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Canada's Drag Race S6 Episode 2
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00:01Previously on Canada's Drag Race.
00:03No one will be going home this week.
00:12That's what it's all about.
00:14I am obsessed with your outfit.
00:16We're never going to get along. We're not going to be best friends.
00:19Well, I think you also talk a lot of shit behind my fucking back.
00:21You don't talk shit behind my back?
00:22Girl, I don't talk about you. I don't think about you.
00:24Girl.
00:25Van Gogh.
00:26Condragulations.
00:27Holy fuck.
00:30I'm a winner. Clock it.
00:45Winning week one was amazing.
00:47I won money. Paula Abdul was there.
00:49I lipsticked with Brooklyn Heights.
00:50Girl, what the fuck?
00:53How does that feel?
00:55I mean, I know a lot of y'all didn't really see it for me.
00:58Can I say something to the room, y'all?
01:00I just want to...
01:01Oh!
01:02Bitch.
01:03Yeah!
01:05Bitch, she's back! She's back!
01:09The beaver kind of changes everything in the competition.
01:12Is it looking at us?
01:13What does it say?
01:14Beaverie are very afraid.
01:17Yay!
01:18Now we get to play the role of the judge and we get to have an input on where people stand and who gets to move on.
01:24I can't believe she's back.
01:26That's major.
01:27We all seen the beaver be used.
01:29Does anyone have a strategy or...
01:32Do we feel like maybe there's some alliances afoot?
01:34I hope so.
01:35Oh!
01:36Oh!
01:37Oh!
01:38Oh!
01:39Paula's like, looking for alliance.
01:40A lot of us do perform together regularly so it will be hard because there is a lot of friendships.
01:45Like the beaver, it's going to be a big mind fuck.
01:48Wait y'all, can I say something?
01:49Yeah.
01:50Dulce.
01:51Dulce, thank you for correcting me.
01:53Yeah, no worries.
01:54I just want to say I know we had our moment earlier, but I can be very blunt, sometimes rude, bitchy, all that kind of stuff.
02:02I really do not mean it from a place of hate.
02:04I do not hate you.
02:05I do not dislike you.
02:06I really just don't know you.
02:07I want to get to know you more.
02:09If in the future I say things like that, bitch call me out.
02:12I will receive it and I will do better for you.
02:15I appreciate you saying that.
02:17Like I even said before, there's no actual hatred, nothing actually that serious.
02:22I appreciate what Van is saying, but I also think she's definitely closer to everyone else but me.
02:27So I think it's an easy, like I feel like if she ever got the beaver, I wouldn't even like plead my case, girl.
02:31I'd be like, let me get ready to lip sync.
02:35All right, everybody, let's get out of drunk.
02:38Seeing the golden beaver in play does change my strategy for this game.
02:42All I know is that if I even get close to the bottom.
02:46Let me give you a nice hug.
02:47You're such a baby fucking bitch.
02:48This is so nice.
02:49Ebony, get that dee dee dee dee dee dee dee.
02:53Speak the language and get close with the girls.
02:56Ontario Alliance.
02:57Ontario Toronto.
02:58POC girly alliance.
02:59Really?
03:00I don't trust none of these bitches though, okay?
03:04They're greedy.
03:05They're hungry.
03:07They want the crown.
03:08And I do too.
03:10I have some news about the beaver.
03:11What?
03:12What?
03:12Vichy got a glove on!
03:16Canada's Drag Race, you better watch out for Ebony.
03:23That was so corny boots.
03:24That was giving Caucasian.
03:26Oh my God, why'd I saw Tina Shaker up in here?
03:29Bitch, you gotta glue your wig down, huh?
03:33The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000
03:39with Tracy Melshore,
03:41Carson Kressley,
03:42and Brooklyn Heights,
03:44with extra special guest judge, Glamzilla.
04:01They knew they had the workroom.
04:02Every thought I was gonna be at the bottom last week,
04:04but you know, no one at the bottom.
04:06Just bottoms, you know what I mean?
04:08Last week was so much fun.
04:10How are we feeling about this week?
04:12I'm ready.
04:13We are ready.
04:14I was honestly really gagged
04:15that I wasn't in the top last week, being very honest.
04:18I feel the exact same.
04:19Like, I feel like my outfit was the fucking one.
04:22I'm sorry, the category was more is more,
04:24and I went above and beyond.
04:25But it was all three categories.
04:27Oh, I know, I'm not done, am I?
04:29So that being said, and I feel like my fucking music video,
04:32I ate that down too, and my entrance.
04:34So thank you very much, Van Gogh.
04:36Whoo!
04:38Now that everybody's been safe for week one,
04:41you can feel the tension rising.
04:43How are you feeling this morning?
04:45Babe, I feel so good.
04:47Good.
04:48I feel, like, so comfortable around everyone now.
04:50Like, honestly, I'm gonna have sex with everyone here.
04:52Oh my God!
04:55Oh my God!
04:56Oh my God!
04:57Let's go, diva.
04:58Oh my God!
04:59Canada.
05:00Sheena already didn't had her.
05:03Oh hoi, yachty girls.
05:05Oh hoi!
05:06This week, we'll need all cans below deck.
05:11Chip happens, but if you stay sea-sickening,
05:15you ain't gotta get sea-sickening.
05:18Oh hoi!
05:19Okay.
05:20We're going maritime up in here.
05:22What does that mean?
05:24Oh hoi, oh hoi, oh hoi!
05:27Oh hoi!
05:29Oh, thank you!
05:31Hello!
05:33Carson fucking Cressley?
05:35Season six has some tricks.
05:37Girl, what?
05:38Permission to come aboard?
05:41Yes!
05:43Oh my God, come on, Red.
05:44Oh!
05:45Nice to meet everybody.
05:47Oh, and I'm actually planning on sticking around for a while,
05:51so I hope that's okay.
05:52Whoa!
05:53Yes!
05:54Of course!
05:55Annie Hoodles, after a very hectic first week,
05:58I am sure you're up for some R&R.
06:01Well, I hope you scrubbed your decks,
06:04because we're about to go cruising.
06:06Yes!
06:07Yes!
06:08Yes!
06:09Yes!
06:10Like on a boat.
06:11Oh!
06:12What?
06:13For this week's Maxi Challenge,
06:15you'll be writing commercials to promote your own new cruise lines.
06:18Okay!
06:19But first things first, you'll need to pick your shipmates.
06:23We're looking for three groups of four.
06:25So find your sailors...
06:27now!
06:28Oh!
06:29Let's do it, let's do it.
06:30Okay, it works.
06:31Babe.
06:32This is gonna be...
06:33Oh, yeah.
06:34I feel this.
06:35That was so quick.
06:36Did you pre-select those?
06:37No!
06:38No!
06:39I have Velma Jones, Van Gogh, and Saltina.
06:42Three of them were in the top,
06:44and I'm the only one who was a bottom queen last week.
06:48Three tops for one bottom?
06:50The odds are in my favor.
06:52Okay, so we have Hazel, Paolo, PM, and Ebony.
06:57Your cruise theme is singles at sea,
06:59where a rose can find her Jack or Jane.
07:03Okay!
07:04Yeah!
07:05Okay!
07:06Van, Saltina, Sammy, and Velma.
07:09Your cruise theme is self-care sisters.
07:12Channel your spirituality as you set sail for Nirvana.
07:16Oh!
07:17That's so good for you.
07:18And last but not least,
07:20Star, Dulce, Maya, and Caramilk.
07:24Your cruise theme is the Golden Gaze.
07:27Oh!
07:28A cruise fit for the geriatric twink.
07:31I think that's me, actually.
07:33We'll give you a free ticket.
07:36Will your commercials cruise you closer to the crown,
07:39or land you on the poop deck?
07:41Racers, anchors away,
07:43and may the best drag queen swim!
07:50Oh my gosh.
07:51Bitch, we're going cruisin'.
07:52We're going cruisin'.
07:53We're going cruisin'.
07:54We're going cruisin'.
07:55We're going cruisin'.
07:56We're going cruisin'.
07:57I'm so happy we're in a cruise.
07:59I hear you.
08:00We get the self-care sisters cruise.
08:03Spirituality and mindfulness are my thing,
08:05so I'm really, really excited.
08:07Have you guys ever acted before?
08:09Well, yes.
08:10Well, yes.
08:11Okay.
08:12Not really.
08:13You don't?
08:14I don't think I like acting acting,
08:15but I work with a lot of people I don't like,
08:18so I act like I'm fine with them.
08:20All my other group members have a lot more experience
08:23in acting than I do,
08:24but I know I can kill this.
08:26This is my moment,
08:27and I'm going to take it.
08:28Let's pretend that you abandoned makeup.
08:29She had anger.
08:30Beat her ass.
08:31Beat her ass.
08:32Yeah.
08:33Can I just say right off the bat,
08:34I brought a bunch of BDSM stuff.
08:36I am so excited about acting challenges.
08:39I'm teamed up with the funniest people
08:41I think there is in the room.
08:42Honestly, you are a crazy nutball,
08:45but you also have a social media presence
08:47that I think is going to come very handy here.
08:49Okay.
08:50I love to fake it.
08:51I love to act.
08:52I just feel like it's such a escapism from reality.
08:56You're a different person.
08:57You're acting.
08:58I'm acting right now.
09:03I kind of have a concept idea,
09:05and I want to hear what y'all think.
09:07Okay.
09:08Maybe it could be for the hardworking moms.
09:10The subtext is,
09:11it's actually a cult.
09:12It gives us juice to play with.
09:14It does.
09:15I love juice.
09:16Beyond the self-care.
09:17Like, I know I'm going to go full Acadian mom.
09:18Nice.
09:19Like, yeah.
09:20How about I be the cruise director
09:22who's like directing?
09:23I love.
09:24Who's like guiding us through the meditations
09:25and all that.
09:26Exactly.
09:27Our cult, sorry.
09:28Cruise is all about recruiting people
09:31and we're setting sails to the seas.
09:33Get into the zen of it all.
09:36Maybe we can just be like, do a deep breath.
09:38We go.
09:42Why isn't it just that?
09:43SS.
09:44Oh, I love that.
09:46We are working very well together.
09:48Everyone is bringing ideas
09:50and we know what we're doing.
09:52My cruise is a whole vibe.
09:54If you started with a closeup,
09:56if it pans away and there's something
09:57on the lower half of you, that's off.
09:59Nice.
10:00Yeah.
10:01Like, you're not wearing pants or...
10:03But it's hard to start with a closeup.
10:07You have to establish where you are.
10:09Yeah, establish the moment.
10:11Yeah, that's true.
10:12In my group, Velma is acting as a little bit
10:15of a storyboarder.
10:17And she is just not here for anything
10:19that she didn't think of, to be honest.
10:21Should everyone be a voiceover then?
10:22No.
10:23That's it.
10:24That's weird.
10:25I think what it should be is we all do a pass
10:27of our first scenes and then while the other people
10:29are doing their first scenes, someone's changing.
10:30No, no.
10:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:32No, no, no.
10:33We do it.
10:34Like, what is the best for the wardrobe and accessories?
10:37We're just talking.
10:38We're just footballing ideas.
10:39Every scene, my lashes can get bigger.
10:41Wait.
10:42No, no, no.
10:43Don't do that.
10:44What?
10:45Do you think that you can technically do that in 30 minutes?
10:47No.
10:48No, no, no, no.
10:49Don't do that.
10:50Oh, yes.
10:51Velma is just stressed.
10:52Like, just a perfect word.
10:53Stressed, not happy, not having fun.
10:55Baby, we need to go on the cruise.
10:56That's why we were doing the commercial.
10:58I feel like the most important thing in this challenge
11:00is making sure that what we're selling is something
11:02that people want to come to.
11:03I think also playing into, like, the funny part.
11:05Puns and jokes and, like, hidden messages and stuff.
11:08Yeah.
11:09That really caters to, like, old queer people.
11:11I don't really know that many older, like, queer people
11:14in my life in general.
11:15That's actually fair.
11:16I had to think about it.
11:17And maybe it's because I don't go out of my way
11:18or just our paths have been crossed.
11:20But, like, I hope they do.
11:22I don't know if you guys know this, but my dad's queer.
11:24Oh.
11:25I didn't know that.
11:26I didn't know that.
11:27I, like, kind of just recently found out that he was my dad,
11:29like, three, four years ago.
11:31At the age of 19, I found out that the dad that raised me
11:35wasn't actually my father.
11:36Somebody reached out, like, hey, I think I'm your dad.
11:38Fast forward, we did a DNA test.
11:40Turns out he was my father.
11:41And that was just, like, a huge, like, eruption in my life.
11:45And, like, I grew up in, like, a very religious household.
11:47So, like, to find out that I had a queer father, like,
11:50completely, like, changed my life.
11:51Wow.
11:52He's been so supportive of me being here and my drag.
11:54And it's, like, a complete 180.
11:55I didn't know that.
11:56That's actually so sweet.
11:57That's awesome.
11:58I had, like, no idea.
11:59I won Ottawa's X-Rake Superstar, and he surprised me
12:02and showed up with flowers.
12:03He also used to do drag, like, back in the day, too.
12:05No way!
12:06I was so happy because it was for the first time
12:09that I felt like someone in my family was seeing the real me.
12:13He just inspires me so, so much.
12:15So I'm definitely going to play into him.
12:17But he's also only, like, 45, so it's...
12:19Oh, yes.
12:20Bitch, I want to meet Papa Caramel, honey.
12:24You there, single, sad, alone,
12:26the cry no more.
12:28Let me tell you about our services.
12:29And that's where we would put a little voiceover.
12:31Yeah.
12:32The services that our cruise ship provides.
12:34Yeah.
12:35Yes!
12:36There are foods that are aphrodisiacs.
12:37Like, we could be, like,
12:39welcome to our food court where we have da, da, da.
12:43And it's only, like, oysters.
12:45Dark chocolate.
12:46Pineapple.
12:47Pineapple bowl.
12:48Mandatory.
12:49Edible lubes.
12:50Edible condom.
12:51The pep talk.
12:52The pep talk.
12:53Should we have a dark room on the boat?
12:55Gooning.
12:56Gooning coach.
12:57I just have this feeling that this is too sexual.
13:03Go the mile, but don't go too much.
13:06I just don't want it to be so sex-focused.
13:09Yeah.
13:10So let's reel it in and not get ahead of ourselves.
13:12We're selling the cruise, right?
13:14I love our concept done like that,
13:16but is it sexual or is it single?
13:18Oh, my God.
13:19My parents are gonna watch this.
13:20Ah!
13:21Hello, pit crew!
13:23Hello, queens.
13:24Hello.
13:25Oh, my God.
13:26Hello.
13:27Bienvenue.
13:28Oh, my goodness.
13:30These boys are so fine.
13:32Oh, they're all mesmerized by the pit crew.
13:34Hello, I'm over here.
13:35Hello.
13:36We are gonna start with the singles cruisers,
13:39and the rest of you beautiful creatures
13:41can have a seat right here.
13:42Feel free to heckle.
13:45No, I'm kidding.
13:46Don't do that.
13:47Lights, go, action.
13:48Our group is coming in first,
13:50and we are ready to set that bar.
13:53All right, your time starts now.
13:55Here he is.
13:56Hit it, divas.
13:57Are you tired of being left on read?
13:59So single inside, you just want to get bread.
14:03Look at Oprah, you got nothing to lose.
14:05And welcome aboard the Rose that Grease.
14:09Who went the second to the last line?
14:11Was it Hazel?
14:12Me.
14:13I would be careful about your diction.
14:14Got it.
14:15And the same for Paolo as well.
14:17Just be careful that we can really understand
14:19what you're saying.
14:20Got it.
14:21All right, what scene is next?
14:23Okay, so I am Goonologist.
14:25Hello, boys.
14:26Are you ready to come to set?
14:28And action.
14:29Take a bite.
14:30It tastes so good.
14:32Food's so yum.
14:34It'll make you wanna...
14:46Thanks, boys.
14:48That was great.
14:50I don't know if we can air it, but it was great.
14:53All right, what's next?
14:55Hey.
14:56Oh, hello.
14:57Hee hee.
14:58Okay, and what's the setup here?
14:59I'm just talking shit.
15:01Okay.
15:03Let's give it a whirl.
15:04And action.
15:05Just thing to touch.
15:06I'm feeling lit.
15:07God dang, I love this shit.
15:10What?
15:11Take the thing out.
15:12Take it out.
15:13Take it out.
15:14Take it out.
15:15I mean, I think that's a funny gag.
15:17Pun intended.
15:18I think spit it out like it's a piece of gum or something.
15:21And then you get the funny, and then you also get our viewers to understand what you're
15:26saying.
15:27Action.
15:28Okay.
15:29Girl, what?
15:30The singles at sea heard my lisp and said, how can we make our voices harder to understand
15:47than Vance?
15:48And they all accomplished that.
15:50What do you think?
15:51Love.
15:52I just feel like I can't tell what they're selling.
15:56Get it, Hazel.
15:57The prompt is more singles at sea looking for love, not looking to get fucked.
16:01Like, that's not what singles want all the time.
16:04And action.
16:05Take those pills so you can have all those thrills all prepped up and ready to take it up.
16:18That's great.
16:19And this whole storyline is promoting the singles cruise, yes?
16:23Yes.
16:24Okay.
16:25Got it.
16:26I know it's the singles cruise.
16:27It's just sounding like the slutty sex cruise.
16:30Okay.
16:31Carson says this is a slutty sex cruise, and I shit myself.
16:36We did too much.
16:37Sorry, Mom.
16:38All right, that's time.
16:39Thank you so much.
16:41All right, we will welcome up our self-care sisters.
16:44Okay, great.
16:45Now, who did the writing?
16:46Who's kind of in charge?
16:47We all came up with our shit.
16:49Yeah.
16:50Velma was so good at writing it down.
16:52Yeah.
16:53But we all have our own characterizations, our own material.
16:56All the storyboard ideas.
16:57So Velma had a pen.
16:58Velma had a pen.
16:59No, no, no.
17:00She knew how to write.
17:01Can I?
17:02Can I see?
17:03I did the storyboard.
17:04The storyboard, it's like all of my ideas, like for the concept and everybody just share.
17:10Okay.
17:11So you came up with the overall creative and then they kind of contributed each of their segments and their dialogue.
17:16Just the technicality of it, yeah.
17:17The overall creative.
17:18Okay.
17:19And is everybody happy with what you came up with?
17:21Yes.
17:22Yes.
17:23Yes?
17:24Yes.
17:25Yeah.
17:26We all contributed to the overall creative for sure.
17:27They're definitely going to fight after this.
17:29Your time starts now.
17:31I'm going to start back here.
17:32I'm the cruise ship director.
17:34Okay.
17:35It's also a kind of cult and I might be recruiting.
17:38And you're going to hit the gong.
17:40I am.
17:41I think that's so funny.
17:42Are you ready?
17:43Um, yes.
17:44Can I get a line reminder just to start off?
17:46Hello.
17:47Welcome aboard SS.
17:49Okay.
17:50And action.
17:52Are you tired of living a poop deck kind of life?
17:59Welcome aboard.
18:01Welcome aboard.
18:02SS.
18:03Uh.
18:04Oh, right.
18:05Sorry.
18:06Let's start over.
18:07Are you tired of living a poop deck kind of life?
18:12Van and Velma's conflict, right before we start, did rattle me.
18:17But if there's anything I can do, it is pick myself back up and apply myself.
18:22Would you like to be taken away?
18:25Join our cruise.
18:27And let's hear from some of our visitors who chose to stay.
18:33Great.
18:34That was very good.
18:35Word.
18:36Word.
18:37Okay.
18:38We should probably move on.
18:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:40Let's do it.
18:41I'm gonna be like a really busy business woman.
18:44Right, right.
18:45It's voiceover, so it's like...
18:46It's all completely voiceover?
18:48Yeah, it's just like, let's see from...
18:50No, the beginning part is voiceover.
18:52This part is not voiceover.
18:53Yeah.
18:54Yeah.
18:55Yeah, yeah.
18:56Okay.
18:57Let's see.
18:58It is voiceover?
18:59I think Carson is seeing us a little bit messy.
19:03Van looks frustrated.
19:05She looks pissed.
19:06But I know I'm a powerhouse in acting, so I will just lean with that and trying to have
19:14the more fun I can have with this challenge.
19:16I'm a highly busy woman.
19:18I know that's time for these sheep.
19:27That worked.
19:28Great.
19:29I think we should keep moving.
19:30Action.
19:31My name is Samuel André.
19:33I've been addicted to cigarettes since I've been a baby.
19:37If I smoke one more cigarette, I might die.
19:42Great.
19:43Are you happy with that?
19:44I'm very happy with that.
19:45Okay.
19:46Okay.
19:47Let's move on.
19:48Our team chemistry maybe wasn't the best in the moment.
19:51What's like turbulence, but like...
19:53I don't know.
19:54It was rocking.
19:55The boat was...
19:56Join us on the SSN.
20:06Okay.
20:07That's your time.
20:08Hello, my golden gays.
20:09Hey, Carson.
20:10Hey, Carson.
20:11So, who did what in this team?
20:14We literally all did everything.
20:16We were all pitching ideas.
20:17We split everything.
20:18We all wrote everything down.
20:19Maya, you feel good?
20:20I feel good.
20:21Yeah, I feel good.
20:22We're going to try not to get mad at each other and stuff.
20:24Okay.
20:25Oh, the shade.
20:26Well, we also contributed to all of our script, but not all of our team ever said that.
20:29Oh.
20:30Okay.
20:31Hold on one second.
20:33Hold on one second.
20:34I can't wait to see how this turns out.
20:37What the fuck was that?
20:39What?
20:40What the fuck was that?
20:41You said you came up with the whole concept?
20:44No.
20:45I said...
20:46He said that.
20:47He said that.
20:48And then she said yes.
20:49We'll do this later.
20:50We'll do this later.
20:52And action.
20:53We are your cruise directors on the SOS Seniors on Sea.
21:03I'm having a literal blast.
21:05We will keep you on your feet as you explore our deck going birdwatching.
21:10I am like looking straight into that camera and giving it a little bit of ah.
21:14And I'm just feeling so good.
21:15We know you golden gays love your white parties.
21:19Which is ironic.
21:20Cause we're the ones hosting it.
21:22Yeah!
21:25Great.
21:26I don't think you can do any better.
21:27Okay.
21:28All right.
21:29We can move on.
21:30Great job.
21:31This song is from the 1940s.
21:33I think that's when RuPaul was born.
21:36This song used to be hip in my day.
21:38Oh.
21:39Oh.
21:40My hip.
21:41Oh.
21:42Wait what?
21:43What?
21:44Can you twerk on the walker?
21:45Yeah.
21:46I think you should do that.
21:47Just have fun with this.
21:48This is so stupid.
21:49Yeah.
21:50Everyone on this cruise is treating it like their last.
21:52Because it probably is here.
21:53At the S.O.S.
21:54Seniors on C.
21:59And that's your time.
22:00Thank you so much.
22:01Yay!
22:02Yay!
22:03Yay!
22:04Yay!
22:14It's elimination day and the other teams need to be scared.
22:17Because they had some bumps in the water.
22:21I have a question for the self-care sisters.
22:24Yes!
22:25Are you guys going to let Thelma speak?
22:27Oh.
22:28I was going to ask.
22:29So we were obviously watching you guys were first.
22:31Yeah.
22:32And it seemed a little tense on set.
22:34Did it?
22:35Not that anybody did bad.
22:36But like you could feel it.
22:37Yeah.
22:38I just don't know what happened.
22:39I know.
22:40Like everybody was speaking at the same time.
22:41And I'm sorry.
22:42I'm not the leader of the team.
22:44That's not what I said.
22:45I just wanted to say what I did.
22:48And maybe it came out wrong.
22:50I don't know.
22:51At this part, I was like,
22:52Oh my God, I don't understand nothing that is going on.
22:54It's really a loss in translation, I think.
22:57I just wanted to assure that it was clear that I did more on the part of the storyboard.
23:02That was the only thing.
23:03And I hope she understood that.
23:05But I don't think so.
23:07What I remember hearing was Carson saying,
23:10Who was the leader of the group?
23:11And we were all saying you.
23:13Can I speak, please?
23:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:15Then Carson said,
23:17So the overall concept was your idea.
23:19And I heard you say,
23:20Yes, the overall concept was my idea.
23:22No.
23:23And that's when I said,
23:24Well, no, I think we all contributed to the overall concept.
23:27Because I feel like we did really work collaboratively on the entire script.
23:30Absolutely.
23:31100%.
23:32The entire script.
23:33Everything was collaborative.
23:34I'm sorry.
23:35It was hard for me to speak in English.
23:36And everybody was talking.
23:38And I'm like, I don't understand everything.
23:41I don't know what is going on.
23:42I totally understand, Vin, why you would be upset.
23:44And I also get where you're coming from as well.
23:46Because I didn't know English when I first came here.
23:48You have to think in one language and then speak it in a different one.
23:51It's really a lot of translations.
23:53Yeah.
23:54I loved working with you guys collaboratively.
23:55Obviously, in the moment it happened, I'll say I got really stressed out.
23:59I'm just somebody who, like, if I feel something, I wear it all over my body.
24:03I'm sure you all have realized.
24:04No.
24:05Not at all.
24:06I get it.
24:07I'll be more patient with you.
24:08No, but I'm, hopefully we're okay.
24:10That's OCD.
24:11I'll stop before I react.
24:13Van Gogh starting to chime in with, like, oh, we all worked on it.
24:17This is already her second, like, tiff with someone, you know?
24:20So it's like, at one point you need to see that you kind of are the problem.
24:24It's not like she's got some healing to do.
24:26Because, like, she's a sickening bitch, you know?
24:28But she's also a bitch.
24:30Well, ladies, I think we should get ready for this runway.
24:34Because you guys are looking a little gray.
24:36Oh!
24:37I am seasick, my man.
24:44How do we feel about, like, that conversation?
24:46Like, Ross and Velma.
24:47I really want to, like, interject, but, like, these bitches, like, don't know when to, like,
24:51let another girl talk.
24:53You just need to, like, put your hand down and say,
24:55bitch, I have something to say to you.
24:57But the thing is, like, I don't need a moment that high, you know?
24:59Not that you need a moment.
25:00But, I mean, the way that you've let me in, I want other people to be let in like that.
25:05And understand you.
25:06I understand Paolo.
25:08I do.
25:09She's so fucking funny.
25:10And she's so genuine and sweet.
25:12And she listens.
25:14And I do be talking a lot.
25:16But I love,
25:25this is a lot harder than I thought it was gonna be.
25:26But is anybody else missing friends and family?
25:29I am very fortunate, and I know this is rare that, like, I have a family that supports me.
25:33really close with him.
25:34Oh, God.
25:36Aw, babe.
25:37He's been there.
25:38Like, he doesn't come to my shows,
25:39and we're so okay with that.
25:40Like, girl, I'm, like, in a fucking G-string and a bra.
25:43Like, literally, like, I'm, like, a fucking stripper.
25:47It's fine.
25:48But it's more the fact that, like, behind the scenes,
25:51we call every day.
25:52And, like, he helped me build my drag room,
25:55my drag studio, and, like, he's been there.
25:57And, like, my mom, too, like, you know?
25:59Like, she's been there to help and support me.
26:01And I know I'm so lucky.
26:03Hazel, they love you.
26:04You have one of the greatest families.
26:07It's so, so important to have, like,
26:09that loving support system.
26:11I was, like, the parents of my parents.
26:16A lot of toxicity.
26:17My mom was having alcoholism.
26:20And it was all on me.
26:21My fault, my fault, always, always.
26:24So, like, my family, when I was growing up,
26:26like, we came from Mexico, and they were very immigrants.
26:28And my father was very, like, abusive towards me physically.
26:33Wow.
26:34If I dropped, like, a glass of water or if I missed a school bus,
26:37like, I would get beat constantly and kind of having to, like,
26:40live in, like, that sense of fear.
26:42I moved out when I was 16 and I got emancipated, like, as soon as I could
26:46because I wanted to just, like, be me.
26:49So, like, since I've been 16, like, anything I have, it's because I did it.
26:55Like, my parents have never given me a dollar since then.
26:58And, like, I didn't talk to my parents for, like, years.
27:00And I still don't talk to my dad, like, at all.
27:03Like, I remember when I would first move out, like, the city was small.
27:06So, like, if we saw each other, like, I saw them, like, shopping.
27:09I would just walk by, like, we didn't know each other.
27:12What?
27:12What?
27:13And I think that's why sometimes I'm, like, so quiet or, like, so reserved.
27:17It's because, like, and I'm sure, like, everyone else, like,
27:21this isn't a joke to me.
27:22Like, this is my life.
27:23I've given up literally, like, everything because I don't have aunts or uncles.
27:29I don't have anybody here.
27:31I have just me and, like, you saying that, Hazel, saying, like, how appreciative you are.
27:36Like, that makes me so happy because I think something that, like, kind of gets me going
27:41is, like, when, like, queer people who have such good families will be like,
27:43oh, I have to go see my family or, like, oh, they're so annoying.
27:47They're so, they love my drag so much.
27:48And I'm like, you have no idea how lucky you are to even have that.
27:52So, like, just be happy, like you said, and appreciate it.
27:55And you're so loved here, bitch.
27:57Thank you for sharing.
27:59No, like, thank you and, like, that because I also see you be reserved and, like, that.
28:03And that's why I always come up to you and, like, that because I want you to be that outgoing
28:07person that you are that I know deep down, bitch.
28:10That girl on the fucking challenge.
28:12Literally.
28:13We are 24-7.
28:15Right when you walk down and you're like, yeah.
28:17I was like, okay.
28:19Wait, wait, can we all do the Dulce titty shake?
28:21S-O-I.
28:21S-O-I.
28:24S-O-I.
28:28S-O-I.
28:38S-O-I.
28:42S-O-I.
28:44休� No.
28:49Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
28:53Gorgeous, yes.
28:54Oh, no.
28:55So hot.
28:56That's blonde ambition.
28:57Welcome to the captain's quarters of Canada's drag race.
29:01She's my forever life preserver.
29:03It's Tracy Melshor.
29:04Hey, girl.
29:05Hey, Brooklyn.
29:06Oh, my God.
29:07Tracy, I am so on board with this look,
29:09and your makeup is sailing full speed ahead.
29:12Not a soul can dock.
29:13That's right.
29:14And X always marks his spot.
29:16It's style superstar, Parson Cressley.
29:19Thanks for having me.
29:20I'm so happy to see you.
29:21How are you adjusting to Canada?
29:23Oh, gosh, I'm having a really hard time with the accent.
29:25What accent?
29:26I don't understand you.
29:27What?
29:28Oh, sorry about it.
29:30And she's forever making waves.
29:32It's makeup maven, Glamzilla.
29:35What's up, Brooklyn?
29:36How do you like my mug?
29:38Oh, I think you went a little overboard.
29:41This week, we challenged our queens
29:43to make a splash in cruise commercials.
29:45Racers, start your engines,
29:48and may the best drag queen win.
29:52Charisma.
29:54Category is...
29:56In the shadows.
29:58Mwah.
30:00First up, Van Goss.
30:02This week, I have not only one face to critique, but two.
30:05Teddy or not, here she comes.
30:07I'm giving you a little bit club kid,
30:09a little bit of childhood nightmares,
30:11a little bit of possessed teddy bear.
30:13Cute and cuddly and a little gothic and evil,
30:16kind of mixed together.
30:18I wouldn't consider myself a two-faced bitch,
30:20but today on the runway, I thought I'd try it out.
30:23And I said, let the plastic surgery settle before you leave the house.
30:27You were wrong.
30:28Next, Saltina Shaker.
30:31This look represents staring your inner demons in the face
30:37and making them glamorous.
30:38When I was 16 years old, I was in a car accident,
30:41which left me riddled with scars for so long.
30:44I didn't want to show anybody my scars,
30:46but now I want people to look here.
30:49I wanted to look how trauma looks when it's transformed into love.
30:53And I think I did that.
30:55Sammy Landry.
30:58When I heard what lurks in the shadow,
31:00I immediately thought of when you hit a deer on the highway.
31:04Bitch, I am from New Brunswick.
31:07Look at all that car cast.
31:09Every single inch of this gown is full of rhinestones.
31:14This deer, she might have been hit by a car,
31:16but she's still going to hit up that party.
31:18These gays, they're trying to roadkill me.
31:22You kill them, we grill them.
31:25Velma Jones.
31:26I present to you my other ass.
31:29Oh.
31:30Johnny.
31:31Here's Johnny.
31:33With this look, I wanted the judges to see that a drag king
31:37can do as much as a drag queen.
31:39My king community is so beautiful,
31:42and they are all so creative and so fierce.
31:45And I think if I can make them proud,
31:48I'm really happy.
31:49Ow!
31:50Ow!
31:53Star doll.
31:54Oh, I'm facing my fears right now as an aswang.
31:57The mythical creature from Filipino folklore
32:00that scared me so much as a kid.
32:02Caught in a bat romance.
32:04This look is giving horrifying, terrifying,
32:09creepy creature, and I am thirsty for that win.
32:14When I said wing woman, I didn't really mean this.
32:18Dulce.
32:19I'm tripping onto this runway as La Llorona,
32:22a Mexican legend who, long story short,
32:24was going to her wedding day,
32:26ended up having to kill her kids,
32:28and then her partner was like,
32:29you know what, I'm good.
32:30Oh!
32:31Oh!
32:32Oh!
32:33Oh!
32:34Oh!
32:35Oh!
32:36Girl, same.
32:39These tears are coming straight from my eyes,
32:42and I am still dripping from the swamp,
32:44trying to find my next prey.
32:46Oh, this reminds me,
32:47I need to get an oil change.
32:49Now, Maya Fox.
32:51For this look, I am giving a demon
32:54that lives behind the mirror, honey.
32:56Can we all just pause and take a moment to reflect?
32:59Yes.
33:00She preys on vanity.
33:02If you dare look into her mirror,
33:04she captures that soul.
33:05I've got horns.
33:06They are rhinestones.
33:08I am giving you glam.
33:09I am giving you spooky.
33:11And I am giving you finesse.
33:13And that's the vanity.
33:15Caramelk.
33:16Guess who's bat in the house?
33:18Oh.
33:21Tonight, I am coming down the runway
33:24as a corrupt government experiment gone wrong.
33:27The wings are huge.
33:28I think they weigh more than me.
33:30I'm literally dying walking down this runway
33:32in so much pain,
33:33but I'm trying not to show it.
33:35I want to show the judges
33:36that I'm not just a one-trick bat.
33:39I think I know her.
33:40We used to hang.
33:44Paolo Perfeccion.
33:45All of my life, I was told,
33:47you could be wearing a trash bag
33:48and you still look fabulous.
33:50As I'm walking the runway.
33:51Oh!
33:52Oh, my goodness.
33:53It can't fell off.
33:54Embarrassing.
33:55Yikes.
33:56Then I'm on the other side.
33:57Oh!
33:58Two cups.
33:59Wow.
34:00You can pay her in trash or credit.
34:01That is embarrassing.
34:03Oh!
34:04Babe, I just gave birth.
34:06Aw, it's a garbage bundle of joy.
34:09Coup de grâce.
34:10A banana fucking falls off.
34:13Tragic.
34:14Talk about junk in the trunk.
34:16And now, Hazel.
34:18Oh.
34:19I think I see her pink pony club.
34:22I am a witchy kelpie.
34:24A folklore tale from my Scottish roots.
34:27It is a horse shapeshifter
34:29that lures humans back to a body of water
34:32and takes their lives.
34:34I am feeling so fucking spooky in this look.
34:37I am coming to haunt you.
34:39I'm coming to eat you.
34:40And I'm coming to bring you back to my swamp
34:42to make it nasty.
34:43I'd kill for her bone structure.
34:46Ebony LaBelle.
34:47You know what goes bump in the night?
34:48It's her damn inner saboteur, okay?
34:50You've cat to be kidding me, right meow?
34:52I am serving gothic glamour hood baddie.
34:57Don't look at me.
34:58I'm a vampire.
34:59I didn't want to give too much of a monster
35:03because I let the girls do that themselves
35:05with those mugs.
35:06I hope she's not a sore loser.
35:11And finally, PM.
35:13This runway is inspired by my partner's nightmares.
35:17They have had sleep paralysis their entire life
35:20and I want to create a creature
35:22that maybe they'll be turned on by
35:24if they have this happen to them again.
35:26Talk about a walking nightmare.
35:28I really want to look scary,
35:30but I also want to look elegant and beautiful
35:33because not all nightmares need to be ugly.
35:38Mom, can you pick me up?
35:39I'm scared.
35:41Welcome, queens, and happy Halloween.
35:46It's time your commercials hit open water.
35:49First up, it's Palo Perfeccion, Hazel, Ebony Labelle,
35:53and PM with their cruise commercial for singles.
35:58Are you tired of being left all red?
36:00So single and sad you just want to get bread?
36:03Look no further.
36:04You got nothing to lose.
36:06And welcome aboard!
36:08The Rose FC!
36:10Come aboard!
36:12You want a sneak peek at some of our amenities?
36:16Well, look no further.
36:18Check it out with our resident goonologist.
36:21Take a bite.
36:22It tastes so good.
36:24Food's so yummy.
36:26It'll make you...
36:28Let's talk prep with Miss Foxy Doxy.
36:37Don't be silly.
36:39Take those pills and get ready for all them thrills.
36:43All prepped up and ready to take it up the...
36:46Check out our singles mixer and taste the elixir.
36:53Blue strings attached!
36:54I'm feeling lit!
36:55Gosh dang it!
36:56I love this ship!
36:57Cruise package includes...
36:58Free lube!
36:59Free therapy!
37:00Free makeovers!
37:01The Rose FC!
37:02Okay.
37:03Okay.
37:04Next up, it's our self-care sisters.
37:06Oh!
37:07Oh!
37:08Oh!
37:09Oh!
37:10Oh!
37:11Oh!
37:12Oh!
37:13Oh!
37:14Oh!
37:15Oh!
37:16Oh!
37:17Oh!
37:18Oh!
37:19Oh!
37:20Oh!
37:21Oh!
37:22Oh!
37:23Oh!
37:24Oh!
37:25Oh!
37:26Oh!
37:27Oh!
37:29I'm Saultina Shaker.
37:30And welcome aboard the SS…
37:32Are you tired of being anchored to a poop deck kind of life?
37:34Would you like to be taken away?
37:35Join our co…
37:36cruise.
37:37And let's hear from some of our…
37:39Visitors…
37:40Who chose…
37:41To stay…
37:43Let's fire those idiots!
37:46I'm a highly busy woman!
37:48How do that?
37:49Time for this ship!
37:50Sheep.
37:58Do you stress more than you stretch?
38:02SS.
38:07Want to be serviced?
38:08Float to our massages on board.
38:11I'm told I stare too much like a sailor.
38:13Let's get to it.
38:17Yeah, don't be scared.
38:18I got a bevel for Brooklyn.
38:21Oh yeah.
38:22SS.
38:25My name is Sammy Landry.
38:27I've been addicted to cigarettes since I've been a baby.
38:31If I smoke one more cigarette, I might die.
38:36Change the tides on your old bad habits.
38:40SS.
38:41Mmmmm.
38:45Our ship travels everywhere and stops nowhere.
38:48Join us!
38:52That was so good.
38:53Good job, good job.
38:55Worth all the fighting.
38:56Yeah.
38:57And finally, our golden gays.
39:01Ahoy!
39:02My name is Dulce.
39:04And my name is Caramel.
39:06And we are your cruise directors here at the SOS.
39:11Seniors on scene.
39:14We know you golden gays love your white parties.
39:18Which is ironic, because we're the ones hosting it.
39:21So come on down and groove at the silent dance party.
39:26This song was huge in the 1940s.
39:29I think that's when RuPaul was born.
39:32Oh, this song used to be hip in my day.
39:35Oh, my hip.
39:36Huh?
39:37Huh?
39:37Huh?
39:38Huh?
39:39And we will keep you on your feet as you explore our deck going birdwatching.
39:43Oh, god damn.
39:48Look at that cockatoo.
39:51Gertrude, what are you looking at?
39:53Bitch, you know we were not talking about that bird.
39:56I love you, Gertrude.
39:58Come here.
39:59Oh, oh.
40:02After a long, exhausting day, come on down to our soap opera viewing party.
40:07You might get lucky to be able to spend it with someone else.
40:10Everyone on this cruise is treating it like their last.
40:13Because it probably is here at the S.O.S.
40:17Seniors on Seniors.
40:24Based on your commercials and runway presentations, the judges have made some decisions.
40:29When I call your name, please step forward.
40:33Star Doll.
40:34Maya Fox.
40:36Ebony LaBelle.
40:38P.M.
40:40Caramel.
40:42Van Gogh.
40:43You are all safe.
40:49You may leave the stage.
40:51I'mma get out of here.
40:52You're all safe.
40:53Yeah, bitch.
40:54The rest of you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.
40:58It is now time for the judges' critiques.
41:02First up, Saltina Shaker.
41:04Saltina, does your back hurt?
41:07A little.
41:08I thought so because you carried that commercial.
41:10Oh.
41:11I don't think that you were super confident when you started the challenge, but it worked.
41:16Every second, you are the through line.
41:18You were the messaging of that commercial.
41:20I love the cult angle.
41:21The cult angle.
41:23I thought that was such a clever way to sell self-care.
41:25I love the SS.
41:26Ah.
41:27And I loved how it repeated itself throughout the commercial.
41:30You were always there with your gong for it.
41:32Talk to me about being in the shadows with this piece.
41:35I was in a car accident when I was 16 years old, and this lovely, lovely piece represents
41:42the scars that I have underneath this outfit.
41:46I used to hate them.
41:49You know, I think the hardest part about living, honestly, is taking a look at the shadows
41:54that you have inside of you.
41:56I love them now.
41:58So many of us have been ostracized or told we weren't good enough because of things that
42:03we thought were ugly, you know?
42:06And you realize when you can take that out from the darkest recesses of your soul and throw
42:12it on the stage, that's when beautiful art is created.
42:15So thank you for sharing, and thank you for being so brave.
42:19Do it with me.
42:21Ah.
42:24Next up, Sammy Landry.
42:27Hi.
42:28In your commercial, I thought that your character had potential.
42:31I just did not feel that you reached it, and I saw you were trying to have fun with it.
42:35I just needed more from you.
42:37During your acting challenge, you gave up all the screen time to Saltina, and I don't remember
42:42you.
42:43It was always the same, very monotone delivery, you have no inflection, but it was actually
42:47quite charming.
42:48It was like, I've been smoking since I was baby.
42:51Like, it never changed.
42:53You're funny without trying to be funny.
42:55You can't buy that.
42:56So just give yourself more to do so we can give you more credit next time.
43:01I enjoyed the runway look, but it is a little bit thrift store on the bottom for me.
43:05I wish the gown reached the floor.
43:07And I know you're going for, like, a campy look with the, you know, Raquel Welch Shake
43:10and Go wig, but you can still be campy and elevated.
43:14Yeah.
43:16Next up, the artist formerly known as Velma Jones.
43:18Sup?
43:20Let's talk about Velma in your cruise commercial.
43:22You got every morsel of charisma and character out of that, you know, essentially just kind
43:28of like a one line monologue.
43:29Back in my day, we would say you chewed the scenery, but I think the kids today would
43:35say you ate.
43:37You didn't have a very big part, but I thought you made the most out of every second that
43:41you were on screen.
43:43And this look is just incredible.
43:45You had me howling at the runway.
43:48I had a physical reaction when you came out with this look.
43:51This is Johnny Jones, right?
43:52Absolutely.
43:53Want to tell me about Johnny?
43:54I'm listening.
43:55Well, it's full moon tonight.
43:57Oh, woo.
43:58I think you are someone to look out for.
44:02Every fantasy that you were selling, I'm buying.
44:06Next up, Dulce.
44:08Hola.
44:09Hola.
44:10I just have a big note here on my page that says star.
44:13Because you had the four C's.
44:16Well, there's five, but I can't say the fifth one.
44:18But the four are comfortable, confident, charismatic, and comedic.
44:22You were fun.
44:23You were funny.
44:24You were fabulously informative.
44:26You checked all the boxes, so really well done.
44:30I thought you did a really, really great job, and you're just naturally charismatic.
44:34This look, I think that is a wonderful cultural reference.
44:39I wish it read a little bit more bridal to me.
44:41It's a little bit too swampy and a little bit less bridal, if you know what I mean.
44:45Okay.
44:46I wish you had done a bit of a spookier makeup, because this just looks like your normal pretty mug.
44:50Okay.
44:51I feel like there's just too much statements.
44:53The neckline is a statement.
44:54The length is a statement.
44:56The different textures is a statement.
44:58And then, like, the black everywhere is a statement.
45:01I would love to see you learn to balance.
45:03You are already a statement.
45:05You're the it girl.
45:06Okay.
45:07Okay.
45:08Up next, Paolo Perfection.
45:13In terms of your commercial, if I had taken your clip and I had just played it, I would have had no idea we were in a cruise ship commercial.
45:20And on top of that, I couldn't understand a word you were saying.
45:24You know, I said to you a couple times, I was like, we really can't understand, be really careful about your diction and a commercial is communication.
45:30And if we can't understand the dialogue, we're not going to get anything from it.
45:35Congratulations on the delivery.
45:38I think that's a first for the drag race runway, a bejeweled baby.
45:42Yes, you're wearing a trash bag and you look fabulous in it.
45:46Is it enough?
45:47You know, when I think about a trash bag couture, I go back to Missy Elliott, big and moving.
45:53And I feel like I like the intention behind the trash bag, but I would like to have seen it more of a drag bag, something just bigger.
46:02Last but certainly not least, Hazel.
46:04Hi.
46:05Hi.
46:06I think my problem with your performance in the commercial is that it was just silly without structure or a punchline.
46:13Got it.
46:14I'm not approved, but it got a little bit hypersexual for me.
46:18Yes, it did.
46:19Yeah, it was more like an orgy cruise.
46:20Yeah.
46:21I'm buying a ticket, of course.
46:22We both signed up.
46:23We all have tickets.
46:25This look.
46:26Ha ha.
46:27I love each piece of this outfit.
46:30It's really fun and the details are so good.
46:32The gloves, the nails, the jaw piece, the facial piece you had on earlier.
46:37This is a really fabulous look.
46:40I appreciate that.
46:41Based on the judges' critiques, we have made some decisions.
46:45Dulce, your performance in the maxi was golden, girl.
46:50Velma Jones on the runway, you really had us howling.
46:55Saltina, our self-care sister, you had us sipping on your Serena tea.
47:01Saltina Shaker, congratulations, you are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
47:07Good to be.
47:09Good to be.
47:10Good to be.
47:11Good to be.
47:12You have won $5,000 cash, courtesy of Travel Manitoba.
47:20Dulce, Velma, great work this week.
47:24You should both be very proud of yourselves.
47:26Sammy Landry, Paolo Perfection, and Hazel, you are the bottom three queens this week.
47:35Saltina Shaker, as this week's winner, you have earned the power of the Golden Beaver,
47:41granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip-syncing for their lives.
47:46You hold the fate of your sisters in your hands.
47:50As you untuck, the bottom three may plead their case.
47:56You may leave the stage.
48:01I can't wait to get out of here.
48:02I know.
48:05Baby, get your drinks, get your drinks.
48:08Y'all need to come in here and spill the fucking tea.
48:11Walking into the work room after the critiques, I'm like, ugh, I know everyone's gonna be like,
48:14oh, so how did it go?
48:15And I'm like, babe, not well, bitch.
48:17Saltina looks happy.
48:19I won.
48:20You won?
48:21Oh my God.
48:24I feel fucking amazing.
48:26All the self-doubt that I had, I don't need to have space for them in my head.
48:31I ain't trying to take no one's moment.
48:33I'm gagged that you won, though, because I really thought I was going to Velma.
48:36So do I.
48:37But condragulations.
48:38I am gagged that I was even in the top.
48:40And I have a very difficult decision to make.
48:43Y'all mean so much to me.
48:45I feel a little bit of pressure knowing that I have the power to save one of these queens from the bottom two.
48:53I don't know what I'm gonna do yet.
48:55I want to hear from all of you why you want me to save you.
49:01And I want to hear it from here, not from here.
49:05Hello.
49:11First week was tough for me.
49:15It was a lot.
49:16And like this week, like my sisters really helped me to like, it's fine.
49:20Like at this point, it's a part of the look if I cry.
49:22I really don't care, babe.
49:24Like I'm literally sitting in a trash bag.
49:30I don't know.
49:31I'm just like, I don't feel like I'm ready to go.
49:33Like I just feel like this week I finally started like feeling the sisterhood.
49:37Like I felt like I was getting out of my head.
49:43I don't know.
49:44I am hurting for my sister Apollo right now.
49:46I can just see that like she's turning on her Apollo perfection to kind of like mask a little bit.
49:52I want her to be here.
49:53I know she wants to be here.
49:55And I hope that Saltina makes the right decision and saves her.
49:59Uh, Sammy, follow your heart.
50:02Do what you want with it.
50:05No.
50:06Tell me.
50:07I want to hear fight.
50:12Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl.
50:15I love what I give inside, you know.
50:18And so, I don't know.
50:20I'm just feeling so many emotions right now because I just feel like, am I, am I in the right place right now?
50:27Like, I don't know.
50:28I don't know.
50:32For some reason, I feel like I don't deserve that beaver.
50:35And that is a voice in my head that I have to deal with.
50:38I often feel like I don't deserve things.
50:40Or I always feel like people deserve things more than me.
50:43I don't know why I put myself in that place all the time.
50:46I don't know why I keep doubting myself, you know.
50:51And that's not the right attitude for this competition.
50:56But I can't help that that's what I'm feeling.
50:59Hazel, how do you feel?
51:03They loved my luck.
51:04What?
51:05They said nothing but great things about my luck.
51:07I was one note in my performance.
51:09I understand that.
51:10But, like, I have so much to prove being here.
51:14Yes.
51:15I worked my ass off.
51:16I'm not saying y'all haven't either.
51:18But, like, I just want this.
51:19I'm hungry.
51:20I deserve this.
51:21And I want to be here.
51:23So many people are expecting great things from me when I come back.
51:28And I'm not delivering how I should be.
51:31And I just don't know what to do.
51:34I want to be here.
51:35I deserve to be here.
51:36I deserve to be here.
51:37I'm not trying to say that y'all don't deserve at all either.
51:39But, like, I fucking want this so fucking bad.
51:44And it fucking sucks.
51:46I'm honestly so sad to see my sister Hazel in the bottom.
51:49Look at me.
51:50Look at me.
51:51You are such a stellar fucking performer.
51:54And it hurts to see you in the bottom like this right now.
51:57But don't let it bring you down.
51:59This is my opportunity.
52:02Unfortunately, you have this decision.
52:05But, fuck these nails.
52:08This is real now.
52:09There are so many tears, so many emotions.
52:12And I'm the one that has the power.
52:16Whoever is in that bottom two,
52:18I want you to fucking prove it to that world right there.
52:22Prove it.
52:23It's only one person.
52:25If I could save them all,
52:26I would, honestly.
52:28But this is a competition now.
52:30And somebody has to go home.
52:34I might sneeze.
52:35Ah!
52:38Bless you.
52:41A lucky sneeze.
52:48Saltina Shaker.
52:49Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.
52:54Who do you want to save from the chomping block?
53:00The queen who I've decided to save...
53:05Is...
53:09Hazel.
53:11Oh, my God.
53:14Girl.
53:15Jag!
53:16I was not expecting that.
53:22Oh, my God.
53:26Well, battle of the buffoon.
53:27Bitch, let's fucking give it.
53:28We'll all be damned.
53:32Hazel, you are out of the woods this week.
53:34Yes, I am.
53:35You may join your sisters at the back.
53:43Sammy Landry.
53:44Paolo Perfection.
53:45I'm sorry, but this means that you are both up for elimination.
53:51Two queens stand before us.
53:56Prior to tonight,
53:57you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance
53:59of Raise a Little Hell by Trooper.
54:03This is your last chance to impress us
54:05and save yourselves from elimination.
54:10The time has come
54:12for you to lip-sync
54:14for
54:16your
54:17life.
54:20Oh, this is going to be an interesting lip-sync.
54:24Good luck.
54:26And don't fuck it up.
54:29All right.
54:30Don't call it.
54:31If you don't like
54:34what you see,
54:35why don't you fight it
54:40If you know there's something wrong
54:42Raise a little how, raise a little how
54:47If you don't like what you see, why don't you fight it?
54:54If you know there's something wrong, why don't you write it?
55:01Raise a little how, raise a little how, raise a little how
55:05Raise a little how, raise a little how, raise a little how
55:12In the end it comes down to your faking
55:18And there's really nobody to blame
55:21But it feels like your ship is sinking
55:25And you're too tired to play the game
55:30Nobody's going to help you
55:32You just gotta stand up alone
55:37And dig in your heels and see how it feels
55:41To raise a little how of your own
55:46Raise a little how, raise a little how, raise a little how
55:53Raise a little how, raise a little how, raise a little how
55:56Raise a little how
55:59If you don't like what you got, why don't you change it?
56:05If your world is all screwed up
56:09Rearrange it
56:12For all
56:14Raise a little how, raise a little how, raise a little how
56:18Raise a little how, raise a little how
56:21Raise a little how, raise a little how
56:23Raise a little how, raise a little how
56:24Raise a little how, raise a little how
56:26Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
56:28Yeah!
56:30Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!
56:31Yeah!
56:34Yeah, that was good though!
56:36Yeah! perfectly.
56:38That was great, that was great!
56:40Yeah!
56:42Queens, we have made our decision.
56:47So...
56:48Sammy Landry, Shantae, you stay.
57:00You may join the others.
57:09Paolo, you are one of one.
57:14You are perfection.
57:15Now, Sashay, away.
57:21Love you, Paolo!
57:24Paolo, you're everything.
57:27Well, you win some, you lose some.
57:37That was unfortunate.
57:39But I found the sisterhood I was looking for.
57:42Angel numbers, I love angel numbers.
57:45I was definitely robbed of my time, but that's why I'm gonna be robbing these bitches right now.
57:50I've got a few suitcases that are empty.
57:55I am the universe, the universe is me.
57:56You live to slay another day.
57:58Now, the world has never needed the magic of drag more.
58:02So remember, stay true, north, strong, and what?
58:06Yes!
58:07Now let the music play!
58:10Next time on Canada's Drag Race, this week is a double feature.
58:23Snatch game and design.
58:26You get to choose your own adventure.
58:29What is going on right now?
58:30Oh my god, we have to choose one.
58:32Hello!
58:33Hello!
58:34I am a little shocked that my sister didn't choose me.
58:36Was waiting for this.
58:37Can I give you a hug?
58:38Because I feel...
58:39No.
58:40I'm in trouble.
58:41Now, that is how it is.
58:42How it is.
58:43How it is.
58:44How it is.
58:45How it is.
58:46How it is.
58:47How it is.
58:48How it is.
58:49How it is.
58:50How it is.
58:51How it is.
58:52How it is.
58:53How it is.
58:54How it is.
58:55How it is.
58:56How it is.
58:57How it is.
58:58Now, that is how you do Snatch Game.
59:02I would wear this outfit.
59:03It was giving Cirque just so gay.
59:28Coincorphis.
59:28That was, I could make sure.
59:31You are a idiot.
59:32Come on, go on, go.
59:36Then, were you
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