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00:00Previously on Southern Charm...
00:02Hey, Craig.
00:03Hey, girl.
00:04Shall we go to the bunkhouse?
00:05Hell, yeah.
00:06As things continued to heat up between Sally and Craig,
00:10Vanita was getting a cold dose of reality.
00:13Like, I was in Craig's hot tub at 4 o'clock in the morning.
00:16Oh.
00:17Oh, wait.
00:18You'll have beef.
00:19I keep forgetting.
00:20Oh, my God.
00:22And when we all got together for Sally's beach party...
00:25Molly, do you want to do a keg stand?
00:278, 9, 10.
00:29There we go, baby.
00:30Shep debuted his single buddy, Wittner.
00:33But it was Sally's friend, Charlie,
00:36who was the belle of the ball.
00:38The question is, who is Charlie targeting?
00:41I'm excited.
00:42Much to Sally's chagrin.
00:45What am I going to do while you're on a surfboard?
00:48Oh, boy. I think I see something.
00:51Although, let's be honest,
00:53her heart really belongs to another.
00:55Sally's got the hots for Austin.
00:58Which motivated a long-overdue conversation
01:01between Austin and Audrey.
01:03I mean, I'd like you to visit Charlotte more.
01:05I just, like, feel like I'm at an age
01:07where I, like, want my space, and I like my space.
01:10Yeah, I mean, I don't want to question, like,
01:12why are we with each other?
01:13They've got trouble down the coast of mine.
01:17Ba-ba-doo.
01:19This is so gross.
01:29This house is disgusting.
01:32What the frick?
01:34Oh, God.
01:36Ew, what is that?
01:39Ew.
01:40Ew.
01:41Ew.
01:45Ew.
01:46Ew.
01:48Ow.
01:57Ew.
01:58Yeah.
01:59Ew.
02:01Nee.
02:05hello hey honey either you've had a busy weekend and just could not talk to your mother or you
02:31have had a terrible weekend and didn't want to talk to your mother no it was a very like good weekend
02:38i had a lot of fun i mean i obviously talked to you about the singles party beforehand yes i saw your
02:44outfit outfit was good thanks my mom is my best friend i mean i am so close to my family because
02:52we're all in close proximity to each other i mean i'm born and raised in greenwood south carolina in
02:58the middle of nowhere like this is how you know my town is too small my dad would like sit me down
03:04and be like charlie one of my friends told me that he saw you driving down the road on your cell phone
03:09are you texting and driving that's whenever you know that your town is too small so yeah sally
03:15she had this really cute setup and i played football you played football yeah and i can prove it because
03:23look at all of these bruises that one charlie gale this one this one obviously you didn't play very
03:29well mom it was okay it was a you're what you were very pleasant right i was so pleasant it's crazy
03:41are you interesting was i interesting do you think i'm uninteresting
03:48i had a very southern upbringing like my mom put me and my little sister in a pageant just to see if
04:02we would like it and we freaking loved it like i loved being on stage i'm not kidding i was miss
04:10like tracked or something like i have to find a picture i had a crown and there was like it was a
04:15tiara and there was a tractor and then as like i got older i did cotillion i was a debutante of
04:21course of course and i was actually a little miss south carolina overall queen and then i did
04:29miss south carolina usa and i lost i was her judge in miss south carolina what'd you rank her
04:36i picked her to win i don't believe them so listen to this at the party sally pulled me aside
04:44and she said that she felt weird because craig and i were like attached at the hip she's like
04:50i didn't feel like i was talking to him any more than i was talking to anyone else
04:55if you're into him you can go for it i just want i know i just want you to talk to me about if i was
05:01into craig i would immediately tell you that i was it's good that y'all could talk things through
05:05yeah me flirting with craig at sally's party is not me going for it
05:10whatever so call me and let me know how things go and then i can give you
05:17motherly advice for sure like be pleasant and smile okay all right i love you bye
05:27insane
05:32sally what oh is that vanita yeah you just let yourself in these days hi
05:52baby is gonna pee on you he's gonna pee on you how are you um i'm okay
05:59um i do have my bathing suit on underneath because i think sitting outside could be nice
06:04yeah come on boys come on guys
06:08fill me in what's been going on i had lunch with molly
06:15she's not a big fan of yours i don't think i got very drunk at the baby shower so it kind of pissed
06:22me off that sally was like oh my like madison i wanted to apologize for how i acted at your baby
06:28shower and you know sally like brought it to my attention okay noted yeah i can't trust you
06:35but yeah until she really pissed me off the other day i was like you know i'm not gonna repeat all
06:41of the things i say because i'm not a friend but sally can't call dibs on every single man in
06:47charleston yeah what am i going to do while you're on a start
06:50you can't call dibs on everyone craig's not yours
06:57she also said that she was confused as to why you did not see it a problem to say to audrey that
07:04you found austin attractive never said that i have said i mean would i hook up with him
07:10the day after they break up let's go
07:13i'm honestly a little bit frustrated with molly for talking about me to you because she's blowing
07:20my phone up every day and i'm like thinking we're besties
07:23anyways there's a lot of people i think are hot i think that's okay
07:30well okay so let's clear the air you are you are you aren't attracted to craig
07:37i mean i don't know do i think he's hot yeah do i like being in his hot tub until 4 30 in the morning
07:44yeah
07:45i don't do the best job of letting people know
07:50the things that they're doing are making me unhappy
07:54like it's not that deep if that makes any sense
07:57i wish that there was a world where sally could just open those big ass blue eyes that she got
08:03and be like oh right like i shouldn't be doing this because my best friend is mad at the person i'm
08:09trying to go hang out with right now i think that if this friendship is something that you truly value
08:15you you got to give me a little bit more respect
08:19yeah because i feel like sometimes you do choose craig over me
08:25that would never happen you have my word i don't know we'll see
08:31hi can i get a table for two yeah you can follow me this way
08:47hey can i get you started off with anything to drink today let's do a heineken non-alcoholic
08:56all right thank you you're welcome
08:58hey hey hey
09:02oh you look nice you look nice
09:04listen i can't wear pants i know i said i was being casual but
09:08okay
09:10okay how you doing today can i get you started off with anything to drink
09:14sure that was a perfect margarita okay and we're both gonna do captain's boil
09:18thank you i'll get this started so when's the last time you had crabs
09:22if you don't feel comfortable answering that you don't have to
09:26ha ha ha
09:28hmm
09:30well first off okay so the party what's up on saturday
09:34i had fun i got to talk to audrey for a little while
09:36yeah i know you did
09:40so is craig and sally a thing or is it
09:44okay come on come on honestly sally's got the hots for austin
09:48i mean it's the truth what i was gonna do lie to her
09:52alrighty
09:54holy moly all right
09:56for a treat
09:58oh i'm doing a bib for sure
10:00all right
10:02why you got it so tight your face is turning red
10:04okay
10:06so back to audrey
10:08okay i asked audrey i was like so how's the long distance thing going
10:12it's been like 90 10 of him coming to charlotte versus me coming here
10:18like what is going on i just feel that when she's here i'm like this is good and easy i'm not gonna lie it's been easy
10:26well that's big
10:28but then i also have the other end of it where i feel like when she's gone
10:32yes i'm like is this like forever am i supposed to have those thoughts about the person
10:42that i could potentially spend the rest of my life with like am i even supposed to second
10:48guess about someone that i should be like i cannot even think about breathing without like you in my
10:56life like you have to be able to say like i can't breathe without you i would literally die
11:00i'm you know 37 going on 38
11:04and i'm like am i a guy who's gonna get married
11:08like how how can someone be so so sure of such a
11:12forever long commitment
11:16listen your time is valuable and hers as well so i wouldn't like keep dragging it out if you know that it's not in game
11:24you might find somebody out there that's actually takes your breath
11:30coming up happy people don't tear people down you're not happy and here you are walking away oh my god you dick
11:44well we got some pappy von wickles okay
12:00randy are you in there yes ma'am so i have to facetime whitney but as you know i don't know how to do it
12:12could you pull those things out so
12:14absolutely
12:16oh my god
12:18there you go
12:20okay
12:22whoops tick tock
12:24wait a minute
12:26okay so what do i do
12:30so we're gonna go to your facetime and or even your facebook to see if you can log in
12:36okay okay
12:38do you know your password
12:40no let's let's get your phone because your phone may be already logged into it would you get it for me
12:44please i think i left it upstairs
12:46okay no worries i'll get it
12:54oh look i found it on the tray of snacks
12:56oh how nice thank you
12:58if you hit this will it automatically call them
13:00i don't know you're asking me
13:02let's see what happens here
13:04all right there you go the green one
13:06oh okay
13:08um you want me to get you a drink before you do the call
13:12the usual
13:14you got it please thank you
13:16okay here goes
13:20hey honey
13:22hello
13:24where are you
13:26coming up on uh
13:2712th grade square
13:28so you're still in london
13:30yeah yeah yeah
13:31you can probably don't believe this
13:32but she's decorated all of buckingham palace with great pillows
13:36very funny
13:38thank you
13:40before you let him go you want to show him the chauncey thing that came in
13:43so i finally got the plaque for chauncey
13:46oh good
13:47he's a proper burial
13:48i know well thank you oh it's heavy
13:50i know
13:51yeah we'll do that when you get back
13:53chauncey had a neurological illness and he developed breathing problems
14:07i don't want to talk about it
14:09yeah i miss chauncey
14:11i just adored him
14:17oh my goodness
14:19that's chauncey the grand dog
14:21i'll take a grand dog any day
14:23a little french bonnet for chauncey
14:26because you know how he likes to dress up
14:28chauncey
14:30you know what he's looking for a bone
14:31would you get him a bone
14:32you're enabling his
14:34overeating
14:35he needs to go on to a zembic
14:36i know he
14:37you know
14:38he died
14:39months ago
14:40but i was thinking
14:41as you said
14:42give him a proper burial
14:44yeah
14:45i have an idea for that
14:46you'll love it
14:47it involves
14:48bagpipe players
14:50that's what i was thinking
14:54if you ever ask me about my dead husband
14:59you'll never get the same response
15:01on that note i'll let you go
15:05look i love you
15:06love you honey
15:07now i'll see if i know how to get out of it
15:18hey austin
15:19yo
15:20what's up
15:21well i have some news craig
15:22okay
15:23i'm gonna be
15:24a cat dad
15:26i am adopting
15:28a cat
15:29austin that's the kiss of death
15:31what do you mean
15:32my last three ex-girlfriends have gotten a cat right before breaking up with me
15:38are you serious
15:39yeah
15:40naomi got a new cat
15:43and then during covid my ex had just gotten a cat stormy
15:47and then paige got a cat
15:49and i was like oh cool we're one happy family and they're like actually this is a family of two
15:55oh my gosh
15:57gosh
15:58i mean it's something that audrey and i are not doing you know together right
16:03but i really want a cat so i want to enlist you to help me pick out some for my cat
16:10um yeah i mean i definitely have some tips to share for you
16:15come on
16:16ready
16:17hold on
16:18it's gonna be bumpy
16:19what are you doing
16:21taking a bath
16:22okay i'll stop bothering you
16:25what do you think as well
16:28what do you want
16:29i'm getting dinner ready
16:30alright
16:31i'll text you
16:32and we'll figure out when
16:33okay sounds good
16:34later dude
16:48hi
16:49hey
16:50here to see charlie
16:51yeah let me give her a call
16:52okay cool thank you
16:53i love being a boyfriend and i love sharing life with someone but i mean six months later
17:00i am ready for a stranger in my bed
17:06hello
17:07what's up
17:08how's it going
17:09how are you
17:10oh you look so nice
17:11thank you you too
17:12i feel like when i have a connection with someone i don't really waste time but i have an inherent
17:18fear of rejection that probably developed when i got friendzone in high school so like any cockiness i have is fake
17:25how do you suggest picking out a piece like should you absolutely love it or should you just like pick something that you like come to love one day
17:33no you should absolutely love it
17:35okay
17:36whenever i first started working at the art gallery i used to like talk about it endlessly whenever i'd be drunk out at a bar
17:42i'm primarily at the art gallery that i work at and then sometimes like the next day people would show up and i'm like oh my god i guess i guess i told you to come in here
17:54so if i see something i love we'll get it no matter what
17:56yeah yeah yeah
17:57like that would fit there but
17:58it's also already sold so you can't have it
18:01honestly the me sally craig situation gives me the ick on all of it
18:06can you outbid people
18:07no it's sold
18:09but i really like craig
18:11so him coming to the gallery like even if he does have all of these other motives like that's not my job to decipher you know like he says that he's interested in art
18:19okay i'm gonna show him art and i'm gonna hope that he buys something because i get commission
18:24do you want watercolors or your like oils and
18:28realistically i want to buy a really big picture of a tiger or a penguin or a polar bear like a watercolor
18:36of a tiger okay i'm so confused do you want a tiger or a polar bear
18:42do you have this
18:43no
18:44oh well
18:45i definitely play a long game
18:48the only way that i've ever had a long-term girlfriend is foundationally we have been friends first i really have to touch this
18:55just be careful
18:57how dare you i'm just kidding
18:59and then after a while just started to smile at each other so much that like you know all of a sudden you're like oh i kind of want to kiss this person and like you like you like them
19:08like i'm not saying i like craig but i do like flirting with craig
19:13i do i have to wait till she dies for it to get like valuable no
19:20i kind of feel like that's a thing in our world
19:24i'm sure after she does die i mean i don't want her to die do you know her age and health condition
19:31coming up
19:32coming up
19:34i've always been doing his shots the past three years
19:38i'm never happy with her shots because it's always in your hot tub craig
19:45are you uh like are you going to wits thing
19:53sure
19:54what are you gonna dress like
19:55i gotta put some pot into this
19:57having a birthday party on saturday
20:00and uh the theme is literary figures so that can be an author or a character
20:06my gears are grinding now
20:09it's gonna be funny
20:10i i hope charlie's there
20:12i think she's very attractive
20:14um
20:15very pretty
20:16i mean i would totally be open to going out with her
20:19well
20:21austin told me that craig went to go see charlie at her the art gallery that she works at
20:27okay i mean i was in the hot tub with craig and sally a week and a half ago but whatever
20:35if craig likes her gang's away you know
20:38first of all i'm not going to like jockey for position or anything like that i'm too old for that
20:44maybe i'm too old for her frankly she's 27
20:49i got a lot of last year when people are like well of course sienna did this or that she's 26
20:55but then again i'm maturing at a glacial pace
20:59craig's an interesting cat i stopped trying to figure him out
21:03i told austin to do the same
21:05yeah i think you know austin has fomo
21:08oh man poor austin he can't make a decision for christ sometimes can he
21:13no man that's kind of his problem
21:15i mean you know he what did he say to witner we were at folly we just gone surfing
21:20look man i don't know if she's you know the one
21:24look the grass is always greener i get that it's just the way it's just human nature you know
21:33oh here's dad hey i was thinking i could pull right up to the storage unit and start to look at furniture for the new house
21:41whatever you want to do we're ready for you
21:44i recently bought this new house because i just wanted a house on sullivan's island which is one of my favorite places in the world
21:51it's bigger it's like historical four bedrooms four baths and i don't know what to put in it
21:58and my dad i think is kind of excited to get rid of stuff that just sits there yeah
22:04look at that look at him
22:06my parents were a big factor in me getting this house
22:10my brother bought a big house with his two kids and wife and my sister same thing
22:16so for them in the normal trajectory of a guy's life i'm 10 years behind maybe 15.
22:24well rodrigo get excited yeah biggest swap meet in south carolina
22:30oh my god these are all pictures of ships we've got like 10 of those yes all those take this guy
22:38chef's parents are probably thinking that like at this point in his life that he's gonna have a wife
22:44and kids in this big house instead he brings his gay interior designer to come rifling through his parents
22:50belongings that they don't want anymore this table is available do you like it i do like that
22:56oh for sure this is a nice chest of drawers yes to this guy okay good mark that these are ralph lorenz
23:04yes where do we these go we'll figure that out okay antique wash basin this is amazing rod
23:12think beach ocean dude i love this okay most of this is treasure definitely find a place for that
23:18just put a little tape on this we'll take that we'll take that we'll take that perfect
23:25yeah really listen to your designer i don't know what rod's design sense is
23:31quite yet this is a beautiful painting this is incredible look how hopeful you look in your eyes
23:37yeah well that was before life beat me down well i love it yes to this what oh my god
23:48i'm feeling emotional today all right i drove through this neighborhood when i first moved to
23:57charleston and i was like i'm gonna marry some old rich man and i'm gonna live out here because i was
24:03like that's the only way i'm gonna be able to do that sure enough you didn't marry an old rich man no i
24:09got a hunky man and uh my own money or had we just sold our starter home on daniel island home sweet
24:19home and we're moving into our forever home which is just right around the corner hey guys hello
24:27congratulations thank you i have a little something for you actually maybe you can't drink this right
24:32away but uh oh really maybe you can i love it amazing well after you guys enjoy oh my god brad
24:42can you believe it i mean i'm very happy the house itself is like southern it's charming it's exactly
24:50like what everybody wants i know it is a high price trust me but honestly the house is just it's perfect
24:57and i mean if i have a bill i've got to pay i will turn into a kitchen beautician and i will make sure
25:04that it is all taken care of yay my dreams are coming true i mean hello look at this check check check
25:15i'm excited me too um should we go look at the nursery first yeah oh you start crying i have a baby in
25:25here i know when you laugh like that i know you're nervous this is where i plan to raise all my future
25:34children too hey i got the house to fill all these rooms with babies and this is where we'll make all six
25:43other kids no i'm kidding i thought you were gonna say the sex tapes well we're gonna have to leak
25:49those to pay for this the fact that i'm even like approved for something like this after being like
25:55called white trash for how many years shut him he said that i was a white trash hairstylist oh my god
26:03whatever you're a terrible person and you're a trash can oh my god let's go out to the pool and now
26:10it's like life is so good that it doesn't feel real this is crazy i only could imagine what your
26:16dad would be saying if he saw this walked in here i mean when he walked in the other house you kind
26:22of believe it yeah i can hear you just i know well don't make me cry
26:34okay
26:40coming up charlie and i definitely have chemistry hell me and sally even do and i'm having fun like
26:45being able to kiss someone if i wanted guilt-free it would it have been
27:00hey how's it going good how are y'all good my friend's getting a kitten for the first time
27:05well that's him right there so how are you good dude i'm like really i mean giddy having walked in
27:13here just now oh good it's like a whole new world rodrigo's cat had a glitter and i don't like coming
27:18home to just like an empty house so i really want to have a couple cats who are excited to see me when i
27:26walk in cool so you're getting one cat two cats two girls two girls yeah that's actually the background
27:32on my phone do you have names picked out piper and martini i suggest getting this litter box with
27:39the walls just for privacy right now okay do we have kitten treats yeah we got kitten treats age
27:45appropriate yeah right you know what we need one with a bell get that for them all right man i'm making
27:57the commitment to get cats which is a daunting thing he doesn't even have a carrier so oh yeah
28:02i've got cloth carriers or a hard shell carrier too oh my gosh okay you have a mean commitment have not
28:08been the most simpatico partners there's a coffee shop next door why don't you close out here yeah head
28:14over there 4 26 21. good rest of your day hey thank you all here you go let's just throw it in the back
28:29we're just gonna get outside if that's okay yeah thank you thank you it's a nice day all that shopping
28:35for my cat just makes me hungry craig i know cheers to the new kidneys thanks man yeah dude i think
28:43you should come over and see me being like a cat die in action maybe i'll come before we go to wit's
28:49birthday party what are you gonna dress as i haven't thought about it yet let's ask chat gbt with
28:54everything that you know about me so far in our relationship i have to dress as a literary figure
29:01give me a couple options of what i should dress as jay gatsby damn that's a compliment that is chat gbt
29:11gasses me up dorian gray 50 shades of gray is that who that is dorian gray is the guy who has a
29:20portrait and he stays young forever as long as his portrait remains intact oh i don't like my side of
29:27the mountain is that 50 shades of gray i love it i'm not a huge scene party guy you're scarred from
29:34having to dress up in the hamptons well now it's after my breakup and i will say that
29:40i tried like the lover version of myself and now i'm back to the party version of myself yeah i have
29:45not seen like a single craig in what feels like forever whether it's like sally or charlie i'm
29:51having fun like being able to kiss someone if i wanted guilt-free who would it have been um you know
29:58like charlie and i definitely have our chemistry hell me and sally even do like we were like hanging
30:04out at my house in the hot tub saturday night yeah i think that i kind of have a little bit
30:09of fomo of like i do a little bit miss you know being single right i would do anything not to be
30:16single right now like i did not want to be single but someone made that decision for me so austin and
30:21this half in half out it's bull look i just i'm having fun being a flirt but like i was really good
30:32in a relationship i loved it everything in life is give and take and sacrifices and stuff and when it's
30:39the right person and if you're her person then it doesn't matter and it works out if you're willing
30:44if you're willing to put the work in coming up yours is cute hey i felt the tension yeah i'm so bad
30:58at being like fake
31:00okay come in come in hurry up it's hot hi hey so cute thank you i'm real excited bring my best sporty
31:26spice i can help you set up thank you the assistance is very well appreciated uh i guess
31:30you got to throw your own birthday parties when you're in your 30s apparently so i got stuff for
31:35the cocktails and everything else yeah i know but i need your designer eye thank you take a look at the
31:42place yard's all done up got the uh oh wait this looks really nice yeah i love the benches yeah they
31:48also delivered 16 chairs which i stashed in my shed but you know i like the benches better yeah what made
31:54you come up with this idea like the theme my mom oh fun my family have always been big on theme
32:00parties it's anything from you know like cole porter to the 50s to eras of history it makes for some
32:06great family photos i've actually been friendly with wit's mother for almost 10 years because i used to
32:14work at a store and she was one of our frequent shoppers that came in and i never put two and two
32:18together because she never really like spoke about the kids my mom is very anti-establishment
32:26straight up she would be an anarchist if she could people are coming out what time seven um seven was
32:32what i told everyone okay it's 3 12 i need an hour to get ready and two hours to set up so let's go
32:35you're in charge i just want to see what it looks like it's pretty once this is steamed i can start
32:41staging to see what i like and what i hate yes ma'am so every other plate will be different very careful with
32:47the blue ones i won't break them i promise i've actually only used them once really yeah an
32:52anniversary a couple years ago haven't used them since but i have licked my wounds i am good now
32:58what are you talking about uh i was engaged in august of 2023 and she like walked out two months later
33:05like i walked out of your life oh yeah i was with my ex for three years and lived together happily for
33:11two and a half i absolutely did love her but one day it was just over she just said she needed space
33:18and that was it what was happening she said it was a bunch of things i did wrong i begged for couples
33:23therapy she just wouldn't do it but then like finally i came home and she'd moved out have you tried
33:28dating since or what's that world like for you varying degrees of not successful oh my god
33:33i mean i was heartbroken probably still am to some degree do you like it oh it looks awesome okay
33:40i know it's great thank you you're a rock star i'm gonna go get ready yes about time yeah
33:55all right oh cute i look like a little teacher this one's cute too
34:01oh no oh which one do i do this is like a single boy costume you know craig i'll be a pretty good
34:11wingman for you tonight because i don't think i'm gonna be getting the chicks i'm wearing my costume
34:17the reason you're not gonna get chicks austin is because you have a girlfriend
34:20i don't know here comes the bride
34:36very sparkly wait hold on hold on i like it yes it's not like a venita it's medusa it plays yeah
34:43good job oh dude this looks great it looks so nice venita did all of it so we owe it all to her
34:49nice we got some cocktails there i got beers i got wine i am hemingway running of the bulls and
34:54uh running of the bull the bull is the bull
34:55is this it you shall not pass yes is this molly
35:09you look so hot look at this it looks enormously hot and horrible but i love it it's terrible it's all for
35:15you
35:24another lonesome dove lonesome dog captain gus mcrae sometimes you gotta move on listen to this what
35:31does the internet say about gus mcrae he is a lazy loquacious and charismatic rake
35:37with a fondness for alcohol gambling and whores he does sound like you look so good i gotta give
35:47the birthday boy a hug for it probably birthday you look wonderful kissing kate violet from holes
35:53you know from what holes what's that you don't know holes the movie
35:57holes flash book it was a book first holes holes holes holes holes
36:03so some girls dress up like sally and venita some girls are a gandall
36:11i didn't even literally see you you shall not talk no ma you walked in and i was like who's
36:16intriguing yours is cute where did you get this amazon hi hi that i felt the tension yeah it was weird
36:28i ordered two and this was the way better one i'm sorry i'm so bad at being like fake i can't
36:33oh god you want to come in the house with me yeah i do okay i can't look at someone in the face
36:38and they've been talking about me 10 points for gryffindor wow this is amazing medusa don't think
36:47it can be too long hey you look great i play with your gun might use it on you later you never know
36:54excuse me when i say that so help me god do you know who i am no rufio
37:01it's from hook don't i look like the leader of the wallace boys yeah you do there you go
37:07it's very fitting for charleston honestly rufio works nailed us too i need venita
37:13okay if you could play with my gun oh craig craig craig you thought i meant in a sexual way yeah oh craig you look so hot
37:22oh my god oh my god you look amazing my hair was better before the wind got it no it looks good
37:28you like it no i look great coming up you're the only unhappy person here because you're living a lie
37:37craig you don't know anything you told me that you're jealous i was single oh my god
37:42happy birthday you want a beverage i'll do the mojito cool hey how are you i'm good
37:54don't look at me so hard i'm gonna turn you into stone
37:56well happy birthday this is fun do you know who i am i have no idea wait hold on let me think
38:13um i don't know hey man hey what uh tell me about yourself i'm shepherd rose oh my god
38:25he's a literary figure you're right he wrote a book i mean you nailed it did i think shorts and a
38:33blazer is a thing i might explore in the near future just saying i think i'm doing it better
38:37it's very bold well i did get you a gift you did you did i got you your very own sharp tooth
38:45neck oh my god thank you all the bitches get these you got me a megalodon too taylor you have that
38:53necklace right it's the same one you got me it's a great white tooth necklace
38:57oh just two peas in a pond madison my god guess who she is me is this the best thing that's ever
39:10happened to you yeah look at him madison you are way too well dressed to be chef
39:16the only thing she's missing is like a 21 year old girl on her arm but other than that i mean chef's
39:22kiss hi hi you look amazing hi baby
39:28hey how are you who are you who are you you look beautiful um i'm daisy buchanan from great gatsby
39:38let's watch him try to hit on charlie
39:39who are you did you ever watch hook
39:43yeah she knows who am i leader of the lost boys oh oh that's even better he's trying so hard yeah
39:54rufio yeah rufio bangerang rufio it's great like i can see like you can tell austin talking about me
40:03you know i think i clock more than he realizes austin let's do a shot we have a shot yeah come on
40:13yeah you want to do one with us yeah wait craig what are you doing this is all we have what
40:20you know what shots are just a mini drink all he's been doing is shots the past three years
40:23austin likes to make little digs austin likes to make little digs and it's because he has fomo
40:34thank you sally charlie charlie charlie yeah okay cheers guys
40:41what was that tequila you didn't even taste like you didn't
40:44sally's never happy with her shots because it's always in your hot tub craig okay
40:50awesome so jealous i'm not jealous at all not at all wow do you hear him oh craig's hot
40:59though i'm like you're so jealous whoa you're locked up now in your house you and your kittens
41:06craig you've been locked up for five years and all of a sudden he emerges and he's having fun
41:11i don't know why it bothers you what other people do just be yourself man that's all anyone wants
41:16i'm being myself i'm having late nights in my house partying with everyone and it's been a blast
41:20so for you to hate on fun is silly whoa craig has emerged you started it craig i'm not mad dude
41:28you okay then why don't you make a smart ass comment about insane right now you're the only one that's
41:32bitter and you don't know yourself should i switch it around on you and pull out a craig connor special
41:37why are you so unhappy you're the only unhappy person here because you're living a lie
41:42you're stuck in a relationship you're not happy okay craig craig you don't know anything i do know you
41:49don't know anything you told me that you were jealous i was single you know what you know who
41:53doesn't say that i never said yes you did never i would never say it i'm not jealous of anything
42:00you got going on i promise you very much okay awesome happy people don't tear people down
42:05you're not happy and here you are tearing people down i didn't start it here you go oh my god walking
42:13away oh jesus christ craig connor for special everyone's mad but me i hope you find happiness
42:19one day i hope you do too craig i really do you dick loser
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