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EastEnders 2nd November 2025
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00:00Music
00:22Thirteen minutes in the oven.
00:24You put the lights up in the window.
00:26That's not actually going to kill anyone.
00:27You wrote the word die.
00:29It wasn't actually going to kill her.
00:31What about everything else?
00:33The writing on the door of the Christmas card?
00:35Don't be stupid, Lily.
00:37I didn't do it all.
00:38Well, it's fine then.
00:39Kat said one more thing and she might go.
00:42So I just did the one more thing.
00:44Because I want her to go.
00:50I haven't done anything wrong.
00:52Then why have you got an empty box of fairy lights in your bag?
00:55Sorry, I'm sure there's a reason why.
00:57I've never seen them before.
00:59Is she right?
01:01I thought we were mates.
01:03I thought we were getting on.
01:05Everything that's been going on, is it you?
01:09No.
01:10I told you I was up here.
01:12You're doing your homework with Lily, which is a first.
01:16Please, Tommy, just tell the truth.
01:19Everything that happened with him and Joel, everything he's done to you.
01:22I can't deal with it yet.
01:23Lily was helping me learn my lines for a part in Nigel's film.
01:31There was a can of paint in your bag.
01:33Yeah, I found it in the barrel store.
01:34I was trying to make a costume.
01:36Lily thought it might make people like me again.
01:37If you're lying...
01:39Then the box of lights?
01:41I don't know.
01:46All my lines...
01:47...marked in blue.
01:50Lily reads them and I repeat it.
01:52It just...
01:53It just helps my dyslexia.
01:57Why don't you just tell us?
02:01I wish I never brought you back.
02:03It was all in his bag.
02:15A woman and her chaos.
02:18She is destroying this family.
02:20She's scared, Nan.
02:21She's really scared.
02:22She's back here, turning everything upside down,
02:25sleeping with people that she shouldn't.
02:27Nan.
02:28Are you taking your meds?
02:31Yes.
02:32Listen, I'm taking my meds.
02:36This is not my bipolar.
02:37This is that woman and it needs to stop.
02:42You need to tell them.
02:44The need is to get these in the oven.
02:46Nan, it can't all get it, OK?
02:47If it was just this one time and she knows how stressed you are...
02:50Give that cake to Freddy because he is leaving.
02:54Lily, leaving.
02:54If you don't tell them, I will.
02:56And he deserves one last lovely night.
02:59Now, I need to get candles.
03:00Watch the sausage rolls.
03:02If they burn...
03:04Oh, she ain't going to miss one bottle, is she?
03:08Oh, you're talking!
03:10And it's not every day.
03:12My aunt.
03:13Our favourite aunt.
03:14Oh, debatable.
03:15Do you want to be in a case with your Monday?
03:17Get engaged.
03:19It's true.
03:19Oh, so, to the happy couple.
03:22Oh, thank you.
03:24Do a holly.
03:25You're giving strength.
03:27Oh.
03:29Hey, listen, listen.
03:30Let me just say something real quick.
03:32Dad, mum...
03:34I don't think anybody would believe that I'm rude, you know.
03:37I'm so happy for both of you.
03:42It's crazy.
03:43I'm getting a little brother, a little sister, and a second mum.
03:46Who, don't tell her, but...
03:47I'll look better than me first.
03:50Oh!
03:50Come on, bring it in, son.
03:51Me first, me first, me first.
03:53Ah!
03:54Denzy!
03:55Oh, please.
03:57So sweet.
03:58Oh, you want to go, OK?
03:59You want to go, you want to go.
04:00All right, come on.
04:08She's not still going to be smiling, is she?
04:10When she finds out that ring's stolen.
04:12I'm sorry, what?
04:14Penny was talking about a parcel going missing.
04:17Christmas present from her mum.
04:19We're, um, we're celebrating, so...
04:21So I got her to send me a pic, and...
04:29You tell her, Kim, or I will.
04:38I didn't do candles, because it's not a birthday.
04:42No.
04:42That looks amazing.
04:44Oh, this is a cake.
04:46I think that Tommy should be here.
04:49I can't.
04:49I'm out there.
04:50Hey, it's really kind of you, G.
04:52Oh, I can't believe my little girl's going to Australia.
04:56It's all right, she'll be back.
04:57Even the dead people come back to Woolford, didn't they?
05:01Are you sure you're going to be OK?
05:03Because if the boards really are out to get you...
05:05No, I'll be fine.
05:07I mean, the police are on it, and your brother's here.
05:10Mind you, I don't think it's me.
05:11You shouldn't be going for it.
05:16I thought you might not come.
05:18Yeah, well...
05:20You know.
05:21Cake!
05:24I'm not going to let you slip away from me, Harry.
05:27I'm going to get you into rehab, all right?
05:31Somewhere nice.
05:32Yes.
05:35I am not just going to stand by
05:37and watch you shove that stuff in you
05:40and end up in a coffin.
05:46You have been given another chance at life here, darling.
05:49You've got to take it.
05:51Please.
05:54Please.
06:08You know, Tommy, you doing this, I think it's brilliant.
06:10I'm stupid.
06:12Of course it's not stupid.
06:14You're getting stuck in, you're getting involved, aren't you?
06:16I mean, people see you as a different person,
06:18and, um...
06:19You know, I'm proud of you.
06:21I believe in I'd write stupid stuff up in them lights.
06:25Yeah.
06:25You know, I know she's scared, and she shouldn't have said that.
06:33Me and your mum
06:34shouldn't have thought for one second
06:36that she may even be right, OK?
06:39Yeah, I ain't that person.
06:40Yes, I know that.
06:41I know that.
06:41You're a kind, beautiful, young man
06:43whose name is soon to be on a poster
06:45and your big, ugly mug
06:48on the golden screen.
06:50Oh, I can see it now.
06:52Yeah, Tommy DiCaprio moon.
06:55Everyone will see it.
06:56Right, come on, let me help you,
06:58cos I used to do a bit of acting back in the day.
07:00Right, who's the library?
07:01I know all the things he's done in the past,
07:03but he wouldn't do anything like that,
07:05not to his family.
07:07I feel for you.
07:09Really, I do.
07:10But...
07:12This can't go on.
07:14I ain't making him do it, am I?
07:16You're scared.
07:17I get it.
07:19Someone's coming into our home.
07:20I'm scared as well.
07:21But Tommy had the box for the lights
07:23in his school bag.
07:24Someone must have shoved them in there.
07:25Whoever's putting them up, I don't know.
07:28But we need to stick together as a family.
07:30You know, things are tough enough already.
07:32I was going to leave earlier.
07:33No.
07:34I'm not having you leave.
07:37When's it going to end?
07:40Cos if you lot think I'm sticking around,
07:42like you say Stacey did with that fee,
07:44I would...
07:44Listen, I've been waiting years
07:47to get all my kids together,
07:48but all this that you're doing,
07:50it has to stop.
07:51You're pushing everyone away.
07:56But what if it's Tommy and Lily
07:59and they're in it together?
08:00Please, Zoe, this has to stop.
08:04I promise you,
08:05we'll find out who's doing this, right?
08:06But all this that you're doing,
08:09kicking off with everyone,
08:10and this ends now.
08:13Please.
08:15I will say to Chelsea, yeah,
08:17we should have a big country house due.
08:19Yeah?
08:20What do you think?
08:20Yo.
08:21Or we could have a long engagement.
08:23Or just a registry office.
08:25Are you trying to say that I am not worth it?
08:27No, no, no, I'm just...
08:28Cos this ring, yeah, ain't cheap.
08:30You see the ring?
08:30See the ring?
08:31Yeah, that's right, that's right.
08:32Cos my fiancé is bringing home the big pink.
08:36The thing is, the ring...
08:37So I was thinking purple, yeah,
08:39as a kind of thing, yeah,
08:40cos I'm thinking it's kind of regal.
08:42Look, if I'm really honest with you,
08:43it's a fake.
08:45Yeah, of course it is.
08:46Good one.
08:47Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's...
08:48What do they call it?
08:49It's a placeholder.
08:53What?
08:53Is it my ring?
08:56It's just something temporary
08:57until the real one's ready.
08:59You're starting off a marriage with a fake?
09:01No, no, I mean...
09:03Look, if you give it back to me,
09:05I'll go and get the real one sorted.
09:07Everyone saw me get engaged, Harry.
09:09You know, the whole angel, the one knee.
09:12I mean, OK, it could have been a bit smoother going down,
09:14but people are going to want to see the ring.
09:15Yeah, and once I've changed it...
09:17And then you want to take it back?
09:18No, no, you can't leave a girl's finger empty.
09:20Yeah, yeah, but...
09:22Listen...
09:23I appreciate you telling me the truth, yeah?
09:27And that is the reason why I love you, Mr. Danes.
09:33But no, I have a dress to plan.
09:37Chelsea!
09:38Yeah?
09:39I need your help now.
09:40Uh-oh.
09:40Yes.
09:41Chelsea's on the bankroll right now.
09:43It's a big stock time, honey.
09:45Mmm.
09:48What did you make this from, ma'am Jean?
09:50Koala?
09:51Ooh.
09:52Kangaroo pouches.
09:55Is that meant to be funny?
09:57Because I don't remember either of your contributions to the party.
10:00Nan, I think that it's lovely.
10:02I think lovely might be pertinent.
10:04Well, I did think of kangaroo, but it's not really a cake flavour.
10:08Oh, Gina, Koala, you're not eating...
10:10That's down there, but maybe later.
10:12Oh, right, well, we're here to give Freddie and Anna a send-off,
10:17so put your happy faces back on.
10:19No, Nan.
10:20Leave it.
10:21Oh, sorry, here.
10:23Sorry, just, um, who'd have thought, eh?
10:25Zoe having another drama at your party.
10:29I'm really going to miss you, Freddie.
10:31And you, Anna, obviously, you know, but, um, you're not...
10:34It's not like, you know...
10:35Yeah.
10:37And what we know after Stacey going to, um...
10:40The sausage rolls are still in the oven.
10:43Come on.
10:43I know you're missing Harry, but you're going to start work now,
10:53and you've still got Gina.
10:55She is missing Harry, too.
10:57Uh, after what you did to you?
10:59No.
11:00No, I'm not.
11:02You weren't even going to come and say goodbye, were you?
11:05What if you want to throw your life away on some boy that you can't even trust?
11:08He's not the only one who let me down.
11:12That's not...
11:12If I can forgive you for what you two did,
11:15then you can forgive him.
11:18And for Kojo's sake, you can forgive Harry, too.
11:21You're loving me, and you're loving you,
11:27don't want to make up for you...
11:28Oh, that's it.
11:35Lights it down.
11:36Cheers.
11:37Oh, I was just coming to get those.
11:39Oh, has she stopped then?
11:40Accusing Tommy?
11:41She blamed Tommy?
11:42Oh, that's ridiculous.
11:44Why would she do that?
11:44She found some bits in his bag,
11:46and she's just got the wrong end of the stick, that's all.
11:48Kurt, he was scared.
11:50You know how hard he's trying after everything.
11:51All right, I've spoke to her, and she's promised, so...
11:53This is affecting the family now.
11:55Right, well, we've got a send-off to be at, yeah?
11:57So let's get back to work.
12:05You've got to tell them!
12:06Those look lovely.
12:08And she's just dragged Tommy into this!
12:09Yes, and now he's out of it.
12:11I didn't mean to frame him, did I?
12:13You know, I just heard you all coming up the stairs,
12:14so I just shoved the box into the nearest thing, so...
12:17Yeah, you can go now.
12:19She's not the one destroying this family.
12:21Fine!
12:28I'll tell them.
12:30You can go now.
12:39It's all right, Maria.
12:42Hey.
12:42Hey, listen, man, um...
12:46Thanks for bringing the family together.
12:49Not a problem.
12:51Well, no, I hope Sophie bring the grandchildren and them for the wedding.
12:55I haven't seen them, man, for a long time.
12:58And since the separation, Anthony missing them as well, you know.
13:05I didn't know him and Sophie, but still...
13:07Ah, man, they're grown-ups, son, you know, for the sake of the children.
13:11And they still speak all the time?
13:13All the time.
13:16Hey, Patrick.
13:17Yeah?
13:18I don't suppose you've got her number, have you?
13:19What, you want to invite her yourself?
13:21Well, yeah, you know, I just want to give her as much notice as possible.
13:24Oh, come on, you haven't even fixed the date yet.
13:27Yeah, I know, it's just...
13:29Anthony's your son.
13:30Just want to make sure he knows I've got his back.
13:34Yeah, well.
13:34Do you think he needs to go to hospital?
13:44He's just...
13:46In the morning,
13:47when he's slept it off, I...
13:49Is this a bad time?
13:51Er, Barney let me in.
13:54Oh, er, yeah, this isn't really...
13:57Someone leave the lie down.
14:00He's had a long day.
14:02Cooked us all a lovely lunch.
14:03Me and Freddie are leaving soon for Australia.
14:07Oh, that's so lovely.
14:09I mean, not a flight.
14:11Pack your sunscreen.
14:13Yeah.
14:14Er, Harry...
14:24She still really likes you, you know.
14:27Gina.
14:29She won't say it.
14:31But if...
14:32If you like her...
14:34Then you need to make it work.
14:37Cos if you break my sister's heart...
14:39Look, that's very sweet, darling.
14:40And Kojo misses you too.
14:42Despite everything you got him into,
14:44right now,
14:45he needs a friend.
14:46Look, if you want everyone to kiss and make up,
14:48it's your dad you need to talk to.
14:50Not him.
14:50I mean, it ain't just the writing in the window.
14:56Well, Ted, what are you spilling it?
14:57I mean, who sends someone a card to scare them?
15:00I thought you'd have gone by now.
15:02This is a private conversation.
15:04Oh, when did you ever do private?
15:06All this ain't a joke, all right?
15:08She giving you the poor little me act.
15:09You know, maybe we should stay out of it.
15:11I'm just getting drinks.
15:12Where were you before the lights went on?
15:13I don't know where I was, officer.
15:15What are you implying?
15:16Right, you're barred.
15:17Oh, of course I am.
15:19Both of you and your whole rotten family.
15:21My rotten family?
15:22You want to look in the mirror, love?
15:23Oi!
15:23Don't speak to my daughter like that.
15:26She started it.
15:27Oh, of course I did.
15:28And you, upstairs now.
15:34Say hello.
15:36Thanks, Chelsea.
15:38OK, so listen, Dee and Jack are back in the morning
15:41so we can have a proper engagement party tomorrow.
15:44So what was this?
15:45Oh, this was what you call a, what is it?
15:47A placeholder.
15:49Well, I hope it's not going to be a long engagement.
15:52What, you can't keep up with the pace, Will, Andy?
15:53Oh, come on, let's get you and that ring back home.
15:57Oh, yeah.
15:59I'm going to the cafe.
16:02And you've got until the end of the night.
16:12Sophie, thanks for calling back.
16:16No, no.
16:17Hold on, slow down.
16:21Say that again.
16:22I thought Christmas with all my kids.
16:25Yeah, well, you ain't got someone telling you to die in massive letters.
16:29I just wanted a nice evening.
16:31We can still have...
16:32Zoe, you've just insulted two of my best punters.
16:34Yeah, because they were laughing about someone wanting me dead.
16:37Oh, no one wants you dead, Zoe.
16:39I was shot.
16:40Yeah, by someone you beat up and he's now locked away.
16:43Oh, is that why he did it?
16:44So it obviously ain't him, it's someone else.
16:45OK, listen, so, OK, whoever it is, I know it's not nice.
16:49Nan's got something to say.
16:52Don't you, Nan?
16:54Yeah, she has always got something to say.
16:56I told you, please.
16:58Stop kicking off.
17:00Yeah, but that's what they're trying to make you think, that it's all me.
17:02But that's the truth.
17:03So we've tried.
17:04We have all tried.
17:05Then try harder.
17:06You know, me and Freddie, we need to get back downstairs.
17:10No, no, Jean.
17:11She needs to see what she's doing and who she is affecting.
17:15Tell them, Nan.
17:18See, look at her.
17:19Jean is too polite to tell you how upset she is.
17:22Lily knows.
17:23Polite?
17:24Jean ain't stopped having a go since Stacey left.
17:26It was probably how it put the lights up.
17:28No, no, this is Jean.
17:29Jean...
17:29My boy's through there, yeah?
17:39And he's made mistakes and he's held his hands up to them
17:42and now he's trying everything he can to make things right
17:45and to make people like him.
17:47And go on, me.
17:50What am I doing?
17:52You've got yourself in a hole and you keep on digging.
17:54At this rate, you'll be in Australia before Freddie and Anna.
17:59I ain't slept properly in weeks.
18:01Yeah, you think any of us have?
18:03This is why Freddie is leaving.
18:05I'm going because I love Anna.
18:06Because he can't take any more of this aggro.
18:08He shouldn't have to.
18:09None of us should.
18:10You're the one who went looking for me and brought me back here.
18:12Oh, shit over.
18:13Oh, yes!
18:15It's affecting our business, it's affecting my boys
18:18and it's affecting Jean.
18:19Come on!
18:20Listen, I love you, yeah?
18:22You know that and I will take a bullet for you.
18:26But all this, this is tearing the family apart.
18:31So what are you saying?
18:34You want me gone?
18:35Come on.
18:35You made up your sister, yeah?
18:53Dad.
18:56You need to stop all this against Harry and his family.
19:00Kojo really misses this friend.
19:01And Gina really liked him, whatever she wants to pretend.
19:07He got my brother involved.
19:08And now he's out of it.
19:11He just needs his mate.
19:12They both do.
19:19Come on, little girl.
19:21All grown up.
19:26I'm going to miss you.
19:29I'm going to miss you, too.
19:31I'm going to miss you.
19:34I'm going to miss you.
19:38I'm going to miss you.
19:39I'm going to miss you.
19:40I'm going to miss you.
19:40I'm going to miss you.
19:47Why didn't you tell them?
19:49Oh, she's going.
19:50Don't need to.
19:51She thinks everyone thinks that there's someone out there to get off.
19:54And there is.
19:55Yes, you!
19:56All this fighting is because...
19:57I just did the lights, Lily.
19:59you promised me
20:02had my fingers crossed
20:03this is not funny nan
20:04just one thing
20:05just today
20:06that's all I did
20:07how can I believe you
20:09oh well
20:09don't then Lily
20:10I understand that all of this
20:14is very difficult for you right now
20:16without your mum
20:17but I am
20:18I am
20:19trying my best
20:22my hardest
20:23to look after you
20:24you need help
20:27I am taking my meds
20:31I know what an episode looks like
20:33you tell them
20:34it'll all blow up
20:35and that will be the rest of the evening
20:36and I just need
20:37to get through
20:38Freddie leaving
20:39lovely
20:41beautiful
20:42gentle
20:43Freddie
20:44and then
20:46I'll be okay
20:47so
20:55how does your fiancé feel
20:57about marrying a thief
20:58I just spoke to your wife
21:03a restraining order
21:08I mean
21:09that is serious
21:10it's
21:12not gone to court yet
21:13and you should not have rung her
21:16seems like
21:16lovely kind
21:18Dr Truman
21:18ain't as lovely
21:19and kind
21:20as he makes out
21:21not when it comes to women
21:24not when he done get his own way
21:26you had no right
21:28and there's your dad
21:29thinking how good it is
21:30you'll still get on
21:31you say one word to him
21:32my kids are in that house
21:33Kim
21:35Yolandi
21:36do you think I'd heard any of them
21:37Sophie is a liar
21:39she's taking out her restraining order
21:40so what's she gonna do
21:45right now
21:50I don't know
21:53I don't know
21:53come
22:07I'm sorry
22:10for how
22:11how I've been acting
22:12I just
22:13I need you
22:15to have the best
22:16and if you're sure
22:18it's Freddy
22:18I am
22:20okay
22:20then
22:20then go
22:24go and see the world
22:26with him
22:28if I hear
22:31that he's at you
22:32I'm gonna come out there
22:34I'm gonna come after him
22:35I know you
22:36no I will
22:36I know
22:37not for you
22:39happy now all here
22:43oh don't you ever stop
22:45not like this
22:46you're the one
22:47who told me to go
22:48whoa whoa whoa
22:49that's not what happened
22:49though is it
22:50you're leaving
22:51really
22:51yeah
22:52my so-called mother
22:53throwing me out on the street
22:55not throwing you out
22:56I'm the one that's
22:57tried my hardest
22:58not one person here
22:59has tried at all
23:00well you said I was a drama queen
23:02not one of you
23:04has stood by me
23:05Zoe that's not true
23:06I've got three boys upstairs
23:07who you've always wanted
23:08more than me
23:09carrie that's not fair
23:10stop my case
23:11one of you
23:12someone here
23:13you're doing it to me
23:16I wouldn't waste my time
23:17Vic
23:18I told you
23:19to back off
23:20and you two
23:21whinge bags
23:22no wonder Stacey
23:23couldn't wait to get away from here
23:25so we're trying to have a little
23:26leaving party
23:27you alright
23:27well have one for me
23:28while you're at it
23:29please Abby
23:30not like this
23:30I thought if there was one person
23:34that would be on my side
23:36it'd
23:36be you Kathleen
23:39Billy said that Teddy is changing his plea
23:54I mean he's tried to push him to stick with not guilty but
23:58he won't listen to anyone
23:59have you told them
24:02the boys
24:04not with Harry as he is
24:06I know but
24:08he's in court tomorrow Nicola
24:10it's going to be all over the news
24:12well
24:13keep the telly off
24:14I know
24:31after everything I said
24:33I'm the last person you want to see
24:36I know you're not part of any of this
24:40I've got nowhere else to go
24:47I've got you now
24:54I've got you
24:58you're safe
25:00oh oh oh and Mo said to tell you that
25:06should anything go wrong to remember that every cloud has a silver lining
25:10which you can then flog
25:11well you tell Mo that I said she needs to start her own TikTok
25:14will you send me a postcard
25:16oh I don't think people send postcards anymore
25:19a photo
25:19oh maybe not a photo
25:20just a little text
25:21a little text
25:22just every now and then
25:23oh
25:24I'm really going to miss you
25:26oh well that's life isn't it
25:28it goes on
25:28now you go on to that big wide world
25:32and show them how absolutely fabulous you are
25:35had to learn something from those years with you didn't I
25:39I know I haven't always been the best mum
25:44but I'll always be here for you
25:46I thought I lost you
25:50so just having you back
25:53it's been enough
25:54anything goes wrong
26:01you call me alright
26:04man you're playing right away
26:07it's a very long playing right
26:13I'm okay
26:15oh I was going to give me hugs like you did
26:26you're going to make me mess up over Skype
26:32you sure I can't drive you two
26:36no no we're gonna
26:37we're gonna start as we mean to go on
26:40yeah
26:41yeah
26:42listen are you sure that you're gonna be okay
26:44I'm gonna be fine
26:45absolutely fine
26:46shouldn't I be
26:48this place has been amazing
26:54you ready
26:56ready
26:57ready
26:57bye
26:58love you
27:06I love you
27:07love you
27:08enjoy
27:08go after yourself
27:09bye
27:10bye
27:11bye
27:11bye
27:12love you guys
27:14see you later
27:16bye
27:16bye
27:17bye
27:17bye
27:18you keep my secret
27:28and I'll keep yours
27:30I ain't the same
27:31whatever you boys are talking about
27:34you have to cut it short
27:35because I'm gonna need my sexy fiance
27:38upstairs right now
27:40I'm just a geezer trying to keep his head above water
27:50of course you are
27:53and you
27:54you're a danger to women
27:57and I'm watching you
27:59watch all you want
28:01not a word
28:04BBC iPlayer has your next episode of EastEnders
28:25tomorrow morning from 6am
28:27when the alpha mum and her social climbing hits the skids
28:31it'll make you laugh
28:32Amanda Land on iPlayer
28:34just press red
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28:40thank you
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