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Canada's Drag Race S6 Episode 2
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00:00Ow!
00:07That's what it's all about.
00:09I am obsessed with your outfit.
00:11We're never gonna get along. We're not gonna be best friends.
00:14Well, I think you also talk a lot of shit behind my fucking back.
00:16You don't talk shit behind my back?
00:17Girl, I don't talk about you. I don't think about you.
00:19Girl.
00:20Van Gogh.
00:21Condragulations.
00:22Holy fuck.
00:30I'm a winner. Clock it.
00:40Winning week one was amazing.
00:42I won money. Paula Abdul was there.
00:44I lived in Brooklyn Heights.
00:45Girl.
00:47What the fuck?
00:48How does that feel?
00:50I mean, I know a lot of y'all didn't really see it for me.
00:53Can I say something to the room, y'all?
00:55I just want to...
00:56Oh!
00:57Bitch.
00:58Bitch, she's back. She's back.
01:04The beaver kind of changes everything in the competition.
01:07Is it looking at us?
01:08What does it say?
01:09Beaverie.
01:10Beaverie.
01:11Beaverie.
01:12Beaverie.
01:13Now we get to play the role of the judge and we get to have an input on where people stand
01:18and who gets to move on.
01:19I can't believe she's back.
01:20That's major.
01:21We all seen the beaver be used.
01:23Does anyone have a strategy or...
01:26Do we feel like maybe there's some alliances afoot?
01:29I hope so.
01:30Oh!
01:31Oh!
01:32Paula's like, looking for alliance.
01:36A lot of us do perform together regularly, so it will be hard because there is a lot of friendships.
01:40Like the beaver, it's going to be a big mind fuck.
01:43Wait y'all, can I say something?
01:44Yeah.
01:45Dulce.
01:46Dulce.
01:47Dulce, thank you for correcting me.
01:48Yeah, no worries.
01:49I just want to say, I know we had our moment earlier, but I can be very blind, sometimes rude, bitchy, all that kind of stuff.
01:57I really do not mean it from a place of hate.
01:59I do not hate you.
02:00I do not dislike you.
02:01I really just don't know you.
02:02I want to get to know you more.
02:04If in the future I say things like that, bitch call me out.
02:07I will receive it and I will do better for you.
02:10I appreciate you saying that.
02:12Like I even said before, there's no actual hatred, nothing actually that serious.
02:16I appreciate what Van is saying, but I also think she's definitely closer to everyone else but me.
02:21So I think it's an easy, like I feel like if she ever got the beaver, I wouldn't even like plead my case, girl.
02:26I'd be like, let me get ready to lip sync.
02:29All right, everybody.
02:30Let's get out of drag.
02:33Seeing the golden beaver in play does change my strategy for this game.
02:37All I know is that if I even get close to the bottom.
02:41Let me give you a nice hug.
02:42You're such a shady fucking bitch.
02:44This sounds quiet.
02:45Ebony, get that diddity doodadum, speak the language and get close with the girls.
02:51Ontario Lions.
02:52Ontario, Toronto.
02:54POC, girly alliance.
02:55What does it mean?
02:56I don't trust none of these bitches though, okay?
02:59They're greedy, they're hungry, they want the crown, and I do too.
03:05I have some news about the beaver.
03:07What?
03:08Bitch, you gotta go on!
03:10Canada's Drag Race, you better watch out for Ebony.
03:17That was so corny boots.
03:19That was getting Caucasian.
03:20Oh my God, why did I sell Tina Shaker up in here?
03:23Bitch, you gotta glue your wig down.
03:25The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000.
03:32With Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights.
03:39With extra special guest judge, Glamzilla.
03:41Oh.
03:42Oh my God.
03:43They knew they had the workroom.
03:44Every thought I was gonna be at the bottom last week, but you know, no one at the bottom.
03:48Just bottoms.
03:49You never care.
03:50Last week was so much fun.
03:51How are we feeling about this week?
03:52We are ready.
03:53I was honestly really gagged that I wasn't in the top last week, being very honest.
03:57I feel the exact same.
03:58Like, I feel like my outfit was the fucking one.
04:05I'm sorry, the category was More is More, and I went above and beyond.
04:12But it was all three categories.
04:13Oh, I know.
04:14I'm not John Emma.
04:16was the fucking one.
04:17I'm sorry.
04:18The category was more is more
04:19and I went above and beyond.
04:20But it was all three categories.
04:22Oh, I know.
04:22I'm not done, am I?
04:24So that being said,
04:25and I feel like my fucking music video,
04:27I ate that down too.
04:29And my entrance.
04:30So thank you very much, Van Gogh.
04:32Ooh.
04:33Now that everybody's been safe for week one,
04:36you can feel the tension rising.
04:38How are you feeling this morning?
04:41Babe, I feel so good.
04:42Good.
04:43I feel like so comfortable around everyone now.
04:45Like, honestly, I'm going to have sex with everyone here.
04:50Oh, my God.
04:52Let's go, diva.
04:54Canada.
04:56Sheena already didn't have her.
04:59Oh, hi, yawdy, girls.
05:02This week, we'll need all cans below deck.
05:07Ship happens.
05:08But if you stay sea-sickening,
05:11you ain't got to get sea-sickening.
05:13We're going maritime up in here.
05:17What does that mean?
05:20Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy!
05:22Oh, thank you.
05:26Hello.
05:27Carson fucking Kressley?
05:31Season six has some tricks.
05:33Girl, what?
05:34Permission to come aboard?
05:36Yes!
05:37Oh, my God.
05:39Come on, Red.
05:40Oh, and I'm actually planning on sticking around for a while,
05:43so I hope that's okay.
05:43Whoa.
05:44Yes!
05:45Of course.
05:45Yes!
05:46Annie Hoodles, after a very hectic first week,
05:48I am sure you're up for some R&R.
05:50Well, I hope you scrubbed your decks
05:52because we're about to go cruising.
05:54Like on a boat.
06:08Oh!
06:09What?
06:09For this week's Maxi Challenge,
06:10you'll be writing commercials to promote your own new cruise lines.
06:14Okay.
06:15But first things first, you'll need to pick your shipmates.
06:18We're looking for three groups of four,
06:20so find your sailors now.
06:23Ah!
06:24Let's do it, let's do it.
06:25Okay, it works.
06:26This is gonna be more fun.
06:28Oh, yeah.
06:29I feel this.
06:31That was so quick.
06:31Did you pre-select those?
06:33No.
06:33No?
06:34I have Velma Jones, Van Gogh, and Saltina.
06:38Three of them were in the top,
06:39and I'm the only one who was a bottom queen last week.
06:44Three tops for one bottom?
06:46The odds are in my favor.
06:48Okay, so we have Hazel, Paolo, PM, and Ebony.
06:52Your cruise theme is Singles at Sea,
06:55where a rose can find her Jack or Jane.
06:58Okay.
06:59I got to have them.
07:00Good girl.
07:01Van, Saltina, Sammy, and Velma.
07:04Your cruise theme is Self-Care Sisters.
07:07Channel your spirituality as you set sail for Nirvana.
07:11Oh, that's so good for you.
07:13And last but not least,
07:15Star, Dulce, Maya, and Caramilk.
07:19Your cruise theme is The Golden Gaze.
07:22Oh.
07:23A cruise fit for the geriatric twink.
07:26I think that's me, actually.
07:29We'll give you a free ticket.
07:31Will your commercials cruise you closer to the crown
07:34or land you on the poop deck?
07:36Racers, anchors away,
07:38and may the best drag queen swim.
07:41Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:45Oh, my gosh.
07:50Bitch, we're going cruising.
07:51We're going cruising.
07:52We're going cruising.
07:52We're going cruising.
07:52I'm so happy with the crew.
07:54I hear you.
07:55We get the Self-Care Sisters cruise.
07:59Spirituality and mindfulness are my thing,
08:01so I'm really, really excited.
08:03Have you guys ever acted before?
08:05Well, yes.
08:05Well, yes, okay.
08:07Not really.
08:07Not really.
08:08You don't?
08:09I don't think that's acting, acting,
08:11but I work with a lot of people I don't like,
08:13so I act like I'm fine with them.
08:15All my other group members have a lot more experience
08:18in acting than I do,
08:19but I know I can kill this.
08:21This is my moment, and I'm going to take it.
08:23Let's pretend that you invented a makeup check out anger.
08:25Beat her ass.
08:26Beat her ass, yeah.
08:28Can I just say right off the bat,
08:29I brought a bunch of BDSM stuff.
08:31I am so excited about acting challenges.
08:34I'm teamed up with the funniest people
08:36I think there is in the room.
08:37Honestly, you are a crazy nutball,
08:40but you also have a social media presence
08:42that I think is going to come very handy here.
08:45Okay.
08:46I love to fake it.
08:47I love to act.
08:48I just feel like it's such an escapism from reality.
08:51You're a different person.
08:52You're acting.
08:54I'm acting right now.
08:57I kind of have a concept idea,
09:00and I want to hear what y'all think.
09:02Okay, okay.
09:02Maybe it could be for, like, hard-working moms.
09:06The subtext is actually a cult.
09:08It gives us juice to play with.
09:09It does.
09:10I love juice.
09:11Beyond the self-care.
09:11Like, I know I'm going to go full Acadian mom.
09:13Nice.
09:14Like, yeah.
09:14How about I be the cruise director
09:17who's, like, directing?
09:18I love.
09:19Who's, like, guiding us through the meditations
09:20and all that?
09:21Exactly.
09:22Our cult, sorry, cruise,
09:24is all about recruiting people,
09:27and we're setting sails to the seas.
09:29Get into the zen of it all.
09:32Maybe we can just be, like, do a deep breath.
09:34We go...
09:35Why isn't it just that?
09:38S-S.
09:39S-S.
09:40Oh, I love that.
09:42We are working very well together.
09:44Everyone is bringing ideas,
09:46and we know what we're doing.
09:48My cruise has a whole vibe.
09:50If you start it with a close-up,
09:51if it pans away,
09:53and there's something on the lower half of you,
09:54that's off.
09:55Nice.
09:56Yeah.
09:56Like, you're not wearing pants, or...
09:59But it's hard to start with a close-up.
10:02You have to establish where you are.
10:05Yeah, establish the moment.
10:07Yeah, that's true.
10:08In my group,
10:09Velma is acting as a little bit of a storyboarder,
10:13and she is just not here
10:14for anything that she didn't think of,
10:16to be honest.
10:17Should everyone be a voiceover, then?
10:18No, that's it.
10:19That's weird.
10:20I think what it should be
10:21is we all do a pass of our first scenes,
10:23and then while the other people
10:24are doing their first scenes,
10:25someone's changing.
10:25No, no.
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:27No, no, no.
10:27We do it.
10:28Like, what is the best for the wardrobe
10:31and accessories?
10:32We're just talking.
10:33We're just footballing ideas.
10:35Every scene, my lashes can get bigger.
10:37Wait!
10:38No, no, no, no.
10:39Do you think that you can technically
10:42do that in 30 minutes?
10:43No, no, no, no.
10:43Oh, yeah.
10:44Don't do that.
10:45Oh, yeah.
10:45Velma is just stressed.
10:47Like, just a perfect word.
10:48Stressed, not happy, not having fun.
10:50Baby, we need to go on the cruise.
10:52That's why we were doing the commercial.
10:53I feel like the most important thing
10:54in this challenge
10:55is making sure that
10:56what we're selling
10:57is something that people want to come to.
10:59I think also playing into, like,
11:00the funny part, puns and jokes
11:02and, like, hidden messages and stuff
11:03that really caters
11:04to, like, old queer people.
11:07I don't really know
11:07that many older, like, queer people
11:09in my life in general.
11:09That's actually fair.
11:10I had to think about it.
11:11And maybe it's because
11:12I don't go out of my way
11:13or just our paths have been crossed,
11:16but, like, I hope they do.
11:18I don't know if you guys know this,
11:19but my dad's queer.
11:20Oh, I did not know that.
11:22I, like, kind of just recently
11:24found out that he was my dad,
11:25like, three, four years ago.
11:27At the age of 19,
11:28I found out that the dad that raised me
11:30wasn't actually my father.
11:31Somebody reached out, like,
11:32hey, I think I'm your dad.
11:34Fast forward, we did a DNA test.
11:35Turns out he was my father.
11:37And that was just, like,
11:38a huge, like, eruption in my life.
11:41And, like, I grew up
11:41in, like, a very religious household.
11:43So, like, to find out
11:44that I had a queer father, like,
11:45completely, like, changed my life.
11:47Wow.
11:47He's been so supportive
11:48of me being here and my drag.
11:49And it's, like, a complete 180.
11:51I didn't know that.
11:52That's actually so sweet.
11:53I had, like, no idea.
11:54I won Ottawa's X-Rex Superstar,
11:56and he surprised me
11:57and showed up with flowers.
11:59He also used to do drag,
12:00like, back in the day, too.
12:01No way too much.
12:02I was so happy
12:03because it was for the first time
12:04that I felt like someone
12:05in my family was seeing the real me.
12:09He just inspires me so, so much.
12:10So I'm definitely going to play into him.
12:13But he's also only, like, 45.
12:14So it's...
12:14Oh, yes.
12:16Bitch, I want to meet Papa Caramel, honey.
12:19You there, single, sad, alone,
12:22the cry no more.
12:23Let me tell you about our services.
12:25And that's where we would put
12:26a little voiceover.
12:26The services that our cruise ship provides.
12:29Yeah.
12:29Yes.
12:30There are foods that are aphrodisiacs.
12:33Like, we could be, like,
12:34welcome to our food court
12:36where we have...
12:37And it's only, like, oysters.
12:41Dark chocolate.
12:42Pineapple.
12:43Pineapple.
12:43Mandatory.
12:45Edible lubes.
12:45Edible condom.
12:47The pep talk.
12:47The pep talk.
12:48Should we have a dark room on the boat?
12:50Gooning.
12:51Gooning coach.
12:52I just have this feeling
12:57that this is too sexual.
12:59Go the mile, but don't go too much.
13:02I just don't want it to be so sex-focused.
13:05Yeah.
13:05So let's reel it in
13:06and not get ahead of ourselves.
13:08We're selling the cruise, right?
13:09I love our concept done like that,
13:11but is it sexual or is it single?
13:13Oh, my God.
13:14My parents are going to watch this.
13:15Ah!
13:17I love my crew!
13:18Oh, my God.
13:19Hello, queens.
13:20Oh, my God, boys.
13:21Hello.
13:21Oh, my God, boys.
13:22Oh, my God, boys.
13:23Bienvenue.
13:23Oh, my goodness.
13:26These boys are so fine.
13:28Oh, they're all mesmerized by the pit crew.
13:29Hello, I'm over here.
13:30Hello.
13:31We are going to start
13:32with the singles cruisers,
13:34and the rest of you beautiful creatures
13:36can have a seat right here.
13:39Feel free to heckle.
13:40No, I'm kidding.
13:41Don't do that.
13:42Lights, go, action.
13:44Our group is coming in first
13:46and we are ready to set that bar.
13:49All right, your time starts now.
13:50Period.
13:51Hit it, divas.
13:53Are you tired of being left on read?
13:55So single and sad,
13:57you just want to get bread.
13:58I'm gonna go further,
13:59you got nothing to lose.
14:01And welcome aboard
14:02the Rose that Greaves.
14:05Who went the second to the last line?
14:07Was it Hazel?
14:08Me.
14:08I would be careful about your diction.
14:10Got it.
14:10And the same for Paolo as well.
14:13Just be careful that we can really understand
14:15what you're saying.
14:15Got it.
14:16Lovely.
14:16All right, what scene is next?
14:18Okay, so I am Goonologist.
14:20Hello, boys.
14:21Are you ready to come to set?
14:23And action.
14:24Take a bite.
14:26It tastes so good.
14:28Food's so yum.
14:30It'll make you want to.
14:42Thanks, boys.
14:44That was great.
14:46I don't know if we can air it,
14:47but it was great.
14:49All right, what's next?
14:51Hey.
14:52Oh, hello.
14:53Okay, and what's the setup here?
14:55I'm just talking shit.
14:57Okay.
14:58Let's give it a whirl.
15:00And action.
15:01Just think the touch.
15:02I'm feeling lit.
15:03Godday, I love this setup.
15:08What?
15:09Take the thing out.
15:10Take it out.
15:11Take it out.
15:11I mean, I think that's a funny gag, pun intended.
15:14I think spit it out like it's a piece of gum or something,
15:16and then you get the funny,
15:18and then you also get our viewers to understand
15:20what you're saying.
15:23Action.
15:23No drink, the touch.
15:27I'm feeling lit.
15:29Godday, I love this setup.
15:32Okay.
15:35Girl, what?
15:36The singles at sea heard my lisp and said,
15:40how can we make our voices harder to understand than Vance?
15:42and they all accomplished that.
15:46What do you think?
15:48I just feel like I can't tell what they're selling.
15:52Get it, Hazel.
15:53The prompt is more singles at sea looking for love,
15:56not looking to get fucked.
15:57Like, that's not what singles want all the time.
15:59And action.
16:00Take those pills so you can have all those thrills
16:05all prepped up and ready to take it up.
16:12That's great.
16:15And this is all, this whole storyline
16:17is promoting the singles cruise, yes?
16:18Yes.
16:19Okay.
16:20Got it.
16:21I know it's the singles cruise,
16:23it's just sounding like the slutty sex cruise.
16:26Okay.
16:27Carson says this is a slutty sex cruise
16:29and I shit myself.
16:31We did too much.
16:33Sorry, Mom.
16:34All right, that's time.
16:35Thank you so much.
16:36All right, we will welcome up our self-care sisters.
16:40Okay, great.
16:41Now, who did the writing?
16:42Who's kind of in charge?
16:43We all came up with our shit.
16:45Velma was so good at writing it down,
16:48but we all have our own characterizations,
16:51our own material.
16:51All the storyboard ideas.
16:53So Velma had a pen.
16:54Velma had a pen.
16:55No, no, no.
16:56She had to write.
16:57Can I see?
16:58Oops, sorry.
16:59I did the storyboard.
17:00It's like all of my ideas,
17:02like for the concept and everybody just share.
17:06Okay, so you came up with the overall creative
17:08and then they kind of contributed each of their segments
17:11and then their dialogue.
17:12The overall creative?
17:13Okay.
17:14And is everybody happy with what you came up with?
17:16Yes.
17:17Yes, yes.
17:18Vant?
17:18We all contributed to the overall creative, for sure.
17:20Okay, great.
17:22They're definitely gonna fight after this.
17:24Your time starts now.
17:26I'm gonna start back here.
17:28I'm the cruise ship director.
17:29Okay.
17:30It's also a kind of cult and I might be recruiting.
17:34And you're gonna hit the gong.
17:35I am.
17:36I think that's so funny.
17:38Are you ready?
17:38Um, yes.
17:40Can I get a line reminder just to start off?
17:42Hello.
17:42Welcome aboard S-S-Ugh.
17:45Okay.
17:46And action.
17:49Are you tired of living a poop deck kind of life?
17:55Welcome aboard.
17:56Welcome aboard.
17:57S-S-Ugh.
17:58Oh, right.
17:59Sorry.
17:59Let's start over.
18:01Are you tired of living a poop deck kind of life?
18:07Van and Velma's conflict right before we start
18:11did rattle me.
18:12But if there's anything I can do,
18:14it is pick myself back up and apply myself.
18:17Would you like to be taken away?
18:21Join our co-
18:22Cruise.
18:23And let's hear from some of our visitors
18:25who chose to stay.
18:29Great. That was very good.
18:30Word.
18:31Love, love, love, love.
18:32Okay. We should probably move on.
18:34Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:35I'm gonna be like a really busy business woman.
18:39Right, right.
18:40And it's a voiceover, so it's like-
18:42It's all completely voiceover?
18:44Yeah, it's just like, let's see from-
18:45No, the beginning part is voiceover.
18:47This part's not voiceover.
18:49Yeah.
18:49Yeah.
18:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:50Okay.
18:52Let's see if it is voiceover.
18:54I think Carson is seeing us a little bit messy.
18:58Van looks frustrated.
19:00She looks pissed.
19:02But I know I'm a powerhouse in acting,
19:05so I will just lean with that
19:08and try to have the more fun I can have with this challenge.
19:11I'm a highly busy woman.
19:13I know that's time for these sheep.
19:22Great.
19:23I think we should keep moving.
19:25Action.
19:25My name is Sammy Landry.
19:28I've been addicted to cigarettes since I've been a baby.
19:32If I smoke one more cigarette, I might die.
19:37Great.
19:38Are you happy with that?
19:39I'm very happy with that.
19:40Okay.
19:41Okay.
19:42Let's move on.
19:43Our team chemistry maybe wasn't the best in the moment.
19:47What's like turbulence, but like,
19:48I don't know, it was rocking.
19:50The butt was .
19:53Join us on the SSN.
20:02Okay, that's your time.
20:03Hello, my golden gays.
20:05Hey, Carson.
20:06Hey, Carson.
20:07Who did what in this team?
20:09We literally all did everything.
20:11We were all pitching ideas.
20:12We all wrote everything down.
20:14Maya, you feel good?
20:15I feel good.
20:16Yeah, I feel good.
20:17We're going to try not to get mad at each other and stuff.
20:19Okay.
20:20Oh, the shade.
20:21Well, we also contributed
20:22to all of our script, but not all of our team ever said that.
20:24Oh, okay.
20:25Hold on one second.
20:27Hold on one second.
20:29I can't wait to see how this turns out.
20:32What the fuck was that?
20:33What?
20:34What the fuck was that?
20:35What the fuck was that?
20:36Why?
20:37You said you came up with the whole concept.
20:39No.
20:40I said...
20:41He said that.
20:42He said that.
20:43And then she said yes.
20:44We'll do this later.
20:45We'll do this later.
20:46And action.
20:47We are your cruise directors on the SOS Seniors on Sea.
20:58I'm having a literal blast.
21:00We will keep you on your feet as you explore our deck going birdwatching.
21:05I am like looking straight into that camera and giving it a little bit of...
21:09And I'm just feeling so good.
21:10We know you golden gays love your white parties.
21:14Which is ironic.
21:15Because we're the ones hosting it.
21:17Great.
21:18I don't think you can do any better.
21:22Okay.
21:23All right.
21:24We can move on.
21:25Great job.
21:26This song is from the 1940s.
21:28I think that's when Ruth Hall was born.
21:31This song used to be hip in my day.
21:34Oh.
21:35Oh.
21:36My hip.
21:37Wait, what?
21:38What?
21:39Can you twerk on the walker?
21:40Yeah.
21:41I think you should do that.
21:42Just have fun with this.
21:43This is so stupid.
21:44Yeah.
21:45This cruise is treating it like they're last.
21:47Because it probably is here.
21:48At the S.O.S.
21:51Seniors on Sea.
21:54And that's your time.
21:55Thank you so much.
21:57Okay.
21:58Now we can win.
21:59Wee.
22:00Wee.
22:01Oh, wow.
22:06Oh, wow.
22:07It's elimination day.
22:10And the other teams need to be scared because they had some bumps.
22:14Bumps in the water.
22:16I have a question for the self-care sisters.
22:19Yes.
22:20Oh.
22:21Are you guys going to let Thelma speak?
22:23Oh.
22:24I was going to ask.
22:25So we were obviously watching you guys were first.
22:27Yeah.
22:28And it seemed a little tense on set.
22:29Did it?
22:30Not that anybody did bad, but like you could feel it.
22:32Yeah.
22:33So what was going down?
22:34I just don't know what happened.
22:35I know.
22:36I was working in the same time.
22:37I'm sorry.
22:38I'm not the leader of the team.
22:39That's not what I said.
22:40I just wanted to say what I did.
22:43And maybe it came out wrong.
22:45I don't know.
22:46At this part, I was like, oh my God, I don't understand nothing that is going on.
22:49It's really a loss in translation, I think.
22:52I just wanted to assure that it was clear that I did more on the part of the storyboard.
22:57That was the only thing.
22:58And I hope she understood that, but I don't think so.
23:02What I remember hearing was Carson saying, who was the leader of the group?
23:06And we were all saying you.
23:08Can I speak, please?
23:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:10Then Carson said, so the overall concept was your idea.
23:14And I heard you say, yes, the overall concept was my idea.
23:17No.
23:18And that's when I said, well, no, I think we all contributed to the overall concept.
23:22Because I feel like we did really work collaboratively on the entire script.
23:25Absolutely.
23:26100%.
23:27The entire script.
23:28Everything was collaborative.
23:29I'm sorry, it's hard for me to speak in English.
23:31And everybody was talking and I'm like, I don't understand everything.
23:36I don't know what is going on.
23:37I totally understand, Vin, why you would be upset.
23:39And I also get where you're coming from as well.
23:42Because I didn't know English when I first came here.
23:44You have to think in one language and then speak it in a different one.
23:47I love working with you guys collaboratively.
23:50Obviously, in the moment it happened, I'll say I got really stressed out.
23:54I'm just somebody who like, if I feel something, I wear it all over my body.
23:58I'm sure you all have realized.
24:00No.
24:01Not at all.
24:02I get it.
24:03I'll be more patient with you.
24:04No, but I'm hopefully okay.
24:06That's OCD.
24:07I'll stop before I react.
24:08Van Gogh starting to chime in with like, oh, we all worked on it.
24:12This is already her second, like, tiff with someone, you know?
24:15So it's like, at one point you need to see that you kind of are the problem.
24:19It's not like she's got some healing to do.
24:21Cause like, she's a sickening bitch, you know?
24:23But she's also a bitch.
24:25Well, ladies, I think we should get ready for this runway.
24:29Cause you guys are looking a little gray.
24:31Oh!
24:32I am seasick, my man.
24:34How do we feel about like that conversation?
24:39Like Ross and Velma.
24:40I really want to like interject with like, these bitches like don't know when to like,
24:46let another girl talk.
24:47You just need to like, put your hand down and say, bitch, I have something to say too.
24:51But the thing is like, I don't need a moment that night, you know?
24:54Not that you need a moment, but I mean, the way that you've let me in, I want other people
24:58to be let in like that and understand you.
25:01I understand Paolo.
25:03I do.
25:04She's so fucking funny and she's so genuine and sweet and she listens.
25:09And I do be talking a lot.
25:14This is a lot harder than I thought it was going to be.
25:17Um, but is anybody else missing friends and family?
25:21I'm very fortunate.
25:22And I know this is rare that like, I have a family that supports me and my dad and I,
25:26like growing up, I wasn't really close with him.
25:29Oh God.
25:30Aw, babe.
25:32He's been there.
25:33Like he doesn't come to my shows and we're so okay with that.
25:35Like I, girl, I'm like in a fucking G string and a bra.
25:38Like, shaking your ass for $5 bills.
25:40Literally like, I'm like a fucking stripper.
25:42It's fine.
25:43But it's more the fact that like behind the scenes, we call every day.
25:47And like, he helped me build my drag room, my drag studio.
25:50And like, he's been there and like my mom too.
25:53Like, you know, like she's been there to help and support me.
25:56And I know I'm so lucky.
25:57Hazel, they love you.
25:59You have one of the greatest families.
26:02It's so, so important to have like that loving support system.
26:06I was like the parents of my parents.
26:09Um, a lot of toxicity.
26:12My mom was having alcoholism and it was all me.
26:16My fault.
26:17My fault.
26:18Always, always.
26:19So like my family, when I was growing up, like we came from Mexico and there were immigrants.
26:23And, um, my father was very, um, like abusive towards me physically.
26:29If I dropped like a glass of water or if I missed a school bus, like I would get beat constantly.
26:34And kind of having to like live in like that sense of fear.
26:37I moved out when I was 16 and I got emancipated like as soon as I could because I wanted to just like be me.
26:44So like since I've been 16, like anything I have, it's because I did it.
26:49Like my parents have never given me a dollar since then.
26:52Like I didn't talk to my parents for like years and I still don't talk to my dad like at all.
26:58Like I remember when I would first move out, like the city was small.
27:00So like if we saw each other, like I saw them like shopping, I would just walk by.
27:05Like we didn't know each other.
27:07What?
27:08What?
27:09And I think that's why sometimes I'm like so quiet or like so reserved.
27:12It's because like, and I'm sure like everyone else, like this isn't a joke to me.
27:16Like, no, this is my life.
27:18I've given up literally like everything because I don't have aunts or uncles.
27:24I don't have anybody here.
27:26I have just me and like you saying that, Hazel saying like how appreciative you are.
27:31Like that makes me so happy because I think something that like kind of gets me going is like when like queer people who have such good families will be like,
27:38Oh, I have to go see my family or like, Oh, they're so annoying.
27:41They're so, they love my drag so much.
27:43And I'm like, you have no idea how lucky you are to even have that.
27:47So like, just be happy like you said and appreciate it.
27:50And you're so loved here, bitch.
27:52Thank you for sharing.
27:53No, like, thank you.
27:55And like that.
27:56Because I also see you be reserved and like that.
27:58And that's why I always come up to you and like that.
28:00Because I want you to be that outgoing person that you are, that I know deep down, bitch.
28:05That girl on the fucking challenge.
28:07Literally.
28:08She's owning it.
28:09She's owning it.
28:10Right when you walk down and you're like, yeah.
28:12I was like, okay.
28:13Wait, wait.
28:14Can we all do the Dulce titty shake?
28:15S-O-I.
28:16S-O-I.
28:17Seniors lost to you.
28:40Come on, girl.
28:41Put the bass in your rock.
28:44Head to toe.
28:45Let your whole body talk.
28:48Gorgeous.
28:49Yes.
28:50So hot.
28:51That's blonde emission.
28:52Welcome to the captain's quarters of Canada's Drag Race.
28:55She's my forever life preserver.
28:58It's Tracy Melsor.
28:59Hey, girl.
29:00Hey, Brooklyn.
29:01Oh, my God.
29:02Tracy, I am so on board with this look and your makeup is sailing full speed ahead.
29:06Not a soul can dock.
29:08That's right.
29:09And X always marks his spot.
29:11It's style superstar, Carson Kressley.
29:14Thanks for having me.
29:15I'm so happy to see you.
29:16How are you adjusting to Canada?
29:17Oh, gosh.
29:18I'm having a really hard time with the accent.
29:20What accent?
29:21I don't understand you.
29:22What?
29:23Oh.
29:24Sorry about it.
29:25And she's forever making waves.
29:27It's makeup maven, Glamzilla.
29:30What's up, Brooklyn?
29:31How do you like my mug?
29:33Oh, I think you went a little overboard.
29:36This week, we challenged our queens to make us flash in cruise commercials.
29:41Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
29:47Charisma.
29:49Category is...
29:51In the shadows.
29:53Mwah.
29:54First up, Van Gogh.
29:57This week, I have not only one face to critique, but two.
30:00Teddy or not, here she comes.
30:02I'm giving you a little bit club kid, a little bit of childhood nightmares, a little bit of possessed teddy bear.
30:09Cute and cuddly, and a little gothic and evil kind of mixed together.
30:13I wouldn't consider myself a two-faced bitch, but today on the runway, I thought I'd try it out.
30:18And I said, let the plastic surgery settle before you leave the house.
30:22You are wrong.
30:23Next, Saltina Shaker.
30:26Oh.
30:27This look represents staring your inner demons in the face and making them glamorous.
30:33When I was 16 years old, I was in a car accident, which left me riddled with scars for so long, I didn't want to show anybody my scars.
30:41But now, I want people to look here.
30:43I wanted to look how trauma looks when it's transformed into love.
30:47And I think I did that.
30:49Sammy Landry.
30:51When I heard what lurks in the shadow, I immediately thought of when you hit a deer on the highway.
30:59Bitch, I am from New Brunswick.
31:01Look at all that carcass.
31:03Every single inch of this gown is full of rhinestones.
31:08This deer, she might have been hit by a car, but she's still going to hit up that party.
31:13These gays, they're trying to roadkill me.
31:16You kill them, we grill them.
31:20Velma Jones.
31:21I present to you my other ass.
31:23Oh.
31:24Johnny.
31:25Here's Johnny.
31:27With this look, I wanted the judges to see that a drag king can do as much as a drag queen.
31:34My king community is so beautiful, and they are all so creative and so fierce.
31:40And I think if I can make them proud, I'm really happy.
31:48Star doll.
31:49Oh, I'm facing my fears right now as an aswang.
31:52The mythical creature from Filipino folklore that scared me so much as a kid.
31:57Caught in a bat romance.
31:59This look is giving horrifying, terrifying, creepy creature.
32:05And I am thirsty for that winch.
32:08When I said wing woman, I didn't really mean this.
32:11Dulce.
32:12I'm dripping onto this runway as La Llorona, a Mexican legend who, long story short, was
32:19going to her wedding day, ended up having to kill her kids, and then her partner was like,
32:24you know what?
32:25I'm good.
32:26Oh.
32:27Oh.
32:28Oh.
32:29Give me that.
32:30Oh.
32:33Girl, same.
32:34These tears are coming straight from my eyes.
32:37And I am still dripping from the swamp, trying to find my next prey.
32:41Oh, this reminds me, I need to get an oil change.
32:44Now, Maya Fox.
32:46For this look, I am giving a demon that lives behind the mirror, honey.
32:51Can we all just pause and take a moment to reflect?
32:54Yes.
32:55She preys on vanity.
32:57If you dare look into her mirror, she captures that soul.
33:00I've got horns.
33:01They are rhinestones.
33:02I am giving you glam.
33:04I am giving you spooky.
33:05And I am giving you finesse.
33:07And that's the vanity.
33:10Caramelk.
33:11Guess who's bat in the house?
33:13Oh.
33:16Tonight, I am coming down the runway as a corrupt government experiment gone wrong.
33:21The wings are huge.
33:23I think they weigh more than me.
33:24I'm literally dying walking down this runway in so much pain, but I'm trying not to show it.
33:29I want to show the judges that I'm not just a one-trick bat.
33:34I think I know her.
33:35We used to hang.
33:39Paolo Perfeccion.
33:40All of my life I was told you could be wearing a trash bag and you still look fabulous.
33:45As I'm walking the runway.
33:46Oh.
33:47Oh my goodness.
33:48It can't fall off.
33:49Embarrassing.
33:50Yikes.
33:51Then I'm on the other side.
33:52Oh, two cups.
33:53Wow.
33:54You can pay her in trash or credit.
33:56That is embarrassing.
33:57Oh, babe, I just gave birth.
33:59Aw, it's a garbage bundle of joy.
34:04Coup de gras.
34:05A banana fucking falls off.
34:08Tragic.
34:09Talk about junk in the trunk.
34:11And now, Hazel.
34:13Oh.
34:14I think I see her pink pony club.
34:17I am a witchy kelpie.
34:19A folklore tale from my Scottish roots.
34:22It is a horse shapeshifter that lures humans back to a body of water and takes their lives.
34:29I am feeling so fucking spooky in this look.
34:32I am coming to haunt you.
34:33I'm coming to eat you.
34:35And I'm coming to bring you back to my swamp to make it nasty.
34:38I'd kill for her bone structure.
34:40Ebony LaBelle.
34:41You know what goes bump in the night?
34:43It's her damn inner saboteur, okay?
34:45You've got to be kidding me right meow.
34:47I am serving gothic glamour hood baddie.
34:52Don't look at me.
34:53I'm a vampire.
34:55I didn't want to give too much of a monster because I let the girls do that themselves with
35:01those mugs.
35:02I hope she's not a sore loser.
35:05And finally, PM.
35:08This runway is inspired by my partner's nightmares.
35:12They have had sleep paralysis their entire life.
35:15And I want to create a creature that maybe they'll be turned on by if they have this happen to them again.
35:21Talk about a walking nightmare.
35:23I really want to look scary, but I also want to look elegant and beautiful because not all nightmares need to be ugly.
35:32Mom, can you pick me up?
35:33I'm scared.
35:34Welcome queens.
35:36And happy Halloween.
35:39It's time your commercials hit open water.
35:43First up, it's Palo Perfeccion, Hazel, Ebony LaBelle, and PM with their cruise commercial for singles.
35:51Are you tired of being left all red?
35:54So single and sad you just want to get bread?
35:58Look no further.
35:59You got nothing to lose.
36:00And welcome aboard, the girls that we come aboard!
36:06You want a sneak peek at some of our amenities?
36:10Well, look no further.
36:13Check it out with our resident goonologist.
36:16Take a bite.
36:17It tastes so good.
36:19Food's so yummy.
36:21It'll make you...
36:29Let's talk prep with Miss Foxy Doxy.
36:33Don't be silly.
36:34Take those pills and get ready for all them thrills.
36:38All prepped up and ready to take it up the unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, unh.
36:45Check out our singles mixer and taste the elixir.
36:50Blue strings attached.
36:52I'm feeling lit.
36:54Gosh dang it.
36:55I love this ship.
36:57Cruise package includes...
36:58Free lube.
36:59Free therapy.
37:01Free makeovers.
37:05The Rose Buds.
37:06The Red Room.
37:09Okay.
37:10Okay.
37:11Okay.
37:12Next up, it's our self-care sisters.
37:17I'm Saltina Shaker.
37:19And welcome aboard the SS.
37:23Are you tired of being anchored to a poop deck kind of life?
37:26Would you like to be taken away?
37:29Join our co...
37:30Crews.
37:32And let's hear from some of our...
37:34Visitors.
37:35Who...
37:36Chose...
37:37To stay.
37:39Let's fire those idiots.
37:40I'm a highly busy woman.
37:42How do that's time for this ship?
37:44Do you stress more than you stretch?
37:57SS.
38:02Want to be serviced?
38:03Float to our massages on board.
38:05I'm told I stare too much like a sailor.
38:08Let's get to it.
38:12Yeah, don't be scared.
38:13I got a bevel for Brooklyn.
38:15Oh, yeah.
38:16SS.
38:17Oh!
38:20My name is Sammy Landry.
38:22I've been addicted to cigarettes since I've been a baby.
38:26If I smoke one more cigarette, I might die.
38:31Change the tides on your old bad habits.
38:35SS!
38:40Our ship travels everywhere and stops nowhere.
38:43Join us!
38:47Thank you so much.
38:48Good job, good job.
38:50Worth all the fighting.
38:52And finally, our golden gaze.
38:56Ahoy!
38:57My name is Dulce.
38:59And my name is Caramel.
39:01And we are your cruise directors here at the S.O.S.
39:06Seniors on scene.
39:09We know you golden gays love your white parties.
39:13Which is ironic, because we're the ones hosting it.
39:16So come on down and groove at the silent dance party.
39:21This song was huge in the 1940s.
39:24I think that's when RuPaul was born.
39:27Oh, this song used to be hip in my day.
39:30Oh, my hip.
39:31Huh?
39:32Huh?
39:33Huh?
39:34And we will keep you on your feet as you explore our deck going bird watching.
39:41Oh, god damn.
39:43Look at that cockatoo.
39:46Gertrude, what are you looking at?
39:48And bitch, you know we were not talking about that bird.
39:51I love you Gertrude.
39:52Come here.
39:53Come here.
39:54Oh.
39:55Oh.
39:57After a long, exhausting day, come on down to our soap opera viewing party.
40:02You might get lucky and be able to spend it with someone else.
40:05Everyone on this cruise is treating it like their last.
40:08Because it probably is here at the S.O.S.
40:12Seniors on scene.
40:15Yay!
40:16Based on your commercials and runway presentations, the judges have made some decisions.
40:24When I call your name, please step forward.
40:27Star Doll.
40:29Maya Fox.
40:31Ebony LaBelle.
40:33PM.
40:35Caramel.
40:37Van Gogh.
40:39You are all safe.
40:41You may leave the stage.
40:47You're all safe.
40:49The rest of you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.
40:53It is now time for the judges' critiques.
40:56First up, Saltina Shaker.
40:59Saltina, does your back hurt?
41:02A little.
41:04I thought so, because you carried that commercial.
41:05Oh.
41:06I don't think that you were super confident when you started the challenge.
41:10Mm-mm.
41:11But it worked.
41:12Every second, you are the through line.
41:13You were the messaging of that commercial.
41:16I love the cult angle.
41:17I thought that was such a clever way to sell self-care.
41:20I love the S.S.A.
41:22And I loved how it repeated itself throughout the commercial.
41:25You were always there with your gong for it.
41:27So talk to me about being in the shadows with this piece.
41:30I was in a car accident when I was 16 years old.
41:34And this lovely, lovely piece represents the scars that I have underneath this outfit.
41:41I used to hate them.
41:43You know, I think the hardest part about living, honestly, is taking a look at the shadows that you have inside of you.
41:51I love them now.
41:52So many of us have been ostracized or told we weren't good enough because of things that we thought were ugly.
42:01You know?
42:02And you realize when you can take that out from the darkest recesses of your soul and throw it on the stage, that's when beautiful art is created.
42:10So thank you for sharing and thank you for being so brave.
42:16Do it with me.
42:18Ah.
42:19Next up, Sammy Landry.
42:22Hi.
42:23In your commercial, I thought that your character had potential.
42:26I just did not feel that you reached it.
42:28And I saw you were trying to have fun with it.
42:30I just needed more from you.
42:32During your acting challenge, you gave up all the screen time to Saltina.
42:36And I don't remember you.
42:38It was always the same very monotone delivery.
42:40You have no inflection.
42:41But it was actually quite charming.
42:43It was like, I've been smoking since I was baby.
42:46Like, it never changed.
42:47You're funny without trying to be funny.
42:50You can't buy that.
42:51So just give yourself more to do so we can give you more credit next time.
42:56I enjoyed the runway look, but it is a little bit thrift store on the bottom for me.
43:00I wish the gown reached the floor.
43:02And I know you're going for like a campy look with the, you know, Raquel Welch shake and go wig, but you can still be campy and elevated.
43:09Yeah. Thank you.
43:10Next up, the artist formerly known as Velma Jones.
43:14Let's talk about Velma in your cruise commercial.
43:17You got every morsel of charisma and character out of that, you know, essentially just kind of like a one line monologue.
43:25Back in my day, we would say you chewed the scenery, but I think the kids today would say you ate.
43:30You didn't have a very big part, but I thought you made the most out of every second that you were on screen.
43:37And this look is just incredible.
43:40You had me howling at the runway.
43:42I had a physical reaction when you came out with this look.
43:45This is Johnny Jones, right?
43:47Absolutely.
43:48Want to tell me about Johnny?
43:49I'm listening.
43:50Well, it's full moon tonight.
43:52Oh, woo.
43:54I think you are someone to look out for.
43:57Every fantasy that you were selling, I'm buying.
44:01Next up, Dulce.
44:03Hola.
44:04Hola.
44:05I just have a big note here on my page that says star, because you had, you had the four C's.
44:11Well, there's five, but I can't say the fifth one, but the four are comfortable, confident, charismatic and comedic.
44:18You're fun.
44:19You're funny.
44:20You're fabulously informative.
44:22You checked all the boxes.
44:24So really well done.
44:26I thought you did a really, really great job and you're just naturally charismatic.
44:30This look, I think that is a wonderful cultural reference.
44:34I wish it read a little bit more bridal to me.
44:37It's a little bit too swampy and a little bit less bridal, if you know what I mean.
44:40Okay.
44:41I wish you had done a bit of a spookier makeup, because this just looks like your normal pretty mug.
44:45Okay.
44:46I feel like there's just too much statements.
44:48The neckline is a statement.
44:50The length is a statement.
44:51The different textures is a statement.
44:53And then, like, the black everywhere is a statement.
44:56I would love to see you learn to balance.
44:58You are already a statement.
45:00You're the it girl.
45:01Okay.
45:02Up next, Paulo Perfection.
45:05In terms of your commercial, if I had taken your clip and I had just played it, I would
45:13have had no idea we were in a cruise ship commercial.
45:15And on top of that, I couldn't understand a word you were saying.
45:18You know, I said to you a couple times, I was like, we really can't understand.
45:22Be really careful about your addiction and a commercial is communication.
45:25And if we can't understand the dialogue, we're not going to get anything from it.
45:30Congratulations on the delivery.
45:32I think that's a first for the drag race runway, a bejeweled baby.
45:37Yes, you're wearing a trash bag and you look fabulous in it.
45:41Is it enough?
45:42You know, when I think about a trash bag couture, I go back to Missy Elliott.
45:47Big and moving.
45:48And I feel like I like the intention behind the trash bag, but I would like to have seen
45:53it more of a drag bag.
45:55Something just bigger.
45:57Last, but certainly not least, Hazel.
46:00Hi.
46:01Hi.
46:02I think my problem with your performance in the commercial is that it was just silly
46:06without structure or a punchline.
46:08Got it.
46:09I'm not approved, but it got a little bit hypersexual for me.
46:13Yes, it did.
46:14Yeah, it was more like an orgy cruise.
46:16Yeah.
46:17I'm buying a ticket, of course.
46:18We both signed up.
46:19We all have tickets.
46:20This look.
46:21Ha ha.
46:22I love each piece of this outfit.
46:26It's really fun.
46:27And the details are so good.
46:28The gloves, the nails, the jaw piece, the facial piece you had on earlier.
46:32This is a really fabulous look.
46:35I appreciate that.
46:37Based on the judges' critiques, we have made some decisions.
46:40Dulce, your performance in the maxi was golden, girl.
46:45Velma Jones on the runway, you really had us howling.
46:51Saltina, our self-care sister, you had us sipping on your Serena tea.
46:58Saltina Shaker, congratulations, you are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
47:04Good to be.
47:06You have won $5,000 cash, courtesy of Travel Manitoba.
47:11Yeah.
47:12Dulce, Velma, great work this week.
47:19You should both be very proud of yourselves.
47:22Sammy Landry, Paolo Perfection, and Hazel, you are the bottom three queens this week.
47:29Saltina Shaker, as this week's winner, you have earned the power of the golden beaver.
47:35Granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip syncing for their lives.
47:40You hold the fate of your sisters in your hands.
47:44As you untuck, the bottom three may plead their case.
47:51You may leave the stage.
47:56You can't wait to get out of here.
47:57I know.
48:01Maybe get your drink.
48:03Y'all need to come in here and spill the fucking tea.
48:06Walking into the work room after the critiques, I'm like,
48:08ugh, I know everyone's gonna be like, oh, so how did it go?
48:11And I'm like, babe, not well, bitch.
48:12Saltina looks happy.
48:14I won.
48:15You won?
48:16Oh, my God.
48:17Oh, my God.
48:19I feel fucking amazing.
48:21All the self-doubt that I had.
48:24I don't need to have space for them in my head.
48:27I ain't trying to take no one's moment.
48:28I'm gagged that you won, though, because I really thought I was going to Velma.
48:31But, congratulations.
48:33I am gagged that I was even in the top.
48:35And I have a very difficult decision to make.
48:38Y'all mean so much to me.
48:40I feel a little bit of pressure knowing that I have the power to save one of these queens from the bottom two.
48:48I don't know what I'm going to do yet.
48:50I want to hear from all of you why you want me to save you.
48:56And I want to hear it from here, not from here.
49:00Hello.
49:06First week was tough for me.
49:08It was a lot.
49:10And, like, this week, like, my sisters really helped me to, like, it's fine.
49:15Like, at this point, it's a part of the look if I cry.
49:18I really don't care, babe.
49:20Like, I'm literally sitting in a trash bag.
49:22I don't know, I'm just like, I don't feel like I'm ready to go.
49:28Like, I just feel like this week I finally started, like, feeling the sisterhood.
49:32Like, I felt like I was getting out of my head.
49:35I don't know.
49:39I am hurting from my sister Apollo right now.
49:42I can just see that, like, she's turning on her Apollo perfection to kind of, like, mask a little bit.
49:47I want her to be here.
49:49I know she wants to be here.
49:50And I hope that Saltina makes the right decision and saves her.
49:53Uh, Sammy, follow your heart.
49:56Do what you want with it.
50:00No, tell me.
50:02I want to hear fight.
50:06Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl.
50:09I love what I give inside, you know?
50:12And so, I don't know, I'm just feeling so many emotions right now because I just feel like, am I, am I in the right place right now?
50:22Like, I don't know.
50:23I don't know.
50:24For some reason, I feel like I don't deserve that beaver.
50:29And that is a voice in my head that I have to deal with.
50:33I often feel like I don't deserve things or I always feel like people deserve things more than me.
50:38I don't know why I put myself in that place all the time.
50:41I don't know why I keep doubting myself, you know?
50:46And that's not the right attitude for this competition.
50:50But I can't help that that's what I'm feeling.
50:53Hazel, how do you feel?
50:56Ugh.
50:57They loved my look.
50:59What?
51:00They said nothing but great things about my look.
51:02I was one note in my performance.
51:04I understand that.
51:05But like, I have so much to prove being here.
51:09Yes.
51:10I worked my ass off.
51:11I'm not saying y'all haven't either.
51:13But like, I just want this.
51:14I'm hungry.
51:15I deserve this.
51:16And I want to be here.
51:19So many people are expecting great things from me when I come back and I'm not delivering how I should be.
51:26And I just don't know what to do.
51:29I want to be here.
51:30I deserve to be here.
51:31I'm not trying to say that y'all don't deserve at all either.
51:34But like, I fucking want this so fucking bad.
51:39I appreciate it.
51:40It fucking sucks.
51:42I'm honestly so sad to see my sister Hazel in the bottom.
51:45Look at me.
51:46Look at me.
51:47You are such a stellar fucking performer.
51:49And it hurts to see you in the bottom like this right now, but don't let it bring you down.
51:54This is my opportunity.
51:57Unfortunately, you have this decision.
52:00But fuck these nails.
52:03This is real now.
52:04There are so many tears, so many emotions.
52:07And I'm the one that has the power.
52:11Whoever is in that bottom two, I want you to fucking prove it to that world right there.
52:17Prove it.
52:18It's only one person.
52:20If I could save them all, I would honestly.
52:23But this is a competition now.
52:25And somebody has to go home.
52:29I might sneeze.
52:33Bless you.
52:36A lucky sneeze.
52:48Saltina Shaker.
52:49Heavy is the hand that holds the beeper.
52:53Who do you want to save from the chomping block?
52:57The queen who I've decided to save is...
53:05Hazel.
53:06Oh, my God.
53:07Girl.
53:08Gag.
53:09I was not expecting that.
53:13Oh, my God.
53:18Well, battle of the buffoon.
53:22Bitch, let's fucking give it.
53:23Well, I'll be damned.
53:25Hazel, you are out of the woods this week.
53:28Yes, I am.
53:29You may join your sisters at the back.
53:34Sammy Landry, Paolo Perfection.
53:37I'm sorry, but this means that you are both up for elimination.
53:41Two queens stand before us.
53:42Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of Raise a Little Hell by Trooper.
53:56This is your last chance to impress us and save yourselves from elimination.
54:03The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
54:11Oh, this is going to be an interesting lip sync.
54:18Good luck.
54:21And don't fuck it up.
54:23One, two, three, four.
54:26Go, my God!
54:28Raise a little how.
54:30Raise a little how.
54:31Raise a little how.
54:32Raise a little how.
54:34Raise a little how.
54:37Raise a little how.
54:39Raise a little how.
54:40If you don't like what you see, why don't you fight it?
54:47If you know there's something wrong, why don't you write it?
54:55Raise a little how.
54:57Raise a little how.
54:59Raise a little how.
55:01Raise a little how.
55:04Raise a little how.
55:06Raise a little how.
55:07Raise a little how.
55:08In the end it comes down to your faking
55:13And there's really nobody to blame
55:16But it feels like your ship is sinking
55:19And you're too tired to play the game
55:23Nobody's going to help you
55:29You just gotta stand up alone
55:32And dig in your heels and see how it feels
55:36To raise a little hell of your own
55:39Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell
55:45Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell
55:52If you don't like what you got, why don't you change it?
56:01If your world is all screwed up
56:04Rearrange it
56:06Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell
56:13Raise a little hell, raise a little hell
56:19Yeah!
56:32That was great.
56:33That was great.
56:37Queens we have made our decision.
56:41.
56:45Sammy Laundrie,
56:47Shantae, you stay.
56:55You may join the others.
57:04Paolo, you are one of one.
57:09You are perfection.
57:12Now, sashay away.
57:16Love you, Paolo.
57:17Oh, Paolo, you're everything.
57:22Well, you win some, you lose some.
57:29That was unfortunate.
57:34But I found the sisterhood I was looking for.
57:38Angel numbers.
57:39I love angel numbers.
57:41I was definitely robbed of my time,
57:43but that's why I'm going to be robbing these bitches right now.
57:46I've got a few suitcases that are empty.
57:51I am the universe, the universe is me.
57:53Good dragulations, queens.
57:55You live to slay another day.
57:58Now, the world has never needed the magic of drag more.
58:01So, remember, stay true, north, strong, and what?
58:05Yeah!
58:06Yes, now let the music play!
58:09Yes!
58:10Yes!
58:11Now let the music play!
58:12Next time on Canada's Drag Race, this week is a double feature.
58:31Snatch Game and Design, you get to choose your own adventure.
58:37What is going on right now?
58:39Oh my God, we have to choose one.
58:42Hello!
58:43Hello!
58:45I am a little shocked that my sister didn't choose.
58:47What's waiting for this?
58:49Can I give you a hug?
58:49Because I feel...
58:50No.
58:51I'm in trouble.
58:54Now that is how you do Snatch Game.
58:57I would wear this outfit.
58:58It was giving Cirque to So Gay.
59:21I am on right now.
59:42No.
59:43No.
59:45No.
59:45No.
59:46No.
59:46No.
59:48No.
59:49I don't know.
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