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00:18:15As a matter of fact, it's been a hot summer already, and it looks like we're going to have a very long summer this year.
00:18:20Let's keep updating you on the unusual tropical situation, which is predicted to reach the peak next weekend.
00:18:25Tomorrow, Sunday, and Monday, we're going to track the skies given the monsoon moisture from the south.
00:18:30Some areas may be of 71 and a maximum of 79, with sky conditions that will mostly be clear and sunny.
00:18:40We're warning you, though, the temperature will drop to a minimum of 65 and a maximum of 72.
00:18:45On Tuesday and Wednesday, where the chances of rain will have a peak, with an average 65% of rain.
00:18:51We will then bounce back to...
00:19:15...the habit of the air.
00:19:20...the air we're getting to be in the place.
00:19:24We're going to let us get to...
00:19:26...the air we're getting to be in the fuel system.
00:19:29It seems like we're getting to be in the fuel system when it's going on.
00:19:34This is the terminal system.
00:19:36We're going to turn the right to the air we're getting to the air we're getting to the air.
00:19:38Who is it?
00:19:56Who is it?
00:19:57It's me.
00:19:58Who do you think it is?
00:20:00Sorry, I just...
00:20:02I got freaked out a minute ago.
00:20:03Hey.
00:20:04Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:20:05Wait, why do you have a knife?
00:20:06Because that creepy groundskeeper came by.
00:20:10Oh, damn it.
00:20:12He came off to drop off the wood, didn't he?
00:20:14Yeah.
00:20:15And you didn't think to mention to your fiancé who was here all alone that he might be stopping by, so...
00:20:20I'm sorry.
00:20:21I forgot.
00:20:22All right?
00:20:23Yeah, and...
00:20:23I'm sorry you got scared.
00:20:26Did you know this place doesn't have a TV?
00:20:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:32I realized that when I got here.
00:20:34You have your laptop, right?
00:20:37Yeah.
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:40Sorry, I just got really scared.
00:20:42I mean, he, like, came by the kitchen window when I was at the sink and just, like, came out of nowhere.
00:20:47Came by the kitchen sink?
00:20:48Why didn't he go to the front door?
00:20:50He thought that we had left together when you went to go get pasta, so he didn't know I was here.
00:20:58Hey.
00:20:59Hey, what's this?
00:21:00Nothing.
00:21:01I just cut myself when I was...
00:21:02Nothing.
00:21:02Let me see.
00:21:03It's not that bad.
00:21:04Baby.
00:21:08It's not that bad.
00:21:09Not that bad.
00:21:10You almost cut your finger off.
00:21:11You're ridiculous.
00:21:12Did you clean it?
00:21:13I just ran water over it.
00:21:15Oh, that's...
00:21:17All right, look.
00:21:17I'm gonna get some stuff and I'm gonna clean it up for you, all right?
00:21:22Or at least pour some whiskey over it.
00:21:23You could take the boy out of the South.
00:21:30Hey, I heard that.
00:21:30Yeah.
00:21:39Oh, that's okay.
00:21:50Oh, come on.
00:22:04It's not gonna hurt, right?
00:22:06Plus, the whiskey's really poor, right?
00:22:10Okay, fine.
00:22:10Let's just get it over with.
00:22:12All right.
00:22:12Sorry.
00:22:14Wait, should we trust that?
00:22:15Is it expired?
00:22:18Do I even care?
00:22:19It's fine.
00:22:20It's fine.
00:22:22All right.
00:22:24Just a little bit to make sure you don't have any action.
00:22:27Ready?
00:22:28Yeah.
00:22:30Oh, you're okay.
00:22:32Uh-uh.
00:22:33Oh, good.
00:22:37All right.
00:22:39Now, just a quick band-aid.
00:22:41You'll be good.
00:22:42Okay.
00:22:45All right?
00:22:46Good as new.
00:22:48Okay.
00:22:48Although, I don't know if you should be drinking alcohol.
00:22:53You know, it's a blood thinner.
00:22:55She'll probably finish this for you.
00:22:56Well, in that case, Dr. Taylor can go fuck himself.
00:23:03Wow.
00:23:03Whoa.
00:23:04A little harsh.
00:23:06You know this house is expecting sex.
00:23:08Hmm.
00:23:08And we wouldn't want to disappoint the house, now would we?
00:23:13Patience, doctor.
00:23:14Okay.
00:23:16Okay.
00:23:28Okay.
00:23:29So, we have about nine minutes before the pasta's ready.
00:23:34Um, so, in the meantime, we could...
00:23:37So, what can we do in nine minutes?
00:23:40Is that what you're asking?
00:23:41Huh?
00:23:42You're such a perv.
00:23:43Oh, you should appreciate my completely appropriate level of perviness.
00:23:48Hey.
00:23:49That's a word.
00:23:50Mm-hmm.
00:23:51For you, yes.
00:23:53So, still got about six minutes before the pasta's ready.
00:24:08No way.
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10Oh, my gosh.
00:24:13Shut up.
00:24:18Is that the car?
00:24:19Stay here.
00:24:38I'm sure it's nothing.
00:24:40Oh, I'm not going anywhere.
00:24:42Oh, I'm not going anywhere.
00:24:49Okay.
00:25:04Car's fine.
00:25:06I'm sure it's just a squirrel.
00:25:09Nothing to worry about.
00:25:09Okay, I'm going to go drain the pasta so it doesn't get sticky.
00:25:12Come on.
00:25:19Let's go.
00:25:49Let's go.
00:26:19Let's go.
00:26:20John?
00:26:21Dinner's ready.
00:26:22I'll be right up.
00:26:26John?
00:26:27Dinner's ready.
00:26:28I'll be right up.
00:26:33I'll be right up.
00:26:34What are you doing down there?
00:26:40Baby?
00:26:41Yeah?
00:26:42What's up?
00:26:43What are you doing down there?
00:26:44Baby?
00:26:45Yeah?
00:26:46What's up?
00:26:47Nothing.
00:26:48There's a pipe leaking.
00:26:49I'll notify the owner in the morning.
00:26:50Okay.
00:26:51Well, come up and eat because the pasta's getting cold.
00:26:54We've got to watch a movie.
00:26:56Yeah.
00:26:57I'll be right up.
00:26:58Okay.
00:26:59Yeah.
00:27:00I'll be right up.
00:27:01Okay.
00:27:02Okay.
00:27:03I'll be right up.
00:27:04Okay.
00:27:05Okay.
00:27:06Well, come up and eat because the pasta's getting cold.
00:27:09We've got to watch a movie.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:11I'll be right up.
00:27:12Okay.
00:27:13So, what kind of wine did you get?
00:27:26Pinot Noir.
00:27:27Of course.
00:27:28Come on.
00:27:29It's your favorite.
00:27:30Yes.
00:27:31All right.
00:27:32You ready?
00:27:33Um, am I going to hate it?
00:27:35Probably.
00:27:36Yeah.
00:27:37Okay.
00:27:38All right.
00:27:43Yeah.
00:27:44I'll be right back.
00:27:53Aww, I already hated it.
00:27:54Oh, come on.
00:27:55Give it a chance.
00:27:56I will.
00:27:57I won't lie.
00:27:58I'm sorry.
00:28:00Do you remember one time when we were small we were out here it was from right over there
00:28:12I jumped out at you from behind the tree and grandpa got all excited and he shook his fist
00:28:17at me and he said boy you'll be damned to hell remember that right over there
00:28:22well you used to really be scared here Johnny you're still afraid stop it now I mean it
00:28:31they're coming to get you Barbara stop it you're ignorant they're coming for you Barbara
00:28:42stop it you're acting like a child what an asshole
00:28:46look there comes one of them now I hope this movie gets better
00:28:53I'm getting out of here the military sure does
00:28:56boom
00:29:05Jesus
00:29:06John what's that noise
00:29:30it must be the pipe fuck that's ridiculous well look the pipes are right below us all right
00:29:40you're gonna hear it are you sure yes calm down calm down you calm down fuck
00:29:49I don't mean anything that wants to be a star
00:29:59it has all a few things fall down all right
00:29:59live on the main piss right off
00:30:00here we have noobsーん
00:30:00absolutely chill
00:30:01there's already 11暗
00:30:03all right
00:30:04yeah
00:30:04I justяют
00:30:05it has to never find you in an idea of anywhere you service
00:30:09what else do you think of it is全然
00:30:11what else can you do everything you do services
00:30:14hey
00:30:15I never knew I really married you the story
00:30:17I never heard something you hate me
00:30:17I never heard something you heard or said
00:30:18Hey, I think you're still just a little creeped out from the groundskeeper guy today.
00:30:24Yeah, probably.
00:30:31Finally, a reasonable choice from this chick.
00:30:35See, she ain't that useless.
00:30:37We'll see.
00:30:38Hey, but if this was 1968, it'd be cold out after me clenching my arm right now.
00:30:53Huh?
00:30:54Oh, yeah?
00:30:55Oh, yeah?
00:30:56And then you would have your hand on my knee.
00:31:01Oh, yeah.
00:31:02Slowly work it out like that.
00:31:05Yeah, you know what?
00:31:06And then you'd give me a footwear.
00:31:11What?
00:31:12A footwear?
00:31:13Is that what I would do?
00:31:14Yeah.
00:31:15What were you thinking?
00:31:16I was thinking about something else.
00:31:18Yeah.
00:31:29Okay, here we go.
00:31:31I knew it was coming, but now it's on.
00:31:33Oh, it's been on for a minute.
00:31:36It's nice to get out of L.A., huh?
00:31:37It's so nice.
00:31:38It's crazy how you can see the stars out here.
00:31:42Yeah.
00:31:43It's nice to get out of L.A., huh?
00:31:44It's so nice.
00:31:45It's crazy how you can see the stars out here.
00:31:49Yeah.
00:31:50Mm-hmm.
00:31:51Mm-hmm.
00:31:52Mm-hmm.
00:31:53Mm-hmm.
00:31:54Mm-hmm.
00:31:55Mm-hmm.
00:31:56The town is so cute, too.
00:31:57Mm-hmm.
00:31:58But it's so crazy how, like, the stores are only open, like, a couple days a week.
00:32:03At really weird times.
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05It's a family town.
00:32:06Get a lot of people come up here and raise families.
00:32:07Raise kids.
00:32:08Huh.
00:32:09Yeah.
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:11Yeah.
00:32:12Yeah.
00:32:13But it's so crazy how, like, the stores are only open, like, a couple days a week, at really weird times.
00:32:23It's a family town. A lot of people come up here and raise families, raise kids.
00:32:31Huh. Yeah. Hey, remember, we gotta get this stuff out of the car.
00:32:39Uh, yeah. We should do that.
00:32:43Okay.
00:32:45Want something first? Mm-hmm.
00:32:53Okay. Okay.
00:32:55Okay.
00:33:09I'm gonna brush my teeth really good.
00:33:25Okay. I'm gonna change first.
00:33:27Okay.
00:33:29Ugh.
00:33:31Ugh.
00:33:33Ugh.
00:33:35Ugh.
00:33:37Ugh.
00:33:41Ugh.
00:33:43Ugh.
00:33:45Ugh.
00:33:59Ugh.
00:34:01Ugh.
00:34:03Ugh.
00:34:04One.
00:34:05Two.
00:34:07Ugh.
00:34:08Ugh.
00:34:09Ugh.
00:34:10Ugh.
00:34:11Ugh.
00:34:12Ugh.
00:34:17Ugh.
00:34:18Ugh.
00:34:19Ugh.
00:34:20Ugh.
00:34:21Ugh.
00:34:22Ugh.
00:34:29So...
00:34:30Maybe.
00:34:31Ah!
00:34:32I'll take a maybe.
00:34:33Okay. I know you well.
00:34:35Hey, what time is it?
00:34:38It's like 11.30.
00:34:39Mmm.
00:34:40You better put that lid down before you flush that toilet.
00:34:45Don't I always?
00:34:47You know how many germs fly up when you flush a toilet?
00:34:52Like a million.
00:34:54I mean, yeah.
00:34:55It's gross.
00:34:56Like, what do you wanna do? Brush your teeth with a poop toothbrush?
00:34:59I don't think so.
00:35:00Oh my gosh.
00:35:01It's like some, uh, some fetish thing we should...
00:35:02Just...
00:35:03Okay, okay.
00:35:04Look, I'll flush the toilet now and forever.
00:35:07Anyone go on a hike in the morning?
00:35:09Do I look like I'm gonna go on a hike in the morning?
00:35:11Well, not yet.
00:35:12Mmm.
00:35:13And you guess right.
00:35:14You either get sex or a hike, people.
00:35:15Ah.
00:35:16Which one do you think I'm gonna choose?
00:35:17I know which one.
00:35:18I know which one.
00:35:19Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:35:47I don't know.
00:36:17I don't know.
00:36:47I don't know.
00:37:17I don't know.
00:37:47I don't know.
00:38:17I don't know.
00:38:19Want me to make you some coffee?
00:38:22Yeah.
00:38:27Yeah?
00:38:28Yeah, that'd be great.
00:38:29Okay.
00:38:30Mm-hmm.
00:38:36Yeah.
00:38:39Oh, you can come back in bed.
00:38:45Yeah.
00:38:57Yeah.
00:38:59Yeah.
00:39:01Smells great.
00:39:19I'll join you in a minute.
00:39:31John, did you leave this door unlocked last night?
00:39:52Ah, shit.
00:39:54Yeah, I might have.
00:39:56Are you fucking kidding me?
00:39:58After that creepy guy scared the shit out of us,
00:40:00you're gonna leave this door unlocked.
00:40:02I just came out to have a smoke.
00:40:05Well, fine. It's not that big a deal.
00:40:06Forget it.
00:40:14Unbelievable.
00:40:18Why, thank you.
00:40:20Oh, it wasn't a compliment.
00:40:40Yep.
00:40:42How about I make us some breakfast?
00:41:00You hungry?
00:41:01Yes, please.
00:41:04Do you want one egg or two?
00:41:06Uh, two.
00:41:18Aww.
00:41:20Wow.
00:41:21So cute.
00:41:22What?
00:41:25Come look at this.
00:41:27They're available for fostering.
00:41:39Just saying.
00:41:41Well, I'm just saying that'll be really nice for whoever fosters them.
00:41:45Anybody but us.
00:41:47Hey, since we're on the subject,
00:41:49I could do a baby instead.
00:41:54We haven't even started planning our wedding yet.
00:41:59Right.
00:42:00Have you set a date for that?
00:42:02Okay, we're not about to have this conversation right now on our vacation.
00:42:08So.
00:42:14Oh, right.
00:42:19I'll just go back to making breakfast.
00:42:38Mmm.
00:42:39Delicious baby.
00:42:41You're welcome.
00:42:43Hey, so I know you said you didn't want to earlier, but it's nice outside.
00:42:47Mm-hmm.
00:42:48I would love to go for a hike or a walk around the neighborhood.
00:42:53And?
00:42:55And you're invited if you'd like to join.
00:43:00Um...
00:43:02I don't know.
00:43:03I, uh...
00:43:04Don't worry about it.
00:43:05I'm probably just gonna go after breakfast.
00:43:08No, yeah.
00:43:09I just...
00:43:10I love that for you, baby.
00:43:11I just don't really feel like it, so...
00:43:14No pressure.
00:43:15But...
00:43:16I think I'm gonna go take my mat out.
00:43:18Do some yoga on the deck.
00:43:22That's great.
00:43:25I won't try to convince you.
00:43:31Couldn't even make it through breakfast.
00:43:33No, I just have to send a quick email.
00:43:35I forgot.
00:43:39I'm just messing with you.
00:43:43What, are you mad?
00:43:45No.
00:43:46No.
00:43:48I better go get ready, though.
00:43:50Mm-hmm.
00:43:51Mm-hmm.
00:43:52No.
00:43:53No.
00:43:54No.
00:43:55No.
00:43:56No.
00:43:57OK.
00:43:58All done.
00:43:59Should be good for the rest of the day.
00:44:00Okay, all done.
00:44:23Should be good for the rest of the day.
00:44:25It's great.
00:44:30Are you going to be like this all day?
00:44:39I'm not being like anything.
00:44:42I just want to get outside, go for a hike, get out in some nature.
00:44:46Why did you move my toothbrush?
00:44:49I didn't.
00:44:51John, it's okay.
00:44:52If you knocked it over or something, just tell me.
00:44:55Rebecca, I didn't touch your toothbrush.
00:44:57I'd only do when it's to put it on the charger.
00:44:59John, I know what I did with my toothbrush last night.
00:45:03I finished brushing my teeth and I put it right there next to the soap.
00:45:08Well, I don't know what to tell you.
00:45:14Well, I know I didn't move it, so...
00:45:18It had to have been you, but whatever.
00:45:21All of the day, Malcolm.
00:45:34I don't know.
00:45:36I don't know.
00:45:37I don't know.
00:45:37I don't know.
00:45:41No, Iigence.
00:45:44What?
00:45:59What the fuck?
00:46:06Charlie.
00:46:14Charlie.
00:46:25Charlie.
00:46:31Charlie.
00:46:36Charlie.
00:46:39Charlie.
00:47:12Damn it.
00:47:26Who is it?
00:47:28Oh, just a neighbor.
00:47:33I said, who is it?
00:47:36Oh, I just live down the street.
00:47:39How did you get in through the gate?
00:47:40Oh, I'm an old friend of the owner.
00:47:42He gave me an extra remote in case for emergencies.
00:47:49Gosh.
00:47:52Hi.
00:47:53Hi, how can I help you?
00:47:54I sincerely apologize for disturbing you,
00:47:56but my little Piglet got help last night.
00:48:01Your cat's name is Piglet?
00:48:03Yes, ma'am.
00:48:04Wow.
00:48:05Okay, well, I haven't seen him.
00:48:08That's strange.
00:48:09I swear I saw him come this way.
00:48:13And this is the only house that, you know, it's okay, ma'am.
00:48:17If you could just do me a favor.
00:48:19If you happen to see him running around,
00:48:20do you mind just calling that number on the back of the picture?
00:48:23We just live a ways down the road,
00:48:25and, well, there aren't that many neighbors.
00:48:28Are you sure he's not in here?
00:48:30I know what I saw,
00:48:31and if you could just let me come in and take a quick look.
00:48:33It's okay, I have your number, right?
00:48:35So I'll just give you a call.
00:48:36I'd rather you not come in the house, so.
00:48:38Are you hiding my Piglet?
00:48:39What?
00:48:39Are you hiding my baby?
00:48:40No!
00:48:41I know he's in here, okay?
00:48:42I know what I saw.
00:48:43Please just let me come in, just for a second.
00:48:45Okay, please.
00:48:45You're crazy!
00:48:45Let me in!
00:48:50Let me in!
00:48:52Jeez.
00:49:15I sunk it.
00:49:45Let me in!
00:51:26Hi, baby.
00:51:28Hi.
00:51:29Did you get a little sleepy out here?
00:51:31Mm-hmm.
00:51:32Yeah.
00:51:33I feel like I was dreaming about you, because now here you are.
00:51:36Yeah, ma'am.
00:51:37Can I get back as soon as I could?
00:51:39Aw, thanks, baby.
00:51:41I love you.
00:51:42I love you.
00:51:43I love you, too.
00:51:44I'm gonna go shower real quick.
00:51:45I'm gonna sweat it.
00:51:46Yeah, I know.
00:51:47I got sweaty, too.
00:51:48Shower sounds nice.
00:51:49I like it when you're sweaty.
00:51:51Aw, gross.
00:51:52Why don't you go start the shower and I'll be up to give you a surprise.
00:51:59Okay.
00:52:00Okay.
00:52:01Mm-hmm.
00:52:02Ooh.
00:52:03Why, hello there.
00:52:07Mm.
00:52:08Mm.
00:52:09Mm.
00:52:10Mm.
00:52:11Mm.
00:52:12Mm.
00:52:13Mm.
00:52:14Mm.
00:52:15Mm.
00:52:16Mm.
00:52:17Mmm.
00:52:27Mmm.
00:52:47So, what do you want to do the rest of the day?
00:53:10Um, like beyond sitting on the couch and drinking all day?
00:53:16Yes, beyond that.
00:53:19I don't know. What were you thinking about?
00:53:21I don't know. I mean, we can go into town. We can go to the lake.
00:53:26Mm-hmm. Both sound fun.
00:53:29Um, honestly, nothing sounds better than just lounging in our underwear all day.
00:53:37All right. Can't argue with that.
00:53:39Okay.
00:53:46Of course, she got her Uggs.
00:53:49Hey, come on. You know I can't go anywhere without them.
00:53:57I've been wearing these Uggs since you met me, boy.
00:53:59I don't know.
00:54:00You better know.
00:54:02I don't know.
00:54:12I don't know.
00:54:16No way.
00:54:38Yes, ma'am.
00:54:39Oh, the absolutely perfect martini.
00:54:44Hey, this martini is a special $20 martini with blue cheese stuffed olives.
00:54:51Wow, that's a pretty high price tag to live up to, baby, but I'm rooting for you.
00:54:56Hey, these olives are stuffed with the finest blue cheese that money you buy.
00:55:00It's a masterpiece.
00:55:02Cheers.
00:55:03Cheers, baby.
00:55:08Mmm.
00:55:09Huh?
00:55:11Wow.
00:55:13I mean, that's a fucking pretty good martini.
00:55:16Yes, it is.
00:55:17I don't know if it's worth $20, but it's pretty good.
00:55:21Okay.
00:55:22I'll take that.
00:55:26Everything just tastes better up here, huh?
00:55:30Yeah.
00:55:31Hey.
00:55:32I mean, we could just move here.
00:55:37Oh, yeah?
00:55:38Yeah.
00:55:39What, in like 10 years?
00:55:41Settle down.
00:55:42Start a family.
00:55:43Yeah, that's an idea.
00:55:45No.
00:55:46I'm being serious.
00:55:47Baby.
00:55:48You know I can't leave LA because of work.
00:56:00I mean, plus our whole lives are there.
00:56:02What would we do, just abandon everything?
00:56:03I'm just saying.
00:56:04Think about it.
00:56:05Oh.
00:56:06Let's play a game.
00:56:07A game?
00:56:08Yeah.
00:56:09What game do you wanna play?
00:56:10Let's play poker.
00:56:11You wanna play poker?
00:56:12I'm good at poker.
00:56:13Okay, do you have the cards?
00:56:14Poker chips?
00:56:15I mean, like, it's not gonna be that much fun without any poker chips.
00:56:16Nah, I wouldn't say that John.
00:56:17Hey!
00:56:17Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:56:18Who the fuck are you?
00:56:19Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:56:20I wouldn't do that if I was you.
00:56:25Wait, what is this man?
00:56:26I don't want to play me.
00:56:27I don't want to play poker.
00:56:28Yeah.
00:56:41I don't want to play poker.
00:56:42That's dude.
00:56:43Yeah.
00:56:44I mean, I'm like, I'm going to play poker
00:56:45Man, what the f*** you want?
00:56:47Is this how you treat the gas?
00:56:49Hey.
00:56:52May I sit?
00:56:53Hey, man.
00:56:54Hey, whatever this is, man, it ain't f***ing funny, all right?
00:56:57It isn't funny at all.
00:56:59Or it would be.
00:57:02John.
00:57:04John.
00:57:05Hey, man.
00:57:07Hey, look, we'll give you whatever you want, man.
00:57:09All right, please, just stop pointing the gun at her.
00:57:13Do you see that, Rebecca?
00:57:15This is John's way he tried to take some sort of control back in this situation.
00:57:22You have lost control, John.
00:57:26Okay.
00:57:27All right, hey.
00:57:28Hey, what can I do, huh?
00:57:30Huh, what can I do?
00:57:31Tell you what you can do.
00:57:33How about you feel that shaky with ice and grab everything you need in order to make one of those perfect martinis of yours?
00:57:41Now?
00:57:42Yes, John, now.
00:57:43If it takes more than a minute, I shoot your wife.
00:57:47Chop, chop.
00:57:49Don't do anything stupid.
00:57:50I can see her forehead from here perfectly.
00:57:54Okay.
00:57:55It's okay, sweetheart.
00:57:59Hurry up, John.
00:58:01The clock is ticking.
00:58:02Thank you, John.
00:58:11Thank you kindly.
00:58:12Have a sit.
00:58:12Whoa, this is a perfect martini, John.
00:58:25It's like a confession for a bartender.
00:58:31Why you don't drink?
00:58:34Sweethearts.
00:58:35Come on, have a sip.
00:58:36You're a sick man.
00:58:40Do I look like sick to you?
00:58:52Do I look like sick for you?
00:58:53Because I feel so healthy right now.
00:58:55Man, fuck, I don't want to play, I want to win the game, man.
00:59:09I need you to put this on, guys.
00:59:11Come on, John, have a sit over there.
00:59:16I said it now, John.
00:59:18Have a sit over there.
00:59:19All right.
00:59:20Okay.
00:59:21Okay.
00:59:21All right.
00:59:24Chop, toss, sweetheart.
00:59:25Have a sit there.
00:59:27I want your left hand and right hand.
00:59:34You never told us your name.
00:59:36My name is what?
00:59:37My name is who?
00:59:38What's your name?
00:59:38Hey!
00:59:39Hey, are you okay?
00:59:41Hey.
00:59:42Okay, okay.
00:59:43All right, all right.
00:59:45Give them all.
00:59:48Could you squeeze them a little bit more?
00:59:50You know, there is something so satisfying about that sign.
00:59:57Thanks.
01:00:00There you go, John.
01:00:03What now?
01:00:05That's the question, John.
01:00:08We could watch a movie.
01:00:10How about that?
01:00:11I'm not sure.
01:00:12Did you guys ever finish the night of the living there?
01:00:15Or maybe you can lead us through some yoga.
01:00:19That would be nice, Becky.
01:00:26It's okay.
01:00:28No, John.
01:00:29It isn't okay at all.
01:00:31But it will be.
01:00:32I promise you.
01:00:32Why are you doing this, huh?
01:00:46I've been playing this game since I was 16 years old.
01:00:52My father passed it on to me.
01:00:58And I must play it one per year.
01:01:00Every year.
01:01:02Until I lose or I die.
01:01:05It is what it is.
01:01:07This is the way it has to be.
01:01:10But why us?
01:01:12Why do you have to do this to us?
01:01:14We don't deserve this.
01:01:15Why not you?
01:01:21Why not you?
01:01:22I mean, what makes you more special than any other couples?
01:01:27In any other club in this little town?
01:01:31Why you?
01:01:35Well, I'm afraid.
01:01:37Just the lack of my job.
01:01:41I'm curious, though.
01:01:41Would you ever replace yourself with an innocent couple?
01:01:45I don't know.
01:01:48Interesting.
01:01:51I'm always so intrigued
01:01:53at this moment
01:01:55between any couples.
01:01:59Okay.
01:02:01Okay, what happens now, huh?
01:02:02Straight to the point.
01:02:04I like that about you, John.
01:02:06But, you know,
01:02:07maybe sometimes Becky will love
01:02:09a little bit more folk, right?
01:02:12All right, John.
01:02:13All right, John.
01:02:14I think it's time to play our game.
01:02:17Right?
01:02:24Now,
01:02:25I assume you both are familiar
01:02:28with the game of war.
01:02:30Good.
01:02:30Good.
01:02:38This is my beauty.
01:02:40My extremely reliable beauty.
01:02:48I'm gonna place a bullet
01:02:49in one of the chamber.
01:02:53We play by the rules of war.
01:03:03We play by the rules of war.
01:03:06Then the loser,
01:03:08they're gonna play their own game
01:03:09of Russian roulette.
01:03:11We play until the only two of us
01:03:15left.
01:03:16And I'm gonna be in every bit
01:03:22as much as you are.
01:03:25Exciting, right?
01:03:30Who goes first?
01:03:33Mini, money, mo.
01:03:36Let's put our fate in Rebecca's hands.
01:03:42Would you like to do it first?
01:03:46No.
01:03:48What do you mean, no?
01:03:53I'm not gonna take part
01:03:54in your sick little game.
01:03:56You wanna see someone dead?
01:03:58You can pick up that gun
01:03:59and take your own life.
01:04:01This isn't on us.
01:04:05This is you being a psycho, okay?
01:04:07We didn't do anything.
01:04:18Becky,
01:04:19the rules are simple.
01:04:24If you refuse to play,
01:04:25that's called for a fate.
01:04:29So,
01:04:31any card that we draw
01:04:33will be higher than yours.
01:04:37So if you keep this route,
01:04:39this game
01:04:40will be fairly quick.
01:04:47The choice is yours, baby.
01:04:52John.
01:04:53God damn it.
01:04:54John, what do we do?
01:04:55John, what do we do?
01:04:55What do we do?
01:04:59Draw a card for back.
01:05:01Bravo, John.
01:05:03Bravo.
01:05:09Love the card.
01:05:10I mean, there is plenty below of action on you, Johnny, eh?
01:05:40Okay, okay. So, lucky number seven. Not so lucky today, huh, John?
01:05:59Go ahead.
01:06:04I told you this was exciting.
01:06:13Fuck.
01:06:22How many times have you done this?
01:06:24You sure you want to know that?
01:06:29Seventeen people, they come and go at the touch of this gun since it came into my life.
01:06:34Yes, John. Now you know.
01:06:37Jesus.
01:06:40Well, I'm not a believer.
01:06:45But if the Bible is true, I'm sure it's on your side.
01:06:50You're not that yet, John. You're not that yet.
01:07:12How'd they say? Winner, winner, chicken dinner, right?
01:07:24Oh, God damn it.
01:07:26It's okay. It's okay, man. It's okay. It's okay.
01:07:32Oh, my God. It's okay. Hey, I'll take you.
01:07:37Don't touch that gun. Now I'm gonna shoot her.
01:07:42If you don't play by the rules, I'll both shoot you.
01:07:44Okay. Okay. Okay. I get it. I get it.
01:07:47I don't do it again, John. Don't do it again.
01:07:50I play by the rules.
01:07:54I'm so good. I'm so good.
01:08:03Now, you bring up an interesting caveat.
01:08:10Rebecca can take this gun, she can put it to her head,
01:08:15or she can choose to turn the gun on you.
01:08:20No. No, I could never. No.
01:08:25Sonny, you have to.
01:08:27What?
01:08:28Sonny, you have to. I couldn't live with myself without you.
01:08:31All right. You have to do this. All right. You have to do this for us.
01:08:36Okay? Okay?
01:08:38No, no, no, no. Please. Please, sir. Please.
01:08:43I'm sorry for everything, but please just don't mean to do this, okay?
01:08:48We won't do anything. Please.
01:08:51I will kill you.
01:08:54And don't do anything stupid. It's your choice.
01:08:58Okay?
01:09:01Hey. Hey. Baby.
01:09:03Just grab the gun. Okay?
01:09:05One step at a time. Okay?
01:09:08Okay?
01:09:09Okay?
01:09:15Come on. You got it.
01:09:18Come on. There you go. There you go, baby.
01:09:21There you go. There you go.
01:09:23Sean, what if the bullet is in the chamber when I shoot?
01:09:39Honey, look. It has to be me.
01:09:41No. All right?
01:09:42You have to pull the trigger on me, honey.
01:09:43No.
01:09:44Look, I know this isn't fair of me to ask for you, honey, but I need you to do this, okay?
01:09:48John.
01:09:49I can't hurt you.
01:09:51Oh, no.
01:09:52You're not hurting me.
01:09:54All right?
01:09:55You're giving me what I want and you're giving me a chance to see you live.
01:09:59All right?
01:10:00Whatever happens, it's okay.
01:10:02It's okay.
01:10:03Okay?
01:10:04Okay?
01:10:05We've had a beautiful life together.
01:10:08Right?
01:10:09We have, we have.
01:10:10We have.
01:10:11We have.
01:10:12We have.
01:10:13It's okay.
01:10:14It's okay.
01:10:15It's okay.
01:10:16All right?
01:10:17You have to do this.
01:10:18You have to do this.
01:10:19No.
01:10:20I'm not.
01:10:21Okay.
01:10:22Okay.
01:10:23Just grab the coffee.
01:10:24No.
01:10:25No, no.
01:10:26No.
01:10:27No.
01:10:28Okay.
01:10:29Okay.
01:10:30Just grab the coffee.
01:10:31No.
01:10:32No.
01:10:33No.
01:10:34No.
01:10:35No.
01:10:36No.
01:10:37No.
01:10:38No.
01:10:43This is how it ends.
01:10:49Yeah, it's gonna end one way or the other, right?
01:10:52No.
01:10:54I love you, Rebecca.
01:10:56I love you.
01:10:57So much.
01:10:58So much.
01:10:59So much.
01:11:00I love you.
01:11:01I love you.
01:11:02I won't be without you.
01:11:03I love the trigger.
01:11:05Patrick!
01:11:07Patrick!
01:11:17No, you son of a...
01:11:35I'm together
01:11:49Inside
01:11:53A breaking soul
01:11:57By this
01:12:03Single stitch
01:12:07Holding
01:12:09What we made
01:12:17I'll go
01:12:19Somewhere
01:12:21I'll go
01:12:23Somewhere
01:12:25I'll go
01:12:29To the floor
01:12:31Now
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