mine.
00:19:17Thank you for listening to mine.
00:19:27Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:51All right, let's go and warm up those bodies, getting the body moving, feeling good.
00:20:01Wait, are you?
00:20:04Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11No, I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:18I don't know, I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on, you're the LoveSwipe guy.
00:20:25LoveSwipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:29Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:30What? No, you're the bi-
00:20:32Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:39I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42Let's dance!
00:20:43You think you can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:45Oh yeah, here we go.
00:20:47This is it.
00:20:48You're being stiff.
00:20:50See?
00:20:51I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:53You're a little stiff.
00:20:54Uh oh, you're doing well.
00:20:55Open up!
00:20:56Come in!
00:20:57Come in!
00:20:58Whoa!
00:20:59Whoa!
00:21:00Whoa!
00:21:01Whoo!
00:21:13Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:38Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:39You're going to think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay, here it is.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:54I was really good at it, but this one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm,
00:21:59and they were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:06I gave up on my dream because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:25Oh, you know, I was just fired rather dramatically from a major social media company right as I was getting huge.
00:22:41So, yeah.
00:22:43So you work in tech?
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:45Yep, I work in tech.
00:22:50Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:58I told you I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth.
00:23:03I work in, uh...
00:23:12For a startup.
00:23:14Very secret startup.
00:23:17Unfortunately, I wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA, so I just...
00:23:22Oh, I totally understand.
00:23:26Can you promise me something?
00:23:29Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:32Please.
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:42I need to see Jake.
00:23:43Get what's coming to him.
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:46Dustin, you're up.
00:23:50All right, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:55First things first, we're going to get a feel for your training level.
00:23:58Let's do you first, all.
00:24:00I'm going to turn into Lily.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:03Lily doll.
00:24:04Let's see what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:06Mm-hmm.
00:24:06Something in.
00:24:09Yeah, all right.
00:24:10A little harder.
00:24:11Let's go.
00:24:12All right.
00:24:12Yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom.
00:24:14Good.
00:24:15Good job.
00:24:15All right, next, we're going to test your reflexes.
00:24:17Hey!
00:24:19That's enough.
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:23Yeah, fine.
00:24:23Just, there's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:26All right, next.
00:24:26Bud.
00:24:27Come here.
00:24:28Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:32Um, no.
00:24:34Not me.
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:39What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know.
00:24:42But this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:44Oh, Jake!
00:24:49I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:52Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:54You want to be a girl?
00:24:56Maybe.
00:24:56You good?
00:25:07Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:25:09I can't protect you.
00:25:11Is this guy's deal?
00:25:13I don't know, but just stay here for a minute.
00:25:15There's something I need to show you.
00:25:17Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:17He's crazy.
00:25:25That was amazing.
00:25:26I've been training for years.
00:25:29It's really sweet you tried to protect me,
00:25:31but the next time,
00:25:33ask if I need help.
00:25:53Let's get out of here.
00:25:56Date number four.
00:26:05Where's your bathroom?
00:26:07It's just right there.
00:26:18You know, you didn't have to bring me home.
00:26:21I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:30There's a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:32Oh, yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:35There's a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:49There's a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:51Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:55There's a lot of things I want to show you.
00:27:14Sometimes you can't see things when it in time
00:27:17It seems
00:27:19I can't forget so much
00:27:22It's your bedroom
00:27:23You have the most beautiful body I've ever seen
00:27:44It's yours
00:27:49You can touch me
00:27:53Hold on, hold on a second
00:28:07It's okay
00:28:08I want to
00:28:10Please stop
00:28:14What's wrong?
00:28:18I want you
00:28:19So much
00:28:21I have to wait for the app
00:28:26We have to wait for the app
00:28:29Are you kidding?
00:28:31Screw that stupid app
00:28:32The app isn't stupid
00:28:37I'm sorry
00:28:39I really
00:28:41I just think we should wait
00:28:43Okay
00:28:47Fine
00:28:50I guess I'll see you at our next date
00:28:54That was too near close for comfort
00:29:05I've got to take things up a notch
00:29:09It's time for the contingency
00:29:14What the hell?
00:29:31Where is she?
00:29:34What are you talking about?
00:29:38Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me
00:29:41Lily, please
00:29:42Just tell me where she is
00:29:44Okay, don't lie to me
00:29:45We'll end things right here
00:29:46I won't even be mad
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me, okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about
00:29:51I'm not an idiot
00:29:52I'm not an idiot, Jake
00:29:52I've been cheated on before
00:29:53Tell me where she is
00:29:54There's no one here
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about
00:29:59It was just here
00:30:08What are you talking about?
00:30:10I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment
00:30:14And they weren't selfies so I know that you took them
00:30:16I'm sorry
00:30:18But there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here
00:30:23You are the only person I want naked in my apartment, Lily
00:30:28Really?
00:30:31I swear it
00:30:31I'm sorry
00:30:33I swear I'm not crazy
00:30:35I just
00:30:36I can't go through that again
00:30:37You won't have to
00:30:39I promise
00:30:44What are you doing?
00:30:54I changed my mind
00:30:55I want you
00:30:58Right now
00:31:03Baby, it's you
00:31:10It's you
00:31:13It's you
00:31:14It's you
00:31:16It's you
00:31:20You
00:31:21Walk out that door
00:31:25Oh, yeah
00:31:26You
00:31:28You
00:31:29You
00:31:30Jake, stop
00:31:37Sorry
00:31:42I'm sorry
00:31:45I just
00:31:46I really want to
00:31:48It's just
00:31:49I'm still shaken up by those photos
00:31:51And you know what?
00:31:55Love's vibe is working
00:31:56I think we should wait
00:31:59Okay
00:32:01Yeah
00:32:02We can wait
00:32:04I would never want to press for you
00:32:07I promise
00:32:09As soon as love's vibe gives us permission
00:32:16You can have me
00:32:19All of me
00:32:22Just
00:32:25I don't want to
00:32:34A very sweet
00:32:39This
00:32:39Gracias
00:32:41My hair
00:32:42Oh no
00:32:44Oh, no.
00:32:54So he's definitely not a...
00:32:55A date rapist? No.
00:32:57I found the condom the next morning.
00:32:59He's a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs.
00:33:03You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:05Not that you'd know anything about trust.
00:33:08But yeah.
00:33:09Yeah, I do.
00:33:10What does he do for work?
00:33:12He's in tech.
00:33:14Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:17There's something we need to tell you about, Jake.
00:33:19Something you may not want to hear.
00:33:22What do you mean?
00:33:26I wasn't really talking about...
00:33:28I'm joking. Yeah, you're being an ass, right?
00:33:30I'm not a...
00:33:30It's too small.
00:33:37Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:39I'm fine.
00:33:42Ask Jake about his work.
00:33:44Finally, I can see what's happening.
00:33:47Now that I've planted Jake's work history,
00:33:50I should push him to tell the truth,
00:33:51and then he'll be mine again.
00:33:54My friends didn't have on yet.
00:33:56You mean those two?
00:33:59Who are in disguise every single time we come here?
00:34:01They...
00:34:02Yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:34:06Only because of that stupid app.
00:34:08Okay, can we not blame the app?
00:34:17Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30.
00:34:23What do you do for work?
00:34:25I'm in tech.
00:34:26I told you.
00:34:27My friends...
00:34:30They received an envelope with documents
00:34:33saying that you're an app developer.
00:34:39What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:41Please don't let him...
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:45I'm...
00:34:46I'm gonna tell you.
00:34:48But that's because I trust you,
00:34:50and you have to promise
00:34:51not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:54Okay, I promise.
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody.
00:34:56All right, I'm, uh...
00:35:00I started a...
00:35:06I started an app.
00:35:10And I'm looking for investors.
00:35:14And I'm just a poor app developer
00:35:15looking for backing.
00:35:19I'm sorry.
00:35:20Do you believe me?
00:35:23Of course I believe you.
00:35:24I just...
00:35:26Thank you for being honest with me.
00:35:35Oh, she wants honesty!
00:35:40Or she's gonna get it.
00:35:54So?
00:35:54What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:57Like, your parents pay your rent?
00:36:00Or you're still a rich tech guy,
00:36:02but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy?
00:36:04All I can say is...
00:36:07If this app takes off,
00:36:08I'm not gonna need to worry about money.
00:36:11You got this.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:16Lie detector test tomorrow.
00:36:18That's so crazy.
00:36:18It's almost like it's listening to our conversation.
00:36:20Actually, it's perceived intuition as machine learning
00:36:25from thorough scrubbing of social media platforms.
00:36:30How do you know that?
00:36:30I'm just a guess.
00:36:34Pretty sure all the ramps use it.
00:36:35Well,
00:36:36I'm not scared of some lie detector tests.
00:36:38There's nothing I wouldn't tell you.
00:36:43Do you feel the same?
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:46Actually, there's somewhere
00:36:47I gotta be.
00:36:49We should get out of here.
00:36:49I've got you right where I want you,
00:36:56Lily Niblock.
00:36:57Prepare for heartbreak.
00:37:01So, how does this work again?
00:37:04The machine analyzes our answers
00:37:06and makes little TV show noises.
00:37:10Nervous.
00:37:11But excited.
00:37:13That's it, true.
00:37:15So, you ready?
00:37:16Yeah, absolutely.
00:37:17Absolutely.
00:37:19Jake, are you sure?
00:37:21Yes, I'm sure.
00:37:24Ask about his job.
00:37:28So, Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:31Yes.
00:37:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:39Two apps for statistical analysis
00:37:43and one for social media scrubbing.
00:37:47Social media scrubbing, like our dating app?
00:37:49Yep, just like that.
00:37:53Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:57Well, um...
00:37:58Are you okay?
00:38:02Yeah.
00:38:03Yep.
00:38:04There isn't anything you could tell me
00:38:10I wouldn't understand.
00:38:11I'm falling for you.
00:38:16And I trust you, okay?
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:28Okay.
00:38:31Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:35Nope.
00:38:37Nope.
00:38:44Why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm...
00:38:46I'm not.
00:38:47I'm not.
00:38:47I swear.
00:38:48I swear.
00:38:51Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so.
00:38:55And are you attracted to me?
00:38:58Yes.
00:39:00Now are you ready to find true love?
00:39:02I...
00:39:02Yes.
00:39:06I'm ready to find love.
00:39:09Are you sure?
00:39:11Yes, I'm sure.
00:39:13Lily, what's...
00:39:14What's going on?
00:39:15You said that you were ready for the real thing.
00:39:17Jake, I promise.
00:39:18I am ready for the real thing.
00:39:22Sorry, that's...
00:39:24Not the more.
00:39:24You said that you were ready for real love.
00:39:28I'm sorry.
00:39:29I'm sorry.
00:39:29I'm sorry.
00:39:54Elise?
00:39:55What are you doing here?
00:39:56I just wanted to talk with you about the app.
00:40:01Yeah.
00:40:12So, what's wrong with the app?
00:40:15Oh, no.
00:40:17Nothing.
00:40:18That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:20Um, I...
00:40:23I was really hurting after we broke up.
00:40:28So, after a day or so, I downloaded the app and I matched with someone.
00:40:36And, Jake, you were right.
00:40:41What do you mean?
00:40:41I mean, I met someone, Jake.
00:40:45The app works.
00:40:46And I'm proof.
00:40:48I mean, we are talking about getting married.
00:40:52Great.
00:40:52Well, I'm happy for you.
00:40:56Well, what about you?
00:40:58Have you matched with anyone?
00:41:01Uh, yeah.
00:41:03Yeah?
00:41:04Yeah?
00:41:05Okay.
00:41:05Tell me about her.
00:41:07Is she pretty?
00:41:09Honestly, it's...
00:41:11Things aren't going that well.
00:41:15Well, you don't...
00:41:18You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault.
00:41:20Because, I mean, I know the app works.
00:41:22You were right.
00:41:24All along, Jake.
00:41:25I just don't know anymore.
00:41:32Well...
00:41:32I really hope you two work things out.
00:41:39I just wanted to thank you in person.
00:41:43We really did make something special together.
00:41:55Okay, just because me and my match are having issues?
00:42:01I'm falling in love with her.
00:42:03And I'm happy for you, but I think you should go.
00:42:06I'm so sorry, Jake.
00:42:08I'm so sorry.
00:42:09You're...
00:42:09You're right.
00:42:10Again.
00:42:12You know, we're in love with other people, and...
00:42:15I need to respect that.
00:42:18I'm sorry.
00:42:25I got you, Jake.
00:42:31Let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this.
00:42:40I'm never going to find love again.
00:42:43All men are liars.
00:42:45And the worst part is, the two of you made me a liar.
00:42:48I can't even trust my own heart.
00:42:51I'm sorry, Lily.
00:42:53Screw you, Tim.
00:42:55Five minutes ago?
00:43:08That asshole!
00:43:16Okay, all right.
00:43:18Lily, it's so good to see you.
00:43:21Okay, what's going on?
00:43:22Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:24No, of course not.
00:43:25Then where is she?
00:43:26Who?
00:43:28Don't gaslight me.
00:43:29I'm not crazy.
00:43:30I know you're hiding things from me.
00:43:32Okay, I promise.
00:43:33I'm not hiding anything from you.
00:43:35Liar.
00:43:36You're lying to me.
00:43:37I saw a video of the two of you kissing.
00:43:39What video?
00:43:40No, no, no.
00:43:48This can't be happening again.
00:43:49Lily, give me your phone.
00:43:54Just what I thought.
00:43:55No traditional trace of malware.
00:43:58So it's not hacked?
00:43:59You did get an email and that the video was mysteriously deleted because I was kissing another woman in it.
00:44:11Wait, what are you saying?
00:44:16That woman was my ex-girlfriend and she is a brilliant coder and hacker, but also extremely unstable.
00:44:27But why was she here?
00:44:31Why were you kissing her?
00:44:33She came over to tell me she was in love with someone else.
00:44:38But then she kissed me just for a moment.
00:44:43But in that moment, I realized how much that I love you.
00:44:53That you're the only person I want to be with.
00:45:01Do you forgive me?
00:45:06You lied to me again.
00:45:09Take right.
00:45:10You kissed another woman and then you hid it from me.
00:45:13Lily, please stop.
00:45:16I'm sorry.
00:45:18Yeah, you are.
00:45:20Will I see you again?
00:45:21I don't know.
00:45:23All I know is that I can't stand me in the same room as you right now.
00:45:29Lily, wait.
00:45:32Lily!
00:45:37Oh my God, did you see the look on that sad bitch's face?
00:45:41Now, it's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin.
00:45:53You and Jake Wright have been unmatched.
00:45:57What?
00:46:00No.
00:46:03True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:06This can't be happening.
00:46:12Come on, Jake.
00:46:13Please pick up.
00:46:15Jake.
00:46:16Lily?
00:46:18I just got a notification we were unmatched on the app.
00:46:21See you, man?
00:46:22As tragic as it is, I think it's for the best.
00:46:26Why are you saying that?
00:46:27And clearly we have some issues and if I'm being honest, I want to assess you a woman who's super intelligent and ready for real love.
00:46:35Jake, wait!
00:46:39I can't believe him!
00:46:44True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:47All right, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:50Get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen.
00:46:52You must be Lily.
00:47:04Might I say, your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice.
00:47:09God damn!
00:47:11So, uh, Mitchell, was it?
00:47:14What do you do for a living?
00:47:16Isn't it obvious, babe?
00:47:17I get paid and I get laid.
00:47:19Come again?
00:47:20Oh, don't worry.
00:47:21You will.
00:47:21Excuse me?
00:47:23I'm a model, babe.
00:47:25Isn't it obvious?
00:47:26No, it's not.
00:47:28And you already said that.
00:47:29Sorry.
00:47:30I'm just super distracted by that tight pod you're rocking underneath that dress.
00:47:35Can't wait to get that thing off and on my floor where it belongs.
00:47:38You know what I mean?
00:47:39I think I made a mistake.
00:47:41Hey, wait!
00:47:43Tonight's the night.
00:47:45I'm going to tell Lily the truth about creating Love Swipe.
00:47:48And if she'll have me, I will treasure her for the rest of my life.
00:47:52I'm coming for you, Lily.
00:47:54Hey, wait!
00:47:56Let go of my arm.
00:47:58Hey, the app hooked us up, babe.
00:48:00We're soulmates.
00:48:01Meant to be.
00:48:02I don't love you.
00:48:03I love Jake.
00:48:05I love Jake.
00:48:06And I need to go right now.
00:48:12Hey, not so fast.
00:48:18Get off me, you creep!
00:48:20Jake.
00:48:25Jake.
00:48:27No, Jake, wait!
00:48:30Jake.
00:48:32Jake, wait!
00:48:35Please.
00:48:36It's not what it seems.
00:48:39Really?
00:48:40Really, because I just watched you kiss another man that wasn't me on our seventh day.
00:48:44Please, let me explain!
00:48:46Now there's nothing to explain.
00:48:48You got cheated on your asshole boyfriend.
00:48:50Now you're cheating on me.
00:48:53We were unmatched.
00:48:56I called you and you broke it off.
00:48:59You humiliated me.
00:49:01Stop lying to me, Lily.
00:49:03I want us to be honest with each other, but you're lying to my face.
00:49:07I'm not lying to you.
00:49:15Love's wife matched me with that stupid meathead.
00:49:18I only went out with him to get back at you.
00:49:21And when I saw him, when he kissed me,
00:49:27I realized the only person I wanted to kiss was you.
00:49:32Please, you have to believe me.
00:49:33You're saying that all that happened today,
00:49:42that I called you,
00:49:43and we unmatched, and I broke up with you.
00:49:45Why would I lie about that?
00:49:48It's not safe.
00:49:49We gotta go, Lily.
00:49:51Jake, you're scaring me.
00:49:52What do you mean it's not safe?
00:49:53Trust me.
00:49:54We need to go right now.
00:49:56Okay.
00:49:57Let's go.
00:49:58This is my parents' cabin.
00:50:04They moved overseas, so it's all mine now.
00:50:08I come here when I want to get away from everything.
00:50:11I don't understand.
00:50:12Why is it safe here?
00:50:15No cell phone service.
00:50:17No internet.
00:50:19It's just us here.
00:50:22Okay, Jake, I need you to explain.
00:50:24Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods?
00:50:26Please, please don't make me regret this.
00:50:31Do you remember my ex-girlfriend I told you about?
00:50:36Elise?
00:50:38Yeah.
00:50:39There's something I need to tell you.
00:50:44The day I broke up with her.
00:50:49Sue, I'll kill!
00:50:51I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:50:54I didn't mean to hurt her.
00:50:56What she said.
00:51:00What I'm afraid she's capable of doing.
00:51:06It's the only place I feel like we're safe.
00:51:11I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:51:15She sounds unwell.
00:51:17You look so beautiful, Lolly.
00:51:27You look very handsome.
00:51:32You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date.
00:51:37Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:38What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:39Come with me, and I'll show you.
00:51:44Come with me, and I'll show you.
00:51:49Here.
00:51:54Hey.
00:51:57Hi.
00:52:00Hi.
00:52:01It's been a crazy day, and I'm thankful you're here.
00:52:09Me too.
00:52:12Jake, I feel safe when I'm with you.
00:52:17You know, on the seventh day,
00:52:21Love Swipe gives couples the option to...
00:52:29To what?
00:52:31To be with each other.
00:52:38Well, if Love Swipe says something.
00:52:40Love Swipe, love Swipe!
00:52:45Put me on the altar cause you can't be tamed.
00:52:49Silence underneath your flame.
00:52:52Cut the cords around me as I speak your name.
00:52:57It's never gonna be the same.
00:53:00Even though I loved you, it was all in vain.
00:53:16This ends now!
00:53:19No!
00:53:21I am going to win Jake back.
00:53:24Even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock once and for all.
00:53:30Last night was...
00:53:40I know.
00:53:53We should be getting our notification for our last date.
00:53:56And if anything happens, just come to my place and we'll deal with it together.
00:54:03Don't worry about me.
00:54:06Nothing could keep me from you.
00:54:07Not even your crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:54:09Okay.
00:54:22You want him? Come and get him!
00:54:41Long guard, bitch.
00:54:44To love. And to love swipe.
00:54:49Meet Jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge of your favorite bar.
00:54:58Aw, the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge.
00:55:02That's where our first date was. It's so sweet.
00:55:05Be careful, Lily. His ex sounds crazy.
00:55:08Want me to walk you back?
00:55:10You guys need to calm down. I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams.
00:55:19Thanks for having me.
00:55:45Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:55I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:01You hurt my best friend, I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:09Have you seen Lily?
00:56:11Last night I said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:18She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:45Belize, it was you.
00:56:48It's always you.
00:56:56Where are you, Belize?
00:57:01My cabin.
00:57:04Lily.
00:57:04You made me hurt her.
00:57:15I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:17I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I couldn't have that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:28I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:38You still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, Belize.
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's why I brought backup.
00:58:00Jake, I've got this asshole.
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:17Jake, you came to me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:21You might go.
00:58:24Not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:48I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here
00:58:52how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship,
00:58:56or
00:58:56I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in
00:59:00her
00:59:01head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:09Two.
00:59:09Jake!
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:13Okay, police.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19You want to toy with me, Jake?
00:59:21Not.
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:28Police and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:30We collaborated.
00:59:31We made
00:59:32dating apps together.
00:59:34Last month,
00:59:37we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app
00:59:45that we've been using
00:59:46this entire time.
00:59:48So you...
00:59:49you lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
01:00:00Because over the last week,
01:00:01I've realized something
01:00:02even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:11I thought
01:00:11the app was gonna change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find real love.
01:00:19I trusted
01:00:20what we created, police.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match.
01:00:28I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:33for Love Swipe.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:41My lover.
01:00:43You are a
01:00:44brilliant,
01:00:45beautiful,
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:50I need to tell you something that
01:00:51I've been afraid
01:00:53to say up until now.
01:00:55Tell me.
01:00:57And I'm yours.
01:00:58I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04Here's where I can see them!
01:01:20I'll kill you, Jake Wright!
01:01:22You are a liar and a monster!
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:26How could you do this to me?
01:01:27I still love you!
01:01:30Jake can't.
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:34I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you
01:01:40in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:45I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:47making it up to you.
01:01:48I love you.
01:01:55I forgive you, Jake.
01:01:56I...
01:01:56I forgive you.
01:01:58I forgive you.
01:01:58I forgive you.
01:02:03I love you.
01:02:03I forgive you.
01:02:07Oh there he is. Cheers Jake. Thanks for coming everybody. I helped create this app because
01:02:20I believe everyone deserves to find true love. I use Love Swipe and for the first time in my life
01:02:30I found true undying love.
01:02:37So, Lillian Buck, will you do me the great honor of being my wife?
01:02:58Yes. Yes Jake, my Mr. Wright, I will marry you.
01:03:06And you make it make sense. How open it goes. You once felt like a stranger. Still I believe in your plans.
01:03:15And you make it make sense. How open it goes. You once felt like a stranger. Still I believe in your plans.
01:03:24You once felt like a stranger. Still I believe in your plans.
01:03:31You once ever find me. You once felt like a stranger. You once felt like you wanted me to fly.
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