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Canada's Drag Race S6 Episode 3
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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race you'll be writing commercials to promote your new cruise lines welcome aboard the SS
00:17Saltina Shaker good regulations the queen I've decided to save is Hazel
00:24Yeah, Sammy Laundry Chantay you say Paolo touch a away
00:47It's a new day in the workroom and wait wait wait this room is feeling a little less crowded
00:54Oh
00:56We have yet to read Paolo's message
00:59Because I she left girl. She took the energy to
01:06Now I need to read
01:08Booking for anything
01:11Clown wedding wedding. Oh, she wants her booking. She's manifesting. I love Paolo and I miss her and I hope she gets autumn damn bookings
01:20Diva when she left she brought the Paolo outage, okay?
01:24She shut this bitch down
01:29This is the first lipstick message and shit is getting so fucking real
01:37The competition here is up next level so you can yippie-ki-yay gay out the door anytime bitch
01:45This is what happened when you tell a white person to clean
01:48The winner of Canada's drag race receives one hundred thousand dollars
01:56With Tracy Melshore Carson Kressley and Brooklyn Heights with extra special guest judge Isis Couture
02:05Well, I just want to congratulate my sister for joining me in the winner's circle saltina
02:15I feel like I've left my mark on this competition being in the top two weeks and then winning one of them
02:25I feel absolutely amazing
02:27I want to say thank you to saltina for using your beaver on me. I really really appreciate that
02:34Saltina, thank you for giving me the beaver
02:37I'm just so grateful that she saw me
02:42I know that Hazel was really fighting in the bottom three last week in untucked
02:47But Sammy I really wanted some more fight from you. You were very distraught after the lip sync and you even said Paolo deserves to be here
02:54I was shocked that Paolo was in the bottom because I thought she was gonna win this week and I thought she was gonna win this competition
03:07I had trouble fighting for the beaver because I flopped in the challenge I stopped on the runway
03:11I genuinely had a moment where I was questioning everything
03:14Girl, I need to see the fire behind your eyes and I need you to prove to me
03:19but also to yourself that you need to stay in this competition right now
03:24Now I feel so even more driven because I now have something to prove
03:32Think how that's over with
03:34Canada
03:36Seen it already? The head hurts
03:39My queens
03:40Oh, y'all wanted a twist, eh?
03:43Pick your poison as they say
03:46But one wrong choice and you'll rue the day
03:51What?
03:53Pick your poison
03:54Pick your poison
03:56Good morning, good Amazon
04:00Now, come on, Trade Lynn Hyde
04:02Yes, ma'am
04:03Over the years, I've noticed that there are two challenges that every queen fears the most
04:09Design
04:11And the Snatch Game
04:12So what if I told you that today
04:17We're doing both
04:19Bitch, what is going on right now?
04:22This week is a double feature
04:25Snatch Game and Design
04:27But
04:30You only have to do one of them
04:33What?
04:35You get to choose your own adventure
04:37Oh my god, we have to choose one
04:41Okay
04:42Okay
04:44It's less complicated now in my head
04:48Will you select the sewing machine?
04:50Or will you rather try your luck at a game of Snatch?
04:54Choose carefully though
04:57We will name a winner and a bottom two from each group
05:01There is not a lot of room for failure this week
05:03Damn
05:04We got two winners and four bottoms
05:07That is so gaggy
05:09Sammy Landry
05:10Yes
05:11As the winner of last week's lip sync
05:12You get to choose first
05:14You will then decide which of your sisters goes next
05:17What will it be?
05:19What will it be?
05:21Is she funny or is she creative?
05:23She's both
05:25This choice is a big one
05:27But let's be real
05:28I'm going for Snatch Game
05:29All right
05:30Yes
05:33Okay Sammy, who will choose next?
05:35There are only so many poisons to pick from
05:37So if you get to go early you get the pick of the litter
05:40But if you go a little later
05:42You might get stuck with a challenge you don't want to do
05:44I feel like my bottom sister deserves a chance to shine
05:50So go ahead Hazel
05:52What is the universe telling me in this moment?
05:54Am I going to go acting round two?
05:57Or am I going to try and sew and design?
05:59This would be the easiest decision for me personally
06:03I'm taking a risk
06:05Ooh, she's a design girl
06:08Hazel, who will choose next?
06:10I am excited
06:12Because Hazel and I are besties outside of this
06:14And Hazel's going to pick me
06:16I'm going to have to go with
06:19Miss Vanessa Goth
06:20I can feel P.M. beside me
06:23You know a little pissed but I'll take it
06:27I have to stick true to my roots
06:30She's a desire
06:32Who's up next, Van?
06:34My sister Ebony
06:36I know what you think I'm going to do
06:39And I'm going to do just that
06:41So I'm going to take the Snatch Game
06:42Okay Ebony, who's it going to be?
06:45I'll give it to Sar
06:47I'm looking at both of the groups
06:49And bitch, Ebony and Sammy are in the Snatch Game
06:52Those are two funny bitches, so I don't know if I want to go up against that
06:55Who is it going to be next?
06:57Dulce!
06:59Why? Okay!
07:02Dulce, you know I don't sew
07:03So please, save your sister
07:05I think I'm going to choose my sister Caramel
07:08Thank God
07:10Thank Jesus, thank Jesus
07:11He is on my side
07:13Well, no
07:17I can already tell who's already buddied up
07:19And that's sort of how these choices are happening
07:21People are picking their friends
07:23And I'm looking at my group from last week like
07:25Somebody pick me, please
07:26I'm going to go with my sister Saltina
07:30Saltina, shake her
07:32Snatch Game it is
07:34Snatch Game it is
07:36I do not want to get stuck with the design challenge
07:39I am going to choose Belma
07:42I can do both, but which one will make me safe or on the top?
07:48Yes
07:50I choose Snatch Game
07:51The girls are brave this season
07:53There is only one bottle
07:54It is for design challenge
07:57Okay, Belma, who are you picking next?
07:59I'm picking P.M.
08:01Oh, P.M.
08:03I'm choosing P.M.
08:04Because I think they might be good at sewing
08:07Yeah
08:11Maybe I choose wrong
08:13Fuck my sister
08:15Did you want to be a Snatch Girl?
08:16I wanted to do Snatch Game, yes
08:17Damn
08:19Maya, since you were last to be selected
08:21You can choose to join either
08:23Joke's on you bitches
08:25I get to choose
08:26What's it going to be?
08:28Well, I am known for my design skills on the East Coast
08:31That's a total lie
08:33Anyway, we're doing Snatch Game
08:34All right
08:35Yes
08:36Yes
08:37Yes
08:38The queens playing Snatch Game are
08:39Saltina, Maya, Ebony, Sammy, Caramelk, and Velma
08:45And our designing women are P.M., Dulce, Star, Van Gogh, and Hazel
08:51For your designs, you'll be creating a look for the fabulous Snatch Game After Party
08:56Okay
08:58Category is Scene Stealer
09:00Feel free to help yourself to everything provided by Hamilton's own Ann's Fabric Shop
09:06We'll soon find out who made the right choice
09:10Racers, start your sewing machines
09:12And may the best drag queen blank
09:15Now bottoms up
09:20Oh my god
09:21This is such a gag
09:22This is a gag
09:23This is a huge gag
09:24This week's master challenge is a drag race double header
09:28Baby, they said, I know what you're scared of
09:31You don't want to do Snatch Game or Design Challenge
09:33So what about you pick?
09:35Did any of you like him and Ha about your choice?
09:37Or did you know for sure you wanted to do Snatch Game?
09:39I knew
09:40Yeah, I knew I wanted to do Snatch Game
09:41Everybody went with their strengths, I think
09:45How nice it would be to have a choice
09:47I really wanted to do Snatch Game, obviously
09:51I am a little shocked that my sister didn't choose me
09:53Was waiting for this
09:54But this is a game and I understand how you're playing now
09:56And I will play the same way
09:59Hazel made a stupid fucking decision here
10:01You should have picked me
10:02Because then that puts us both on opposite ends
10:05Which ensures that we both might be able to be here next week
10:09Can I give you a hug? Because I feel fucking bad as fuck
10:12No, it's okay, you can feel bad
10:13Ow
10:15All right, Saltina, who are you doing?
10:17Your favorite kooky scientist
10:19Oh!
10:20Well, hello, I'm Einstein
10:22Oh!
10:24So I am a scientist outside of being a drag queen
10:28Wait, excuse me?
10:30I have my undergrad in environmental ecotoxicology and geochemistry
10:33Oh, she's a geek
10:34So I know all the physics jokes, I know the math jokes
10:37Albert Einstein equals the perfect choice
10:39So my first character here, I have Abby Lee Miller
10:44Oh, you better work
10:46My other character is Miss Kiki Palmer
10:49I love Kiki Palmer
10:51Yes!
10:52Snatch Game is all about improv, okay?
10:54You need to know who that character is
10:56And I know Kiki like the black of my hand
10:59So I feel like I could do her really well
11:00I have two choices as well
11:02So one option is the Nova Scotia legend, Sid the Kid, Sidney Crosby
11:09Ooh!
11:11Who is that?
11:13And my other option is the Long Island medium, Theresa Caputo
11:16Oh!
11:17How are you?
11:18I think both are really strong
11:19I just don't know which way I want to go yet
11:20So we're gonna see
11:22Well, Johnny's coming back
11:23Nice
11:24But as Justin Trudeau
11:26Oh!
11:27Shut up!
11:29I had also another choice
11:30But it was King Charles
11:33Okay
11:34Oh, okay
11:35Like King Charles
11:36Yes, that's me
11:40So Justin Trudeau
11:42So my first choice is Marjorie Taylor Greene
11:47Stop
11:49She is like the ultimate conspiracy theorist, Republican lady
11:55Okay, now I know who you're talking about
11:56She has fucked up hair
11:58Bitch, why are y'all doing politicians?
12:01If you know you're funny, why not go for someone that is over the top?
12:05So I have a few options, but my main option is Flava Flay
12:09Do you think, like, there's pressure to, like, Shea Coulee won as Flava Flav?
12:15There's definitely a lot of high expectation there
12:17What they normally notice is my big, fat, 14-inch clock
12:24You know what time it is?
12:26Shea Coulee is, like, the god of all drag queens
12:29So, no matter what, like, nobody's going to match her level
12:31That would be, like, insane
12:33But I'll try
12:34The design challenge is creating a scene-stealer look for the after-party after the Snatch Game
12:43And I need to steal the scene and show these bitches up
12:47Low-key, though, sewing is so much work
12:49It is so much work
12:51You went to fashion school, right, Vamp?
12:52I did go to fashion school
12:54Now it makes sense
12:55I've also made garments for dragers before
12:58I made Aurora's Showgirls look
13:01And part of her Me, Myself, and I Best Drag look
13:04And I made part of Terra Nova's Alien Superstar look
13:07It wasn't on TV, that one
13:09Oh!
13:11How's your design going, sister?
13:13What I'm making is a cutesy little dress that comes down just above the panty line
13:18And I'm going to attempt to make, like, a little...
13:21Train
13:23I love the word attempt
13:25There are three designers in this little five-some over here
13:29And two not designers
13:31I'm feeling a little nervous
13:33I don't want to go out there looking simple
13:35Yeah
13:36I really want to make sure I stay true to the PM fantasy
13:39So I think I'm just going to go really, really alternative club kid with it
13:44I want this to be fantastical
13:45I want this to be PM
13:47But I'm not sure if my level of execution is going to be enough against these queens
13:52What about you, Star?
13:54I'm doing, like, a full mermaid moment
13:56I definitely think I'm going to add more, more, more
13:58To get a lot of drama at the bottom
14:00And then I have to make the big stars that are going on my knockers
14:04I think Star's style is a little, how you say, tacky
14:09And then I'm going to have lots of gold appliques and gold trim everywhere
14:12And I want to be sparkling, for sure
14:16I know she can work a sewing machine
14:18But I've never tagged with something Star has worn
14:20So, am I going to start here?
14:23I don't think so
14:29I don't know, girl
14:31Snatch game is one of those curveballs
14:32So, if I'm in the bottom, I'm doing everything and everything possible
14:37That beaver will be used on me
14:39Okay, Velma, how about for this challenge?
14:42For this challenge, we look out for each other, the girls need it
14:45Of course
14:46The girls will want you
14:47Oh, yes, of course
14:48So, a bunny came to me and she asked me if we want to do a girl alliance
14:54And I'm like, really touched about it, it's so cute
14:57If I'm in the top, I'll say again, if you're in the bottom and vice versa
15:01If it has to happen, I will for sure help her
15:05Of course, my girl
15:07Yeah, I'm making an alliance with her
15:10A fake alliance with her
15:11But she don't know that
15:14But sister, we gotta look for each other this challenge
15:16Yeah, no black girls in the bottom for Snatch game
15:20Girl
15:21No black and black kind
15:23Bitch, at this point, I should've been Oprah
15:25You get an alliance, you get an alliance, you get an alliance
15:29Girls, all fun and games is over because we have a snatch to eat up
15:34Woo!
15:36There is so much pressure off of my shoulders right now that I am not doing the Snatch game
15:40Bitch, I get to sit back and relax and watch live
15:46Welcome to the gayest show north of the border
15:52It's the Snatch game
15:55I'm your host, Brooklyn Heights, let's meet our players
15:59She's your favorite designer's favorite designer, Donatella Versace
16:06Is it the real Donatella? I don't know
16:08It's Isis Couture and she's equally as fabulous
16:12Now, Donatella, what's a fashion rule I should always follow?
16:15If you're not wearing Donatella, Donatella me about it
16:20Ahhhh, you see what I did there?
16:23And he's feeling his mount a limp pussy
16:26Woppa!
16:28It's Greek god Zeus
16:29Hey, Opa!
16:30My god Pithea is Zeus, I need to be crushed between those hairy thighs
16:41Now Zeus, is it true that like being never strikes twice?
16:44Baby, I'll strike you however many times you want
16:46All right, now it's time to meet our panel of stars
16:53What time is it?
16:57Yeah boy, it's Flava Flav!
17:00Yo, yo, yo, it's Flava Flav!
17:03What's tickin' glickin'?
17:05Now what time is it actually?
17:09I don't know, my clock's not tickin', boy
17:12And bonjour, hi, it's former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau
17:18Bonjour, Brooklyn
17:20Since we saw each other at Canada vs. the World
17:22I'm separated from my wife, from my country
17:27And I'm single and ready to mingle
17:31And he equals MC squared, it's Albert Einstein
17:37Huh, who says that?
17:39Mrs. Brooklyn Heights
17:41It's just Miss, but yes
17:43Fell after this, I don't know, but see
17:46Is this like Brooklyn Heights dating show?
17:48Oh, no
17:49Hopefully she's here to make Snatch Game great again
17:54It's Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene
17:57I'm so happy to be here
18:00Are you?
18:02In the 51st States
18:04This is my happy face
18:07Well, we are so happy that the barn could spare you for a day
18:11Moving on
18:13I bet she saw this coming
18:15It's Long Island medium Theresa Caputo
18:17Thank you so much for the book
18:18And you know the economy, it's affecting the spirit world as well
18:21Is it?
18:22Yes, oh my god
18:23I just want to let everybody know
18:24I can only do readings on Canadian spirits
18:26Because the Americans are charging tariffs
18:30Is there any spirits here with us right now?
18:32Do you know what?
18:33There's somebody coming through
18:34That's saying that they were somebody's stylist for today
18:37I think it was Marjorie's stylist
18:38It's a Melinda Verga
18:41Did she help you out today?
18:43Melinda Verga
18:45Helped me throughout this competition
18:47I can tell she did the makeup
18:49Yes, yes, yes, beautiful
18:51Yes
18:53And let's have a Kiki
18:56It's Kiki Farmer
18:58I know it ain't, I know it ain't the Brooklyn
19:01You know it's your girl
19:03Now have you seen any of these celebs before?
19:04Well, I have seen Flava Flav
19:06You know I was almost on the shelf
19:07Really?
19:08Yeah, but I canceled
19:09There was too many messes and pumpkins on there, you know
19:12What's a pumpkin?
19:13Girl, a big, blonde, white
19:16Oh, a pumpkin
19:19Our first question is for Donatella
19:23These Drag Race lip sync songs are getting kind of wild lately
19:27Next week, they're lip syncing to the sound of blank
19:31Our stars are writing
19:34Markers down
19:35Okay, what do you think, Donatella?
19:37What are they lip syncing to the sound of?
19:39They're going to lip sync to the sounds of your ass
19:43Of my ass?
19:44Of your ass
19:45What ass?
19:47Let's see if we can find a match
19:49Let's see if we can find your ass
19:52Let's check it with Flava Flav
19:55I put the tick of my clock
19:58The tick of your clock
19:59But your clock isn't ticking right now
20:01But my other clock we going tick
20:03Tocks
20:06Not a match, unfortunately
20:08Let's check in with Albert Einstein
20:10I think I got a match
20:11Oh, yeah?
20:12It is Bunsen burners
20:15Emphasis on the buns
20:17That's almost a match
20:20Put that in your pipe and smoke it Oppenheimer
20:23Justin Trudeau, what did you put down?
20:26I write
20:28Christina
20:30Because I'm a fighter
20:32And you know, I'm gonna fight for my country
20:35But you're not Prime Minister anymore
20:37I know
20:39But I'm gonna fight for it
20:41Because it's important
20:42Even the spirits are confused with that one
20:45Let's go back to Zeus though
20:48Did you hear I'm writing a spicy romance novel
20:51Targeted to drag queens?
20:53I'm thinking of calling it blank
20:57I'm thinking of calling it
20:59One night in Brooklyn
21:01Get it?
21:03One night in Brooklyn
21:04I bet we could all fit in there
21:06Kiki, what's your answer?
21:08So listen, I got a few drag queen friends
21:09So I wrote all tuck all play
21:12Now listen, Brooklyn
21:13I don't really know what a tuck is
21:14But as long as you tucking it into the right place
21:16And that's in the novel
21:18I'll be reading
21:20Okay, not a match, but a good title
21:22Mm-mm
21:24Let's check in with Theresa Caputo
21:26So I also consulted my drag queens
21:27Who have passed on
21:29And they said two titties and a tuck
21:31Two titties and a tuck
21:33Not a match, unfortunately
21:34Are you a fan of drag queens?
21:36I love drag queens
21:37I basically am a drag queen
21:39Yeah, I mean your wig is bigger than most of the drag queens here
21:41It's bigger than Talo's wig for sure
21:48Let's move on to our next question
21:50This one is for Donatella
21:52I'm starting a foreign exchange program for drag queens
21:55I've offered to send Jimbo overseas
21:57But all we could get in return was blank
22:01Okay, markers out everyone
22:04Donatella, what do you think?
22:05Silicone
22:07Silicone
22:08Silicone
22:09Silicone is my answer
22:10Let's see if we can get a match
22:12Marjorie Taylor Greene
22:14I'm not a fan of illegal immigrants
22:18I could tell
22:20But the only one I will accept in return
22:24Jesus
22:25When Jesus came down upon us
22:31He gave us
22:33Trump
22:35And the McRib
22:37What would Jesus think of this snatch game?
22:39He's telling me right now he doesn't want to go with the
22:41That's it
22:43He doesn't want to go
22:45He doesn't want to go
22:47Jesus don't like you
22:48I have a personal relationship with Jesus
22:53He says it's over
22:55Maya is taking me out
22:58Pretty much roasting Marjorie Taylor Greene at the same time
23:02So fucking funny
23:04Let's check in with Flava Flav
23:06Yo, if there's one thing my agent told me before coming on the show
23:09Is that drag queens are always late
23:11Time is never on your side
23:13So I put
23:15Clocks!
23:17Yeah, boy!
23:18That's all we could get, we could just get clocks
23:20Clocks
23:22Caramel ticket
23:24Bold swing
23:25For Chez Coulee
23:26I don't think it's doing as well for Caramel here
23:28Yeah, boy!
23:31Justin Trudeau
23:33I'm starting a foreign exchange program for drag queens
23:35I've offered to send Jimbo overseas
23:37But all we could get in return was what?
23:40Uh, just before I answer Brooklyn, I have a little something for you
23:44Yeah, I brought you chocolate from Canada
23:48Yo, are we in Canada?
23:51It looks like my makeup palette
23:53To drag dark blo-
23:55To white chocolate
23:57She's a chocolate sister now
23:59Thank you so much
24:00My answer is 25% of her
24:0425% of her?
24:05Of Jimbo
24:07I don't understand
24:09I am so uncomfortable watching Velma
24:13I know I may not be doing the best
24:15But I know I'm not doing the worst
24:17And that's because I'm sitting right next to Mr. Justin Trudeau
24:20Alright, our next question is for Donatella
24:22Pithia is one spooky queen
24:26When someone says boo, she says
24:31Alright, markers down
24:33When someone says boo, she says
24:35O-OPA
24:39She says O-OPA O-OPA
24:41O-OPA O-OPA O-OPA O-OPA
24:43Let's check in with O-O Einstein
24:45You're getting so disrobed
24:47It got a little hot in here
24:48But Brooke do you have tickets?
24:50Do I have tickets to what?
24:51to the gun show I have my tickets for the gun show I have my tickets for that
24:59I know you have your guns I know so what does Pathea say
25:03then Pathea says very close but no cigar let's check in with Marjorie Taylor
25:19green she says Obamala what's Obamala Obamala is the devil okay I told you she
25:34did not like black people let's check it with Teresa Caputo now I know all about
25:40being scared yeah at any point in time I'm like a single mother to 75 dead women
25:44so I get where Pathea is coming from I know that she was terrified of Isis
25:49couture so she said not another design challenge here it is you better read
25:57this man sorry where did your accent go oh it's back it's back not another design
26:05challenge not a match but an excellent answer well thank you all for playing
26:11that is our snatch game and the winner of snatch game is Santa
26:19coming into the work room after snatch game I'm feeling over the moon honestly I don't think it
26:39could have gone any better I really really think I have a shot this week I don't know like this
26:44snatch game is so intimidating because it's like you we've seen like heavy hitters in the competition
26:48do snatching before and get like taking the fuck out fire do you know what I mean you don't know what
26:52way that's gonna go I don't think anybody like completely bombed I know I did so
26:58bad I'm like happy with the results of everybody like we did a good job yeah
27:04yeah yeah maybe if we were like more Queens I would like just be in the middle and it
27:12wouldn't show that bad I just want to say for anyone if you are unsure and you think you're gonna be in the bottom make sure you put away some drag for me I would love a wig
27:21I would love a wig the other Queens are heading home done for the day and we're like not even halfway
27:29through Graham's trying to think like maybe should I pick stance game called it up night we're out of here
27:36bye
27:38fuck it up rest up see you bitches later
27:45ladies the workroom is a mess we got to have those clean silhouettes and a clean workroom to work so I'm gonna get cleaning girls
27:52Oh girl girl this thing is so good no shade
27:59no shade
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28:43oh
28:44and here so it will tie in with these ones down here as well my advice would be tack the middles
28:49of the laces meeting you know what i mean okay um so they don't shift while you walk yes okay
28:54got it roger that so i am making this gorgeous and opulent mermaid gown like this oh wow the
29:03whole outfit is very inspired by like the night sky because your name is star well yeah oh my god
29:08a concept what do you think is the best way to get the structure with like the fabric on top i would
29:14make like an open channel like this way and then feed it and then feed it through and it'll help
29:20hold the fabric up and also do it in the back too so it doesn't flop backwards okay
29:27how you doing gorgeous you want to share your design with us no just kidding i totally do
29:34i'm joking careful i'm here tomorrow i'm making an outfit that's going to really show off my body
29:40growing up as like a bigger person like whole life i've always wanted to like cover up but this time
29:44i'm like doing the complete opposite of that girl my body's my home i live in it every day so like i
29:49want to show love to it and respect to it i like the direction you're going it's gorgeous great but i
29:55think you should add more to make it a little bit more drag you should do like a gradient of stones
30:00sort of like going outwards you know what i mean just kind of give some sparkle onto the applique
30:05oh oh we've got a designer in our midst well you know i do so you know here or there okay this is
30:11gonna be a full catsuit moment this is stunning and then i'm gonna have this dress on top and this
30:16applique are you gonna repeat it anywhere yeah yeah a bunch more maybe like there's no reason for this
30:21gray okay and then i was gonna make a hat and a hat and a hat you just confident huh i have a lot of
30:27pieces going on but if i can do it all it's gonna be sickening oh oh hi it's on the floor come on
30:33into my kitchen it's everywhere you want to show us your sketch um so yeah i i didn't have a sketch
30:42how come i've just gone with my gut so um so far i'm doing a frontless dress i'm gonna be doing some
30:50frontless frontless stress i am so in need of their advice right now whatever they say is gonna
30:58go here the hem is really tight have you tried walking in it uh no you're not gonna be able to
31:04walk at all this has no stretch look yep obviously i am not a seamstress i seem stressed right now i
31:13have so much work to do well thank you guys for sharing your designs with us we wish you the best
31:19of luck and make sure you just sell it no matter what happens make sure you just sell the out of
31:23it on the runway thank you guys good luck have so much fun wow that was wild that was wild that was
31:30so cool you need to be able to move in this stuff if not then you have to like hope for the best
31:38yep hope for the best i'm stuck do you need help i am so frustrated it feels like every single thing
31:49i touch is turning into a pile of steaming shit oh my god what the fuck i am feeling myself start to
32:00shake oh my god i just can't get it i am seeing the clock ticking and i am getting nervous that i'm not
32:11going to finish you got it you can do it thank you all of these things that i've practiced just
32:20suddenly evaporate and i am left with the worst stage fright of my life here give me a hug
32:30so at this point i am worried
32:40it's elimination day and looking around the room i'm seeing a lot of stretch velvet with
32:46shit glued to it and i'm not gagging i'm excited to walk down that runway and stomp do i feel safe
32:56we're good enough no i probably should have gone with snatch but you know this is all about trying
33:01something new and uncomfortable is this the right time to take that risk absolutely not
33:06how are you feeling about you know when we all walked in the work room at the start sisters should
33:14we maybe have a little bit of an alliance off the bat well yes top three alec are we gonna stick with it
33:21or what's the take i mean i'm down i'm a loyal bitch i am too honestly i know these two are my girls
33:29if any of us are ever in the bottom we can have each other's backs and save each other baby first
33:34three and last three oh i feel like the game is a fun this week i kind of know keep um accident
33:45in alliance with like everybody unless you play it i have a couple alliances but you're definitely my main
33:52like girl i want to be top two with you ebony and i have a similar mindset i know that she'll cut a
34:01bitch i know i'll cut a bitch i know that we'll both use our power strategically so she's kind of the
34:06perfect person to align with oh my god we need like a little paper i love you too who's your sisters
34:13we are the scissors sisters we stay true north strong and fierce to each other and to none of
34:23these other bitches scissors how do you feel i feel good i feel good about my look it's a different side
34:35of me i can't wait to see it i was nervous to do snatch games because there's so many like loud
34:40personalities every time i took a decision i just go for it like it's done it's done maybe it was not
34:47a good choice but we work with it but um i don't think i was really good ebby and i definitely want
34:56to knock out some of these top competitors oh ciao baby we're about to come in we're about to clean house
35:05velma's been in the top this entire competition and everybody always talking about wanting to be
35:10the best honey this is your opportunity to beat the best you see them in the bottom you see them
35:16close over there i'm gonna come up to that cliff and just kick you right down there okay i don't
35:20want to play no dirty game i want to i'm just going around it and planting this seed with everyone
35:31so i really i want to get a strong competition that's part of the game so i really do want to get
35:36valma out like i want her to go home honestly it's like i've had the same thought because
35:41valma's been killing it and it's like is this the opportunity to get her out but she's also been
35:46really good to me so i sort of have that personal connection that i'm struggling with but it's not
35:49personal it's not personal it's right ebony's talking about making a power move and honestly
35:54bitch i think i might be into that everybody knows that the east coasters are nice but this salty cod
35:59fight switch it up oh girl valma honey you a danger girl
36:13yeah come on mother let your whole body talk
36:36look at those dainty shoulders welcome to the main stage of canada's drag race
36:43she's worked more red carpets than a vacuum cleaner it's tracy melchor hey brookie hey tracy
36:50who would you have done in the snatch game you know brooklyn i'm drawing a blade and if laughter is
36:56the best medicine then he's got the prescription it's style superstar carson kressley yes and i've got
37:02all the side effects as well now carson i'm assuming you would have chosen the design challenge you know
37:08actually i would do the snatch game i'd do an amazing anne murray you know what i can see that
37:14you needed me and it's our season two winner isis couture is here you know brooke i could get really
37:23comfortable on this side of the judging panel not too comfortable this is my house
37:29this week we challenged our queens to choose their own adventure in dueling maxis racers
37:35start your engines and may the best drag queen win
37:42category is scene sealer first up dulce i'm stepping on onto this runway in this amazing blue gown and
37:54like jewels and pearls serving like after party realness i've heard of a pearl necklace but i've
37:59never seen a pearl shawl lucky her i want to show the judges that like i can sew and like anyone that
38:06looks at this outfit and says i can't girl you're done because it looks amazing there's a lot of blue in
38:11the room next star doll i am wearing my very first mermaid gown that i designed and created all by myself
38:22the higher the shoulder pads the closer to god i am covered in all these beautiful gold stones with
38:28all of this beautiful purple velvet that is hugging every inch of my body oh she gave herself a gold star
38:34for this look van goth okay i am in head to toe custom van goth on this runway i'm giving you
38:47hat and crocodile fitted dress with boning non-stretch a fully footed cat suit and a gorgeous hat with an
38:55ostrich trim that outfit's gorgeous but i'm also known for having bad tastes so maybe i'm wrong
39:04look at that brim job
39:05and now pm the fantasy i am serving is confused beauty realness i really wanted this to be vampy
39:19a little bit nymph-like i wanted to look like a creature in a weird length dress pm didn't get to
39:28pick their poison and just looking at the look i can see why they didn't want to pick this one
39:36and finally hazel ah you know what maybe a bitch can so she really tied one on i'm walking into the
39:45after hours club stealing the spotlight you can catch me on the dance floor shaking ass having too much
39:52fun and listen i ain't just gonna steal the scene hazel is a naughty ass girl and she's gonna steal your
39:59man tube she loves a strap on welcome queens the judges have made some decisions
40:11when i call your name please step forward ebony labelle
40:18hazel
40:19saltina shaker
40:25sammy landry
40:26dulce
40:29you are all safe you may leave the stage thank you
40:44queens you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week
40:48now it's time for the judges critiques first up maya fox now that is how you do snatch games
40:56the wig the nails the accent thank you you were teresa caputo i actually i met teresa caputo
41:05okay she read me okay i think i was wearing white after labor day i can't remember what it was
41:10um but i actually do know her it's about capturing their essence and you really did that
41:15honestly i was so blown away by your performance you were so present the way that you volleyed
41:21between me and pithia between the other contestants was the perfect way to play snatch game
41:28one of my favorite parts was that you called out pithia for losing multiple design challenges
41:36that was just for you girl thank you i appreciate it so much it's also the truth
41:42next up my future ex-husband velva jones the look as usual is impeccable but to quote trinity
41:50the tuck where were the jokes there were none it felt like you came in with certain bits and you
41:57did them even if they did not fit the moment the chocolate moment didn't really land those
42:04pre-planned bits you're too busy thinking about them so then you're not able to really be in the
42:09moment and listen to the conversation that's happening in the room i was like trying and trying
42:14and trying things and i know it wasn't working but i never give up and i hope that showed yeah it
42:21did show you did you made it awkward right to the end next up caramel the look perfection love the
42:30rhinestone clock but it became only about the clock you have to mind that character for richness and
42:37really know them flavorflav oftentimes speaks about himself in the third person those are all little
42:42things that can help you it felt like you kind of did your little yeah boy and then you'd go back to bed
42:48and i would have loved to have seen you interact with your other players more moving forward i would
42:53like you to just be that big amazing personality that i know the snatch game just did not work for
42:59me next up star doll hey you have such a million dollar smile and you do always light up the runway
43:08but with the appliques and the stars and the beating i would have liked to have seen some editing done
43:14i feel like things were just thrown on top of things and it started to look a little bit messy
43:18and a little bit sloppy my biggest problem is the folding of when you were walking in the walkthrough
43:25yesterday you asked me how to fix that top part now what i told you to do you chose not to do and i
43:31really wish you would have done it because it really would have helped fashion is a language
43:36everybody is sending us a message here what is the concept um i really wanted to give like a star in the night sky
43:43and a little bit of like crazy rich gaysian that's very much my vibe i would pick one of those
43:53up next van goth this is the girl that i want to hang out with at the after part hey it's giving me
44:01gothic may west fabulous this looks like a completely conceptualized and well executed look from head to
44:09toe and that's very hard to do in a design challenge it's just perfect the hat is so beautifully done i
44:16love the hair poking through i love the dress on top of it i really really appreciate the way that you
44:22carry the tights down over the shoes did you paint the shoe just to match oh i made a shoe cover those
44:28details are things that especially in a design challenge put you over the top and we notice let me
44:35start off by saying and i don't give this compliment very much or to anyone i would wear this outfit
44:42and i could see me or brooke wearing i would totally wear this it's very i would wear it too me too
44:48who would wear it best though whoever's going to give me the win great job great thank you
44:55last but certainly not least pm you always put on a show no matter what you're wearing so you always
45:01come out and give us a performance and give us a presentation and i really appreciate that
45:05this look however doesn't know what it wants to be when it grows up it was giving circ just so gay
45:11you know fun energy and kind of very kooky but you're just like not sure what's going on the look
45:17itself missed the mark for me the portions the fit the black band did you take classes before this oh yeah
45:29oh you did okay it's all right based on the judges critiques we have made some decisions
45:35uh
45:37maya fox congratulations you are the winner of the snatch game
45:43stop it stop it good it hit i just won the freaking snatch game what is life this is wild
45:53this is like a dream come true van gogh congratulations you are the top designer
45:58i won my second challenge here oh my god and i won a design challenge baby cluck it you have each
46:08won twenty five hundred dollars cash courtesy of evolution wonder lounge yes velma jones
46:16caramel star doll and pm you are the bottom queens this week
46:21maya fox van gogh as this week's winners you have each earned the power of a golden beaver
46:31girl gag it granting you the ability to save one of your challenges bottom queens from lip-syncing for
46:37their life you know what they say two beavers are better than one period you hold the fate of your
46:47sisters in your hands you may leave the stage
47:03after hearing the judges critiques i'm going into untucked right now feeling a little bit defeated
47:08but i still think i did better than the other girls in the design challenge
47:12so what happened i won the design side
47:20and i won the snatch game
47:24you did it thank you baby thank you girl i'm the first person from the east coast to ever win a
47:30challenge on canada's stride race let alone the snatch game we do have a very big decision there are
47:37two beavers at play here oh yes and we only get to pick between our groups so basically maya and i are
47:44deciding the bottom two oh miss beaver came to play this season she has a twin and they're gonna save
47:54two queens can i just say like this is so hard right now the fact that it's my sister van that you
48:04have to pick is so hard but i am here for a reason and i am a shooting star i just am having a hard
48:12day i'm having a bad day i don't even actually think it's that bad because you know like i'm feeling
48:19good in the back of my mind because i know that van is a loyal ass yeah you're good don't worry van and
48:25i have that top three alliance with hazel going based off of like the challenge which is design
48:31i do believe that like star you constructed better i thought my sister might have my back
48:38but now i am on the bottom and nobody's supporting me so i know i really have to fight my case
48:46they didn't love my outfit obviously i don't love it either but i am extremely proud of myself
48:54i didn't get to choose where i went this week yeah i have two options and i feel like i'm weighing
49:02apples and oranges i know i should save star because she didn't do as bad as pm did the challenge but
49:08i'm like this is what you wanted to do and you didn't do well at it whereas pm was the only person
49:14who didn't get to pick their poison this is a really hard choice and i haven't made my mind up like
49:20on the personal side it's like we've been performing together for years and i know how bad you want
49:24this and how much you've you know how much work you've put into this i want to be here so bad and
49:32i don't want you to choose me because we're friends but like you know i have not shut up about wanting
49:37to be on this show like like i need to be here i cannot go home right now i cannot
49:44for me stage was always my safe space i didn't have anybody in my life that could help me i think
49:52my representation matters so much here velma is you know representing a community
50:00at times we need to take that into account velma you are my drag family
50:05i would choose caramel what caramel you did better in the challenge i'm surprised that saltina
50:18don't don't want to save me now i know that maybe i shouldn't trust her i would probably base it based
50:26off of this challenge for this week uh snatch game is notoriously difficult caramel i did not think you did
50:34the worst this week so i'd probably save you at this point i am feeling alone i think everybody
50:40should be a little bit worried about people having their back because i think it can change every week
50:48velma can i just say being here with you has been very important to me as a non-binary artist here
50:57and to see you walk in this room and just like be so confident with your choices
51:02has been so inspiring to me and i am so proud because i thought i was gonna be the all
51:11queer representation and it's been so nice looking into the room and just never knowing what you're
51:17gonna pull out and i love you everyone is just crying i'm so over the tears i'm so over it
51:25unfortunately there's no challenge win for the person who has the most tears girl we're a season of
51:32fucking criers
51:38mya fox heavy is the hand that holds the beaver who do you want to save from the chomping block
51:54i just want to say the both of you are fabulous but i can only save one person
51:58and the person i'm choosing to save
52:04is velma
52:08well i'll be damned
52:09so much oh she's heavy
52:15van gogh who have you decided to save
52:21everything she said for sure um and i want to save the person who didn't have a choice
52:26i'm gonna say pm
52:34we'll all be damned again
52:36i am gagged
52:38holy shit
52:40pan broke the alliance
52:42velma jones
52:43pm
52:44you are both out of the woods this week
52:48you may join your sisters at the back
52:49good luck
52:51good luck both of you
52:57cara milk
52:58star doll
53:00i'm so sorry but this means you are both up for elimination
53:03this is so unbelievable right now that i'm in the bottom two van knows that i am fierce competition
53:11and this girl really played the game this is a competition but i see that we are playing more
53:18with her mind opposed to her heart and my heart's gone it's been broken so i have to fight i cannot
53:25go home right now two queens stand before us
53:30prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance
53:35of tonight i'm getting over you by carly ray jepson this is your last chance to impress us
53:42and save yourself from elimination
53:45the time has come
53:50for you to lip-sync
53:52for
53:53your
53:54life
53:59good luck
54:01and don't fuck it up
54:04i wanna smash your fears
54:06and get drunken off your tears
54:11don't you share your smile with anyone else but me
54:19i wanna touch your heart
54:23i wanna crush it in my hands
54:25make you
54:26make you play and cry as you give up all the lies
54:34we're not lovers
54:37my morning friends
54:41put a fame to every single word you ever said
54:47bye bye
55:00with somebody new tonight i'm getting over you
55:04Over you.
55:34We're not covered.
55:37My foolish friends.
55:42Put a flame to every single word you ever said.
55:49No more crying.
55:52To get me through.
55:57I'll keep dancing till the morning with somebody new.
56:03Tonight I'm getting over you.
56:17Queens, we have made our decision.
56:21And it was close.
56:27Caramelk.
56:29Shantae, you say.
56:33Thank you so much.
56:43You may join the others.
56:47Please.
56:51Please.
56:53Please.
56:57There's a...
56:59There's a...
57:01There's a...
57:03Oh my god...
57:04Oh, my God.
57:08Hey.
57:09Come here.
57:11What the fuck, Brooke?
57:12Why me?
57:15Look at me.
57:15It does not mean you're a bad queen.
57:17You're amazing.
57:19It sucks right now.
57:20I get it.
57:21But you will get through this.
57:23I love you, Brooke.
57:24I love you, too.
57:25Thank you so much.
57:26Star doll.
57:34In a room full of stars, you always shine bright.
57:38Now sashay away.
57:42Yes, star!
57:45Please, I'm a star!
57:52We love you, star!
57:53We love you, star!
57:54I'm filled with so much sadness right now that Van didn't pick me.
58:02But you know what?
58:03It is a competition, and I would have ate her the fuck up in a lip sync, so let's be real.
58:08I might have fallen, but, bitch, I will always and forever be a star!
58:18Condragulations, queens.
58:20You live to slay another day.
58:23The world has never needed the magic of drag more, so remember, stay true, north, strong, and what?
58:31Fear!
58:33Yes!
58:33Now let the music play!
58:35You wear it, you wear it, you wear it, you wear it, you wear it, you wear it well.
58:52Next time on Canada's Drag Race, it's the return of the reading battle.
58:57She's back, back, back, back, back, back, back again!
59:02I feel like it is hard because it's like you don't want to offend the person.
59:05Why don't you want to offend them in a reading battle?
59:08Let the reading begin!
59:10Your makeup is a little dry, kind of like your punchline.
59:17Those girls are reading.
59:18You're looking?
59:19Oh my god.
59:20That's a good idea.
59:24You'll be.
59:27You'll be.
59:36You're looking.
59:37You're looking.
59:38I'm going to have to hang your place now.
59:39It's a good idea.
59:40I love to hang your brain.
59:40You're looking.
59:41You're looking.
59:43You're looking.
59:45I'm looking.
59:46You're looking.
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